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postsofbabel · 28 days
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trixie-troubleby · 10 months
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LAZY VERSE SONG SHOWDOWN PLAY ROUNDS
okay y’all SO here’s the deets! We’re starting with the Latibaer plays! I’m only doing songs with sung lyrics (there are a few songs that are just backing for scenes so those aren’t included). (Also I don’t have the Icelandic alphabet on my phone so anglicized versions of the names lmao sorryyyy).
ALSO I’m tagging everything as Lazytown Song Showdown in case you want to block/follow the tag!
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If you need reminders for what these songs sound like here are playlists with all the tunes!
And finally the polls themselves!
AFRAM Round 1:
Littu a Thetta vs Ollu er lokid
Stina Simolina vs Eyrun Eydsluklo
Siggi Saeti vs Maggi Mjol
Halla Hrekkjusvub vs Loggagid
Goggi Mega vs Nenni Niski
GLANNI GLÆPUR ROUND 1:
Alveg Ein vs Lykiloridid
Lifid er Svo Lett vs Hvar Er Eg Nu
Glaumbaejargengid vs Snuum Bokum Saman
Allt i Lagi Latabae vs Eg a Godan Vin
Aldrei Gleyma Bvi vs Megabæt
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carnificaprince · 1 year
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Neopronoun Suggestions relating to 〜 The MCU
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꒰🛡️꒱ Mar/Mars/Marvelself , Marv/Marvel/Marvelself , Uni/Verse/Universe/Universes/Universeself , Iron/Irons/Ironself , Hulk/Hulks/Hulkself , Thor/Thors/Thorself , Thun/Der/Thunder/Thunders/Thunderself , Mjol/Mjols/Mjolnirself , Avenge/Avenger/Avengerself , Avenger/Avengers/Avengerself , Shield/Shields/Shieldself , Agent/Agents/Agentself , Supe/Super/Supes/Supers/Superself , Super/Superhero/Supers/Superheroself , Cap/Caps/Captainself , Captain/Captains/Captainself , Guar/Guards/Guardianself , Galaxy/Galaxys/Galaxyself , Ult/Ultrons/Ultronself , Strange/Stranges/Strangeself , Doctor/Doctors/Doctorself , Panther/Panthers/Pantherself , Infinity/Infinitys/Infinityself , End/Game/Endgames/Endgameself , Ant/Ants/Antself , Wid/Widows/Widowself , Spider/Spiders/Spiderself
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jeffreystewart · 3 years
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Norsery Rhymes from A to Z Dumbr, The Stupid One
Well here we are on another ThorsDay with another 20 min sketch of a Norse (and Germanic, sometimes Celtic) mythological characters.  This week it’s Dumbr (Dumbur / Dumbir) of the Jotnar (Jotun / Jotunn / Jetten / Eoten / Giant) again. A half Risi Giant, and half Troll mentioned in the Nafnaþulur  of the Prose Edda
His name means in Old Norse, ‘dumb’, or ‘stupid’. And to ‘stupefy’, ‘obscure’ in the Proto Gemanic source word “Dumbaz” ,
He is married to Giant King Snear’s Daughter Mjol / Mjoll who though human seeming was part also a personification of snow (Fresh Powdery Snow) like her father and siblings. Making Dumbr the brother in law to Mjol’s sister Drifa who I covered earlier this month here. Dumbr and Mjoll have a son together named Bárðr / Bardr who is raised by the fosterer of heroes Dofri the Mountain Dweller, after he is kicked out of his village on finding out his father was Giant and Troll. He would go on to live a wandering Odin existence.
To read more about Dofri and Bardr you can read it here, and if you’d like to see more versions of Dofri you can see version 2 here, and version 3 here.
Not a lot else is known about Dumbr.
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the-skooma-den · 3 years
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still fucking love finding voice actors from skyrim in other things.
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littlegalerion · 3 years
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The worse feeling in the world is looking through the marriage options in Skyrim, trying to decide who the lucky man or woman will be that your character marries.
But absolutely none suite them OR the one that does requires the more difficult route to earn their affection.
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ophiuchusrising · 6 years
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From the lovely @daedricsnakes a sticker of my boy Mjölnir! Thank you so much! Its even better than I expected and I absolutely adore it. And this makes it the third sticker on my laptop too. Man I'm so stoked. Please if any of yall have snoots you want to immortalize in vinyl sticker form check out daedricsnakes because my goodness this is amazing!
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Just day and night photos of the ‘mystical steed’.
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liomdog · 2 years
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↠ ✦ MJOLHEARTHEN
(mee-YOLL-haar-thin)
A gender related to the thunderous roar of Mjolnir, the sparks of Thor’s hammer, storms, anger, blacksmiths, and the flashing of lightning.
The flag represents these - the outer black represents the roar of Mjolnir, the yellow and orange represent the sparks of Thor's hammer, the dark orange and grey-black represent blacksmiths, and the red represents anger. The symbol represents the flashing of lightning and the sparks of Thor's hammer as well.
WOW THIS IS AMAZINGLY LATE BUT @little-gender-trinkets enjoy!! I had WAY too much difficulty sorting out that symbol of Mjolnir but it was totally worth it.
ETYMOLOGY: "mjol-" from "mjolnir", "-hearth" from hearth; the place where a fire is kept in a home and/or smithy, "-en" suffix meaning "to become, to make, to cause (someone/something) to"
ID: three flags with 6 rectangles inside of one another. The colours from outer rectangle to inner rectangle are: black, pale yellow, orange, dark orange, grey-black, red. the middle flag has a symbol of Mjolnir, Thor's hammer, in the center, with a blue outline, white internal outline, and black background. ID OVER.
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[dni transcript here]
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trixie-troubleby · 10 months
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AFRAM Poll 1C
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Ziggy’s song! It’s got like a real show tuney vibe and it’s about candy, it’s fun!
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Jives, my beautiful discount Pagliacci. I love this sad little clown song and his list of the few foods he can eat!
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jeffreystewart · 3 years
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Norsery Rhymes from A to Z Dumbr, The Stupid One V2
Well here we are on another ThorsDay with another 20 min sketch of a Norse (and Germanic, sometimes Celtic) mythological characters.  This week it’s a second version of Dumbr (Dumbur / Dumbir) of the Jotnar (Jotun / Jotunn / Jetten / Eoten / Giant) again. A half Risi Giant, and half Troll mentioned in the Nafnaþulur of the Prose Edda This version a little more handsome giant than troll like.
His name means in Old Norse, ‘dumb’, or ‘stupid’. And to ‘stupefy’, ‘obscure’ in the Proto Gemanic source word “Dumbaz”.
He is married to Mjol / Mjoll, a personification of fresh powdered snow. The parents of the hero Bárðr / Bardr. who is raised by Dofri the Mountain Dweller, after he is kicked out of his village on finding out his father was Giant and Troll.
To read more about Dofri and Bardr you can read it here, and if you’d like to see more versions of Dofri you can see version 2 here, and version 3 here. And for my more troll like version of Dumbr you can go here.
Not a lot else is known about Dumbr.
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starmxras · 3 years
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The Bet | A Steve / Peggy oneshot
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"I wonder how long we could stay in bed," Peggy muses.
Steve raises an eyebrow. "Well, we could-"
"Get your mind out of the gutter, Steve. That's the opposite of being lazy," Peggy huffs. "All I mean is, when else are we going to have an entire week off to just... vegetable around? We're both off work 'til January second, and we probably won't have an opportunity like this after the baby."
"Okay, okay, so is this like...a bet?"
Peggy shrugs, a mischievous glint in her eye. "Depends if you're ready to lose, Darling."
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Dec 25th, 1950
Steve and Peggy come home from Howard's Christmas party early.
"I'm starved," Peggy mutters, looking through the fridge. "Ever since I've been pregnant, I can't eat anything I enjoy anymore. Last night, I woke up and started eating your chocolate because I was that desperate; I hate American chocolate!"
Steve winces. "That bad, huh?"
"I can't even enjoy food anymore." She replies, munching on a Hershey's bar. "Like this - this is just disgusting, but it's one of the only things I can keep down lately. It tastes like raw cocoa."
"I don't know how you can stand eating British chocolate. It tastes like pure sugar."
"Yes, and it's delicious," Peggy says with a dreamy sigh. "All I've been eating lately is bread and chocolate. I vomit up anything else. I'm going to get so fat."
"Your body's probably trying to adjust itself. I'm sure you can go back to British chocolate soon." Steve says in an attempt to be reassuring.
"I hope," Peggy replies. "I don't know if I can stand eating only bread and chocolate."
Steve plops down on the couch. "So what are we doing tomorrow?"
Peggy shrugs. "I suppose this coming week would be a good time as any to be unproductive. Think about it, this time next Christmas, we'll have a baby. No more lazy mornings for a while, I bet."
"Fair point," Steve responds.
"I wonder how long we could stay in bed," Peggy muses.
Steve raises an eyebrow. "Well, we could-"
"Get your mind out of the gutter, Steve. That's the opposite of being lazy," Peggy huffs. "All I mean is, when else are we going to have an entire week off to just... vegetable around? We're both off work 'til January second, and we probably won't have an opportunity like this after the baby."
"Okay, okay, so is this like...a bet?"
Peggy shrugs, a mischievous glint in her eye. "Depends if you're ready to lose, Darling."
"Okay, so what does the loser have to do?" Steve asks.
"The loser has to...make dinner for a week."
"Deal."
Dec 26th, 1950
Peggy wakes up first, just before nine in the morning.
She shakes Steve awake. "Wake up, you need to keep me company."
"Company how?"
"...tell me about the future," Peggy says, resting her head on Steve's chest. "What's it like?"
"Okay, gimme a second to...think. What do you want to know?"
"Tell me about Mj-Mjol- your hammer. Does everyone have one in the future?"
"No, I got it from Thor. He's from Asgard, remember? I wonder what he's doing right now."
"We won't see him until the 21st century, correct?" Peggy asks.
"Right. Loki's probably trying to kill him right now or something."
Peggy tilts her head.
"The guy who invaded New York. He was a horrible person, but Thor was really shaken up when he died."
"Oh," Peggy says. "It's too bright in here. Close the curtain,"
"It is closed, Peg."
Peggy grimaces, burying her face in the pillow. "That hammer can change the weather. Get rid of the snow."
"...That's not what the hammer does. It only controls lightning."
"How silly of me," Peggy rolls her eyes. "Somehow, with everything you've told me about the future, a lightning summoning hammer is most definitely one of the most bizarre."
"Even more bizarre than wireless telephones that are mostly used to play games on the toilet?"
"...Well, no, that's pretty strange. But no, not the weirdest."
"Oh, well is it the fact that some homicidal warlord destroyed half of all life in the universe?"
"That's definitely very strange, if not completely insane. I mean, well..." Peggy stops, thinking. "This is probably the strangest part of the future you've spoken of to me. But it's not the weirdest. The weirdest is probably-"
Peggy's throat tightens, suddenly. She tries to speak again, to say what the weirdest thing is but finds herself unable to say anything. She can't think, either. A wave of nausea rushes, and she finds herself making her way to the bathroom.
She just barely makes it to the bathroom in time, and Steve, being the darling he is, holds back her hair as she vomits.
"You okay?" Steve asks once she's done, clearly concerned.
Peggy shakes her head.
"It was...intense," she murmurs. "I'm not feeling well."
"Maybe your body's just adjusting to having a baby," Steve offers.
"Maybe," Peggy says, feeling very sick. "I hoped I would've been one of those women that miraculously avoided morning sickness."
Peggy grimaces, wrapping her arms around her stomach. "This doesn't count for our bet. I'm going right back to being lazy right after I brush my teeth, I assure you."
They make it back to their bed and begin sitting in comfortable silence.
"You sure you're okay?" Steve murmurs, trailing fingers through her hair.
"I feel a lot better now, yes. Of course, that doesn't mean I'm leaving this bed. I'm winning our bet."
"One of us will have to get up to eat something soon," Steve points out.
"I'm way ahead of you, Steve." Peggy opens the drawer on her nightstand, revealing a few chocolate bars stashed there. "If you're nice, perhaps I'll lend you one."
"Those are mine in the first place," Steve huffs.
"And? Are you suggesting you'd steal food from your pregnant wife?"
"...No," Steve mumbles.
"That's what I thought," Peggy replies with a self-satisfied smile.
She unwraps a chocolate bar, taking a bite. "Hmm, disgustingly delicious."
"If it's so disgusting, why do you bother?" Steve asks, stifling a laugh.
"Don't judge me, Steven. If I recall correctly, it was your fault I'm pregnant. You could at least indulge me."
Steve raises his hands in mock-defeat. "Okay, sorry." He presses a kiss to her temple.
Peggy hums. "We need something to do if we're going to lie around in bed all day."
"Well..."
"No."
"You didn't even hear me out. I was gonna say we should build a pillow fort." Steve says, defensively.
"A...pillow...fort?" Peggy asks. "Isn't that something children do?"
"Nope, I'm serious. It'll be fun. We can use blankets, pillows, whatever."
She sighs. "Fine. How do we do it?"
"Now remember, I was the one who suggested it, so you have to help me."
"Fair enough, as long as I don't have to move around too much," she says with a wry smile.
"Yeah, but it'll be worth it in the end," Steve counters. "This is a serious endeavor."
"Yes yes, well, I'm gonna build the pillow fort," Peggy says, snatching the blanket from the bed. "The sooner we get this done, the sooner we can cuddle."
After a somewhat complicated process, the fort is made.
"All right," Steve says, holding the last square of the fort together with the last pillow. "Now it's done. Don't you think it looks...really ugly?"
"It looks better from the inside," Peggy remarks. "How long do you think it'll last?"
Steve shrugs. "Here, I'll test it."
"How long can we stay in here, before we overheat?" Steve asks.
Peggy looks up at the ceiling as if it holds all the answers. "I think a few hours is safe. We have to nap at some point, right? Then when we're too hot, we can take it down."
"Right," Steve says, giving Peggy a little nudge towards the bed.  
"Fine," Peggy says, shuffling over so she's lying down. Steve does the same. "...Well, here goes nothing," Peggy says, settling herself down onto the pillows.
"I suppose I should take a nap, too."
"You should, Steve," Peggy says, patting the spot next to her. "I'm in need of some cuddling. It's very cozy in here, not to mention."
Steve laughs, sliding up next to her. "Well, of course, I intend to be a good husband and cuddle up with you."
"I'll give you cuddling, but only as a reward for making this pillow fort."
"Alright."
Peggy curls into his arms, stretching her legs across his lap. He laughs, giving her a mock glare as he begins to tickle her feet.  
"Why you little..."
Laughing herself, Peggy attempts to tickle him in return. He retaliates by tickling her sides.
Peggy manages to pull up her legs, kicking Steve in the stomach. She laughs, putting her arm around him. "Now...that's a nice reward."
"Well...I still feel like I should be doing something. It doesn't feel natural to be this unproductive."
"Oh, we've got plenty of time to do something, Steve," Peggy says, brushing a kiss to his lips. "After all, we deserve to laze around every once in a while."
Steve smiles down at his wife. "Well, yeah, I suppose."
Minutes pass, and the couple talks about nothing in particular.
"Steve," Peggy says, interrupting him. "I'm getting sleepy again."
"Yeah, me too," Steve whispers, nuzzling her hair.
"Let's go to sleep, please," Peggy says. "I'm sleepy."
Steve laughs, running a hand through her hair. "Okay, okay."
"I love you, Steve," Peggy murmurs, snuggling against his chest.
Steve kisses her forehead. "Love you too, Peg."
He pulls Peggy closer to him, and together they drift off to sleep.
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consacro · 4 years
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fgd okay I pulled the ones that ..I felt..looked a bit better LOL Under the cut bc one is nsfw and there’s a bunch of images
Putting this back bc @ketzerhund Brand AestheticTM
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Apparently I drew Kuron and Yuuri a lot
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(Yuuri’s Mega concept when mega gardevoir was leaked/revealed)
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I have also done updated versions of them a while ago in this post
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A...Dratini-line deoxys hybrid iirc? What did I make him for? Why was he a deoxys splice LOL
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He also had a sprite that I modded
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The original concept sketch for my luxtei (luxray/entei hybrid) Shiva
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THESE GUYS WERE A BLAST FROM THE PAST TBH I think..my friend and i, building our pokemorph world needed conflict, so we came up with opposition for some of our main cast LOL These guys were super aggressive sky pirates, the zoroark being the leader (named Master rofl)
I remember he flirted with my friend’s arceus, Jina
@bladedwingsandclaws​ You might like these guys?
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Theeeee ?? I don’t remember what his role was, I think he was Master’s right hand man/first mate. Joker
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This guy was Kingdom, iirc he was...a call boy? concubine??? thing?? one of the scouts/fliers for Master’s crew
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I made a pixel layout for the team, apparently. Don’t fuckin remember who they all were. Can you tell they were sky pirates LOL
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These two (there’s a couple others on the acct too) are of one of my dragons when I was active on FlightRising, a light.. uhhhh mirror? I think they were called. The four-eyed skull draggos named Mjolnir
He was given to me by my friend and tied into our clan lores (Sidereus, her primary dragon, took Mjol from the clan matriarch who was going to basically live sacrifice him. Cal, my leader/a pearl took him in as one of their own)
Mjolnir was one of my first/primary coli dragons so we played tf out of the “brawn over brain” trope for him. Following mirror lore, his wings didn’t develop fully so he was never able to fly like the others, using a cable system similar to the 3DMD from SNK/AOT to clear ground fast.
Anyway tldr Sid had to babysit him a lot and teach him about a lot of shit including what was/n’t edible and sexuality bc Mjolnir was baby. We made jokes about how he’d see those brightly colored d*ldos and think they were candy/try and eat them (and Sid would have a fuckin heart attack)
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The humanized versions of the dragums in question
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And a funny injoke we had with our group of friends at the time, Mjolnir had a light sprite familiar and we made jokes about how she was a terrible little creature that destroyed bone like the Scraplets from one of the transformer shows
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Also my progen/Cal before turning into a pearlcatcher
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??? Who is this? Why did I make her? The file name is Faust
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And Alei..rofl. I remember my friend and I made a set of chars based on the teasers when RWBY was still like. brand new, as in, the pilot hadn’t even aired yet
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I also ...apparently made furfrou siblings and a xerneas at some point???
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I don’t know what this was for?? But it’s a super cool concept so I might..do someth with it... blaziken/mismagius
@omegaman255​ kind of reminds me of your Valkyries now that I look at it
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These were from when I was active on a petsite called Misticpets wow lol
This one was an ice spirit? I think? raised to be a living sacrifice or someth named Echoes
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Neglect, a frankenstein’s monster deer thing
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Hard, a fairy dog thing? I remember his hair/wings changed color every day lol
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@zelotae​ @iinauras​ you guys might recognize the inspiration for these two.
I don’t remember what I named her but this was my twin from a pair my aforementioned friend made for our pokemorph world (Kuron/Yuuri down to Mjolnir) They’re Giratina/shiny blissey hybrids
I also remember the mom, my combat medic Stella
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Also one of two of my arceus, this one’s (surprisingly) named Origin LOL
@xauramoon​ This is also the arceus that Fulmine trained against in her original version o3o
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Thor: *loses the Mjolnir*
Thor: OH NO! SOMEONE!! *gets wrapped* ARGH
Stephen: ....
Cloak: ....
Stephen: Should I try?
Cloak: ....
Cloak: *picks the Mjolnor up with its lil "hands"*
Cloak: *gives Stephen*
Stephen: Oh my! You're worthy!
Cloak: *I'm not even a person my dude. Maybe this is just a reality glitch*
Stephen: *takes the Mjol-
Stephen: *FALLS*
Stephen: ......ow....
Cloak: *facepalms*
Thor: 😢😢😢😭😭😭😭
Stephen: OH RIGHT! *removes the magic seal from the Mjolnir*
Stephen: *lifts the Mjolnir*
Everyone: HE IS WORTH IT!!!
Thor: *raises foot* NOOO HE'S CHEATING!! I SAW!!!
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johannstutt413 · 4 years
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Savage tapped the Doctor on his shoulder. “Doctor, it’s time for lunch. I made you some mushroom pie, just need to heat it a little-”
“I can take care of that.” She handed him a container, and using his Arts, he warmed the pie. “Thanks, Savage; I really didn’t want to take my chances with cafeteria food today.”
“Anytime, Doctor!”
As he dug into his gifted lunch and Savage started on her salad, the Doctor remembered something he’d heard in passing. “Hey, Savage? Some of the guys were talking the other day, and I was wondering...do you get propositioned a lot?”
“Huh?” She replied mid-chew. “What did they say?”
“Apparently a lot of them - at least, more than I’d expected - have asked you out and been turned down-”
Savage accidentally bent her fork forward. “‘More than you expected,’ Doctor?”
“I meant that I thought you would go on more dates,” he balked, wanting to avoid a similar fate. “Hearing so many Operators tried and were shot down so casually was a shock.”
“Oh! Well, that’s easy, Doctor; I’m waiting for someone specific.”
The Doctor’s eyes lit up. “Oh, really? Who’s the lucky guy?”
“I’m not sure I should tell you,” she shrugged, blushing. “There’s that thing where if you tell someone your wish, it won’t happen, and I really want this guy, so...”
“That bad, huh? What’s he like?”
Savage sighed. “Well, he’s a little oblivious, but his heart’s always in the right place, and we’ve worked together for awhile. It’s funny - I didn’t realize how I felt about him until something happened and I couldn’t see him until the situation changed. Honestly, I used to hate him; Amiya’s like a daughter to me, and there were times he was just so insufferable to her that I wanted to pound him with Mjol...and then he came back, and he was so much nicer to her than before, and with that hiccup gone I could appreciate all the good things about him.”
“He’s one lucky guy, then, to have you give him a second chance like that.” After a moment’s crunching, the Doctor set down his fork and turned his chair to face her. “Do you wanna grab a drink with me tonight?”
“Definitely!...Wait a minute, you figured it out?!”
He laughed. “Savage, you dropped that hint so hard, you cracked the floor. Besides, I was going to ask today either way. You’ve been such a blessing since I came back, helping me get reoriented to being so high up the totem pole, and honestly, I have a weakness for Cautus girls.”
“Really?” She rolled her chair next to his, her salad container in her lap. “Is it the ears?”
“...Yes.”
Savage put her lunch on his desk and set a hand on his shoulder. “Do you want to touch them, Doctor?”
“You’re serious?” At this point, the Doctor was beyond blushing; his face glowed with anticipation. “I can?”
“On one condition.”
He nodded. “Whatever you want.”
“I never imagined it would be this easy,” she chuckled. “My condition is this: you’ll take responsibility for whatever happens. My ears are rather sensitive, after all~”
“Oh, I’ll be careful, alright.” The Doctor’s hand was already hovering behind her head. He hesitated for a moment, but the way Savage was looking at him...His fingertips made contact with the velvety fur, and he realized: it wouldn’t be that simple.
Later that week, Savage and Amiya were walking together, as they often did, when the Doctor snuck up behind them and kissed Savage’s cheek. “Boo!”
“Ah!” She twisted like a corkscrew and punched him on the shoulder, sending him flying back. “Oh, Doctor! Sorry, I didn’t realize it was you!”
“Would anyone else try something like that?” He laughed, picking himself up with a smile and busted lip.
Amiya blinked. “Savage told me you were dating, Doctor, but I honestly had my doubts.”
“Why would I joke about something like that?!” Savage wrapped him in a warm, smothering embrace. “And what kind of doubts, anyway?”
“She probably didn’t think I could catch a girl like you,” the Doctor chuckled as his bones were slowly being tenderized.
Their third wheel shook her head. “Savage, I think you might be hurting him.”
“Nah, it’s fine,” he replied. “Besides, if there’s any way I want to go out, it’s being crushed between her thighs.”
“Doctor! You hush - she’s still too young for that.” Despite saying that, Savage’s solution was to occupy his mouth another way, so if Amiya was still paying attention, she would have learned at least something about making out; however, she had other things to do, so she wandered off, leaving the two lovebirds in the middle of the hall.
Once Amiya was firmly out of sight, the Doctor was released. He shook himself out, returning various joints and ligaments to their proper settings, before sighing contentedly. “Sorry about messing with your mom time, babe, but I missed you too much.”
“I can always make time for my guy, you know that~” Her ears twitched. “You know, if you’re not busy, I was starting to get hungry. Wanna get some lunch?”
“Actually, I made you something, but it’s still in my fridge.”
She smiled. “So we’re going to your place, then?”
“Mmhmm.” He reached his hand to touch her ear before pulling back. “We should get going before things get out of hand.”
“Definitely~”
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