#mobius looking fine as hell

[astrum99]

Fighting against V1 felt like motion – unstoppable, ungovernable, uncontrollable. Sensations tore out of the consistent static that stained millennia with silence.

With isolation, sitting still on the throne of hell. As ordered.

And the shattering of it was nothing short of spectacular.

This machine, small and agile. A magnificent creature manufactured in the image of mankind –soulless and lifeless. (He thought it was lifeless, he thinks he might be wrong – like many times before). It moved with mastery across mountains of squirming, writhing flesh. Ever moving, ever fighting. Hell is its stage, and it proudly presents itself with grace, elegance, and perfect violence. It delivered what was sought with pure, instinctual, exceptional savagery.

It drew blood from him. And along with blood, ecstasy.

There’s poetry to it. Sinful, sacrilegious poetry.

To be etched by this thing so easily. Bullets hot and scorching, piercing through armour until they burn and burrow deep under his skin. To be trading blows. Bow low to evade another swing before the release of twin swords slicing through the scene. To leap into flight only to be grappled and slammed back into the ground. Pinned, dazed, tethered. It demanded submission.

He should feel fury, yet that had faded long ago.

Crimson looked rosy under the cathedral lights. The iron on his lips tasted like metal.

When its whiplash wrapped around his wrist again, it felt like a snare. The pull of the welcoming mirage of closeness. Perhaps salvation if he dared to entertain.

Hatred, anger, violence. Love, passion, devotion. Both burn bright until all-consuming. And in the heat of the moment, he recognized the blurring of the lines.

He thought of them. Untethered angel and machine. So wildly contradictory and identical all the same. Two sides of the Mobius strip – seemingly separate, until their paths merge seamlessly into one. Intimately intertwined, indistinguishable from one to the next.

To push each other into the slit between life and death. Until the fine sparks from clashing metal ignited the flicker of flames into ferocious roaring. Until nothing mattered except here, now, them. Until the light from the fire painted their shadows into one.

The universe could not tell where one began and the other ended.

#hiiiiiii #its me again #ougoguhgoh they GOT ME #ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #gabv1el #<- only if u want #az thoughts

[lokius-took-my-soul]

I’m absolutely terrified about what’s going to happen to the boys over the next four episodes but:

Imagine Loki finding out about Halloween.

“I get to play tricks on people?!”

“Loki that’s not exactly…”

Cue Loki practically bouncing on his heels in excitement.

“Okay okay fine. Small tricks. Don’t go crazy.”

So Casey gets enlisted to help Loki decorate the TVA. And of course Loki goes a bit overboard and has illusions of bats and snakes and spiders that chase people around. Then they enlist OB and things get even more chaotic. And Mobius finds it funny and even B-15 puts up with it. And hey they’ve been through hell and maybe this will improve morale? So they announce a costume party.

And then Mobius asks Loki about his costume and has to explain things while being careful to not use the word “monster” and tells Loki that he could dress up as anything.

And Loki is so secretive about it while Mobius shakes his head and decides to be a cowboy. “It’s different! I’ve always liked the idea of the Wild West. You know outlaws and rangers and that kind of thing.” Loki doesn’t but he nods anyway.

And then finally it’s time and Loki prances in wearing an (old fashioned) swimsuit with curly blonde hair and he has a jet ski he’s enchanted to be able to move in air.

“Look, Mobius! I’m a jet-skier!” And he rides around nearly running people over and cackling maniacally.

#lokius #loki x mobius #loki #mobius #loki season 2 #loki series #let me dream #they are too cute #Loki would have a blast

[trutrustories]

Just some thoughts I have, immediately after viewing ep 6.

spoilers! oh my god, oh my god! I´m honestly relieved! Can you believe it??? I´m SO GLAD endindg didn´t ruin the show! Quite the opposite, actually! I think that with the context of this ending, they actually made season 1 much BETTER. which is like... complete surprise for me! What the hell???? I seriously didn´t expect that! AT ALL! 🤯 It was funny, It was clever, it was epic, and absolutely heartbreaking 🥺😭 Ouroboros, Casey, Timely, and Sylvie... they all survived, and can live they lives however they choose! O. B. making the sequel of his bestseller is the best thing ever! And he has friends now!!! My precious boy!!! Good for him! He deserves it! And Loki and Mobius both survived as well THANK GOD!!!! And they still remember each other! (I was prepared for much worse scenarios, to be honest.)

Anyway, I´m sucker, for bitter sweet endings. So I´m FINE. ....except I´m not.

Because It´s so fucking tragic at the same time!!! God, what a love story! (what isn´t denied is allowed, so... ) they ended it with two of them, alone. Mobius isn´t actually getting back to his boys, because they already have Don. But he didn´t want to stay at TVA because Loki is not there anymore.

Last few shots are Mobius, just standing there, watching life he can´t have and for the first time he is free to wonder around the world on his own. he´s able to WASTE HIS TIME now. And then we see right after Loki, stuck on his throne, alone. And it is implied that he was able to hear Mobius (or see him, even!) And he looks lonely, but also happy for his man!!! GOSH. I was crying like a baby. whole sequence from that scene in a theatre room right until the end! And that freaking music!!! I only have one complaint, and that being: we should see Mobius actually enjoy some JETSKI! Or even better: last shots should have been Mobius happily steering a jet ski on the open sea (wind in the hair and all) AND then Loki on his throne with a smile on his face (because he´s watching him). Last thing: there is actually so much potential, after this finale. If not for actual Marvel project, then for fanfiction writers and for imagination. They left so much room for the good stuff! 😍 For example:

Mobius struggling to addapt to normal life on a timeline. And then he somehow finds out, Loki can see him/ hear him. And he will starts talking to him. And because Loki is so alone and unable to go anywhere, this starts to be his source of fun. Something that makes him happy. And he finds way, to talk to Mobius back somehow... or

Loki will find out that he can travel to his past selfs without having to leave his throne. He stays there, but his mind can travel to his body at any point before.

I am actually mad, I have no time to write fanfics right know (but hey, my english is totally tragic and terrible, so it´s probably a good thing 😅)

Anyway. I feel sad, and also happy. And inspired and satisfied. And I´m still sobbing. All at once! It was beautiful, and I enjoyed every second of it! Can´t remember last time marvel actually managed to do that to me.

*standing ovation* I applaud to creators, actors and everyone involved. You guys did a fenomenal job! (at least that is how I see it)

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

#loki #lokius #loki spoilers #loki season 2 #mobius #mobius m mobius #loki and mobius #loki spoiler #marvel #mcu #finale #glorious purpose

[cerastes]

Look, man, I’m sorry, Shalem is just a mobius strip of comedy to me, the guy was putting SO much effort to not having a backstory and just being Bob from accounting that the comedy part of Crimson Solitaire’s tragicomedy is definitely Shalami.

My man was SO dedicated to the bit of being Just Some Dude that he even mastered the art of being Vanilla Flan: Nice, pleasant, but unremarkable. Everyone that knew him in Rhodes Island had nothing but praise for the guy, a helpful guy with deep Arts knowledge and logistics know-how to pretty much help you out with anything, a real Bob The Builder sort, a walking GameFAQs, the wiki to anything you needed sorted. Dude was just logistics personnel, not even a fighter, he helped the pre-mission prep, made sure everyone had their toolkits and sandwiches and mission objectives and off they went! A truly normal ass man!

The funniest part to me is that he was so dedicated to the bit of being normal that he didn’t even want to appear in the game: In Phantom’s Record some time ago, Mint is snooping around books with info that inevitably leads to knowledge of Gaul, a bit of Phantom’s past, and the Crimson Troupe. Then, she talks to an unnamed, unshown, unseen, unremarkable, explicitly Phidia Operator that very cordially and very kindly, in words far less thorny, told her “better back that ass up before you get it eaten” because she was reading up on some stuff you REALLY don’t want certain people knowing you know. This is one of those things that it’s better if you don’t know what it did. And Mint was like “Oh, alright, cool” but still wanted to know what it did.

Then Phantom goes full Drakengard and he gets the mission on his terminal that says “hey, Phantom went full Drakengard, you gotta find him”.

Now, MIND YOU, Shalami Pastrami here was also from the Troupe, this much you obviously know. He was no Blood Diamond, but he still was a true and tried performer of the Troupe that had what it took to walk the walk and talk the talk, the thing IS, however, that he very much did NOT want to walk the walk, so when he got told “hey man okay so your Performance, haha, today is to turbo murder this person”, Shalem walked 98% of that walk, had his target bound and ready to slaughter, and at the end, at that pivotal 2%, he said “THIS IS NOT FINE” and instead unbound the person, gave them the knife, and fffffucked right the hell off into the barrens where he was pursued by ex-coworkers who didn’t quite like what he did, but Shalem shows us that even if life comes at you fast, you can actually outrun it if you aren’t bitchmade, so Shalem outrunned his backstory to the surprise of I think everyone involved in the situations, the narrative included.

And also ALSO MIND YOU x2, one day he was happily doing logistic works and flipping switches and coordinating stuff for a mission when, suddenly, his not-at-all-keen normal regular dude eyes spot, over yonder, a wonder: Lucian the Blood Fucking Diamond himself, looking RIGHT at him. Understandably, Shalem pissed and shitted himself mentally, turned 360 degrees, and moonran the absolute twice-cooked fuck out of there, splitting off from the team and just sort of going AWOL. He was like that one black cat from old Looney Toons that keeps trying to outrun Pepe Le Pew:

No matter how far he ran, how many times he changed clothes, how matter how many times he hid, Lucian was there. Shalem would be like “I’ll hide under in this trash bin”, and he’d open it and Lucian would be there with an empty sardine tin on his head, Shalem would run away at normal guy velocity and hide in a bathroom stall, but then he’d turn around and Lucian was there like “hey man, can a guy have some space?”, it was a whole ass no joke all whistles and bells episode of Pepe Le Pew right up until Shalem finally arrived at Rhodes Island and thought himself “oh whew wowee, that sure was scary!” and then the HR guy was like “Oh, hey, Shalem! Good to see you are still normal! You’re just in time to say hi to your new coworker!”

AND GUESS WHO THE COWORKER IS

THAT’S RIGHT

PEPE LE FUCKING PEW

EXCEPT HIS CODENAME IS PHANTOM NOW

After recovering from being sent through six reinforced walls DBZ Broly punch style by how on the nose Lucian’s codename was, Shalem made like a shy kid when their parents have guests over and ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BLOCKADED HIMSELF in his room. Ain’t NO one that can get this guy outta there now, not even a squad of six E2 Folinics could’ve gotten this guy out of his room, nope, no way, Pepe is out there.

So with all this context in mind, imagine you are this dude that has managed to outrun his backstory like three times now, very harshly learning the very important lesson that Backstory is more of a persistence predator than a sprinter, seeing his personal terminal unironically and without an ounce of fucking irony and also completely bereft of any gram of irony bleeping like BEEP BEEP YOU GOTTA SAVE PHANTOM LE PEW.

And it is at this point, at THIS POINT ONLY, it took his Backstory trying this fucking hard, for Shalem to say “FINE”, have a portrait, become playable, look at his Backstory straight in the eye, yell “BLOCK THIS OVERHEAD” and, for the first time in his life, run at his Backstory.

And that’s why we have Crimson Solitaire: Because a guy who only wanted to be normal was denied his most fervent wish despite his very fast legs, and so his only recourse was to, at least temporarily, embrace the fact that his special move is, in fact, to set himself on fire and kill absolutely everyone else in the room and then himself, which ranks pretty low on the Normal scale and that’s why he doesn’t use it too much, but this whole Troupe and Lucian business really fucking tried him and he’s well out of Adderall to compensate.

#arknights #shalem #phantom #crimson solitaire

[bunji-enthusiast]

A True Scourge — Scourge The Hedgehog

Note || He is very cool me thinks.

WC || 1,033

Sypnosis || He finds himself warming up to you.

“Take it easy-”

“OW!”

He winced, shrugging his shoulder after you had made the wrong move in applying the bandage. You glare at him, then let out a pitying sigh. Sometimes you really question what kind of choices you actually made that earned you a place alongside the rebellious hedgehog. “You gotta stay still, impatient ass.”

Scourge turned around to refute your comment, then saw the meaner glare you could possibly display toward him. “Got it.” He murmured, looking back ahead as he sat still with the most possible amount of patience he could muster in spite of all the pain coursing through his lower left half of his body. He wondered what would happen after this, even then he still couldn’t wrap his head around the fact you were actually helping him.

Not turning him away, especially even with how he had behaved toward you in recent events. Scourge counted himself lucky that you decided to actually help him. “Hey… uh, why are you even helpin’ me anyway?”

You paused in your steps, taking the time to finally wrap the last part of it to seal it off and allow it to be free without falling apart. His arm and abdomen were heavily injured, how that happened you only have a hint of an idea why. But that was not your problem right now, with another prolonged sigh, you picked up his leather jacket and set it by Scourge. 

“Well, friend or foe,” You begin, swinging your legs over the ledge to align yourself next to Scourge. “You were injured, I simply couldn’t let it go untreated.”

But me?

You gotta be outta your mind. 

Scourge’s brows furrowed in thought, lips lifting to reveal his rather sharp teeth as a frown was displayed on his face. Rather unusual in comparison to his usual smile that he so often displays in the company of others, not just you alone. Something must be bothering him very badly if he’s left without any rhyme or reason to actually speak in turn now. You were starting to get a little worried about his drawn out silence. 

He leans forward, hands leaning against the thresholds of his legs to support his shifted position. “Too many things happened at once, guess I got too confused.” He admitted, hand now going against the back of his hand, scratching it in his demeanor of slight embarrassment. Scourge never really was one to share any of his personal feelings or issues, but it was this small and momentary thought that had slipped out of his mouth.  

You chuckled warmly, patting his back to reassure him it was fine. Scourge let out a huff, deflating into his spot as time went on. 

“You're pretty confusing sometimes man.” You spoke, breaking the awkward tensions that resided in the air. He let out a hum of acknowledgment at your words, one of his ears flicked along in action. A spotty habit residual to something he had done very often when he was alone by himself during his days in trying to take over Mobius. Scourge wasn’t well supported, and nothing of the sort could be said the same about his father.

Even in this lifetime or any other, he will never know that love. 

“I get that alot.” He scoffed, waving his hand off about the idea. 

But he was pretty content in this kind of love, no matter what it may be named. He didn’t want to lose you again, or ever in this lifetime of his. Something he hated to admit aloud, so he appreciated the works of a dear mind. Emotions were a fickle and complicated thing he never gave much thought to, always too busy throughout the days to even actually face or confront them head on. 

Now that he was here with you, it was something entirely different. Unique and kind, not anything too fast. It made Scourge take a step back, and evaluate himself. Hell even in spite of his attitude it wasn’t something he could just replace so easily, but he really did appreciate you.

Scourge has a feeling you know that too. 

“Oh wow!” He perks up at your notable excitement, eyes filled with amusement and curiosity. So he asks, “What’s got you worked up sweetheart?” Scourge raises a brow with a chuckle escaping him. You point up to the sky, full of shimmering stars and beautiful shades of blue and purples. In words alone he couldn’t describe the mere majesty of the sight, but he was all the better that he was able to accompany you for such a thing. 

“Normally this doesn’t happen very often..” You murmur, a sweat drop trailing down your face. “But I'd try to take a picture of it when I can, except I don’t have my camera with me.” You explained, holding out your hand as you spoke within animated gestures. Scourge nods, letting out a hum of agreement. 

“Pretty sure your eyes are all ya need.”

You turn to him, eyes filled with surprise at his words. “Now that is not the Scourge I know.” You grin, turning to lean towards him at a slight angle. Scourge winces, leaning back as he holds up his gloved hands in surrender. 

“Now listen,” He groans, almost coming out in a growl, “Don’t expect this to happen often, I am not that kinda guy got it?” He admits, cheeks blushing with a fury you never expected to see. You couldn’t help but let out a laugh, returning to your usual position as you were getting sore. Your shoulders deflate in defeat, no longer being able to find the words to continue the conversation. 

“The wind feels nice.” You sigh, reveling in the breeze. You felt a sudden jolt crawl up your arm, feeling warmth seep into your cold-ridden body. 

“Scourge?” You spoke, feeling warmer now thanks to him. He pulled you in close, nuzzling against the top of your temple in a means of warmth. He let out a forlorn growl, somewhat embarrassed he even did this in the first place. You certainly didn’t expect this to happen at all really, but it felt nice.

You ain’t bad..

Not at all.

#scourge the hedgehog #scourge #scourge x reader #scourge the hedgehog x reader #sonic #sonic the hedgehog

[primewritessmut]

Midori sour for the WIP ask game (if it's not too late)

BRO.

No. It’s not too late. Especially when it’s Midori Sour (which is the fic that I’ll start posting as soon as He Speaks Daggers is done).

It’s my modern AU where Mobius is a restaurant manager at the restaurant/bar where Loki brings all his disastrous first dates. The fic starts several months into Loki’s serial dating and Mobius has become kind of obsessed with the “gorgeous creature” that comes into the bar a few times a week to star in someone else’s Worst First Date™️ story. Eventually, something goes so wrong on a date that their paths finally cross and Mobius becomes Loki’s soft spot to land after his dates. (And then some.)

@punch-love tells me it's good and I choose to believe him.

I really love the tragedy of the show and have no desire to write a fix-it fic, so an AU feels like the only way to give them a happy ending. /wink wink/ /nudge nudge/ (It’s rated E is what I’m saying, but also they end up together.)

SNIPPET:

“How many dates is this?” Vee asks, idly. “At some point, don’t you have to start wondering if he’s the problem, not the dates.”

“Thank you for your input, Vee,” Mobius sighs. “Don’t you have some tables to check up on?”

“Nope. Just finishing up my side work. Which I think you are supposed to check on.”

“I’m sure it’s fine,” Mobius says, trying to wave her away and letting his eyes drift back to him. “Just sign off on it and—”

He loses his train of thought as the man at the table leans forward languidly like a cat, resting his elbows on the table and gifting his current date with a Cheshire smile. A finger decorated with two thin gold rings above the middle knuckle traces around the edge of the highball glass suggestively and a lock of raven’s wing black hair falls out of his stylishly messy top knot and across his face.

Mobius wonders why someone like that feels the need to work so hard for attention, but the guy in the polo shirt with the perfect teeth sitting across from him barely seems to appreciate it so maybe that’s why. Mobius sure as hell is having a hard time looking away. The slit in that skirt is probably going to kill him before the night is over.

x

#wip ask game #lokius #you've literally MADE MY DAY by asking about #midori sour

[gods-of-mischief]

My thoughts and theories after S02E04

This theory is based on my feelings, moments from trailers, footage from filming and statements from the show's creators in interviews. And maybe things I've read in the last few weeks.

The first four episodes showed us that everything that happens is important for the later plot. And every decision can affect the further development of the story. And as the end of the fourth episode will show us, the decisions and actions of the characters were not always the right ones. If the creators wanted to show the "wrong way", I think they succeeded more than well. Like seriously, everything was slowly going to hell… with destroyed timelines, ruined lives and the death of innocents. And then there is the development of the characters and their decisions.

Yes, Loki's development was amazing (like, for example, his speech in the pie land was just great) but at the same time, you can see that he is not happy and not on top of things. Yes, there is situational humor, he wants to help, he wants to solve the problems and there is no place for "being cool and without worries" but I mean you can tell that he feels alone. He often looks resigned. He lost the life he knew and is in one round of events. Moreover, he feels rejected by Sylvie and his feelings are hurt by the misunderstanding with her.

Sylvie has found a new life, but her "I'm happy" and "everything I've done is fine" sounds like her self-delusion. She exhibits behavior that Loki would have before. Being on top of things, hiding feelings, having heightened emotions in a confrontation. But there are moments when you can see that it bothers her and in the finale it was shown that she is starting to see the whole context of things. But it's too late. Maybe that's why Loki knows that Sylvie needs to start seeing things through her own eyes. And it's all the more difficult when he understands exactly why she is the way she is. But at the same time, he fears that her "happy mask" might be real. And that there is no hope for "we'll figure it out together".

And there's also Mobius and his "bad day at the office". This is certainly not the path his character is meant to take. Being surrendered, not wanting to know anything about the past and solving problems with lime pie and hot chocolate from the cocoa machine (but not gonna lie, I totally get it).

But then there is the other side of the coin. We have seen that when Loki and Sylvie are together, they are stronger. And if they clear things up and talk (as much as possible) it will move them forward. The problem is that they ran out of time to solve the problems. So what will happen in the next two episodes?

My theory is that the first scene of S02E05 will be the same as S01E01. Loki in the desert. The entire current plot will be his time loop. Yeah, maybe we shouldn't go that far. Maybe it will be right after the Citadel. But the trailers tell us we'll see a scene from his arrest at TVA, as well as their fight from the season one finale. Either he actually comes back and relives everything, or he comes back and with it his time slip problem and tries to change specific moments.

But the problem here is that I don't know how it will work with his memory of previous events. If he knew everything, he could try to change things, but he could change too much. And the memories of others? If everyone took different steps, it would change too many things. Plus, we don't want Loki to lose his relationship development with Sylvia, with Mobius and the others. So it's hard to say how this will be resolved. Additionally, his time slip and ability to change the past is still very vaguely explained. Why can he do this? Why after Citadel?

Then there's the second McDonald's scene and the bar scene with Sylvie. If he had his memories, he could have found her right after the Citadel. For her, it could be sooner than a few months and she could be more open in conversation with him. Joining forces sooner might help. And it can help even more if the two are actually okay with each other. Be that as it may, they are the ones who matter in all of this. He Who Remains made it clear. But their different view of things, their scattered feelings were part of bad decisions. What if fixing their relationship could also fix TVA's future?

Or maybe the past? What if the real solution is in the distant past. At the beginning of TVA. Maybe Loki can change the foundations and build a better one. There may be several attempts. From start to finish. Many falls and losses. Maybe this loop will last for days, weeks or years. It would be crazy, but the idea of Loki falling in love with Sylvie over and over again is actually quite romantic, no? But yes, it's actually quite terrible. Not being able to move on with unfulfilled wishes.

Then there's Loki and his "sacrifice" at the Temporal Loom platform. It's still unclear to me here because I thought this scene will be in S02E04. But everything was different. I sincerely hope this isn't a scene to show us the next (or even final) death of Loki. This idea is already very overused. Yes, he deserves to be a hero. But they also deserve something else - to be happy. Is it a cliché? Maybe yes, but I really wish so. What if it's the point, everyone will be afraid that he will die. But what if it made him even stronger? But it would be pretty cool wouldn't it? If Loki was the real Time Keeper after all of this?

I love this show, but I care more about the characters and their future than TVA. I am a sensitive in this, who wants everyone who deserves it to have their happy ending. So let's see, we have two more episodes. Hopefully they will give us what we and they deserve. It's going to be a long wait. These weeks are longer than the two years since the first series.

#loki #sylvie #TVA #Marvel #MCU #sylki #tom hiddleston #sophia di martino #theory #2x04 #S02E04 #Loki Serie #thoughts #article #true love #time keeper

[woodelf68]

LOKI 2.4

I don't see why they can't keep Dox in Holding forever; they had no problem pruning Lokis into the Void for forever. >.>

Dammit, Sylvie, it would have taken OB and Victor five seconds to sign each other's copies of the TVA Guidebook; could you not let them have their brief moment of fanboying joy?

OB's explanation of the Loom is very helpful here; it reminds me of the Doctor on Doctor Who explaining sciencey things to his companions on screen so that the kiddies (and adults, lol) at home could understand what was going on. (Okay, so the TVA as a TARDIS, discuss. Look at all those long corridors its got for running in!) I loved OB's "...the backlog of branches that was created when someone...*looks accusingly at Sylvie* ...killed He Who Remains and released all those branches and ruined my life." (Aw, come on, OB, you're out of the basement now! You're making friends and meeting admirers of your work!)

Loki claiming that the little figure in the model was clearly not him so why did he have to be the one to 'hoof it' and lob the throughput multiplier into the Loom? Well, Loki, you have very long legs and can run fast, also tradition has been established that your character is the one who gets sent to do the hard jobs for others; just be glad you're not being asked to steal Surtur's flame and doom Asgard this time around. (Of course, your decision to abscond with the Tesseract has already caused the TVA to erase the Asgard of your timeline, people and realm both, so...uh, never mind, pretend I never said anything.)

MOBIUS AND HIS PIE AGAIN. I SWEAR TO GOD THAT THE TVA LACES THE PIE WITH DRUGS TO KEEP ITS WORKERS DOCILE AND HAPPY WITH HAVING NO LIFE OUTSIDE OF WORK AND POSSIBLY ACTS AS A CONTINUAL DOSAGE OF SOMETHING THAT KEEPS THEM FROM REGAINING THEIR MEMORIES? MOBIUS CAN'T GO TOO LONG WITHOUT ANOTHER SLICE OF PIE BECAUSE HE'S EXPERIENCING THE WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS OF AN ADDICT. I was so happy to hear Sylvie call him out on his pie-seeking habits and his refusal to try to find out any information about the timeline he was pulled from. Like sure it might hurt to remember a family whom he'd lost, but I'd rather honour the memories of loved ones by remembering them than being too cowardly to do so.

I have to agree with the point I saw raised in another post of 'WHY do they have to fix the Loom? Surely all the multiple timelines managed to exist just fine on their own before it was created?' Also, hoo boy, did Loki's speech about how you can't free a people and then leave them to look after themselves remind anyone else of Asgard's justification of being the ruler of the Nine Realms? Keeping a military presence on those conquered worlds? AND NO, LOKI, YOU'RE NOT A GOD, YOUR DAD TOLD ME SO IN A BIT OF THE SACRED TIMELINE YOU DIDN'T GET TO EXPERIENCE. Although this time at the TVA is Loki's post-Thanos period when he was claiming the same thing in the Sacred Timeline, wanting to be a 'benevolent god'. So...that actually ties in.

Um -- do we all agree that Miss Minutes looked orgasmic watching everyone (except Brad) be crushed in the cube thingie?

(Was Loki pruning himself related back to the time slipping thing? I still don't really understand what the point of that was.)

OB: But if I reboot Miss Minutes, we'll lose the magic dampeners in the TVA!

Loki and Sylvie: THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF A PROBLEM!

Oh hell yeah, Bradley, prune that bitch! I HOPE YOU END UP IN THE VOID WITH A HUNGRY ALLIGATOR, RAVONNA.

Kudos to Timely for sensibly asking if it's safe before sticking his head inside some alien machinery and not just blindly following instructions.

LIGHT! BEAUTIFUL LIGHT IN THE TVA! I don't care what this means as long as I can properly see what's going on!

Oh. Oh shit. Spaghettification is what's going on, huh. *Salutes Victor Timely* May you get the afterlife you hoped for, sir, you died a noble death. Guys. Guys, stop staring into the blinding radioactive light; I'm sure that's not good for your eyes.

And...what a cliffhanger; it's like FINALLY all the pieces are falling into place and the story is getting to someplace exciting. That was a good episode; I hope it keeps up this pace next week and something good happens if the Loom is going pear-shaped. I gotta try to remember to watch this on Thursday for a change.

@delyth88 -- finally felt inspired to make a long reaction post! (And my stupid computer glitched about 2/3 of the way through and I had to rewatch what I'd already seen to remember what I had been commenting on! I blame the TVA.)

#loki series #loki season 2 #loki spoilers #loki #mcu #sylvie #OB #victor timely #um i didn't notice the episode title #loki 2.4 #brad wolfe #we do all agree that's a play on doctor who's bad wolf right? #i haven't seen anybody mention that but i thought it immediately in his first episode #mobius #sylvie being like 'i didn't want to end up in the pie place' #DO NOT RESIST THE PIE #LISTEN TO ITS SWEET LIMEY SIREN SONG #EAT MEEEE #i think the episode title should be the loom of doom #'loki odinson and the loom of doom' sounds like a good name for a junior tie-in novel

[skiddlylokius]

Lokius X Avengers 2012 Teaser

"what the–" The time door suddenly closed so fast that Loki barely got Mobius' feet out. He never really knows what happens if half your body gets closed by a time door. Maybe it rips your body in half, who knows?

"We're fucked." Mobius mutters under his breath as and slaps the wonky Timepad on his hand. Damn you, X-05. He really did a number on his gadget. "This thing won't work, and I don't have my own on me."

"What do you mean it won't work? give me that." Loki snatches the timepad from mobius and presses various buttons and slaps in on his hands, instead it turned off.

"That was amazing of you, Loki. Now give me that" Mobius immediately snatches it from the God's hands and slipped it inside his inner coat's pocket.

"How are we gonna go back? We're supposed to try to find Sylvie."

"Calm down. I'm sure Hunter B-15 would notice our absence and track us, for the meantime we should blend in." Mobius said before finally having the chance to actually see his surroundings and let it sink in. "What year did i put on the timepad again?"

"2012"

"That fucker." Mobius clenched his hand while looking around the complete ruins of New York. "He set us up."

"I don't understand, what do you mean he set us up."

"Look around, Loki. This place looks familiar to you?" He says while pointing the debris that scattered along the road from skyscrapers and cement.

"Oh. I get it now." Loki sucked in a breath secretly, knowing the same fiery scenes along New York. "This is definitely not the way i see myself seeing them after my manic episode."

"Agreed, but whatever can we do. There's no way out."

"Should I change my appearance now?" Loki asks, kicking a rock underneath his loafers.

"Not yet anyway, We're in the middle of a ruined city, im sure they haven't se–" Mobius stopped mid sentence as a gust of strong wind slashed between their bodies. The Mjolnir stopping midair infront of them as a warning as the clear blue skies turned gray and roared with thunder.

"So much for that camouflage." Loki whispered to himself, shielding his head from the possible onslaught of headache known as Thor.

Without a second wasted, Thor descended from the heaven like the God he is along with his little superhero friends. The hammer gravitating toward its master.

"Loki, you shall come with us." Thor's command boomed as Loki winced, reminding him of Odin with the whole 'im better than you and you will kneel' bravado.

Loki wrinkled his nose and said a resounding 'No.'

"I'm a big fan, the name's Mobius M. Mobius. Nice to meet all of you." He stretched out a hand and no one shook it. He puts his hands down and slipped it inside his pocket. "Bummer."

"You could've just left, Loki. Why would you come back?" Captain America asked Loki, earning himself a side eye from Tony Stark.

"I don't know what kind of godly etiquettes you learned but im pretty sure that's not how you welcome an escaped fugitive Cap. You're a little outdated but that's fine, all you need is a little tune up."

"Will you stop yapping, Tony?"

"This gonna be one hell of a reunion." Mobius mumbled under his breath.

ps. you can click the lokius x avengers 2012 tag to find the updates for this, thank you! send asks!

#lokius #loki #avengers 2012 #tony stark #steve rogers #thor odinson #mobius #lokius x avengers 2012

[carebeartherese]

My live reactions to Loki season two ep 5:

-WOOOO HERE WE GO

-running through the recap

-Im actually scared for this episode srsly

-oooo the almost silent intro

-ALIVE???

-he is angelic fr

-where is everyone???

-did they go back to their timelines??

-Im loving these continued camera shots

-pie room??

-TIME SLIPPING

-oh shit

-:0 double Loki

-hello?

-time slipping is just an excuse for Loki to flip his hair like the hoe he is /pos

-time loop???

-WHAT THE FUCK

-WHY IS EVERYTHING COMING APART

-SHIT

-oop there’s the theme

-prison??

-CASEY?????

-WHAT THE HELL

-oh hes escapin

-where are they i wonder

-a boat prison??

-no not again dude Loki can’t handle this

-ALCATRAZ????

-his name ain’t Frank lmfao

-oh it’s the BOAT PLACE

-dude why are we back in the tva

-:0 SHIT NEW YORK 2012

-Aw b15 is such a great doctor I love her

-MOBIUS WHAT ARE YIU DOING

-living his dream

-who tf is don

-also his son??? No thank you

-LOKI GO SEE YOUR MAN

-this is so unserious

-LOKI IS SO CUTE ABOUT MOBIUS

-Mobius is adorable

-SINGLE DAD???

-FUCK YEA

-ooo 1994

-OB!!!!

-hes so silly

-awww he just wants to sell his books

-hes a writer <333

-in his bunker???

-ITS JUST LIKE HIS LAB

-dude ob will believe anything that happens to him

-the sons of who??

-ob is so adorable with his little “hey”

-dammit

-none of that made sense OB

-cannot control the time slipping

-oooo true

-LOKI = TEMPAD

-to save his friends

-oh yea shit kang is coming aint he

-control it Loki!!!!

-nope

-you look like you’re trying to take a shit

-there is no controlling time

-OB WE DONT SHOCK PEOPLE

-OR WHATEVER THAT WAS

-stop psychoanalizing

-go to the pie room

-GET THE BAND BACK TOGETHER

-oh that’s actually kind of smart

-ob is adorable and I love him and his tism

-oh fuck there he goes

-TO MOBIUS AGAIN!!

-he sucks at taking the trash out

-yea Kevin

-these kids are literally adorable

-don’t burn down the house pls

-“HELLO”

-these guys are so awkward

-just kiss srsly

-WAIT THEY ARE SO CUTE

-HES SUCH A SALESMAN

-wife long gone????

-cause of the gay

-is he flirting??

-are jet skis flirting????

-mobius really thinks lokis crazy

-OB HI

-none of this makes sense

-awww the way he grabbed Mobius

-dude theyre so gay

-they need to just kiss already fr

-yea your kids will be fine mobius I swear

-hes just a suburb dad

-this is a little heartbreaking but also gay tbh

-IKR IT IS A COOL NAME

-B15!!!! Come with!!!!

-CASEY FUCK YEA

-ESCAPE

-where’s sylvie?

-mobius looks shook

-and Casey trusts no one the little thief

-mobius/don is he flirting with Casey/Frank

-I love sylvie but she always gets angry and fucks shit up

-please leave her out of this one

-WAIT WHAT

-HOW DOES SHE KNOW YOU

-wait till it back

-fuck get that time slipping under control

-sylvie with her lesbian fit and her mullet

-ok but Loki loves mobius and doesn’t wanna loose him

-uncaring queen

-I mean she wants to live

-damnnnnn

-WAIT CALL HIM OUT

-WHAT DOES HE WANT

-FALSE

-HE WANTS MOBIUS SRSLY

-oh come on Marvel be more specific

-of course he doesn’t wanna be alone

-don’t make this romantic again pls

-NO WE ARENT

-his story is with mobius tho!!!

-Casey is such a weird ass hardened criminal

-mobius stop trying to sell shit to people

-Loki you are so babygirl

-NO WHAT ABOUT THE GANG

-I don’t understand anything anymore

-is sylvie flirting with record shop guy??????

-THE VELVET UNDERGROUND

-HOLY SHIT

-literally what is happening rn

-whos this guy in the back

-oh he disappeared????

-why’s shit disappearing????

-NOOOO

-THE TIMELINES DECAYING

-OH GOD NO!!!

-NOT HOT RECORD SHOP GUY

-and she’s gone

-so is the timeline

-Loki is so sad and lonely

-MOBIUS KISS HIM PLS

-HE NEEDS TLC

-NOT TRUE

-a timeline just died for some reason

-Loki was just waiting for this opportunity

-CASEY DAMMIT SRSLY

-OH FUCK NO

-WAIT EVERYONE COME BACK

-NO MOBIUS PLEASE

-OH GOD NOT PLEASE NOT KNTO THE DARK

-THIS VERY BAD DREAM

-oh shit Loki use them timeslipping powers

-GO BACK IN TIME

-YOU CAN DO THIS BBG

-ITS ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS

-oh come on dont give me that fuckin cliffhanger

#Loki #loki season 2 #loki spoilers #loki episode 5 #mobius m mobius #loki laufeyson #sylvie laufeydottir #hunter b15 #casey loki #ouroboros loki

[hutaoscoffinn]

Omg hello just found out your blog and !!! I’m so happy a Honkai wlw writer, and you write so well too, you’re a blessing !!! Since your req are open, may I ask for either Morbius or Einstein NSFW headcanon ? If you’d rather write a Drabble then I would propose her overstimulating reader-chan? <3 thank you so much, I hope you’re doing well, please have a great day!!!

Oh bless a Mobius request I’ve been waiting for this one shes so fine its unfair

Warnings: NSFW, BDSM themes, smut, hard dom mobius, afab reader, sub reader, mentions of choking, controlled shocking, overstimulation, restraining, vibrators, dildos, very hard smut

Character: Mobius

Requests: OPEN

Letting Mobius have her way with you is basically asking to be practically tortured

Mobius is incredibly sadistic and teasing which has been shown time and time again throughout the Elysian Realm arc of the story

This can and will translate into your sex life with Mobius so I hope you are a least a little masochistic because her sadistic side takes over during sex

Mobius loves to put you through as much pleasurable pain as physically possible

She loves to experiment with your body to see what will get you off and what gives you a harder orgasm compared to other things

She makes a science out of if and even has notes on what gets you off faster and harder

You two have tried everything under the sun from more vanilla type things like fingering and oral to Mobius fucking you with a strap and or a vibrator to things that align more with the realm of BDSM like controlled shocking, whipping, harsh spanking, tying you up, ect

Mobius herself prefers these harsher styles of sex, loving how desperate and pathetic you look as she shocks your clit while choking you and forcing you to watch as she overstimulates you to hell and back

Every session with her ends in you dizzy and lightheaded from how many orgasms she forced your body through

Your thighs will be shaky and cheeks stained with tears, any makeup you were wearing ruined and smudged all over your face while Mobius herself will look pristine as ever

You don’t get to touch Mobius often when you two have sex because she prefers making you a mess of her design

However, there will be moments where Mobius decides to grace you with her body and allow you to touch her

Whatever you end up doing though, just know that she will be in charge every step of the way

Even if you are the one topping Mobius, your fingers knuckles deep inside of her or if your mouth is on her slick cunt, she is the one in control

Testing that control that Mobius has and takes oh so much pride in will not end well for you

That is unless you like being unable to think coherently for the next hours that the scientist decides to keep you trapped in her grip

She will leave you covered in marks from her nails that raise your skin and make it sore, perhaps even drawing some blood from how harshly she scratches you

Your legs will be numb when shes done, throat sore from crying out for her and as soon as the pleasure stops, it’s honestly a feat if you manage to not pass out almost immediately

Sex with Mobius typically takes place in her lab so that she can lock the doors to make sure no one can see what she is doing to you

That and because her lab has all of the equipment she now considers necessary for any and all sessions she has with you

Her lab contains the constraints she crafted for your body, all types of vibrators and silicon dildos of various sizes, shapes, and colors

Any extra equipment like whips, chains, shocking devices, clips and machines with various uses that she has or has not used on you yet

Her lab is also soundproof so that no one but her can hear every last noise you make during sessions because lord knows how long she makes you

Besides, she would never be able to live down any teasing from the others if they found out and Elysia would be quick to point out how it seems like Mobius has a soft spot for you

While Mobius claims that the sex she has with you contains no love and is simply a chore and an experiment she is completing

Even you can tell that with each session, her softspot for you grows decimals at a time

Perhaps in the near future she will admit that she sees you as more than a labrat for her sexual experiments and will come to terms with her feelings

#coffinn.replies #coffinn.anon #coffinn.writes #mobius #mobius x reader #mobius x reader smut #honkai mobius #hi3 mobius #honkai mobius x reader #honkai mobius x reader smut #mobius headcanons #mobius smut headcanons #hi3 mobius x reader #hi3 mobius x reader smut #honkai impact mobius

[kavaeroexe]

Thoughts on yandere mobius? Or yandere Hot Mei? (thunder ladies.. My weakness)

thunder ladies mmmm, there is no OR for our thunder ladies, i made BOTH HAHAHAHAHHAHA

lets get into it!

warning : typos, bad grammar  

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Mobius

yeah high possibility to drug you

she’s a doctor afterall

she interest on you -> start observing you -> fall in love -> attached to you -> yandere activated

take a bit of long time for her falling in love, but only took 3-4 days for her to become yandere and being obsessive

drugging 24/7 if you don’t behave

locking you like a lab rat if you don’t behave

she’ll chain you if you behave

like a dog or a cat

she’ll treat you like a lost, pure, unpowered little one

“I’ll protect you, my little patient~”

she doesn’t lose her patience easily

but if you do, you’re dead.

she’ll starve you for days, will cage you, and only will free you if you say sorry enough

then she’ll be pity towards you, again.

like a satanic demonic circle of hell

strict. obviously.

“please...let me go..” you begged, try to grab one of the cold cage that you’re in right now, you’re vision blurred, but you can see Mobius stand in front of you, kicking your hand try shortly grab the cage.

“See? all of this happened because of you breaking my order, if i told you to stay then stay, is it so hard for you to understand with that brain of yours hm?” she replied, looking at you that.. looks pathetic, helpless, unpowered, weak, that now begged her for her help.

she doesn’t care if someone say that she’s a monster, she’s disgusting, she’s cruel, she clearly admit that she loves your crying, you little beg, trying to gain her forgiveness, so she’s now opening the cage, carrying you in a bride style t keep you on her arms, you’re body is now as cold as her, she let out a smirk and brush you hair that covers you eyes that’s about to shut down, she likes to see that hopeless eyes.

“Good rat, now if i told you that you’re going to behave, then behave, get it?”

you let out a very little nod, before you fall into an endless darkness in your sleep for who knows how long..

.

.

Mei

this woman in her Herrscher Era is her most yandere era tbh

she is the definition of abuse yandere i think

she’s doing all of this just to keep you safe, so she’ll not lose you

why being a blockhead, she thought you understand

if you don’t like it, just suck it up.

kicking, choking, is the only thing that she does to keep you in her command actually

but she’s not that mean in general

she’ll only do that if you’re not listening to her words and danger yourself

i think she’s not that person that have a big portion of patience

at least- at her Herrscher form or after the Houkai world diva.

but after all, she’s caring and loving, she loves to be with you in every matter of second she got

anything you want, she’ll grant it.

you want anyone dead? done

you want a place to be vanished? sure

you want her? she’ll be right there like lightning mcQueen

like : “ngueengg bzzt bzzt”

“Mei...i want to go outside..” you say, tugging her hand, just to see her sighing, and then looking at the bruise on your neck that you got a few days ago, so you still haven’t changed your mind after she’s doing all of the violence.

“You really want to go outside that bad? what do you want to see anyway?”

she replied while searching something on the table, and then you shrugged, “I want to see the world around, i want to run, fly with Kurikara and..spend sometime with you-”

you stuttered when she give you a chain at your neck, and then holding your hand gently. “Fine, sure, but stay close to me.”

“Sure!!”

#honkai x reader #honkai impact #yandere honkai #yandere honkai impact #honkai mei #raiden mei #mei x reader #honkai mobius #doctor mobius #mobius x reader

[lokiinmediasideblog]

Things I need Loki Series Antis to Stop Doing

Joking about Femicide isn't Cute

If I see another "joke" about how Sylvie should get killed by Loki or Mobius so they can get with Mobius or whatever, I will go apeshit. I am from a country that has a VERY HIGH femicide rate, joking about this isn't funny. And as someone that grew up surrounded by news of constant graphic and hyper-violent news of women's deaths, it's a bit triggering. Hell, I even find fridging in comics a bit triggering and try to avoid it, and it's the trope I loathe most. You are myopic, disgusting, and privileged to consider this funny.

On "Larry"

I need you all to tone down the borderline ableist comments when talking about how Loki is now a "foolish" character named "Larry" and that you want "Larry" dead so the "real" Loki can come back. Or that the Loki from the movies would kill "Larry." Loki or "Larry" as you all like to refer to, shows some pretty overt ND traits in the series. In the movies, they're more ambiguous and more "masked" and thus more palatable (Loki also has less screentime). In Thor 1, I'd have considered Loki "ND-coded (especially in my heart, always) but not explicitly so", whereas in the series, it's more in your face (not confirmed by Word-of-God, but I do similar shit and went like "He's just like me!").

I think it's fine to say that you think the characterization was inconsistent with those from the movies and to not like the writing of the series, but tone it down with the insults. How do you think it looks like when people say a character that acts a bit like you is now "foolish" or "stupid" and that you'd rather Larry be dead because he's overtly expressive and "exaggerated"...

Subjecting Loki and Sylvie to the Aloy Treatment "from fans"

So, I didn't want to say it on my post about how people are too harsh on Loki and Sylvie's wardrobes on the series and are putting more importance on aesthetics rather than storytelling, but you all are sounding like the "fans" that redesigned Aloy, from a post-apocalyptic setting, with a full face of makeup. I find it interesting it's a primarily male-presenting queer character also getting this treatment. Here's my post:

#Loki (2021) #Loki series #femicide mention #mcu!loki #mcu!sylvie #larry #hot takes #IStartShit #i chose violence

[sparkleshipper07]

Hello Mobius

Loki s2 finale spoiler au

900 or so words.

Give it a read if you like or keep scrolling.

Loki returns…

"I might just wait here a little bit..." Mobius stared out at the house in front of him. He didn't go nearer. Despite seeing it full-two kids and a jetski-the place looked empty in his eyes. Hollow somehow-like a tree that died and had its green leaves fall away.

The sun was warm against his skin as he felt it shine on him. For some reason he still felt cold. "Let time pass..."

"Yes, it's true." A voice rang from behind him out of the blue. "You could do that-however I'd recommend pilfering that jetski over there. Seems like a much better time. Far less boring. Or better yet-sneak in, grab your work keys off the kitchen counter, and go for that lovely green one back at the sales office. That's what I would do. If I was you."

"What the shit-" The words tumbled from Möbius's lips as he spun round. His eyes widened. His heart nearly stopped.

"Loki!?"

The other man smiled at him. Hands shoved in his pockets as he stood casually like he hadn't sacrificed himself to eternity in a damned tree of time.

"Hello Mobius." The words were warmer than the sun beating down from the sky. 

Möbius's brain was struggling to figure out what he was even seeing. Loki was standing in front of him. Fine. Completely fine. He didn't look like he was carrying the weight of the world-or time for that matter- on his shoulders. He appeared as free as air, in a suit with a green tie, stylish shoes on his feet, and the happiest of smiles.

"Hello Mobius..." the former time agent repeated the words in a whisper, staring in disbelief. His brain was stalling-it couldn't process what or rather who was standing before him.

"Yes, hello. Is that not your preferred name any-" Loki didn't get to finish his sentence. As soon as the god opened his mouth to speak a second time Mobius closed the distance between them, and socked him in the jaw.

For an all seeing all knowing god of time-Loki failed to see it coming. Or perhaps he just once again accepted his fate-it was after all, what he deserved.

Loki groaned, strewn on the grass, hand reaching up to gingerly touch his assaulted cheek. "Ow..." Loki remarked slowly as he sat up. "...that hurt."

"Good. It was supposed to!" Mobius threw a hand in the air his other resting on his hip, against his belt. "What the hell, Loki!? I saw you walk into a void!"

Loki shrugged as if it were no big deal. "It was the quickest way to where I needed to be. Timelines are quite heavy, you know."

"How are you even here?" Mobius threw his hand down-words all but hissed through grit teeth.

"Mobius, I'm a god." Loki said the words with a mirth filled chuckle. "Have you forgotten that tidbit of information?"

"You're godhood doesn't answer shit. Start talkin'."  Mobius nodded his head at him expectantly.

Loki smiled, hands shoved into his pockets. "I spent centuries honing my abilities. One such ability was time slipping-the ability to physically slip into a past version of myself."

"Okay, but then how are you holding time together right now? Shit is everything going to unravel?" Mobius started looking around expecting everything to turn to sphagetti.

"No. No. No." Loki moved forwards again hands gently resting against the other man's arms. "Mobius, I'm still there."

"How-how can you be there and here?"

Möbius's eyebrows furrowed in confusion. He didn't get it. The Loki standing in front of him was no illusion. He was solid. So how?

"Because I took it a step further. I simply projected my consciousness through time into this body. I didn't have to so much as wiggle a toe."

"Projected consciousness..." Mobius rubbed at his face. "So you're what? Daydreaming on the job right now?"

"It's a little more deliberate than that-but if that's how you wish to think of it. Yes." Loki nodded proudly. "The only hiccup is that-"

"Is that you can't do it for very long." Mobius sighed with a nod. "It's alright. I understand."

"What? No. Please, this is easy as pie. Holding time together is subconscious- really. I barely have to think about it, but my magic in this form is severely stunted. I've got about 1/5 of my usual power. The rest is dedicated to all time."

"Oh. Well, I'm sorry, that must be very hard for you."

"Yes." Loki sighed. "It is. Anyways, shall we go grab you that Jetski? My timelines. My rules and I decree you can do whatever the hell you like."

Mobius smiled. He clapped Loki on the shoulder. "I think I'd rather buy you a drink."

Loki's smile spread wider. "Okay."

"You've earned it."

"I should hope so."

"Sorry about the punch."

"No. No. It's fine. Thor's given me worse."

"Oh yeah? You visiting him after me?"

"Perhaps." Loki waved his hand a green portal opening before them. There was a green shimmer to his eyes that matched it. "I'd like you to meet him."

"Well, who would I be to deny a god?"

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Had to fix it. I just had to. I might turn this into a short series maybe? Loki and Mobius galavanting through timelines- meeting his family, or something idk. Would people like that? Should I do it? Let me know!

#loki series #loki #loki season 2 #loki laufeyson #loki spoilers #mcu loki #lokius

[mischief-lies-and-stories]

Loki Episode 4 Incoherent Thoughts

I know we have two more episodes. I know it's (probably) gonna be fine. But goddamn, guys.

I hope this episode doesn't completely disprove the end of my fic so soon.

Also the word Heart in the title is turning me into more of an absolute Fool

This intro is making me very upset

HOW DID THIS RECORDING GET BACK TO THE TVA IN THE WAR ROOM

OH SHIT

OH FUCKING SHIT

NO YOU'RE NOT, YOU DOUCHE

Welp, already. Before the title card. Damn.

Why does the door stay open at the end of the last episode for Loki and Mobius, but close immediately in this one though?

Sylvie!

Wait no Heart is in the title.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF RENSLAYER AND MINUTES END UP TOGETHER AND THE ONLY GAY REP WE GET IS THE VILLAIN LADY AND THE ANIMATED CLOCK I'M GONNA LOSE IT

Loki being soft and gentle is KILLING ME

You didn't need to give me that long of a shot on that screen. I know the future's approaching.

B15 I WOULD DIE FOR YOU

Fucking hell I love this. I want the end of this so bad to be lokius and Sylvie as my trio but not a throuple.

Gaybies!

His number two fan!

LOOK AT CASEY BACK THERE SMILING LIKE A PROUD BOYFRIEND I'M SORRY I SHIP THESE TWO SO BAD

ANOTHER REASON WHY HIS NAME IS OUROBOROS I'M DYING

OH MY GOD HE SAID THE THING OB YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THE THING I'M SCREAMING

OH MY GOD THIS IS KILLING ME

SYLVIE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE

OB YOU MADE MINI-FIGURES?!

STOP I HAVE TOO MANY THINGS TO WRITE I CANNOT WRITE A FIC WHERE OB DMS THEIR DND CAMPAIGN

OB'S NOT SO SUBTLE LOOK AT SYLVIE WHEN HE SAYS "When someone killed He Who Remains" AND HER RESPONDING LOOK OF PRIDE LIKE 'Thank you, and I'd do it again' AND LOKI LIKE 'Not in front of the variant, please' IS FUCKING SENDING ME

"And ruined my life" OB YOU'RE MY FAVORITE OFFICIALLY

THE BICKERING IS BACK BABYYY ALSO IT'S ABSOLUTELY YOUR TURN LOKI HE'S RIGHT

CASEY AND OB JUST IDLY WATCHING THE BANTER I CANNOT WITH THIS EPISODE OH MY GOD

SYLVIE JUMPING INTO THE BICKERING OH NO OH NO (this is an oh no for me, maybe I'll explain what oh no means in reaction posts later, if anything comes of this one. God I hope not)

Loki is a very fast runner

VICTOR

But also please do not come in the way of Casey and OB

Ohhh fuck

I thought she was gonna restore his memories without permission, I really did

[I just paused typing the reactions because I thought of a theory OH MY GOD]

LOKI DON'T GO AFTER HER YOU KEEP CHOOSING MO STOP

OH FUCKING BRAD AGAIN

WHY ARE THEY ALL IN THERE THAT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA

THIS IS ABOUT TO BE A PRISON RIOT

B15 NO YOU CAN'T TRUST THEM

They're for sure gonna go for it AND THEN TURN ON YOU WHEN IT'S TIME

NO THAT'S THEIR PLACE

Lord please don't kiss

Loki you're doing great sweetie please don't try to kiss her

LOKI STOP I'M GONNA WRITE A POEM IF YOU KEEP SPITTING WISDOM

SYLVIE YOU'VE SEEN WIZARD OF OZ??!!

Don't you DARE FUCKING kiss her

Oh thank god

FUCK YOU RENSLAYER

FUCK OFF BITCH

BRAD THAT'S A BOLD FACE LIE

MINUTES GO FUCK YOURSELF (Timely's not gonna do it, after all)

EEEWWW

MINUTES YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU'RE SMILING THAT'S DISGUSTING

BRAD YOU BETTER TURN ON A BITCH

THE TEMPAD ISN'T WORKING??!!

This is weird

WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS WEIRD SHIT

BRAD YOU MOTHER FUCKER DON'T! FUCK

MOBIUS WHAT DID YOU PLAY? I BET IT WAS CANDY CRUSH AND AMONG US

FUCKING HELL I HATE THIS SO FUCKING MUCH FUCK THIS

TIMELY OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD SYLVIE

FUCK MY BRAIN IS MOVING FAST AND GOD I HATE IT I KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN I PAUSED IT

SO IT MIGHT NOT HAPPEN TILL NEXT WEEK BUT: So they're separated, Sylvie gets up, pries open the elevator doors in time to see past Loki get pruned but thinks it's current Loki. And she's very upset about it. Then current Loki shows up and they reunite and she kisses him for real this time. GOD PLEASE NO I'M GONNA BE NERVOUS FOR THE NEXT SEVENTEEN MINUTES MINUS WHENEVER THAT HAPPENS.

ON THE OTHER HAND IF YOU JUST HUG HIM I CAN HANDLE THAT

THERE'S PAST LOKI SHIT HERE WE GO

ELEVATOR BROKEN. I MIGHT START CRYING PREMATURELY

IF I GET THIS RIGHT I'M GONNA BE SHOCKED I NEVER PREDICT THINGS RIGHT EVEN IF THEY'VE BEEN HEAVILY FORESHADOWED.

I DON'T WANT THIS TO BE THE MOMENT I CHECK OFF THAT BINGO SQUARE PLEASE NO

SYLVIE GOOD GIRL OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO SMART THIS IS WHY YOU ARE THE SUPERIOR VARIANT

WAIT WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHO'S ON THE PHONE THOUGH

WAIT PAUSED AGAIN. WAS I ORIGINALLY RIGHT, DOES FUTURE LOKI PRUNE PAST LOKI? OKAY EVERYTHING ABOUT MY PREDICTION IS THE SAME EXCEPT SHE'S ONLY UPSET UNTIL PAST BOI DISAPPEARS BECAUSE CURRENT BOI IS RIGHT THERE. OKAY PRESSING PLAY AGAIN

RIPPING OPEN THE DOOR, CURRENT LOKI WITH PRUNE STICK Y'ALL AS SOON AS I FIGURED OUT HE ACTUALLY GOT PRUNED FROM BEHIND I SAID IT WAS LOKI

DO IT LOKI MOBIUS NEEDS YOU

OH RIGHT YOU NEED TO SEE SYLVIE RIGHT. I forgot you understood this shit better than I do.

There's a guy in another apartment yelling ARGH, and that's a BIG MOOD right now dude lol.

"I promise you this will make sense." You're killing me Loki PLEASE DON'T KISS HER

ANSWER THE PHONE

STOP YELLING RANDOM DUDE IN MY BUILDING, EVERYTHING'S OKAY (FOR NOW)

FUCK YES DO IT, OB

ALSO THANK GOD NO KISS YET

This man is still yelling and it's been like 3-5 minutes.

I AGREE WITH LOKI AND SYLVIE LOL

YEAH DIE BITCH

OH SHIT I WAS GONNA FUCKING SAY NOT AGAIN BUT SHE SAID HER PIECE HOLY SHIT

GET HIM

YES

YES FUCKING DIE

Thanks V

TELL HIM LOKI

NO TIMELY I WANT LOKI TO TELL MOBIUS AND I DON'T TRUST YOU THAT MUCH

AND LOKI'S FOR SURE A FASTER RUNNER

I DON'T LIKE THAT WE THINK WE'RE GONNA FIGURE OUT-- FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

OH NO

NOOOOOOOOO IT'S THE SHOT NOOOOOOOO

WAIT WAIT DID HE TIME SLIP OR TURN INTO BLACK HOLE SPAGHETTI [Pretty sure it's the second one]

wait. Why are there pictures of the episode including the last scene in the files at the TVA? (I know it's the credits but I'm choosing to accept it as canon)

It all comes down to Brad I guess??

I. Need to go like. Stare at a wall for a little bit or something.

#loki #loki tv show #loki season 2 #sylvie laufeydottir #mobius m mobius #loki season 2 spoilers #loki 2x04 #that was certainly an episode

[tokyo-revengers-writings]

Hello~! If I may request a One-shot with Ran and Rindo and a younger sibling? Who's part of Toman and they end up seeing them at a fight and maybe try and drag there sibling away?

A/n: Ofc you may request Haitani content! (I love them so much, for some weird reason.) The reader is about the Kawata's age (16 ish), given that Rindou and Ran are old men. This takes place during the Kantou incident. I may or may not have added a bit of angst, so I hope you enjoy!

You still remember the first words that came out of Mikey’s mouth when you told him you wanted to join Toman:

“I know that last name.”

Everybody knows that last name; it’s like a curse.

Haitani.

Y/n Haitani.

You never blamed anyone for being cautious; your older brothers were notorious for their gruesome nature and their hold on Roppongi.

But you’re not your brothers.

You could not be happier when Mikey set his worries aside and assigned you to Toman’s Fourth Division.

“Smiley’s a bit hard to handle,” Mikey told you, “But you’re strong and smart, and he has his brother to hold him back.”

Toman trul felt like a family. Sure, they had their moments, but for the most part, everyone was so kind. Even to somebody like you, they extended a hand and gave you a chance.

You stood tall next to Souya as Toman was beginning its fight with Tenjiku. All of you were scared; the 4th and 2nd division captains were gone, and so were the president and vice-president.

But nobody could be as scared as you were.

As Peh and Shion faced each other, you couldn’t help but scan the crowd of Tenjiku higher ups.

Then, you saw them.

Ran and Rindou Haitani.

You waited until Shion fell for you go make your move, running with Souya to knock out the lower-level Tenjiku fodder. You thought that if you snuck-

“Well, well, well,” You knew that voice, “If it isn’t the fourth division.”

The moment you turned around to face your older brothers, you could see the shock in their faces.

“Y/n?” Rindou asked, his voices lace with concern.

“What the fuck are you doing with Toman?” Ran screamed.

You gritted your teeth, “You would know if you actually talked to me every once in a while!”

“Listen to me,” Rindou lowered his voice, “You need to get the hell outta here before you get killed. This fight is gonna be nasty.”

“You know what Mikey will-”

“I don’t give a shit about Mikey!” Ran interrupted, “Get your ass outta here before you go out in a hearse, understand? This isn’t some kid fight like Valhalla or Mobius! Get that pompom looking-ass to cover you or something!”

“They’re right. I can cover-”

“No, Souya,” you put your arm out, “I’m standing my ground.”

Rindou put his arms on your shoulder, “You think we’re joking? We’ve killed people fighting; we’ve all killed people, alright?”

“They won’t target someonw who’s related to a higher-up.”

“They’re ruthless,” Ran came behind RIndou, “They won’t care that you’re a Haitani; if anything, they’ll make it more brutal. Come on, stop being stuborn and get the fuck outta here! We love you, and we don’t want to go to your funural in a few days!”

You looked to SOuya and waited for him to nod.

“I love you both too,” You gave each of your brothers a hug before you set off for Roppongi.

…

As soon as you entered the house and turned the TV on, all you could hear about was the conflict.

Three dead:

Izana Kurokawa.

Emma Sano.

Kisaki Tetta.

Five Arrested:

Shion Madrime.

Yasuhiro Mucho.

Mochizuki Kanji.

Ran Haitani.

Rindou Haitani.

Those last two names burned into your brain as you tried to process the news. Your older brothers, the people you look up to the most, the people who you saw less than two hours ago, wouldn’t be coming home.

“No, no, no!” You screamed, throwing the TV remote at the wall, “They’re fine. They’ll come home, we’ll eat dinner, and we’ll go to sleep after watching a movie! They’ll come home!”

But even your brain couldn’t deny the fact of the matter:

Your brothers won’t be coming home.

~~~

Masterlist

#tokyo revengers angst #tokyo revngers #tokyo revengers #ran haitani #angst #haitani brothers #tokyo revengers oneshot #ran and rindou #haitani ran #haitani rindou #rindo haitani #rindou haitani #haitani angst #tokyorev rindou #tokyorev ran #tokrev rindou #tokrev ran