I saw @yns-world do this so I kind of wanted to steal their thing XD But it’s really entertaining! So here’s my version of…
MK Villains meeting/hearing about their (and your) child
Erron Black, Shang Tsung, Baraka, Kano, Quan Chi, Shao Kahn edition!
Part 2!
Tell me whoever else you may want! I want to do a heros one after this, so tell me who you want!
Edit: I’m not even kidding, I was looking for some Erron X Readers, saw this, read this, said “ohh I like that one” and “ew that’s cringy” without knowing this is fucking mine XDXD I looked back at this and just gasped because I fr didn’t think I wrote this
Erron Black
Erron: Ye look a lot like me. Ya one of them alternate universe me’s?
Son: No, but I’m here to kill you unlike what other me’s could do
Erron: Well if I die, tell other me’s to kill Y/N after pulling out
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Erron: You got my eyes and your mother’s bad attitude
Daughter: And her hatred for you
Erron: Nah, our bloodline is filled with hate
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Son: I wonder what she saw in you when you first met
Erron: Beats me, I wondered what she saw in the first hundred guys she fucked
Son: I’m gonna make you take that back!
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Erron: If only I raised you instead, you wouldn’t be this big o’ a pussy
Son: My mother raised me better without you in my life
Erron: Yeah, never mind. You and yer mom are too ignorant to hang around
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You: Your daughter is a horse girl, y’know. Ya should go show her ‘round here on one
Erron: I’m too busy for that demon girl
You: Of course you are. And she’s a demon because of you
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Kotal Kahn: You have a child who asked for you
Erron: I don’t have a kid
Kotal Kahn: Well I shall introduce you two after this then
Shang Tsung
Shang Tsung: I have been awaiting this day, my child
Daughter: Why? To destroy every woman’s life who meets you?
Shang Tsung: No, but I wonder what might a limp, pitiful creature such as yourself do when their whore of a mother is killed
Daughter: You are beyond fucked up.
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Son: I remember the last time I saw you
Shang Tsung: It was quite the tragedy, indeed
Son: You couldn’t fucking stop laughing at me suffer through my mother’s death
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Daughter: Whenever she died, did you care, father?
Shang Tsung: Why of course, I feared how her death would affect my precious child
Daughter: You feared so much you threw your precious child into the claws of death
Shang Tsung: At least the Kahn didn’t kill you instead.
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Shang Tsung: When I was your age, it was customary for sons to protect and serve their parents
Son: I protect and serve my mother. You are a mere parasite to me
Shang Tsung: Oh, the parasite within you will enjoy tearing you apart
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Shang Tsung: Does [child] know we are meeting?
You: She is sound asleep, and I promised she will awaken with her father home
Shang Tsung: She will awaken to her mother in pain so she never wants to see me again
You: All she wants is 5 minutes, Shang!
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Raiden: You look just like your mother
Daughter: But I’m stronger than she’ll ever be
Raider: And you are as blind as your father
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Lui Kano:
Baraka
Son: It’s funny that people try to kill me for being your child rather than for being tarkatan
Baraka: How’s that funny?
Son: They’re killing your people to get to you, father. You’re why your people are disappearing.
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Baraka: Female tarkatan gather, not fight
Daughter: Come on father! One round! You know I’m better than my brothers, anyways
Baraka: This is why you’ll be the man in the family once I’m gone
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Baraka: My favorite fighter
Son: [daughter] said she fights better!
Baraka: Let us find out then
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Daughter: I remember the tribe before mother died
Baraka: You will never honor or lay eyes on it again, traitor!
Daughter: I put good deeds over personal victory, father
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Mileena: You’re beautiful, for being Baraka’s
Daughter: You’re ugly, for being Sindel’s
Mileena: Hehe, I’ll bite that tongue if you don’t, savage!
Kano (he’s so fucking hot)
Kano: Before anything else, ya motha’ came onto me first
Son: I- did not ask
Kano: Well, she asked- she asked for more every night
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Daughter: My mom is obsessed with you, still
Kano: And lemme tell you, she was crazy over me back then too. A freak, really
Daughter: Are we both talking about [Y/N]?
Kano: Oh yeah, she never told you? She loved me
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You: Still as fine as the day we met
Kano: You must be thinking of the wrong Kano, but I’d love to show you what the young me can do
You: Yeah, like give me a kid to raise on my own
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Sonya: I thought I killed younger you already!
Kano: Hah, I always knew me boy would be useful one day
Sonya: Oh, shit- It was your son?
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Kano: Y/N?
Daughter: Mother died a few years back
Kano: And you look as beautiful as she did
—
Kano: There’s no way. I pulled out!
Son: You pull-out game sucked then
Kano: Like father, like son then, ay?
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Daughter: Mom said you promised to take me out today!
Kano: Daddy.. was probably drink’n’ ay
Daughter: If I have to drag you all the way out there, I will!
Quan Chi
Quan Chi: I sense demon within you. You aren’t from Earthrealm
Daughter: I’m the perfect mix of holiness and unholiness
Quan Chi: Then you are a worthless mutt
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You: Shinnok won’t take us fighting lightly. We’re supposed to unify and serve
Quan Chi: I shall not let him take [child] from us
You: You are a traitor
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Raiden: You betray your realm for what?
You: I am sorry, but my child’s safety is worth more than Earthrealm’s would ever be
Raiden: So you aid the destruction of the safest realm?
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Quan Chi: My son
Son: Do not call me that, demon
Quan Chi: Your demon workings are put to sleep within you, allow me to show you what you really are inside
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Daughter: There was a time when mother thought you loved her
Quan Chi: A demon cannot feel love, my child
Daughter: You loved her enough to have me, yes?
Shao Kahn
You: Wait until your queen finds out
Shao Kahn: Finds out what?
You: I am pregnant, emperor. And I am keeping it
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Sindel: I’ll kill that disgusting monster of a child!
You: Do you speak to their sister that way?
Sindel: Kitana is more royal than your child will ever be
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Daughter: You know, I was only doing what was good for the kingdom
Kitana: No, you were doing what father would want you to do
Daughter: It is better he likes me than throw me out like he did you
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Shao Kahn: My little princess
Daughter: Mileena said you were planning of disposing me, father
Shao Kahn: Why ever would I do that?
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Mileena: I told you not to touch my things, sis
Daughter: I told you not to touch me!
Mileena: Hehe, royal blood just tastes too good to leave alone
—
Shao Kahn: To be emperor, you must be able to defeat me first
Son: I will do you proud, father
Shao Kahn: Not until Kitana is dead, will you make me proud
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What type of Cards Against Humanity players would the Mortal Kombat X Kast be?
Note(s) : I have not played this game fully and I also haven't written for these characters before, this is almost definitely inaccurate and cringe, but I'm free.
Kung Jin -
Goes the dark humor route, but plays it with a complete straight face, he does laugh, but purposefully never at his own cards because he thinks it'll be 'suspicious'. It becomes a tell to see what his card is. He never picks what the person choosing would find funny, which means he usually never gets any black cards.
He will absolutely rage quit, or just try and get others to rage quit by being snarky and incredibly salty about his losing odds.
Takeda Takahashi -
He's not extremely dark humored (?) in his cards, but one of his cards made Liu Kang faint once. He typically goes to dad humor, the ones where you laugh at them but don't actually pick them.
He's never actually angry when he loses, sure, he's a bit salty especially if he finds his cards funny, but, at the end of the day, it's just a game.
Cassie Cage -
It depends on a, the black card, and b, the person choosing. She can win easily if it's her parents or Jacqui, she knows their humor, but if it's someone like Kitana she's screwed. Very 50/50 with her win chances.
She'll only get angry if Kung Jin wins, they're wlw and mlm hostility.
Jacqui Briggs -
Her cards are always hit or miss, she either puts her best card down on a prompt but someone else has a better card, or she saves her good cards until it's too late. She tends to get little to no black cards.
Never gets angry at a loss, she's pretty competitive during it, but afterwards even if she loses, she's just happy to spend time with everybody.
Kitana -
Gets confused on the point of the game, she's trying to keep her dignity and plays the less Inappropriate cards, whenever a particularly dark humor one comes along, she sneaks it back into the pile and picks a different card. She never gets black cards.
Doesn't get angry, she finds the game a bit pointless anyway.
Mileena -
The amount of horror this lady thinks of on the daily can't compare to any cards in any deck, she somehow always brings the worst one out, hardly ever wins because people are too horrified to pick her cards.
Will attempt murder if she doesn't win every round.
Johnny Cage -
Always goes the outwardly dad humor route, he rarely ever picks dark humor cards to put down unless that's all he has. Usually people can tell it's him, so he only wins if the person choosing likes him.
He says that he's only pretending to be salty as a joke, but in reality? It definitely makes him lose pride for at least one evening. Everyone can tell. And they all make fun of him.
Sonya Blade -
She plays with dry yet witty humor, ones you'd expect to see in a teen drama series or something, she's always relying on what she thinks her friends will find funny, and gets black cards regularly.
Will only rage if someone gets a black card and she finds the card genuinely unfunny, she can get over losing if she has a laugh over the card they chose, but if not, she's holding that over that person's head for years.
Kenshi Takahashi -
He's more of a judge, makes sure nobody commits murder, and makes sure nobody cheats. He can't play for obvious reasons, but he does secretly root for certain players, and may or may not excuse cheating if it means someone he doesn't like will lose.
Hanzo Hasashi -
He's silent the entire time, doesn't pick dark humor cards, and doesn't pick any funny ones, either, it's always a deadpan and scorchingly dry card, he's never won a single black card, everyone can tell it's his card, and nobody will pick his.
He's treating it more like a game of chess, and so when he loses he sort of just goes 'welp, could've been smarter.' And moves on.
Liu Kang -
He doesn't find any cards funny to be honest, and he mostly relies on how other people react to see what they find funny, as such, he has no black cards until the end, where he makes a comeback so insane everybody fully believes he cheats.
Won't rage if the comeback fails and he loses, however, he will get annoyed if Kung Jin wins. ( No but why was this man so outraged in every intro like calm tf down )
Kung Lao -
He won't be too sour if he loses, he's past the point of being insecure at every loss, but he definitely does try too hard to be funny. It makes everybody cringe. He gets at least one or two black cards on a bad day, but he plays too much into his humor rather than the person choosing.
Jackson Briggs -
Plays a lot of dry and witty type humor cards down, or ones where it's an actual answer to the card that would make sense, he's a sort of mix of Hanzo and Johnny, so he typically gets a few black cards, and wins maybe.
Doesn't get angry at all, he's just happy to be here.
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