moony i want to go to the faaaaarm
James: Yo what should I take for a Patronus
Sirius: You don’t choose your Patronus, it chooses you.
James: Which one does Lily have?
Remus: I think she has a doe.
James: Hmm, well a lion chases the doe…
Remus: …too eat it.
Sirius: Well you could try to make a stag..
James: No, I’ll ask Lily what would she want
James: Hey Evans, what animal do you think I can be?
Lily: A pig.
Peter: She didn’t even hesitate
Sirius: how are you?
Remus: dead inside
James: OK YOU BETTER STOP BEING THE DEPRESSED FRIEND™ OR I’LL KICK YOU OUT OF MY HOUSE
The girls are ready to take your candy and look cute while doing it 👈👈🍬🍭
Free candy is NOT just for children!
Moony and ENA belong to Joel G
Requested by an anon, based on my prompt list!
#25: “You met me yesterday.” “And I would die for you, next question.”
First year Remus Lupin was so nervous about his first day at Hogwarts that he ate his entire stash of chocolate – a whole two months’ worth – within a few hours of boarding the train at Kings Cross. All the sugar made his stomach hurt, not like he already didn’t feel like throwing up once he left his mother standing alone on the platform, and he felt more than a little queasy looking up at the grand Hogwarts castle as the newest students paddled their canoes across the lake. His only comfort was the boy sitting behind him – the worst paddler Remus had ever seen – who had refused to shut up from the moment he bounded into the train compartment Remus had claimed for his own.
Sirius Black didn’t quite grasp how to row the boat without splashing water all over, so by the time they reached shore, both boys were damp and smelled faintly of murky pond. It didn’t deter Sirius one bit from commenting on quite literally everything he saw.
“Did you see how tall those trees were? I wonder how we get into the Forbidden Forest. Do you think it’s really forbidden? Wow, look at that castle. I bet there’s a lot of secret passageways we could find. Do you think we’ll be in the same House? We better be. I’m going to be in Gryffindor, definitely. You have a little chocolate on your cheek. Here, I’ll get it. What’s your favorite kind? I like dark. Or those peanut butter chocolate things shaped like Old Saint Nick. Ooh, look, we’re going in. Good luck! The Sorting Hat will put us together, just watch.”
So since tumblr doesn’t like links, I am just going to do this again: make a post announcing a new chapter then reblog the post with the links, so check the notes for the reblog with the links to the fanfic!
Shifting Lines is a long haul fanfiction (first book is 94 chapters, 324k words) chronicling the life of Remus Lupin (eventually with Wolfstar).
We are currently in Book Two (Remus’s second year)
Want some LGBT+ filled Marauder fanfiction written by an LGBT+ author? Shifting Lines will (eventually) be the story for you! There isn’t much yet but there will be once they started growing older and realizing things. Not everyone will be, but there will be rep. Since it is a very long haul story feel free to message me with any questions :)
Also I tag all of these posts as Tobi’s Fanfic so if you want to block that feel free ^^
Remus Lupin, cursed by the moon
Blueberry Picking in the Summer at the Lupin’s
- Just imagine Sirius coming over in the summer going into fifth year instead if at James’ for once.
- This was actually because fourth year was when Sirius realised he had a MASSIVE crush on Remus.
- Remus being so happy that his parents let him come, he had never had anyone over before.
- Remus having four siblings. Two younger brothers (twins) called Will and Adam who are eight at the time, an older brother called Michael who was going into his finale year and an older sister called Maddie, who was twenty three.
- They all loved him immediately and Sirius had the biggest smile on his face from the start.
- But one day, Remus introduces Sirius to something his family (including lyall, we love him, hes nice and supportive here yes yes he is) always did in the summer. Pick blueberries from the fields by their cottage and make blueberry pies, muffins and a range of things.
- Sirius LOVES this idea and soon becomes one of the best bakers in the family
- They have bake-offs whenever they can and usually Sirius gets into the ‘family final’ and competes very aggressively with Maddie (she loves him) to which they both usually win because it turns into a food fight.
- The first night they went blueberry picking Sirius couldn’t help but stare at Remus, skin and eyes glowing in the August sunlight - his hair almost golden.
- He stared at the flecks of blueberry juice that littered his shirt and face and at that moment he knew, crap, he was in love with him.
- And that night, when the two are laying in Remus’ bed, maybe a little too close but “it’s okay mum, we’re best mates. it’s fine!” Sirius tells him.
- Remus is absolutely terrified because he loves Sirius too and he thinks hes dreaming.
- From then on, Sirius let’s Remus win the baking competitions, even if he was shit and Sirius had to help him stir.
- Besides, he got a few lucky kisses each time.
“Remus, what were you doing?! It’s been like an hour, we were worried about you and Sirius! I actually thought you got in trouble” Lily cried when the boy came back to the sofa. Even though his turtle neck wouldn’t let his friends see the marks in his neck, he was still self conscious about them realising
who what he had done that night.
“I’m sorry, Lils. I lost the track of time… Well, are you going to finish the story you were telling?” He said trying to change the subject.
The girl looked at him. Then, she looked at Peter sleeping on the floor, next to them. Lastly, her eyes went back to Remus’. “What were you guys doing?” She asked.
“Oh- nothing, Sirius wanted me to help him with… Transformation’s homework” he lied.
“Of course! Because Sirius is horrible at transformation and he’s not at the top of the class for sure” She replied sarcastically. Remus knew she now knew. “What did you two do?” She insisted, but the boy stayed in silence. “It’s ok if you don’t wanna talk, but I’m curious-”
“He kissed me” Moony mumbled.
Lily raised her eyebrows and looked at her friend “nice”.
“It was- but please don’t tell anyone!” He cried.
“why would I tell anyone?!” There was a pause. “Ok, don’t answer that. But let me tell you I won the bet. I can borrow you some money for buying chocolate if you want. I mean, after all, you are the reason I’ll get the money” she said happily.
“You won a bet? What bet?!”.
“The bet! James said you would kiss before midnight, but I guess Sirius took his time”.
“YOU KNEW IT??”
“Remus don’t be silly, I think you were the only one who didn’t know about Sirius’ crush on you”.
“HE HAS A CRUSH ON ME TOO?!”
“Mate, are you fucking kidding me?!”
“Hi” the stranger said, “I’d like to order something… Special”.
Remus, who was just a normal barista trying to earn money in order to pay the rent, mumbled “order then, I’m here to do whatever you wan-” but he couldn’t finish the sentence because he looked up and met a tall man with beautiful eyes and long dark hair that was wearing a cool leather jacket and had an extraordinary jawline and- oh damnit he had a crush on a stranger again. But this crush was different, definitely. The man seemed to be unique.
“Whatever I want?” He interrupted his thoughts while smirking.
“I- I mean, whatever you want to drink” that might have sounded worse. The man laughed.
“Nevermind, can I order water with whipped cream?”.
What type of combination is that?! Remus thought to himself. “Sure, it’ll be ready in a minute, what’s your name?”
“Sirius” he answered.
“Oh, nice name”.
“Thank you… Might I ask what’s your name?” Sirius added.
“Remus. I’m Remus”.
There was a silence. Then the barista walked away in order to grab a glass and pour water in it. “Why would someone order water with whipped cream?” He asked out loud to himself.
“Well” Sirius started from the corner of the shop, “it was a dare”.
Remus was embarrassed. He didn’t expect the handsome stranger to listen. “What was the dare about?” He asked.
“Uh… My friend didn’t think I’d have the balls to talk to a pretty person I saw in the street”.
“Oh, so you lost the dare and this is the punishment? Asking for water with whipped cream?”
“No, Remus” the way his name sounded in the man’s voice made him shake a little, “I’m in the middle of the realisation of this stupid dare”.
“Do you really think you are going to win a girl’s heart by giving her water with wh-”
“You are the pretty person I was talking about” he confessed.
“Oh” that was all. He was dying. “Well, uh-”.
“Don’t worry, I know not everyone is gay nowadays…”
“What do you mean? What? No, I mean, yes. I am. Kind of. Not the point. You are pretty too!” Remus tried to say as the panic grew inside him.
“Oh, that’s great then…”
“Yeah… But did you really think you would get to my heart with a glass of water and whipped crea-”.
HP Dark Art 2020 Day 26: Charmed
Fun Fact: The Yarn Moony continues to be a source of comfort for Sirius Black even after he move to the Potter. Yarn Moony still keeps the Black-Lupin living room lively.
Sirius: It’s like my family and I are dead to each other
James: So that’s grim-mourn place for you then
Lily: oMg JaMeS nOw iS nOt tHe tIme!!!
Marauders as things me and my friends have said #7
Sirius: How can the night be so fucking pretty
Remus: Well it is like your hair so it makes sense
Sirius: THAT WAS SO FUCKING SMOOTH YOU SHAMELESS FLIRT
Sirius: *gets idea*
Remus: Padfoot no!
James: I don’t know what you are thinking about but I’m in
Peter: we probably shouldn’t, but we are doing it anyway so imma go get snacks
Lily: do I even want to know?
If you think Remus Lupin didn’t call Sirius a good boy on a daily basis you are wrong.
If you think Sirius didn’t absolutely love it and looked foward to it every day you are wrong.
Sirius, dancing overly dramatic
Remus, really embarrassed that his boyfriend is acting out again, whispering: Sirius.. you need to calm down!
Serius, ignoring him on purpose and getting closer to Remus.
Remus: Stop. I’m serious!
Sirius: No! I am Sirius!!
Remus, having enough: Just stop!
Sirius, smirking: Make me!
Poor, shy Remus blushes.. like a lot
Sirius: See you can’t contro-
Remus, kisses him passionately.
(Romance according to the Wizarding World)
Ginny: Eyes as green as a freshly pickled toad
Newt: She has eyes just like a Salamander
Remus: Your eyes are as though made of the purest Unicorn’s blood.
Sirius: Aw thanks love :’)
Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot & Prongs
The Marauders are my favourites, I love them
Yes, this is a real thing that apparently happens on October 26th, and yes, Sirius Black goes all out when he hears about it, I’m absolutely sure.
“C’mon, c’mon, hurry!” Sirius urged, pulling Remus along an empty hallway, faltering a little to keep the Invisibility Cloak around their shoulders. With one hand holding the cloak and the other interlocked with Remus’ fingers, they rounded a sharp corner and ran up a steep set of stairs, taking two steps at a time.
“Sirius!” Remus panted, trying his best to keep his feet under him. “Would you please tell me what’s going on?”
With a mysterious, terrifying gleam in his eye, Sirius shook his head. “I told you, it’s a surprise!”
Two spiraling staircases later, they reached the astronomy tower, unlocking the door with a quick switch of Sirius’ wand before they stumbled in. Remus leaned against the wall, heart ready to explode, and shivered as the cold October air bit at his flushed cheeks. Sirius discarded the cloak and guided Remus further into the tower.
“Ta-da!” He announced, holding his arms out wide.
Remus squinted, wiping the sweat from his brow, thinking for a split second that he might be hallucinating. Maybe this is what death from dehydration felt like.
Lily and James smiled back at him, each wearing a cardboard party hat on their heads with a silhouette of a slightly misshapen wolf painted on the front. Lily proudly held a cake in her hands, expertly frosted in white icing. A black smudge decorated the top, and if Remus looked real hard, he could sort of see a wolf’s head. At least, he thought it was a wolf. It could also be a spikey turkey. Sirius disappeared for only a moment before returning with a fuzzy set of dog ears sitting on top of his head and – oh my god – a fluffy tail sticking out of his trousers.