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the-carnival-of-time · 6 months
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pumpkinpie59 · 5 months
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random hot takes i have cause i’m bored and emotionally dead:
-i literally cannot stand any leo ship other than leolotus, especially if it involves 87 leonardo. i’m sorry but it has made me physically nauseous before. shipping as a joke or a small crush on someone else is fine but pls don’t bother me about other leo ships it’s too much for me. ((i won’t hate u if u ship other ships dw <3 i just ask not to be bothered by it)
-i’ve already ranted about this so i won’t go into depth but i hate the 2012 season 4 finale (moreso requiem than owari but owari still bothers me). i think in general? i think 2012’s writing is mindbogglingly bad after they leave the farmhouse in season 3, but that doesn’t mean i don’t still enjoy a lot of it. just don’t expect me to drop the issues that bother me. season 1 is my baby tho and i’ll defend it to my dying day.
-2012 apritello is good. they just had to go through character development. my only issue with it is that their entire situation was pushed to the background so ppl only notice their development if they’re paying attention to april and donnie the whole time (like i do).
-1987 treats its girl characters better than the other shows which is shocking.
-capril sucks. i have literally never liked it or was just neutral to it. i got close to liking them in idw but then casey became a jerk.
-that said i don’t like shipping casey or april with the turtles with the one exception of 2012 apritello.
-i think 03 casey and splinter are annoying.
-2012 casey is best casey :p
-2012 michelangelo pisses me off. he has some good lines here and there and sometimes has fun dynamics with other characters but in general he’s just an ableist representation of adhd and he literally never faces consequences for his mistakes and instead everything works out for him so he never grows. like literally he stays the same throughout the show. also i dislike his actor sorry :p and his entire dynamic with renet just ruins renet as a character and it bothers me.
-i forget rise exists most of the time tbh. it’s good but like. i forget. also rise leo and donnie’s writing bothers me anyway-
-1987 content needs to sTOP mischaracterizing raphael PLS PLS PLS. “michelangelo is the jokester and raphael groans at his jokes” NO!!! raphael is the jokester so he gets upset when his brothers make stupid jokes bc that’s HIS thing !!!!!! and he’s not angry in the same way other raphaels are except in red sky when he was angry that they became villains in society’s eyes!!! but otherwise he’s emotional and whiny but not angry!!!
-leonardo is best when he’s a dork. he wants to do the right thing but will be a frickin idiot about it but - oh wait buddy don’t do that no wait put the sword down hold on-
-the turtles should never have blue eyes but especially not michelangelo.
-ramona is great but it’s okay for them to just be friends too. either way they slay <3
-lotus blossom and jhanna are the most under appreciated characters in tmnt give them some respECT-
-i think howie should come back. not bc he’s a good character i just wanna see what would happen.
-i hate koya. so much.
-mondo/mikey makes me rlly uncomfortable. it feels exactly like leo/venus since they mutated in the same place so mondo feels like a long lost sibling …
-this is literally just my take and i don’t expect others to agree but like. the 1987 team is the only version of tmnt where i feel like every turtle is equally likable and works as a unit best. like i like 03, but i don’t especially get attached to mikey? he’s good but compared to the other 03 turtles he’s just not my fav. same with 2012 but more extreme since it has rlly good raph, donnie, and leo,, but like i said i really dislike mikey. and then i’m not rlly attached to the rise turtles except mikey. the 87 team tho is all great.
-while i rlly love rise casey, i think waiting to reveal she was casey was a bad idea. i think she should’ve been introduced as casey or should’ve been a different character,,,
-i like red sky but the last episode was a disappointment,, also where are all my fav side characters 😭
-the turtles should never be tall they will always be lil guys to me. they should be under 5 ft plsssss
-not a hot take just a hc that was recently revealed to me and i think it’s genius: the 5th turtle kirby (like from 90s concept art) should be the donatello clone from 1987. like hello??? that’s genius pls watch the clone donatello episode
-if i see yall reducing mm april to just be shipped with leo i will end yall.
-lotus blossom is an interesting character even without her connection to leonardo and i wish everyone would notice !!!!
-not a hot take but rob paulsen should be in every tmnt thing we should make it tradition.
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i keep thinking about this scene from twin peaks
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faiakishi · 8 months
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Got a quote back from Acer and it'll be over eight hundred fucking dollars to repair my computer. I've had this computer for...maybe a year and a half? And I started having issues with the power port months ago. So eight hundred dollars (realistically close to a thousand after tax and shipping costs) to maybe make it last another year until it breaks again.
What really sucks is that I got this computer for gaming. Which I haven't been doing much the past year because I got heavily into writing a fanfic. (and now because the power port is fucked and will overheat if I try to run literally anything other than a web browser) So I essentially bought a $1200 TMNT fanfiction machine.
(gonna rant because I have nobody else to vent to) And tomorrow I have to go to a fucking baseball game. I know that makes me sound like a spoiled brat, but I don't fucking like baseball. My sister got my mom tickets for her birthday and I felt like I had to. I don't like baseball, I don't like crowds, and my phone battery is not going to last the whole game.
I tried to get out of it but my sister was like "I don't like baseball either but it's okay! We'll drink beer and have a ton of fun!" Yeah, I'm sure you will. My mom and my sister are both extroverts. When they're together they talk constantly, talk over me, or just flat out ignore me. (and then accuse me of being antisocial because I do something else, rather than just...sit there and listen to their conversation rapaciously, I guess) Plus my sister's bringing two of her friends. Who are nice people, I like them, but still. So I'm just going to be fucking sitting there awkwardly while everyone talks around me. For hours.
Also today my mom's like "We'll get there early and take the rail! We'll just walk around for an hour, there will be so much do DO and SEE!" It's a giant fucking cattle run for people. We've been there before. Yes, we can go look at the exact same shirts they sell at Target, marked up 300%. How interesting.
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crayonverse · 2 years
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i love just. thining about random lrmmef dynamics that have no chance in canon.
marcus and taylor? they are actually best friends and talk all the time. what are you talking about ?? marcus isnt dead lol they are standing RIGHT next to taylor and they’re talking about TV shows and their terrible fathers
douglas and kaz? yeah wdym they r helping chase invent something right now. douglas is standing right there and hes giving kaz his unneeded blessing to date chase. what r u talking about
also like. daniel and kaz r standing there too like?? kaz is helping daniel on the zipline and theyre playing video games together wdym daniel is in two episodes total?? hes in the Elite Force Tower right now.
experion is also right there with jordan what R U saying ?? shes learning about d&d and helping with homework (by destroying it). shes literally right there with her dad too. megahertz is standing there
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a9saga · 11 months
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i completely forgot that tao from exo used to ask other members to shower with him, which i thought was the most hilarious thing when i was 16.
#most members of exo admitted to having showered with him#he does make a point in that with 12 of them it does save time to shower together#i cant imagine waiting for 11 other people to shower i would definitely not like to be the last in line#that does sound correct i mean it did then but especially now#what i thought was really funny was that most of them would do it#i also think... mm here's the thing#super hot take i know but my first instinct is that i would prefer not showering with other people#i get some people think you have no secrets if you live with someone might as well be naked in front of them#i think i would err on the side of 'i feel like i need my privacy' too bUT but but#i think now at the same time#if i were living with someone who had showered with the majority of the other several people we were living with#i think i could very well be swayed to the idea that showering with said person is the least strange thing one could do#friends... would you shower with tao? nonsexually i mean#you guys dont shower naked do you??#if i were exo in 2013 i would simply shower w my clothes on#diana and i watched the old episode of happy camp they were on in 2013 today and generally i had a lot of fun#other than glaring at the face of someone who is now sitting in prison whose crimes are totally unrelated to his time in exo#man fuck that guy#anyway#exo#tao#shut up kaily#what is tao from exo up to now anyway is he doing well#he's 30 jesus#he's like a week younger than my brother#i cant believe how young all of exo were when i got into them#i got into exo like the very second he broke his leg and went on hiatus with the group#he played that hiatus very curiously looking back but i hope he's doing better now
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lilyflower06 · 10 months
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With all the Mutant Mayhem hype going on right now it kind of makes me confront how I personally I feel about the movie and how much... I don't care about it...
Like! It's not like I hate it by any mean, I'm glad people are getting new turtle content! It's just... I'm actually not the biggest TMNT fan...?
Like, aside from Rise, I'm not particularly super into the other shows or movies. I've watched almost all of them, and they're good! But just... they're not really for me...
If I can be completely honest here for a second. They are great! I had a good time watching them! But I also never want to see them again duifjvjedifkg.
Rise is a mayor exception in this tho! The show it's so different from the rest of the iterations, and that's a good thing for me since that difference kind of, accidentally, end up hitting every single box for what makes me love a cartoon so much!
I think I've rewatched the Rise show and movie more times that I can count! fhsgdde.
And from the trailers alone I'm still not super sold on MM. Mostly because it feels like more of the traditional stuff we get from TMNT...
I'm going to watch the movie, of course, and I'm sure I'm going to enjoy it! The same way I enjoy the rest of the TMNT franchise.
But idk man...
I miss Rise....
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dustbon · 2 years
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💕  Love Day | 2/2 💕
This was an eventful holiday :D 
literally 5 minutes after Elise left, she asked Fabi out. They talked, got to know each other better and when things started to get interesting, their date was interrupted by Elise’s HUSBAND. How inconvenient. 
They decided to end their reunion somewhere else and things escalated quickly.
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ooh effie's got some hot takes
she is um. correct because i say so.
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dumblr-account · 9 months
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You know those critics that are all like, “Oh I love this movie, definitely in my top five, they really knew what they were doing with this one…..now let me tell you all of these harsh flaws that made it sound like I hate this film with a burning passion (but I don’t I promise uwu)”
Well that’s me with Mutant Mayhem rn
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falllpoutboy · 2 years
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So that finale was… good. it wasn’t great but it was good enough for me to be shocked and happy and distressed so yeah. i am sad about black noir dying and reggie and nate’s permanent falling out. i am not shocked about butcher getting a diagnosis about how many months he has left (he has always been the type of character that was marked for death) but i was shocked at maeve not dying and her losing her powers instead (although we know its not technically permanent thanks to kimiko so the door for her returning isn’t really closed).
what i am annoyed at however is how they handled the soldier boy/butcher/homelander/Ryan ending arc. it works on some levels but my first and foremost problem with SB is that they didn’t really give him a reason for being evil/ an antagonist for the show. Yes he’s a supe and a misogynist and a homophobe and killed MM’s family but i really don’t think he’s on the same level of evil as homelander. It was confusing at first when he couldn’t control his red outbursts (and showed remorse for it) but then he could and killed all those people at herogasm so he’s like the lesser of two evils when it comes to him vs homelander. I don’t hate him as much as I do homelander and idk if i should feel bad about that.
This ryan shit is pissing me off and i very much knew this was gonna happen when he didn’t appear in more episodes AFTER his falling out with butcher. Speaking of, I wish they had written a bigger falling out between him and butcher because from what I remember it wasn’t that big enough for this change in Ryan to have happened. but i don’t think it will last, if and when ryan spends more time with homelander and sees how absolutely despicable he is.
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lxnarphase · 2 months
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g. satoru who is a massive pervert and constantly whines for you to let him touch you all the time, even when you're both around others. you've lost count of how many times he grabs you and pulls you into his lap, his warm hands slipping under your shirt while sitting next to g. suguru, who's attention is no longer on the tv.
'he doesn't mind,' satoru always comforts you, grinning into the skin of your neck. 'sugu's my best friend, he knows i can't help but touch you, baby.'
best friend or not, that doesn't explain how you always ended up with your legs spread open wide in satoru's lap, your jeans and panties discarded somewhere on the floor as suguru kisses all over your thighs. the two of them talk like you aren't even there, as if you aren't growing wetter as each second passes.
"satoru," suguru purrs, his fingers running up and down your soft lips, parting them open to watch slick slowly drip out of you. "you must be doing something else to her. i've never seen it get wet so quickly." the way he speaks so calmly makes you dizzy. it's unfair, so fucking unfair how calm and collected suguru is when he's inches away from your pussy, those pretty purple eyes focused on it.
"yeah? 's wet?" it's also unfair how riled up it gets satoru, seeing his pretty baby getting shy because his best friend is rubbing his fingers up and down her slick folds. "she's so messy, isn't she? she's the prettiest little pussy," he coos into your ear. that gets a chuckle from suguru, his eyes finally looking at you. "always the one to talk to the pussy and not about it, aren't you, satoru?"
his fingers finally focus on your clit, rubbing little circles into it. both you and satoru look pretty from this angle, suguru notices. the pure need and shyness on your face paired with that manic desperation on satoru's...it's a perfect picture, one he wants saved forever. maybe next time you'll let him take some pictures...after all, he needs a new background for his phone.
"c'mooon, sugu...give her a kiss? c'mon, c'mon, give that cunt a kiss, tell me how sticky 'n' wet she is," satoru fucking begs, acting as if he's the one spread open and dripping. but you second the thought, giving suguru the prettiest little puppy eyes.
"anything for you, princess," he coos softly, leaning down and pressing a little kiss on your clit. it's so light you barely feel it but then he's peppering kisses on it, your wetness starting to get on his lips and making each press of his lips sticker and wetter. "s-sugu-!" before you can even beg for more, his mouth is on you. his tongue is so wet and hot on your cunt, it feels like he was drooling for you.
"does she taste good? how wet is she, suguru, c'mon, tell me, tell me how that pussy tastes, pretty please?"
"mm, satoru, it's almost as if you wanted to be between her legs."
"who wouldn't? she's so pretty, she's squirmin' so cutely, my pretty baby, my needy little mochi, her pussy's always so creamy and warm and messy, god, i miss it right now."
"shit...stop talking like that, you're gettin' me flustered, should i-"
"s-sugu, please, keep going," you so politely ask. it's unbearable how cute you are, it's taking everything in him to keep being nice, to keep treating your cunt nicely. he knows satoru is mean and practically bullies your pretty slit almost every day, but he wants to be the nice one, the one who you go to when your 'toru' is being too mean. yet, you're making it so fucking hard when you look at him with lidded eyes that beg him to be rougher with you...
but he knows he's done for when satoru whispers something in your ear that has your eyes fluttering a bit and gets a pretty little gasp from you. those gorgeous eyes—oh, do you have little tears in them too?—connect with his and he's fucked.
"s-suguuu, please," you coo to him, moving your legs to hook over his shoulders and pull him closer to the apex of your thighs. "i need your mouth on my pussy r-really bad, please don't tease me." you take a pause and squeeze your eyes shut, whining a little as satoru coos for you to keep going. "g-give my...my messy cunt attention, suguru..."
suguru shakily sighs and the next thing you know, his mouth is smushed against your pussy, his tongue hungrily swirling against your clit as his hands grab onto the fat of your thighs. he doesn't know what gojo told you in order to hear you say that, but he's silently thanking him as he messily sucks and slurps at your juicy cunt.
it's so hot, all it takes is a few swipes of his tongue and you're gushing everywhere. suguru lowers his head to dip into your hole and he moans. he missed this, missed the sweet taste of your juices on his tongue as you squirmed and moaned for him, your boyfriend's best friend.
"fuck, i-i can hear how wet she is," comes satoru's pitiful whine, his hand dipping down to swipe at your clit as suguru focused on lapping up everything that dripped out of you. "lemme help, lemme help, wanna help you get her creamy, sugu." the feeling of suguru groaning into your puffy folds has you keening, arching your back against satoru's chest. oh, he's in heaven watching you both. "yeah, you didn't know she could cream, didya? put your fingers in her, sugu, put 'em in that sticky little pussy 'n' angle up."
reluctantly pulling his mouth off you with a wet sound, suguru slips two of his fingers in you. he doesn't miss the cry of his name, but he really doesn't miss the delirious giggle and moan when he angles his fingers up, rubbing against that spongy spot.
"f-fuck, she's dripping..."
"go on, fuck her with your fingers, you know you wanna see her make a mess. make her fucking cream, suguru, get her prepped. maybe t'day she'll let you put it in...oh, based on your face, she just clenched on your fingers, yeah?"
his fingers are still swirling around your clit, his other coming down to press on your abdomen. he can hear you getting wetter, your little whimpers turning to moans as you slur their names desperately. he wants you to lose all thoughts, only able to think about him and suguru...yeah, he wants you all soft and sweet so he and his best friend can try and slip into those warm, slick walls.
"mmn...she's really creaming...god, pretty girl, can you cum for me? i wanna see you cum on my fingers. satoru, move your fingers, the poor thing needs my mouth on her."
"hmmm, suddenly you know what she needs? ehehehe, you're learninggg, suguruuuu!" if you had turned to look at satoru, you'd see the charged look in his eye, blue eyes practically glowing with insanity. his hand grabs a fistful of suguru's hair and pulls his face directly into your cunt, unable to handle any more of this. he wanted to see you cum on suguru's face.
"c'mon, c'mon, kiss it, suguru, make it messy for the both of us. mmh, fuck, listen to you making out with her pussy, s' wet and sticky, isn't it? oohmygod, both of you sound so good, she's gonna cum, sugu, she's gonna cum in your mouth...fuck, i love you both so much, can't wait to see you both fucking each other."
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filocybin · 4 months
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i hate to be this shallow, but i wish i was even a little bit attractive
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cyberfreaky · 4 months
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ur fave as a big, burly man w/ a dad bod <33
he’ll have you in prone bone, the weight of his body heavy on top of you as he fucks you slow and deep. the pudge of his tummy would lay upon the small of your back, while he left wet kisses across the back of your neck.
“mm, that’s it…f—fuck...” he’d grunt in your ear, making you whine in response. “takin’ me so well, baby. so fuckin’ good.” his thick, girthy cock was stretching your pussy out, your hole gripping his dick each time he pulled out and slammed right back into you.
your head fell between your shoulders, the feeling of being crushed on the bed made you feel dizzy. your whimpers and babbles didn’t go unnoticed, it was music to his ears as he began to roll his hips a little harder. his breathing was staggered and heavy, melodically mixing with the squeaking of the bed.
you were rendered speechless as your orgasm pulled on your core, about to send you over the edge with a few more sloppy and languid thrusts. he felt your slick cunt tightening around his dick, his heavy balls slapping tirelessly against your clit. it was impossible for either of you to hold off any longer.
his moans resembled a growl almost, as you both reached your climax. you’d cry out as he stuffed your pussy, thick, hot spurts of his cum filling you up to the brim. he’d continue leaving sloppy kisses across your shoulder blades, beads of his sweat dripping onto your warm skin. he was absolutely spent, but he couldn’t pull out just yet.
it wouldn’t take long before he’d fall on top of you. he tried his hardest not to suffocate your smaller body, caging you between his big, bulky arms. he’d breathlessly rut into you slowly, fucking his seed deeper and deeper inside you.
— simon (ghost) riley, jake sully, könig
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autistickaitovocaloid · 9 months
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Maybe I'm biased because the psp games are the only ones I've properly sat down and played, but out of all the different models from the different games the psp models are my favourites I think.
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