#monsieur banana

[weird-song-bracket]

Round 2 Side B

I like bananas (because they have no bones): The blog runne'rs one choice. i put this in because it's the song that is the entire reason this bracket exist, they truly were singing about some wild shit even back in the 30's. if you like this blog then consider voting for this song because THEY LIKE BANANAS BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO BONES

in corpore sano: In Corpore Sano was the Serbian Eurovision entry in 2022. I think that when a lot of people think of Eurovision, they think of key changes and big pop songs about love, so a song like this is a huge song of whiplash. It's essentially a critique of the Serbian healthcare system, but also - and more importantly - about peoples' obsession with health. It's about how people become so, so obsessed with their body and having a healthy body - diets, exercise, you know - that they become depressed and obsessive. The song ends by saying: "Corpus je sanum i šta ćemo sad? Mens infirma in corpore sano Animus tristis in corpore sano Mens desperata in corpore sano Mens conterrita in corpore sano I šta ćemo sad?" Which translates to "The body is healthy, so what do we do now? A sick mind in a healthy body A sad soul in a healthy body A desperate mind in a healthy body A frightened mind in a healthy body So what do we do now?" The performance used religious imagery, and people have talked about how it also shows that mental health problems are often dismissed in parts of Serbia and are said to be cured with religion, but for the most part, it's about the focus on having a healthy body. But in terms of the actual music? It's weird as fuck as well. I think it's near to impossible to place this song in a standard genre. Google told me the genres are Indian Film Pop and Classical? Wikipedia told me it's avante-pop and art pop which is probably what I would have described it as, but my god it's one of the weirdest and most brilliant songs ever.

monsieur: Song is from the POV of a Butler (or some other domestic servant). He describes his master as someone respected by neighbors, liked by animals, who cheers up a crying child and helps a blind man crossing a street. This master tends to roses, and sometimes, he kills people. This butler narrator is working for a serial killer. He seems totally fine with cleaning up crime scenes and other related duties. He also sounds pretty respectful of the "Monsieur" he's working for. At the end of the song, the "Monsieur" gets hanged and the narrator, now jobless, asks the judge who condemned his late master to hire him as a servant.

songs under the cut

#i also enjoy the banana song ironically since i'm allergic to bananas #weirdmusicbattle #weirdsongbracket #spotify #tumblr polls #poll competition #i like bananas (because they have no bones) #henry hall #in corpore sano #konstrakta #monsieur #thomas fersen #Spotify

[ithappiness]

#breakfast #croque monsieur #banana cake #food #mushrooms

[casp1an-sea]

Robin Terach

My Twst OC based on Peter Pan

RP ACOUNT: @robinbanks-accidentally

————————————————————————— Robin is an RSA student and Housewarden of his dorm. Him and a few other students including his bestie, his ride or die, his homie, his bro, his boy, his Vice Housewarden Elijah (character owned by @xen-blank) are doing and exchange program at NRC (hence the uniform) where they stay in some of the empty rooms at Ramshackle along side it’s prefect(s) and their pet monster.

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Male, He/him, Gay, Polyamorous

Species: Fae

Grade: Junior

Age: 18

Height: 5’6”/168cm

Dominant Hand: ambidextrous

Likes: cooking (pls don’t let him he’s like Lillia level Bad)

Favorite food: Fairy Bread

Goofy Facts:

he bring sprinkles with him everywhere he goes and puts them on everything

He carries around thimbles to give them out as “kisses” mostly only gives them to Eli though

Once accidentally robbed bank, and had to get bailed out by Eli’s Dad, who just happens to be crewel

On that same day, he also got a tattoo of a ghost with a clown wig on his wrist. All his other tattoos are fake he’s not good with needles.

The stripes on his face are face paint

He has a very good relationships with the pixies. His necklace is enchanted by them.

Floyd’s nickname for him is Rainbowfish and Rook’s is Monsieur Sprinkles

His teeth are jacked up I was gonna make a joke about him being British but Peter is like one of the only characters in that movie who isn’t

He is an orphan

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Signature spell:

Friendly Shadow: basically, it makes his shadow sentient

Incantation: After all, one can’t leave his shadow lying about and not miss it sooner or later. Don’t you agree? Friendly Shadow!

I know the preparations are wack

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@xen-blank @thehollowwriter @ferris-the-wheel @fizzydreamz @hyperfixation-or-death

@ravenwing0110 @keii-starz @distant-velleity

@krenenbaker @elenauaurs @the-banana-0verlord @edith-is-a-cat @dove-da-birb

@cimonim-crunch

Let me know if you want to be added :)

#cas’s ocs #twisted wonderland #peter pan #original character #Xe.Lu.Le :) #twst rsa

[geekcavepodcast]

DC Comics' "Ape-ril Special" Goes on Sale in March 2024

DC Comics has announced a special ape-centric adventure for 2024. Ape-ril Special #1 will feature stories from writers John Layman, Joshua Hale Fialkov, and Gene Yang and art from artists Karl Mostert, Phil Hester, and Bernard Chang.

As per DC Comics, "Gorilla Grodd's recent incarcer-ape-tion in the pages of DC’s The Flash comic book series has left a void that Monsieur Mallah is more than happy to fill. Ape-sembling a group of the DCU’s most sinister simians, Mallahforms the Legion of D(oo-oo-ah-ah)m, with an eye toward worlddomin-ape-tion. But the world won’t be conquered that easily! Enter the all-ape JUNGLE L(ee-ee)gue. Can this team of hero-eekanthropoids be the salv-ape-tion we need, or will Mallah’s team of maniacal monkeys bring forth the ape-pocalypse?"

Ape-ril Special #1, featuring a main cover by Dan Mora, a variant cover by Bernard Chang, and a "Banana Scent variant cover by Hayden Sherman, goes on sale on March 19, 2024.

(Image via DC Comics - Dan Mora's Cover of Ape-ril Special #1)

#ape-ril special #monsieur mallah #john layman #joshua hale fialkov #gene yang #karl mostert #phil hester #bernard chang #dan mora #dc comics #TGCLiz

[salted-caramel-tea]

[siren-serenity]

Hi! I was hoping you could write something with my yuusona Minthe (she/they pronouns used interchangeably) for the battle of the restaurants event ^^ (here's their info!)

May I request, Minthe as a barista. She's trying to make Vil's order (which is a bit complicated) but Rook keeps distracting them with cute nicknames which only get weirder the more they don't react to it, and so they make a mistake?

Minthe, Rook and Vil are in a polycule.

Thank you, and I hope you have a great day ahead ^^

↳ *TITLE: HER LOVERS!* ༉‧₊˚✧

↳ *MINTHE X ROOK HUNT X VIL SCHOENHEIT!* ༉‧₊˚✧

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ OMFG??? THATS LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE FOR ME!!! bro minthe should be in heaven - i mean?? rook dedicating all his love for you? being vil's lover and being in the utmost care? that is honestly a dream!!! (Okay, as I wrote this, I made a HUGE mistake by deviating from the plot line…let me know if you want me to rewrite it!!! So sorry T-T)

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Their presence in the cafe blinded the students. Who wouldn't be? It was the queen and his huntsman, Vil Schoenheit and Rook Hunt after all. Vil's appearance is as beautiful as ever; he truly deserves the title of 'the fairest of them all'. Similarly, Rook's wide grin made him glow with beauty.

"Ma cherie!" Rook crooned as he skipped his way to the barista counter. Minthe gave him a small grin and nodded. "Hey, Rook!"

"Forgetting somebody," Vil drawled playfully before reaching for her hand. He brought it to his lips, pressing a delicate kiss to her knuckles. "Morning, little dagger."

Minthe clicked the computer screen and sent him a loving smile. "Good morning, my fairest. What would you two like to order?"

Vil hummed under his breath. "Something healthy to start the day, I suppose. I haven't gone on my jog yet."

The huntsman nodded. "I'll have anything Vil takes! We're going on a jog later. Truly, Vil is the most dedicated to pursuing the path of beauty!"

Minthe laughed in agreement.

"That's why we love him," she teased. "Alright! Can I serve you two a fruit smoothie and chicken pot pie to start your day? Perfectly healthy and made with organic ingredients. No preservatives added."

The blonds nodded in agreement before having a small polite "squabble" over who would pay. Minthe could hear the quiet whispers as she went to make their smoothies. Vil would occasionally go "I'm your housewarden!" to which Rook would reply with "As your beloved huntsman, I should pay! It is but a small cost."

As she sliced the bananas, she could hear her senior, Melody Striker, approaching.

"Got the two fighting over you again?" The black-purple-haired girl snickered, gesturing to the two who were still arguing. "Ah, young love."

The strawberry juice covered her fingers and made them feel sticky, but Minthe carried on. "No, they're just arguing over who pays for both their meals."

She playfully sighed, switching in the blender with a flick of a finger.

“Honestly,” she yelled over the chaotic noise. “They should just take turns or pay for their own! I don’t see the need—“

“I think they just like showing off to you,” Melody smirked. “It’s probably a Pomefiore thing; I saw Ace and Epel doing the same a few days back. Peacocks, all of them.”

Minthe snorted as she poured the smoothie into the two cups. “I can see that.”

As the black-purple-haired senior walked away to the counter, she prepared the last of the identical dishes before walking towards her lovers. Her heart fluttered as she met eye contact with both of them and almost on instinct, a smile blossomed on her face.

“Your dishes, monsieurs,” she teased, setting down the plates. Vil looked upon the meal with a glint in his eyes and Minthe awaited with bated breath for his approval.

Vil hummed before gracefully taking a fork and taking a bite out of the warm chicken pot pie. Even as she stood, she could smell the tantalising scent of the meat, cooked to perfection and smelling utterly delectable.

“You’re not good at hiding your desire, little dagger,” Vil’s playful drawl snapped her out of her stupor. She felt him cradling her chin with one hand, lifting up the spoon with a piece of the pie on it to her mouth. “Have some, dear.”

Minthe felt Rook take her unoccupied hand in his, brushing a calloused thumb over her knuckles.

“Eat, mon amor,” Rook hummed, “I can sense your hunger and your yearning to have a bite of the pie!”

As if agreeing, Minthe’s stomach let out an embarrassingly loud growl. With a sigh and a smile, she relented. She took a bite, her smile growing larger with the taste of the pie dancing on her tongue. With her eyes closed, she didn’t notice Vil and Rook exchanging a fond, loving smile between them.

#twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #battle of the restaurants #twst #twst oc #vil schoenheit x oc #rook hunt x oc #rook hunt #vil schoenheit #vil x rook x oc #polycule #polyamory

[murfpersonalblog]

Operation Matador: Wolf Killer Lestat

@blueiight FACTS! Lestat represents everything both he & Louis claimed they hated, but secretly admired/envied. Lestat lives for the aesthetic--he grew up just as slovenly and broke as any peasant, in the marquis' crumbling chateau, embarrassed about his brothers' rough manners throwing bones to the dogs at the dinner table & such.

For all Lestat's talk about being the rugged hunter, the Wolf Killer, the first chance he got he booked it to Paris to act the dandy Lelio. He HATED his family, and he admired/envied the lifestyles of the rich & fabulous. Part of why dandies act so flamboyant is because they're putting on airs--an emulation/exaggeration of what they thought the nobility/genteel acted like. The bourgeoisie/nouveau riche/lower & middle class all wanted to be JUST like the aristocratic elite--and the Reign of Terror showed how they became the monsters they were trying to kill. "I wanted to murder the man; I wanted to BE the man." Vicious cycles.

@likethemodel you keep doing this to me--STOP. 😵💫The Wolf Killer's red velvet cloak and the Bull Killer's red flag/cape, DANG.

Lestat got the prized wolf fur cloak, and matadors are awarded the bull's ears (orejas) and tail (rabo) if they perform exceptionally well during the fight. Lestat's family ate the wolf meat, and after bullfights the bulls are sent to the slaughterhouse and sold as beef. THE PARALLELS commemorating BLOODY victory.

@dirhwangdaseul And what's BANANAS is that Lestat is just as controversial as bullfighting itself. Their violence is not all/inherently bad, it's just whether one chooses to see it in a good/bad/neutral light. IWTV (i.e.: Louis & Claudia) is focused on making Lestat look bad. For Louis/Claudia, the "villain sequence" in Ep5 highlights how Lestat (dressed as The Killer (matador in Spanish)) is just like Akasha said in QotD: "so perfectly what is wrong with all things male." But that's not the WHOLE story, that's not ALL of what Lestat is, even though YES, when AR first wrote about him she was speaking from a place of pain & grief & anger about her own life. A decade later, AR had switched gears and gave Lestat his own perspective, as there's 2 sides to every story. In TVL he's FAR more sympathetic, and we see The Killer in a far more nuanced light, described best by Gabrielle (a la a mother's love).

Lestat LOVES Louis & Claudia. But by Ep5 things had gotten so dang BAD that he succumbed to his worst impulses ("my father's temper"), taking upon himself "the burden of murder or madness to be free of this place." Just like the tragedy of Louis was that he was weak/cowardly; Lestat's tragedy is that he's strong/impulsive--he's always been "stronger than anyone else." He's Hercules, killing his wife & children in a fit of madness thinking they were a pack of lions. But the beast was INSIDE Lestat all along. It's classic Gothic Horror.

@blueiight ALL OF THIS, yup! NGL I think Lestat's endless wealth made him an acceptable relic--his privilege saved him from being treated just like Paul. (Like, Paul acting up in public was only tolerated because of the money Louis kept pumping into the neighborhood (the church donations, those storefronts, etc), that made the DPDLs so respected.) There's a lot being telegraphed by Mr Bouillabaisse de Lioncourt partially because he's SO old that he's out of touch with modernity (I NEED to know if he was asleep before NOLA Rolin, PLEASE 🙏); partially because he's foreign and "there's things you don't get about America, Lestat;" and partially because he's white and he has no clue about the rich nuances of black culture until Louis educates him. (And even then Lestat insists he knows best--one-upping Jelly Roll Morton to create the Wolverine Blues (a la white people claiming blues/jazz/rock & roll Monsieur le Rockstar); whitesplaining about the race riots; etc...). And it's beyond hysterical that Louis was like "he ain't white, he's French," like SIR. 🤦 You of all people should be well-read enough about your own city, Mr. Heads on a Pike in Jackson Square, to know French Whites were the big bad wolves of NOLA's history--not to mention French imperialism across Africa & the Caribbean & Asia. 💀 (He's so lost in the sauce, bless his heart.) But Louis doesn't REALLY know Lestat, is the kicker.

@demonicdomarmand Soooooo multilayered. It's 100% satire @blueiight, agreed. Like, there's the IRL history of Mardi Gras flouting social/class hierarchies (turning everything upside down a la the Saturnalia); how Lestat plays into queer history through gender & drag; the Louis vs Antoinette of it all with the let them eat cake and French history; then they wrap it all up in a direct nod to vamps/demons accused of stealing/killing kids.

DIABOLICAL, AMC, please keep going.

@nalyra-dreaming Show of the Decade! <3 IWTV has the best allegorical handling of vampirism I've ever seen, but folks wanna complain about raceswaps & Claudia's age & them not being on a plantation anymore, like HUH?

@greedydemands I'm not LOL. Just living online and talking to all y'all teaches me more than I ever got in school.

@thebarnburn LOL I'm a student, just proctoring--DR. CAROL CUTSHALL is out here with TENURE. 🍎 It's a effing crime the Emmy's snubbed IWTV--if we don't get some roses come S2 the fix is in, officially, cuz their attention to detail has been downright disgusting.

#interview with the vampire #the vampire lestat #loustat #fashion statement #fashion history #operation matador #justice for claudia

[verfound]

MINIFIC: Oct. 23: Day 14: Mushroom (MLB, Lukanette, DLM AU)

For a brief moment – like the teeny tiniest of moments – I was considering the logistics of  getting Mason to France and really having fun with ‘mushrooms’.  It would have been very easy, actually, but…I couldn’t do that to Luka.  I already stuck him with Dingo.  😂

For @lovebugs-and-snakecharmers October Minific Challenge 2023.

Read on Ao3

To Feel Alive Again: Ch14: Mushroom

“…I’m hungry,” Marinette said about halfway through the second movie.  They had both agreed horror was…probably not the best option, and they had abandoned the DVDs to find something on a streaming service.  He hadn’t really complained when she’d pulled up Finding Nemo.  She hadn’t really crawled off of him yet, either, though her head was now resting on his shoulder instead of hiding in his chest.  She hadn’t said anything about it yet, though, so he wasn’t going to, either.  She peeked up at him, and he tried not to notice the way she was biting on her lip.  “Are you hungry?”

“I could eat,” he said.  “You brought popcorn, right?”

“I’m hungry,” she said.  “For food, not snacks.  Want a pizza?  I’ll buy.”

His nose wrinkled.

“I’m not a big fan of pizza,” he said.  Her eyebrows rose.

“Seriously?  Everybody loves pizza,” she said.  He chuckled and tugged on a pigtail.  He wasn’t sure when his arm had moved around her shoulders, or when he’d started playing with her hair, but she hadn’t asked him to stop, so…

“I used to deliver pizzas,” he said.  “When I was a kid.  It was a lifetime ago, and I actually loved that job, but it turned me off pizza for life.”

“My papa used to make the best pizzas,” she said, sighing.  “He grew his own toppings and everything.  There was one summer he went a bit crazy and grew like fifteen different types of mushrooms.  I don’t think I ate mushrooms for a year after that, but it was a pretty good pizza.”

“…ew,” Luka said, his nose wrinkling again.  “I hate mushrooms.”

“Seriously?” she laughed, and he shrugged.

“They grow in shit,” he said.  She laughed harder.

“Most things do,” she said.  “It’s called fertilizer and it’s really good for plants.”

“It’s called bacteria and it stinks,” he said.  She rolled her eyes and pushed away from him.  He tried to tell himself he didn’t miss her weight and warmth against him.

“Ok, then, monsieur,” she said, lifting her arms above her head in a stretch.  “What would you have me order, then?”

“…your ma’s Chinese, right?” he asked.  She nodded, but she looked confused.  “Any good Chinese places you won’t be personally offended by?”

She snorted and reached for her phone, pulling up a delivery app.

“Only if you order the crab Rangoon,” she snorted, looking up from phone.  “That’s not Chinese, Luka.”

“Ok, ok,” he laughed, stretching himself before pushing himself up from the couch.  “I need to hit the bathroom.  Order what you want.  Just, please, no mushrooms if you get pizza.”

He was down the hall and about to close the door on the bathroom when she called after him, and he almost smiled at the teasing note in her voice.

“Ok, no mushrooms – how do you feel about bananas?”

#miraculous ladybug #luka couffaine #marinette dupain-cheng #lukanette #endgame lukanette #lukanette endgame #lbsc october minifics 2023 #ml fic #ver fic #to feel alive again #dlm lukanette au #dead like me au #the other option was mason got himself suuuuuper fucked up at an airport reap #fell into a baggage cart and somehow ended up in storage #flew all the way to france and desperately sought out the nearest head reaper he could find #who happens to be philece #he stays with luka for a few days until george can come collect him #look this fic was about to take a whole new turn I'm not even joking 😂 #some au of an au that totally happened #mason mason mason

[raaaaandomgirl]

Sooo I recently started AHS.

I'm currently watching Asylum.

This ain't even scary at this point, it's just proof that my humour is broken as fuck.

Dr. Thredson is such a fucking dilf with mommy issues and I love it.

And I know that people might come for my ass with the whole "HE IS A VILLAIN HE RAPED AND KILLED JZUSIBWU", while there are people that have a crush on Tate Langdon (and honestly good for them, go for it) who did the exact same shit. My taste for murderous people consists of FICTIONAL people ONLY.

So yeah Oliver could call me mommy any time.

Sister Judy is literally the baddest bitch of them all and I fucking love iiiit.

My poor Lana Banana needs a fucking break though, my dear darling ain't getting paid enough for this shit.

Also, I love the fact that even Satan is oblivious when it comes to aliens, that it's hilarious.

Sister Mary Eunice needs a break (and no, not her head) and happiness.

And extra protection from demons, obsessive nazi doctors and psychotic nuns.

Oh and lying, stupid ass Monsieur virgins.

Kit and Grace, need fucking vacations at this point.

#ahs asylum #spoiler alert #oliver thredson #lana banana #sister jude #sister mary eunice #kit and grace #mini rant

[twstrhythm]

“The world is full of wonders if you are paying attention! Don’t blink or you will miss it!”

Technical Information: Name: Xiaobai Ruǎn Nicknames: Silvertip Tetra (Floyd); Monsieur Spontané (Rook); A-Bai (cousins); Xiao (Hongyan) Voice Actor: Nobuhiko Okamoto (Alcryst, Fire Emblem Engage)

Biological Information: Gender: Male Pronouns: He/Him Age: 240 Birthday: September 1 Star Sign: Gemini Height: 170 cm Hair color: White with blue streaks Eye color: Amber Homeland: Xianglong Zhigong Family: See Here

Professional Status: School: Night Raven College Dorm: Ignihyde School Year: Second Class: 2-B Student Number: 16 Occupation: Student Club: Board Games Club Best Subject: Magic Analysis

Fun facts: Dominant hand: Right Favorite Food: Peking Roasted Duck Least Favorite Food: Banana Dislikes: People making dumb choices Hobbies: Going for walks Talents: Can distinguish voices

Appearance: Xiaobai has long white colored hair with blue streaks in it. He keeps his hair tied back with a ribbon. He has amber colored eyes. He also wears the standard school uniform for Night Raven College.

Personality: Xiaobai is a spontaneous person. He tends to try and do more than one thing at once. However, he is not always able to focus on all the things he wants to do. Sometimes that means he has some things that are left unfinished much to his disappointment. He prefers spending time alone than with other people, but he will still speak to anyone who speaks to him first. He cares deeply for his family and looks up to those older than him.

Background: Xiaobai comes from Xianglong Zhigong. He lives with his older brother, Hongyan and parents. For the longest time, he had not known who his relatives were. His parents had been secretive about them, but he was skeptical about it and sometimes tried to get answers. He gave up when he realized he wouldn’t get any answers. Only after he had been accepted into Night Raven College did he meet his relatives. Much to his surprise, they were people he had spoken to before while back home.

Skills and Abilities:

Intelligence: Xiaobai is highly intelligent, and he is very capable of thinking his way through different situations. He enjoys coming up with plans.

Quick Thinker: He is a quick thinker and can come up with plans on the spot.

Magical Skill: He is skilled in magic, particularly water magic. He has great control over his magic, and he is able to minimize damage done to his surroundings.

Dragon Transformation: Xiaobai is capable of transforming into a dragon.

Enhanced Speed: He has enhanced speed and is capable of keeping up with a fast moving car in his dragon form.

Enhanced Strength: He has enhanced strength in dragon form.

Extra Flexible: He is extra flexible in his dragon form.

Flight: He is capable of flying despite having no wings in dragon form.

Mechanical intelligence: Xiaobai knows how to work with mechanical devices.

Unique Magic: Xiaobai’s Unique Magic is called Tranquil Snow. It creates a snowfall that stops other spells in its tracks. However, this does not work against mages with a stronger magical affinity. It costs a large amount of magic to keep it up.

Chant: "Close your eyes, take a deep breath. Take in the sight, Tranquil Snow."

Trivia:

Xiǎo (小) meaning little

Bái (白) meaning white

Ruǎn (阮) which refers to a type of musical instrument, similar to a lute.

Xianglong Zhigong (翔龙之宫) literally meaning Kingdom/palace of flying dragons.

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland oc #twst oc #male twst oc #twst male oc #oc: xiaobai ruan

[weird-song-bracket]

Round 2 Side B

I like bananas (because they have no bones): The blog runne'rs one choice. i put this in because it's the song that is the entire reason this bracket exist, they truly were singing about some wild shit even back in the 30's. if you like this blog then consider voting for this song because THEY LIKE BANANAS BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO BONES

in corpore sano: In Corpore Sano was the Serbian Eurovision entry in 2022. I think that when a lot of people think of Eurovision, they think of key changes and big pop songs about love, so a song like this is a huge song of whiplash. It's essentially a critique of the Serbian healthcare system, but also - and more importantly - about peoples' obsession with health. It's about how people become so, so obsessed with their body and having a healthy body - diets, exercise, you know - that they become depressed and obsessive. The song ends by saying: "Corpus je sanum i šta ćemo sad? Mens infirma in corpore sano Animus tristis in corpore sano Mens desperata in corpore sano Mens conterrita in corpore sano I šta ćemo sad?" Which translates to "The body is healthy, so what do we do now? A sick mind in a healthy body A sad soul in a healthy body A desperate mind in a healthy body A frightened mind in a healthy body So what do we do now?" The performance used religious imagery, and people have talked about how it also shows that mental health problems are often dismissed in parts of Serbia and are said to be cured with religion, but for the most part, it's about the focus on having a healthy body. But in terms of the actual music? It's weird as fuck as well. I think it's near to impossible to place this song in a standard genre. Google told me the genres are Indian Film Pop and Classical? Wikipedia told me it's avante-pop and art pop which is probably what I would have described it as, but my god it's one of the weirdest and most brilliant songs ever.

monsieur: Song is from the POV of a Butler (or some other domestic servant). He describes his master as someone respected by neighbors, liked by animals, who cheers up a crying child and helps a blind man crossing a street. This master tends to roses, and sometimes, he kills people. This butler narrator is working for a serial killer. He seems totally fine with cleaning up crime scenes and other related duties. He also sounds pretty respectful of the "Monsieur" he's working for. At the end of the song, the "Monsieur" gets hanged and the narrator, now jobless, asks the judge who condemned his late master to hire him as a servant.

songs under the cut

#i also enjoy the banana song ironically since i'm allergic to bananas #weirdmusicbattle #weirdsongbracket #spotify #tumblr polls #poll competition #i like bananas (because they have no bones) #henry hall #in corpore sano #konstrakta #monsieur #thomas fersen #Spotify

[vex-bittys]

What are each bitties favorite type of sandwich?

*You have no idea how much thought I put into this. I considered personalities, what that lamia likes to eat, and what types of sandwich even exist!

Papython (UT!Papyrus): he really likes making tuna or chicken salad and adding unusual ingredients to enhance the flavor like a bit of hot sauce or some shredded carrot

Corny (UT!Sans): hot dog

Krait (Gaster): loves a gyro because the soft pita pocket (plus the sauce and seasoned meat are yum!)

FireRing (Grillby): he is very fancy and likes to make a croque monsieur or croque madame sandwich

Honey Bo (US!Papyrus): he eats the Elvis special: fried peanut butter and banana sandwich

Pygmy (US!Sans): ice cream sandwich because he likes sweets, and you can just unwrap and eat

King (UF!Papyrus): he'll say hero sandwich because he's a hero, but he really loves a philly cheesesteak with the onions and peppers because it's very hearty and there's vegetables

Coral (UF!Sans): loves the crunch and oozy goodness of a nice grilled cheese sandwich, other sandwiches with toasted or fried outsides and gooey cheese insides are also acceptable

Chain (SF!Papyrus): enjoys balanced flavors such as a Rueben, Cubano, or Muffuletta sandwich with cured meats and a pickled item on them, his preferences are generally based on his travels

Mamba (SF!Sans): wants the fanciest sandwiches with homemade aioli, artisan cheeses, quality deli meats and toppings like avocado, sun dried tomatoes, or thinly sliced designer brand apples, the taller the sandwich is stacked, the happier he will be

*These are just each lamia type's favorite sandwich. It doesn't mean that they won't eat other sandwiches, especially since sandwiches ae so convenient to hold and eat.

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[casp1an-sea]

Verre Courvoisier

picrews are Not mine: extra A,１＋１は2メーカー

My TWST OC Based on the Glass Slipper!

Male, He/him

Species: Quarter Fae

Dorm: Verre is homeschooled but if he went to NRC he’d be in ignihide

Grade: Freshman

Birthday: November 17th (Scorpio)

Age: 16

Height: 5’7”

Dominant Hand: left

Homeland: Briar Valley/Shaftlands

Likes: reading patents, and blue prints on old machinery

Dislikes: love at first sight, Forced love, dancing (he’s embarrassed because he lost his shoe once), magic in general, even though his grandmother is teaching him it, promises, SHOE SHOPPING. He’s a very pessimistic person.

Favorite Food: Turkish Delight

Least Favorite Food: pumpkin pie

Talent: Having really small feet (4.5)

If he did go to NRC (I have an AU where he does) Floyd would call him Sea Salp and Rook would call him Monsieur La Glacé (yes I know that means Ice cream)

he’s extremely clumsy

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Verre is tired of the world. He’s a kind soul with a fragile exterior. His heart is broken easily. He is immensely shy. He says he hates romance but he’s secretly love sick.

Verre sometimes stays with his parents in the shaftlands, but for the most part, he lives with his grandmother (the TWST version of the fairy godmother). She’s a fae and lives in briar Valley, but she moves around a lot as she runs the reality TV show network “once upon a dream”. Verre is often brought along with her and often helps out on set. Because he moves around a lot he is homeschooled by his grandmother, who teaches him magic as well. Being around the reality TV, show net work so much has kind of made him bitter towards the type of thing. —————————————————————————

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[abookishdreamer]

Character Intro: Anatole (Kingdom of Ichor)

Nickname- Tana by her sisters & the rest of The Horae

Age- 32 (immortal)

Location- New Olympus, Olympius (The Royal Palace)

Personality- Being a social butterfly goes well with her sunny disposition. She's also charming, outgoing, approachable, & talkative. She's casually dating.

She has the standard abilities of a goddess except shapeshifting. As the goddess of sunrise her other powers/abilities include limited photokinesis (not as strong as her eldest sister or other light deities, but a bit more stronger than her twin), being able to communicate with some diurnal animals, and limited circadian manipulation (as it relates to the sunrise). She's at her most strongest during the first hour of sunrise.

Tana & her fraternal twin Auge (goddess of first daylight) are members of The Horae.

She lives in an apartment suite at the royal palace, just a floor beneath her twin sister. The walls and ceiling are painted in hues of golden yellow, orange, red, light pink, & pale violet. The furniture style is the perfect mix of modern and coastal. The greatest housewarming gift from Theia (Titaness of sight & heavenly light) hang from her bedroom windows- yellow gold curtains made from the rarest most exquisite satin with added Imperial Gold accents.

Tana towers over Auge and her eldest sister Alectrona (goddess of the sun & morning) with an impressive height of 6''2!

A go-to drink for her are the homemade orange banana smoothies she makes. She also likes orange juice, sparkling grapefruit cocktails, pineapple juice, iced tea, coconut water, mango juice, lemonade soda, bellinis, shirley temples, and golden dream cocktails. Her usual from The Roasted Bean is a large hot decaf cappuccino.

Tana has an animal companion- a pegasus named Callista. She's also a licensed chariot mini-bus driver. One of Tana's main responsibilities is to drive a chariot mini-bus of tourists (pulled by Callista) to the palace when it doubles as a museum. She loves the new faces she meets every month & the new stories she hears when she eavesdrops on their conversations. Tana also makes it a point to socialize with the passengers. She almost always covers the early afternoon shifts at the palace's gift shop.

In the group Tana is closest to Gymnasia (Nasia) (goddess of excercise & gymnastics), Mesembria (Bria) (goddess of the afternoon), and Sponde (goddess of libations).

Daylilies are her favorite flowers!

Even though their sister relationship has had its fair share of ups and downs, there's still love between Tana & Auge. She's constantly trying to get Auge to come out of her shell more. They both respect and look up to elder sister.

She hates when Auge constantly reminds her of being the "older twin."

Her favorite frozen treat is the citrus sorbet (made with oranges, lemon, clementines, & white grapefruit), She always gets an olympian sized cup from The Frozen Spoon.

Tana is well known for her delicious and cheesy croque monsieur breakfast casserole. She even made one for Zeus when news of Hera filing for divorce became public.

She loves using the Glory's Crown citrus superfruit hair oil for her short sunkissed blonde hair.

In the pantheon Tana's also friends with Eudaimonia (goddess of happiness), Matikós (god of performance), Damia (goddess of naturalness), Elpis (goddess of hope), Pherusa (goddess of substance & farm estates), Apólafsi (god of enjoyment), Elais (goddess of oil), Philotes (goddess of sex, friendship, & affection), Sardo (one of The Nesoi), Thilasmós (goddess of nursing), and Hesychia (goddess of quiet, stillness, rest, & silence). She's also gotten friendly with the esteemed Titan family of Hyperion, Theia, Helios, Selene, & Eos- being introduced by her oldest sister. Tana's excited about the invitation she recieved to Hyperion's upcoming yacht party to celebrate the Summer Solstice.

For other work/means of income she models for/endorses Olmorfia, Heavenly Spark, Phaelam, and the newest deal being for the jewelry brand Euryphaessa. Tana also has her own stall at the Emberglow Farmer's Market (in the Hearthwood neighborhood) where she sells various sundried fruits & vegetables.

Her all time favorite dessert is the mango pie from Hollyhock's Bakery.

Her go-to thing to get from The Bread Box is the citrus arugula salad (drizzled in extra honey lemon dressing).

Tana's favorite make-up product to wear is the Olmorfia liquid matte lipstick in the shade "Heat Wave," a burnt orange color.

In her free time she enjoys sunbathing, tanning, sufing, gardening, bike riding, yoga, scrapbooking, jet skiing, shopping, cooking, tennis, and football (soccer).

Her all time favorite meal is fried rice (added with sundried tomatoes) alongside a sweet n' sour glazed grilled salmon.

"Every sunset is also a sunrise. It all depends on where you stand."

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[soldier-requests]

helloooo soldier !!

can i get a playlist for Callie from Splatoon (kin) with songs kinda similar to kero kero bonito? like, upbeat and fun kinda, but not overly 'cutesy' ?

thank you in advance ! stay fresh ^_^

-🐟

:D hello!! making these playlists are so fun, you people are gonna make me stay up all night XD /teasing. anyway, hope you enjoy whatever i come up with!!

i was planning on doing less for this one, but it was surprisingly difficult to find songs that felt similar so i just put more to make up for it ToT. hopefully you'll like some of the songs even if they weren't what you were looking for XD.

songs go like "song" + "artist"

"Plastic Beach" + "Gorillaz" and "Mick Jones" and "Paul Simonon"

"Anything You Want" + "JAWNY"

"Honeypie" + "JAWNY"

"Hot Rod" + "Dayglow"

"Can I Call You Tonight?" + "Dayglow"

"Hunnybee" + "Unknown Mortal Orchestra"

"Meet Me At Our Spot" + "THE ANXIETY" and "WILLOW" and "Tyler Cole"

"Wait a Minute!" + "WILLOW"

"Paraphernalia" + "Temples"

"Sleepyhead" + "Passion Pit"

"A-Punk" + "Vampire Weekend"

"Electric Feel" + "MGMT"

"girlfriend" + "hemlocke springs"

"Notice" + "Moe Shop" and "TORIENA"

"BAZOOKA!" + "GWSN"

"Painting Rainbows" + "We Bare Bears" and "Sarah Bonito"

"Tomorrow And Forever With You" + "We Bare Bears" and "Sarah Bonito"

"Truly" + "Mark Redito" and "Sarah Bonito"

"Cupid" + "Jack Stauber's Micropop"

"Two Time" + "Jack Stauber's Micropop"

"Buttercup" + "Jack Stauber"

"Still Life" + "Sitcom"

"Nice Boys" + "TEMPOREX"

"Take Me" + "Donatachi" and "Kady Rain"

"Pulsewidth" + "Aphex Twin"

"Lalalatte" + "Tsundere Twintails"

"Meet Lime Cookie!" + "Tsundere Twintails"

"Head Empty" + "Tsundere Twintails"

"OTTER POP" + "Shawn Wasabi" and "Hollis"

"Spicy Boyfriend" + "Shawn Wasabi"

"princess peach" + "Shawn Wasabi"

"みっちりねこマーチ" (english: MitchiriNeko March) + "Mitchiri MitchiriNeko"

"Community Gardens" + "The Scary Jokes" and "Louie Zong"

"funfunfun" + "In Love With a Ghost"

"Go Down on You" + "The Memories"

"A Bird's Last Look" + "Macabre Plaza"

"BANANA SHAKE" (sped up version especially) + "HUS"

"Kelper-22b" + "King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard"

"Shalala" + "Moses Gunn Collective"

"Substance" + "03 Greedo"

"No Wind Resistance!" + "Kinneret"

"Heat Waves" + "Glass Animals"

"Yellow" + "Coldplay"

"Space Song" + "Beach House"

"Lazuli" + "Beach House"

"Only in My Dreams" + "The Marias"

"Yam Yam" + "No Vacation"

"idolstep Yumemi" ('19 remastered) + "Mikazuki BIGWAVE"

"Soko Kara Miteta" + "Michiko Mada" and "Ikenna"

"Go Kitty Go" + "dancing cats"

"Pretty" + "Coco & Clair Clair" and "Okthxbb"

"Pop Star" + "Coco & Clair Clair"

"S.N.U.F.F.Y" + "Metaroom"

"Your New Cuckoo" + "The Cardiagans"

"Choke" + "The Cardigans"

"Lovefool" + "The Cardigans"

"Drifting Along" (remastered) + "Jamiroquai"

"drop pop candy" + "Reol" and "Giga"

"Nekoatsume No Theme" + "Ryo Aratani"

"Butterfly" + "Smile"

"The Creativity Song" + "405kced" and "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared"

"Nuestra Canción" + "Monsieur Periné" and "Vicente Garcia"

"space girl" + "Frances Forever"

"Messages From the Stars" (specifically sped up version) + "The Rah Band"

dividers from @/animatedglittergraphics-n-more

#🐟 anon #request accepted | ''Allons-y; Allonzo!'' #kin playlist #kin music #splatoon #playlists | ''This reminds me of someone...''

[regalun-street]

Émerveiller| Miraculous x Ladybug!oc|01 Chapter| Un Coup D'oeil

"And who asked for your opinion anyway, Kante?", Queen sneered.

"No one needed too, because I wasn't giving my opinion." Max paused, pushing his glasses up against his face, "I was stating a fact."

Ohs and snickers rung through the classroom, Chloé and Sabrina snickered particularly loudly.

4:00 a.m.

It was around that time Adrien had woken up.

It was earlier than his usual 5:30, but the excitement about going to school had led him to set an alarm for 4:00 instead.

Though after an intense night of going over his plans on getting to Lycée Françoise Dupont on the phone with Chloé.

From planning the Métro routes he would be taking, much to his and Chloé's displeasure. Since it means that he and Chloé won't be able to go together.

Which Adrien had quickly reassured her, telling her that the experience will be enlightening.

Though It does not reassure Chloé in the slightest, but she sighs over the line grumbling about his optimism.

To worrying about forging his own Père's signatures, even after Chloé had tried to reassure him by comparing the repercussions of him doing it to her's.

"Look Adrikins, if I were to sign those documents then I would go to jail, and that would be utterly ridiculous."

Chloé's end of the line paused, as Adrien can hear her quiet chewing something, "But if you were to do it, then you'd just get off with a slap on the wrists."

(Adrien later looked it up online, and Chloé had been proved wrong. But he appreciates the effort.)

"By the way, what are you eating?" Adrien asks at the end of their call, Chloé answering instantly.

"Banana Clafoutis."

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"Just what is your problem, Kim?"

Queen yelled, grabbing the collar of his hoodie forcing him to look her in the eyes. Kim arched an eyebrow in mock confusion. Kim pulled Queen's hand away from his collar, dropping at her side.

At the front of the class Nino groaned, slumping in his seat and pulled his headphone onto his head.

"The first day and heir already at each other's throats." He grumbled and turned his music up to flush out both Kim's and Queen's arguing.

Nino had half expected for this to happen, but he was hoping that they could've started when he had to Introduce himself to the class.

"My problem?" Kim parroted, crossing his arms against his chest.

"Yes, your problem, specifically with Ivan."

The rest of the class watched them both with interest, one of them ready to record for what clearly looked to her like the beginning of a fight.

"What? I was just confirming if the info I was given was true." Kim answered nonchalantly with a shrug. As if he hadn't just caused Ivan to be kicked out of the class by Madame Bustier.

"Confirming my butt. Ivan was sent to Monsieur Damocles's office because of whatever you told him." Anger is clear in her tone.

"No actually, Ivan was sent to Monsieur Damocles's office because he physically attacked me."

"That was only because you provoked him."

" So? I didn't even insult him, just asked him a question."

A look of disbelief crossed her face. "Are you serious Kim." she asked.

He didn't answer her giving her a look of slight confusion. Waiting for her to elaborate.

Queen inhaled trying to calm the growing inferno of anger and frustration she felt towards him.

Exhaling she smoothed her face into a deadpan before she responded. "You've got to be kidding me, what did you even tell Ivan anyway?"

Kim motioned for her to come closer with a mischievous grin on across his face. Queen frowned as she leaned in, feeling the tiniest bit of dread begin to form in her stomach at what he may say.

(By now most of the class had lost interest favoring to pay attention to Madame Bustier's lesson. those that were still listening leaned in trying to hear what Kim was going to say.)

Face to face they stared at each other. " Spit it out already, I don't have all day." she demanded.

Kim wagged his finger in disapproval, "The magic word please." She blinked. "Magic words?"

"Yup just say please.", he told her grin morphing into a smirk, Queen sighed, done.

"Please."

Kim grinned, "Well since you asked so nicely." he leaned in," I asked Ivan if-." Madame Bustier cut him off before he could finish.

"Ms. Abara and Mr.Lê Chiến, I suggest that you both return to your seats immediately!"

The whole room flinched as Madame Bustier's yell cut through the class like a hot butter knife through butter. Queen pulled away from Kim, focusing on Madame Bustier.

Madame Bustier leveled them with a mildly irritated glare.

"But if you prefer to sit in Monsieur Damocles's office along with Ivan than I can arrange that."

Kim shook his head, while Queen thought about it for a second before shaking her head as well.

Decided that it would be better for her if she didn't go, because then she won't get in trouble with her father and she could bring Ivan his missing work.

("Sorry Ivan.")

"Are we in agreement that this will not be happening again?" They nodded, giving no verbal response.

Madame Bustier stared at them expectantly. "Are we in agreement?"

"Oui!" They chorused in unison. sliding back into their respective seats.

Madam Bustier stared at them for a few seconds longer before returning to her presentation with an irritated huff.

"It's not like you could do anything to me anyway, you're too much of a coward."

"Huh?" Queen asked, speechless at his audacity.

"A fight between you and Kim would be 47% to 53%, in Kim's favor". Max whispered not so quietly in support of Kim's words. Kim puffed up his chest in pride giving her a smirk.

She ignored him instead Queen glowered at Max.

"And who asked for your opinion anyway, Kante?", Queen sneered.

"No one needed too, because I wasn't giving my opinion." Max paused, pushing his glasses up against his face, "I was stating a fact."

Ohs and snickers rung through the classroom, Chloé and Sabrina snickered particularly loudly.

Madame Bustier spun around to where the noise popped up, noise makers snapping their mouths shut as they held in a breath. Some fidgeting as she looked at them suspiciously before she frowned slightly, turning back to the board.

Queen clenched her hands into a fist as anger bubbled under her skin, glaring at both Max and Kim infuriated. 'So, it's like that, eh?'

She opened her mouth to retaliate with word equally demeaning, but before she could say anything the door wall exploded, clouding the room in dust.

Coughs wrung through the class as the dust cleared, revealing.

"KIM!" It yelled. Its inhumane scream echoed through the classroom spreading into the school. Causing the walls to tremble in its wake.

The room became still at they looked at the creature in shock and fear.

Nino was the first to run, then Kim, then the whole class followed tumbling out of the room. Queen included.

"Kim!" The monster yelled again as it flipped over tables ignoring the fleeing students.

Queen paused in front of the doorway at the familiarity she felt from its voice. 'It couldn't be.'

As the remaining students evacuated the destroyed classroom, Queen stood there at a loss for words.

"Ivan?"

𝓜𝓪𝔂 6,2023-𝓤𝓷𝓮𝓭𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓭. 1,187 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓭𝓼

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