Peter & Shuri: *bonding over vines*
MJ: *suspiciously quiet*
Peter & Shuri: *look over at MJ with great suspicion*
MJ: Hey FRIDAY, what's my name?
FRIDAY: You're MJ, but you've asked me to call you vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina...
MJ: *starts beatboxing*
Peter and Shuri: *losing their freaking minds*
Tony, rushing in at top speed with a very concerned Steve in tow: WHAT KIND OF
Shuri, Peter, and MJ, in sync, singing interrupting him: FUCKERY IS THIS
Tony: WHAT DID YOU DO TO FRIDAY?
MJ, way too nonchalantly: I hacked into her
Loki: I was summoned because I sensed an immense amount of bullshittery, fuckery, and all around nonsense in this general area
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