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rewritingcanon · 20 days
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hot take (maybe?) but sirius was walburga’s fav child because he was the most like her at his worst
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lionfloss · 1 year
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nerfpuncher · 1 year
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They couldn't let Echo go to Pabu cause he would have been on the beach with a margarita in his hand the instant they landed.
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castielsprostate · 3 months
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day 200 of asking misha to put his hands around my neck and choke me lightly
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hisbucky · 1 month
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Buck: Is it okay if Eddie comes over later? Athena: Are you two dating? Buck, embarrassed: Mom! Not cool! Athena: I'm taking that as a yes. Keep the door open at all times, we don't want Bobby to have a heart attack when he comes home. Buck: ...Fine, whatever. It's not like I was going to make out with my boyfriend while you guys were still in the house. Athena: Uh-huh, I believe you. Love you! Buck: Hmm, love you too.
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maysrinn · 18 days
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The little ✨OPSIE DAISY✨
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Meet ✨Lucia Honey Snow✨
Lucy Gray was 45 years old when she had Lucia. The arrival of Lucia, the little surprise bundle of joy, was not planned. However, Coriolanus was overjoyed upon hearing the news, despite having had a conversation with his wife five years ago where she rejected his proposal of having another fledgling. He took the news in stride, although he was a bit salty about it for a week.
No, Coriolanus didn’t „help“ after not getting his way, there was another banquet at the mansion and it ended with the two of them drunk after having to endure Livia for the whole night.
Lucia is the spitting Image of Coriolanus, leaving Lucy Gray no choice making the first few hours with her newborn daughter a joke session.
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Lucy Gray: 9 months; 16 hours at the age of 45 and this is what I get…look at her
Coriolanus: I think she looks beautiful
Lucy Gray: She looks like the result after I tell you to go ✨Fuck yourself✨
Coriolanus: Lucy Gray…
Lucy Gray: let me guess also some sky blue little… OHOOO! Called it
Coriolanus: Lucy Gray-
Lucy Gray: Yes, yes I got it… she's a sweet little bird
Coriolanus: Indeed
Lucy Gray: …Coriolanus
Coriolanus: Yes?
Lucy Gray: congratulations YOU are the mother!
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SHE LOVES HER DAUGHTER and gives her a second name the color Honey because of how sweet the little girl was and also because she didn’t know the color was called Gamboge
Coriolanus was indeed the one who named his daughter Lucia which sounded similar to Lucy
She's the only kid who's called full-time by both of her names, honey sounds like an affectionate nickname
…Unfortunately she doesn’t have any friends beside her sister, but that’s a story for another time
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mishapen-dear · 4 months
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still so gucking delighted by how happy dapper was when they heard about all of bad’s killing. mad scientist baby loves loves loves to see his dad covered in other people’s blood. I can’t wait to see the other eggs’ reacts to what their parents did in purgatory. Will Richas be excited to hear all the tales of murder? Will Pomme be horrified? Is Chayanne gonna be delighted to hear about his dad and his mighty feat of saving tubbo? What about Leo? Ramon? Tallulah? their parents all went thru so much, and did so much. What will they think about it? (And will their parents even tell them?)
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harrywavycurly · 13 days
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Secret Rendezvous Part 8: Miss You?
Masterlist: Here
CW: Language
Tag List: @emma77645 @aol19 @tlclick73 @prestinalove @kailey-firefly @fromasgardandback @therealgothamguardianfr @peaches-roses-sins @hiscrimsonangel @furiousladyking @angelina16torres-blog @sofaritsalrightt @josephquinnsfreckles @starrywhitenight @mrsjellymunson @witchwolflea @jasminelafleur @ohmeg @comeonatmebruh @missmarch-99 @arthurcerverogf
A/N: Okay y’all this is huge for Eddie right? Do we think he’s over being asshole or no? Also I’m so friggin excited for the next part but enjoy!✨
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twice as nice! ❤️
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Good evening~
Fellas, is it gay to stay in the sanctuary's bed a bit longer on your beefy best guy friend's chest to relax?
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bono-boox-heart · 10 months
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Wait, wait, wait!
Are you telling me…
That Mo is gonna bring his friends + Brother Qiu to HIS HOME and MAKE THEM DINNER??
Have you thought about what will happen if HIS MOTHER APPEARS WHILE THEY ARE ALL THERE??????
She’ll be like “Ohh! My son’s friends AND THIS HUGE MAFIA MAN!!!!!!
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unlawfulchaos · 7 months
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Maverick, trying to flirt: My dick is like life... Life is hard.
Iceman, blankly: Life is also short.
Maverick: Listen here, you annoyingly sexy son of a bitch-
Iceman, trying to contain his upset: You should know that my mother is an incredibly kind, respected, and well loved woman.
Maverick: I meant your father?
Iceman: ...
Iceman: Continue.
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many years ago someone complimented me on how sincerely i wished my ex well after a break up and i did mean it at the time but im truly not that bitch anymore i hope his nose is stuffy the rest of his life tbqph
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scruus · 2 months
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HOLD UP HOL UP!!!
i read somewhere that since zhongli and neuvillette are dragons, they can canonically become pregnant ‼️‼️🚨
BRB GUYS GOT SOME IMPORTANT WORK TO DO🏃‍♀️💨
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kaidabakugou · 2 months
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i got heart shaped pizzas for me and my mom to celebrate her retirement today and look how cuteeeeee!!🥺
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facingthefossegrim · 9 months
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please don’t startle him 。
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He Tian doesn’t need any more bruises.
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