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unfinshedsentec · 2 years

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WHEN THEY HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU❕

a/n: I’m simping for the whole spy x family cast….so here’s this <3

reader is gender neutral

characters: loid, yor, and yuri!

tw: cursing?

Loid

Loid is the type of person who when he has a crush, he just consistently tells himself that it’s nothing and that he’ll get over it.

In his mind, he can’t have a crush, not with his job. So, even if he does recognize that he has any type crush on you, you better bet your ass that he will do his best to pretend it’s not there.

Seriously he will do everything in his power to stay away from you. He’ll try his best to bury his feelings as deep down as he can, and just pretended you aren’t a person…partly because he believes he shouldn’t love anyone, but also so he can protect you.

That’s right, THE Loid Forger tries to do everything in his power to prevent enemies finding you.

Sure, he knows you can protect yourself just fine, but he still doesn’t want to take any risks. He just can’t stand the idea of you disappearing.

Yes, he purposefully avoids you, but your presence itself is something so comforting to him that he can’t imagine it not being there.

What can I say, the guy really likes you!

Of course, he still tries to deny his crush even when he finds himself smiling and blushing at seeing your smile.

Even when he finds himself lovingly staring at you and taking your beauty, he denies it. Hell, when Franky blatantly pointed out he has a crush on you, he yelled and said no. Even Anya looked at him dead in the eye and told him to ask you out, and he still said no!

Even YEARS in when he’s clearly and deeply in love with you, he tells himself and everyone else you are nothing but a coworker to him.

Needless to say, you’re not gonna get a confession out of Loid. If you get anything, it’s Franky or Anya telling you “Twilight/Papa loves you”, and then getting knocked out by Loid himself.

You pretty much have to be the person to confess to him and when you do….he’ll hesitantly accept and the proceed to become the BEST BOYFRIEND EVER!!

You really lucked out, didn’t you?

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Yor

Yor is absolutely the super shy super flustered type.

She’s not completely sure that she actually has a crush on you, but a lot of times when she’s around you, she’s constantly blushing and stuttering and just…. all over the place.

She finds herself constantly looking at you and your absolute beauty. She thinks everything abut you is perfect, and she can and has spent hours just staring at you, watching you read.

Even better, you can cook, so you can keep her alive.

Yor, in general, has a lot of respect for you too. Not only do you work hard, and deal with a lot of things around the house, but you’re also super kind and are always sure to make time for her as well. And yes, when Yor met you, she only had intentions of a fake relationship, but then she fell for you and when she did, she fell HARD.

It was only after you met Yuri, and you truly got a long with him that Yor fell in love with you.

Although she had no idea how to go about it, Yor definitely knew you were her first love.

She found herself constantly wanting to be around you, and constantly longing to touch you. She desperately wanted real affection from you, but she was just too shy to do anything about your feelings.

So, of course, you had to be the one to confess.

Yor definitely can’t be the one. She’s way to chaotic and inexperienced to do anything properly. IF she were to try and confess, she would without a doubt trip herself up so many times that she’d forget what she was saying. Or she’d be so scared of you finding out she’s an assassin that she’d just overthink it all and completely back down.

Poor Yor :(

Thankfully for her, after 2 years of a fake relationship, you built up the courage to confess to her, and suggested starting a REAL relationship.

Yor was ecstatic, and said yes…..but not before panicking and accidentally kicking you in the face.

Oh well, she still said yes. And now, you have the most beautiful, wonderful girlfriend in the world~

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Yuri

When Yuri has a crush, you know right away.

I mean, he’ll so clearly be in love with you that even if he tried to hide it, everyone in the world would still know. Hell, his coworkers knew since he started putting his favorite pictures of you in his locker.

He’s the type to absolutely spoil the hell out of you, while and before you date. He’ll follow you around like a lost puppy because he just adores you so much. And well, he wants your attention.

Yuri’s always looking at you too. Not in a sexual way, he just thinks you’re so beautiful that he can’t even put it into words. Everything from your eyelashes to the way you walk Yuri is absolutely in love with.

The man truly is head over heels in love with you. Although…he’s scared of putting you in danger.

As much as Yuri loves you and wants to be with you, he’s so scared of accidentally getting you hurt, or worrying about him with his job.

The last thing he wants to do is burden you and make your life even more stressful, so, despite wanting to confess and kiss you so badly, he never did make a move.

Unfortunately, as his feelings grew, and as he watched you from afar, and got to know you more as a friend, Yuri fell for you harder. So much so that he found himself unable to contain his feelings anymore.

In fact, Yuri promptly confessed to you on your birthday.

“I know it’s weird, and I know this might not be the best time, but Y/n L/n, I love you. I really do. I love you more than anything, and I want nothing more than to be with you. So, if you’re comfortable, will you be my s/o?”

Through his entire speech Yuri was so scared, but he pushed through and….

You said yes.

From there you dated and fell in love with Yuri.

He became a great boyfriend who would do anything for you. And although he was strange and needed therapy, you still loved him, and you forever would~

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lightupthemoon · 2 years

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Video Games

Summary: Kate's entire body ached for your attention and she was going to get it, one way or another.

OR Kate comes home from a mission only to find you playing video games and not paying attention to her.

Pairing: Kate Bishop x Reader

Warnings: SMUT. That's all this is. 18+, minors DNI.

Word Count: 1.5 K

Read on AO3

Author's Note: HI GUYS. I'm back, simping for Kate Bishop, this time brought to you by an idea the lovely @alotzofashe gave me the other day. Enjoy!

“I’ll be right with you, babe.”

Kate huffed as a response, shaking her head in disbelief.

Your girlfriend understood you needed a hobby. It was great you had something to keep you distracted and away from the stress your job, school, and Kate’s dangerous superhero activities brought you. Healthy, even. Nevertheless, when she suggested you took up a new activity, she never really expected you to pick up video games, let alone become so obsessed with them that you just wouldn’t put down the controller even after she came home from a weeks-long mission.

“You said that two hours ago, you know,” Kate said, the pout on her lips noticeable in her voice. “Did you not miss me?”

“Of course I missed you, babe, I promise I am almost done with–damn it!” You exclaimed, startling Kate with the sudden loudness of your voice. You leaned closer to the monitor, adjusting your grip on the controller, your fingers quickly working on the buttons. “I almost had it!”

Kate rolled her eyes, crossing her arms over her chest and glaring at you. She had fantasized about coming home for weeks, so much that the rest of her team on the mission made fun of her for how much she talked about you. She couldn’t help it–even when she loved her superhero life, she hated being away from you. Her entire body ached for your attention, your lips on her skin, your touch–and she was going to get it, one way or another.

Kate arched an eyebrow as she got up from the bed, tugging at the collar of her t-shirt and pulling it off, letting it fall onto your bedroom floor.

“Baby, I’m not gonna ask you again,” Kate muttered, her voice an octave lower, undoing her belt and pulling her jeans down. “I’m in my underwear and I’ll let you do what you want to me,” she kicked her pants out of the way, leaving her in the set of dark green lingerie she had worn just for you. “Just come here.”

Only the sound of you pressing different buttons lingered in the air. “Just five more minutes, babe, I swear.”

Kate clicked her tongue, shaking her head in disapproval. She walked toward the door and closed it, locking it behind her before heading your way. You were so engrossed in your game that you didn’t notice when she kneeled by you, much less when she slipped between your chair and your desk, only a small ring of deep blue left in her eyes. Kate bit her lip as she took you in, only wearing shorts and one of her shirts. She placed her hand on your knee, making you jump a little in your seat at the coolness of her touch on your warm skin.

“Kate, what–” You lost your train of thought, your girlfriend’s hand sliding up from your knee to your thigh. You tightened your grip on the controller, trying to find any ounce of stability.

“Don’t stop on my account, baby,” she said, sounding unbelievably innocent for what she was doing. “Pretend I’m not here.”

“Babe, I–” You tried again, the sentence dying in the back of your throat as Kate’s hand slipped between your legs, her digits moving your underwear aside.

Acting strictly on instinct, you paused the game, your jaw almost dropping to the floor when you finally took a look at her in her lace underwear. You licked your lips in anticipation, reaching for your desk to put your controller down before she stopped you, her free hand pushing you back into your chair. Kate leaned closer to you, placing a soft kiss on your lips.

“You wanted to keep playing, didn't you?” Kate whispered with her mouth ghosting over yours, making you swallow the lump in your throat. “So go on. Keep playing.”

She moved back, returning to her previous position by your legs, clearly waiting for you to return your attention to the screen. You did so reluctantly, suddenly nervously pressing the buttons while you wondered what she was planning to do. All your questions were answered when you felt something explode inside your belly, Kate's expert fingers slipping past your underwear to land on your clit, a small moan escaping her lips while making circular motions with her middle and ring finger. The sudden pleasure hit you like a train, making you bite your bottom lip so hard the flesh turned white. The sensation tightened in your lower abdomen, Kate's other hand slipping under your shirt to grab your boob hungrily, keeping a steady rhythm on your now throbbing center. You watched your character die on the screen again, caring very little about it as Kate kneaded at your boob, your shirt lifting a little and exposing a small trail of inviting skin for her to kiss. Although you expected it, you couldn’t help but gasp when you felt her lips on you, the weight of how much you had missed her finally hitting you with full strength.

“Kate, what–" your girlfriend removed her fingers from your folds, a whine rippling through your lips. She shushed you, humming against your skin happily as both her hands gripped both sides of your hips.

"What's wrong, baby?" Kate asked in the same innocent tone as before, slipping her thumbs in each side of your shorts, lifting you just enough for her to pull them down, along with your underwear. "Can't concentrate?"

"How do you expect me to concentrate when you're–oh my god, Kate."

Your controller fell to the floor with a thud, your hands immediately holding onto the back of Kate's head, now positioned between your legs, her tongue licking a strip from the rim of your entrance to your clit, sucking on it lightly. Muffled words of how good you tasted got lost in your fuzzy brain, white shocks of pleasure overtaking your body. A stream of profanities and incoherent words slipped through your lips, your fingers tangling in dark locks of hair while you pushed your girlfriend as close to you as you could. Your hips instinctively moved to a rhythm of their own, the coil feeling in your stomach tightening as Kate's attention on your burning core intensified. You were barely adjusting to the feeling when two of her digits returned to your folds, slipping inside you with ease.

"Fuck, babe, just like that," you groaned, echoes of her fingers moving in and out of you resounding in the air.

"Do I have your attention now, baby?" Kate teased you, the vibrations of her voice hitting on your clit deliciously. You whined in response. "I spent all my time away dreaming about having you all to myself, tasting you, watching your pretty little hole clench around my fingers and you still made me wait." Her pace became ruthless, her teeth gracing your sensitive bud just slightly, pushing you closer to the edge. "Do you even deserve to cum?"

Your eyes rolled to the back of your head, one of your hands leaving her hair and kneading at your breast as she had done before. You wanted to answer her, tell her you would be good now and do anything she asked for but you couldn't string two words together for the life of you, not with the overwhelming euphoria already coursing through your veins. Instead, you whined; the four letters of her name the only thing on your lips. Kate looked at you with mischief in her dark eyes, thoroughly enjoying the effect she had on you.

"Answer me, baby," Kate demanded, the tone of her voice making your eyes snap open. "Should I let you cum?"

You smoothed your tongue over your bottom lip, trying to concentrate. "Y–yes, please. Make me cum, Kate, I wanna cum on your tongue, please."

Kate hummed with satisfaction, picking up the pace of her fingers and flicking your clit with her tongue. Your moans were so loud and filthy that the brunette could feel a fire of her own going ablaze inside her. The archer felt you clench around her fingers, curling them inside you, hitting the right spot just perfectly.

"Cum for me, my love."

Your girlfriend had barely finished her sentence when you finally danced off the edge, your whole body trembling at the strength of your pleasure. Kate slowed down her pace while you came down from your high, savoring every drop, letting you ride it out until you couldn't take it anymore.

You dropped your hands to your sides, your chest heaving with every breath you took. Kate smiled at the sight of you, leaning over to pepper kisses all over your neck, your jaw, your cheek and finally landing on your lips. You whimpered at the taste of you in her mouth, parting yours open just enough to slip your tongue past her teeth. Kate sighed happily, overwhelmed by her love for you.

The kiss died down naturally as your breathing returned to normal. Kate pressed her forehead to yours, your arms circling her neck.

"I'm so glad you're back home," You whispered, getting lost in the ocean blue staring back. "I missed you."

"Finally," Kate rolled her eyes goodnaturedly, the corners of her mouth curled up. "The welcome I deserve."

You let out a laugh, kissing her again. "I'm sorry, baby. How can I make it up to you?"

Kate's eyebrow rose, her smile turning into a smirk. "Turn that shit off. I'm not done with you yet."

She didn't have to tell you twice.

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chvoswxtch · 9 days

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👋 hi, i'm back again already :)

i'm so glad i'm not alone in being completely feral for those set pictures. like it's insane what just seeing them has done to my brain chemistry. i saw them like an hour or so before i had therapy on wednesday and i felt like i was going insane for the rest of the day. the frank brainrot is real and i will be binge-reading ur fics again (bc i love ur portrayal of frank and i need that man in my life) and just UGH, i can't even explain how this man makes me feel without sounding fucking nuts.

and okay after finishing season two, i just, i have no words. i know that the fandom doesn't always love amy but genuinely, she has such a special place in my heart. and the lengths that frank went to protect her actually just made me want to sob. he absolutely melts my heart and i remember when i watched the start of season 2 all the way back in like september last year, i literally sobbed at the end of the first episode after he had that conversation about maria with the woman he met at the bar. like i am such a simp for this man, it's insane how emotional i get over it sometimes.

also i know you've watched criminal minds (the two fics u wrote were absolutely delicious btw) so i feel like you will understand this but pilgrim's actor being the same as will's just made it slightly hard for me to take him seriously. like the actor did a phenomenal job but i just couldn't help but see him as will. it was so jarring and also just a little bit funny. either way, i didn't hate the storyline as much as i thought but the connection between him and the schultz family did seem a little jarring? or like out of the blue? but i'm not sure if that's because of the writing or because of how long it took me to actually finish the show. but i think it was such an interesting way to connect the two plots even if it confused me?

then okay, like billy this season, he was a complete fucking psycho and usually ben barnes can make psychos be so hot but after he and dumont tried to like break frank by making him think he killed innocents, bro i was not on this man's side anymore. like i honestly was so mad at him. i haven't like been that mad at a character in so long, i was concerned for myself. honestly, i could have strangled billy in that moment. also dumont was just such a kind of dull character? i think the scene in like episode 12 when dumont and madani are having that conversation about like the trauma she (and billy and frank) went through was so good but that was like the most interesting i found her. i'd love to know your thoughts on her!

and like madani? i can't talk about madani without going too feral. like her and frank are my definition of bisexual panic. any time they are on the screen together, i go insane. the thought of the two of them actually is just- it's too much. i feel like madani doesn't get a lot of love in the fandom which always makes me sad because she is (to me) a literal goddess. but anyway.

i have so many more thoughts (mainly about how much i love frank and how fucking good a job jon does at portraying him) but this is already such a long message. i am SO sorry, i can do nothing but apologise

(the only reason it's so long is because none of my friends have actually watched the punisher so i have no one to talk to. sorry court <3)

i'm gonna ramble below the cut with you, please step into my office <3

those set pictures are ruining my life. like it still feels surreal that it's happening?? but i'm so happy they listened to the fans and seem to be taking the reboot seriously. also I know how protective charlie and jon are over matt and frank, so I trust they're making sure it's done right. akjdfhdfh you're too nice to me pls

I loved season 2, personally. it felt a little rushed, but I think that has to due with the fact that they planned more storylines and got cancelled because of the disney plus thing. I liked that we got to see a more fatherly side of frank with amy because it added so many more layers to his personality. we got to see it with the micro's kids, but we got to see it so much more with amy and I loved that

OMG WHEN WILL SHOWED UP I WAS LIKE SIR WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?? WHERE IS JJ??? it's so funny you say that bc the first thing I saw that actor in was a horror movie and then criminal minds but I always think of those two when I see him lmao. the pilgrim/schultz storyline was a little strange but again I think it's one of those things where they planned for more and weren't able to do it with the cancellation

I did not care for dumont's character at all to be candid. I don't really feel like she added much to the storyline. my main complaint about billy in season 2 is he still looked too pretty LMAO. like I get it, it's ben barnes, they can only do so much, but frank rocked his shit too hard for him to have a few scratches. I would've preferred to see him be more evil and psycho and bloodthisty for revenge but that's just me

DINAH MADANI THE WOMAN THAT YOU ARE. she and frank are the definition of bisexual panic. she's just...like that scene of her and karen in the conference room when she's asking her if she knows anything about frank being alive?? karen is a stronger woman than me bc I would've let her bend me over that table. dinah doesn't get enough love in this fandom and that doesn't sit right with me and I feel it is my civic duty to keep the thirst for her alive

pls don't apologize! I am happy to chat about frankie anytime :)

#court answers #court rambles #frank castle #the punisher

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hulijingemperor2 · 2 months

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A while ago, Meng Shi ordered the harem palace (in Jing Manor) to be renovated. Now it's officially finished, and A-Yao also loved the new renovations.

As Ayao was in a meeting with some of his officials, Meng Shi decides to show the harem and their leader the newly renovated place.

Qin Su: *leading the harem*

Meng shi: here it is, gui feis. How is it?

Qin Su: very lovely, yuemu hou (mother-in-law)

Meng Shi: consider it a wedding gift from me.

You're the leader of the harem after all.

Qin Su: aww, thank you so much.

Su she: taihou, you're so talented. I bet you sketched the renovation plans. Huangdi does the same with his watchtowers.

Meng Shi: yes. All hand sketched and given to the designers.

Mingjue: I didn't know you can draw, taihou.

Mo xuanyu: stop being rude, dage!

Mingjue: I'm not being rude.

Mo xuanyu: you are.

And you're Implying that taihou isn't talented.

Mingjue: when did I say that?!! Xuanyu stop causing chaos!

Xue yang: dage, how could you. *laughing*

Mingjue: *rolls eyes*

Meng Shi: *chuckles* team d, team d. Take it easy on Nie gui fei.

And he needs to save his energy for my son.

Mingjue: *trying not to blush*

Xue yang: ahahahahaha!!!

Su she: you're right, taihou.

We'll spare him this time.

Mingjue: and are you Meng Furen(Qin Su)?? No.

Su she: *offended*

Mo xuanyu: Su Jiejie! Can you deduce his salary to punish him! He's being rude to team dimple.

Qin Su: oh my goodness. *facepalms*

Jiang cheng: taihou, why is team dimple so entitled.

Meng Shi: Sometimes I wonder the same. I know they're overly spoilt by A-Yao, but team d is a different breed.

Team dimple: *gasps* taihou.

Meng Shi: no one can reach team d standards.

Maybe if Jiang gui fei wishes, you can stare at my son's dimples for a few hours.

Su she: and stop having an affair with Lan lips.

Jiang cheng: I'm not having an affair with Lan Xichen, Su she.

Xichen: wait. With who??

Meng Shi: WHAT?!

Qin Su: told you I don't trust him.

Xichen: taihou, trust me. I'm devoted to A-Yao.

Huaisang: what's wrong with team dimple today.

Mingjue: what isn't wrong with team dimple.

And they always want to look good in front of taihou.

Xue yang: pfft! That's so not true.

Qin Su: ah, let's have a seat. And eat some snacks.

Before a fight break out.

Meng Shi: amazing!

Harem members, this is why I love A-Su.

You don't see her fighting over my son.

She's dignified.

Mo xuanyu: *pout* we'll behave then.

Xichen: *smiling*

Su she: she's the head of team dimple.

Huaisang: that's not fair.

Mingjue: I'm not jealous.

Meng Shi: *sarcasm* sure.

And besides, A-Su gave A-Yao a son.

Have you guys done that yet?

I believe mpreg is possible. Xuan'er did it.

Jiang cheng: dang.

Su she: *blushing* make a child for Huangdi? He's too glorious. Too hot.

Huaisang: then that means Lan Xichen is ahead too.

Mo xuanyu: what?

Xue yang: that can't be!

Su she: we're never second to non. I won't lose to that Lan lips.

Meng Shi: oh nie Huaisang, see what you have caused.

Now team d will harass poor Lan gui fei again.

You know they're simps.

Hauisang: I love drama, taihou.

Mo xuanyu: taihou, taihou. How's that lip guy ahead of us?

Meng Shi: he's a father figure to Lan Jingyi. Hence Jingyi is Xiyao's child.

Rusong is everyone's baby, but Qin Su is his mom. Lan xichen is also Rusong's mentor and private tutor when he went to the cloud recesses.

Mo xuanyu: ohh.

Darn Lan lips.

Su she: he always want the spotlight.

Xichen: I rather impregnate him again.

Team d: *clench their chests*

Qin Su: be decent, Lan gui fei.

Xue yang: why do I agree with Lan lips all of a sudden.

Meng shi: because you're a simp for my son's dimples, Chengmei.

Duh.

But don't worry, I love you all equally.

The nies need some work, but you all have served your huangdi beautifully.

Harem: thank you, taihou.

Meng shi: mn. I'm happy that you love the renovations. I haven't renovated it for you all to make love to my son in an open space.

Xue yang: *drooling* making out with Jiggy.

Mo xuanyu: aaaah.

Su she: *blushing*

Meng shi: do you hear that, team dimple.

Su she: yes!

Mo xuanyu: we'll try to control ourselves.

Xue yang: I may disappoint you.

Meng Shi: there are private rooms here. Rest assured.

Su gui fei, explain to them.

Su she: yes taihou. The harem's banquet and conference hall is an example of our virtuous connection with Huangdi. Hence we shouldn't be vulgar in the open.

Jiang cheng: *rolls eyes*

Huaisang: got it!

Meng Shi: Su gui fei and the rest of team d can still give him little kisses on his dimples.

Mo xuanyu: *turning red*

Qin su: harem members.

Huangdi's birthday is coming up. So you're all advised to arrange gifts. We must throw an extravagant banquet for him.

Su she: how can we forget, Huanghou. Team d had started giving him a bouquet of roses every day.

Mo xuanyu: everything is planned out.

Xue yang: team d is better than everyone after all.

Su she: my sect will do their part too.

Qin su: sounds good.

You know, the fox spirits are already partying for Huangdi.

Xichen: they do love their Huangdi.

Meng Shi: Yao'er is an ideal emperor indeed.

Other than Mo, Su and xue gui fei wiping their nosebleeds, what else you all have in mind for A-Yao's birthday?

Qin Su: I may dance or play the guzheng.

Xichen: I will play music as well.

Qin Su: why?

How dare you compete against me.

Mingjue: uhhh....we haven't thought of anything yet.

Jiang cheng: my sect will organise some auspicious gifts.

Qin Su: that's nice.

Huangdi will appreciate it.

Xue yang: since when Jiang cheng is so nice. Ugh.

Su she: sickening right.

Mo xuanyu: he's afraid of taihou.

Su she: *scoffs*

Jiang cheng: won't you go a second without judging someone?

Mo xuanyu: oh dear Jiang cheng. Team d will always judge everyone who's not a part of team d.

Jiang cheng: taihou, do you see!

Meng Shi: let the simps be simps, Jiang gui fei.

Su she: we'll stop when you meet team dimple standards.

~~~~

On the other hand, in a city on the outskirts of Jingjing, Rusong, Jingyi, Jinling and friends were having lunch and a few drinks.

Of course Rusong, Jinling and Jingyi had to dress down as noblemen, and Sizhui and ouyang Zizhen continued to wear their sect clothes.

Rusong: *eating hotpot with the rest*

Jingyi: *chewing on a pork rib* Guys. Do you just eat when your mouth feels lonely?

Rusong: *laughing* how does your mouth feel lonely?

Jingyi: I don't really know.

Ouyang Zizhen: you're kinda up to something! My mouth feels lonely all the time!

Jingyi: I thought I was the only one.

Jinling: how is Jingyi my cousin?

Sizhui: Jinling. Be nice.

Jinling: look at the difference between A-Song and him.

Jingyi: what's your problem, man?! So I can't eat pork ribs?

Jinling: then you senseless things.

Jingyi: I know your mouth feels lonely too, mistress Jin.

Sizhui: what else are we going to do guys?

Ouyang Zizhen: anywhere with Rusong!

I mean. Anywhere except Bailing. Hehe. My dad is a wet sponge.

Jinling: what the hell?!

Ouyang Zizhen: I mean! He is! He always bosses me around.

Rusong: *glares*

Jinling: are you trying to flirt with my cousin.

He's off limits.

Ouyang Zizhen: when did I do that, mistress Jin!

Yea Rusong is hot, but I mean that I'll go anywhere with him.

Rusong: haha. I'm hot?

Ouyang Zizhen: I didn't say that....

Rusong, Rusong. How about we go see ladies, and try to flirt with them.

The most ladies one impresses, gets to be pampered for a day.

Sizhui: what......I can't.....Lan rules..

Jingyi: let's do it! And we're already in disguise.

Sizhui, I won't tell the Lans. Don't worry.

And I'll bail you out of punishment with my prince privileges.

Jinling: my uncle may break my legs.

Ouyang Zizhen: if he finds out.

Rusong: well, let's do it for the experience. But I have a gf already.

So I won't do anything too intimite.

Jinling and Jingyi: You have a what?!??!!

Jinling: who do I have to beat up!

Ouyang Zizhen: Rusong, but you're mine. My Dianxia.....I mean....future Huangdi....hehe.

Jinling: I'm your future Huangdi too.

Ouyang Zizhen: ............I knew that.

Jinling: always flirting. *rolls eyes*

Sizhui: Rusong, who's the lucky girl?!

Rusong: soon you'll meet her.

I think she'll come some time this month.

Sizhui: great!

Rusong: guys, we can go to the theater. There's a lot of pretty as well as talented people there.

The empire forbids brothels, so there isn't any. Yet they're are theaters where people can freely perform and get the respect they need.

Jingyi: let's go!

Jinling: you smell like meat.

Jingyi: so!

Ouyang Zizhen: Rusong always smell like peonies.

Rusong: aw, I'm flattered.

Well in the second lianfang zun, so.

I'm hidden fragrance master.

Ouyang Zizhen: love it.

Ouyang Zizhen: Rusong! Where's xue yang? He used to teach me how to flirt.

Rusong: he has a harem meeting. You know A-niang is the head of the harem and Nainai has renovated the harem palace.

Ouyang Zizhen: darn simp, xue qianbei.

He acts so tough but had to comply to a harem.

Jinling: chifeng zun is also there, so.

Jingyi: hahaha, and Zewu Jun.

Ouyang Zizhen: goodness, the entire Jianghu.

Rusong will have the Jianghu on their knees too.

Sizhui: lol I can see that happening.

Jingyi: I think they're planning A-Die's birthday banquet.

But they don't know we're ahead of everything.

Rusong: we organized his gifts even before team dimple.

Jinling: same!

Ouyang Zizhen: wow.

Jinling: I have to buy a gift for A-Die too.

Rusong: uncle Zish. I got one for him too.

Sizhui: that's so cute. How you have to buy two gifts because they share the same birthday.

Rusong: mhm.

Jinling: A-Die was born 2 hours before Xiao shushu.

Rusong: they're twins, but born from different moms.

Ouyang Zizhen: that's so rare.

Jinling: they do everything together.

Rusong: have tea, shop, rule, travel, judge people, gossip.

Oh, and they pick up rent together too.

Sizhui: and they made you two grow up together too.

Rusong: yea. We used to be in matching outfits too, during our childhood. *laughing* right, Ling gege?

Jinling: omg yes! That was pretty cute.

Rusong: so A-Die is two hours younger than uncle Zish, and I'm 2 years younger than Ling gege.

Ouyang Zizhen: what are the odds.

Jingyi: I know right.

Ouyang Zizhen: let's go meet some ladies, guys!

~~~

In a certain theater~~

Ouyang Zizhen: *trying to flirt with a couple of Hulijings*

Hey babe. I'm a future clan leader, as you can tell.

Hulijings: *giggling*

Ohh, what clan?!

Ouyang Zizhen: uhh....I can't remember.

So you can't remember your sect.

Ouyang: because... I'm so overwhelmed by your beauty. Hehe. Let's have some wine.

Sure, Gongzi.

We'll love to have some wine.

Ouyang Zizhen: ladies, why is your Dianxia hot?

You have a crush on Dianxia?

Ouyang Zizhen: no no no no no. It's for scientific purposes, I swear!

Dianxia is hot because Huangdi is hot too.

Ouyang Zizhen: you have a point.

The Mengs are known for their beauty, and trademark dimples.

Ouyang Zizhen: *blush* you got that right.

Jinling: *to a cute hulijing lady* YOU'RE HOT! AND I'M RICH! *runs off*

A couple of hulijings swarmed Rusong.

Omg he's so hot!

He's really cute!

Gongzi, you should be Dianxia's concubine!

Rusong: *laughing* why should I?

Because you're gorgeous just like Dianxia.

Rusong: aha, I see. I thought this day would never come.

Rusong Dianxia is hella hot, isn't he.

Like really hot!!!

Rusong: hmm. Here's a few combs for everyone! And don't worry about the bills for your meals. I'll sponsor everything.

Ahh, Gongzi is so charming.

Jingyi: hey babe.

I'll teach you some cultivation if you want.

You know what I'm talking about?

Gongzi, we will love to see your cultivation skills.

Which sect are you from, Gongzi.

Jingyi: the lan sect.

Ohhhh!

Then why are you dressed like a young aristocrat? Where's your headband?

Jingyi: my headband......is in the laundry.

Amd I'm in a disguise because I don't want master qiren to find me.

What a rebel!

Do you know our hero?

Jingyi: Hanguang Jun??

Nooo, Jingyi er Dianxia.

Jingyi: WHAT?! ehem. I do know him. Hehe. He's really chill.

Rusong Dianxia also did private classes in the cloud recesses.

The two are the next twin Jades for us hulijings.

Jingyi: aha??? Really?

But Gongzi, you're really handsome too!

Did you bring us gifts?

Jingyi: oh yes I did.

Sizhui: *chatting with a few ladies*

I'm sorry, but I can't remember Wei qianbei's tips.

Aww you're so cute!!

#the huli jing emperor #foxyao #meng yao #dimpledlianfang #hulijing emperor 2 #jin guangyao #jin zixuan #part 2 #su she #the untamed #team dimple

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I love Equius and I wish we'd gotten to see more of him! The thing that really fascinates me is that he's supposedly the troll who's most bought into the caste system, but in terms of the actual harm he does others, he's the least violent of all the highbloods—despite textually having a huge temper that he constantly struggles to control. Actually, out of all the beta trolls, there are only two who have never tried to kill another troll—Karkat and Equius.

His worldview is incredibly screwed up, but when you take into account that he genuinely has that worldview, his actual actions toward others are pretty benevolent. He is horrifyingly controlling towards Nepeta and Aradia, but he's surprised and distressed when he realizes he's not acting in their best interest (e.g. when Aradia is angry about the chip).

He does the things he thinks he's supposed to. He tries really hard not to hurt others, and mostly succeeds. He's got a long way to go, but if he hadn't been murdered at 6 sweeps he could have had plenty of time to get there.

D -- > OH MY GOD I COULD NOT HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF listen I literally love equius so much, and we got two second of content and it pisses me off! Not to mention trying to find any fan content that doesn't make him a fucking joke is INSANE.

D -- > But like his character is so much more complex than people make him out to be. I mean one interesting thing for example, is the fact that Darkleer ruined his own life sparing Deciple. And Equius and Nepeta are THE example for meowrails!! BRAZY. AND LIKE, OHMMAAGOSH his whole thing with the hemospectrum I could go ON and WHAT MAKES ME MAD ALSO IS THAT EVERY BODY THINKS HE'S A WEIRDO CREEP. BUT THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND HEEE DOESNT UNDERSTAND AHHHHH

D -- > Like his whole thing with strength which is super interesting to get into, has a reason. Age, strength, hormones, troll insanity IT ALL COMES TOGETHER. HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HIMSELF AN NEITHER DOES ANYONE ELSE AHH. Also almos nobody talks about the bot fighting he CASUALLY JUST DID ALL THE TIME. OH OH ALSO LIKE THE HEMOSPECTRUM SHIT, THE ONLY TIMES HE'S INDULGED IN IT AFFECTING OTHER IS EITHER WHEN 1: he's talking to gam gam (LOVE THEM) and 2: when he thought he was doing the right thing for aradia and 3: protecting the shit out of Nepeta GOING AGAINST WHAT EVERY FUCKING CELL IN HIS BODY IS TELLING HIM. HE'S CONSTANTLY THINKING HE'S ABOVE EVERYONE AND EVERYONE HAS AN ORDER BUT HE GOT SO MUCH BETTE WITH IT FOR THE TWO SECOND WE HAD WITH HIM!!!

D -- > Like, specifically his lineage, take Darkleer. The starter of it. He was directly under the Grand High blood. Obviously they would've been somewhat close, cause sure GHB had other trolls like thr pyropes to catch and decide the fates of certain trolls, but he had DARKLEER killing them. He had HIM doing all of the big shit. CMON. So that constant odlreer to order worship to worship regulation obviously fucked some shit up. And so now with equius, of course he's going to be obsessed with th hemospectrum, of course he's obsessed with gam gam, BECAUSE LOOK AT DARKLEER SIMPING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. (Worded funny, comic effect I swear XD)

D -- > This is why I'm a Zahhak lover because theyr so much more complex than a few of the mos popular characters. We could read into the zahhaks for hours but since he's not that big of a character, NO ONE DOES AN I'M SAD. I JUST WANT EQUIUS FAN ART THAT ISN'T MAKING FUN OF HIM. HUSSIE PLAYED FAVORITES AND EQQY WAS AT THE FUCKING BOTTOM >:'(

D -- > I'm so sorry this is so long I just fucking LOVE talking about Equius to anyone who will listen >:D

#homestuck #homestuck equius #equius zahhak

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airplane69 · 1 year

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the thread where mo ran finds cwn’s nudes [wip, unedited] PART 2

twitter thread

part 1 on tumblr

There is absolutely no way that Mo Ran is gonna go to class after this. Not when it's three hours in a darkened lecture hall listening to Chu Wanning's voice, scratchy over the shitty sound system, explain fucking— momentum, or whatever

Unfortunately for him, as he's leaving the engineering building, it happens. "Mo Ran!" the 'you dog' went unsaid. Somehow it was clearly audible

Xue Meng hustled over as fast as his tiny little legs could can him, scowling up a storm. "Where are you going? Huh? Skipping?" it's actually really funny, the way he gets in close and then has to tilt his head up to Mo Ran to maintain eye contact

If he had any plans to (he did) they're gone now. Xue Meng is the worst combination of unavoidable and a huge fuckin simp for teacher. If Mo Ran just leaves little mengmeng will hound him for weeks and probably get uncle and Chu Wanning in on it too

Chu Wanning's phone is burning a hole in his pocket as he follows Xue Meng to the lecture hall, Xue Meng already talking about the practical applications of blah blah Mo Ran isn't listening

Maybe another day he would. But right now he has more important things on his mind Chu Wanning is fiddling with his laptop, bent over with his ass sticking out just a hit and Mo Ran is thinking very hard about not thinking about walking over and copping a feel or giving it a good slap

He'd jump and yelp and stagger forward, presenting his ass for more and— not thinking about that. No thoughts. Head empty. Mo Ran has never had a thought in his life and he's not about to start now

By the time he realises Xue Meng has put them smack dab in the middle of the second row, directly in Chu Wanning's sight line it's too late to pick his shit up and move, especially because Shi Mei has spotted them and is approaching with a delicate smile on his face

Things are kind of awkward with Shi Mwi right now. Mo Ran had a crush on him for ages, like, literal years, but recently he's started to realise that Shi Mei maybe doesn't like him that much? Or, like, at all?

It's all rumours and hearsay and a web of half truths and flat out lies that Mo Ran's been accidentally uncovering these past couple of months

Shi Mei says hello with the kind of heartfelt warmth that Mo Ran is growing increasingly suspicious of, and when Mo Ran says hi back, his voice lacks its usual enthusiasm

It's lucky that Xue Meng is feeling especially chatty today, quickly sweeping Shi Mei up in conversation. Mo Ran is left to sit between them with his bag spilling half its contents onto the floor, staring at the spot of space right next to Chu Wanning's head

Chu wanning smiles in that small triumphant way he does and the projector fizzles to life behind him, bathing him in stark white and black text. When he steps back, fiddling w the disconnected lavelier mic clipped to his collar, his eyes find Mo Ran's

It's technically the same sort of moment that litters all of Mo Ran's classes with Chu Wanning. His face falling from a neutral expression into a frown deepening the lines between his brows, his lips tightening

Usually when Mo Ran sees that he wants to turn away, or maybe jokingly smooth his thumbs over his eyebrows and suggest botox. Today he finds himself wanting to kiss the tightness from the corners of Chu Wanning's mouth

He wants Chu Wanning so overwhelmed with want that he can't speak, can only make little frustrated noises in the back of his throat, can only reach for Mo Ran and beg with his entire body to be touched

Outside of the fantasy, Chu Wanning has gone from frowning to thunderous. He's looked away from Mo Ran and he's yanking on his ponytail harshly, stomping his feet as he paces his way to his habitual position just outside the projectors wash of light

Mo Ran's probably jsut seeing whatever he wants to see, but he thinks the tips of Chu Wanning's ears are flushed bright pink

#threadfic #cwnudes #cwnudes p2 #my fic #not safe for worms #erha #ranwan #now with added disciples!!!

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Lan xichen gets drunk!

Team dimple: *drinking liquor*

Mo xuanyu: xue gege, give me another cup! I can handle it.

Xue yang: lol, I love that spirit.

Jiggybun, do you want some more.

Yao: yea, fill me up.

Mo xuanyu: aww, that's like our boss.

Su she: he's so awesome.

Xue yang: Minshan, take another drink.

Su she: I'm afraid the lan sect ruined me and my alcohol tolerance.

If I drink some more, I'll throw up.

Mo xuanyu: oh poor Shanshan.

Xue yang: Jiggybuns. What did you do to those two idiots.

Su she: thing one and thing two.

Mo xuanyu: guangstate and sect leader demon.

Yao: well sect leader yao was chased out of Jingjing by my darling hulijings and guangpee was just left without a salary for two months.

Su she: good for him!

Yao: he deserved it!

How dare he try to hurt my Song'er.

Mo xuanyu: I know right.

Yao: anyways, team dimple has the right to torment him!

Trio: yay!!

Su she: let's raise a toast to our amazing.

Mo xuanyu: talented.

Xue yang: smoking hot and sexy.

Mo xuany: dimpled boss!

Su she: Yaoyao!!

Yao: *blushing* aw guys.

Bottoms up!

Xue yang: Jiggybuns you're so fun.

I dare you to do the splits.

Yao: all of a sudden.

Xue yang: I think you'll look hot doing it.

Su she: what kind of suggestion is that.

What if Huangdi pulls a muscle.

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege is very talented.

Yao: pfft.....me. pull a muscle. Never.

Su she: I know that you're the Flexible Huangdi, but be careful ok.

Yao: if you guys want to see, then I'll show you.

*elegantly splits*

Trio: *clapping and cheering* Jiggy!!!

Su she: *cleaning up his nosebleed*

Xue yang and mo xuanyu: *almost suffered a heart attack*

Yao: guys are you so dramatic.

Su she: *helps him up*

Mo xuanyu: team dimple are always dramatic, Yao gege.

Yao: definitely.

Xue yang: you're the king of drama, Jiggy.

Yao: *sarcasm* for real? Oh my god.

Mo xuanyu: he knows.

And huaisang wishes.

Yao: lol, of course I do know.

Xue yang: a dramatic diva lol.

Su she: 100%. But do we love him?

Xy and mxy: of course! More than life.

Xue yang: do we agree that he's hot?

Mo xuanyu: just look at him.

Obviously he is.

Yao: why are you simping in front of me. *laughing*

Su she: because we are openly in love with you. You're very superior.

Yao: aw guys.

Yao: team D, now I got to go relax, before I get a headache from this liquor.

Xue yang: yea you go relax. You have an empire to run, lol.

Mo xuanyu: take care.

Su she: should I give you a massage?

Yao: I'm fine for now, darling.

Enjoy yourselves.

Su she: ok Huangdi.

Yao: *smile*

《Some hours after》

Team dimple: *still drinking and chatting*

Lan xichen: *passing by*

Mo xuanyu: it's Lan lips, it's Lan lips!!

Su she: call him!

Xue yang: yo, Duke of Lips!!!

Mo xuanyu: what kind of name is that!

Xue yang: new name every day.

Su she: Lan lips!

Xichen: oh, hey team dimple.

And Minshan, you're drinking?

Su she: well hello to you, Lan you're not the boss of me xichen.

Xue yang: Lan lips, take a seat.

Xichen: are you really pulling me into an interview?

Xue yang: no, lipsy.

Mo xuanyu: take a drink with us!

Xichen: no I rather not.

Su she: someone told me that you get rid of the alcohol by absorbing it in your core.

Xichen: yea....but I have a low alcohol tolerance.

Mo xuanyu: don't worry. We'll get drunk together.

Su she: we'll throw up together.

Xue yang: we'll drool over Jiggy together.

Xue yang: come on. Take a drink for Jiggybuns.

Xichen: for A-Yao?

Mo xuanyu: lol! We caught the lan's attention!

Xue yang: we must use simp language to communicate with him.

Xichen: *sits* well guess that I can have a couple of drinks for A-Yao.

Xichen: so what do you guys talk about?

Xue yang: Jiggy.

Su she: very important things.

~ Some minutes after~~

Mo xuanyu: if Yao gege was a woman, I would want to be his bra.

Su she: naughty A-Yu.

But same.

Mo xuanyu: I'll be close to his heart!

Xue yang: you'll be close to his jiggy nipples.

Jipples.

Su she: lol!

Xue yang: will you help him smuggle candy in his bra?

Su she: what? Xue yang sometimes I don't know what goes on inside that brain.

Xue yang: the bra is an ultimate candy pouch, Minshan.

Mo xuanyu: oh no.

Mo xuanyu: Lan lips, would you still love Yao gege if he's a woman?

Xichen: yes, yes I still would.

Mo xuanyu: some days back, he dressed up like his mom. To scare the balls off of guangshan.

Xichen: lol! Did it work?!

Xue yang: heck yea it did!

Xichen: A-Yao maybe looked very gorgeous.

Su she: indeed he did.

Xue yang: now Lan lips, take a drink! For us and Jiggy.

Mo xuanyu: and Song'er too.

Bottoms up??

Xichen: yea Bottoms up! *drinks, then falls asleep*

Xue yang: Lan lips!!

Su she: oh no. We killed Lan lips!

Mo xuanyu: do something before Yao gege kill US!

Xue yang: I know how to hide a body.

Someone get me a sack!

Mo xuanyu: what size sack?

Xue yang: I don't know. A human sized one!

Su she: this is bad, this is bad!

Xue I wonder if jiggy would like him as a fierce corpse.

Xichen: *waking up*

Trio: *cheering* Lan lips!

Xichen: *laughing hysterically* WHO'S LAN LIPS????!!!! Ahahahahahahaha.

Su she: we broke him.

Xue yang: no more alcohol for you.

Xichen: oh why xue yang!!!

I can be a part of team dimple too!

Su she: no alcohol.

Mo xuanyu: yea no more alcohol.

Xichen: but I want to be a part of team dimple. *crying*

Xue yang: this Lan.

Mo xuanyu: shhhhh, there there, Lan lips.

Su she: you're part of team dimple ok. Please don't cry.

Xichen: *laughing* Where's A-Yao?!!!

Su she: he's relaxing.

Xichen: why the hell do you know about my A-Yao and his whereabouts.

Su she: but you asked!

Someone get this Lan away from me.

Xichen; I'm going to meet A-Yao and no one's gonna stop me.

Xue yang: well fine. Go meet Jiggybuns. He's in his room.

Mo xuanyu: don't misbehave with our Yao.

Su she: have respect for the emperor.

Xichen: I always do, Su she! The emperor and I went way way way way way way back. Thank you very much.

Yo, guy who gave me the alcohol, Su she is being rude to me.

Xue yang: well you looked for it, Lan lips.

Mo xuanyu: Lan lips, tell me about Yao gege.

Xichen: he's mine.

Su she: oh really? You possessive little Lan.

Mo xuanyu: you still have to share him with team dimple, Lan lips.

Xichen: since when!

Xue yang: lol we can't handle you. Go look for Jiggy.

Xichen: definitely. *puts his foot on the table* that's my purpose.

Mo xuanyu: why are you so random.

Xichen: because I'm Lan lips. Duhhh.

Got to go.

Su she: only 4 sets of team dimple can tame him.

Xue yang:

~~~

Yao: *relaxing on his bed*

Fuying: *soaking A-Yao's hand in warm rose petal water, whereas some attendants fanned him*

Are your relaxing, your foxiness?

Yao: mhm.

Xichen: *entering, with a cheerful smile on his face* A-Yao!

Yao: *smile* A-Huan.

Fuying, Xiying and company, please give us privacy.

*wipes hand*

Yes Huangdi. *exits*

Xichen: I came to spend some time with you!!!! Jiggybuns!!!

*pinches cheeks* my cute little

Yao: aww. Sure. Let's hang out.

Xichen: *sits near him and snuggles his arm*

Yao: A-Huan, you're quite lovey dovey today. What's up.

Xichen: you're just the wonderfullest guy I have ever met!

Yao: what kind of word is that?

Xichen: lean in, and I'll tell you!

Yao: *leans in*

Xichen: *whispers* I don't know.

Yao: *laughs*

Xichen: *grabs his hand, and gasps* oh my. A-Yao.

Yao: what, A-Huan?

Xichen: you have a thumb? I lost mine.

Yao: how can you lose your thumb.

It's right here, silly.

Xichen: waw! A-Yao is a magician.

Is that why you wear a hat?

Can you make a bunny appear out of it? I like bunnies.

Yao: Huan, are you drunk?

Xichen: of course not, Jiggycakes. Why do you think so?!!

Yao: *dabs nose* no reason.

Xichen: emperor.....*pout* would you give me a kiss and tell me you love me?

Yao: awww. *caresses his face* what a baby Xichen I have.

*kisses him on his forehead*

Xichen: emperor, I want a mouth kiss.

Yao: *blushing.*

Come.

Xichen raises up and wrapped his arms around A-Yao's waste, then Yao held onto his shoulders and gave him a kiss.

However a mischievous xichen pulled him into a deeper kiss.

Yao: I love you!

The two then flopped on the bed while caressing each other, and pulling of their outer robes~ just their outer.

Xichen: can I get a ruthless emperor. I think that side of you is hot.

When you handled that sect leader yao!

Yao: A-Huan!

Xichen: please?

Yao: I'm shy.

Xichen: *bites his neck*

Yao: *shocked* how dare you take advantage of me!

Xichen: heehee.

Yell at me again. Or I'll bite you.

Yao: what have gotten into you?

Anyways I'm not complaining.

Xichen: *bites*

Yao: A-Huan! Enough biting.

Xichen: what will you do to me?! Huangdi.

Yao: *pushes him on the bed, then untied the headband and tied his hands with them*

Xichen: *giggling*

Yao: *rests his leg on his chest, then looks down at him in a elegant manner* misbehaving with the emperor?

Xichen: yea.

Where did you get my headband from?!

Yao: *lifts chin* I don't know.

Xichen: hahahahahaha!!!!!

Yao: *makes his tail and ears appear* I heard that you Lans love to tie up their lovers. But I will never be submissive to any Lan or any harem member.

*smile* I'm dominant.

Xichen: *blushing* yes my emperor.

Yao: I run the harem.

Xichen: oh yes you do!

Yao: good. *kisses him on the lips*

Xichen: my emperor is fierce and generous.

Yao: definitely.

Team dimple: *walking in* We heard loud voices! Are you ok?!

Yao: *turns around*

Xichen: hehehehehehe, the emperor tied my hands and kissed me.

Xue yang: slayy king!

Mo xuanyu: awww. When would our turn come.

Su she: *feeling jealous*

Yao: oh hi, team dimple.

Mo xuanyu and su she: *nosebleed*

Xue yang: Jiggybun is so fierce!

Yao: *smiling* *eyes flashed orange*

*flicks tail*

Xichen: *singing* mama I'm in love with a hulijing. And the hulijing is an emperor.

Xue yang: we gave him alcohol.

Su she: we're sorry Huangdi.

Yao: it's alright. And see. I have dealt with his naughtiness.

Xichen: heehee.

Xue yang: as you should!

Yao: team D.

Tell my staff not to disturb their emperor.

Su she: sure Huangdi.

Xue yang: wipe up your drool.

Su she: wipe yours first.

Mo xuanyu: we love you Jiggy. Got to go.

Xichen: xue yang gave me alcohol, A-Yao!!!

Yao: *laughing*

How dreadful.

*leans in and gives him little kisses.

Xichen: *kisses him deeply*

@verycatbluebird

#jin guangyao #team dimple #dimpledlianfang #su she #the huli jing emperor #su minshan #xue yang #mo xuanyu

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12am-motivation · 1 year

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FINALLY MORE LORE?? EVERYONE HOW ARE WE FEELING TODAY

#I'M SO FRICKIN EXCITED FOR THIS #I KNOW EVERYONE HAS BEEN CRAVING MORE LORE TOO #I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SPECULATIONSS #obey me nightbringer #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #obey me #おべいみー #mo's simping hours #mo rambles into the void #SOLOMON IN THE SPOTLIGHT TOO THANK YOU SO MUCH DEVSSS

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shinobus-left-eye · 18 days

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"Leave it to me. I wouldn't make you sad like this. I'll always make you laugh."

this event story has singlehandedly turned me into a nikiP y'all, MIKI KUROSE MY BELOVED

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dimpledlianfang · 2 years

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The Secret of Team Dimple.

Team dimple was busy ramping with each other again.

Xue yang: *biting Yao again* Jiggy, you taste like mangoes.

Yao: *slighly laughing*

Oh you. *playfully hits him on the head with a fan*

Mo xuanyu: *pulling xue yangs ponytail* leave Yao gege alone! You're hurting him!

Xue yang: don't be silly. He's immune to pain. Jiggy gimme your flesh!

Su she: *blocks him*

Xue yang: *grabs Yao's arm and runs away with him*

*flies off*

Yao: Chengmei!!! If you drop me!!

Mo xuanyu: xue gege aren't you not afraid that Yao gege might send his army of foxes and fox spirits to fight you.

Xue yang: what will they do?! Hit me with their floof.

Su she: *flies and grabs Yao*

When he grabbed him, both fell on each other, on top of a couch.

Su she: are you alright, lianfang zun?

Xue yang: Su she, you simp!!

Yao: *caresses face* how sweet. Of course I am, darling..

Mo xuanyu: *gets in a fight with xue yang* I'll buy you mangoes if you leave Yao gege alone!

Xue yang: I don't want any of your mangoes!

Yao: is A-Yao squishing you? Should I get up?

Su she: (thoughts) so adorable.

No Zongzhu. You're very light and tiny.

And so cute.

Yao: heehee. And mischievous too.

Su she: and what?

Yao: *bites and rips part of Su she's robe*

Su she: *blush* (thoughts~ I can't handle this level of hot. What if I get a nosebleed)

Yao: *smiles.*

*cutely flicking his tail*

Su she: Bixia.

Yao; *sits up and opens fan*

Su she: I'm all yours.

And your floof is so soft.

Yao: do you wish to groom it later?

Su she: I would be honoured.

Yao: how excellent.

Yao: Anyways, I'm sorry for ripping your robes. I just wanted to chew on cloth.

Su she: I'm all yours, master. You can do that any time.

Xue yang: *sitting on mxy's back* what? You want to chew on Lan lips?

Mo xuanyu: can you get up!!

Yao: I didn't mention Lan lips, Chengmei.

Xue yang: but you always talk about Lan lips.

Yao: lol. *laughing* oh muffin, stop teasing me.

*stood up*

Now I have to set up these guqin strings around here.

Xue yang: why?

Yao: Nie huaisang has just left Qinghe. He's on his way.

Mo xuanyu: how do you know, Yao gege?

Yao: *setting up his guqin strings* I can smell him miles away.

Xue yang: why don't you set them up outside instead?

Yao: I want to lure him into my trap.

Su she: how smart.

Xue yang: ahhh, got you. I love a foxy trap.

Yao: now tell me. Should I heat up the

strings a bit? *eyes turn gold*

The strings then immediately started letting out smoke.

Su she: how did you learn that technique from?

Yao: learnt from the Wens.

They love heat and fire, so took the pleasure in observing.

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege is so cool.

Su she: so stunning too.

Xue yang: I wonder if Lan lips can keep up.

Mo xuanyu: lol.

Xue yang: legend says that only a harem can handle jiggy. Cuz one single one are unable to.

Yao: where are you getting these things from!

Xue yang: made it up.

Yao: your mischief never ends, doesn't it.

Xue yang: never, Jiggycakes.

Yao: *sighs in amusement*

~~ Hours after~~

Su she: *grooming Yao's tail*

Yao: *crosses legs while drinking tea*

Su she: are you being gentle to master?

Yao: mn. You are.

Xue yang: don't you think we should hide our identity from that nie twink.

Yao: why would we hide from huaisang?

Xuanyu, remind him.

Mo xuanyu: yes Yao gege. Team dimple doesn't hide from anyone.

Xue yang: I remember that! But what if he runs his mouth.

Su she: we're ok with insults, but what if he and the cultivation world call you a freak.

Trio: *bickering*

Xy: let his fox army eat them all! Or I can cut off their tongues! While they're being mauled by the huli jings of course!

Sms: i think we should run away with lianfang zun. And keep him safe!

Mo xuanyu: I'll seek revenge for Yao gege!

Yao: guys.

Don't underestimate me.

Mo xuanyu: huh?

Yao: do you think that I'll let him run his mouth? I got a plan.

Trio: *cheering* Jiggy's got a plan! Jiggy's got a plan! Jiggy's got a plan! Jiggy's got a plan!

Yao: *giggle* you three are so childish at times.

But I like it, lol.

Yao: *smiles and stretches out hand* A-Yu.

Mo xuanyu: *takes away the tea cup from his hand* got you, Yao gege.

Yao: * rests his hands on his lap, and continues to sit in a sophisticated manner*

Xue yang: have I told you lately that you're a diva. Yet it's kind of hot.

*sizzling sound*

Nie huaisang: ouuuuu!!! My fingy!!

Mo xuanyu: I smell sausage.

Su she: what are you doing here!!!!

Nie huaisang: San ge!

Yao: oh pleasant surprise. *stands, and removes the strings with a flick of his hand*

Nie huaisang: *startled*

(San ge, San ge is a huli jing?! Those two are vampires! And that guy is the one who keeps haunting me. Oh god, I'm so screwed. Why did I have to snoop around. What if I get sucked! I'm to handsome to die. Too young to die too!)

Xue yang: *grinning*

Yao: *calmly standing with his hands folded behind his back, not saying a word.*

Mo xuanyu: get him away from me. His blood is tempting.

Xue yang: I want to bite him.

Nie huaisang: noo! Stay back!! I have my fans and birds to take care of. I'm a single parent *cries*

Su she: *unsheaths Nanping*

Yao: you all. Don't scare him.

Yao: *smile* how are you huaisang?

Nie huaisang: explain this! You're a huli jing! I know something was up with you!

Yao: congratulations on your discovery, Nie Gongzi.

Nie huaisang: You seduced dage and er ge! Just so that you can eat up all their masculine yang energy!! And don't you know how much dage hates huli jings!

Yao: why? They're so fun.

Su she: *clapping* yes, Zongzhu is very fun.

Yao: *smile*

And what asumption is that? Dage loves me.

Nie Huaisang: because he doesn't know!!

Yao: he knows a little bit. But he let it slide.

Nie huaisang: and what about your dear er ge!

Yao: I will tell him soon.

Actually that's the difference. Dage found out for himself, and er ge doesn't know.

Now don't spoil things for me.

Team yao: *making their traits disappear*

Nie huaisang: you don't need to make anything disappear, San ge. You huli jing! You and your supernatural squad.

Yao: *eyes turning gold, while putting him in a trance.*

What huli jing, A-Sang?

Nie huaisang: what huli jing? I didn't say huli jing.

San ge, how did I get here?

Yao: you were looking for me, and got lost.

Nie huaisang: huh? I did?

Yao: yup.

Xue yang: you hit your head on a tree. But you're ok now.

Su she: be careful walking.

Nie huaisang: yea. San ge, I gotta go. Take care.

*exits*

Yao and his crew: *smiling*

Su she: what a skill!

Xue yang: so huli jings can make a person lose their memory huh?

Yao: mhm. We can do many other things.

Xue yang: and what's that thing about sucking up masculine yang energy?

Yao: we're able to do that on whoever we wish. But I'll never do that to er ge.

Su she: what about that dage?

Yao: I won't do it to him, but if he does something unfavorable. Then that might be my last resort.

Mo xuanyu: ohhh!!

So what now, Yao gege?

Yao: I'm going to meet er ge and tell him my secret. And maybe spend some time with him.

Mo xuanyu: do you have tooooo. *pout* but I love you.

Su she: we know your secret.

Anyways, whatever my Zongzhu wishes. I'm happy if he's happy.

Xue yang: Jiggybun, I love you. And I'll fight everyone and anyone for you

But go ahead and bite his lips!! Sizzle him with your hotness and spill the guts after.

Su she: do you mean spill the beans?

Xue yang: what beans?

Su she: *rolls eyes*

Yao: lol. Bye guys. See you soon.

*kisses them on their face one by one*

Su she: aww.

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege.

Xue yang: don't be shy. Kiss me some more.

Yao: haha. Goodbye yangyang.

Xue yang: go ahead and step on him.

~~~

Later on, Lan xichen meets Jin guangyao in Lanling.

Xichen: *lovingly* A-Yao.

Yao: *bows* er ge.

Xichen: *catches bow*

Xichen: *holds his arms lovingly: how are you?

Yao: fine. *smile*

Xichen: that's good to hear. *caresses arm*

Yao: ouch.

Xichen: A-yao! I'm so sorry! Where did you get hurt? *frantic* are you in pain?

Yao: don't worry. I think I pulled a muscle. My arm is just soar.

Xichen: hmm, from all that bowing?

Yao: *laughs* maybe.

Xichen: are you still up for our outing? You should rest.

Yao: it's fine er ge! I'm up for anything.

Xichen: once you're alright, A-Yao.

*holds hand in his* let's go on my sword.

Yao: *blushing* er ge, don't worry. I have brought hensheng.

Xichen: I know.

Yao: *blushing more*

Xichen: *admiring his dimples*

Yao: *glances at him* what happened?

Xichen: I love it when your dimples show up when you smile. Keep smiling, A-Yao.

Yao: you keep flattering me.

Xiyao then mounted Shuoyue, and Lan xichen wrapped his arms around Yao's waste.

Yao: *let's out a little laugh* er ge.

Xichen: so you won't fall. And

Yao: and?

Xichen: you would be close to my heart.

Yao: *smiling warmly*

After their romantic sword ride, Xichen took him to a private field~ shaded by trees.

Xichen: how does it look? This is one of Gusu's hidden beauties.

Yao: it's beautiful indeed.

I would definitely love to spend some alone time with you.

Xichen: yes.

*kisses Yao on the lips*

Come, let's get some shade.

Yao: mn.

Xichen: it's cooler here. Now where was I? *caressing his face*

Yao: *lovely staring at him*

Xichen: you're always so gorgeous, what's your secret?

Yao: maybe because I have a loving Lan.

Xichen: oh really. *fondling his back*

Xichen: *spreads his blue outer robes on the grass, then holds Yao's arms, supporting him lovingly* Have a seat.

Yao: aren't you afraid that your robes get dirty?

Xichen: no. It's better to get them dirty than to displease you.

Both: *sitting next to each other*

Yao: it's surprisingly sunny and warm here. I know that Gusu is famous for their cold amd snowy weather.

Xichen: yea. Because it's far from the snow mountains.

But you can still see them far away. See! *points*

Yao: lovely.

Xichen: *caresses lips* you look lovely.

You and your little dimples.

Yao: aren't you gonna kiss them?

Xichen: which? Your lips or your dimples?

Yao: both.

Xichen: *kisses deeply*

Yao: ( I wonder if he'll still love me if I tell him. I have been hiding this for so long.)

Xichen: *smile* what happened, darling?

Yao: uh...... um. Er ge. If I tell you a secret, would you get mad?

Xichen: you can tell me anything.

Yao: I'm sorry I haven't told you earlier..... but I was scared of how you would react.

It's ok if you want to break up with me afterwards.

Xichen: what?!? I would never. A-Yao don't scare me. Why would I break up with you!

Yao: ok then.....

Are you ready?

Xichen: always, my love.

Yao: *makes his fox ears and tail appear*

*lowers his gaze* er ge. I'm a huli jing.

Xichen: *astonished* A-Yao.....

Yao: *cries* I know I know. Huli jings can seduce people with their power, but I promise that never used it on you. I genuinely love you!

I have never thought of hurting you.

Yao: but the question is!

Would you still love me, er ge? I know that foxes are also unkempt. But that's not the case for me. I'm always neat. I know that you want someone who's on the same standard as you, and~~

Xichen: *kisses*

A-Yao.

*caressing his face* don't ask me if I'll still love you. Because I could never hate you.

Yao: *shedding tears of joy* er ge.

Xichen: and what if you seduce me with some spell. I would still enjoy it.

Yao: *caressing his face and smiling*

Xichen: huli jing or not. You were always unique. That's why I fell for you.

Yao: you're once again so kind.

Xichen: *lovingly holding onto Yao's arms*

Yao: one thing too er ge, is that in the huli jing realm, I'm a young fox emperor. A Huwang.

Xichen: well then! *stood up*

*then bows courteously* accept my apologies, Your highness.

Yao: ah! Er ge what are you doing?! You're older than me. *stops him* please, this isn't necessary.

Xichen: *laughs slightly*

Xichen: so my adorable bf is a fox emperor. Waw.

Yao: due to my high cultivation power , as well as my dimples.

Xichen: what? Well your dimples are seductive.

Yao: *laughs* er ge, I meant that dimples represent prosperity and beauty in the huli jing world. It's one of the keys to sovereignty.

Xichen: interesting. Do your besties know?

Yao: of course! And they have their own secrets too. Team dimple is very unique.

Xichen: and you're most unique of all...

To be continued.

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locitawritingsblog · 1 year

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BBHS Randoms

While you guys wait for the next chapter of BBHS series, you guys can read this very first BBHS random right down here, on my side blog @locitawritingsblog . If you guys wanna read my Bad Batch High School series, check it out on my main blog @locitapurplepink

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Countdown

Based on Bad Batch High School Chapter 25

Only few hours before the new year, Lydia and Liam came into Cid's Cafe. They mentioned a lot of the lights around the cafe.

They noticed Tech was bringing some food to the customers "Lydia, Liam, glad you two could made it. The new year will be here on 2 hours, 13 minutes, and 30 seconds."

"Well, we don't have have any plan so thank you for inviting us." Lydia responded.

Tech nodded "You're very welcome. May I excuse that I need to finish this. This is my last day of working here as a punishment."

As Tech left, Omega waved at them "Hello !" "Hi Omega ! I see you wearing that dress again." Omega worn a same dress for Tech and Wrecker's performance last week.

She nodded "Yeah, they said I could have this and decided to wear this again."

"I was so surprised that you would be a part of their show. I enjoyed it." Lydia said.

"Thank you. Hey, do you wanna play some games ? I brought some here." Omega asked Liam. He nodded "Sounds fun."

1 hour later...

Wrecker put a drink on the table, which was Crosshair's orders. He mentioned that he had been busy on his phone "Whatcha lookin' that ?"

Crosshair scoffed "Shut up, Wrecker. Just curious of my girlfriend's status." He scrolled Kaylee's facebook status "She's celebrating the new year with her friends there. Her family also there too."

He showed Wrecker some pictures of Kaylee and her friends and her family. "Aww, she's a lucky one."

"Yeah, she is but if anyone mess up with her, I'll stop and leave anyone says 'Curse you, CrossSniper99 !' I kinda like it."

"Aww, you start to like Agent P, aren't you ?" Wrecker guessed.

Crosshair's eyes widen "No, I don't. He's just a platypus and it's on one of your silly TV shows."

"Aw, come on, Crossy. You and him are the same."

"Don't you dare you call me that."

"But Kaylee calls you that."

"She's special. I allow it as long as she comfortable with it."

Their conversation was stopped by one of the customers "Excuse me, where's my food ? I've been waiting for a half of hour !" Crosshair chuckled "Get back to work, big guy."

Wrecker complained "We're not over this yet." Left him alone.

15 minutes before the New Year...

Cid spoke "Alright everyone, the new year will be here on any minutes. Brings any party horns you could find." Hunter, Tech, and Wrecker gave each one a party horn to celebrate, including Liam and Omega.

Hunter sat on the chair as holding his guitar "Alright boys, you guys know what to do." Wrecker cheered "Oh yeah ! Come on, Crosshair ! Join with us !"

Crosshair stopped reading his novel and came to them "Do this every year." He sighed.

Hunter played his guitar as starting to sing first then the others joined singing together. Meanwhile Liam and Omega danced and the others enjoying listen their voices.

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20 seconds before the new year...

Wrecker told "Guys, the countdown is gonna be started !" At the same time, Crosshair took Hunter and Omega back inside the cafe.

Cid gave the sign "Alright, count down from 10."

Everyone started to count down "10... 9...8....7...6...5...4...3...2...1 ! Happy new year !!!" They cheered and using party horns.

"May I excuse ? I have enough noise for my ears for 10 seconds." Tech said to Wrecker who put his arm on his shoulder. "Alright..." Wrecker sighed. As Tech was on his way to outside, Hunter asked to come with him after giving Omega a kiss on her forehead to call his girlfriend.

Liam came to her "Hey, 'mega. Thanks for inviting us in. It was fun." She smiled "Anytime, buddy."

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The end

Taglist : @cassie-fanfics , @zaya-mo , @the-sith-in-the-sky-with-diamond , @crosshair-simp , @leosardonyx18 , @littlefeatherr , @omegathebadbach , @omglisalithium , and anyone who excited for this chapter and upcoming chapters.

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richardsondavis · 1 year

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Ivy, the girl I go out with, asked me to keep our relationship a secret between us two and away from our coworkers.

I asked the advice of my coworkers, love advice and they figured out that I was referring to Ivy.

Now, Ivy doesn't want to get it out there because she's experienced being the talk of the workplace before. I understand that.

I find that my coworkers are trustworthy enough, cause I've been with them long enough to see that they're not the type to spread rumors and stuff so I asked them. Now, I have a support group about me and Ivy.

I needed help at the time. I had no one to turn to.

Do you guys think I've betrayed Ivy's trust? Am I a bad person for needing help at that time? I'm kinda feeling shitty.

Okay, so nagtanong ako kasi hindi ako sure kung paano galawin ang relationship namin. Hindi pa naman kami pero nag de-date na kami. Ganon.

So nagkikita din kami time to time para mag date mga ganon. Nagkiss na nga kami.

Pero sabi niya wag ko daw ipagkalat na may something kami at wag ko daw ipahalata.

Technically, yung pangalawang bagay na yun ay na fail ko na. May nakahalata na na may something kami noon pa.

Yung pagkasabi ko na lang ay yung confirmation.

So ngayon kinuwento ko na sa mga katrabaho ko ang situation ko. Sabi nila ang dami daw na red flags si Ivy.

Hindi siya nag rereply sa chats. Ang reason ni Ivy is busy siya, may part-time job siya kasama yung full time job. She has a child (yes, she's a mom) and may mga financial responsibilities siya sa bahay. She said na it gives her only a few hours of sleep and the cycle continues.

Then she doesn't want me to try to be there for her. She explains this as a way for us to be "safe". Apparently she has beef with one of her wavemates (wave is what we call a class, a group of workers. Easily manageable) and she doesn't want that person to use our relationship against her. I can start to see how that would be bad.

Then lastly, ako lang ang nangangamusta sa kaniya. Hindi other way around. Hindi ko alam reason niya dito. Occasionally nag-iinitiate siya mag chat pero seen zone lang palagi eh.

At may nalaman pa akong iba, na parang kinainisan ko. Noong nasa early days pa kami ng training namin, may crush siya sa ka-wave ko. Tawagin natin siyang L. Ngayon si L, hindi naman interesado. Pero isang araw, inabangan ni Ivy si L kung saan siya sumasakay at nag picture sila. At kinalat ni Ivy yun sa wave niya.

Tanginang yan, si L okay pero ako, kung paano ko man tratuhin ng parang ginang si Ivy e ako pa ang ayaw ipagmalaki!?!

Nakakaurat.

Alam mo ba, kanina pinag-iisipan ko yung ginawa ko. Paano ko ba sasabihin kay Ivy na hindi ko pinanindigan ang pangako ko sa kanya. May lumapit sa akin at tinanong kung ano problema ko. Puta, naluluha na ako doon. Talagang pinagsisihan ko yung ginawa ko.

May nagsabi na ang pakiramdam ko na yun, pinaprioritize ko si Ivy. Hindi yung feelings ko, si Ivy. Malapit na yung birthday ko, sa weekend ng birthday week ko may date kami. Alam mo ba kung saan nakasentro ang araw na yun? Kay Ivy!!!

I was a SIMP!!!!! No more!!!!!

Iniisip ko na lang kung ano patutunguhan ng sarili ko pag hindi ko ginawa ang ginawa ko. Kung hindi ko sinabi sa iba ang ginawa ko, sa kanila. Baka mag tampo na lang ako sa sarili. Wallow in my own self-pity. Pathetic.

Tanggap ko consequences pero of course I will tread lightly. Sobra na ang pagtrato ko sa kanya. I'm too kind for my own good. Nawawalan na ako ng respeto sa sarili.

Plano ko pag-usapan namin yung relasyon namin. Oo, may pinagsabihan akong iba na hindi ko naman dapat, tangina ko pero pag hindi, piling magiging mas malala para sa akin eh.

Piling ko lang, mas maganda ang benefits kaysa sa risks nito.

Benefits?

Alam ko na SIMP ako.

Piling ko na hindi sineseryoso ni Ivy ang relationship namin

Dapat alam ko na kung ano ang kaya ko magawa para sa babae, ang tanong na lang is kung worthy ba si Ivy sa pagtrato ng ganon.

Cons:

Malalaman din ni Ivy eventually pero ang paraan kung paano ko yun sabihin ay dedepende kung anong relasyon meron kami. But I will inform her of it as carefully as I can, when the time comes. When she's ready to go public. Until then, it's a secret that I feel shitty for doing but also feel grateful for sharing because I believe I've gained some wisdom.

That's the entire story, the way I see it.

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