#mood got bonked

[chisatowo]

The random card au udagawas make me feel like breaking shit I love them sm I want them to scream at eachother and I want it to be so so painful for the both of them

#rat rambles #band posting #random card au #they have very different perspectives on their family and the state of their governmemt in general #they both at least end with the understanding that they both suck but how they relate to that knowledge is very different #ako very much grew up in ignorance while tomoe grew up being expected and pressured to uphold it #and ako for most of her life idolised her family and the stories and ledgends they artificially created while tomoe was always at least #vaguely aware of their bullshittery #and that added onto the time they spent appart and different after tomoe got bonked just adds up to a mess of a time #basically that sinking realisation that theyll probably never be that close again and that they were never on the same page to begin with #and thats also even more worsened by them first reuniting before tomoe starts fully working towards actually dealing with her memory loss #which ako unintentionally holds against her even after tomoe has remembered more #ako cant let go of tomoe looking at her like a monster and tomoe cant let go of ako looking at her like theres smth wrong with her #tomoe post brain damage has a lot of issues with identity and self worth and experiences a lot of mood swings and while it does fuck with #her being treated like shes a crazy person does not help in the slightest #and she cant help but feel like ako feels that way abt her and that she hates her for it #and they dont hate eachother. even after everything they never could. but realising that their bond wasnt unbreakable made if feel that way #this is me making up for giving sayo and hina a good sibling relationship in this au /j #as always I ❤ complicated sibling relationships in fiction

[reverie-starlight]

{PILLOWS- kuroo t.}

BIRTHDAY BOY!!!! LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!!

here’s some silly kuroo fluff for you. originally I had another idea for his bday fic, but I decided on this instead. it's not bday specific, though, sorry :(

gn!reader, no physical descriptions. all fluff, this is sickeningly sweet actually. lowercase intentional. cuteness aggression but not really, reader has trouble asking for things. I make use of one (1) recognizable joke and you're not allowed to say anything about it. it's good dialogue and he's a dork, you can't tell me he wouldn't do this.

“I want to throw a pillow at you.”

kuroo turned around from where he was sitting at his desk and slow blinked at you. “I’m sorry, you what?”

you giggled at the silly, incredulous expression on his face from your own spot on the couch in his apartment and tried to quell the ever-growing feeling of affection for him in your stomach.

“you heard me.”

he gave a dramatic sigh and threw his head back before standing up and walking over to you. he made a big show of taking the decorative pillows from the couch (ones that you had insisted he should get a month ago when you were walking past the home section in that one department store despite not even living together) and dropping them on the ground.

“may I ask why you’d like to attack your precious, doting, loving boyfriend?” he questioned as he crawled on top of you and nuzzled his face into your chest.

your hands immediately got to work running through his messy black hair. “because I love you.”

you said it so simply that for a moment he almost accepted it without question. almost. “…explain?”

it was silent in his tokyo apartment for a few moments and he tilted his head up to look at you. what surprised him wasn’t the lack of response, but rather the look on your face. it was almost as though you were struggling to find the right words.

that was fine. he could see you needed a little push, so he handed you a pillow and smiled when you gently bonked him on the forehead with it. nothing harder than that with how close in proximity you two were to each other. you dropped the pillow back down after that.

he gave you the time you needed and rested his head back on your chest, listening to your heartbeat.

finally there was an inhale and your sweet voice reached his ears once more. “sometimes I just get... overwhelmed with affection for you. it bubbles up and I don’t know any other way to get it out besides annoying you and getting playful.”

he holds himself up on his forearms and looks down at you- wholly amused, if his stupid smirk was anything to go by. “so, cuteness aggression, but like, affectionate aggression instead? does that technically count as the same thing?”

you nod and wrap your arms around his neck. “yeah. throwing a pillow at you feels like I’m knocking all my love and support into you.”

he snorts and presses kisses to your cheek. “that's adorable. you can just ask me for affection if you want it, baby.”

you pout, and he knows exactly what’s about to come out of your mouth. “you know I’m not good at asking.”

and he did know. throughout your relationship, he had realized that you’re not good at asking for the things you want- no, need. affection always seemed to be on his terms. you would only ever offer it if he had already made a move, and you always returned it equally. that was fine with him, of course, and you had gotten better about it in the past year you'd been together, but you still struggled a bit.

he knew you were trying, though (even this conversation was a step forward for you), and that was all that mattered to him. until you got fully comfortable with it, he was more than capable of reading your mood and knowing your tells.

he pressed a couple more kisses to your face, which showed clear signs that you were enjoying the contact, and smiled. “I know, baby.”

it was quiet for a few more moments before you felt him smile into your skin. his shoulders shook and his voice sounded strained. "hey, maybe 'I want to throw a pillow at you' will be our 'always'."

he peeked out from your neck sporting a grin to see the glorious sight of you staring up at the ceiling and struggling to not laugh. "I take it back, I actually want to throw things at you because I hate you."

he cackled and you let loose a few small laughs of your own, reaching a hand down to arm yourself with the pillow from earlier. before he could realize what you were doing, you smacked the pillow against his back a few times and his head shot up. he was back to hovering above you in an instant with a dark, mischievous look in his eye.

"you are really not in a position to be doing that sweetheart," he shifted his weight to one arm so that one of his hands could freely move down to dig into your side. "especially after what you just told me."

you squirmed and struggled, whining out apologies you both knew were meaningless, before you somehow managed to grab hold of his wrist and throw him off balance. you made your escape (not before attacking him with another round of soft smacks from the pillow to hopefully keep him down) and he gave you five seconds before he was darting after you.

it didn't take long for him to catch up at all.

"what's the matter, baby?" he taunted, scooping you up and carrying you to the bed, chuckling along with you as he tried and failed to keep up his menacing act. he threw you on the bed and dug his fingers back into your sides. you shrieked and tried to grab at anything you could reach to defend yourself.

"you said you were feeling affectionate, right? I'm just trying to return that tenfold. that's what you wanted wasn't it?" he laughed and dodged your attempts to fend him off. "that's why you kept hitting me with those pillows? because you're just soooo full of love for me?"

eventually he ended his attack and admired the giggly mess you had become. he shook his head fondly and laid down next to you. "you're adorable. even if you need to throw things at me to let me know you want some attention."

you rolled onto you side so that you were nose to nose and smiled brightly at him. "I love you."

his eyes softened and he ran his knuckles over your soft cheek. "I love you too. and..." then they grew mischievous again and you felt a pillow hit your back this time.

"...I kind of want to throw a pillow at you, too, baby."

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if the ending feels rushed, it's cause I had two midterms this week and I'm drainedddd. but I just had to get something out for the loml. this makes up for me choosing to do an osamu bday fic over an atsumu one this year, right? I still feel guilty for that :') hope you enjoyed <33

#kuroo x reader #kuroo x reader fluff #kuroo tetsuro x reader #kuroo x gender neutral reader #kuroo fluff #haikyuu x reader #hq x reader #haikyuu x gn!reader #kuroo x gn!reader

[rainba]

I LOVE YOU AND YOUR ART SO MUCH!!!

(not in a romantic way 😭)

I made a scenario question,

What if Darling thought it was there friend in the shadow and bonked/slapped there head for fun, but it turns out it was Luka/Kairo, what would they react? (It was night, the Darling couldn't see shit 💀)

The Darlings personality changes to people they communicate with 😭 there kind to Luka/Kairo but they do have the same humor as there friend group (chaotic, there love language is hurting and insulting each other, but like the Darling slaps harder than them all 💀, but they still care for each other 💓💓)

Darling could barely see anything in the dark– and then… Bonk!!

Assuming this is before Luka/Kairos has made themselves known to you:

Kairos would probably have a heart attack and pass away on the spot (〃＞＿＜;〃)

You scared him and got him by surprise! He thinks he’s been caught red-handed stalking his beloved, and now you must think he’s creepy and you despise him and will run away from him at any second… His mind races, his heart stops, and all he can do is stare in horror. Completely freezes. o(TヘTo) 

But, if his beloved ends up apologizing and you aren’t aware that he was stalking you, he’ll be so incredibly relieved and shocked. You explain to him that you thought he was someone else and he just goes: “h-huh? Oh– Right! Don’t worry, um… I’m sorry!” And then he does whatever he can to escape the situation as soon as humanly possible. (×_×)⌒☆

As for Luka? Man. If you bonk him while he’s stalking you in the shadows…. it’s so over. He’ll snatch you by the wrist and drag you into an alley, his eyes full of fury and panic. He thinks he’s also been caught red-handed, so he’s gotta improvise before you try to run away! And that’ll be the last time you walk alone at night, or maybe even the last time you go outside at all (;;;*_*)

For the second part: 

if their darling communicates love through insults and stuff? It really depends! Sometimes Kairos will think it’s endearing and cute. He really tries to not take it too seriously. However… There are some days where he’ll get extremely emotional about it and will break down crying in front of you. “Y-you don’t mean any of it, right..?” Clings onto your shirt and begs you for reassurance. (｡•́︿•̀｡)

And Luka would be fine with it! He’d probably talk back,, playfully throwing back insults to you every now and then. Might pinch your cheek a bit after you playfully hit him. However, if he’s in a bad mood, he might just growl at you and tell you to shut it (×﹏×)

((Also, TYSM!! I’m super happy you love my art and stuff!!

( ´ ∀ `)ノ～ ♡  Thx for leaving an ask!))

#ask #yandere oc #kairos posting #luka posting #yandere male

[inexplicifics]

i feel like you’ve definitely answered this before, but tumblr search is garbage, so i figured i’d ask anyway. i was in the mood to make myself cry today so i’m rereading the debt is terrible, as is good and proper, and i’m curious about what happens with those 3 trainers (one of whom i’m assuming is varin, the little prick) who didn’t join the ayes to change the training regimen. did they come around? was there a fight? did they get foisted out on the path to seethe without bothering anyone? do any of them ever eat crow years later when the new training is proven successful? i love seeing people be wrong and get bonked for it, it’s my favorite lmao

i hope spring is treating you well! <33

You know, I'm not entirely sure. They definitely got foisted out onto the Path, and they will not be among the "nursemaid" troops until they've gotten their heads on straight.

Beyond that...it depends on whether they're vicious bastards because they genuinely believe it's for the trainees' own good, in which case they may well eat crow in the future, or whether they're just vicious, in which case they probably spend a lot of time out on the Path. And their brothers may well not be as friendly as might be desired, as time goes by and the Schools start to realize that the old cruel ways weren't necessary.

#questions answered #accidental warlord au

[mewmeiw]

My toxic trait is thinking that I can survive moon by bonking him on the nose, and then flipping him over and hoping he goes into a shark daze.

If you hit him on the nose it could go a few different ways.. the place where his nose would be is pretty sensitive, so it’d hurt a bit- no matter how tough he is. He’d sit in shock for a second… What happens next rlly depends on his mood..

A:He kisses you

B:He lightly bonks you back thinking it’s a cute little game where you just got a bit rough

C:he punches you in the face

D:He brutally mauls you

Same options for if you manage to somehow flip him over, because he doesn’t go into a daze. But, he does get sleepy- or he gets a little devious. Either way, flipping him over can make him sleepy, cranky, or a little bit.. too much to handle? Again, depends on the mood. Also funny thing! Yes he doesn’t have a nose on his face, but he has gills on his sides- but how does he smell? He smells with those tendrils on the back of his head that curl over the long appendage that would be his hat.

#fnaf moon #fnaf sun #moondrop #sundrop #fnaf security breach #dca fandom #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf dca #mer dca #mer moon #asks #answered asks #better be careful

[jelenina]

Vega: there is....a tiny cleaning robot in the Fortress of Doom? I am unsure of how it got there??

Doom Slayer: ',:/

Slayer: :o

Slayer: >:D

*a knife and some duct tape later*

Hayden, exasperated: Slayer, why the fuck have you taped a knife to a fucking cleaning robot

Slayer: >:(

Slayer, signing: his name is sergeant stabby >:(

Vega, amused and in the mood to piss Hayden off: updating character profile for the Sergeant. The sergeant is currently requesting permission to go patrol, should i grant it?

Slayer, signing: yes :)

Stabby: *a few beeps, before spinning in a circle and zooming off in the direction of the door, bonking off the frame before zipping away*

Hayden: ....why are you both like this

#doom #doomguy #doom slayer #vega #VEGA #dr samuel hayden #hayden #stabby the roomba #stabby the space roomba

[undercovergamer]

✨Double Trouble✨

(Requested by an anonymous user)

⚠️This fic focuses mainly on tickling. Please do not read it if that upsets you.⚠️

Hi omg I’m so sorry for the wait 😭😭😭 I got writer’s block like nobody’s business but I’m back on track! … sort of! 💀

Anyway…

Alhaitham convinces Kaveh to “fight back” for once so he can get revenge on Itto. But his sneak attack fails, so the two resort to plan B. As a wise boy once said, teamwork is dreamwork (he’s not in the fic). Why is Itto in Sumeru? Because ✨lazy writing✨ of course :D

Word Count: 3415

“You can’t keep letting him win like that, Kaveh. Fight back for once.”

“I- I’m not letting him win! It is SO unfair! He’s so much stronger than I am, I barely have a chance!”

Kaveh was venting his frustrations to Alhaitham, who had just asked about his so-called “revenge plan.” Basically, Kaveh was embarrassed that Itto kept defeating him in tickle wars, and none of his counter attacks ever worked. Itto was too strong and Kaveh was too ticklish. Surprisingly, Alhaitham had offered to help him win this time, giving him some useful tips and tricks.

“It’s not about strength, it’s about skill.” he said.

“Huh?”

“You’re too predictable. Your intentions are written clearly all over you, so Itto obviously knows what to expect.”

“Oh come on! That’s not fair, I can’t control my mood! If I try that, I’ll look even more suspicious!”

“The trick is to catch him off-guard. If you can do that, he’ll be too confused to fight back.”

“It can’t be that easy…”

“It is when you’re not Captain Obvious.” Alhaitham couldn’t help but smirk a little bit at that jab.

“Ugh… you..!” The audacity!

“Aim for his armpits.”

“How am I supposed to do that?!”

“Well, if he’s already tickling you, he’ll be too distracted to defend himself.”

“But- I-”

“Take it from the expert. I’ve tested it myself. It works every time.”

“Tsk. Easy for you to say, mister ‘feeble scholar.’”

“Tch. Try a sneak attack. If it goes south, get his armpits. But do be careful not to overwhelm him too much.”

“Oh, alright, fine. I’ll try your idea.”

“Good luck. Close the door on your way out.”

Kaveh huffed and left Alhaitham’s room, closing the door as instructed. He didn’t need to search for long before he found Itto in the living room, with his back turned to Kaveh. He seemed distracted by something shiny, humming a little tune to himself.

This is the perfect time to strike, he thought, carefully sneaking up behind the oni. But, right as he was preparing to make his move, he felt something bonk into his leg.

Confused, Kaveh looked down and was surprised to see Ushi staring up at him. Kaveh quietly hushed him, but the little bull had other plans.

“Moo!” He alerted his master, blowing Kaveh’s cover with a smug expression.

“Hm?” Itto turned around to check on him, with a surprised smile on his face upon seeing Kaveh. “Hey, Kaveh! What are you doing?” Itto asked, tilting his head to the side in curiosity.

“I- uh- hi, Itto! I was just- um… I was just playing with Ushi! Yeah, haha!” He said, crouching down to the little bull to pet him.

“Really? Hmm.” Itto wasn’t buying it. That nervous attitude said it all.

“Moo.” The little bull was looking directly at Itto.

“Hush, Ushi.” Kaveh whispered.

“Moo!” Ushi was totally telling on him.

“Kaveh, you weren’t trying to scare me or something, right?” Itto asked, looking suspicious.

“What? Pfft, no! Of course not!”

“Really? Cus Ushi here says you were!” Oh, of course he did…

“Oh, d-did he now?” That little tattle-tail… no way out of this now.

“Yeeaah, he did, hahaha!” Itto laughed, much to Kaveh’s dismay.

“M-Maybe he’s lying..?” Kaveh had to think of a plan B, quick!

“Pfft, nah. He would never! Ushi is an honest bull. Ain’t that right, Beefcake?” Itto crouched down to pet Ushi. “Yeaa you never lie, do ya’? Aww, such a good boi! Yes you are! Yes you are!” He said playfully, giggling to himself while gently squishing the bull’s little face.

“Moo…” Ushi seemed content.

“Aha, s-sorry, heh… m-my prank went south, huh? G-Guess I’d better head back to my room then!” Kaveh said. Gosh, if only he didn’t sound so nervous…

“Aw, what? Leaving already? I thought you wanted to play with Ushi!”

Kaveh stood up. “O-Oh..! Yeah, heh.. well, uh, y-you seem to be doing that just fine, s-so I’ll-… I’ll just go.” Goodness, if being suspicious was a contest, then…

“Not so fast.”

“W-Whuh?” … Kaveh would win first prize.

“Heh, you sure seem nervous. You weren’t… planning something else, were you?” Itto said, now stood up as well. Oh dear. He’s onto him for sure.

“W-What? O-Of course not! It’s like what Ushi said, I w-was just-”

“Moooo…”

“Planning a sneak attack?” Ushi knew what he was up to, apparently.

“N-No! Of course not!”

“Then why are you so nervous? Heh, you worried about… consequences or somethin’?” Itto teased him with his signature Grin of Mischief™️.

“Uh- I- I think I h-heard Alhaitham calling m-my name! I- I should-” Kaveh backed away before he suddenly tried to make a run for it. But he wasn’t fast enough!

“Haha! Gotcha!” Itto quickly lunged forward and wrapped his arms around Kaveh’s middle, pulling him back to trap him in place.

“ACK- W-Wait no!! Lehet me go!!” Kaveh squirmed, already getting giggly. How could his plan have backfired already?

“Sorry, pal. There’s no escaping the tickle monster! Heheheh…” Itto replied, letting the anticipation set in as he wiggled his fingers, using one arm to prevent Kaveh’s escape.

“W-Wahahait!! I-Itto, plehehehease! Dohohon’t!” The architect was too flustered to remember what Alhaitham told him. Oh gosh, what should he do now?

“Hehehe, imma getcha!” Itto teased, playfully tickling Kaveh’s ribs and sides. “Tickle tickle tickle!”

“AAH NOHOHOHOHOHO!! EEHEHEhehehahahahahaha!!” Kaveh squealed and burst into laughter, squirming a lot while trying to push Itto’s arms off of himself.

“What’s wrong? Can’t handle a little tickle?” Itto teased, switching between rapid squeezing and playful skittering for the funny, driving Kaveh up the wall.

“GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! NAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!”

“Tickle tickle~”

“Lehehet mehehe gohohohoho!!”

“Nuh uh~”

“AAAHAHA NAHAHAT THEHEHEHERE!!”

His laughter eventually got so loud it caught Alhaitham’s attention. He wasn’t surprised that Kaveh’s plan had failed once again, but he decided to go help him for a change. By the time he’d reached the living room, the poor architect had been tickled to the floor, still at the mercy of the mighty tickle monster.

“Fight back, Kaveh! Come on.” Alhaitham called out, trying to make sure Kaveh heard him.

“AHAAHAhahahahahahaha!! Ihihihi cahahahahan’t!!” Kaveh squealed, wiggling his legs and trying to grab Itto’s wrists.

“Hehehe, he’s so ticklish! Kitchy kitchy kitchy koo~!” Itto teased, playfully tickling his waist, making him arch his back and shriek.

“EEEK!! NAHAHAT THEHEHEHERE!! HEHEHEHELP!!” poor Kaveh screeched, laughing hysterically.

Alhaitham sighed and put his hand in his face for a moment, shaking his head before initiating a plan of his own instead. “Hey, Itto! Why don’t you pick on someone your own size?” he said, creating a distraction by challenging the oni.

“Ohoho, you wanna go too, huh?” Itto replied, stepping up to face the scribe, leaving the giggling architect on the floor with Ushi nuzzling his face.

“Bring it on!”

The plan sprung into action right when Itto attempted a playful pounce. Alhaitham was fully prepared and easily spun him around and sort of hooked his arms under Itto’s to keep him in place.

“H-Hey! Lemme go!” The oni’s struggles weren’t quite enough to break free, mainly because of the situation’s playful nature.

“No.” Alhaitham replied bluntly, checking to see if Kaveh was still on the floor. He was, but he’d sat up this time, petting Ushi.

“Let go! Cheater!” Itto protested, trying to pull himself away, but the scribe was too stubborn to fall to it.

“No. Kaveh? Are y-” Alhaitham couldn’t finish his sentence because Itto suddenly started struggling more than before, making another attempt at breaking free. “No. Hey! Stay. Still!”

“Nuh uh! Pfft- unhand me!” Itto started giggling because he thought their little battle was funny. Alhaitham was almost struggling to hold the man in place.

“Haitham, did you say something?” Kaveh asked, raising an eyebrow. He’d stood up by now after Ushi’s snuggle attack ended.

Itto was getting tired from struggling, so he decided to take a break to catch his breath, giving Alhaitham enough room to talk. “So. Kaveh, about your revenge plan…”

“Huh..? Oh! You caught him! Heh, how convenient…” he replied with a devious grin, cracking his fingers in preparation. Finally, he could get his long awaited vengance!

“W-Wait! Wait! C-C’mon, guys! Th-This isn’t fair!” The oni struggled to move when the scribe’s hold suddenly tightened, rendering him defenseless.

“Heheheh, you’re not exactly fair either! Just hold still~” Kaveh teased, wiggling his fingers with a playful look on his face.

“W-Wahahahait!! I-It’s two on ohohone!! Th-That’s not fahahair!!” Itto squirmed to no avail, already laughing from the anticipation.

“Pfft, I’m allowed to get some extra help. You’re like twice as strong as me, you know.”

“As I, Kaveh.” Alhaitham corrected.

“Oh shut up.” Kaveh rolled his eyes and started tickling Itto’s sides. “Are you ticklish here?” he asked.

“Ack-! Pfft- n-nohoho..!” Itto tried to contain his laughter to deter his actions.

“Really? How about… here?” Kaveh poked and tickled his abs and tum instead, even giving his belly button a poke, which made him jolt.

“EEP! Hahahahahahahahahaha!!” It worked like a charm, making him laugh and squirm against Alhaitham’s grip.

“Lying is wrong, you know. Tsk tsk tsk.” Alhaitham said, smirking a little while keeping the giggling oni in place.

“Shuhuhut ihihit!! Aahahahahaha!! NohoHOHOHOHO!!” Uh-oh…

“What about your ribs?” Kaveh poked and scribbled all over Itto’s ribs this time, which increased his squirms and laughter quite a lot.

“NAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Dohohohohon’t!!” he squealed, squirmimg more and nearly making Alhaitham lose balance.

“Tickle tickle~” Finally, he could get some proper revenge, he thought, getting greedy and digging into Itto’s ribcage. However, Itto’s wild laughter and struggles eventually caused Alhaitham to lose his grip, leading to a very short chase as the oni tripped himself and got pushed onto one of the couches.

“Oof-!” he didn’t have enough time to register where he ended up due to the adrenaline rush.

“You’re not going anywhere.” Alhaitham said, quickly tickling Itto’s sides and ribs so he wouldn’t try to stand up again.

“AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! WAHAHAHAHAIT!!” Itto squealed, laughing out loud and playfully kicking his legs against the couch. The scribe truly showed no mercy!

“Don’t let him escape!” Kaveh called out, going behind the couch and reaching over it to tickle Itto’s tum. Not the most convenient angle, but it made him throw his head back and screech with wild laughter. His kicking and stimming increased as well while he squirmed. “HYAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!”

“This should at least pause his mischief for a while!” Alhaitham said, trying to speak louder so Kaveh would hear him. Itto was certainly loud…

“Yeah! We should probably stop for a sec so we don’t kill him though!” Kaveh replied, giggling at how ticklish this man was.

The scribe agreed with that suggestion, and the two briefly stopped their attacks to let Itto catch his breath. He’d barely had room to breathe after his failed escape from earlier.

“Are you alright?” Alhaitham asked, chuckling to himself. It’s been quite a while since he felt this playful.

“Ahahehehe… huff… y-you guys.. are… hehe..! ..soho mean...!” Itto giggled, panting and trying to cover his ticklish spots, but alas he didn’t have enough arms for that. Darn it…

“This is revenge for you tickling me all the time!” Kaveh said, being sassy for the funnies.

“All the time?” Alhaitham questioned, raising an eyebrow.

“W-Well, not literally all the time, but it’s basically a daily occurrance at this point!”

“Hm, I doubt that. I would’ve known otherwise.”

“Oh yeah? How?” Ugh, Alhaitham and his logic…

“You’re incredibly loud whenever you get tickled, you know.”

“Oh? I thought your headphones would block his squeals.” Itto chimed in, having sat up and caught his breath to join the conversation. Kaveh glared at him.

“No. Surprisingly, they’re not quite soundproof enough to block all noise.” Alhaitham replied, smirking slightly at Kaveh who looked very embarrassed.

“Hey! I-I’m not THAT loud, right?!” He couldn’t believe his ears!

“You are.” The other two replied at the same time, making Itto laugh.

“S-Stop laughing! It’s not funny!” Kaveh said angrily, blushing with embarrassment at this realization. He couldn’t believe it’d taken him this long to know!

“Hehehe! It’s true though!”

“Oh, shut up! I’ll show you!”

“Hehe wahahait!! AAH!! I’M SOHOHORREHEHEHEHEE!!” Itto suddenly burst into laughter again as Kaveh got angry and started tickling mercilessly right below his ribs.

“See? You caught him off-guard, and now you’re winning for once. I must say, I’m impressed. You even got a weak spot without my help.” Alhaitham said over Itto’s laughter, preventing Itto from rolling off the couch.

“Not now, Haitham. You’re distracting me.” Kaveh replied, promptly getting his wrists grabbed and pushed away by the giggling oni. “Agh- hey! Let go!”

“Ahahehehe! G-Gehet awahahay!” Itto said, giggling quite a lot. Kaveh struggled to pull his hands free due to Itto’s tight grip.

“Ugh… a little help?” he asked in mild frustration, looking over at Alhaitham.

“Hmm… okay.”

Itto felt more and more nervous hearing those two plan their next attack. But then, he suddenly remembered…

“Uh- um-! Ushi!! Help me!!” Itto tried calling for help, hoping his companion was nearby to rescue him.

“It’s too late for that now, I’m afraid.” Alhaitham said, switching his headphones on with a menacing look. His sudden grin sent shivers down Itto’s spine.

“W-Wait!! Dohohon’t!!” Itto’s pleas fell on deaf ears as Alhaitham started rapidly poking at his ribs and abs to make him let go of Kaveh’s wrists. It worked just as planned, making him squirmy and distracted enough for Kaveh to pull away.

“Thank you! Now, where was I…” Kaveh teased, before both humans unleashed yet another tickle attack upon the oni.

“BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!”

Alhaitham was rapidly squeezing his sides while Kaveh scribbled his abs, making the oni throw his head back and laugh hysterically. His two arms were no match against four tickling hands, so he had no choice but to kick and squeal. Kaveh almost wished he had soundproof headphones too…

“Not so fun when you’re on the receiving end, huh?” He said, but he started feeling a twinge of guilt seeing how merciless his roommate was being. Surely Itto didn’t deserve a death sentence…?

“STAHAHAHAHAHAHAP!! STAAHAHAHAHAHAHA-!! I’M SOHOHORREEHEHEHEHEE!!” Itto squealed, laughing his ass off and trying his hardest to push Alhaitham away.

Kaveh was about to say something else, but suddenly felt himself lose balance as something rammed into his leg. “What the-?!” He stopped tickling to catch himself on the couch. He looked down at his feet, only to find Ushi tryina fight.

“Mooo!” Awe, the little bull was trying to rescue his master!

“Hey, what are you doing?” Kaveh crouched down to his level, gently patting his head to calm him while his roommate continued to wreck Itto, whose boisterous laughter continued to fill the room, now sounding less frantic than before.

“Moo!” Ushi seemed angry, pushing quite hard one more time, which made the architect fall on his butt.

“Ow! Hey, be careful…” He could tell all the commotion had made the little bull feel stressed.

Then, Itto’s laughter suddenly died down and Alhaitham’s voice was heard from above. “Kaveh? What are you doing on the floor?” he asked.

“Um, well… I think Ushi wants us to stop now.” Kaveh replied, looking at the angry little bull.

“Really..?” Ushi glared up at him before walking past Kaveh to get around the couch, making his way over to Itto, who was now panting for survival.

“Hm. Well in that case, I suppose we’d better listen, ‘lest we face Ushi’s wrath.” Alhaitham said, reaching down to help Kaveh stand up.

“Yeah. You’re right.” he said, accepting the help and brushing himself off. “My revenge was gotten anyway, I guess.”

“Man… I haven’t laughed that hard in ages..! Haha…” Itto sat up, still giggling a bit from the leftover tingles. “You guys are mean…” he added, failing to glare properly with that smile on his face.

“Moo!” Ushi stared at him with big eyes, sort of trying to get up to his level. But alas, his legs were too short to let him jump.

“Haha, I’m alright, Beefcake! Don’t you worry, lil’ guy.” Itto said to him, lifting the little bull onto his lap. “Aww, did you come to rescue me? Such a good boi! Yes you are~!” he said, pampering his beloved companion.

“Well, you certainly recovered quickly. I’ll go fetch some water for you.” Alhaitham said, baffled at how Itto barely seemed affected all of a sudden.

“Ahah.. I am exhausted…” Itto said, chuckling as he felt Ushi nuzzle him. He was quite comfortable in his master’s lap, after all.

“Aw, he’s so cute! Bet you’re glad your little knight came to your rescue, huh?” Kaveh teased, sitting down next to Itto and gently petting the little bull.

“Hahahaha! Yeah, I nearly thought I’d pass out!” Itto replied jokingly. “You my little hero~? Aww…” he said, giving Ushi some gentle chin scratches.

“Moo…” He seemed very happy now.

“Tch, bet that taught you a lesson. Now you know what revenge feels like! I’d think twice if I were you.” Kaveh said with a confident look.

“Pfft, at least I don’t need backup to carry it out!” Itto replied, sticking his tongue out in a playful manner.

Tch, how immature, Kaveh thought. “What?? You’re so much stronger than I am! It’s an unfair match-up! AND you had Ushi helping you!” he argued.

“Nah, Ushi was just playing. Besides, you need more exercise!” Itto teased.

How dare he?! “A-And you need LESS exercise!” Kaveh fired back “angrily.”

“Nuh-uh!”

“Yuh-huh!”

“Nuh-uh!!”

“Yuh-huh!!”

Their playful bickering ended with laughter as they couldn’t take themselves nor each other seriously anymore.

“What are you two yapping about..?” Alhaitham came back with a glass of water, giving it to Itto.

“Pfft- nothing, don’t worry about it…” Kaveh replied, chuckling to himself.

“Heheh..! Yeah… thanks!” Itto said, accepting the glass and drinking from it.

“You’re welcome. Are you alright?” Alhaitham gave him a headpat for the funny.

“Yup! Heh, I didn’t expect you guys to just murder me like that. Awfully rude, by the way. How dare you.” He said jokingly, sipping his water.

“Ha! You and your mischief had it coming.” Kaveh teased, ruffling his hair.

“Hahaha! Hey, c’mon! Just you wait…” Itto threatened playfully, fixing his hair.

“Well, in any case, it’s a good thing you had fun. I was almost worried about you for a moment there.” Alhaitham said.

“Almost..? You showed no mercy.” Kaveh questioned, crossing his arms.

“… I did let him live though.” Alhaitham replied with a shrug. Kaveh scoffed and rolled his eyes.

“Heh! It’ll take a lot more than that to bring ME down!” Itto boasted proudly, drinking the water like a champ.

“Uh-huh.” Alhaitham raised an eyebrow.

“Oh, please…” Kaveh rolled his eyes again.

Itto didn’t seem to care, handing the empty glass back to the scribe, who went to put it away. “What, don’t believe me?” he asked, gently helping Ushi back down to the floor since he had things to do suddenly.

“Not at all, actually.” Kaveh said, looking amused.

“Pfft, it’s not like I surrendered! You just gave up, I call that a win!” Itto argued, grinning confidently.

“You did though!” Kaveh protested.

“Nah-uh! You did!”

However, his grin quickly turned nervous when Alhaitham came closer all of a sudden.

“Is someone asking for a round two?” He asked menacingly. Oh dear…

“W-Whuh… I- I never said-”

“Ooh! Why that sounds delightful!” Kaveh said playfully, standing up next to Alhaitham and smiling at the nervous look on Itto’s face.

“Wait- g-guys, c’mon! Th-This isn’t-…!” He couldn’t finish his sentence before he got too nervous.

“Oh don’t worry, this’ll be quick.” Alhaitham said, before he swiftly pushed Itto back onto the couch, wrestling him to the same spot as before. Itto struggled playfully but was eventually pinned down and unable to move.

“Get him, Kaveh!”

“Ah! R-Right!”

“NohohohOHOHOHO!!”

And so began yet another tickle-attack. But this time, Alhaitham decided to leave while he let Kaveh have the fun. His ears were getting overstimulated by Itto’s loud laughter, so he and Ushi went elsewhere, away from the chaos. He kept the music in his headphones relatively low so he could keep better track of the other two.

At some point, a high pitched squeal was heard, which meant Kaveh had the tables turned on him.

Hmph. They’re so noisy, Alhaitham thought to himself, gladly hanging out with Ushi for the time being.

Surely that tickle war would end soon… right?

#my private twashcan #genshin impact tickle #genshin tickle #genshin impact tickling #genshin tickling #genshin tickles #ler!itto #lee!itto #ler!kaveh #lee!kaveh #ler!alhaitham #ticklish!kaveh #ticklish!itto #tickle fluff #tickle fic

[plasmasimagination]

hi!! can i req a blade x reader?? 🥹🥹 where he only show his soft side to the reader </3 anyways thank you!!

Before I start writting I wanted to bonk the hsr writers on the head and tell them to PLEASE STOP WRITTING ONLY DAN HENG AND GIVE OUR BOY BLADE SOKE LOVE TOO

Cutiepie.

I was litteraly looking at this in my inbox and saving it for last of the day because I was so excited to write about it and we all know best goes for last

I absolutely love this entire trope (?) Thingy

Also I'm still kinda trying to figure out how to write for blad because I usually read other content of a character and then catch their personality better but SINCE THE WRITERS DONT GIVE ME BLADE CONTENT I have to figure it out myself (⁠っ⁠˘̩⁠╭⁠╮⁠˘̩⁠)⁠っ

Anywyas onto the postt

We all know how blade is, reserved cold hearted, who would've ever guessed he would get a s/o?

By all means no one, but he got a sweetheart now, and now everyone around him, mostly Kafka, is very curious about how his s/o puts up with his cold manner.

Though, they also noticed how his mood changes when you're around, he could be in a horrible mood where no one dared to strike a conversation and the moment you walk in he'll immediately be open to talk to you. Who could've guessed that he actually allows you stuff he would never to other people?

Like he will actually let you touch him,which he by the way never lets anyone other than you, he lets you style his hair, and stuff like that.

And others also noticed that he's very tolerable towards you and protective if anyone dares insult you, also very patient when explaining something.

Someone dares question it? Might aswell be a death wish

#blade honkai #honkai blade #honkai star rail blade #blade x reader #hsr blade #honkai headcanons #honkai x reader #honkai x you #honkai star rail x reader #honkai star rail #hsr x you #hsr headcanons #hsr x reader #hsr icons

[anxious-lee]

|| Jayvik Tickle Headcanons ||

A/N: in the spirit of doing what I want, I decided to grant these fruity ass motherfuckers some tickle fluff. yes it is ooc but at least they're happy :,)

I use the words "you" in this list but that's just how my brain dialogue comes out fastest. the "you" is always meant to be jayce or viktor

This list is in the context that they are married, so if this isn't your ship, you might not like this list. oh and there's tickling but whatever

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- jayce and vik are both lee-leaning switches

- but viktor gets tickled slightly more often than jayce does; he's a grumpy cat man and needs the affection

- let's start with viktor:

- very very ticklish

- wasn't touched a lot throughout his life, so his skin is very sensitive

- a few skittering fingers can have him leaping out of his skin

- most ticklish spots are his underarms definitely. unfortunately his arms aren't super strong so while he of course does try to squeeze them shut to block the spots, it doesn't keep the ler out

- his ribs are his second worst. he's so skin and bones at this point that just massaging the bone through his skin has him laughing hard

- his laugh ranges from high-pitched chuckles to near-silent and breathy hiccups. jayce knows he's hit a jackpot when he hears the silent laugh

- idea from @tickly-trashcan that jayce will scoop viktor up and plop him on a counter so he can't escape his tickle attack

- tickly kisses are his kryponite

- viktor doesn't hate tickling but doesn't love it either. before he met jayce, he didn't like it at all. he thought it was undignified. he still does, but that's kind of the fun of it. what's the good in spending your life working if you don't let yourself play every now and then?

- will go along with it for the game of it or because he's simply too exhausted to fight back

- if he senses a tickle ambush coming, he'll start waving away his attacker (jayce) with his cane, threatening to bonk him with it

- i cannot communicate how cute of a lee he is. despite the cold exterior, he is a ticklish little puppy

- VERY squirmy. CANNOT stop squirming

- said it before but I'll say it again: ✨️ hiccup-laughter ✨️

- he doesn't like the fluffy kind of tickle teasing. if you must, go for snarky comments and sarcastic quips. that'll make him blush

- can't outrun his ler, so he's in deep shit when jayce is in a ler mood

- can't chase his lee either so escaping him is pretty easy

- which is why it's so sus when jayce still manages to get caught by him. almost makes one think jayce doesn't WANT to escape hmmmm???

- but back to viktor

- he is a shockingly good ler

- his hands have spent a lifetime delicately handling machinery so you know he's got some meticulous fingers

- very observant to what spots hit you the hardest

- teases you about possibly enjoying yourself because of how little you're trying to escape

- treats wrecking you like a scientific experiment. ("let's see what happens when I touch right... here" "hm. you seem to be very ticklish there. i will need to gather more data on this, for science, after all")

- remembers every one of your tickle spots. every single one.

- laughs with his lee. it's all just so silly and ridiculous ❤️

- NOW ONTO JAYCE:

- bro isn't as ticklish as viktor but he is fucking BAD

- also doesn't have as much self-control as viktor in order to hold his laughter in in time. (I can't tell you how many times he's accidentally been prodded and he's let out a laugh in the middle of a council meeting. in an otherwise quiet room. viktor teases him about this relentlessly)

- similarly to when gets caught sneaking into his lab, jayce is terrible at talking his way out of getting tickled. he panics and says the most random shit in an attempt to distract the ler for long enough to get away. viktor is unfortunately too smart for it and it never works

- laugh ranges from adorable little deep giggles to infectious belly laughter

- does actually enjoy being tickles him but is completely humiliated by it. trying to get him to admit it is like pulling teeth

- exaggerates to viktor how much he DOESNT love it and is JUST going with it to be a good sport

- ^ says the man who sits perfectly still while getting his shit wrecked

- teases that point out how much he's having fun fluster him BEYOND SPEECH. BITCH GOES NONVERBAL AT THAT SHIT

- hides his face when getting tickled, even if just a little bit

- poor boi is so embarrassed

- most ticklish spots are his sides, which make it super convenient for viktor to jab his the end of his cane into his side at any given time

- second worst spot are his feet

- in a tickle fight, viktor is the one to call mercy most of the time

- jayce has the advantage of not being crippled and ill 🤷‍♀️

- most ticklings between these two happen either when they're bored or restless in the lab or in bed as they're preparing to sleep

- jayce is not a great ler, but he loves to be one

- he is so addicted to making vik laugh to the point where it starts to get on viktor's nerves if he's trying to work

- jayce has SERIOUS ler moods. he doesn't know that's what they're called or that there's even a word for it, but they're there

- prefers to tickle with vibrations and squeezes

- teases viktor with things like "what was that? I can't hear you, can you speak up?" knowing damn well vik's laughing his lungs out

- ^ other oblivious and sarcastic teases are jayces specialty

- a very fast tickler. you think he's in one spot and then suddenly he's moved to another

- uses tickle hugs

- jayce first found out viktor was ticklish one late night at the lab when viktor refused to call it a night. jay tried bargaining with him to get him to go to sleep, but he wouldn't budge. exasperated, jay tried lifting him to bed, but when he pulled him up by his armpits, vik started to giggle and pull away. let's just say convincing viktor to sleep became a lot easier after that

- viktor learned jayce was ticklish a few weeks later. the latter was so enthralled in his notes that he hadn't noticed viktor was talking to him. after calling to him several times, vik hobbled over and jabbed him, right in his unprotected side. jay jumped in his chair with a half-laugh, half-yelp and asked vik what he needed, very flusteredly. viktor, amused, asked "what was that?" and proceeded to poke fun at him. jayce, absolutely mortified, wouldn't face him until he changed the subject.

- but they've both grown to appreciate the laughter filled moments they spend together ❤️

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WHY CANT THEY BE HAPPY FOR ONCE?! 😭

#tickle #tickles #tickling #ticklish #tickle community #lee talks #tickle headcanons #arcane tickles

[deadghosy]

HANGING OUT WITH NARUTO

KUSHINA!ENBY READER

AGE:10

"[Y/N]-CHANNN!!!! WAKE UP PLEASEEEEE!!!"

Naruto had yelled in your ear as he had try to gently shake you awake but you wouldn't budge so he came to the last resort.

Yelling like an mad-man.

"EHH WHO THE FUCK IS IN MY HOUSE??!" You had gotten up to Naruto's yelling and immediately in self defense, you had grabbed the 'intruder' by the shirt and thrown them out of your room.

Naruto immediately was knocked out but was some what okay. He shook his head to stay awake. He soon  looked up to see your hair flying and you about to punch the lights out of him.

"EHEEHH ITS ME ITS ME NARUTO!!" He said quickly as he shielded himself with his arms. He waited for his death but soon meet with you talking

"Oh! Hey Naruto what you doin here?" You said.

Your entire mood changed made which made Naruto sweatdropped 'man [Y/n]-chan sure is scary sometimes...' he thought

➶➶➶➶➶ TIME SKIP ➷➷➷➷➷

"So you broke into MY HOME, so you could hang out with me?" You questioned, as you sat on your couch with your legs crossed with Naruto, bowing down in apology.

(Like this)

"Y-y-yes [n/n]...I was just bored and I wanted to see you!" Naruto said as he stuttered a bit since he was pretty still shaking from you almost knocking him out.

He was soon met with silence

"...............

zzzzz"

"EEEH [Y/N]-CHAN WAKE UP!"

Naruto shook your shoulder, hoping that you would wake up again.

But your body said otherwise.

Your body reacted in a way that was crazy. Your leg jolted up and kicked Naruto making him getting knocked into a wall.

"O...ouch."

༻꫞꯭ TIMESKIP JUTSU- ꫞꯭༺

You were dressed in your favorite outfit to go out as Naruto was forced to wear something else than orange like.

As his best friend you made sure this boy had drip going out as since you got paid with some money working at Ichiraku Ramen, you were happy at what Naruto was wearing.

Naruto was basically wearing a white shirt with a orange fox in the middle of the shirt, and  light blue shorts. While you had an outfit that matched his. (You could imagine how the outfit looks)

"....isn't this like what couples do" naruto mumbled

"mh? What you say naru?"

"N-NOTHIN!" Naruto exclaimed as he blushed at the thought.

"Ight!" You said as you giggled

You and Naruto were hanging out in the village, talking and asking about where to go for a while. "HEY LETS GET SOME ICHIRAKU RAMEN, MY TREAT!" Naruto suggested as he pointed to himself with his thumb.

You were thinking about it.

"Ya know...Yeah that doesn't sound too bad."

"YIPPEE!! You wont regret this!" Naruto exclaimed and grabbed your hand with your soft/rough hand. He blushed at the feeling of your hand, as you both are smiling and laughing.

Soon after you made it to the ramen shop, still holding hands. The old man, Teuchi Ichiraku saw you and Naruto and smiled softly. "Ah Naruto my boy, I see you brought your girlfriend again." 

You blushed at the statement as you let go of Naruto's hand and started to sway side to side while cupping the sides of your cheeks. "Heyyy I can't be that cute heheh." 

Naruto pinched your cheek as in a way to get your attention. "Stop lying [n/n], you are adorable." He said looking serious.

"Also old man, they don't have a specific gender. SO THATS WHY THEY ARE GOING TO BE MY LOVER IN THE FUTURE!"

Before he could get one more word in you bonked him in the head.

"EHH NARU PLEASE DONT YELL SOMETHING LIKE THAT, YA HEAR!!" your face felt warmer as you looked away from the boy "but it's true though.." Naruto mumbled

Teuchi laughed at the duo, or should I say couple in his mind.  "Cmon kids let's get your feast on!"

“HAI” both you and Naruto yelled in excitement

~few hours later~

After Naruto had 15 bowls, you had 20 to show off your dominance. Naruto promised as he did and paid teuchi.

"How about dessert Naruto!" You wanted to end this day with some type of sweet food in your stomach. "Sure [Y/N]-chan, what do you wanna have?" As he was finna pull out his wallet, but you held down his hand. Naruto looked up at you confused.

"I wouldn't want my future 'husband' to go broke huh." You teased Naruto as payback at what happened at Ichiraku Ramen.

Naruto face immediately went red as his legs started to wobble. "Ehhhh..hehhehehe, OF COURSE! Cause when I become hokage I'll be able to get you anything you want [y/n]-chan!" He said. And he meant it all.

"Now now, naru. You need me to be a independent person one day. So don't waste you money on me, ya hear?"

"Yeah yeah. NOW LETS GET DESSERT!!!"

"NOW YOU'RE TALKIN! HEHEEH"

you and Naruto started talking about how you were soon going to be ninjas and how you were gonna make people remember y'all's names.

#kushina uzumaki #naruto x nb! reader #naruto manga #naruto fanfiction #naruto x reader #naruto fluff #naruto x male reader #naruto fanfic #naruto uzumaki #naruto fandom #naruto #naruto shippuden #naruto imagines #naruto x reader fluff

[amypihcs]

HELLO! Hello, my friends, i'm not dead, only the academic year started again!

Without further ado, LET'S BEGIN!

Our darling Watson starts with a disclaimer

Publishing years later (MUCH MANY YEARS LATER THAN IF THIS THING HAD HAPPENED IN 1898, I MEAN!), altering MANY things, in the vague hope Lestrade won't have a stroke. Uhm. Promising.

Well, it starts with our handsome gentlemen back from a walk!

Just a nice, mental health, relaxing, refreshing w- WHAT'S THAT THING THEEEERE???

Milverton. No offence to shits, but he is a true shit. At least according to Holmes. And he'll pass again at 6:30 PM. URGH!

Holmes HATES snakes. He DETESTS them. He hates Milverton JUST as much, and yeah...

PRETTY CLEAR. Holmes HATES blackmailers, and Milverton the most of all of them.

And... Watson. You're more clever and have seem much more than that...

I find myself here quoting Alessandro Manzoni. That's the exact situation (@mostvaliantandmostpround, hope you appreciate the spot of italian literature my beloved). Holmes and Watson both know why the victims are not hitting back. Their society is PARTICULARLY unforgiving. Holmes has just a case of the kind.

Here's the bastard. No surprise at Holmes refusing to shake his hand. He doesn't respect Milverton in the SLIGHTEST. and how to find fault in it. I also do praise Granada once again

Fenomenal casting. They just got the bastard right!

Back to the letter.

OF COURSE Watson is discreet. He is PERFECT UWU. shut up Milverton. They discuss of the case, with Holmes being very annoyed and mortified and overall IN A MOOD. Obviously. for good reason too. then to the core of the thing.

Oh, HOLMES. I do get what you mean, they should JUST talk. But HUMANS.

He's ENJOYING IT, THE BASTARD. I do get why Holmes feels the way he does.

Well, OF COURSE. This scene hits a lot. This man LOVES HIS JOB. He genuinely LIKES making people SUFFER.

Well, Holmes, DO try it.

Oh, it WAS worth an attemp- BUT THERE ARRIVES JOHN H. WATSON WITH THE S-

Unfortunately nop, my dear Watson. You might bonk someone else over the head (i get the feeling tho.)

Bastard's out, Holmes reflecting.

AND HE FINALLY HAS A SOLUTION!

We'll see it all in the next letter! Good luck to Holmes with his disguise!

#letters from watson #sherlock holmes #john watson #doctor watson #victorian husbands #jeremy brett #unnecessarily handsome #asexual falling hard for actors from an 80s show #holmes truly hates milverton #and i mean #with REASON

[bespectacled-bookwyrm]

Some Colress Headcanons!

I saw some posted by @colress-commodore-enterprises and was inspired to write some of my own!

Colress squeaks when he's startled or flustered.

He is the second of three siblings: Lusamine is the eldest, Colress is the middle child, and Darach is the youngest.

Cynthia is his cousin; they get on very well.

Colress has long hair! It's mostly straight, but it does curl a bit at the ends. It falls to around his mid-back, but most people don't know about it because Colress usually ties it into a very low ponytail and stuffs it down the back of his shirt, along with brushing his fringe back.

Contrary to popular belief, his blue loopy is completely natural! Colour AND loop! It's a genetic quirk from his maternal side of the family.

Although absolutely terrible at looking after himself, Colress is absolutely amazing with children.

For whatever reason, Colress seems to trigger an instinctive feeling of safety in children. It's to the point where lost kids will approach him for help rather than the very-visible police officer.

On a particularly memorable occasion, Colress took a nap under the shade of a tree and woke up to being used as a pillow by a bunch of sleepy five-year olds.

Colress has quite the sweet tooth! Although fond of most sweets, his favourites are sherbet lemons.

He has been called a human Delcatty on several occasions. Colress didn’t understand why until Rosa showed him the 'Dex entries for said Pokémon.

He has quite a few scars, some larger than others. They're mostly from his experiments or machine mishaps, but he has a horizontal scar across his throat, courtesy of the Shadow Triad.

He is distressingly good at hiding his problems and/or when he needs help. The most notable instance of this was during his tenure as a scientist for Team Plasma. No one had picked up on the pit of apathy and loathing (directed both inwards and towards Plasma, especially Ghetsis) he had fallen into until Rosa all but kicked down his door and dragged the truth out of him.

He prefers to do the "Forehead Bonk of Love" to show Grimsley affection over kissing. He will, provided he's in the mood for it, but he greatly prefers the Forehead Bonk. Naturally, the Delcatty comparisons increased immensely.

Out of the entirety of Team Plasma, he only got on with (and liked) four of them: Aldith, Barret, Schwarz, and Weiss.

He struck up a delicate bond with Ghetsis' Hydreigon. Said Pokémon is now in his care and is basically a house pet. A very intimidating, very traumatised house pet, but a house pet nonetheless.

To Grimsley’s surprise, despite being abysmal at poker, Colress has a terrifying amount of luck when it comes to games that rely purely on luck. As in, win the roulette five times in a row lucky.

Grimsley jokingly calls him a lucky charm and has managed to coax Colress into joining him as an observer for his poker games in the hopes of his luck rubbing off on him. So far, the evidence is inconclusive.

Colress can't bake to save his life. The only baked good he can make is apple pie, and even then it has a 50-50 chance of going catastrophically wrong.

On the other hand, he is a brilliant cook!

Rosa sees him as a father figure, and he in turn sees her a daughter.

Colress LOVES plants. He's an avid gardener, and an anonymous someone keeps on entering him into gardening competitions. Not that he's complaining TOO much; the winnings provide some nice extra income.

It took a long time for him to stop flinching at the sound of someone walking with a cane.

Although very honest about what he did in Team Plasma, he is incredibly reluctant to reveal his personal experiences working for them. Looker can only assume they weren’t good; that scar along his throat is particularly telling.

Colress is actually a very anxious person; he's just very good at hiding it.

He gets on remarkably well with Looker. They inevitably butt heads over some things, but Colress can easily call the man a friend.

Despite being built like a noodle, Colress is stronger than he looks!

Colress used to babysit Lillie and Gladion for Lusamine, back when they were tiny.

He and Darach get along quite well. It's just that they're both so quiet and introverted that people think they're ignoring each other.

He and Lusamine bicker the most; it's usually friendly ribbing or silly spats, but sometimes things can turn nasty. They still love each other regardless.

Colress hums or quietly sings when he's happy during his work. The Frigate never had the luxury of hearing this.

When he squeaks, Colress can sound remarkably similar to squeaky Pokémon toys. On several occasions, Grimsley and Rosa have had to extract the man from underneath the fluffy excitement of their Houndoom and Arcanine.

He and Schwarz once made an unholy concoction they called "The Insomnia Shot". There's so much caffeine in it that only people with the highest tolerance can drink it, and only out of shot glasses. After being kept awake for four days, crashing, and sleeping for a week, the two vowed to never let its recipe see the light of day again.

I may add more as they occur to me.

They were fun to write, too!

#Colress #Headcanons #Pokemon Rosa #Grimsley #Team Plasma Aldith #Team Plasma Barret #Team Plasma Schwarz #Team Plasma Weiss #falsepretensesshipping #(A little bit anyway it's not the main focus here) #Pokemon Looker #Pokemon Cynthia #Lusamine #Pokemon Darach

[quitealotofsodapop]

Is the Asshole Murderer Brother/Uncle the point where Yuebei unlocks her Immortal Killing power? She loves her family, what other time would be perfect to get that?

Or is that exclusive to JTTS!Yuebei?

Because it would open a bunch of questions as to HOW she has the exact same power as in the book. She has a name they liked and size can be explained away by not going to doctors who would have told them the do's and don't's, but you can't explain the power the same way away.

Is the universe just in a funny mood when the reincarnation of the bone demon that wanted to destroy everything to remake it got the power to kill immortals, or did the JTTS author had the power to see the future?

This is the most wonderful way to introduce Yuebei's powers thank you.

I started laughing cus I just thought of TIC being a broken husk on the floor, and baby Yuebei (Lunar Node-lets were too young for a sitter) just toddles in, bops him on the head with her fave toy (a plush cartoon skeleton); and does the -1 HP of damage that sends him straight to King Yama.

The rest of the family are just ??? cus damn, TIC really was beaten badly if a hit from a baby is was ultimately killed him. Or they assume TIC died from his consecutive ass-whoopings and the bonking was just the final insult.

Yuebei was only like two years old and just knew that "Man made MK danger cry-chirp, Man must be Bonked." So she bonked.

Yuebei be drawning on tulpa-like powers - she's named for a fantasical immortal-killing daughter of the Monkey King, and thats what she'll be; subconciously or not. Mystic Monkey powers do be like that.

Bai He meanwhile gets a small chill down her spine from dimensions away. She is at home babysitting the Eclipse Twins with her eldest bros help. Cus no way Nezha or Chenxiang are allowed in the Underworld, or want to go to TIC's place.

From their very weak memories of the incident (again babies) + kid-friendly retellings by the adults, The Lunar Nodelets become super protective of their baby nieces/nephews/niblings, even though they themselves are barely two years older than the eldest twins.

As for the reincarnation of LBD becoming a skull-wielding immortal killing warrior? That was deliberate on my part >:3

#lmk yuebei #lmk lunar node triplets #yuebei xing #the monkey king and the infant #the monkey king and the infant au #lmk true immortal compliant #lmk tic #death tw #lego monkie kid #lmk #shadowpeach #lmk shadowpeach au #shadowpeach being parents #lmk fan children

[originalhomestuckscenarios]

For the valentine's event: Could I get a kiss of desire with a gamzee x reader

Bonk or Honk? ;]

Desire kiss with Gamzee and his S/O

This is a part of 3x Valentines event (All slots are taken)

Reader here is gender neutral

Cw: Suggestive content

Gamzee was always clingy. The affection you got from him was something so casual.

It got to the point when you got used to it so much you don't react whenever he clings onto you or anything.

You actually feel more odd whenever he doesn't touch you.

But sometimes his touch is different. It feels different and it sets a different mood. Then it's nearly impossible to ignore. Consciously or not.

He'd just say how it is. When he wants you, there's no reason for him to hide it or make you guess it.

You're a couple, and well- it's not like he hid his attraction towards you when you were friends either.

Sometimes he waits for response, and sometimes he just kisses you right away and then proceeds accordingly judging by your reaction.

When he kisses you like that he likes to have his arms all over you. Mostly giving your thigh- or anyplace else his hands go- a squeeze.

With that things just escalate themselves.

~Mod Auvana

#hs gamzee #homestuck gamzee #gamzee homestuck #gamzee #gamzee makara #gamzee x reader #3x valentines

[criolla-star]

A Fiery Lovestory (Red Son x Mk part 6)

(I suggest you check out part 1-5 if you haven't already also Red Son is a heavy sleeper)

Mk let out a sigh as he entered the noodle shop he was at work for a few hours and it was 5pm. "Hey kid! Didn't run into any scary demons today?" Pigsy asked as he entered, "Other than Monkey King scaring me to death, thankfully no" Mk said tiredly before stretching, "You hungry? It's on the house today" Pigsy said he was in a good mood today, "If you don't want it I'll take it!" Tang chimed in earning a bonk on the head from Pigsy. "Um, yea sure, but make it to go I'm really tired" Mk responded before sitting down next to Tang. He submerged in his thoughts hoping his apartment was safe and that Red Son didn't do anything. But life isn't easy and then all his thoughts were filled with was about Red Son, in fact he was so distracted he didn't notice that Pigsy and Tang have been calling him, "Mk you alright? You seem really distracted today" Tang said worriedly as he pat MKs' back, "Haha...yea I'm fine just really tired and have a lot on my mind today" Mk responded, "Well you can always talk to us" Pigsy said before handing Mk a bag with noodles in it, "Thanks see you later" Mk said before leaving and going to his apartment.

Mk carefully opened the door not knowing what he was going to see, he tensed up slightly seeing that the lights were turned off and carefully put the noodles to the side and began looking around, the TV was off and he looked around until a soft little purr caught his attention, he looked at the couch to see Red Son, hugging a pillow and laying there fast asleep. Seeing this Mk let out a sigh of relief before going to the other side of the couch. The noodle boy stared at the fire demon completely entranced in his looks. After a minute Mk looked around, "Haha I am such a weirdo..." Mk quietly laughed out before crouching on his knees and gently caressing Red Sons' cheek.

A small little smile creeped on the fire demons' face before purring quietly then nuzzling his face into the pillow, "Holy shit...he's like a cat..." Mk thought as his cheeks heated up. The noodle kissed Red Sons' forehead before calling himself weird again and getting up before going to his room. Mk let out a sigh before going to eat he began eating while scrolling through his phone. The noodles had a comforting smell and was warm. After 5 minutes he made sure to dispose of the rubbish not wanting to put Red Sons' work to shame and he also noticed Red Son did the dishes from after the pancakes when he left for work. Mk went to his room to have a much deserved shower.

He turned on the tap and stripped before going in. This was just what he needed after a long day at work, the water dripping down his body as his muscles loosened. It was a 20minute shower mainly cause he just wanted to stay in the water but he got out and began looking a for a certain jumper that some certain fire demon might be wearing, he realised his room has been tampered with and began looking around seeing if anything dangerous was taken not that he has much dangerous things. Ultimately he ended up in a shirt and shorts which was surprising due to the cold weather and thankfully nothing bad was taken from his room. When he went out of his room to his surprise he saw Macaque hovering near Red Son, "Heya bud..." Macaque said out awkwardly honestly he had no idea Mk was here. Mk was quick and summoned his staff, "The hell are you doing here..." Mk hissed his voice laced with poison. The shadow monkey held out his hands as a sign of mercy. "Calm down, just came to check on Red I don't want to fight" Macaque said quietly as he lifted the blanket higher on Red Son. "How can I believe that?" Mk growled as he moved closer to Macaque with his staff in hand.

"C'mon bud you really think I would lie to my favourite student?" Macaque replied before backing away, "I'm not your student and you're making it really hard to believe you" Mk replied before moving closer to Macaque making him move away from Red Son. Macaque noticed this and smirked, "Ohhhh, I get it now you like him, and you don't want me anywhere near him, kinda ironic since you almost killed him yesterday, buuuut... we all have bad days" Macaque said causing Mk to blush and feel a little bit guilty about yesterday. "I don't know what you're talking about" Mk replied visibly annoyed. "Of course you do bud, and I'm not judging Red Son seemed quite comfortable in your clothes when I came by before" the shadow monkey said, hearing this MKs' eyes widened, "You came here before?" Mk asked.

Macaque let out a sigh, "Listen Mk, I really don't want to fight just need to check up on Red son every now and then, I came here before because he was missing from the castle last night and I had to lie to his parents, Red's a good kid just is associated with the wrong demons" Macaque said before looking at Red Son, "Does that include you?" Mk asked, "Haha...not really I'm the only one he actually trusts..." Macaque said his voice now sounding broken, Mk lowered his staff and let out a sigh, "You know he won't be staying here, right? He's loyal to his parents..." The shadow monkey said his voice sounding more and more broken especially at the last part. "What does that mean?" The noodle boy asked as he put his staff away. "I-I can't tell you, b-but know he'll be out of here tomorrow" Macaque said, Mk was gonna say something but Mk slipped into the shadows.

Mk let out a sigh then stared at Red Son, "Oh firefly what have you gotten yourself into...?" Mk asked him knowing there wasn't going to be an answer.

(Woooo hope you enjoy ngl I really like this chapter ALSO Macaque reveals his blind eye and 6 ears around Red Son when they're alone due to how much he trusts him and Macaque covers up his eye to anyone else with an X shape across it)

#fanfiction #lmk #mk lmk #lmk spicynoodles #lmk macaque #lmk red son #lmk mk #lmk pigsy #lmk Tang #lmk wukong

[newts-and-sharks]

Just a moondrop x y/n ramble

To put it simply, you have had a bad day.

It wasn’t one big stressful event that put you down, no, it was a series of inconveniences and irritating interactions that had left a bad taste in your mouth.

You were speed walking across the Pizza Plex before entering the daycare. The animatronic inside was your charge, and tonight was the monthly deep clean. Not of the daycare itself, but for the Daycare Attendant. Moon should be active right now. Maybe this would actually help calm you down.

The daycare lullaby floated through the dark daycare, giving the space a tranquil aura. You listened for the jingle of bells, or the bright red eyes that belonged to Moon. Nothing.

You sighed, knowing what game he was trying to play. Frankly, you weren’t in the mood. You went behind the security desk, kneeling down and rummaging through the drawers, pulling out the rag and cleaning supplies necessary for Moon’s “bath”.

You stand back up and almost have a heart attack.

“MOON-“

You almost curse, but bite your tongue and give the lunar animatronic a withering glare. He chuckles slightly, resting the bottom of his face plate in his hands as he leans over the counter.

“Yeeeeees, Starlight?”

You roll your eyes and walk around the desk as he sits on the counter. You stand in front of him, getting the supplies ready.

You fumble the rag by accident.

G r e a t .

You clench your jaw. It was a small thing, a stupid thing to get so upset over. You always fumble or accidentally drop something, you never got that angry over it. However, as stated before, today has not been your day.

You want to just throw the rag on the ground, but you settle for clenching it tightly in your fist. Self restraint. Self restraint was good. Just breathe a bit, it’ll be fine, you’re fine-

“Well, some one is clumsy today” Moon jokes, a small chuckle punctuating his small tease.

You know he’s joking, you know that. Your eyes well up with tears that you desperately try to swallow down. He’s just teasing in his own loving jackass way, he isn’t trying to dig at you. The lump in your throat grows quickly, threatening to spill a sob. He probably saw you were frustrated and was trying to cheer you up, he was joking. It took everything in you to not let the dam break, you won’t cry, you’re not going to, your fine, it was just a silly mistake, he doesn’t know you’ve had a rough day, don’t cry, you can’t cry in front of him, stop being immature, don’t make your bad day his problem-

Moon gently tilts you chin up, bringing you face to faceplate. His head tilts to the left slightly, his eyes scanning your watery red eyes, scrunched up nose, and trembling lip. You grab his wrist, trying to pry his hand off your face, to stop him from seeing your face.

“Moon- Moon, I’m fine-“

“Starlight, are you ok?”

The question made you pause. We’re you ok? Of course you were ok. You weren’t bleeding, that meant you were fine. So why were tears steadily streaming down your face?

Moon hummed, placing a hand gently on each side of your face and wiping your tears with his thumbs. Unfortunately, this just made you cry more as your breathe hiccuped with restrained sobs. You lean into his gentle touches, trying to reign in your emotions and stop these stupid tears from coming out of your eyes.

Moon gently pulled you into a hug, rubbing circles and comforting shapes into your back as you clung to his metal torso. You shook with silent sobs, still choking back those salty tears as to not embarrass yourself further.

“Bad day, huh?”

You nod shakily, clinging tighter to Moon.

“Want to talk about it?” He hums.

You shake your head.

“That’s fine, it’s ok, you don’t have to. It’s ok if you need to cry.”

You shake your head again as Moon rubs your back, mumbling weakly that it was not, in fact, ok. Before you know it, you were being carried to the Daycare Nap Corner as Moon gently bonked your forehead with his faceplate. Once you realized that you were being carried, you tried wriggling out of his grasp.

“Moon, it’s deep clean night-“

“And I’m not the only one who needs cleaning right now.”

“Wow, I stink that bad, huh?” You try to joke.

“Not on the outside,” he sets you down on the pillows and blankets that littered the floor. He gently taps your forehead.

“In there.”

You look away, not looking forward to the lecture that was bound to come. Just because you didn’t want to talk didn’t mean Moon felt the same way.

Moon sat down and pulled you into his lap. He grabbed a stray blanket and draped it over you, hugging you close once you were snug in the soft fabric. You look up at him questioningly.

“What are you doing?”

He quickly shushes you, pulling your head to his cool metal chest. You could hear the steady ticking and whirring of his internal mechanisms as he resumed tracing shapes on your back from under the blankets.

“You don’t need to talk. I’m here for you. Again, it’s ok to cry.” He lightly scratches your scalp as you leaned into him. You can’t remember the last time you were held like this, let alone talked to like this. Like you didn’t have to force out your emotions for someone else. Like you were cared enough about to just go through something and have someone there for you.

“But- I shouldn’t be crying!” You sob, voicing choking once more. “I’m fine, I get days like this sometimes, I just need to calm down- I’m fine, I’m fine, I promise Moon-“

“It’s ok to not be fine, Starlight. Nobody expects you to be happy everyday, nobody will judge you for crying. Least of all, me.”

God dammit.

Tears flowed more willingly as your body shook with sobs. You don’t know why you are crying. But you were tired. Tired of trying to keep a level head, tired of trying to keep your emotions mellowed out, and most of all tired of lying through your teeth about how you were feeling.

You cried in Moon’s lap for a while. It felt so good to just cry and not have to talk about it, to have someone that you could trust to be vulnerable around. You stayed like that for what felt like hours before you steadily calmed down. Metal fingers slowly massaging your back and scalp as you steadied your breathing.

Eventually, you could feel yourself slowly drifting off to unconsciousness, your eyelids feeling heavy as your head pounded with a cry-headache. Moon once again gently bonked his faceplate into your forehead, leaning further back against the wall and positioning himself so that you could sleep comfortably.

“Hey, Moon?”

“Yes, Starlight?”

You tilt your head up and grab his faceplate, pulling him down and placing a kiss on his cheek, earning yourself a lot of internal fan activation. You chuckle lightly, stroking his cheek with your thumb as he melted into your hand.

“Thanks. For everything.”

He places a hand over your hand on his cheek, leaning further into it and gazing sweetly at you.

“Anytime, Darling.”

You yawn, snuggling closer to Moon. As you gently fell asleep, you could only think one thought.

Today wasn’t so bad.

#fnaf security breach #fnaf sb #fnaf #security breach #moondrop #fnaf moon #fnaf moondrop #moondrop x reader #moondrop x y/n #moondrop fic #crying tw #tw crying #idk I’m feeling soft moon for tonight #figuring out how to write him the way I want #newts fic rambles