#moldi pangoli

[mynameisjag]

"Chris...your contact are fucking weird..."

"I thought you wanted to get Claire's number, hers isn't that hard to figure out."

If Chris bothered to look over to where Jill was, he might see the glare she was giving him, he knew she was doing it but if he looked it would just give it credibility.

"Yeah, I figured hers out, I can guess who is probably Boyband Reject, Mr. Valentine, cute by the way, Jilly And Jam Sandwich, and Boulder Partner, so whose and I'm going to say this as you spelt it...Mi Moldi Pangoli?"

Oh, he forgot he did that, "That's Ethan."

"The hell is a Pangoli?"

"Its...its a play on pangolin...the little armored looking guys, like armadillos but cute."

"Why?"

"Umm," how was he supposed to explain seeing Ethan half transformed and looking like one of them with his claws clicked together as he was still mostly asleep and shuffling back and forth in front of the coffee pot.

Or that Chris himself thought it was cute despite the younger man having black scales that went up to his elbows plus red and yellow eyes staring up as Ethan asked him if he would please get the milk jug out, his claws couldn't grab it.

"Because...they are small and cute?"

Shit, wrong excuse!

There was a moment of silence and he just manages to glance up from what he was doing to see her grinning at him...Jill...no...

"So you think Ethan is small and cute? Tell me more."

...fuck...

#ethan winters #resident evil #chris redfield #resident evil village #chris x ethan #winterfield #jill valentine #carlos will happily take her last name #sheva and chris punch boulders on the weekend as a friendship building experience #please look at pangolins #they are cute #moldi pangoli