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#monsta x incorrect quotes
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Changkyun, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-
Kihyun, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?
Jooheon, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick.
Shownu, concerned: Call the exorcist.
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Anyone: *mentions Next Level by Aespa*
Jooheon: *vibrating at a frequency that shatters glass* Yeah I love that song a normal amount
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bangtanstax · 11 months
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Kihyun: what’s the worst idea you’ve ever had?
Hyungwon: being born
Kihyun: but...you had no control over that
Hyungwon: fine! it’s having this convo with you
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kpopinocorrect · 9 months
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Jooheon: what's for dinner?
Shownu: chicken fried rice
Jooheon: *staring in disbelief*
Jooheon: you're telling me a chicken made that!!!!
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naesarangyunho · 2 years
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Monsta X Incorrect Quotes
A/N: I was was playing around with an incorrect quote generator so here are some that got created based off of that
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Hyungwon: You'll have a hard time believing this because it totally never happens but I've made a mistake.
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*texting* Changkyun : No thanks. Changkyun : I'm god. Kihyun: You mean good? Changkyun: did I stutter
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Wonho: I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have.
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*out grocery shopping* Jooheon : *takes a free sample twice* Jooheon : Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.
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*at a zoo* Minhyuk : What are they in for? Kihyun : Minhyuk, this isn't prison. Minhyuk: So they can leave? Kihyun: No, but- Minhyuk, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
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Shownu, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.
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Wonho: Oh, fiddlesticks this is really ruffling my feathers. Changkyun: Please just say fuck.
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Kihyun: Look guys, I need help. Wonho: Love help? Jooheon: Emotional help? Hyungwon : Financial help? Changkyun: Help moving a body? *Everybody looks at Changkyun* Changkyun: What?
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Changkyun: You're a lying piece of shit! Hyungwon: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! Changkyun: I'm leaving and I'm taking Jooheon with me! Kihyun , gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.
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Shownu: Adulting is hard. Shownu: How do I quit? Jooheon: Time travel. Hyungwon: Die.
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Changkyun: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. MX: Awwww- Changkyun: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything." MX: Oh.
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lillianren · 10 months
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*93liners teaching Minhyuk how to drive* 🚗
Kihyun: There’s a pothole! To the left!
Minhyuk: Take it back now y'all! *Drives into pothole*
Mark sticking his head over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth. 💃🏾
Peniel: I don't think that's how the song goes. 🤨
Kihyun crying 😭 and gripping the oh-shit-handle: Please just take me home!
Minhyuk: Country Roads!
Mark: To the place.
Minhyuk, Mark and Peniel in unison: I Belong! 😆
Kihyun crying harder: 😫 Help me!
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goldensugarywaffles · 2 years
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Monsta X as Quotes from my Friends
Shownu: I don't know why I'm in charge but no point in turning back now.
Wonho: Today someone called me a "Wholesome Thirst Trap" and never in my life have I felt so attacked yet understood.
Minhyuk: It's so peaceful and calm today that I almost feel bad about how I'm going to ruin it in a few seconds.
Kihyun: Not even god could have known how burdensome being the smart one of the group is.
Hyungwon: Have you ever been unintentionally iconic? I have.
Jooheon: I'm a baddie and if you disrespect me I will cry about it when I get home.
Changkyun: You can make fun of my emo phase all you want but people wanted me then and they still want me now.
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koqlakyu · 2 years
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Monsta x Incorrect quotes
Wonho: I wasn’t that drunk
Hyungwon: You tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said that I was important
Wonho: *tearing up* because you ARE
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incorrectmbb · 2 months
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Jooheon: Oh, Kihyun did the dishes.
Hyungwon: How do you know I didn't do them?
Jooheon: Because once, when all the knives were dirty, I saw you cut a bagel with your keys.
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chogiwass · 2 years
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spiltinksky · 2 years
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*right before seventeen’s concert*
Kibum: Well I have to go, I have a concert to attend.
Jooheon: Wait... I have a concert to attend too!
Eunwoo: Oh, I have a concert to attend as well…
Renjun: I THINK WE ALL HAVE A CONCERT TO ATTEND.
Soonyoung, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A CONCERT TO OFFICIATE!
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Kihyun: What are you smiling about?
Minhyuk: Nothing
Minhyuk, internally: Tutant Meenage Neetle Teetles.
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Jooheon: I thought I was meowing back at my cats for the past hour
Jooheon: Turns out it was just Changkyun and I meowing at each other from different rooms
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bangtanstax · 10 months
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Jooheon: why do you take such hot showers?
Changkyun: who needs soap when you can just burn the germs off?
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lisas-earlobe · 2 years
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REQUEST BY: @ceciliajensen12
"Hello, can i request a selca idol ship please. Groupes ateez,seventeen, txt and monsta x "
Hello! Sorry for the late response but hope you enjoy it nonetheless!
From Ateez I give you...
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SEONGHWA !!
From Svt...
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JOSHUA !!
From TXT I picked...
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YEONJUN !!
And from Monsta X I ship you with...
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HYUNGWON !!
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bfwonho · 1 year
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the shit i put up with on a holy wonho wednesday . i fucking hate kpop tags what is all this
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