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chernabogsbiggestfan · 2 months
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me: "if aragon was in a mondern au, i feel like he'd be one of those guys who live in a van"
my mom, a genius, tapping into a higher plane of thought: "legolas would be a skateboarder"
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shurikthereject · 2 months
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Would you guys be surprised if I said I drew this in french class 💀
I was thinking about giving Bilbo a therapy animal. The animal being ofc a bunny. I think losing his parents at a young age had a big toll on his mental health, and Gandalf suggested Bilbo to get a therapy pet for company. Radagast was obviously the one who suggested a bunny lol. I'm not entirely sure about this idea, tell me what you think!
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royaltea000 · 1 year
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Frodo smoking behind the camera rn 
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verk0my · 7 months
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Mira and the Company, but make it Buzzfeed Unsolved
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this was so much fun to draw, thank you the idea!
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lonicera-edulis · 9 months
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smoking-old-toby · 1 year
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i love it so much when bilbo meets thorin in modern au's like
thorin: *says something rude*
bilbo: well excuse me, you bloody arsehole twat prick
thorin: oh fuck i might be in love
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moon-glisten · 7 days
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Modern/College AU ori that I drew like a week ago 😅 totally forgot to post this here…
This is extremely self-indulgent so don’t mind all the tiny details that come from a multitude of headcanons
(or do… and come yell at me about Fili/Ori tehe)
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msbilberry · 5 months
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Modern AU.
Bilbo: [text message] I'm leaving.
Thorin: [text message] WHAT??
Thorin: Bilbo, I don't understand what happened.
Thorin: Bilbo, I'm in an important meeting right now and I can't call back.
Thorin:  Let me call you back as soon as I'm free and we will calmly discuss everything. 
Thorin: Is it because I work too much and don't pay enough attention to you?
Thorin: Or is it because I keep forgetting to put the cap on  toothpaste tube?
Thorin: I beg you, let's talk first. Yes, we have quarrels, but we feel so good together!
Thorin: Bilbo, I love you more than anything in the world, I don't need anyone except you, I can’t live without you!!! 
Thorin: Bilbo, please answer!
Bilbo: I'm leaving HOME. To the market for fresh vegetables. I wanted to ask if you forgot your house keys.
Bilbo: You're a drama queen.
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I love sibling dynamics, what can I say
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meteors-lotr · 7 months
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Characters who really need therapy
The fellowship: All the shit they went through
The Company: All the shit they went through
Faramir: Childhood abuse and neglect
Éowyn: Childhood abuse and anger issues
Éomer: Childhood abuse, and working through his internalized misogyny and homophobia
Gandalf: He died for a minute or three
Galadriel: Anger and control issues
Every other person in middle earth: We almost got invaded and killed by orca
Characters who are actually fine
Elrond and his kids
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itsonlydana · 2 months
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"passenger princess" | chapter four
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the hobbit | a modern!AU by itsonlydana
❱ pairing: Thranduil x fem!reader
❱ wordcount: 3,3k
❱ summary: a ride home
❱ warnings: none
❱ an: could he be any more perfect? y'all, tell me if you have some guesses how this will go on🤭
general m.list + series m.list
🌿 reposts and comments are appreciated, they motivate me a lot - especially with longer projects <3
CHAPTER FOUR: STARS
"Come on, I'll give you a ride."
You whirled around to Thranduil, ready to argue that it was far too late considering he had to work the next morning. You'd imposed on him too much already, the kitchen was in a state that would need a deep cleaning and the boys would certainly sleep in.
"You don't have to," you tried as he passed you and grabbed his coat from the counter. "In fact, you shouldn't–"
Pushing his arms through the coat, Thranduil flipped the collar up and sorted his long hair over his shoulder. He seemed unbothered by your protests and continued to slip into his boots. "I forgot something at work that can't wait anyway, so grab your shoes."
Pursing your lips but swallowing the pouty reply you wanted to throw at him for ordering you around, you slipped into your sneakers, glaring at him while hugging Legolas and Gimli, and then Aragorn Goodbye.
Gimli even dared to wink at you, shoving his elbow into your side with a rumbled: "Fun ride"
Naturally, you punched his arm for that.
Your bag shouldered and the phone that continued to light up with messages shoved deep into it, you followed Thranduil out into the surprisingly cold night.
The gravel path leading to the, well, almost mansion, crunched under your footsteps, filling the silence that you yourself didn't know how to break.
Your last conversation didn't offer much transition to normal small talk, and you didn't want it to.
You wanted to be wrapped up in the warm flirt in his voice, in that heated look that he had thrown you as you'd left him in the hallway.
The nerves of the skin he'd touched still fizzled and ached for him to return his hands onto you, an itch that only he could scratch, a burn for him to sooth.
That though, was most definitely not what you would say right now.
But you didn't want to spend the rest of the way in awkward silence, so you resorted to the manners Thranduil valued. Not only because he worked as a lawyer with a very important –rich, conceited, snobbish– clientele, but because he still held onto the hope that some manners would rub off on Legolas.
"Thank you for offering to drive me." You bit your bottom lip through a smile that has him cracking one as well, soft lips breaking up the stern expression his dark eyebrows sometimes gave him.
"Don't," Thranduil shook his head, the movement sending some of the shorter strands framing his face back over his shoulder, "knowing you're home safe gives me a peace of mind. I wouldn't have been able to sleep if you were waiting on some bus right now."
"Well," your cheeks grew hot, "thank you anyway"
Turning to the road you watched your shadows move in sync, the lights of the house falling through the trees lining the way and flittering on the gravel like scattered fireflies.
You saw how his shadow stepped closer, your hands dangling close enough that one small movement would've led to them brushing against each other. The space was small, easily crossed yet it stayed that way for the rest of the walk.
It wasn't the time.
Not right now; nevertheless how fucking close you had been to kissing him in the hallway.
Arriving at his car, he opened the door of the passenger side, your place, as Legolas had once joked.
He had a point because after Thranduil had first picked you up from the bar, he'd come to your rescue many times, and he helped you to the passenger side first each time, as if he wouldn't allow anything else.
You didn't complain.
Sitting next to him allowed you a perfect view of those sharp cheekbones and cutting jawline that your hands itched to cup and draw your fingers along of. Not only that but whenever the whole group was being driven around, you could enjoy the drive without a shoulder nudging yours or a hand reaching over to open a window.
As you sat down, you took notice of the seat setting, namely how it was perfectly adjusted to you.
If Legolas had ever ridden with his father, you always had to pull forward, because Legolas, in addition to his looks, did, of course, inherited Thranduil's incredibly long and enviable legs to tower over everyone else. A gift he constantly misused to kick you, or to rest his arm on your shoulder.
Once seated in the car, you pressed deeper into the fabric of the seat. Even the headrest was perfectly at your height, so you didn't have to do more than place your bag in the foot well.
As Thranduil's door swung open a gust of chilly air rushed into the already cold car, prompting you to roll your shoulders and hug your torso.
Apart from your shirt, you hadn't brought a jacket, considering it had been warm earlier when you stashed your backpack in the dorm after class.
Thranduil folded himself into his seat, his long legs first, and shamelessly you stared at him as he elegantly lowered himself and tossed his hair over his shoulders before pulling the door shut.
Another flood of cold air.
This time Thranduil noticed how your arms wrapped tighter around yourself and without saying much, he turned slightly and reached behind his seat.
"Here," in the silence of his car, his voice sounded even deeper and the warmth in it was almost enough for you when he'd already put something in your lap. "And don't you dare tell me it's not necessary. Not giving you a choice!" he ordered, a teasing smile taking out all the sterness of his tone.
"Thank you," you breathed, unfolding a navy blue sweater, one that had a white deer stitched over the breastbone, and as soon as you pulled it over your head, the world flimmered at its edges, reducing to just the inside of this car.
"It's not washed, but I promise you it's clean."
Which you couldn't care less about, not even a flying fuck was given toward this precious item of clothing that rocked your world and completely spun it out of its axis.
This was his sweater, his clothing that he gave up for you. This happened in dreams, in books and stories and wishes and hopes– not in the real life.
Maybe this was another thing that separated Thranduil from those Fratboys and overmasculine guys that thought the most romantic thing they could do was pop a mint-gum before smashing their mouths onto yours in slobby kisses.
He has years of experience against their lousy teenager moments.
The sweater smelled so much like him and his house, only much stronger. His scent, rich, full of his perfume and him, took over all your senses. The fabric was so damn soft, so warm, so cozy; you were ready to sink into it and never leave.
Literally, because even sitting down, the waistband bunched up in your lap and you would have had to push the sleeves back, but you made yourself comfortable in the way too big sweater.
Thranduil –most likely unintentionally but who knew– seemed to have decided on torturing you in the cruelest way possible, and maneuvred the car one heel of the palm on the steering wheel, and the other conveniently placed behind your headrest, his head angled so that he could watch through the back window instead of the mirror.
That position, arm outstretched, muscles subtly flexing and his prominent jawline close enough that it could cut your held breath in two, did unexplainable things to you.
If anyone asked you would deny that this movement alone had you blushing and your stomach curling, heat rushing through your body over something so simply yet breathtakingly beautiful and assertive.
He caught your gaze quicker than you could have fixed the blown-wide look on your face, the corners of his mouth twitching.
So he did know.
You laughed softly, "Show off."
His grin became sly. "No idea what you're talking about," he murmured, low and deep and very much a lie.
"Besides, there could've been something behind the car, who knows," he said nonchalantly as he steered the car toward the front gate, the black, tall halves that opened for you at the push of a button.
My ass, something behind the car, you thought and coughed to cover up a laugh.
The mansion grew smaller in the rearview mirror, hedges and tall trees framing the white brick facade and gray shingles until the last of the lit up windows was nothing more than a small dot that disappeared after blinking.
There was something special about driving around at night. The lots in the area where Legolas and Thranduil lived were large, as were the houses and the distance between them, and unlike the city, you were the only ones on the streets.
The night was dark, the sky black, like ink and endlessly stained with countless stars that you couldn't see from your dorm room due to the many skyscrapers and their ever-shining lights. At your place, it was loud and bright, and you leaned back in your seat to watch the sky through the window in front of you.
There was no one else on the road, not this time of night, not in a neighborhood where most didn't even need to work much: no headlights, no cars, no one else but Thranduil and you.
Where that awareness would've brought a subtle panic and anxiety with it a while ago, there was tranquility instead.
All worries about the crush you harbored for Thranduil and how he could find out were replaced, softened up by the memory of his hands on your body, that damn painting burying itself into your back and the sharp edges reminding you that this had been very much real.
This was very much real.
"You're thinking very loudly."
You turned your head, furrowing your brows at Thranduil, "Am not."
He scoffed. "No, darling, you most definitely are. I have never met anyone who is that bad at keeping a straight face." Thranduil switched the lanes, this time checking the mirror and meeting your gaze in it, "Next time we play poker, please remind me to bet on your cards."
Huffing and rolling your eyes you did what any other adult in your position would do, and stuck your tongue out at him. "Maybe I won't play poker with you anymore, how 'bout that?"
"What's your other option? Legolas is good but honestly- the boy would throw his cards away for Aragorn," Thranduil mused and when you laughed he raised his thick eyebrows once, "It's me or Gimli, sweetheart."
You didn't even need to think back to the last poker game you'd played with Gimli, that was too far away and this evening's endless round of Monopoly sufficed generous arguments against him as well. Why you've ever thought it was a great idea to play any competitive game against the most thick-headed people was a mystery on its own.
Another shudder ran through you then, but not because of the cold– the sweater provided so much warmth and your cheeks burned from smiling so much, but rather because your mind did in fact remind you of the faithful poker night. The most chaotic one in the history of poker games.
"Oh," you exhaled a deep breath.
Thranduil's head turned and you made a point of looking thoroughly distressed.
"I don't think I'll ever recover from the awful talk I had with Professor Gandalf." Your whole body shudders just like then, transporting you back to the awkward shuffling around, the stuttering and the many, many, many excuses you'd babbled.
"It couldn't have been that bad," Thranduil said and then, tilting his head as you slowly shook your head, he added an unsure: "Right?"
"Thranduil," you stared at him, barely noticing how the corner of his eyes crinkled at his name out of your mouth, "Thranduil– I was piss-drunk and sent my 70.. or hell, 80-something Professor an E-Mail…at three in the morning. With just a winky smiley!" Your voice had taken on a desperate edge at the end, cutting it close to such a high pitch that you fell breathless into the seat.
All the while Thranduils laughter grew and grew until he gasped for air, his one hand swatting dramatically in front of him. "Mhm.. oh yes, I'll never get tired of hearing it," he giggled, a sound that did not fit the first impression most people got of him.
"Yeah you can laugh all you want," you tried to come across as stern though failed miserably at the sight and sound of Thranduil chuckling. He made it impossible to do anything else but smile. "Jeez, thank god the old man found it funny as well. I think I would've died if I'd sent it to Professor Sauron instead. He hates me."
Thranduil opened his mouth, then closed it again.
A bit quieter than you expected he started again after a while: "This may be delusional since my line of work shows me the worst of people, sides you wouldn't think exist, but I think that you are the loveliest woman I've ever met. That Professor must be out of his mind to hate someone as clever, beautiful, and magnificent as you."
Those words, coming out of his mouth shot you straight into the heart, hollowing out that pit in your stomach and filling it endlessly with messy butterflies and fireworks in such an overtaking force you couldn't find it in you to answer.
You knew he liked you, or at least appreciated your presence.
You had felt it earlier, had seen in his eyes that he was interested and oh– that this picture-perfect specimen of a man would look at you like that was more than you could want.
It had been such a far-fetched wish that there would be anything else except this lust that hearing him compliment you, raising you to a pedestal you never dared to dream about, was astounding and unfathomable.
Thankfully, Thranduil put you out of the misery of searching for something equally important to retort.
He reached over to rest his hand on your thigh, calming the slight bouncing you'd fallen into. "I know it's nothing like Legolas poetic words."
The heavy air that had taken hold of you lifted as you let out a breathy laugh. "He's an idiot. Took after you, am I right?" you teased and slightly flicked a finger against the soft skin of his hand.
You didn't know what led to that sudden contact, one he mostly initiated wherelse you didn't dare to act upon more than friendly handshakes or brushing his fingers while passing the butter or salatbowl.
He grinned, wiggling his eyebrows teasingly, "When they grew him in the lab I made sure to tell them to crank the dumbass level high enough as to not let an identical version of myself get loose on the world."
You pretended to frown, sizing him up and down, "Surely they should have added less then."
The disgruntled snort coincided precisely with a playful tap against your thigh, a swift movement you couldn't have defended against. The moment his hand made contact with the outer part of your leg, you heard the smack, felt the entirely harmless and certainly not painful pull, and your jaw dropped as you stared at Thranduil.
"You didn't just do that!"
"What?" Thranduil blinked innocently at you.
"Ohh, how dare you pull off the eyebrow thing."
"What eyebrow thing?"
"You know," you raised a hand and gestured towards his entire face, which now turned back to the street with a far too sly grin. "That thing you do. You raise those thick eyebrows and open your eyes wider like you're patronizing me and act all virtuous at the same time."
"I have no idea what you are talking about," he said and did exactly what you'd just explained.
You simply glared at him and flicked his thigh as well.
The car turned, departing from the serene country road to navigate through the sparse traffic of the city streets.
Instead of stars, blinkers and billboards now raced past the window, casting their bright lights on you and immersing you in a cascade of brightness that prompted you to blink a few times.
Previously, where it had been just you, Thranduil, and the hum of the engine, you hadn't realized how comforting those few sounds were. As Thranduil drove along the main street, more focused and enveloped in the watercolor hues of the city, you almost asked him to turn around again.
A yawn overtook you just as you wanted to reply to his compliment from before, feeling slightly dazed by the atmosphere, cutting you off just as you said his name.
"Oh god," you mumbled and checked the display for the time, "How can it be two already?" Unconsciously you cuddled the sweater, burring your nose in the seam while fighting another yawn.
Thranduil turned his head and a soft smile played his lips. "Nearly there, sweetheart. When do you have to be up again?"
You groaned, rubbing a hand over your eyes, "Eight? I think… maybe eight thirty if I skip breakfast and rush straight to uni." He tilted his head and you shrugged, "Eight fifteen and a small breakfast?"
Satisfied he nodded. "Better."
It was such a small thing that he cared about, though the heat rushed into your cheeks all the same.
He parked the car right in front of the dorm complex and after peeling yourself out of the comfortable warmth he led you to the main entrance.
Not wanting this night to end, you took your time searching inside your purse for the keys, fumbling around and pushing some mints and loose papers back and forth until you couldn't drag it out any longer, and then some more finding the right one.
Thranduil waited patiently, leaning against the brick wall, the headlights of cars washing his ivory skin silver.
"So," you said as you couldn't drag the goodbye out any longer.
"So," he repeated.
Standing together in the small alcove of the entrance felt more confined with the tension between you, drawing you closer to him.
Tilting your chin towards the ground, you looked up at him through half-closed, weary lids. "Thank you again. For driving... and thank you for what you said. It.. that whole speech, y'know? That means a lot to hear it and like especially from you."
Thranduil smiled. "Anything for you," he whispered.
Then, he withdrew his hand from his coat pocket. Your eyes followed as he approached your face, his fingertips gliding over your temple, following the curve of your eyebrow until he tucked a strand of hair behind your ear and cupped the back of your neck.
Yielding to the gentle pressure, you let yourself fall into the embrace he pulled you into. His coat cascaded down your sides, brushing against your knees pressed against his, and as he rested his chin on your head, you couldn't help but sigh contentedly.
Even though you stood there, fully clothed in street attire and the entrance of your home, it was as close as you could imagine to falling asleep with him. And you nearly did.
"Goodnight, darling." His words were nothing more than a whisper, rough and muttered into your hairline, but you still beamed, your face pressed against his chest.
"Goodnight, Thranduil."
"Oh, wait–" you stepped back, realizing your still wearing that sweater, hands already on the hem, "here"
Large hands covered yours before you get to pull it off, stopping you with a gently push.
"Keep it. You wear it better than me."
He paused, breathing in and out as if to assure himself that whatever he thought was what he wanted to say. "Keep you thinking of me while you get some sleep."
You're nothing but a blushing mess as you quickly hurried up the staircase to find your roommate on the stairs, typing on her phone and sparing you one lousy "Thanks" that you ignore to rush into the silent apartment.
You didn't even turn on the light in your room but went straight to your window, facing the street. What usually bothered you turned out to be incredibly practical because you could wave to Thranduil one last time.
As always, he had been waiting next to his car, his gaze directed up to your window, and only when he saw you behind the glass did he get in.
However, he didn't continue straight to his firm; his car turned on the street, taking the same direction you came from. Towards his home.
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chicotfp · 6 months
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It's Halloween is just around the corner so I finally have a perfect excuse to be weird and make some weird things. Let's have some Halloween AU with Modern Rockstar/Vampire Thranduil 🧛‍♂️🦇🎃
Pics with red eyes and bloody lips are here ⬇️
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shurikthereject · 2 months
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Focusing more on Thorin this time! Thorin is part of the uni's rugby team and the captain of the said team (I don't know shit about sports so I'm sorry if I use the wrong terminology). It's hard for Thorin to balance out his studies in architecture and also sport, but it is expected of him since both his father and grandfather were great athletes, captains and students. He loves the sport but he would prefer more to pursue his career as an architect.
(Sorry for the bad anatomy, it's very rushed but I really needed them to smooch)
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dael1n · 1 month
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I decided to make a modern au! According to the Hobbit! (events BEFORE the quest in the canon) Thorin Durin, 39 years old, (6.2 ft) is trying to get his family's business back. Dis Durin, 32 years old, (6,4 ft) businesswoman with two children Fili Durin, 7 years old, is a fan of Iron Man Kili Durin, 5 years old, doesn't know what Marvel is, but he likes the star on Captain America's shield
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Balin Durin, 31 years old, (5.8 ft) history teacher at the university Bilbo Baggins, 31, (5,5 ft) a biology teacher at the university, has his own greenhouse and a small flower shop that he inherited from his mother (the Gamgee family works for him there)
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Dwalin Durin, 26 years old (6.6 ft) As a child, he was in an accident with many of the Durin family, left a scar on his eye, which is why he sees poorly. It did not hurt to serve in the army, I have been to places of increased military danger. (before that, he was severely depressed due to the loss of his parents and best friend, now he is trying to re-learn how to live in order to be a a worthy guardian to two little assholes
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thehappyfeminist-22 · 2 months
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I have no idea what corner of my brain this idea crawled out of, but it won't leave me alone, so here it is.
A modern AU where Ed and Stede go to a Halloween party or maybe they're both hard-core Hobbit fans and they go to a convention, but either way, they cosplay as Thorin and Bilbo.
I mean, hear me out...
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shire-enjoyer · 2 months
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modern Bilbo moodboard!
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