#mo dao su zhi incorrect quotes

[my-random-mdzs-thoughts]

Lan Jingyi: I am melting out here! Someone turn off the sun!

Wei Wuxian: sure

Jin Ling: say what now?

Wei Wuxian: *makes weird hand moves*

Ouyang Zizhen: don't tell me Mister Wei can turn of the sun with demonic cultivation?!

Wei Wuxian: done!

Lan Sizhui: nothing happened...

Wei Wuxian: well yeah. It takes six hours for the full effect!

Jin Ling: that's just the sunset! *stomps foot*

#mdzs #wei wuxian #wei ying #mdzs wei wuxian #mdzs wwx #mo dao su zhi #mdzs wei ying #mdzs lan jingyi #lan jingyi #mdzs jin ling #jin ling #mdzs oyyz #mdzs lan sizhui #lan sizhui #mdzs ouyang zizhen #ouyang zizhen #the untamed incorrect quotes #mo dao zu shi incorrect quotes #mdzs incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #incorrect quotes

[mo-dao-zu-shi-incorrectquotes]

Lan Qiren: Wangji, no!

Lan Wangji: Wangji yes.

Lan Xichen: Wangji, no!

Lan Wangji: Wangji... maybe?

Wei Wuxian: Lan Zhan, no 🥺!

Lan Wangji: Lan Zhan no 🥺.

#grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao su zhi #the untamed #mdzs #mdzs incorrect quotes #cql #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan qiren #lan huan #lan xichen #lan zhan #lan wangji #wangxian

[tama0iishii]

It’s Saturday~ You know what that means!! A new episode!!

This one features both bun!wangxian and wangxian!! Bunxian just loves pestering bunji~

Ps. Wei Wuxian is an agriculture major (if you can believe that) who is also part of his university’s band in this AU! That’s why he’s tan! He’s outside ALOT!! Wangji on the other hand, is a business major who is also part of his university’s band!

——-

I post new episodes every Saturday <3

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[hannigramislife]

thief: if you want to live, give me money

nie huaisang: bold of you to assume i have money

jiang cheng: bold of you to assume i want to live

wei wuxian: bold of you to assume i'm alive

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao su zhi #wei wuxian #nie huisang #jiang cheng #incorrect mdzs #incorrect quotes

[uselesslycleverhuaisang]

Random guy : no one cares whether you live or die Yiling Laozu

Wwx : okay...?

Lwj : mn...

Random guy : see?! Even Hanguangjun agrees

Wwx : nah you misunderstood, lan Zhan actually meant same goes for you

Lwj : mn...

Random guy : what- *dies*

#grandmaster of demonic arts #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs au #mdzs lan wangji #mdzs nie huaisang #nie huaisang #nie mingjue #incorrect untamed quotes #mdzs wei wuxian #mo dao su zhi #wwx #wangxian #incorrect wangxian quotes #lan wangji #protect him at all costs #jiang cheng #jiang wanyin

[litlestpinkmoon]

Wei Ying: Are you my homework? Because I’m going to-

Lan Zhan: No. You have actual homework to do.

Wei Ying: No I don’t. I’m an adult!

Lan Zhan: You’re a university student with a 5,000 word essay for tomorrow.

Wei Ying: FUC-

#incorrect quotes #inncorrect quotes #mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #mo dao su zhi #lan wangji #lan zhan #wei ying #wei wuxian #wangxian

[thelibranarchives]

WWX: What do you want for breakfast, Lan Zhan?

LWJ: *unties his headband*

WWX, groaning: I meant food!

#wangxian #lan zhan x wei ying #lan zhan #wei ying #everyday means everyday #wang yibo #xiao zhan #mdzs #mo dao su zhi #cql #chen qing ling #the untamed #incorrect wangxian quotes

[recipe-of-seduction]

I have no excuse for this

#jiang cheng #jiang wanyin #sangcheng #lol #mdzs crack #mdzs #mo dao su zhi #mdzs incorrect quotes

[wifu-or-wifi]

Lan Wangji: What do I say?

Lan Xichen: Just tell her she's a lucky girl

Lan Wangji: What girl?

Lan Xichen:

Wei Wuxian: [Starts running in their direction]

#mdzs #mo dao su zhi #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan zhan #lan wangji #wangxian #mo dao zu shi #Lan xichen #Lan brother #Lan brothers #Incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs quotes

[inakidoesthings]

jin guangyao : in my defense, i simply don't vibe with my father

#jin guangyao #mdzs incorrect quotes #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao su zhi #mxtx

[acemdzsfan]

Cangse Sanren: How many times will this keep happening?!

Wei Changze: What do you mean?

Cangse Sanren: I said something I thought made sense in the moment and everyone laughed at me, again.

Wei Changze:.... Most people think you're doing it on purpose.

Cangse Sanren: Doing what on purpose?!

Wei Changze: Misusing words, mostly.

Cangse Sanren: ?????!

#cangse sanren #she's confused #wei changze #the untamed #mdzs #mo dao su zhi #mdzs incorrect quotes #cloud recesses OG duo #mdzs headcanons #she also messes up pronounciations on some words because she's only read them before etc.

[my-random-mdzs-thoughts]

*Lan Jingyi running*

Wei Wuxian: *seeing him running head first for a low tree branch* Jingyi! DUCK!

Lan Jingyi: Quack!

Lan Jingyi: *proceeds to run full force into said low tree branch*

#mdzs #wei wuxian #wei ying #mdzs wei wuxian #mdzs wwx #mo dao su zhi #mdzs wei ying #incorrect mdzs quotes #mdzs incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #lan jingyi #mdzs lan jingyi

[mo-dao-zu-shi-incorrectquotes]

*During Cloud Recesses lectures*

Lan Qiren: Were is Wei Wuxian?

Lan Xichen: Doing stuff.

Lan Qiren: I don't like the sound of that. Were is Jiang Wanyin?

Lan Xichen: Trying to prevent Wei Wuxian from doing stuff.

Lan Qiren: And Nie Huaisang?

Lan Xichen: Trying to prevent Jiang Wanyin from preventing Wei Wuxian from doing stuff.

Lan Qiren: Of course he is. For that matter, why are YOU here? Isn't this the time you usually use to read at the library?

Lan Xichen: Usually yes, however right now I'm using this time to prevent you from preventing Nie Huaisang from preventing Jiang Wanyin from preventing Wei Wuxian from doing stuff, since the said stuff is my brother.

#grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao su zhi #the untamed #mdzs #mdzs incorrect quotes #the untamed incorrect quotes #wei wuixan #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #lan huan #lan xichen #lan qiren #jiang cheng #jiang wanyin #nie huaisang #wangxian

[tama0iishii]

OK GUYS LISTEN UP SKDHISJS

So I just had a thought. It’s super late ik. But like,,, I just like to think that JGY was so supportive in revealing LWJ’s affection for WWX because he was projectingggg!!!! LITERALLY LXC is right there and WWX is listening and, yeah you catch what I’m tossing?

JGY is trying, under the guise of supporting Wangxian, to let LXC know THAT HIS ASS IS AVAILABLE TOO LMAO😋

Thanks for coming to my poorly written Ted talk <3

#mxtx incorrect quotes #mxtx memes #mxtx novels #mxtx mdzs #lan xichen #lan wangji #wei wuxian #jin guangyao #mo dao su zhi

[wlwshiniang]

Nie Huaisang: (externally) I don't know, I don't know anything.

Nie Huaisang: (internally) Bitch I know everything *gremlin laughter*

#mdzs #mo dao su zhi #the untamed #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mxtx #textpost #nie huaisang #mxtx meme #mo dao zu shi incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs

[uselesslycleverhuaisang]

Lwj :

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