#moms whiskey

[blazeismyname]

Normal bleeding boyfriend texts.

WHILE I WAS WRITING THE TAG SHE RESPONDED HELP

#the mechanisms #the mechs #i hope she listens #i want my friends to just be chilling there with the mechs while my coffin is sowly being placed into the ground #blood and whiskey just BLASTING #while my mother and father are like “She was such a sweet girl” #cause theyre gonna mosgender me #lol #anyways #my mom is getting me soon #so i can suffer in comfort #after the second message tags: #get yourself a partner or friend who treats you like this #dude #i love her so much

[androcola]

its hard being a teenager

#my art #digital art #m&m headcanon #as we go along #blood tw #the monkees #his church suit...the only good clothes he owned back home #he def has a flask of whiskey in that book bag btw. mamas little alcoholic 😊😊😊 (she doesnt know) #none of his clothes fit him.its all army surplus store stuff and thrifted stuff. bought by his mom 😭

[sanddollarpoems]

Blessed are the moms

Who will cook and clean

And care for everyone else

On a day that is supposed

To be for them

#sanddollarpoems #spilled ink #poem #shorties #mother's day #for all those single moms #I'm buying a pizza #that I don't have to cook #and finishing that bottle of whiskey

[ninebluehearts]

No idea if this has been done yet or not, but maybe Agent Whiskey with a single mom? Also love your work!

I'm gonna scream- THIS IS PERFECT ANON!!!

And thank you baby 🥺💗

Part 2 part 3

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"Shit!" Your alarm blared throughout your bedroom, waking both you and your boyfriend. "You've gotta go!" You whisper yelled, pushing his shoulder before jumping up to gather his clothes from the night before.

Whiskey was only supposed to come over for a quick hook-up, but both of you were just so tired, and he was so warm.. Needless to say, you both fell asleep.

Madeline, your nine-year-old daughter, didn't know about Whiskey yet. You wanted to introduce them, but there just never seemed to be a good time.

Whiskey flopped over onto his back, letting out a loud yawn as he stretched. "Darlin', we've been together for almost a year now. Don't you think it would just be easier to tell her?"

"We've talked about this Jack. I just don't think she's ready." You threw his clothes at him, hurrying into your closet to get yourself dressed.

Your daughter had never really had a father figure before and you honestly didn't know how she'd feel about having one. And if things didn't work out between you and Whiskey and you had to take that away from her? You just couldn't risk it until you were sure this was going to work.

"Yeah, two months ago. Listen, from the sounds of it, she'd want you to be happy."

"Yes, and I want her to be happy. I don't want to force her to like my boyfriend just for the sake of my own happiness. My Mother pulled that shit and I still resent her for it."

Whiskey finished buckling his belt, now walking over to hug you from behind as you buttoned your jeans. "This is different. We're not forcing her to do anything. I just don't wanna sneak around anymore." Whiskey pressed his lips against your neck, gently nipping at the sensitive skin. "I wanna hold you in the mornings, mamas."

You bit your lip to hold back your gasp, pressing back into him. "No marks Jack."

Whiskey hummed, his hand slowly moving down your navel. "That's another thing. I wanna start markin' you up; showin' people who you belong to."

You hated that he was right. You wanted him to be wrong, but with his sweet, husky accent rumbling so close to your ear, you could say yes to anything in that moment. "I-"

"Mom? We're gonna be late!" Madeline knocked on your door, jiggling the locked handle.

Your eyes shot open. "Shit!" You hurried over and opened the door, just enough for you to see one another. "Goodmorning baby! Listen, can you please throw some bread in the toaster for me? I promise I'll be right down."

Madeline nodded, pushing the door open wide enough so she could give you a hug, before making her way downstairs.

You shut the door with a sigh, relief flooding throughout your body.

"This is ridiculous." Whiskey mumbled, sitting on the edge of your bed before forcefully shoving his boots on.

You bit the nail on your thumb, trying to figure out a solution. "Alright, alright. What are you doing Saturday night?"

Whiskey raised his eyebrow. "Why? So, you can fuck me and then kick me out afterwards?"

"Okay, I deserve that." You walked over and sat next to him, reaching over to hold his hand. "It's Wednesday now. I promise that over the next few days I will tell Madeline about us, and then on Saturday we can all go out for dinner. Okay?"

"You promise? Because you've said that before.."

"Jack, her hamster died! I couldn't exactly tell her about you while she was mourning!"

"Fair enough." Whiskey said with a chuckle, leaning down to kiss your cheek.

"I promise. I'll tell her."

Whiskey nodded, leaning his forehead against yours. "It's gonna be okay. You know that, right?"

You took in a shaky breath, squeezing his hand. "I know."

"Good. Now, I do have to get to work and that little one's gotta get to school, so you should probably go.."

"Oh shit! You're right. Okay." You pressed a quick kiss to his lips, pulling away when you stood up. "Saturday?"

Whiskey nodded. "Saturday."

You walked over and unlocked your door. "I love you." You said, turning around to smile at him.

"I love you too darlin'. "

"Mom! I think the toaster's on fire!" Madeline called from the kitchen.

You shook your head. "Coming!" You blew Whiskey a kiss before running downstairs, leaving him to wait in your bedroom until you managed to get yourself and Madeline out the door.

It was going to be difficult, but Whiskey and Madeline would get along, right? Both of them seemed to be trouble makers so..

God help you.

#💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙thoughts #thanks for the ask!! #agent whiskey fanfiction #agent whiskey x reader #agent whiskey #agent whiskey x single mom reader #jack daniels #jack daniels x reader #jack daniels fanfic #jack daniels x single mom reader #kingsmen #kingsmen golden circle #kingsmen golden circle fanficton #jose pedro balmaceda pascal #pedro pascal fanfiction #pedro pascal

[crown-ov-horns]

Superion and Vincent have divorced couple energy. Superion and Duretti have sibling energy.

#warrior nun #mother superion #father vincent #pope duretti #warrior nun fandom #wn fandom #warrior nun crack #diary pages #confessions of a madwoman #you know i'm right #divorced energy at least in s2 #superion and jillian have mom friends energy #they find out both of their husband left them for the same cult while drinking rose #tho superion seems like a whiskey kind of woman #she needs whiskey with all these clowns she has to mind

[buysomecheese]

Ok my phone's off but I need to remember to tell my boyfriend so Everyone gets to see On The Tumblr

This ice cream is so good actually I have so many ideas for things to use Old Bay in now fr. The cornmeal fucks with the texture too much for my liking but the flavor is So good. Like I'm definitely for suresies using Old Bay in whatever pie I end up making for Thanksgiving + I'm thinking I'll fold it into the whipped cream I think that would combine really well

#he made me like old bay tater tot ice cream for my birthday (party) #because I've never had old bay before (my mom is a wimp about foods) #it's really so good though I have so many plans to subject people to fr #like this would work so well in a spiced cake instead of the cinnamon and other spices normally there #I need to try a whiskey cake again but I think it'd be fun there as well #in pies (especially pumpkin/sweet potato) yum fr #apparently it goes well with caramel (which I totally believe the flavors would be so GOOD together) so probably a blondie bar with caramel #thank you fr for bringing this into my life

[slutdge]

im getting day drunk and trying to repress how much i wanna throw myself off a fuckin bridge so send in some asks yall tell me what youre listening to or a delight from your day or whatever else is on your mind 🤎

#embarassed myself cause my mom will just text me the most toxic abusive shit out of nowhere and i was in public #when it happened today so i humiliated myself by crying infront of strangers #i wish this consistent 24 years of abuse would come to an end lads but unfortunately being disabled in this economy #forces you to keep in contact with abusers who beat you and emotionally tormented you for years 🥲🥲🥲 #ah well nothing some whiskey and a shotgun blast to the face cant solve

[9franklin3]

#marlon craft #kota the friend #mom’s whiskey #music #soundcloud #underrated fire #everything music #hip hop #rap #deep #r&b #quotes #alternative #indie #edm

[anachronistic-falsehood]

The term generation loss refers to “the loss of quality between subsequent copies or transcodes of data” (Wikipedia). With this definition in mind, do you feel that the title of Generation Loss was fitting for the end product? If not, what title might you have chosen? Please include a short analysis of the show’s apparent theme(s) in your response.

???? BABYGIRL COMIN IN HERE WITH A FUCKING ESSAY PROMPT??? HELLO???? YOU SOUND LIKE MY MOM WHO WAS ALSO MY ENGLISH TEACHER. THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY. I DON'T KNOW WHY.

yk what?? i will do this. for u anon. and for the bit. always for the bit

anyway. yeah. here we go!!! holy fuck!!!!

Generation Loss and its Themes: Why the Title Does Not Live Up to the Content

Generation Loss, in my opinion, is a mishmash of bad improv and loosely taped together plotlines. The plot follows Ranboo through three different locations: a cabin in the woods, a Saw-like game show, and an abandoned mall with a Twitch streamer food court. If you want to talk about a "loss of quality" it would be hard to, because the plot of Genloss has no quality to begin with and thus no quality to lose. That might have been mean, but I don't care. Generation Loss' plot is what it is, with no subtlety and no nuance, and no copying of data in order to make anything--the reality, the filming, the acting, anything--lose quality in the first place. (The rest is under a cut because this is long)

The central theme of Generation Loss could be anything, according to different people. Honestly, I don't know what Ranboo intended for it to be myself, because there's almost nothing of substance to look for in order to piece together any kind of theme. Its focus is about being under someone/something's control and wanting to escape it, but an overall theme is the focus + the insight about that central focus. What is Genloss trying to say about control? That it's hard to escape it? That people in control of you will do everything within their power to keep their control over you? That it's impossible to escape that oppressive control and no matter how hard you fight you will never be free?? Who fucking knows! Most works can have multiple focuses and themes, but there's barely anything to pull from with Genloss, so I think I just listed the only three themes this thing can have. For the sake of my own sanity, I will settle on the theme of the insistence that those in control will do all they can to retain their power over others.

If we look at the definition of generation loss, "the loss of quality between subsequent copies or transcodes of data," and look at that theme of people's desperation to keep others under their control... there's no correlation. "But Whiskey, the theme isn't just control, it's about the distortion of reality!" THAT'S NOT A THEME!!! THAT'S A CONCEPT!!! But sure, that could tie into our theme of control and how people in power will lie to the people below them and distort their perceptions of reality in order to keep them under control. But. That still doesn't quite work with the term "generation loss."

Generation loss is the process of copying something so many times, it becomes nearly unrecognizable. "Generation Loss," the series, doesn't do that. Nothing is copied. Nothing is transferred from one thing to the next resulting in further distortion of Ranboo's reality. It's just the same facility. All of the episodes are so different that any form of generation loss couldn't possibly apply to it since they're not distorted copies of each other, but all the episodes are somehow plagued with the same sameness that you can barely get any substance out of them in the first place.

Furthermore, generation loss typically refers to analog recordings, of which there are barely any within the series itself, and those that are there aren't distorted enough to really earn the title "Generation Loss." Generation loss applying to digital recordings is less prominent, especially since digital files can be copied and pasted to and from devices with little to no trouble. But all of Genloss is filmed in a digital manner. There is no loss of quality to the filming, how it looks, the reality the characters face, anything. It's like Ranboo completely forgot what the title of their own series was. There's a reason people expected it to be an analog horror series: a) because Ranboo said that analog horror was an inspiration for it, and b) because of the name.

There is nothing, thematically or in technique, about Generation Loss that earns the title Generation Loss. But maybe I'm being too hard on it. Maybe Generation 2 will be a deteriorated version of Generation 1, or maybe the next installment of Generation 0 will be a distorted version of the first installment. I don't know! All I know is that, as is, Genloss doesn't live up to the title "Generation Loss." I look forward to seeing where the series goes and if it can change my mind or win me over. We'll see!

#the 'Please include a short analysis of the show’s apparent theme(s) in your response.' is what's killing me. holy fuck. #that genuinely sounds like an ap english essay prompt that my mom would put on our final exams i'm losing my mind #anon thank u for this. it made me giggle and also let me rant abt genloss again <3 #genloss crit #genloss neg #whiskeys word soup

[bugmistake]

oh my god. tennessee whiskey take me away..... you're as smooth.. as tennessee whiskey.. you're as sweeeet.. as strawberry wine.. you're as waaaarm as a glass of brandy.. and honey i stay stoned.. on your love all the time..

#i dont know anything about chris stapleton im not googling anything about him. i dont want to know #i dont need to know anything about male country singers. frankly. #but i did karaoke with a bunch of my mom's friends a few months ago #and one of them is a kind of like. dapper butch and she was like i wanna do tennesee whiskey #and i was like YEAH. YOU SURE FUCKING DO!!!! #it was awesome. i love country music and i love lesbians. #and then i did neon moon by brooks and dunn. huge night for gay people who like country music. #neon moon was my number one song of 2023. btw. cuz i sang it in the shower almost every day.

[vomitgaze]

I'm at the liquor store, what do yall want?

#im trying to convince my mom to buy me whiskey 😈

[docholligay]

I clearly did not remember this pilot at ALL, holy shit

#sisko dies and goes to wormhole hell/heaven/ I am not sure is WILD good god #Me staring at my whiskey: How much of this have I HAD #only slightly less jarring than Kira's mom bob

[pr]

i am incapable of not being viscerally envious of young rich people like sorry my vice is feeling like they couldnt possibly understand and truly empathize with the struggles of regular ppl, while simultaneously wanting what they have

#i mean this about celebrities but i also mean this about my little brother's classmates at yale #we grew up in borderline poverty (he goes to yale on grant money/loans) but he hangs with a crowd of. well. the type of #young folks who go to yale aldhalas. like rupert murdoch's daughter is in his class. like last summer his friend just took him to #their summer home in the hamptons and on spring break to quebec. his roommate's family owns a whiskey distillery and his #other roommate has an astronaut for a dad like??? how do people just GET to have that while we struggle for fucking everything #idk maybe this is very Niche but constantly hearing my mom bragging about his school mates and also seeing all the #nepo babies on here just feels like a continuous kick in the shins lol #op

[todayisafridaynight]

grabbing rainbow sherbet vodka for the stream because I know it's what ichi would want 🤞

bro grabbing that fucking super mario vodka what the shit 😭

#snap chats #i dont know what im gonna get...... i SHOULD get soju since i can get more for cheaper #and soju's more potent now innit... but i am a sake fan... sake my best friend.. #but i like my sake hot. unless its nigori then OF COURSE you have to have it chilled.... #gddammit i left my shot glass at my moms. i didnt think id need it </3 #maybe sake's the game then..... #just to make sure i dont ACTUALY black out NO DID I TELL THE TIME I BLAKCED OUT FOR THE FIRST AND ONLY TIME #ILL TELL IT AGAIN SINCE ITS TOPICAL IT WAS THE NIGHT OF MY SISTER'S WEDDING #and i went out post-wedding drinking with my dad and my sis and her hubby yeah #and /im/ a master of acting like im fine when im not when i care to and since i never want to look A Fool in front of my father again #i acted fine after i reached the point where I Very Much Was Not Fine #LIKE THERE WERE DRINKS AT THE WEDDING OOFC BUT I ALSO GOT SOME WHISKEY AT A BAR WE WENT TO #AND SO EVENTUALLY MY DAD AND HIS WIFE AND I ALL GO BACK TO THE HOTEL WE'RE ALL STAYING AT #god theyre so embarrassing i was walking (read: wobbling) back to the room i shared with my bro #and theyre just :) 👋 Good Niiiight We're Gonna Watch You Go Until You're Safe :) 👋 <- im literally down the hall from them #and the fucking. SECOND i get into my room im just hhoUUGGHGHHH BROTHER OF MINE. WHAT IS HAPPENING #i dont remember what happened i know i started watching Why Dont You Play In Hell again and then i suddenly woke up in my bed #I WAS ON THE COUCH LIKE I CANNOT STRESS THE ABRUPTNESS OF ME WAKING UP IN BED #I SAT ON THE COUCH TO WATCH THE MOVIE I THINK I GOT 27 MINUTES IN AND I BLINKED AND I INSTATRANSMISSIONED #hilarious. anyway i refuse to let that happen ever again AFLKEFJKAJ #so sake's the call. i think. idk we'll see what my wallet thinks cause the sake is a lil pricier than the soju.. #it a special occasion live a little. is what ill tell myself ☠️

[crown-ov-horns]

I said I have 4 storylines of Good Omens fanfiction (including the Crossover with Legion). Had I said that today, I would've lied. There's five.

["Diary entry" under the cut, so there's no litany on an unwilling scroller's feed]

NOTE: I haven't seen S2 of GO, not do I intendt to, so beware of canon divergence

Well... The 5th one is less a coherent storyline, more a concept. I was playing Gardenscapes, and suddenly thought "What if F!Crowley were my Antichrist's mother?"

You know, maybe Crowley owed Satan a new Antichrist, or something. I guess, she'd have screwed up this one, too... Well, she'll gladly take over the world, she just won't destroy it.

The conversation (between myself and myself) went about like this:

Me: ...

Also me: what if?..

Me: for fuck's sake, not again

Also me: Lady Crowley...

Me: please stop

Also me: Was Maxine's mother?

Me: whyever would she be her mother?

Also me: because she owed Satan for the ruined Apocalypse, and had to carry the next Antichrist

Me: Maxine doesn't want the Apocalypse, she's a sane politician

Also me: works for Crowley

Me: she also has black hair and blue eyes

Also me: Satan has black hair and blue eyes, Benedict's not his faceclaim, anyway

Me: fine, why would her last name be Frost?

Also me: Satan goes by Lucian Frost on Earth

Me: why would he ever go by the surname Frost?

Also me: a not to Dante's Inferno

Me: I hate you

Also me: 🤪

Me: you're killing me

Also me: with pleasure 😊

[End dialogue.]

Now, like I always do with any new idea, I of course collapsed down into the daydreaming pit, which often turns fanfiction, and original stories alike, into Tolkien-level complex universes you'd need a lifetime to fully explore.

I thought, it could be funny. When Max meets Anathema and Newt's daughter Agnes in Oxford, they can bond over their unhinged families.

"You'll probably think my parents are weird as fuck, they have a pet raccoon they dye black, and pretend is a cat."

"Honey, no, I get you. My mother mentally abuses her house plants, and wears sunglasses at midnight."

Rich people things, I guess. I mean, they're both nepo babies, who would ask questions about why their families are weird. Who would ask questions about why a rising star politician's mother mentally abuses her house plants.

There's a lot of potential for comedy. Crowley's issues with her sister-in-law, for example. Satan and Michael... They have a strange dynamic. The last time they spoke to each other is mentioned in the Book of Jude. But, they both have the familia ante omnia, blood is everything mentality. They support each other's political aim. They would kill for each other. And, Michael feels very protective (possessive, even) over her niece (the family mediator, why do you think she's a perfect diplomat). It would annoy the Hell (Heaven?) out of Crowley. Still, in the end, she and Michael would probably kill for each other, also.

I'd imagine Satan forbidding any contact with his disowned son... I don't know. In my fanfictions (where he is a thing), Maxine and Adam usually do have eventual contact, and consider themselves siblings (do keep in mind, though, Max would always choose her father over her brother). Satan doesn't mind her not wanting the Apocalypse, as long as she's loyal to him. He sees good points in her arguments against. He never really cared for it, anyway, it was mostly the armies.

Also... Maxine rides horses, ever since she was a child. Crowley doesn't get along with animals, everyone knows that. But. She's the nightmare equestrian mom (think soccer mom, only worse - much worse). How does she get along with Max's animals?.. Well, Titan (the hellhound) actually likes her. Ulysses (the horse) tolerates her. Horus (the falcon - yes, Max's so posh she's in the falconry hobby)... I have no idea. He'd probably sit on her shoulder, sometimes. But, Crowley's anxious around him, since snakes aren't usually friends with raptors.

At first, I thought about conflict between Crowley and Maxine. For example, her refusing to ride in the Bentley, because she (every author must place pieces of them in their characters) despises Queen. But... I don't like writing that. I like writing loving, healthy relationships between mothers and daughters. So, it's more "What do you mean you're bad at being a demon? You caused the Fall of Humankind. None of them can compare to you", and"You'll be the perfect Secretary-General of the United Nations, honey". We love mothers and daughters supporting each other here. ❤

I even thought of cute scenarios, like Crowley coiling in Max's crib, because she's anxious, and wants to protect her baby.

Max is fiercely protective of Crowley. That's why she'd be in conflict with Beelzebub - funny enough, for a similar season to the other stories (Beelzebub causes the death of her adoptive mother, after she realizes she's raising the Antichrist). Beelzebub hates Crowley, and the Beast of Rev. will show her very sharp teeth, should someone threaten her mom. Satan's on his family's side, don't worry.

Actually... You know why this story is cool? Horrific things happen to Crowley in my other fics. Not this one. Actually, she's doing great. She's the Queen of Hell. Damn... She'd outrank Beelzebub. She could terrorize... Her? Like I said, I haven't seen S2, Ι don't know the pronouns, and I don't care, you can get them right if it matters to you (I just know in S2 an actress from Bridgerton played her (?)).

As for Satan/Crowley... As long at Crowley's female, I don't mind it. I like it. Good for you, you little serpent tempter. Because, you know I always romanticise the Devil.

Have I any ideas for smut? You bet I do. I even have crack ideas... You know that picture of a female wolf protecting a male wolf's throat? Think that, but Crowley's coiled around Satan in her snake form, and snaps at anyone who wanders close.

So, I let this out into the web. Now I'll have to actually do it. Wish me luck. 😑

#diary pages #writing journal #fanfiction ideas #good omens #good omens fandom #good omens fanfcition #writer problems #fanfiction writer #crowley #lady crowley #female!crowley #satan #the antichrist #maxine frost #crowley x satan #crowley is maxine's mother #this is like an actual diary entry #when i think about crowley and satan... hell it's actually hot #satan knows how to make br**ding kink work alright and I intend to show it #crowley could rub so much salt in beelzebub's wounds - she's the queen of hell she outranks (?) #seriously i don't care about this characters canon pronouns and I will use whatever pronouns I wish #the thing that matters is crowley's the big b*tch in the yard now and Satan will always take his wife's side #seriously i can think of so many cute scenarios but also funny but also... the smut okay #the serpent and the dragon #lucian frost is such a great name though it's very aesthetic very dark academia old money #maxine's opinions on beelzebub and gabriel reflect my own #seriously i need to put in an equestrian mom crowley scene into whatever i make of this that would be hilarious #also I'm pretty sure Crowley calls Satan Lux and he calls her Vixen #why do i feel Crowley and Max's bond here is going to be everything #i have so many wips i'll need a lot of whiskey i guess i better start plotting and better start writing not killing time on here

[buticanfixhim]

And yeah I've ACCIDENTALLY drunk twice

#once was curiosity #it was direct dad ki whiskey ki bottle in mouth #mom was traumatised