[Me in Heaven]: Thanks for having me. Where do I log back into Tumblr?
God: Don’t start
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In the morning, sometimes me Lady Ma holds me up like the Lion King and hollers "Pennnnnssssyyyyylllvaaaannniiiiaaaaa"....from our front porch!!!
Then she carefully sets me down to go play.
She thinks she is a funny lady.
#BunJovi #MomGotJokes
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We got our eyes dilated today at the eye Dr. So they gave us these very fashion, very cool, plastic wrap-on glasses. We look fly af. Lol. Like extras in a Will Ferral movie, where we're evil heiress types, planning to buy and destroy the beloved Alpine ski resort's community center mwahhhaha. I love it. #funnyaf #funnyasamother #momjokes #snowday #winterfashion #sofly #momandme #twinsies #myminibff #eyesdilated #newglasses #snowyday (at Terrace Heights, Washington) https://www.instagram.com/p/CmdUYXZrXvx/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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One Funny Mother, Dena Blizzard | Divorce Lingerie & Becoming My Mother
Did you need a laugh tonight? Then we got you covered with One Funny Mother! In this lighthearted and humorous post, MomCave’s Jennifer Weedon Palazzo and One Funny Mother’s Dena Blizzard share all about motherhood and the funny moments that happened to them.
Jennifer Weedon Palazzo and Dena Blizzard share amusing stories and reflections about family and aging. They cover topics such as…
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Mother: "Ava, why did the tomato turn red?"
Ava: "I don't know, why?"
Mother: "Because it saw the salad dressing!"
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#lol #ghosts #halloweeniscoming #momjokes #comedy #laughteristhebestmedicine https://www.instagram.com/p/CkRsJtCLROM/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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I’m now a proud mommy of this beautiful Burrito Baby!! LOL! Ok I’ll show my self out now… #pun #funny #justbeingsilly #dadjokes #momjokes #weirdo https://www.instagram.com/p/CdzPJ4tpcZR/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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When Emma falls in love is very Blue Sargent coded
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It's like they know isn't it! 🙃😩 Double tap if you can relate...
#mummemes #mummeme #mumjokes #mumhumour #motherhoodmeme #mommemes #mommeme #momjokes #babymemes #babymeme #parentmemes #mumlife
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i hope it's revealed terra has a partner but has been cheating on them with amahikos momJoke
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This is so good. #puns #funnyaf #funnymom #momjokes #laughteristhebestmedicine #laughterisgoodforthesoul https://www.instagram.com/p/CmJuYR8JEub/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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𝙒𝙝𝙮 𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙩 𝙨𝙤 𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙡𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙢𝙤𝙢 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙨?
𝗕𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘀𝗵𝗲'𝘀 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗼 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴.
#SatireSale #Meme #momjokes #momlife #parentingmemes #relatablememes #funnymemes #dankmemes #sleepmemes #insomniamemes #homeworkmemes #satirememes #humormemes #funmemes #meme #memes #funny #lol #love #instagood #photooftheday #trending #explorepage #viral #tbt
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