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#modern!thor
syntheticavenger · 9 months
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new rules - fourteen
Has it really been a year since I wrote for this fic? Sheesh!
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word count: 2.5K
warnings: 18+ ONLY. Language, mentions of regicide, mentions of violence, angst, mentions of cheating (not on the Reader), vaginal fingering, oral sex (f receiving), talks of virginity and sexuality.
prince! steve rogers x princess reader
amazing moodboard by @pictures-inmy-mind | divider by @firefly-graphics​
new rules masterlist
summary | done with his daughter’s antics, a king makes a decree that she will marry one of his king’s guards, whether she wants to or not.
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Grace peers outside, the handwritten letter crushed in her hand, aware of the person standing behind her.
“Are you here to give me your apologies?” Her voice is controlled, even as she feels herself losing the battle with her composure.
“Would it make it better?” 
Your father stands behind her, eyes focusing on the letter in her hand. Grace lifts her head higher, breathing in deeply, her back to him still.
“No. I’d much prefer you tell me that you told me so. Do you believe this is the best course of action? Removing a queen from her kingdom?”
“Better than her being dragged out by her husband’s mistress and his bastard son.”
Her breath catches in her throat at his words, the letter fluttering to the ground. Her forehead presses against the glass, her exhale fogging up the window.
“I always thought that I did everything right. I followed the rules to the letter, Father. I gave up what I wanted for a title. A marriage that joined our two kingdoms together because I was the oldest and I needed to set an example. I have always been the golden child and now, because of a scandal, I have to leave everything I’ve gained? Do you not see how insulting that is for me? For my girls? I wanted a life of my own and I almost had that once but this… this was my duty and I did it.”
“Do you not trust your father? It is for the best.”
“The best for whom?” Grace whirls around, tears in her eyes. “For your precious other daughters? The ones who share your very blood?”
“This is not what this is about. It is about the strength of our family, despite the circumstances you have found yourself in. You are my daughter, through and through. If I did not have the amount of love for you that I have had since I laid eyes on you, since the moment I knew your mother was going to have you, I would not be standing here to help you out of this scandal.”
“It is his scandal to bear! Not mine!”
“Then you will never understand what it means to be a queen. Nor will you ever understand the amount of slander and libel that will be lobbied in your direction once they hear he has decided to move in his new family. I will handle this, make no mistake, my child. For when you hurt, I hurt. When my family is broken, I will exact revenge, I promise you that. I promise my granddaughters the same. You will move from this house, to Codmare Cottage with the girls.”
“Father, I -”
“Now, Grace. I will have your things packed up but you must go.”
Sniffling, Grace pushes past her father, leaving him to pick up the letter and examine it, before he lowers his head in dismay.
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Thor peeks in on Brunn, her weapons laid out on the counter, freshly cleaned and repaired. Without even turning around, she places her hands on the counter.
“What do you want?”
“There’s a briefing in a little. Queen Grace is heading to Codmare within the next few hours.”
“Noted,” Brunn says quietly. “Anything else?”
“Yes.”
She turns to look over her shoulder, Thor swallowing hard at the sight of her. She’s never cried before in front of him, let alone show any emotion but he can see her teeth running over her lower lip, as if she wants to say something.
“Will you be assisting her?” Brunn asks him.
Thor shakes his head at her question.
“No. She will be assigned to Sam. I told you, Brunnhilde, it was in the past.”
“So that makes it okay?”
“No, it doesn’t,” Thor answers her, taking a step inside. “I want you to understand that just because it’s the past doesn’t mean I turn my back on it. It isn’t a closed door, something that remains off limits. It won’t be until I can make it up to you.”
“Make it up to me?” Brunn scoffs, nodding her head in disbelief. “Does she know that you’re finished? That you can just walk away like it never happened? Does she know about you and her younger sister?”
“She knows I’m finished,” Thor responds. “I let her know in the best way I could. I’m sorry, Brunnhilde. I can sit with these feelings that I have, the feelings I have for you and reconcile that what I’ve done was wrong and that I have hurt you. I know that.”
“Good,” Brunn shoots back, turning her back on him. “Then you’ll know me well enough that I need to be alone.”
“I do. Sam will be around in an hour or so to settle in and get information. I’ve told him to come to you if you have any questions on what she would require.”
“Where will you be?”
“On a task.”
When she can no longer feel him behind her, Brunn exhales a breath, focusing on the weapons on the table in front of her.
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“I’m not supposed to be here, you know,” Steve says against your forehead, your eyes closing at the feel of his arms around you. “Your father would have my head for this.”
“Would he?” you whisper, nuzzling his beard before kissing him. “I believe this is your proper place.”
“Not yet,” he purrs against your neck. “Though your pictures did you no justice when I see you in person, you brat.”
His fingers slip between your legs, his fingers inching up inside you.
“I can’t tell what you like better,” he wonders, your back arching slightly when his lips kiss your collarbone. “Earlier it was my mouth… maybe it’s both?”
“Maybe.” You shiver, feeling him move down lower, his hands seemingly everywhere and nowhere all at once, enough to make you dizzy with how he knows just where to touch, where to kiss that you’re uncertain that he doesn’t have a map of your body somewhere.
Or, he’s just that good, something your brain realizes, shutting down the jealous response that threatens to rear its ugly head. None of that matters now, not when he’s spent the weekend in your bed, teaching you new things and learning what you like, stopping short of giving you what you truly want. Lia has made it seem like heaven and earth but you’re not sure if it could be better than his hands.
“S-Steve,” you keen, your thighs in his hands, his tongue dipping into your entrance.
“Hmm?”
“Oh my god,” you pant, Steve nipping at the sensitive skin.
“It’s Steve,” he teases before his fingers find a rhythm that leaves you breathless.
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King Adam opens the door to his office, a man sitting in his chair, looking up in surprise.
“Ah, King Adam,” the tall, slender man purrs with a smile and nod. “Lovely to see you in the flesh.”
“I must say that you are bold. Last time I heard news of you, it was that you were locked away, awaiting a trial, was it? I don’t think King Joseph takes kindly to one kidnapping a princess, lest it be one that is in the sights of his prodigal son.”
“A mere piece of a puzzle, I assure you, Your Majesty,” Loki responds with a grin. “Though I assure you that no trial can hold me. I created the narrative for Brokelen and I simply do not any longer.”
“They know you as a traitor to the crown.”
“And you know me as a keeper of your secrets,” Loki reminds him. “Or at least, I was, until you decided to think with your other head. How do you think your people will take your mistress? Your bastard son? To install them into the palace is quite bold, Your Majesty. Some may say foolish.”
“What I do is my business. My wife is frigid, a bastard of her own name. What is another?”
“Precisely why I am here. You tell me what you know and I will craft your relationship into a more… palatable story.”
“You’re a wanted man.”
“And you’re about to be a disgraced king. Which will it be? Lose what little respect you have on the world stage or keep your secret.”
“Grace knows already.”
“So she does. Banished to Codmore Cottage, I believe. The family is doing its own damage control. Not that I can blame them. She’s done much to bring shame to her family.”
“So have you,” King Adam sneers. “You’re worse than I am.”
“No, Your Majesty. We are simply cut from the same cloth. I’m slightly tailored better than you, of course. It’s quite simple. I want Brokelen to fall and you want to keep your secret from getting out. We can come to an accord, I am sure.”
“What is it?”
Loki stands, extending his hand.
“That’s for me to create and for you to follow along. For now, keep your mistress and child where they are. Let me handle the rest.”
King Adam shakes it, Loki nodding.
“Lay low,” Loki instructs. “Not a peep out of you, Your Majesty, until I say so.”
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The door opens for Grace, a handsome man standing at the door, offering his hand. There are no photographers, no paparazzi yelling her name. Only the sound of the water fountain in the background, the crunch of her heels on the gravel when she finally stands.
Codmore Cottage seems smaller than she remembers, the lights on upstairs as she’s well aware that is where her daughters are. Humiliation hits her when she’s led up the steps, thinking of what she’s left behind.
There’s only so much emotion one can keep inside, the door opening to the well decorated space. This is where she will call home until she can find a suitable replacement, even if her father has told her that it may take a while. It feels surreal to know she’s removed from a place that she once only dreamed about, only to have it cruelly stolen from her.
This man that introduces himself to her as Sam isn’t Thor, the comfort she once sought out but now knows will never happen again.
He said it himself in writing.
Perhaps the apology was a deathblow to her pride, Thor putting an explanation to paper as to why it was and always had been a mistake. Through his words, she can tell that someone else is on his mind, one that cannot compare to her – though it sounds like he doesn’t want to even begin to try. 
“Your aides will be here tomorrow,” Sam reminds her gently, Grace simply nodding at his words. “Is there anything I can do for you in the meantime?”
“I want to be alone.”
“Of course. I’ll be outside if you need.”
Once the door closes, Grace lets herself cry, ripping off the wedding ring from her finger and throwing it against the wall in a fit of anger, covering her mouth to keep from crying.
Exiled.
It’s a heavy word, one that she repeats over and over until she can’t hold it in any longer. Her lapses in judgment ended as quickly as they had come. You would never have to endure such a thing, such a rampant disrespect as she.
Neither would Lia.
Speaking to the press is forbidden, something Grace knows is completely off limits and yet she yearns to tell her side of the story, to accuse her husband of the same cruelty that she has inflicted on her own family.
So much to say and no one to say it to that will listen.
“Mother?” comes the voice of one of the girls. “Are you alright?”
“Fine,” Grace answers quickly. “Stay upstairs, my angels. I’ll be up in a moment.”
Patting her pocket, she realizes that she doesn’t have Thor’s letter, her panicked thoughts sending her toward the foyer to search through her purse.
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Steve knocks on the door to your father’s office. It’s early enough for him to know that there is no one else there to answer as his aides aren’t up until another hour.
“Come in,” your father instructs from the other side, Steve opening the door and closing it behind him.
“Your Majesty,” Steve says with a bow of his head.
“This is formal,” your father says with a hint of curiosity in his voice. “And early.”
“I’ve come to tell you that I’m heading out to Brokelen. There’s a threat. Loki escaped his cell and fled.”
“My God,” your father mutters. “What do you need?”
“That’s not why I’m here. I can handle Loki on my own. I’ve come for another matter.”
“Oh?”
Steve places a box on the table, your father looking up at him.
“I want to marry her, Your Majesty. I don’t care where, quite honestly. I just… I know what I feel, former agreements notwithstanding. I would like your permission.”
Your father stands up, pushing the chair back.
“Then you shall have it, my son.”
Steve nods, your father handing him the ring box.
“You must promise me one thing,” your father continues.
“Anything, Your Majesty.”
“You will never crush her spirit the way I did once. Let her be wild, let her be herself. In that, she will be your greatest gift.”
“Of course,” Steve says, emotion overwhelming him for a moment. “Always.”
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You catch Steve leaving your father’s office, following him silently as he heads outside, taking in the first sight of dawn.
“Are you leaving me again?” you ask, Steve’s shoulders slightly dropping at your question.
“For a little.”
“Why?”
“Because there is unfinished business I need to complete.”
“Loki,” you reply with a nod of your head. “I understand.”
“Do you?” Steve asks you, his head turning toward you.
“I do. Whatever you must do, I trust you to return.”
“Trust or order?”
“Order,” you reply, your head held high. “There’s much I haven’t learned yet.”
“Is that only what I am to you, Princess?” Steve cups your face in his hands. “Or more?”
“A lady never tells.”
“You tell me so much without words.”
He winks at you, making you laugh before you hold him closer.
“Do you promise to make it back in one piece?”
“I can’t promise that. I couldn’t keep you safe, myself.”
Reaching up behind you, you unclasp your necklace, letting it fall into his hands.
“What did they used to call it in the old times? A favor?” you tell him, closing your hand over his. “You keep it safe until you come back and I promise to be on my best behavior.”
“I’ll have a surprise for you when I return.”
You nod, reaching up to pull down his collar to kiss him.
“I love surprises.”
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James opens the door to see Brunn standing in front of him, tossing him a bag that he catches square in his chest.
“Where’s the fight?”
“No fight yet,” Brunn says, turning on her heels. “But we’re going to find King Adam. I have an inkling he knows what’s to come.”
“Does Steve know?”
Brunn continues walking, giving a signal to the Valkyrie that are waiting, rounding the corner while James follows.
“Who do you think sent me?”
“You realize that King Adam probably has his army guarding him wherever he is.”
James looks at the contingent of guards that are waiting, their commander in front of them as he nods at Brunn.
“Then it’s a good thing I know exactly where to find him,” Thor answers him.
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13ag21k · 8 months
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Some of my ships are made of one sunshine boi and a SUPER MASSIVE BLACK HOLE.
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worstloki · 5 months
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@theofreakingbell pointed out that Thor 1 is basically an isekai for Thor and I've been thinking about it since. it really does meet the criteria. Thor getting banished to New Mexico, America, was an isekai setup.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 years
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Steve: Alright everyone pretend you’re gardening! Thor, grab that little hoe!
Thor: [grabs Tony]
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Hello again....If you don't mind me asking, can I ask, what are your top 10 (or top 7) favorite media (can be books/ manga/ anime/movies/tv series/ etc)? Why do you love them? Sorry if you've answered this question before......Thanks so much if you want to answer.....
top 10 favourite media (in no particular order):
- the office (tv)
idk it’s just entertaining and a great show to rewatch over and over again (not a jim fan tho tbh)
- heartstopper (tv)
i LOVE nick and charlie’s relationship, i find nick’s struggle with his sexuality relatable, i loved s2 imogen and i cant wait to see more of her (i think she’s a lesbian tbh), most of all, i love the representation it brings to younger queer kids, the kind i didn’t have and wish i did.
- thor: ragnarok (movie)
ICONIC. SO GOOD. FUNNY. LOKI!!!!!! TESSA THOMPSON!!!!! one of my favourite movies
- a simple favor (movie)
obsessed with blake lively!!! absolutely stunning and an amazing actress!!!! anna kendrick is too. just a lesbian obsessed with blake lively!!! also the plot?!???!!!!!!?!!! so fucking good!! one of my fave movies tbh
- bbc merlin (tv)
i can’t even rewatch this show. like it makes me so sad. but i read fanfic about it every. single. day. only watched cause katie mcgrath is in it and now im obsessed with merthur fanfic.
- red, white and royal blue (movie)
pls it’s so good i can’t even explain
- supergirl (tv)
honestly not even one of my favourites but i loved having a woman superhero!!!! even if the script sucked, especially in the later seasons (forced feminism and queerbaiting). at least there was lesbianism ig ??
- new girl (tv)
such a fucking slay tbh !!! love this show sm !!!
- modern family (tv)
^see new girl^
- brooklyn nine-nine (tv)
^see new girl^
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candlecoo · 2 years
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Thor: you were never the most heroic but you're a deadbeat dad? Really??
Loki: I'm a what? I have a son?? This is news to me what the fuck??
Thor: *squints*
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he's going to be ecstatic when the shock wears off.
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youcancallmemikuu · 5 days
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tw/cw;; some random GOW fluff that i randomly decided to sprout up out of no where. Includes Zenthra, an oc that belongs to my wifey @i-smoke-chapstick . I have permission to use her oc <333
(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Enjoy ~ ♥
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Random little fact i had wandering around my empty head that Kratos actually has a hyperfixation on carving. Like wood carving, from making little wooden toys for Atreus when he was younger to making non lethal wooden weapons for the lil tot. As mentioned in some of my fics and headcannnons he has a wooden bead he keeps on a necklace and i like to think Faye or the reader made it for him and he always has it no matter what. And if he does manage to lose it, all hell will break loose.
I dont think Magni and Modi get enough recognition , like yeah they were alive for a few cutscenes but they’d make amazing characters. Modi would be the type to help his brother with his hair or sum shit, like literally anything Magni needs help with but he’d still tease him and stuff, as siblings do. Magni gives off golden retriever vibes as well as loyal househusband, while Modi is just a menace and will obliterate anything in his way if his spouse is even an atom near direct danger. But i mean, who wouldnt do that?
Heimdall and Zenthra share hobbies like sparring and wine tasting. Aside from their similar hobbies, Heimdall always makes sure he looks through scrolls later to know what his beloved wife is babbling on about from her hometown in Artem. Is it scary that he remembers every word she speaks and every breath she takes? Nah, that’s normal. Definitely. Heimdall is definitely very possessive of his wife and his belongings. Say if they were to have children; they’d never leave his sight. Definitely says shit like”you’ll have to pry them from my cold dead body” if someone dare utters a word about touching their children. Zenthra always has to calm him down and remind him that the kids are watching so he doesnt do something stupid.
Speaking of families, Baldur would love nothing more than to have a family with reader. Thing is hes scared of being a shit dad like Odin. He doesnt want his children to grow up like he did, without love and care , and he definitely doesnt want them to have his curse. Thats mainly why hes hesitant on the topic. He wants his children to feel the world around them, not be numb to it like him. Once reader and him have talks and get comfortable, and they finally have children, hes always making sure he’s being a good dad. Whether it’s asking the children if theyre happy with him or asking you for parental tips. He may not know it, but he makes an amazing father. Though, he acts more like a protective mother around his kids so much than a father..but that’s alright, no one minds.
Heimdall definitely has regular tics. Not like tourettes or anything, just random things he does that he cant control. It doesnt happen all the time, some could pop up one day and be gone for like 4 months. Some of them are moving side to side , playing with his hair , scrunching his face in disgust, things he normally does that have become apart of him. Sometimes while people are talking he’d randomly scoff and they’d be like “oh damn what’d i do?” But in all reality its just a normal tic for him. He hates them , but he cant control them. But they have long gaps , so theyre not very common.
Baldur is one for physical affection. I dont wanna hear that “oh he cant feel so he wouldn’t like it oh blah blah” no. Hes a little baby who hasn’t had affection and love for years, and only wants to feel again. So him having a significant other who gives him kisses and hugs and holds him knowing he cant feel it and still not minding does wonders for his mental health and self esteem. I think some people forget that hes never had a childhood and is a literal 5 year old in an immortal god’s body. Like my guy, it’s cannon he gets happy when it snows. He tries catching snowflakes on his tongue. HES A LITERAL BABY BOY HE DESERVES THE WORLD.
Speaking of baby boys, my baby ATREUS but grown up?? We now hes a giant, so when hes like 19 wouldnt he be taller than his father??? Can you imagine him one day finding out that he can increase his height due to his giant heritage , and he just randomly grows from time to time to get used to it. He wont get used to banging his head on the door, though. Sindri always has spare armour and things for Atreus when hes taller or shorter. Hes like the grandma that always has food for you. Sometimes when he gets excited he’ll grow and not even realize it. Kratos would most definitely shed a tear as he realizes his little boy is a man now.
Would love a happy ending for Thor where he , Thrud , and Sif all live together and they help him stop his addiction. He helps Thrud become the Valkyrie shes always wanted to be, mends his marriage with Sif , forgives Kratos for the past, they all just live a happy life and they’re all calm. But nope, crinkly peepaw had to ruin it. Thor would be the cool dad who drives you around in his truck and blasts your favorite songs, takes you to bars and gets you ginger ale and fries. Let’s you wear whatever you want, lets you like what you like, lets you live your life but is always there to support you. He gives those vibes.
Welp, that’s all for now. Still have writers block. Sighhhh, im bored.
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lesbian-deadpool · 2 years
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Thor: My problem is, sometimes, I’m just too proud to ask for help.
Y/N: Seriously?!
Y/N: You still ask Loki to cut your steak.
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toasthaste · 4 months
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it's funny what things do and don't get labelled fanfiction. every single piece of modern media based on greek mythology or shakespeare is fanfiction to a greater or lesser extent. any media property that gets passed around to new writers in the company is literally just closed-source fanfiction! But when people talk about the inherent storytelling limitations of fanfiction, or the ways in which it's writing on easymode, they never seem to be referring to any of that stuff.
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blee-bleep · 9 months
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so like i binged-read 55 chapters of vinland saga and
holy shit, i was put off with how incredibly sexist it was, but the story was a little TOO GOOD to be dropped. and i only stopped because my retinas could only take so much.
Askeladd, you dropped this my king 👑
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Merry Christmas, please imagine Atreus, Heimdall, and Thrúd as mall elves with Thor accidentally becoming the mall Santa.
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tyrannuspitch · 6 months
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in order of least to most galaxy brain:
loki has npd because he's evil
loki does NOT have npd because he's NOT evil!!! he's just traumatised and compensating for his self-loathing. thor is evil, he can have the npd
loki has npd because npd IS a trauma disorder which compensates for self-loathing
loki doesn't have npd because his npd traits are too superficial and unstable, but he has bpd with narcissistic traits
loki does have npd (and bpd) because the diagnostic criteria for npd are unreliable on account of their bias against the patient; if you read first-hand accounts you find a much more nuanced picture of the illness
thor is not evil. and he has bpd with narcissistic traits
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nostalgia-tblr · 7 months
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Thor: Ragnarok is the best Thor movie and you can tell because nobody ever tries to make a desperate claim for prestige and reflected quality by calling it "Shakespearean," they just say they enjoyed it and they liked the jokes.
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terry-perry · 2 years
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Y/N: Can we please just call my brothers?
Steve: No, Y/N, why? So they can be all judgmental and condescending, like they’re the experts and we don’t know how to take care of a baby?
Y/N: Steve, they are my family. Of course they’re going to be judgmental and condescending.
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dank-art · 2 years
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This has been SO long in my drafts but anyways
Sigyn comic book outfits modern reinterpretation
(edited)
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Self portrait - sporting new goods from Grimfrost.
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