(cw: questionable eating habits, unhealthy lifestyle choices regarding fitness)
>Be me, Celestia, ruler of all Equestria
>Just start the morning as usual, grabbing some coffee, eating some pancakes
>My sister walks into the room
>"RISE N GRIND, MOTHERFUCKERS" she yells
>She's in her workout suit
>She goes to the fridge and eats some really bizarre fucking salad; it looks like it tastes like shit
>She crudely chugs a thick, grainy protein shake
>She flexes her muscles; "YEAH", she yells
>She runs straight out the door, to "power train" as usual
>She's been like this for months
>Ever since her falling-out with her girlfriend, she got really into fitness to cope
>She's extremely utilitarian with her diet and nihilistic towards flavor and taste; she only cares about maximizing nutrients
>She works out to an excessive, worrying degree
>Fitness has become her entire personality
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>She's now doing her daily routine of running several miles straight, as usual
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The bride and the ugly ass groom (he makes her laugh)
Original photo (+ an edit) under cut
Edit: I didn't expect this post to get as many notes as it did. I realized that the original photo I posted was sort of blurry, so I made a higher resolution version :-)
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[Terrible stand up routine]
“So,,..,umm,…I’ve been having.,..a lot..o-of nightmares lately which I-I-is funny b-because.,,..at night.,…IM a .,..n-n-night.,….m-m-ar.,,.” *cries*
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We are gathered here today to witness the holy matrimony between Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, the Princess of Love, ruler of the Crystal Empire, guardian of the Crystal Heart and mother to Flurry Heart, Equestria's first born alicorn.
And her groom Shining Armor, Twilight's brother & the guy who put a load of geese in the throne room.
Redraw of this image bc I think about it daily
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PinkiePie explains the Fnaf Lore to Twilight
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hi guys l-look where i am! i think this is a stronghold? i hope theres maybe some um chests arou-*creeper blowing up sound*
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