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Ravenclaw: I failed my safety training course today.
Slytherin: Why, what happened?
Ravenclaw: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"
Slytherin: And?
Ravenclaw: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.
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just-antithings · 2 years
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don't like being called conservatives, don't like being called puritans, don't like being called cops but god forbid you don't get to act like those things and police fandom content that makes you uncomfortable by doing fucking awful shit to the people who engage with said content, exactly like those three groups.
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“I think it would be funny if Hebe, being the goddess of youth, uses her godly powers to give wrinkles to any woman who tries to usurp her mama's position as Zeus' wife and queen of Olympus.”
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William Afton fictive culture is "goddammit, sing marijuana!"
You know who it is >:3
"GOD DAMMIT SING MARIJUANA" BEST THING SPOKEN AT THAT CONCERT ISTG
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sapphicseptemberhub · 2 years
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hey there! just wondering, is this event going to be running again this year?
hey! thanks for your interest.
ideally, i would love for sapphic september to happen again! however, last year i, as the lead mod, severely underestimated my workload starting college and put a lot of undue stress on my plate trying to balance all of my commitments. i loved running sapphic september, but in order to keep it running this year it's likely that i'll have to pass the baton as leader to someone else. i am very much accepting offers from anyone who would like to help run the event this coming year! it would be very much appreciated! the fate of the event is unclear as of right now, but we hope you'll be patient as we figure everything out.
reblogging this post is allowed, in case anyone else was curious about what's going on with the event or would like to help out in any way.
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Queer asian (more specifically second gen immigrant) culture is sobbing while watching Everything Everywhere All At Once
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nyx-sagau-dreams · 1 year
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Will you be my Valentine?
SAGAU. Your fave has figured out what day it is, and wants to make it special for you!
For my Aro readers, I have done my best to make sure this can be read as platonic as well! Let me know if I have made a mistake!
On this Valentine's Day, you've logged into your Genshin as usual. It's been a not so great day, and you're muttering about it while the game boots up.
"God, Valentine's Day is just. So bad this year. Not one card? Really? Not one acknowledgement of my existence?" You sighed in frustration and pain. "It's fine, at least it's Beidou's birthday. Time for a cute letter."
But when you opened your mailbox, you found more than just Beidou's birthday mail waiting for you.
In fact, for some reason, you had a message and a gift from your favorite character(s)! Felling quite surprised, you read each message in full.
The letter you were reading was kind, full of sweet reminders that you were cared for. It seemed almost too perfect and too real to have been programmed by the game developers.
It felt like your fave(s) were actually paying attention to you, even taking notice of your struggles.
"What a nice surprise from Hoyoverse," you said with a soft smile. "I wonder what letters my friends got?"
Little did you know... your friends didn't get any at all.
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clericofshadows · 2 months
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NYX “PHOENIX” SHEPARD - 4/??? MASS EFFECT 1 - POST UNC: BESIEGED BASE IMMERSIVE NORMANDY TRANSMISSIONS MOD
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naomiknight-17 · 1 month
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One of my bestest friends is having a baby today and I can't be there and it's making me a bit crazy
When my other bestie had her babies I was there... I feel so useless ack
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sieglinde-freud · 4 days
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illness in the head tonight which means im thinking about these sad fucks again what are you two fucking talking about god be normal (i’ve never been normal about them once in my life)
also this is irrelevant but this is my fav laslow expression
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like he looks like a kicked bunny. “haha noo dont call yourself a monster youre so sexy ahaha” kinda thing ykwim
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Slytherin, Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff: *clicking pens rhythmically*
Gryffindor: are they talking about me?
Slytherin: *sarcastically* Yes we used all our free time to learn a dying form of communication just to talk about you right in front of you
Hufflepuff: that's exactly what we did
Ravenclaw: yes we did
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“Lore Olympus is probably the only media I can think of besides Awkward Hades where Zeus actually acts like a youngest child. A lot of other depictions of him make him the slutty Mufasa to Hades' Scar, so it's nice to see an author remember that Zeus is the youngest of Kronos and Rhea's kids.”
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Haiii same weemies with GHOST sp/in: adding this to le blog
"all of that was supposed to land on you guys, not on us- for this we'll do something we very rarely do and call upon jesus!" *leaf-blower guy comes out* "all the way from new york! kevin ___ as Jesus Christ!" *kevin runs off stage* "aw you're just gonna leave? you suck dude-"
need a sign off so erm.. "~ 🩷🦇" will do !!
~ 🩷🦇
woah its the host answering this one- for anyone who was at the ritual on tuesday you saw this all happen. for those who weren't the wind put all the glitter/confetti/whatever it was (idk we were far from the stage) that was released into the crowd during mummy dust back onto the stage and it was the funniest shit
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which one are you
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Kanade
WHAT IS THIS???
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queer asian culture is the song lava hohhh my god dude it is the song Lava
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nyx-sagau-dreams · 1 year
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Hey how does you think sagau would react from a neglectful family? How would our housekeepers react to a reader who's forced to live in a place that's absolutely filthy? Like anything they do to help ends up being a Sisyphean task. The stress keeps surmounting until they feel doomed by their environment. And the people themselves are.. uncoordinated to say the least. I like to imagine Thoma would have a few choice words.
Thank you so much for being my first requester <333I hope this is to your liking.
Since you only mentioned Thoma specifically, I only wrote for him. I hope that's okay <33
Ft. Thoma
Gender neutral reader.
Rest, Creator, In Thoma's Arms
The first time you'd left Thoma facing your screen while you ran off to handle yet another task, he was bewildered. The room he could see wasn't exactly a disaster per say, but it wasn't as well kept as he was expecting from one such as you.
He waited for almost an hour for you to return, and when you did, he was shocked to see tears on your face. You seemed startled to find your screen on.
You wiped the tears off as you mumbled, "Must have forgotten to turn this off. Oh well, since I'm back, I might as well keep playing. It's not like I can do anything more. Not yet. Please. Not yet."
You broke down in front of the screen, your face hidden in your arms. But that wasn't the end of it. You stood up, still frustrated and crying, and started to roughly move things around the room.
"Useless, pointless, there's so much to do, I'm the only one who can do anything around here! Why won't they care?! What did they even have that was so much more important than giving us, giving me, a little attention!" You dunked another handful of laundry into the basket again, breathing heavily.
"I shouldn't have to waste my life doing my parents' jobs for them," you whispered.
Thoma struggled with every bit of his power to break the code controlling him, to tell you that you weren't alone. To tell you that even if your parents were awful, neglectful people, that you still had support. That you had him. Oh, how he longed to jump through the mysterious barrier between you and him and give you a hug, and to make you rest while he gave the other people in your home a stern talking to.
The next time it happened, he waited for two and a half hours. Then, when you came back, you couldn't even stay, because you were up to your elbows in dust and soot? And you were around just long enough to grab fresh clothes and disappear again.
Thoma watched time and time again as you were worked to the bone, your dysfunctional siblings not even making the situation easier for you. His conviction in helping you grew stronger and stronger, and in the times where you had logged off the game, or even times where you'd left the game on, he would research a million different way to try to get you out of there.
As far as Thoma, and other he asked, could tell, you turned to them for an escape, for a slim bit of comfort of somewhere where you were more in control of your situations.
So what if...
He brought you here?
For real?
For good?
Forever?
You would never have to work yourself to the point of falling asleep while doing your commissions (He took over then and always made sure you finished them). You'd never have to have another fight about how much work you did compared to your siblings. You'd never have to cry because you went unattended to.
You would be safe. Cared for. Able to rest.
And Thoma would finally be able to do something for the Creator who'd expanded his world like no one else.
So the next time you fell asleep while playing, he would finally be able to save you.
You were exhausted. Down to the bone. A kind of fatigue that can't be slept away, can't be bathed away. A kind of fatigue that you might never recover from.
You'd turned on Genshin Impact, just long enough to do your commisions you swore, and smiled at the sight of Thoma on your screen. Your commissions were set in Mondstadt, so they were fairly easy, but halfway through the first one you were already struggling to stay awake. By the time you'd finished the second one, you had just closed your eyes for half a second....
Thoma risked a glance behind him, and breathed a sigh of relief to see that you had indeed fallen asleep. He quietly pulled out the bag of shiny gems that he'd gotten from the traveller and Paimon after asking them how they'd gotten so many companions.
To anyone else, maybe it was silly or dumb, but Thoma was taking this seriously.
Besides.
Traveler and Paimon weren't the only ones who'd managed to summon people in Teyvat.
So Thoma threw the sparkling gems into the sky. One wish, two wishes, three wishes. More and more wishes. He wish he'd asked how many he'd need. He didn't want to waste any, though, so he just kept doing one wish at a time.
Finally, wish 57. Gold appeared in the sky. Even brighter than the gold that had encompassed Lady Ayaka or Lord Ayato. He turned to where he had seen you before only to see nothing. As the star fell, he opened his arms for you, catching you gently.
And when you opened your eyes, he grinned. "Welcome to Teyvat, Creator. You'll never have to work so hard, ever again. Please rest now."
Despite the shock and fear you might have felt at first, and how you wanted to cry over his thoughtfullness, you did. Even if this was just a dream, being told to rest and that things would be different put you at ease. So you let Thoma take care of you, the exhaustion dragging you back under again as he carried you to Windrise.
~fin~
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