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eldritchmist · 2 years

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Macavity: I don't think you should do this. It's illegal.

Mistoffelees:

Mistoffelees: Are you fucking kidding me

#cryptid misto #mistoffelees #cats mistoffelees #macavity #cats the musical #mr mistoffelees #macavisto #mistocavity #mistovity #mistcavity #mister mistoffelees

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demons-incorrect-alw · 2 years

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Macavity: I consider myself to be a heterosexual male and every single “rivalry” I’ve ever had has involved gay sex to some degree. Intense relationships with other men are complicated and unpredictable. Don’t let those feelings interfere with your identity, and don’t let your sexuality hold you back from acting on those feelings if the moment arises.

Mr. Mistoffelees: Thank you for this. Holy shit.

#source: idk several people contributed #Macavity #Mr Mistoffelees #cats the musical #incorrect quotes #suggestive text #(btw misto isnt meant to be taking him seriously here-#-if you think its funnier if he does then go for it. just sharing my Onion)#(oh wait! Forgor potential ship tag--)#mistcavity

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residents-of-the-darkforest · 1 year

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Dark Forest Resident: Smokeweed

Nicknames: loser, bestie, idiot

Gender: man

Clan: Sillyclan

Family: Rosebriar (mom), unknown dad, Mistcave (sister), Weirdokit (son)

Other Relations: Mothbreathe (best friend)

Victims: Aloeleaf

Victims he’s killed: Aloeleaf (indirectly caused)

Reason he’s in the dark forest: illegally selling cat drugs

Death: falling off a cliff

Cautionary tale: don’t do drugs kids

Story: not at the moment idk

#submission #the fact that smokeweed could be a legitimate warrior cat name #if the Erins weren't such COWARDS #I was going to add 'don't do drugs kids' but ya beat me to it #joke submission #wc

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uppastthejelliclemoon · 3 years

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4 and 20 for the salty asks?

Do you have a NoTP in your fandom? Are they a popular OTP?*

the general NOTPs that i mention frequently: literally ANY adult cat x any of the kittens, or any ships that imply incest/pedophilia.

Also Mistcavity (some of the dynamics just make me... very uncomfortable), Mungocavity (again, with my hc, it just isn't one that i ship), really any Macavity ships, as I don't see him as a healthy cat to ship others with. I will say I really do enjoy reading Demcavity when it's analyzing their relationship (I really love @munku-collar's posts about their relationship)

Mungoteazer is a NOTP for me PURELY because I hc them as siblings, same with Demelurina. I absolutely have nothing against people who ship them, I think the art and fics for those pairings are absolutely wonderful!!

What is the purest ship in the fandom?

Pouncival x Etcetera is VERY sweet, as is George x Etcetera! Though I do also have to say either Jennyanydots x Skimbleshanks or Jellylorum x Asparagus as well!

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platoria · 5 years

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mistcavity

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying /i will ship them in hell

no, just no, i hate macavity and i despise the man and he creeps the shit out of me, i love misto tho

#mistoffelees #macavity #ship rating meme #asks #macavity ew

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eldritchmist · 1 year

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Macavity: You apear in my thoughts very often nowadays.

Mistoffelees: Really?

Macavity: I think a lot about you. Your certain body parts. And organs.

Mistoffelees:

Macavity: Enough, I don't want to scare you away.

Mistoffelees: Oh no, I'm interested. Go on.

#cats the musical #cats mistoffelees #mistoffelees #mister mistoffelees #cryptid misto #c: macavity #macavity #mistocavity #mistcavity #macavisto

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eldritchmist · 2 years

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*a wasp flying towards Mistoffelees*

Macavity: *burning it to ashes with a single blink*

Mistoffelees: Aint you a bit overprotective?

Macavity: I don't understand the question.

#mister mistoffelees #mistoffelees #cryptid misto #cats mistoffelees #cats musical #cats the musical #mr mistoffelees #macavity #macavisto #mistocavity #mistcavity #mistovity

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eldritchmist · 2 years

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Macavity: You are so damn short

Mistoffelees: Why don't you put some inches in me?

Macavity:

Mistoffelees:

Tugger (overhearing the conversation): WHAT THE FUCK

#macavity #mistoffelees #cryptid misto #cats the musical #cats mistoffelees #cats musical #mr mistoffelees #macavisto #mistcavity #mister mistoffelees #mistovity #mistocavity

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eldritchmist · 2 years

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Tugger: ...which would be better to give as a Valentine gift, than my heart?~~~~

Mistoffelees: Somebody else's heart.

Tugger: What?

Mistoffelees: What?

Tugger: WAIT WHAT

#cats the musical #jellicle cats #cats #mistoffelees #cats mistoffelees #cats musical #cryptid misto #macavity #mr mistoffelees #macavisto #cats the musical fanart #mister mistoffelees #mistcavity #mistocavity #mistovity #cats tugger #rum tum tugger #tugger x misto #the rum tum tugger

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eldritchmist · 2 years

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Magical ones love corsets vol. 2.

#cats #cats the musical #cats musical #cats mistoffelees #mistoffelees #mr mistoffelees #eldritchmistoffelees macavity likes this #macavity #macavisto #mistocavity #mistcavity #mistovity #jellicle cats #incorrect jellicles

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eldritchmist · 2 years

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Here is it again, because I want to share things about this ship, illustrated like this one. SO:

Surprise 1.

When their relationship became physical, Macavity was really surprised, that Mistoffelees is so solid. Observing him earlier he always imagined, that this cat with his slim waists, neck and wrists has to be fragile.

He also knew that the constant practicing of ballet gives starch and strength, but he definitely wasn't prepared to those massive muscles under the short, velvet-like fur. Mistoffelees has incredibly toned abs, legs (and butt), he is also very flexible. Honestly his flexibility made Macavity genuinely surprised in some kind of situations.