#momma bear

[not-an-alien-scientist]

Weird Wording

Elvin: Seems Misty is brining her daughter on the ship for a short while

Kay: ... ho boy, Misty is a Momma Bear if I've ever seen one, best tell everyone be on their best behavior around her daughter *laughs*

Si'miel: ... mom...ma ..bear? A bear is a predator on your planet yes

Kay: Well yes but bears vary, some are omnivores like Brown Bears and Grizzly bears, and some are herbivores like Panda Bears

Elvin: Hey! Panda bears have the anatomy of a predator, don't diss them

Kay: bamboo eating goof balls might as well be called herbivores.... anyways then there are carnivores like Polar Bears....they don't actively hunt humans but they'd eat your face off if you attack them

Si'miel: So how is Misty any sort of bear? Is it an insult in human-English that I have not learned yet

Kay: hmmm I have no idea how to explain it

Elvin: Nah, calling her a Karen would be an insult. Momma bear is basically saying shes a really fierce mom whose protective of her child *shrug* of course all good parents are, but its more of a joking compliment.

Kay: Aka, you mess with Misty's daughter and she'll be angry at you

Si'miel: *alarmed* an angry human?!?? I MUST warn the others!! *scurries away before Kay or Elvin can stop them*

Kay: ... well I meant she'd just give you a stern talking to... I should probably be more precise with my words I keep scaring Si'miel.

Elvin: This your first deployment on a multi-species crew?

Kay: Yeh, how'd you know?

Elvin: After awhile you get used to everyone being startled by things that seem rather inconsequential to us

Kay: Still I'd rather not scare a friend *sighs a little downtrodden about the misunderstanding*

#humans are weird #humans are space orcs #momma bear #mama bear #my writing #original posting #my haso

[savage-flirtation]

@cosmicfaewitch 🤭🤭🤭

#cute bears #momma bear #why did the bear cross the street 🤭 #cute funny videos #cute baby animals

[okmcintyre]

Clarke + refusing to give up on saving her adopted kids people.

#the 100 #clarke griffin #MOMMA BEAR #she's a fighter #2x15 #2x16 #the delinquents #the100edit #the100rewatch #t100kt #(dante may have been talking about their actual parents) #(but he was 100% forshadowing DROPSHIP!MOM)

[gaybae1021]

More Than A Mentor

I never really liked Travcinda, the math for the ages never really made sense to me, and I didn’t love the dynamic. Honestly I really wasn’t even a big fan of Lucinda as a whole until recently.

But with Travis now being a sweet lil teenage boy desperately in need of mentorship, guess what we get instead?

Surrogate Magic Mom!!

And wow doing this change has really made all the difference, I really like Lucinda now that she has some Eda the Owl Lady energy.

#aphblr #aphmau #aphverse #mcd #mcd rewrite #aphmau mcd #minecraft diaries #mcd travis #mcd lucinda #aphmau travis #aphmau lucinda #travis valkrum #momma bear #magic #surrogate

[petite-ursus]

In Tris's book, when Tris and Briar go after Aymery, Sandry and Daja join them once the pirates have invaded and say they warned Niko and Lark.

I'm assuming the kids experienced a similar shared experience of the pirates busting in as others throughout the book, and that woke them.

But then I imagine the teachers being woken involved them fighting their way out of a drugged sleep, knowing something was wrong and their charges were in danger-- semi-similar to several books later in WotE when Daja and Briar buck a magicked sleep.

And. I'd. Just. Like. To see it.

#circle of magic #tamora pierce #will of the empress #It's the Way Niko comes in to the fight? #the way she describes him lighting up the area... #we don't REALLY get to dwell on it #but it's giving #momma bear

[emotopunkpipeline]

I cannot wait to have a baby. Let me be a momma bear, please please please. Let me dance to their kicks. Let me sing to my belly. Let me read to my uterus. Let me love my child the way I strive to love myself. Let me kiss every boo boo. Let me hold their little hand. Let me look back at my stretch marks the way I look back at my tattoos, like something to be proud of. Let me bring forth life, and let me hold it in my very human hands, holding on hard enough to keep safe but gently enough to let go.

#just let me have a baby #baby fever #momma bear #probably daddy bear too #please let me have a baby #i want to kiss my kiddo on the forehead and the fingers and the toes and ugh #please please please #she thinks #I JUST WANT A BABY #but like #with a family and with resources and only when I'm ready but UGH #let me grow my family #please #babies #baby

[o-kurwa]

Bear cubs = 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

#momma bear

[tetsunabouquet]

Kuroko’s need to dote (Headcanon)

Alright, my next headcanon! I personally wish to cover every popular KNB husbando for the fans out there, so hereby I move onto Kuroko. I have not received a message from an Akashi or Murasakibara fan if they want a specific drabble yet, so I’ve been working on an idea for a Murasakibara one (warning, this drabble might contain bribery). But before that, let’s focus on our precious blue bean.  -Alright, when I say, ‘need to dote’ I mean this guy just wants to hug and fawn over everything cute and/or sweet. On the inside, he’s definitely that grandma who’s pinching cute kids cheeks and cooing but its not so noticable because of his deadpan personality. -Exhibit A. He likes animals, in particularly cute ones. -Exhibit B. Having dreams about becoming a kindergarden teacher, he definitely likes kids, particularly young ones.  -Exhibit C. Even though Momoi downright crosses some boundaries at times and he doesn’t seems to like her back, he’s never angry with her but pets her head, goes on a date with her and spoils her nonetheless in that one replace chapter. -Exhibit D. He’s almost murderous if someone hurts his team members, like what happened to Kiyoshi as well as Murasakibara in Last Game. -Its like his instincts are driven by mommy bear and grandma fever mode.  -This is also why Kuroko would make one of the best fathers in the KNB universe. -Definitely wouldn’t mind becoming a dad at a young age. -I can also see him wanting to have a big family. -His phone gallery is full with pictures of Nigou and his kids as an adult.  -He’d show them off whenever the opportunity arises. -Likely he’d adopt a few more pets. -Probably would be into cute girls working at animal shelters.  -If something were to happen to any of the GOM/Seirin team and their wives, Kuroko would be that friend taking in their kid.  -I can see him and his family being very into holiday decorations and making them together. Even foreign holidays. He’s carving pumpkins with his kids, alright! -He’d be that dad who’d proudly hang his 4 year old’s terrible art work on their home’s walls. -His s/o would be spoiled AF. -From sweet dates to long, loving cuddling sessions. He’d make sure you feel loved every day.  -This guy knows how to give you compliments, and you sure get a lot. -The kind of husband who cooes over his s/o and calls them ‘my sweetheart’ even when they’re old and months away from passing away in their sleep. -To him, you’re his sweetheart until the very end.

#kuroko x reader #knb #knb x reader #kuroko tetsuya #kuroko no basket #animals #kids #fatherhood #momma bear

[littlepawz]

This baby just loves every part of his momma - first he has a swim on her back, and then takes a nap on her nose. So precious <3 

#bears #grizzlies #wildlife #wild animals #bear cubs #momma bear #bears with babies #animal familes #motherhood #precious animal bonds #awww #nature

[bubbleworldaddict]

Kudos to the bestest Momma Bear ever!

TanKhun you got the style, the heart, and the brains.

#tankhun #crazy sexy beast #kinnporche the series #kinnporsche #kim theerapanyakul #momma bear #I’ll fight for who I love #the real hero #everyone needs a tankhun in their life

[dark-mega]

It's funny how you're taught that nurture plays an immeasurable role in who you are while also being taught that YOU play an immeasurable role in who you are. The thing is, deep down nobody really believes nurture plays an immeasurable role in who you are while also believing that YOU play an immeasurable role in who you are, at least in a consistent way. Deep down people want it to be one or the other depending on the person they're judging so they sort people into two groups. Those who are the way they are because the world forces their hand, and those who are the way they are "just because". That's sadly how you get characters like Adrien Agreste and Jack Horner. Like Astruc said, everyone knows Adrien is "perfect", but does flawed things because the world forces his hand. And everyone knows nurture played no role in creating Jack Horner. He is the way he is "just because".

You see this is actually showcased by Jack,Adrien and Chloe

Chloe was molded by her nurture since every aspect of her personality was because of someone else’s influence. Her mother her pure hatred for anything that she doesn’t like but also her need for attention, her spoiled personality and the fact she sometimes is a giant brat but also her relationship with Sabrina which may have come from the similar relationship their fathers have (showcased by mega leech) and finally Hawkmoth & ladybug molded her personality in different ways; Ladybug for the better and hawkmoth for the worse but Chloe never really did anything to build character herself, she just learned from others

Jack was molded by himself since every part of he’s life is nothing but him having the wrong reaction, loving parents,a thriving business and a mansion, yet he still envy’s the fairytale characters, Jack choose to be like that

And Adrien a bit of both since he’s obviously emotionally easy to break and manipulate thanks to he’s father but he molded himself has someone with… “attitude” to say the least which is showcased by he’s alter ego “cat noir” which showcased he’s self built sense of rebellion

On a side note can i talk about how this talks about Adriens character and hawkmoth has a villain?

people always debate if Ladybug should be the protagonist but cat noir having not only having this personal conflict but also hawkmoth being he’s father shows he has more potential than she could ever had

They try to give them a Spider-Man and Green Goblin kind of rivalry but that doesn’t work with ladybug and Hawkmoth

Good villains have something that puts them against their Hero

Batman and Joker are complete opposites

Death is Puss in Boots biggest fear and motivation for the wish (literally) going after him

Green goblin and Spider-Man are in similar situations, both have the power to change the world but Peter learned to use this power to better the life’s of others even if he’s sucks, meanwhile Norman used this power to better he’s life while ruining others to better he’s already great life (not talking about the movie version but more like of the comics and other series version)

Hawkmoth does not have any kind of connection with ladybug or parallel or anything, at most he makes her life a stress for having to save Paris while also being her crush father. But outside of that the character that fits better has Hawkmoth enemy is Adrien

Jack exists not only so they can get rid of the wish and have a big bad to defeat since death is unbeatable, but also to showcase the kinds of villains. A movie Can have, the movie doesn’t pretend he’s puss biggest enemy but he’s the worse person in here

Gabriel is the worse person but still fails to be anything more than a villain, he lacks the enjoyment of Jack or the sympathy Goldilocks & the three bear give and he’s not even near the level of intimidation,fear,power and personal connections Death has with puss

#goldilocks #baby bear #daddy bear #momma bear #death puss in boots #big jack horner #jack horner #hawkmoth #chloe bourgeois #the joker #batman #spiderman #green goblin #adrien agreste #chat noir #cat noir #marinette dupen chang #ladybug #puss in boots the last wish #spider man #miraculous ladybug #MLB #puss in boots #rant #miraculous rant

[thatmomwitchfriend]

One of my work babies is leaving us 😢 but onward and upward! So proud of my work kids for moving forward in life

#work #work mom #momma bear #cute

[prof-peach]

Peach's thoughts on Rei only using one Pokémon in battle even when the person they're up against decides to throw out their whole team?

Sometimes just one is enough. Quality over quantity.

Hangs back, sees what his next move is, might be smart, the kid shows a knack for ridiculous plans that somehow work out. She always calls him 'lucky' perhaps this is another example of that.

If she was there with him however, you can bet she'd be trying very hard not to show her nervousness, the tension she's carrying watching from the sidelines, having to do everything in her power not to coach him from the sidelines, let him do it. Val eagle eyed, watching to jump in as soon as Peach says the word, Rei is possibly the only human who is allowed to touch her outside of Peach and Grey (but he's on thin ice).

If he was alone completely and she hears of the act afterwards, she would scold him for recklessness, no backup? What would have happened if his plan failed? Don't be dumb, don't risk your pokemon.

#prof.peach #momma bear #ooc

[firmfart-blog]

#New mom #Me #selfie #momma bear #my baby #self

[rjhpandapaws]

There are a lot of things I love about my mom, but one of the things that has been big for me is that she takes my online friendships seriously.

She knows how much you guys mean to me amd how hard in person friendships are for me due to my various mental and physical issues.

When we talk, she'll call you guys by the names i gave you (Tartra, Ottie, Dragon, and so on) or if she means all of you she calls you my long distance friends.

It means a lot to me and i thought you guys would like to know.

#panda has said a thing #mutuals #online friends #momma bear

[freedomseeker91]

Momma Bear....

Chapter: One-Shot Within The More Than Good Enough Universe

Title: Momma Bear

Summary: A little glimpse into how Chloe grew from the sunny easy going acapella girl, to a protective Momma Bear. 

Rating: G for General.

Warnings: None.

Chloe Mitchell wasn’t usually one to get jealous or possessive. It wasn’t in her nature. In fact, it almost went against her naturally sunny disposition. She had never been one to get jealous of a partner talking or flirting with someone else and she had never once shown herself to be territorial or possessive.

When she had been with Tom or Chicago or any of the other guys or girls she had momentarily been in relationships with or dated, she had never found herself pulling them away from conversations they were having or feeling the need to stake her claim so that people knew their place.  Her go to line had always been “if they’re being respectful what’s the big deal.”

Everyone just thought she was easy going, herself in included.

It wasn’t until Chloe found herself having feelings for and eventually falling in love with her best friend that it became clear that wasn’t case. Turned out the reason Chloe had never gotten jealous before was because she had never cared deeply enough about the person she was with.

Sure, she had liked them, even loved them to some degree, but she had never fallen so deeply that she feared losing them more than she feared anything else.

Beca Mitchell was Chloe’s whole world, her greatest teammate, her loudest supporter, her deepest love and the safe guard of all of Chloe’s thoughts, feelings, insecurities and vulnerabilities. She was Chloe’s person. The one for all of time.

It was only natural that in finding her soulmate, Chloe also discovered depths to her character she had never encountered before.

In the early years of Beca’s success, Chloe had found herself wildly jealous. Not because of Beca’s fame or money or anything like that, but because of the attention it brought. Attention from admirers, fans, the general public. Attention that could at times be unforgiving towards Chloe and her existence in Beca’s life.

Whether it was fans who thought she wasn’t good enough, or studio execs and figure heads who believed Beca would boost her marketability if she were to hook up with another big name for publicity. Chloe was often times brushed aside.

At times it had caused her to snap at the brunette, usually in situations where they would be at an event and Chloe wasn’t really in the conversation because she wasn’t deemed important enough, or at an after party where someone would blatantly try and hit on her then girlfriend.

But even though Beca didn’t appreciate Chloe’s little outbursts, she always understood the deeper meaning behind them and she never once made Chloe feel guilty for feeling the way she did, rather she would take her aside and remind her that at the end of the night, whether it was after an award show or a tour or recording an album, it was Chloe that Beca was going home to. Not any of those people who tried to sway her head.

Beca Mitchell could be a lot of things, a little emotionally closed off at times, oblivious to interactions that were more than a little friendly, standoffish and even prickly when feeling attacked. But behind it all she was a fiercely loyal and committed person. Once she opened up and let you in you had her completely. And Chloe often had to remind herself how lucky she was that she got to be that person for Beca.

Beca often bristled at PDA and space invasion, with Chloe, she welcomed it, craved it. Because Chloe was the exception to all of Beca’s rules.

As time moved on and their relationship blossomed into something deeper, from girlfriends to fiancées to wives, Chloe’s jealousy evaporated and was replaced with an impenetrable sense of protectiveness. A longing to protect their relationships, but mostly, a longing to protect Beca from the often times cruel nature of the business and everything that came with it.

Beca was a strong woman, the strongest person Chloe knew, but even the strongest people have their weaknesses and moments of doubt and insecurity.

Whether it was pulling her wife out of her phone and away from trolls making nasty comments about her work or appearance, or label execs who tried to bully her and put her in her place. Or Chloe’s particular gear grinding frustration, the media and the paps.

Chloe had witnessed the rollercoaster that was Beca’s mental health ride out various situations over the years, from the highest highs to the lowest lows and everything in between and it was though riding those ebbs and flows with Beca that Chloe learned to be the anchor, the safety net and security blanket Beca needed to push through every single time.

When Beca had fallen pregnant with their daughter, that protective streak never wavered. In fact, the gravity of the situation only amplified Chloe’s Beca senses.

While Beca stressed out about finding the perfect home near the best parks and schools and making sure their baby had everything they could possibly need, Chloe focused her energy into making sure her wife was taken care of.

She coddled Beca and she would never apologise for it. When the pregnancy had made Beca extra clingy, Chloe had clung to her just as tightly. When hormones had made Beca feel low and her self esteem took a hit, Chloe would drag her up to their room, get them comfy under the duvet with various different snacks and veg out watching Hocus Pocus or whatever other nostalgic content made her wife feel better.

And when Beca felt particularly vulnerable about her changing body, Chloe was instantly there to remind her that she never appreciated and loved Beca’s body more than in those months watching it grow to house and nurture their baby.

“Bec’s you’re carrying the most precious gift anyone has ever given me. Every time I look at you, I’m in awe. You’re carrying OUR baby. What your body is doing is the most beautiful thing in the world and nothing will ever change that for me. I love you so much and I love every single inch of this body because it’s you.”

Chloe Mitchell was protective yes, but it was nothing compared to how she felt when her daughter had finally been born.

Avery Jane Mitchell was the tiniest little thing Chloe had ever seen. Arriving by c-section a couple of weeks early, Chloe was a blubbering mess. As her amazing wife lay on that table, their daughter resting on her chest as doctors began to stitch her up, Chloe was overwhelmed with love.

When the nurses had taken AJ away to clean her up and check her over, the redhead cradled her arm around Beca’s head, their foreheads touching as she expressed her love and admiration for her wife. And when the nurses returned with AJ and handed her to Chloe, she held her in her arms that first time as if she could physically shield her from everything bad in the world.

Her emotions were heightened, her senses were heightened. In a matter of hours Chloe Mitchell’s whole life changed. This was real now. Chloe had two girls who completely and utterly ruled her world. Two girls who owned every single piece of her heart. Two girls Chloe was more than certain she would lay down her life for.

AJ Mitchell was the centre of her parents’ world and Chloe had never loved Beca more than in that moment when she gave birth to their child.

It was in the quiet moments, hours later with Beca fast asleep and Chloe gently rocking their daughter in a chair by her bedside, that Chloe was struck by how quickly the world around her seemed to fade away.

All of the things she used to think mattered, suddenly seemed insignificant. For the rest of her life, she was responsible for helping that little girl to grow, to shape the person she would become, to protect her from anything life may throw at her and to provide her with the tools to navigate it.

Chloe’s life had taken on a whole new meaning and she relished in it.

To have not one, but two great loves of her life, she honestly felt like she had won the lottery. As Beca began to rouse from her drug induced sleep, Chloe grasped her by the hand, their daughter resting comfortably in the crook of her arm, and smiled up at her wife’s questioning eyes.

“Don’t worry, Momma Bears got this,” she smiled and Beca grinned back at her as her eyes closed and she drifted back to sleep.  

Raising Beca’s hand to her lips she kissed it gently and softly whispered.

“Momma Bear’s got both of you.”

#Bechloe #Pitch Perfect #Fan Fic #One Shot #More Than Good Enough Universe #Momma Bear