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forget-me-yes-21 · 2 years
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Y'all remember when Kevin lost his shit because Neil wasn't taking his health seriously? And remember when Andrew had Kevin carry his medication for him? And remember Kevin bitching at Nicky for eating unhealthily? Yeah, headcanon that when Abby's not around Kevin takes it upon himself to make sure his idiot Foxes stay healthy. But like to a helicopter mom level.
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Aaron: *ordering food at a restaurant*
Kevin: *who stays strapped with a list of all the Foxes' health restrictions at all times* Does that have carrots in it? He's allergic.
Aaron: It's a pizza, Kevin. Why would it have carrots in it?
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Dan: *wearing her stripper heels for fun*
Kevin: *visibly stressed, standing closer to her than normal to catch her in case she falls so she doesn't break an ankle*
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Nicky: *getting a soda out of the fridge*
Kevin: That's your third one. Get a water instead.
Nicky: Ughhhhhh
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Allison: *on her period*
Kevin: *(who has memorized the girls menstrual cycles) slides pain killers and chocolate into her dorm*
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One of the Foxes: *coughs*
Kevin: *already aggressively making soup*
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Kevin: *notices hickies on one of the Foxes* Everyday I thank a god I don't believe in that you're all in committed monogamous relationships so I don't have to make sure you get tested for STD's.
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Bonus:
Neil: *exists*
Kevin: *stressed but Neil is Andrew's problem so stressed from a distance*
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sui-imi · 9 months
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Roo found out horrortale's coming back
horrortale belongs to SourAppleStudios / @\horrortalecomic
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itsapmseymour · 1 year
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Honorary Adoption Imminent
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alley-cats-arts · 8 days
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Lily with the new drip
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otgo-brooklyn · 9 months
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Big Brother Slider, the true Mom Friend™
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So we all have that friend, who is 100% the mom friend. And listen, are both Slider and Ice little shits of their own devices? Yes, but i'd say that Ice can be a solid Mom friend, when needed. BUT, when with Slider it just goes out of the window, and pair that with Big Brother!Slider, and you have one hell of a head cannon there.
Every time that they go to the bar, Slider doesn't even leave Ice's side, guards his drink like a feral dog, and rounds Ice up when it's time to go home
Stops Ice from having fun recklessly endangering himself
Once at the bar Ice was on his 5th Whiskey sour before a table sent over 3 shots of tequila, Ice smiled and brought one up to toast, and using his mom senses common sense, Slider abandons his chat with Goose and is at Ice's side in about 3.5 seconds saying "no no no no" takes the shots and whiskey sours out of his hand and drags Ice home
Nearly had an aneurism when he found out Ice let someone else (Goose) drive him somewhere
"YOU LET SOMEONE DRIVE YOU? WHAT IF THEY WERE TRYING TO KIDNAP YOU? KIDNAP THEN KILL YOU!? YOU KNOW PEOPLE HAVE A THING FOR YOUNG BLONDES" "WE WERE BOTH GOING BACK TO BASE, AND IM 24" "SO?? YOU'RE PRACTICALLY A BABY" "IT WAS GOOSE! AND YOU'RE ONLY A COUPLE YEARS OLDER THAN ME" "AND?? HE HAS A MUSTACHE! YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU'D TRUST SOMEONE WITH A MUSTACHE??" "YOU WERE IN THE CAR WITH ME!" "SO??"
Slider always, ALWAYS has snacks and Capri-Suns on his person incase Ice gets hungry
It's like clockwork, every time Ice starts to get hungry, hangry, cranky etc. Slider is there handing over a Capri-Sun and some carrot sticks or apple slices
"Well maybe if you didn-" Ice starts before being interrupted by Slider shoving an apple slice into his mouth mid sentence, and stopping what seems to be the next arguing match between him and Maverick in it's tracks. Ice just glowers at Slider with a pout and starts chewing on his apple slice. "I told you not to skip breakfast, now you're gonna be cranky" "Bite m-" and once more Ice is silenced with an apple slice, as Goose and Mav along with the rest of the flyboys watch on in fascinated horror as Ice's temper is swiftly and expertly derailed by Slider and his apple slices. When they're finished Slider promptly procured a Capri-Sun from somewhere and quickly shoved it within Ice's hands before he had a chance to protest. "No" Ice said looking at Slider "Drink it" "No" "Ice" "I don't want to, so im not" "Toma Mikhailovich so help me god" Slider starts, pinching the bridge of his nose, and Ice just huffs and starts to drink. The flyboys never recovered from this.
Once when filing paperwork Ice got a paper cut, as people do, and the cut is small but the tiniest, tiniest, itty bitty drop of blood wells forward and Slider already has a portable First Aid kit spread out on the desk, Neosporin on a bandaid before being wrapped around Ice's finger and Ice doesn't even blink
It's a whole 10 second ordeal and they just continue on with their lives like nothing happened
Ice coughed once after accidentally being caught out in the rain and Slider straight up commandeers the kitchen to make more soup than Ice could ever possibly consume fully convinced Ice is coming down with something
Admittedly, Ice did in fact get the flu, but Slider was too concerned to say "I told you so"
Despite everything, Slider and Ice (platonically) love each other, and Slider is 100% the mom friend between the two of them
If I forgot anything feel free to tell me!
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reterols · 9 months
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Mom friend Ron Weasley
Ron dragging Harry to his bed in the dorms every night because Harry couldn’t give two shits about his sleep schedule
Ron complaining about how Hermione stays up late studying, how he has to force her to sleep every night.
Ron passing Harry snacks during classes because he knows the other hasn’t been eating.
Ron who saw his best friend getting starved and abused and didn't hesitate at all to get him out of that damn house.
Ron who, grew up poor, wearing his older brother’s robes, suffered with an inferior complex, saw the boy who had everything he ever wanted, and instead of anger, he felt sorrow.
because Ron did not see The Boy Who Lived, survived the killing curse when he was just a baby.
Ron saw Harry James Potter, the frail skinny boy who was starved and abused his entire life, he saw Harry being forced and manipulated to fulfill a prophecy he never wanted to be a part of.
Ron saw that, and he stayed by his side, because he has now unofficially, illegally adopted both of these selfless idiots.
Ron will fight with broken bones, bleeding before he lets these two die.
That’s Ronald Arthur Weasley, not the pussy cranky weakass bitch that the movies showed.
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⛅ 𝕋𝕖𝕒𝕞 𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕟 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕒 𝕄𝕠𝕞 𝔽𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕⛅ (these are platonic Hcs)
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⛅First of all, they didn’t trust you, I mean- you were a 6th grader! and the 6th graders boys tended to bother them.
⛅But then you started offering to babysit them when they were unsupervised.
⛅Kenny loved you the first time he saw you, I mean, look at you! you were a fucking sweetheart! and there you were, babysitting them.
⛅The other boys were more reluctant to accept your pressence, although they were polite with you (not Cartman-)
⛅You always took good care of them, you watched them closely and made sure they eated and didn’t get hurt.
⛅The first time you saw Kenny die was when all of you were in recess time and a swing broke Kenny’s neck with an horrible crack.
⛅When that happened Somehow Someway you managed to cover Stan and Kyle’s eyes with your hands as a maternal instinct.
⛅You didn’t cover up Cartman’s eyes because you knew this scene wasn’t going to have a big impact on him, I mean, he is a manipulative kid who has killed adults.
⛅Kenny’s death lasted 3 days, and after those he was back in bussines.
⛅Sadly, you didn’t remember his death but you seemed to remember that something bad happened between him and the swings, and so, the next time he was near them you took him by the shoulders and pushed to your left side, the one who didn’t face the swings.
⛅That seemed to happen with all of the deaths you saw, because when he came back you seemed to turn protective of him when the group was near the thing that caused his last death.
⛅The one of the boys that worried you the most was Stan, he seemed like a good guy but he always had this depressing actitude.
⛅After some time and reasurance he finally opened up to you, he told you about everything that worried him and you comforted him and tried to give him your best advice and comforting hugs.
⛅You and him established that Sunday night would be the regular day to have a talk about his emotions and worries.
⛅He was so greateful for that.
⛅Your relationship with Kyle was a very good one.
⛅yeah, at first he didn’t talk to you much because he thought you were there to hurt them or mock them.
⛅But Oh! Surprise! You weren’t there to do that, you were there to form a friendship and to look after them just like a mom would do.
⛅He was quickly to gain a part of your heart because he was such a sweetheart towards you once he got enough trust with you.
⛅When all the team met at your house to do the homework you soon noticed how incredibly smart he was, so you turned your atention to help the others with their homework as soon as you finished your own.
⛅That lead to a very cute scene, ‘cause as soon as Kyle noticed how you atended the rest of the boys more than him he couldn’t help but form a little pout with his lips, and so he called your name and told you that he had a problem with something.
⛅You were quick to realice that he didn’t have a problem and just wanted your attention, you laughed at that cute behavior and gave him a hug and a kiss on the forehead telling him that he didn’t need your help, to wich he just sighed defeated.
⛅You gave him a bunch of your atention for the next hour after that scene and Cartman got quite annoyed by that because he wanted your attention aswell.
⛅With Cartman you got along quite well, your relationship with him wasn’t as intimate as with Stan’s or as lovely as Kyle’s but it was a funny one for sure.
⛅Remember that thing that he does with his mum name? Like dragging the las syllabe of her name? Yeah, he deffinetly does that with your name too 😅
⛅You learned to bring a bunch of snacks in your bag, they hapen to calm down Cartman if he’s being a bratty kid.
⛅You definetly will have to step in between Kyle and Cartman sometimes to stop them from killing one another.
⛅Believe it or not, Cartman respects you more than anyone in this world, I mean- have you seen yourself when you protected them of a group of 8th graders???
⛅It’s still a mistery (for you-) why those 8th graders tried to hurt your lil beans.
⛅And YES, he has definetly called you “moma/mommy” (not in a sexual way) sometime... and YES, Kyle is still mocking him for that, when he does, surprisingly Cartman does not get violent, he just blushes in shame and shouts “Well, SHE IS our mom! right?” 
⛅And when he says that “right?” he just looks at you with the most confused and adorable expression ever made and you just can’t say no to him.
⛅And so, since then, they call you mom/momma/mum/mommy 
⛅And, just ‘cause you find that adorable, you call them lil bean/son/my beloved/darling/hun.
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dynamite124 · 3 months
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tally: im a damgerous ex thalmor on the run hiding my identity and i love killing people and being a bitch
everyone: mom friend
tally: what? wait, no-
everyone: too late. mom friend.
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catfindr · 11 months
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phoebepheebsphibs · 9 months
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SHE WOULD BE SUCH A COOL MOM NO DOUBT IMMEDIATELY ADOPTED THIS KID NO HESITATION WHATSOEVER.
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@sariphantom
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More Hiccup expressions
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murasaki-cha · 2 months
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Me: *online at 1 am*
Me: *gets notification that my bff is also online at 1 am*
Me: How dare she stay up so late! Doesn't she know how bad this is for her health!? She needs rest goodness!
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rikaspotting · 10 months
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Traits I associate with Rika from Pokémon S/V:
Strong "how you do fellow kids" and "hey all you cool cats and kittens" energy.
Dad jokes galore
Clumsy af
Mom friend
Says phrases like "cool beans" and "rad" often
Finger guns
Sarcastic af
Foodie
Has southern accent and says yall and bless your heart (run if she say this)
Loves harmless pranks
Bullies Larry and Grusha by playfully teasing them
Adores tiny succlents
Can't cook for shit
Hard-core hugger
One of the very few people that can make Larry laugh
Stuffed pokemon plush hoarder
Loves camping
Gay aunt energy
Extremely unathletic
Short in stature, but a giant in terms of moxie
Gives amazing advice and is supportive af
Not afraid to stand up for herself or others
Can wear a suit or dress and still look sexy
Lava lamps
Little terrariums
Mushroom enjoyer
Only person who can bring out the casual side of Geeta
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audhd-nightwing · 10 months
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can we just. stop acting like being a caretaker and a nurturing person is just a “mom” thing. please?
like… dads can be just as (if not more) caring and loving. any parent can be like that. it’s not gendered.
and if you tell me “oh but i’m saying [character] is motherly because-” stop it.
because what? those are the characteristics you associate with maternal figures? because of the gender roles and stereotypes ingrained into our heads since childhood?
idk it just makes me uncomfortable when people call parental non-female characters “motherly” or stuff along those lines
might be because my dad is more nurturing and supportive than my mom but i dunno
anyway my point is basically: just fucking say parental instead of motherly. it’s so easy. any parent can have those traits regardless of gender
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femmetastrophe · 9 months
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Mom friend: OK maybe let's not do anything illegal-
Me, already formulating my master plan for the perfect revenge:
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asleepinglaurel · 1 month
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