#missquotes

[rakkuntoast]

this one quote will always resonate with me

#qsmp #qsmp philza #qsmp tallulah #qsmp chayanne #death family they are the world to me #also i was sobbing while doing this. had to rewatch the vid in case of missquoting and ended up tearing up #i just wanna see them grow up #my art

[demobatman]

if theres one thing about me? im always gonna tag will first and mike second in a byler post

#he asked for no PICKLES #always putting MY MAN FIRST ! #will is literally the he asked for no pickles in mike and el's relationship #tell her you love her My God dude #im playing damage control in a relationship IM NOT EVEN IN #will: GOT ME STRESSED OUT AND ITS NOT EVEN MY GODDAMN GIRLFRIEND #im sorry if im missquoting argyle but that line as funny as hell #byler #WILL BYERS #mike wheeler #anyways #rolls my eyes #his lost puppy

[fairy-tales-and-co]

the same imagination we use as a readers is necessary to understand real people also, and to be intimate with them.

-Normal People, Sally Rooney

#missquoted #normal people #i'm a sucker for quotes #connell waldron #sally rooney #noone is normal #book qoute #embodied imaginations

[scorporia]

I wish I saved that post that explained how the modern concepts of neurodivergent and neurotypicals does more harm than good(?

#i dont remember how the post goes so i might be missquoting augh

[lonisaiou]

“Dygiilyiahspjtos”

yes yes I did missquote Catra on the art, wont change it, its already been months and I just noticed it now

ANYWHO the kiss that saved the universe 

#catradora #catradora art #catra #adora #myart

[drdemonprince]

Hey Dr. Devon Price. How do you feel about people missquoting the n tittle of your book "Laziness is not a thing". I think people should be able to easily google to check that your book is actually called "Laziness is not real", like how do you mistake the name of it when is so clearly everywhere as "Laziness is something that definitely doesn't exist and is not real"

🤪i cant believe someone else has noticed how common this is! i mostly find it funny at this point

[designatedbreadbox]

A/N: Had alot of fun with the Bane one, so I'm doin' this one on Joker. Can be interpreted as romantic or platonic. Also I can't make the image bigger, sorry. Lmao enjoy the tiny image.

Hey Darlin'!

I want to start this off with: I know I fucked up. Badly. It had uhm, dawned on me how my previous treatment of you was at best unfair and at worst, callous. And at absolute worst, I treated you abrasively. I know that nothing I do will ever repair the damage I've done. I also know that nothing I ever say can fix it either. I get that you're angry, and you have every right to be. I wouldn't be surprised if you immediately burned this letter as soon as you saw my name on it. Hell, I would honestly be surprised and pleased happy to know you even managed to read this far!

As a way of shedding light, I'm very proud to say that I am a changed man. A better man. I'm not saying I'm a good man, but I am saying that I changed for the better, so don't missquote me. Now, you may be wondering how I changed, and why. And I'll tell ya! Short story shorter, I became temporarily amnesiac and had a lovely lady walk in my life with two beautiful kids. All hers, not mine, but I love 'em regardless. That's how; now here's why. In addition to her, Harley had shown me just how much I sucked and how if I wanted to rebuild what we had, I would need to change. So, that's exactly what I did! I had changed so much that I wore khakis for six months when I was a temporary amnesiac, six! Khakis, of all things! I could hardly believe it myself!

Alas, I digress. My point is that I did change for the better. Whether you've seen my statement about that on TV or not doesn't matter because you now are in possession of written proof of it. Words that I consciously put down on paper and placed in a Jokerized festive envelope to have mailed to you. I would've delivered it myself, but I uhm, assumed a gesture like that would be taken the wrong way. If you managed to read it up to this point, [Name], then consider this proposal. Please, would you be willing to join me in a restaurant to chat? To actually talk and not have a conversation mainly filled with vague threats? Practically most of them are my fault, but you know what I mean.

It can be wherever you want, promise! Batman and prices aren't a problem, so leave the "check" to me. Cruise ship or restaurant, even your home. Doesn't matter to me, so long as we can work this out. Whatever your reply is, I'll leave my girlfriend's address at the bottom so you can mail your response to me. Or personally deliver, my preferred way of recieving your answer.

------

Love, Joker 💚💜 [The Clown Prince of Crime]

P.S. I was lying about the check. I'm not paying and I'll be damned if you do. I said I was a changed man, not a better one. After all, some habits just die hard!

#dc things #dc joker #yandere dc #male yandere #yandere joker #yandere joker dc #joker (harley quinn) #harley quinn (2019) #yandere joker (harley quinn) #dc love letter #yandere love letter

[rhiaemrys]

So, this year of f1 (which happens to be my first year but I've been attempting to do my research on other ones) seems to be shaping up to be filled with cardboard boxes of cars, especially for some people. This post is specifically for my memory/entertainment, and so I can use this as a reference when ranting to irls. That being said, I'm going to attempt to summarize as many of the Australian gp 2024 car failures/iconic moments/general large moments as I can remember because this is wild to me:

(Please feel free to add more. I live for the fun race moments. Also, I apologize if I missquote anything, Im trying to type as the race occurs)

1. Long before the race even began, Alex Albon wrecked his car, causing MASSIVE damage to the chassis and was told to take over Logan Sergeant's car. This happened on Albons birthday. Horrible for Sergeant, absolutely hysterical that it was on Albons birthday. Like, congrats!!! Here's your teammates car!

2. Max Verstappen's right break went up in like actual flames, forcing him to retire to the joy of many who don't like him and the absolute horror of literally every red bull fan ever

3. Hamiltons engine (to me) audibly went pop, and he had to retire. (Before this, they put him on softs to start, which like. I barely know tire strats at all, but even I had visible question marks)

4. Esteban Ocons breaks started to go boom but got fixed during a pit stop. This does not mean that Alpine managed to be successful in any way (<-said with mild amusement)

5. Russell running into a wall (he is a-okay, they got him into a medical car asap) bc of some oversteering/lower entrance speed from alonso, causing the race to be finished under a virtual safety car as Russells car was on its side in the middle of the track

Things that I just found funny in general:

1. Both merc drivers being mind boggled/lightly astonished by how fast Checos car was going with Russell calling it a rocket ship.

2. Random cut to Zac Efron in a Red Bull hat

3. Worlds fastest three car battle between Fernando Alonso (doing his absolute best to annihilate in the Aston Martin), Checo (in the local rocket ship), and Leclerc (just pitted, was the #2).

4. Saubers utter inability to have a pit stop under 10 seconds. Both Zhou Guanyu and Valtteri Bottas were victimized severely. (Oh my god, the sky commentators "ring the church bells sauber just did a pit stop that wasn't a complete disaster" and it was a 3.8s pit)

5. Extra wheel nut went rolling cross the Sauber garage, and it made it seem like they lost one on Valtteri's stop (The wheel nut that made a bid for freedom - thank you sky sports commentators)

6. "Nice to see the Haas cars racing [long pause] and not going backward on their wheels" - once again, sky sports continue to be hysterical

7. Cut to ferrari fans in clown wigs and noses.

8. Carlos Sainz being absolutely off the rails and winning a race, not even two weeks off appendicitis surgery

9. "There's a lot of world championships... as spectators" - referring to Hamilton and Verstappen watching mildly listlessly at the race, one more than the other

As previously stated feel free to lemme know about moments I missed or your favorite moments in general!! Hope it was a great race day for everyone!

#f1 #australian gp 2024 #melbourne gp 2024 #formula 1 #fomula one

[missquote]

Chapters: 7/? Fandom: Baldur's Gate (Video Games) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Gale/Tav (Baldur's Gate), Gale (Baldur's Gate)/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Gale (Baldur's Gate), Tav (Baldur's Gate), Shadowheart (Baldur's Gate), Karlach (Baldur's Gate), Astarion (Baldur's Gate), Halsin (Baldur's Gate) Additional Tags: Romantic Fluff, Fluff, Pining, Fluff and Angst, Romance, Slow Romance, Asexuality Spectrum, Hurt/Comfort, Retelling, Pre-Relationship, Canon Rewrite, Non-Sexual Intimacy, Canon-Typical Violence, Eventual Sex, Demisexuality Summary:

Rowan Mahariel is a traveling healer and solitary druid, seeking a place where she might truly belong. Being abducted by illithids was not part of the plan -- but as she travels the Sword Coast with a motley crew, she just might find a place to call home in the process. This is the story of a messy, fateful journey of learning to trust and love and forgive after years of solitude, and the perfectly imperfect wizard who worms his way into her heart.

(yet another baldur's gate 3 story)

#baldur's gate 3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #gale x tav #gale x oc #fanfic #fanfiction #bg3 #bg3 gale

[opinated-user]

this is... just an admission of the accusation. it's literally just that. i'm confused as to what LO thought she was doing here or how she thought this was a defense.

for context, an anon asked to LO if she would have the same complaints about hunter if he were black. LO then responded that at least then he would have something interesting about him. implying that having black skin alone is interesting. the "inherently interesting" part comes from the SU is garbage video from LO where she said explicitely that about non binary people. "non binary people are inherently interesting" and using that as a reason why Stevonnie wasn't good enough non binary representation (which caused the black non binary person LO plagiarized on the racism part on that video to tell her "just say you hate non binary people and go" before LO deleted their comment on that video). both non binary identities and black people were treated as if those aspects made a character more interesting by themselves. this comment added to how disrespectful she was about the portrayal of the blackness of Alaina while using it as a defense against critique ("just say that you hate black women and go") and the black fetishization of having rey crushing exclusively on black women were all factor that contributed to people start saying that LO fetishizes black people, specifically black women. here she just repeated the same idea. that making a character black is "making something new". the character could have the same story, the same personality, the same reactions but because someone made them black that somehow made them newer, more interesting. again, she didn't say anything about how to change Hunter as a character. the question was only about his race and LO agreed that alone would have make him better, which she just doubled down now.

when someone comes out to keep repeating the same sentiment that is not missquoting, that is just them refusing to admit that is what they said.

#lily orchard #lily orchard is racist #lily orchard is enbyphobic

[pensat-i-fet]

Did Rodri always be like this? 😭 He completely lost his mind. It just clicked to me that when things don't go his way, his response or interview always sounds weird.

City failed to complete the job, and now my day has been ruined for two nights straight. 

Importantly, seeing those teams in this competition compared to Spurs, I honestly don't think we have the squad ready for this trophy yet (even though I hope we are in the top 4 this season). 🥲

Isn't everyone like that? I mean, Xavi got sent off the other day just because he was angry at how the match went. Left his players alone in the hardest moment of the season. But don't say anything because it's all the fans and the media's fault. Him being a mediocre manager has nothing to do with it, apparently. But the thing with Rodri that pisses me off is he's always missquoted when he speaks Spanish and people put it in English on twitter. They do it with everyone, to be fair. And I hate fan pages who do that with a passion. But Rodri has no social media to tell people to stop lying like others (and probably doesn't care anyway). And he's sent to speak in English...when he's not good at it! Send the English captain. Send Grealish. Oh right, they were probably hiding 🙄

And then I see City "fans" (they call themselves that anyway) saying Rodri shouldn't do any interviews. When if he speaks his own language, he's interesting to listen to and more articulate than the whole fake fanbase together. But when Pep is an absolute twat every single press conference, being so rude to the journalists, he's a legend.

Spurs is a work in progress. And I'm confident, honestly. Like who knows what'll happen next but I think Ange gave us reasons to trust him. Plus he will have another chance this summer to add and remove to the squad. The end of the season will be brutal but those teams are hurt too now so... we'll see 👀

[sides-of-quotes]

Roman: Why would you want to keep Thomas safe!?

Janus: Because I'm one of the idiots who LIVE THERE!

#janus sanders #deceit sanders #roman sanders #roceit #sanders sides #incorrect quotes #incorrect sanders sides quotes #incorrect sanders sides #sanders sides incorrect quotes #missquotes #sanders sides misquotes #source: guardians of the galaxy

[starrynightorchid]

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗’𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜.

~ 𝙰𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚢𝚖𝚘𝚞𝚜

#quotes #real life #love quotes #love #life quote #missquotes #reality check #quoteoftheday #imissyou #life quotes

[imacaiman]

Jake: come in for a bro hug

Boyle: a brug

Jake: don’t call it that

#b99memes #spongebob #fake quotes #jake peralta #charles boyle #missquotes

[darkstrangecreepycookie]

Spooky Season

Logan: *sneezes*

Virgil: Curse you

Logan: ...Why didn’t you just say ‘bless you’?

Virgil: It’s spooky season, m’dude.

Logan:

Virgil: *Plays “This Is Halloween” on his phone*

#logan sanders #virgil sanders #sander sides #sander sides fandom #incorrect quotes #incorrect sander sides quotes #sander sides incorrect quotes #missquotes #sander sides misquotes #sourse: twitter

[herjudgepandafarm-blog]

Και αν ήταν μάχη νίκησες αλλά έχασες ...

#greekquotes #lovequotes #hatequotes #missquotes #missu #quotes #brokenheart #loveutilltheend