#mo dao zu shi quote

[twistedappletree]

wei wuxian: *appears with a screeching murder of crows, creepy black tendrils sprouting out of his body, glowing red eyes and a corpse-summoning hell flute*

lan wangji: move in with me

#he’s literally me whenever I see a cute goth girl #they’re so lesbian coded honestly #LWJ always had that u-haul parked and ready #mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #mdzs crack #mdzs meme #mdzs shitposting #incorrect mdzs #incorrect quotes #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #hanguang jun #wangxian #yiling patriarch #yiling laozu #apple memes 🍎 #my favorite he/him lesbians ✨🦄 #disclaimer that this is a shitpost and is not meant to be accurate to canon in any way #but it IS accurate in my head

[nixster627]

Wei Wuxian: What's your type?

Lan Wangji: Kind, smart and also dumb, brave, a good fighter.

Wei Wuxian: That kinda sounds like me. Too bad I'm not a woman.

Lan Wangji: Did I mention dumb?

Wei Wuxian: Yes.

Lan Wangji: Good. Just making sure.

#after that he immediately recommmends mianmian to lwj #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #cql #mxtx #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #incorrect cql #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #source: tiktok

[uncorrectintamed]

Lan Xichen: Just be casual. Try some light flirting.

Lan Wangji: Okay. I can do that.

[Later]

Wei Wuxian: Nice work! High Five!

Lan Wangji: [intertwines their fingers]

Wei Wuxian: Wh-

Lan Wangji: I'm in love with you.

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #lan xichen #incorrect quotes #right in front of my salad #900

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

Lan Qiren teaching: the Lan forehead ribbon is proof of discipline and restraint

Wei Wuxian: it sure restrains ill tell you that

Lan Qiren:

Wei Wuxian:

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect mdzs quotes #mdzs incorrect quotes #source: me brain

[disgracefulthings]

Wei Wuxian: My brother still misses me...

Wei Wuxian: But his aim is getting better!

Sounds of Zidian cracking and Jiang Cheng screaming in the distance

#wei ying #wei wuxian #jiang wanyin #jiang cheng #mxtx #mxtx mdzs #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #incorrect quotes #source: gravity falls

[3cosmicfrogs]

"There is love in me the likes of which you've never seen"

#this is a-yao. you could insult him...but watch out! #so i was rotating a nieyao frankenstein thing and happened to try out a different brush. that's where the quote is from btw. #gah i am KNAWING on these homos. shaking them side to side and burying them in the backyard. #forever obsessed with the themes of dehumanisation in nmj's arc. #eternally rotating jgy's theme of needing complete control over others before even ENTERTAINING the thought of showing tenderness. #artfromthefrogs #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the untamed #cql #mdzs fanart #nieyao #jin guangyao #jgy #nie mingjue #nmj #nieyao fanart #blood tw #crying and sobbing as i forego my Signature curly mingjue hair in to make the composition work #frankenieyao

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Lan Wangji: Jiang Wanyin, I’m asking permission to marry your brother.

Jiang Cheng: What is this, the dark ages? Since you asked, no you can’t. Beat me in a duel first.

#source: unknown #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #lan Wangji #wangxian

[mxtx-incorrect-quotes]

Lan Xichen: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?

Lan Wangji: Do not do that.

Lan Xichen: You won’t even notice!

Wei Wuxian, entering: Zewu-Jun, you wanted to see me again?

Lan Xichen: Wangji's single

Lan Wangji:

#mxtx incorrect quotes #mxtx novels #mxtx #mxtx memes #mo xiang tong xiu #incorrect mxtx #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect mdzs #mdzs incorrect quotes #incorrect mo dao zu shi quotes #the untamed incorrect quotes #the untamed #incorrect the untamed #cql meme #incorrect cql #chen qing ling #founder of diabolism #grandmaster of demonic arts #the grandmaster of diabolism #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #wei ying #wei wuxian #lan wangji #lan zhan #lan huan #lan xichen #wangxian #twin jades

[lucky-cat-13]

Nie Huaisang: I'm gonna need a human skull and you can't ask any questions.

Wei Wuxian: Only if you also don't ask why.

Wei Wuxian: *pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Nie Huaisang: ...

Wei Wuxian: ...

Nie Huaisang: This one is fine.

#the untamed #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect quotes #incorrectmdzs #incorrect mdzs #wei wuxian #nie huaisang #source: tiktok

[darkandstormyart]

me?? using jokes to cope with canon events that still hurt??? it's more likely than you think!

#the untamed #mo dao zu shi #cql #mdzs #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #wei wuxian #wen qing #im back in my 'i liked my dumb incorrect quote so much i had to draw it' #self-sufficient again! :')

[twistedappletree]

i love lan jingyi because he’s so intelligent and quick-witted but he’s also that kid whose friends would have to call the fire department after he gets stuck in a baby swing

#immaculate duality #mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #lan jingyi #jin ling would be laughing too hard to make the call so ofc it would have to be lan sizhui #before spending the entire time waiting for help to lecture lan jingyi with poetic metaphorical quotes about being an idiot #zizhen is the one genuinely trying to help by flipping him upside down lmAO #we all know a kid who’s gotten stuck in a baby swing and they were all jingyis lbr #and if you’re that kid then congratulations #you’re a jingyi #🍗😌🍗 #mdzs shitposting #apple babble 🍎

[nixster627]

Jiang Cheng: Are you in love with Lan Wangji?

Wei Wuxian: No. Why do you ask?

Jiang Cheng: Why else would there be "LZ+WY" in hearts everywhere?

Wei Wuxian: I just like the way those letters look together.

#mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #cql #mxtx #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #incorrect cql #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #wangxian #source: tumblr

[uncorrectintamed]

Wei Wuxian: I think my instincts about people are better than yours.

Lan Wangji: Why?

Wei Wuxian: Well, I picked you...

Wei Wuxian: you on the other hand, picked me.

#this starts an argument with slideshows #mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #incorrect quotes #500

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

At the monthly MXTX red-and-blacks meeting

Wei Wuxian: i wanna fuck a monk

Luo Binghe: Lan?

Wei Wuxian: yes.

Luo Binghe: a good one.

Wei Wuxian: yes.

Luo Binghe: looks good in the... *gestures indicating the forehead ribbon*

Wei Wuxian: yes

Luo Binghe, sagely: i understand

Hua Cheng: do you want to fuck a monk or do you want to fuck god?

Wei Wuxian: can you fuck god?

Hua Cheng: oh yes

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect mdzs quotes #source: fleabag #i couldnt stop thinking abt this all day today #wwx #lbh #hc #svsss #tgcf

[kaleidoscopedrawsjpg]

And again! Bwahaha I can’t be stopped!

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #wei ying #wei wuxain #yiling laozu #lan wangji #lan zhan #hanguang jun #lan xichen #lan huan #twin jades of gusu #mdzs fanart #mdzs incorrect quotes #lilo and stitch #brainrot #theyre in love your honor #theyre gay your honor

[familiar-anonymous]

Lan Xichen: Lan Zhan showed feelings?

Wei Ying: A feeling. Seemed like a human one. But it’s hard to tell with him, you know? It was probably nothing.

Lan Xichen: *already preparing the guest list for wangxian wedding* Yeah, probably nothing at all.

#lan xichen #we all want to bubble wrap wei ying #wangxian #lan zhan #lan wangji #wei ying #wei wuxian #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #otp #lan huan