#monster problems

[simonalkenmayer]

It pays sometimes to be immortal.

Her: maybe you know what it was? There was an astronaut who went on a mission to a planet…Mara or somewhere, and when he came back he couldn’t get warm?”

Me: let me think…the original outer limits, 1964, “cold hands warm heart”

Her: thank you! I knew if anyone would know it would be you! I’ve been trying to find it for 4 or 5 years!”

*phone call*

Him: Do you remember that Jimmy Stewart movie with the cowboy guy? What was his name”

Me: John Wayne. “The man who shot liberty Vallance”

Him: *click*

That’s me. The google incarnate.

#monster problems

[lokahjarta]

I'm trying to plan my attack on titan tattoo so I was skimming the manga to collect ideas and started crying so hard I couldn't breathe :)

#if you wanna feel Fucked Up about Loki Odin and Ragnarok problems #oh boy have i got the series for you #thats not to mention ymir problems #devouring problems #monster problems #draugr problems #i could go and and on and fucking on

[swagveryswagamazinf]

FIRST TIME IN A BOAT WITH MY DAUGHTER AFTER SHE WENT TL HELL CAME BACK AND RETURNED WITH A WEIRD ACCENT LIFE IS GOOD

#my art #qsmp #qsmp fanart #slimecicle #qsmp slimecicle #qsmp juanaflippa #juanaflippa fanart #juanaflippa #always havieng problems w the tags I think I'm forgetting something #ANYWAYS V HAPPY TO SEE HER YESTERDAY I MISSED HER SO MYCH #everybody acting weird after she destroyed the sign that said code monster SHUTT UPPPP SHES JUST A CODE APOLOGIST BUT THATS THE REAL JUANA #TRUST ME THATS MY BELOVED EGG

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

He was just being a silly little guy!

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jin guangyao #wen ruohan #nie mingjue #lan xichen #JGY's character is the zigging and zagging guy of all time #We love a little meow meow that can bite and scratch and kill you. #We also love a little meow meow that can mewl pathetically! #'He's evil now and torturing his former friend?" ZAG TIME: He's a spy and feels soooo awful about it!! #ZIG TIME: He (probably) didn't need to go that deep into the role and kill as many people as he did. #Something I really love about the sworn brother trio is how they reflect how our feelings distort our perception of others. #Lan Xichen represents how when we love/care about someone -anything they do can be endearing. They aren't manipulative: they are clever. #Its less about rose tinted glasses and more about reframing every look you get of them. The constant justifications you make for them. #They just need a space to be loved! “They care for me so I will stand by them no matter what to show them I'm there for them!” #While NMJ represents how when you dislike someone - Everything they do is an affront or proof of their foul character. #Everything is a sign. Everything is 'proof' they are just as awful as you want them to be. Every 'good trait' is twisted. #The problem is that most people are just human. They are flawed and they are capable of good and bad things. #Meng Yao's motivations are very complex. Yet he's extremely human all the same. He isn't the saint nor the monster of the story.

[thewhizzyhead]

WAIT I WANNA BRING UP ANOTHER THING ABOUT HOW BULLYING IS ADDRESSED IN NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE. one thing I really liked about how Max is shown as a bully is his talk with Pete at the Pasqualli's parking lot. When Pete tries to stand up to Max, Max pushes him down and emphasizes that Pete isn't a loser because of his own qualities - rather, Pete is a loser because Max simply said so.

Of course we can attribute this to Max's god complex but I think that this point in particular is less than often really brought up in teen-centered media featuring bullying: that bullying exists not because of nerdy behavior or whatever the fuck, but because bullies will it into being. And to have a BULLY of all people say that out loud - to have the main villain point out the root of their behavior without showing any kind of shame whatsoever - showcases just how much of a menace Max is.

#like max is really fuckin self aware throughout the show #he knows he's the biggest prick alive and he revels in his jackassery #to the point of pointing out the core problem of bullying itself: people are bullied because people are bullies. simple as that #like its a good message to hammer down in the bullying problem of the show while also showing how far gone Max is with his delusion of power #so um yea #oki at this point it's kinda obvious that my favorite character in the show is max jagerman like writing wise #dude's portrayed as an irredeemable literal monster and the show doesnt shy away from the fact that the dude isnt getting any redemption arc #and yet there are nuances to him being overzealous with his power both in life and in the afterlife #SO YEA STARKID DID A GREAT JOB IN WRITING MAX LIKE DAMN #starkid #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #npmd spoilers

[eisodiary]

in the land of gods and monsters i was an angel

#lana del rey #pink #it girl #pretty in pink #coolgirls #lizzy grant #pretty #girlblogging #pretty girls #dior girl #gods and monsters #paradise #cinnamon girl #im just a girl #star girl #girly things #girl interrupted #manic pixie dream girl #girl problems #girlhood #this is a girlblog #just girly things #girl hysteria #female manipulator #female rage #girlblogger #gaslight gatekeep girlboss

[mayhaps-a-blog]

Wow, Nimona did really did say that the threat is just a dream you made up and the monster is a girl who did nothing and teaching your children to hate just means the next generation will grow up blaming someone else for the fires they start with their own torches and there’s nothing outside the walls but a better world and don’t you just want to fucking break something sometimes and- and- and-

Nimona sure is a movie

#nimona #nimona movie #just finished it #god it's incredible #IT'S LITERALLY JUST A STORY #JUST A STORY THEY MADE UP #THERE'S NOTHING EVEN OUT THERE!!! #talk about being scared of the shadows #and making it everyone else's problem #the only monster is in your own head #what a movie #LITERALLY JUST A F***ING DREAM #LITERALLY #GAA

[azelle-intermisson]

in honor of dungeon meshi anime coming out i wanted to post one of my favorite laios moments i love this freak so much

#azelle talking #boy with no problems #another favorite of mine is “the really cool monster i thought up” #dungeon meshi #laios touden

[darknessrides]

AND THE BOY HEARS LOVE | monster | alice munro, face // joan tierney, interview with the machine woman //westworld 2x10 // julian randall, icarus imposter syndrome // florence welch, useless magic: lyrics and poetry

#*web #*mine #when your son is the problem #naoki urasawa's monster #monster manga #monster anime #web weaving #web weave #johan liebert #dr tenma #kenzo tenma

[catastrothy]

slug slime girl :3

#original #monster girl #slime girl #a weird cat drew this #ive been struggling a lot with both art block and health problems but this was fun to work on

[simonalkenmayer]

I just overheard

Her: How hilarious was that though? I mean what business does Ramon have body shaming anyone?

Him: I know like…he’s nothing dude. He’s like….hideous! And like…people in glass houses shouldn’t be throwing stones!”

Her: … oh my god! I never knew that phrase! I didn’t get it!

Him: yeah like, basically like he used glass to make his house so like rocks break it. Hey you want any han sannies?

1. That’s not what it means. It’s a nod to hypocrisy. You are in the same fragile situation, so it is best not to point it out .

2. I don’t think they really comprehend that body shaming someone when their back is turned is just as bad as doing it in front of them. Wh ch incidentally and ironically, is an illustration of their very own point.

3. How the hell do you go through life in this country and not know what that phrase means?

4. He called hand sanitizer “han sannies”, and I will burn this fucking reality to the last blackened shred.

#Simon overheard #monster problems

[wynndigogh]

Something beautiful about this piece. Captivating.

#monster romance #exovapor #monster fucker #monster lover #monster #monster x human #monster love #fantasy romance #dark fantasy #cant sleep #too much pain #fibro problems

[spookberry]

toradeen in the webisodes be like

#the first time she literally was the culprit #and the second time is meant to take place after shes turned a new leaf(in the main show) but its still like #girl you were causing problems just last week #monster high #mh g3 #toradeen

[inkskinned]

am i gonna put you in the book acknowledgements am i gonna be able to say your name without flinching am i ever gonna get a word in edgewise am i ever gonna recover the time i spent with you. computer virus kid; i arrived in your life already begging to be let in. somehow insecure i could even be your friend. like you had a line outside the door and we were all shifting our weight, begging.

you're so fucking good at that - at making people feel like they need to earn you, like you're a commodity none of us can afford. no kindness or careful communication could work on you - you were so good at just going-ghost, about deciding someone just wasn't cool-enough. something about that is super ironic. even the parts of it that weren't romantic felt like a romance book. i wanted you to like me so badly i scrubbed myself clean just so you'd spare me - what. your favor? a look?

okay okay okay. it's just a friendship - if it was even true that we were friends, if you even saw me as someone you trusted. on reddit someone would tell me girl literally just cut her out of your life, it's not that difficult. even i was aware of how fucked up the whole situation was. like, why the fuck do i even care about your approval? you're like, not even that fun to be around. you are often a little bit cruel.

but for almost four years of my life, i thought i had found someone like me. somebody who liked the same things i do. someone who liked to read and who liked making jokes with esoteric references and who spent maybe too much time on the internet and who was absolutely a little bit pretentious. i don't know, something about that was powerful and addictive.

i keep thinking about our last conversation. about how i said - okay, enough is enough. you pushed me too far, you really hurt my feelings.

and how you laughed and said - you think you're the victim?

#spilled ink #warm up #writeblr #she physically assaulted me and then screamed in my face #but not before sh'ing first and blaming it on me #while she was locked in my bathroom. at 1 in the morning #while i begged her to please just calm down and to try taking a deep breath and to go to sleep #and then she was like - ur just like my abuser #bc she had screamed in my face which was triggering to me and i froze like a deer in the headlights #and since i had shut down at that point evidently i was the problem child #i know she is out there telling our mutual friends i abandoned her and it makes me SO pissed off #like dude you spent so much fucking time forgiving & forgetting that your decrepit asshole of a boyfriend #pushed me down in the fucking hallway #but noooo hes <3 troubled <3 at 43 and divorced #bc according to you it's important that u don't '''see anyone as a monster'' #but god forbid i not handle you SCREAMING IN MY FACE #i couldnt even get you to say sorry for crossing my original and only boundary you were like ''what did you want me to do'' #babe i said 'the bf is not allowed around here he scares me and u said ur broken up with him' #that was the thing i wanted you to do: not fucking invite him to WHERE I LIVED #godddd typing this shit out and knowing it's only 2% of what actually happened makes me feel pathetic #i can't believe i let you treat me like that. you were a TERRIBLE friend.

[spaciebabie]

oh so you wanna fuck that monster huh. make sexy art of them without giving them muscles and/or making them look human

#spacie spoinks #this doesnt apply 2 monsters that are already humanoid #also its just a personal thing but muscles on male characters largely turn me off #hjdfkjsdf LIKE WHY IS STILL THE ONLY 'SEXY' MALE FORM IN FANDOM MUSCULAR AND/OR SKINNY #IM SOOO TIRED #yall be giving muscles 2 muh fuckers who DO NOT NEED THEM SHITS #IF YOU NEED 2 HUMANIZE A MONSTER IN ORDER 2 FUCK IT..............YOU AINT A MONSTERFUCKER DAWG................ #''wow this character is really sexy 2 me b/c of how human it looks now!!'' #you'll see the original design be some hulking beast who's shape isnt humanoid in the slightest and then some guy #will come along and be like ''hahaha yeah i wanna fuck this thing'' and then take the characters head and put it on a muscular human body #what is the point dawg. #this can also apply 2 robots #i dont caaareee if you have a humanoid design for 'x' robot/monster character #the problem is when you just. take a stereotypically attractive human body slap the character's head on here and then go crazy over that #and like the original character design does nothing for you. #dude. you dont want 2 fuck these characters you want 2 fuck a human wearing an object/animal head 😭 #true monster/robotfuckers want that thang in its canon form. you cant ride w/us if you're like that dawg #dont mind me this is just a pet peeve i have #its even worse when its female characters oh my godddd #these muh fuckers dont want 2 fuck monsters they wanna fuck a human woman cosplaying as one #good LORD

[puppyeared]

i like him

#somebody needs to keep me 8 metres away at all times or else ill start chewing on him #i just want everyone to know if i end up making a character who happens to resemble harvey in any shape or form #it probably wasnt a coincidence 😐and it will happen again #if i remember maybe ill try getting stardew when it goes on sale.. my friend showed me her farm and she named her chicken after doja cat #or maybe it was nikki minaj i cant remember. and she also said smth about monsters and passing out if you stay out after a certain hour #idk how accurate tht is all i know is the funny fucked up grandpas bed #i read somewhere that harveys supposed to be in his early to mid thirties and i dont have a problem with it but i think itd be very funny #if hes actually younger than he looks hes just a med school postgrad lmao. idk how well that headcanon would hold up since ive #never played the game and idk how often ppl talk about his age or if itsjust an implied thing. i just think its really really funny #im trying to get into the habit of drawing poses so im using reference images to try and build up muscle memory #i found some cute pictures of two ppl playing by the sea shore and it reminded me of xin and sailor so im gonna draw em like that #i havent drawn em in so long..... maybe i should update xins reference since i changed their lore quite a bit #myart #my art #doodles #stardew valley #stardew #sdv #sdv harvey #kinda wanna see him whimper a little bit. as a treat