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nymphpens · 5 months
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Mr. Rochester in a nutshell:
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baissick · 1 year
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ocd queen and adhd king
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cinematic parallels
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toastbutteregg · 1 month
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kitsebastianconnor · 3 months
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“We like to think we are so smart and we have all the answers. And we want to pass all that on to our children, but if you scratch beneath the surface you don’t have to dig very deep to find the kid you were.”
Make me choose: Anonymous asked Phil Dunphy or Gloria Delgado-Pritchett?
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harringroveera · 8 days
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Here lies Steve’s bisexual awakening realization
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Has this too been done yet??
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It's like 3am and I'm still high on modern warfare 2 content 🤪
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lvrcpid · 1 year
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headcannons ii - modern!au
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neteyam
— he was the type of kid who did the lemonade stands as a kid, backwards e and all.
— his led lights are always set to white. he doesn’t even use the light in his room
— he definitely goes trick or treating still. no matter the fact he’s almost 6 foot. he’s gonna get him some free candy
— speaking of candy, his favorite candy is..TWIZZLERS 🤢
— if there’s one thing neteyam will do, he gonna take a deep sigh like he a stressed father of 5
— he has his caps lock on 😟
— such a mommas boy
— ‘you need help ma?’ ‘i can pick her up for you ma’
— idc what y’all say him and jake ARENT THAT CLOSE
— nete def strays away from jakes old veteran ass but the first one to use his military discount anywhere they go 💀 he’s so me
— that boy loves him some the weeknd
— die for you is his favorite song
— the type to literally hit you while laughing
lo’ak
— he’s always in some sort of pain
— ‘my back hurt’ ‘my ankle hurts’
— he was the type of kid who got caught with kik at age 12
— when he finally got his car, he got a dent in it not even an hour later
— he thinks those a.i president videos are top tier comedy
— his closet is where he records his raps 💀
— neytiri has to FIGHT with him to make him wash his favorite hoodie
— ‘MA I CAN GO ONE MORE DAY’ ‘ITS BEEN TWO MONTHS’
— under his bed is literally comparable to a landfill. ITS SO DIRTY UNDER THERE
— when he was a kid, he ran into a wall and knocked his two front teeth out
— something tells me lo’ak is a fast eater like you could blink and his plate is CLEAR
— jake made him join jrotc 💀
kiri
— she’s def a morning person
— you can find her in her room mediating or doing yoga
— very in touch with her higher self
— she’s given herself a lot of stick and poke tattoos
— her favorite one is a heart on her finger
— shoes? hell no. crocs and slippers.
— funniest person in the family hands down
— she actually enjoys cleaning, it’s therapeutic
— the type to make twitter stans mad on purpose
— has way too much blackmail on everyone in the family
— she probably can’t dance tbh shed rather watch
— gives the MEANEST side eye to people
ao’nung
— he has facial hair (teehee)
— he probably was the type to go “boi 🫱🏽” in middle school
— he smells like irish spring ¿
— big big big sneaker head
— ‘where my hug at’ AONUNG GO TO HELL
— got that stiff athletes walk to him
— something tells me he has a letterman jacket with ‘A’ on it
— he definitely needs his license taken away. he has three tickets already
— speaking of license, his picture is his rizz. he looks so pretty in his picture
— poor baby hates eye contact, it makes him nervous
— he’s so fruity. talking bout some “POOKIE 😆”
— he’s a beast at mini golf
— da hood is his favorite roblox game. he definitely gets annoying and tells people to mic up
tsireya
— she actually believes in the tarot readings on her fyp
— she’s confident. not cocky.
— she can whoop ass. PRAY WITH HER DONT PLAY W HER
— she wants to dye her hair but she’s so scared
— she got a tattoo of a heart behind her ear behind her parents backs
— my girl loves her some astrology
— ‘WHATS YOUR RISING??’ ‘tsireya get the hell out of my room’
— she has a pet kitten named wiggles
— her lock screen is of her , lo’ak and wiggles
— she loves oreos
— her and the sims locked IN
— she’s spent at least 500 dollars on packages for the game
— she wears glasses but never wears them so she’s always squinting
— she’s a concert junkie. she’s been to almost every single nct concert she could attend
— ‘lo’ak let’s get matching silk presses’
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team-iceflower · 14 days
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*Cardin and Weiss arguing*
Cardin: That's right princess, walk away.
Ruby: *punches him in the face* No ONE calls her princess!
Weiss: Ruby, oh my God!
Yang: *quietly* I call her princess...
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martamatta95 · 12 days
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Unfortunately I had to lower the quality of the video because it wouldn't let me load the gif
How much your daughter, your baby doll, stays locked in the car. Cheeky crossover with one of my favorite TV series
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nymphpens · 23 days
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Elizabeth Bennett:
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baissick · 10 months
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she is so evil and i love her for that!!
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accio-motivation · 1 month
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lookitsaworm · 8 months
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Edward pre-Bella: I'm playing a new drinking game. It's called "Everytime I'm depressed I take a drink"
Jasper: That game already exists. It's called Alcoholism.
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shyjusticewarrior · 7 months
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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 146
Jason: Hey, dude. What's going on?
Duke: Teenage rebellion.
Jason: Fuck yeah. Stick it to the old people.
Bruce: I don't know about you, but that's not the way I was raised.
Jason: ... You raised me.
Bruce: Do you think Selina is gonna be able to smell it?
Steph: Are you kidding? That woman has the nose of a bloodhound. And the breasts of a Greek goddess...
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