#mmmine

[hermitdream]

TODAY IS THE DAY

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#dreamwastaken #georgenotfound #dnf #dreamblr #404blr #gnf #dreamnotfound #mmmine

[maplequinn]

nyt connections spoilers 13.04.

purple category on first is crazy bc a girl in her early twenties from Eastern Europe should not know some random country song but yet she does bc of Jensen Ackles

#mmmine

[hinataxsunshine]

[from @cassiopeiagarcia]

¡Hola Hinataaaaaaaa!

Soma and I adopted a fish together, his name is Mario Magdaleno, want to come meet him later today!?!?!??

Oh my gods, you guys adopted a fish?!?!?! I absolutely love him!!! Yes. Yes I would love to meet him!!!!!!

That is such a cute name, I love it

I have also adopted a child, and become a single father atm 💪 though sometimes I think he likes fate more than me :((

His name is Shiya because I thought it was hilarious and well.. you know it kind of does look like him. Don’t tell Chishiya though.

#cassiopeiagarcia #[ it’s just cannon now that Hinata found a cat and went.. mmmine ] #aib oc #aib rp #alice in borderland oc #aib roleplay #alice in borderland rp

[writingsbymo-mo]

I'm not Alcoholic

Drunk!Rindou x Reader

Contains: fluff, drunken shenanigans, Ran being a worried older brother as he should

Summary: you got off late from work, head to the convenience store near your apartment. What you didn't expect was the surprise you'd have when you get home.

"Sigh...another night of cup noodles. Least they had my favorite tonight."

You were finally on your way home from work, having to take some overtime to finish up a few things. Just another typical day. You were glad you had the next couple days off to rest instead of slaving away with minimal pay. "I need to find a new job," you sighed, clutching your bag from the combini, strolling briskly to your apartment.

As soon as you approached the building, you opened your bag, digging your keys out with a minor struggle but you managed to find them. "Phew, now I don't have to break a window....eeeh, nevermind." You shook your head, arriving at your door when you dropped your bag and keys in a panic. "R-Rindou!"

You scrambled over to him, reaching out to touch his forehead. He was hot to the touch, face flushed crimson when you noticed a subtle sweet smell coming from his breaths. Ah, of course.

Arms suddenly wrapped around you, pulling you against his heater of a body, slurring his speech as he said your name. "Mmmine...."

"Rin!" You squeaked. A rush of warmth blossomed in your cheeks. You tried wriggling your way out of his hold but of course, his firm arms were too strong to move even in his current state. "C-can we go inside please?"

His arms slumped as soft snores left his lips. Somehow, it's like he understood...maybe? Doesn't matter. You stood up quickly, grabbing your keys and unlocked the door. "Rin....Rindou...pst, Rindou," you shook his shoulder, mumbling his name. His eyes cracked open, hiccupping and smiling at you. "Shoo pretty."

You smiled and shook your head, hoisting him up from under his shoulder, "thanks Rin, let's get you inside and something to drink, ok?"

He stumbled and swayed, giving you a hard time keeping your balance, walking him to the couch. You set him down, lifting his legs onto the cushions. "I'll go get you some water. Rin," you turned around and muttered under your breath, "and give Ran a quick text. Bet he's worried sick."

With a glass in hand, you filled it up with cold water. 'I should get him something to eat too,' You thought, 'guess I'll be making two cup noodles.'

While you let the water heat up, you stepped back into the living space and nearly dropped the glass. "R-RINDOU?!"

"Wwhaaat?" He whined. His arms were folded across his chest as he stretched his legs out on the couch in splits....with nothing on, giving you a full view of himself.

"W-why did you take your clothes off?" You placed the glass on the table next to the couch.

"Tooo *hic* waaarm..."

"I'll get the fan," you picked the glass back up, handing it to him, "this will help you in the meantime." You smiled, kissing him atop his head.

Soon, he began to feel better. His snores filled the room as you placed a blanket over him. You didn't have the mental capacity to think about explaining why he's naked under the covers. That's a problem for tomorrow you. With quiet steps, you got into bed and fell asleep.

A few hours into the night, you were woken up to something pressing into your back. Something warm. Something that smelled subtly like sandalwood. "R-Rindou," you croaked through your tired and dry throat. "What are you doing in here?" He grumbled into your ear, nuzzling into your neck as his hot breath sent tingles down your spine. You sighed in defeat. You knew he wouldn't wake up in this state nor could you escape his grasp. All you could do now is try to fall back to sleep. "Goodnight Rin. Please don't scream when you wake up..."

Bright rays of the morning sun illuminated your room. You cracked your eyes open and yawned with the stretch of your limbs. A deep, tired groan entered your ears as Rindou stirred awake. "Fuck...," he lifted his head, gripping his forehead.

"Need something for that hangover?"

He jolted back, eyes wide as his mouth hung open. "H-how did—WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES?!!"

"You stripped them off when you got too hot...they're uh...still in the other room..." you blushed and looked away, twiddling your thumbs. "Do you usually do that when you're drunk?"

He sighed, running his hands through his hair. "It's not the first time it's happened...did I—"

"No, you just went to sleep. Don't worry. Actually...I did find you outside my door when I got home. You scared me, Rin! I was worried you got sick or maybe Ran got mad at you over something..." you looked down with a small pout, releasing a heavy sigh, "just glad you're safe."

Rindou placed his hand on the back of your head, pulling you against his bare chest. "Sorry, love," he whispered, kissing the top of your head. You hummed, closing your eyes as you basked in his warmth. "Oh, when you head back...um...you kind of owe Ran for keeping him up almost all night..."

"Fuck.......better get the usual...."

"Sorry, Rin..."

-------------

Ring....ring.....

Ran: —is Rindou there?!

You: Yeah...he uh...fell asleep at my door...and is now on the couch.

Ran: Sigh...that little shit...he owes me for keeping me up this late...

You: Haha, yeah. Knew you'd be worried.

Ran: ...yeah...at least I know he's safe and I don't have to bail him out.

You: Oh! Uhhhh....does Rin usually...strip when he gets drunk?

Ran: I'm starting to believe that's a yes.

You: Ummm, and what's that supposed to mean, Ran?

Ran: I've only seen this happen a couple times when he's shitfaced drunk. Woke me up playing his mixes and found him jamming in commando...

Yiu: pffft ahahha! Oh...my god...he didn’t!

Ran: Oh, he fucking did. Threw a pillow in his face and told him to go the fuck to sleep!

You tried to hold in your laughter but to no avail, you cackled into the phone.

You: That's fucking hilarious! But anyway, I'll tell him you owe him when he wakes up. See ya.

Ran: Mmhmm.

Click

"Sorry Rin but it looks like you'll be making a stop before you head home tomorrow..."

#rindou being a bit silly #tokyo revengers #haitani rindou #ran haitani #haitani ran #rindou haitani x reader #rindou haitani #haitani rindou x reader #rindou x reader #tok rev #tokyo revengers x reader #do not interrupt ran's sleep #tokyo revengers scenarios #tokyo revengers fanfiction

[sweet-honey-fruit]

Genshin Men with a Blanket Hog Reader

Genre: fluff and crack basically

Warnings: none that I’m aware of. Possibly some strong language but that’s it. Pet names (Albedo: My dove). I apologize if the characters seem OOC, I tried to keep them in character as much as possible.

I had this idea at like 3:00 am last night so, here it is. Please note, these headers are not mine, they belong to their proper owners.

Arataki Itto

Alright listen, it’s going to be a fight

Itto is also a blanket hog and you can not tell me otherwise

This man will snatch the blankets back from you, rather he’s asleep or not

If asleep, he’ll mutter “mine….mmmine!” And will yank them away

Each night is a battle field for the both of you

On the rare occasion that he doesn’t mind, he’ll just stare at how adorable you are

The rest of the time? He’s viewing it as competition and he’s going to win

You two are better off having your own separate blankets

Honesty? You’re better off having two separate beds. He’s also a bed hog. It’s either get a bed for yourself, sleep on the pinky sized amount of bed you got, or use him as a bed instead.

But I already know you’re going for the last option so i don’t know why I bothered listing the rest

Venti

At first, he’ll find it cute and funny that you hog all of the blankets

Seeing you swaddled up and sleeping peacefully brings a smile to his face

Give it a couple of months. This man is really patient when it comes to you, but he also gets cold at night.

He’ll come to the conclusion that if you’re going to take all the blankets, then you’re going to be his blanket instead

Venti absolutely will wedge his way underneath you or underneath the blankets.

Will whine about it. All night. Until you finally just throw the blankets at him to get him to shut up.

Listen he’s had a long day drinking at the tavern okay, he needs his beauty rest but you’re taking that away from him by stealing the blankets!

He will eventually write a passive aggressive song about it

“This next song I wrote myself! It’s about a thief in the night that goes around stealing everyone’s blankets.”

“Wow I wonder who that’s about 🙄”

Chongyun

Please, take them. Take the blankets.

He’s thankful that you’re a blanket hog, he can’t handle all the heat.

Hell when you first started to share a bed, he didn’t even have any blankets on them. You had to bring your own.

He’s not about to have his yang energy go into overload.

If a blanket even as much as touches him, he’s going to treat it like the plague

Sadly he doesn’t even cuddle you, it’s for the safety of himself, others, and most importantly: you

He will, however, give you a small kiss on your forehead for compensation for not being able to cuddle you or share blankets with you

As if you’d even share blankets with him even if you wanted to

Scaramouche

He has no problem with shaking you awake just to yell at you

“What are you?! Selfish or selfish?!”

Will snatch them back while giving you a death glare

Mumbles under his breath while turning his back to you

He has thrown a pillow at you once or twice because of it

Now if you dare to hog them again?

Be prepared to be pushed onto the floor

He has no shame. All he wants are those damn blankets and by the archons he will get them.

Although the next morning he does feel a little bad

Especially if you have a mark on your head from where you hit your head on the floor

A sleepy Scaramouche is a dangerous Scaramouche. Even you can’t escape his wrath.

Although it’s pretty tamed compared to the wrath directed towards his subordinates.

After a while you got used to it since it became a nightly routine

You hog a blanket, he yells at you, you hog them again, he pushes you, and you get back on the bed to lay on top of him

He stopped trying to get you off of him he also loves being close to you like that but ssshhh don’t tell anyone

Also secretly enjoys the little nightly routine. Not sure if it’s because of love or sadism.

Albedo

You see, this man is really smart. He started to keep spare blankets under the bed for himself.

At first, he just kind of stared at you when he woke up in the middle of the night with all the blankets piled on top of you

The cold doesn’t effect him that much since he’s spent so much time in the plummeting temperatures of Dragonspine.

So really he’s not annoyed or cold, he’s rather curious as to why….you feel the need to do that-

Will 100% ask you about it till he gets an answer that satisfies him

“My dove, why do you hog the blankets?”

“I just do it in my sleep I guess, I’m not sure.”

“Interesting. Perhaps I should do a case study on this.”

“No. Don’t. It’s not that serious.”

Childe

Regarding the banner….that was the only one I could find of him

He laughs to himself about it

Then he flops on top of you djfnf

Sneznaya is freezing! Which is why he understands your bodies need to hog the blankets even in your sleep

But he also lives in Sneznaya so you better hand over those blankets.

He will gently try to wedge them out from under you. He doesn’t want to wake you up, you just look so peaceful.

If he manages to get the blankets, he’ll drape them over the both of you, cuddle in closer, and make sure he’s tucked in there real tight

If not? Well then he’s laying on top of you for warmth.

He adapts to wrapping the blankets around his body at night to keep you from yanking them away from him.

#childe #childe x reader #Venti #venti x reader #genshin #genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #genshin men #genshin men x reader #albedo #albedo x reader #Itto #arataki itto #itto x reader #scaramouche #scaramouche x reader #chongyun #chongyun x reader

[tf2misfits]

*Spy is finishing up a snack in the kitchen when Leon walks in, his eyes open. He walks to the cupboard and pour himself a bowl of cereal. He then goes to the fridge and squirts ketchup all over it. He stands in the middle of the kitchen and begins to eat. Spy raises an eyebrow.*

Ehm, Leon?

*doesn't respond, just keeps doing it and staring intently at the bowl, mumbling something incoherently*

... mmmine. This is mmmmmmmine!

[snailvamp]

if u. got a knuckle tattoos (both hands take or leave thumb). what would it be. Mmmine. Mine would be. (thinking noises) ., come back to me but i want to know yours

[lethargicaxiom]

no one look at mmmy shark ass for a sec i need to sort through mmmemmmories that are only like 1/4th mmmine

#yeah the mmmath checks out on that one #paperwwwork

[brain-empty]

mmmine.

#^ wants to say things but itll come out wrong

[hermitdream]

the fact they immediately found each other across tge map and just stared at each other

#dnf #dreamblr #dreamnotfound #dreamwastaken #georgenotfound #mmmine

[maplequinn]

picrew tag game! you now vs childhood. thanks for the tag @unreasonabletree (:

link to the picrew

I nominate @secretkoalasandwich @extrasoftt and @laumerisa

#mmmine

[thelasttime]

The way she says “Mmmine” in TV omg..

just compared the two with the clip from yesterday and the original version and she has a little pop on the “mm” sound i think

#asks #asking you this* #anonymous #her voice from speak now to now is actually not super different #at least from the clip

[lapatopals]

Jumin Han representing my life [01]

#jumin han #zen #mystic messenger #mysme jumin #mm jumin #jumin x zen #mysme zen #mysmes #mm zen #mmmine

[parthiia]

Hey, please send a short feedback message to Intsys to please stop with the 4:1 F:M ratio in new hero banners. People have male characters they love too, and at this rate Intsys will burn through all its 'waifu material' and die off before others are added and celebrated in seasonals and the like. Flip-flopping between 3:2 is more viable than burning up all at once.

But let's do numbers. #4:1/#total '18-'19

18/27 (give or take- its late, and some banners are like 2 or 3 people, others are obviously equal i.e. Brave Banners. 2017 isn't considered in here due to that year being pretty damn good numbers-wise. This is a critique of years 2018-19, and the bridal banners bc cmon... weddings need grooms.)

Date-Month-Year

30-05-2017

25-01-2018

22-03-2018

21-05-2018

21-06-2018

10-07-2018

20-07-2018

14-09-2018

10-10-2018

11-09-2018

18-12-2018

01-01-2019

08-03-2019

19-03-2019

10-05-2019

21-05-2019

20-06-2019

06-07-2019

66% of New Hero banners & Seasonals are at the 4:1 ratio, and the disparity is growing.

#at this rate Wallace Garcia Arren etc will take a long time to come in #feh #fire emblem #anyways i have shit to do so ill be gone for a while. peace y'all #mmmine

[better-when-free-blog]

I got an instax I’m gonna scream + some gifts Total: about $200

#mmmine #🙏🙏🙏💀

[sweetie-bri]

What Blood does to a Teenage Vampire [GIANTESS GROWTH]

I've known I was a vampire since I was a kid. From that knowledge I got 2 things. I got really good at hiding it. And morbidly curious why mom and dad were SO STERN making sure I never ate raw blood.

Mom and dad tried to bring me up right. I integrated with other girls so well. Dad taught me how to handle the smell of blood and how to resist the natural vampire urge to feed. Mom taught me how to safely clip my fangs & how to use my hair to avoid skin contacting sunlight.

I'd pass for an average human girl any day. In fact I did for CENTURIES. Mom and dad of course finally passed away & left me in charge of the estate. An only child... The only vampire... With... No-one to stop me.

At first it was subtle thoughts, find a nice human man and marry him. Dad would have forbade that! Have a nice steak, rare. Are you crazy?? I hadn't clipped my fangs in months! What if some got on them? At least... I think that's how it worked..?

The feelings, the urges, the lust... they became more and more aggressive. Insatiable, HUNGRY! Okay, okay. Just once. I'll do it. And I'll do it right, if I do it at all.

I knew Emmet, good guy. I didn't know he took walks past 2 am when the sun was completely down. That about him, I started to love! "Emmet~!" I beckoned, not trying to scare him. Just easing him into my presense.

"Maria?! Oh, hey! I'm looking for Powder! He's a Scottish- Woah, hey! What's up with your teeth? They's SO sharp!" I was close enough. Without warning I lunged inhumanly at Emmet's throat. He couldn't scream as my fangs popped gently into his cartoid artery.

The feeling of the new, fresh blood in my system kicked in when I was finished! I felt like a whole new girl, no a woman! Everything about me swelled out, I went from looking like some prepupescent boy to a luscious *mmmh* frat girl. Finally a decent bust!♡

"I get it, I fucking GET IT!!♡ Mom and dad were scared I'd get too fucking POWERFUL if I got to try blood! Yeah, *ooh* ffUCKK!! They were right..." I darted off like a wolf. I was faster. I was stronger and I was prettier! I needed more! I saw a couple just barely outside their house, on their porch. "MMMINE!!♡" I stole the man first, then grabbed the woman by her head so she couldn't scream. With my new strength, and my fangs still sucking the male bloodless I climbed their house. Each second the climb got easier as this new blood made me stronger. "

"Mmnf. I need more..." I begged imbetween chucking the useless, bloodless man and pinning the woman down to eat. Before I did. I looked at her. Relishing in her fearful eyes. In 3 people I'd doubled in height. I quickly jumped from my vantage point. Grabbed another human, then another. Getting FASTER, *HUAah* BIGGER! More...

I looked at what once was my tasteful black sundress. Instead my white panties were all the clothes left on me, my bare chest revealing a... Six pack abs? My legs were as though they were carved of stone. Touching them I couldn't believe they were mine. I needed more. I made a mad dash.

I just kept in a perpetual loop of ingesting MORE new blood MORE power, MORE MORE MORE, PERFÉCT ME!! I was so unstoppable. My rampage only ended when every citizen hid MORTIFIED in their homes

"Hide from me! *uAAHH♡* I'll eat you ALL!! I paused, what was this feeling? This bubbly, gooey, ORGASMIC, FILLING feeling in my stomach!? My body exploded out, I fell to my back in pure euphoria moaning every swear I knew!! First I burst forth in all directions!! I was easily 30 feet tall, then my muscles flicked in a heavenly spasm!

I couldn't help but masturbate as my muscles strengthened and tightened and made me STRONGER AND BIGGER! *AHHH♡* Not even mom or dad could stop me now! I wasn't done, my womanly curves slowly puffed out, hiding my muscle with alluring feminine beauty! The city street was blemished with a goddess shaped crater as I stepped up, towering over every building! "I'm still hungry!♡"