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carlyraejepsans · 1 year
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i will never forgive popular UT fanon for using chara as a scapegoat in the genocide run and making "sans recognizes them and attacks them on sight regardless of what run they're in" headcanons so pervasive.
mostly because "restless spirit of a long dead child who's obsessed with the concept of cosmic retribution and facing consequences for your actions" + "guy whose job is just that but he treats it on par with his hot dog sidegig" is potentially one of the most hysterical dynamics you could come up with
UPDATE: you should REALLY check out the notes on this one
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nite-puff · 2 months
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ummm….. so. the mondoblr server made a joke, and i liked it a little too much.
the kiyotaka ishimaru iceberg!!
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of course, i wasn’t the only one who worked on this. big thanks to @pompadorbz @chinchillasinunison @mini-mecha-cowboy @cryzono and @ecogirl2759 for all the help, whether it be contributing entries or finding sources!! we had a ton of fun putting this together, and i hope you guys like it!
reblogs are greatly appreciated because all of these lovely people (and i) put a lot of work into this!! they deserve it!!
(under the cut will be a link to the document with all the entries and some links to sources for most of them. HUGE thanks to eco for popping the absolute fuck off and finding all these links for us!!! (and thanks to mark and @panicuriprince for helping us out towards the end!))
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realbeefman · 6 months
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stacy is sooo interesting because she's in love with house but knows that they will never ever be able to have a healthy, stable, sane relationship because they're too similar so. she finds house-lite instead and marries him and. essentially moves on with her life! and is successful in this because she's a moderately well-adjusted person!
wilson, in contrast, never manages to escape the inevitable, in spite of his best efforts to find a house-lite of his very own, because he's an absolute fucking freak and ends up glued to house to the bitter. bitter end
#yeah im too sleepy to revise this. UNFILTERED posting wooahh#some may b shocked but i do actually read thru most of my posts several times to make sure i didnt accidentally write mein kampfe 2#recently ive come to the realization that i am in fact not an incredibly chill person#and that the constant paranoia and fear in which i live my life is actually PROBABLY a symptom of severe anxiety#like damn. ive always known that im pretty prone to depression but ive preetty much always been aware of that#my mom is a chronic depressive so i know the symptoms i know the signs i have a pretty good arsenal of healthy coping mechanisms#UNFORTUNATELY mommy's mental health problems did not help her not abuse me as a child#so i ended up being a terribly anxious kid who was constantly being screamed at and told i was overreacting (because i was. because i had#a severe anxiety problem that was making me react irrationally.) to everything all the time#which is you know. it is VERY difficult to deal with a mental health problem when you arent aware you have a problem!#its incredible how much. better. my life has gotten since i figured this out and started actively trying to work out what triggers it#and being able to like. realize 'oookay. there is an Issue here and it needs to be overcome'#instead of just beating on myself constantly for not being able to do things without feeling sick or getting breathing problems!#anyways. trauma dumping in tags is over now!#house md#hilson#greg house#james wilson#stacy warner
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0hheytherebigbadwolf · 7 months
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I am Tired, so Thoughts may not manifest in Words correctly rn, but find it so Interesting how hunters and werewolves interact on Teen Wolf, not just in direct conflict, but in how they're taught by their elders to deal with each other.
Hunters are taught no hesitation, no mercy.
Werewolves are taught to run away and hide.
It's just. A lot. And a very good example of "what we're told" vs "what we see" as viewers. Because the hunters try and pull this cloak of moral righteousness around them, they're protecting humanity, etc., but in spite of what they say, what they do is teach their children to torture and kill without remorse, to dehumanize.
And werewolves teach their children that being a predator doesn't mean being a killer. If you are pursued by hunters, run away. Don't engage. Hide. Heal. Protect yourself.
It's about a full squad of adults armed with crossbows, shotguns, and semi-autos loaded with toxic ammunition, and a scared 15-year-old and his uncle huddled in a literal hole in the ground hoping they won't be found.
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nyctocollective · 3 months
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friendly reminder that plurality is caused by trauma. trauma is defined as an event that has a severe negative impact on oneself. there are going to be dark parts of plurality that no one wants to talk about. the brain created you to cope with what it went through. it's okay to have parts (or wholes) that have “twisted” desires, attractions, innerworld or external relationships, sexual or emotional needs, etc. other people might call you disgusting, evil, immoral, but it's just part of being traumatized. it's going to be unpleasant or unsightly.
read the tags.
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randomhuman45 · 10 months
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Yo imagine the Fentons go to like a Gala for Bruce Wayne, a ghost shows up and Maddie and Jack fight it off. This causes Bruce to be impressed with their weaponry and Maddie's fighting. As Bruce talks to Maddie about this, Danny thinks another rich bachelor who likes to adopt kids has the hots for his Mom.
Idk if Bruce actually likes Maddie that way but regardless, it's hilarious.
Danny: Oh hell naw, not again. Oh wait, this isn't Dad's bff, maybe if I tell him he'll actually do something!
--A few moments later--
Drunk on love for his wife, Jack: *talks to Bruce about how amazing Maddie is and all the cool tech they make together with her amazing intelligence and creativity*
Danny: *facepalms*
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moeblob · 3 months
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olive-man · 5 months
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transfem buddies
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natdu · 9 months
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Stop the sweetness
Pairing: Timeskip! Tendou Satori x fem chubby Reader
Genre: angsty to fluff, hurt/comfort
Warnings & content: grammar - talk about apparence and body issues - eating not so eating disorder?????- My attempt at French with translator and my semester of basic things - mentions of food, hunger and fasting - supportive Tendou (I need him in my life ngl) - established relationship and tons of pet names
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"You have to stop buying bakery treats"
"No I don't and first of all I make them, I buy the 10% of the stuff I bring to you ma chérie d'amour "
"Satori just.... No. I don't need to try out every single thing you do I.... I know they'll be good"
Hearing that "No" was breaking his heart
A couple of weeks ago you were his first tester on more fulfilling and complex pastries to reach his goal of expanding the shop. His mind was full of ideas like croissants filled with chocolate, Japanese inspired cherry pudding, layered pastries with crème pâtissière in between etc.
You were so eager to help him and, if he was honest, it satisfied his ego and need to please you. You were the light of his life and he would do anything to make you happy
You had always loved to try new cuisine and you were always adorably thankful for the food,even more if it came from his hands.
Then he remembered how gloomy you had been the past days, noticing that you started to skip either breakfast or dinner. Drinking lots and lots of water between meals, reducing your portions and he even catched you looking your reflection at the bathroom mirror
You had stopped him from grabbing your love handles and your tummy (something that brought frown to his face).
You had given him so much support and praise when he had been insecure in the beginnings of your relationship. You unashamedly held his hand when you went out, you kissed his lips without a care and whenever he made a successful block your cheers would be listened from other gyms.
It was his time to return the favour
"Well well my pretty flower if I didn't know you since high school then you would had probably fool me"
The tease of his words wasn't really reaching his worried eyes, but he knew how much you liked his playful tone
"Satori...."
"Don't 'Satori' me lady, something is up your pretty mind that's not letting you enjoy life and my goal is to bring you happiness soooo"
His tone now turned into a soft one
"What's wrong?"
You sighed and sat down, trying to drown into the plushy sofa
"'Tori you know what I mean? I look hideo-"
"Stop. Right. There. Don't you dare finish that sentence"
He jumped on you like he tended to do when he had a rough day, circling his long arms around you and buring his head on your chest
"You are the most beautiful, spectacular, considerate human being I've ever met"
He looked up to you with a tint of sadness into his scarlet eyes
"I love everything about you, everything. This" he said while sneaking his hands to your belly "is one of my pride and joy, it means I feed you well, it means you're ok"
You winced under his gaze. It's not like he didn't drowned you with compliments, quite the opposite. But the last days your mind was the one determining your feelings and those were not good ones
"Satori..... But I don't feel alright, some of my clothes feel stuffy and I swear my stomach looks bigger"
He let out a soft breath and gave you a little smile
"And it's ok sweetheart, but you can tell me that. You don't need to starve yourself alone, there's no need to do that pretty"
You couldn't help but to shiver when his warm fingers started tracing your spine, waist and hips. Add to that the soft kiss on your sternum, right above your heart
"And you can desire to look different, it's ok, I sometimes want to gain some muscles too"
Good, he made you chuckle with that
"But, you're not sick, you're not in need of immediate changes in your routine, you're not being lazy or whatever.... I see you everyday, and I love you everyday. If you want to change my beautiful flower, do it when you're actually with a positive goal"
His breath was now onto your neck making you hold a breath
"I'll be there every step on the way, but you're not hideous, not now, not ever. You're absolutely gorgeous and I'll be here to remind you that every single day of our existence"
Slowly the touches and words cracked the wall that had been built and allowed you to breath the fresh air of acceptance and joy
"It's... Not easy 'Tori you know? Sometimes I feel like the hottest thing around this house"
"You are"
A soft shared chuckle
"But sometimes I don't feel like it.... Thank you for your words my love, I needed that"
A comfortable silence was set, soft kisses here and there and your hand onto his hair
"So.... If you're feeling better, and only if you want, would you try my batch of sweets tomorrow? It includes marshmallow in it, reminds me of you"
You just chuckled softly and let your body relax
"I will"
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Ngnhhn this was something I did some months ago when I was in a uh bad place with my appearance but I didn't have the mind to finish it not knowing how to develop it ja
But I'm kind on a writing spree soo I finished it! Hope it reaches people who are in need of some comfort like I did :]
The tags are from when I started writing the fic and when I came back to it a month or so ago, I'm OK now ^^
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pocketramblr · 3 months
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Absolutely love your writing for all the AU/5 headcanons asks. Can I ask: AU where Rei cheats on Endeavor with All Might? It happens after AM's injury, so she doesn't recognize him, and he ofc doesn't know that she's married in the first place, much less to whom
you make this very difficult for me by giving me a window of 6 and half years for them to have an affair and for every single moment of that window, Rei is institutionalized. how am i supposed to get them to meet, much less take their clothes off. ok. think. there are other fic writers who specialize in this kind of thing, surely. what would they do....
1- ok so. The fire alarm at the hospital goes off. Rei doesn't know if it's a drill or not, but she's been there for seven years and generally does not need a lot of support during something like this like other patients do, so the nurses wave her out and she stands around outside a bit waiting for the fire alarm to stop and them to go back in. (It isn't a drill, they wouldn't have evacuated everyone if it was, but Rei is on the other side of the building and facing away from seeing any smoke) (This smoke is from a villain attack that All Might is taking care of, though he's only got seconds left of his power to use that day. he quickly rushes off, deflating and stumbling out on the other side of the hospital. Where Rei is.)
2- Rei is like "huh that guy doesnt seem to be in good shape" and kinda waves attention at him, and a nurse who's passing out water to patients and keeping an eye on the road gives Toshinori some too, getting more concerned when he dazedly answers that he's All Might and coughs up blood, but the nurse figures he's concussed since he smells of smoke and must have been closer to the fight, and is just reeling from being able to see the number one hero in person. Then they get distracted and wave Toshi to wait nearby, where Rei offers to chill his water and asks if he's alright, if he breathed in any smoke.
3- They chat and then go back into the hospital as it's un-evacuated together, Rei hanging out in the lobby where he sits as the hospital staff focus on getting everyone else back to their rooms. It pays to be low priority sometimes. Eventually she tells him her name is Rei and that she's in room K18, if he ever wants to visit or call. She doesn't get to talk to anyone except doctors, family visitors, or other paitients, and most of them don't stay nearly as long as she does. It's been seven years, and she's very lonely. Toshinori is lonely too, and when he's out of time for a day and feeling useless with nothing to do, he likes to talk to a friend.
4- Rei has been in the hospital for eight years when it gets physical. At that point, Toshinori knows a bit about her family. She has kids, mentions visits from a son and daughter, and then quietly mentioned when her son turned seventeen- her daughter's already twenty. She's been there for so much of their lives. He asks if she's married, and she admits she isn't sure how to file for divorce in a hospital like she is, if she even can, if she wants to because she'd lose custody, if it matters when she's not raising them anyway. He doesn't ask much more, knows there is a dead child and a baby she says isn't safe with her there. Toshinori never called Nana 'mom' to her face while she was alive, and had a reason for it, and has a similar reason for not asking more, not asking for the other names when he gets Fuyumi and Natsuo's. Yes, the doctors and nurses all know Rei has a boyfriend who visits. they don't say anything. who would they even tell, anyway. I debated the humor of reusing the bit from candlelight shoto that Toshi and Rei could have a kid with a fire quirk, but yeah here? Rei ain't getting pregnant, absolutely not.
5- When Natsuo turns eighteen, Rei does actually file for divorce, or at least tries to get the ball rolling on that. Toshinori's trusted her that her marriage is over in all but name, but he's more at ease with it ended fully. Fuyumi is crushed but burying it all deep inside. Natsuo is like 'what are you talking about. divorce is the most normal possible outcome here.' But anyway, Rei also begins to bring up being discharged- something she never bothered with earlier, when it seemed like she'd never be able to go home while Shoto was there, and never would want to go back anyway. (Her parents are absolutely not an option either so where would she go once discharged? the hospital was her only security.) Toshinori then tells her at this point about his diagnosis, that he's supposed to be terminal, in a way. He doesn't have a lot of time he can give her. Rei says that's ok, she'll take what she can get. She moves in. Fuyumi still goes out to eat with her once a week, though Rei doesn't say she's moved in with a boyfriend, just says she's in a safe place and it's not Fuyumi's job to worry about it, please, let her do that, relax, be her daughter instead of a mother. Natsuo adds her to his cellphone plan and gets her one. Rei doesn't tell Toshinori her ex's identity. Toshinori doesn't tell her about OfA, though she does know he's mentoring a student for heroics and is very proud of him. (Toshinori is a secretary at Might Tower, he's a great mentor. Oh huh, he got a job position at UA at the same time as All Might, she wonders if they carpool.)
+1- OK THE REVEAL so the reveal is. Toshinori gets home from the SF. And Rei almost knocks him out by the door, eyes wide and panicked, asking if he's ok, if Shoto's ok. Toshinori is like "... young todoroki? yeah he's alright? i know his fight with young bakugo looked bad but- Rei???" And that's when it all clicks for him, he's having dozens of horrible realizations at once, all while Rei weeps over her youngest. Toshinori's been a hero for a very, very long time. He's felt hopeless, before. But even then, he's known what needs to be done, he just isn't able to do it. But now? he's at a complete loss with no idea what he should do.
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some people in the past have wondered why i singled out sapphirecrimsonclaw as being "white" on my womb curse post and its legitimately because. okay so i'm latin american. and i realize now that i have this bizarre unconscious bias where i really only take latin americans seriously as "magic" users.... like i dont believe in magic really at all but latinos. they can do it. because like growing up... i mean if you're latino you probably know what i'm talking about, you grow up and like everyone's casually doing bruja or santeria or whatever around you and its somewhat normalized so I legit cannot take it the slightest bit seriously whenever some white american is like yeah i do wicca like it just makes me laugh ;aoihfoaihef;oaiwhoihoaihfoih like no you're NOT!!!!!
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henlooo just wondering if you have any sketches of morax' parents? or you can describe them and who he'd taken after?
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i did have a sketch lying around, so i've cleaned it up and colored it!
in this hc zhongli would've gotten his dad's facial features, but like,, all the colors from his mom save the skin tone. also her smile. his dad is a qilin and i gave him a tail bc 1) qilin have tails 2) ganyu has no tail but she's half-human so that tells me nothing and 3) i can do what i want lmao
remember the mom was a jewelsmith so all the dangling bits and everything gold was made by her. the only reason the dad isn't absolutely decked in baubles like a christmas tree is bc he thinks it gets cumbersome at some point n the mom is like "you're no fun". he does let her use his horns as hangers for necklaces n shit while she works tho. the dad was also the one who saved baby zhongli from being a christmas tree, too.
zhongli does get his androgynous swag from both of them
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front-facing-pokemon · 4 months
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I'll give you a presumptuous roommate who acts like you're his maid even though you are paying just as much as him for your damn dorm
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coconut530 · 4 months
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RELIGIOUS TRAUMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#Nevermore#Nevermore Webtoon#Webtoon#ACTUALLY LIKE. ONE OF THE BEST EPISODES EVER#LIKE YES MONTY STILL IS A BAD PERSON FOR ALL THE THINGS HE’S DONE#BUT HE IS AN AMAZING VEHICLE TO TELL THIS STORY WITH LIKE GOD👏🏻DAMN👏🏻#LIKE THE HANDS BURNING HIM AND LIKE PUTTING THEIR DIRT ON HIM TO MAKE THEMSELVES CLEAN WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#ALL THE ADJECTIVES#“SO WHAT IF I AM!?” GOD. WHAT THE FRICK#NEED YOU FOR WHAT MONTY!?! OH CRAP IS THAT HIS MOM#WHY ARE YOUR EYES COVERED AND YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE IN RED#I MEAN YEAH MONTY WHAT YOU DID IN LIFE DIDN’T SOUND VERY GOOD YOU MAY HAVE EARNED THIS#MAKING HIM PRAY LIKE WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT#ACK GOAT EYES AND OHHHHHHH JEEEEEEZZZ CREEPYYYYYYY#ALTHOUGH RED N FLYNN LIKE REALLY POPPING OFF TODAY#ACK GOAT CREATURE#THE CANDLES THE CIRCLE THE CREATURE THE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#THE LORD’S PRAYER IN THE LIKE FLAMES THE HANDS THE CREATURE SACRIFICING A PERSON LIKE WHAT THE TIDES HAVE CHANGED#AND MONTY’S LAUGH TAKING US OUT#OH HI ANNABEL AND OOP PROSPERO AND EULALIE AND BERENICE AND MORELLA HI WHAT’RE Y’ALL DOING HERE ODD COMBO OF PEOPLE#PROSPERO COVERING HIMSELF FROM THE AIR#“Goodness…” UH NO DUH LIKE WHAT IS GOING ON!?#DUKE HAS MADE ADA TAKE THIS TO THE EXTREME AND HE CAN’T TURN HER OFF AND HER EYE PARTICLES ARE ALL OVER THE LITTLE ALCOVE#WILL’S GETTING THE LIFE CHOKED OUT OF HIM BY MONTY STILL UNDER THE ADA INFLUENCE#LENORE TRYING TO STOP HIM (??) WITH PLUTO HOLDING HER BACK#WHAT’S HAPPENINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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