#morbid sense of humor

[stabby-apologist]

Gallows Humor (AKA Dark Humor)

At his public execution, the murderer William Palmer is said to have looked at the trapdoor on the gallows and asked the hangman, "Are you sure it's safe?"

#post #dark humor #black comedy #morbid sense of humor #gallows humor #funny

[rinabaddon]

Made this for my friend to explain how I'm coping with having tumors until I can finally get my surgery to get them removed.

#morbid sense of humor #personal #mad max #nux #medical problems

[antvnger]

Something that always makes me laugh? Oh there’s loads of things, Anon.

Corny jokes really get me, but I love a lot of other things too. Physical comedy like I Love Lucy stuff, sassy humor, really goofy nonsensical stuff like Gilligan’s Island stuff, math/nerdy jokes, and even some morbid jokes too but up to a point.

Get to know Scott

#ask scott lang #scott lang #ant-man #anon asks #ask meme #get to know Scott #laughs #what makes me laugh #corny jokes #sassy humor #morbid sense of humor #physical comedy #ant man #antman

[lizzybgood]

I KNOW that HER (Charlie) death in Hereditary was supposed to be this horrific thing to see and to be for her family. I KNOW. I KNOW. Sadly, I di

d not react that way. In fact, I laughed my head.....off.

#hereditary #horror #morbid sense of humor

[magnusbae]

saw this post and it had altered my vision irreversibly

#watch me get banned from the halls of your dashboards #obi wan kenobi #obi wan #obikin #obikinedit #star wars #starwarsedit #buns.edits #buns.all #i dont even have an excuse for this one honestly it is what it is #you guys have a morbid sense of humor and it rotted in my brain

[valdeswan]

Cale: Why is there air conditioning in hospitals?

Choi Han: I dont know, why?

Cale: To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.

Choi Han: *snorts*

#cale henituse #choi han #cale henituse has a dark sense of humor #and choi han too #my man almost lose his mind in the dark forest #he probably makes worst jokes and cale is the only one that laughs #let them make morbid jokes for coping #they are living their best live #literally #trash of the count's family #lcf #tcf

[mickedy]

Also interestingly papyrus can never ever accidentally kill you. If he could kill you akin to a way toriel can in her fight i would start crying and screaming and kicking my feet. Could you imagine

#Also that means toriel being able to kill you was coded in on purpose. So. im just going to sit down here #i have an unfinished short fic in my notes about papyrus accidentally killing the human and he and flowey freaking out about it #although i didjt finish it because i dont think a lot of people have the same morbid sense of humor i do. #in actuality that would be pretty awful #that post of sans going theres snow fuckin way. thats how it would go

[akanemnon]

Since Toriel teaches the younger children in the school, was Toriel ever Kris's teacher?

If so, what was the craziest thing they did?

Why yes, imply your friend is falling to dust. Classic Kris.

#ask #kris dreemurr #noelle holiday #they always had a morbid sense of humor

[teecupangel]

Omg it took that photo of your icon blown up for me to realize it's a skeleton and not a cool sunset

Hahahaha, it's okay, nonny. I'm sure he wouldn't mind being mistaken as a cool sunset.

For those wondering, my profile pic is Altaïr's skeletal remains.

I was forced to go to my younger sister's parent-teacher meeting and I was so bored I made this tumblr and thought it would be funny to add blush to Altaïr's skeleton and make it my profile pic instead of one of my cats that I usually used as my profile pic.

Signal sucks at her school btw so this quick edit took 15 minutes in Canva due to loading, uploading and downloading time.

#should i tag this as personal??? #ask and answer #why did i pick his skeletal remain? #instead of one of his hot pics? #because i have a morbid sense of humor #and i once joked to my friend that he's hot even when he's dead

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 7 #how to dial a murder #the one good thing about the reboot is that they made it more obvious that columbo has a morbid sense of humor #making death puns and shit #i mean it's all but implied with his line of work but it's so good when we get to see it firsthand

[thestarsarecool]

“I’m very, very pleased that Sir Paul McCartney is here today. Because I thought — and it’s not necessarily very well known — that he just behaved impeccably during George’s demise. During the long time George was dying, Paul was there and was just wonderful and supportive in a way that you would just not imag— well, [in a way that] you’d want a friend and an old colleague to be there with you. And it’s not terribly well known, but George actually died in Paul’s house, which is rather an amazing fact. And it’s one of the reasons I won’t go and stay with John Cleese.”

— Eric Idle, Speech at George Harrison’s Hollywood Walk of Fame Ceremony, 2009

#for some reason I thought the george dying at paul’s house thing was apocryphal #but this pretty much confirms it #I think it may have been a house paul rented and not HIS house #EDIT: or just one of the various properties he owned #but it looks like paul sorted it out #which is very beautiful #george and paul are very interesting to me #they are the most brothers out of all the beatles #also gotta love eric’s morbid sense of humor #george harrison #paul mccartney #eric idle #the beatles #beatles #my quotes

[oldfacesnewdawnoffical]

Lavender / Marliac / Mosquito / “Purrheale” Mosquitonose

Allay of the Fenland Faction (as of: the start of A Dream of Destiny)

A small, skinny, somewhat thick-furred pale gray ghost classic mink point tabby tom with high white, drooping ears, and a torn right ear. Anosmic.

Wears black raspberry paint/dye beneath his eyes and nose. *

•─────⋅ᓚᘏᗢ⋅─────•

Biological kit of Rhema Rainfall of the Woodruff and Rhema Crookedstorm of the Riverward. Biological littermate of Mistfoot and Fogtongue of the Riverward. Partner of Sedgefang.

Trained by Purrheale Sagewhisker†.

48 moons old (equivalent to a 31 year old)

Shrewd, Creative, Idealistic | INFJ-A

Trans Male // Homoromantic-Asexual // (He/Him/His)

Viktor - Arcane - Harry Lloyd

Name implies a small cat with a distinctive nose.

Bonus no makeup Mosquito + no white facial markings Mosquito, just for fun ^^

* Note that Mosquitonose doesn’t use an allay’s satchel! He very rarely leaves his post at the Fenland’s camp, and most cats who get injured out in the marsh are oftentimes left for dead right off the bat due to high risk of immediate oftentimes fatal infection, predators catching the scent of blood, or the swamps being outright too dangerous to navigate to get to their side fast enough.

#I’m just gonna say it right now: #crookedstorm’s genes are WEAK #rainfall practically asexually reproduced all her kids #old faces new dawn #warrior cats rewrite #warriors rewrite #character card #ofnd: mosquitonose #a dream of destiny #runningnose #mosquito’s sense of humor is very….. morbid #he likes to make light of heavy things #so he paints himself in a way that highlights the fact that he’s overworked (eyebags) #alongside his lack of smell (runny nose paints) #I care him so much he’s my blorbo #skipperstripe and rust have been demoted #mosquitonose will ALWAYS have my heart

[ambiengrey]

#Jason Todd #Death in the Family #DC Comics #Batman #I...have a morbid sense of...humor??? #polls

[lillymeg]

So me and my friend started and finished Yellowjackets..

It's both chaotic and addicting to watch.

But to really emphasize how amazing it is- I will just leave with two words:

Rotisserie chicken

#yellowjackets #jackie taylor #dinner tim #I am so sorry #morbid sense of humor over here #dark humor

[noctiispiri]

This isn’t a question or anything I just wanted you to know that I reblogged art from you and then saw your account and followed solely based on live love leg injury but was then ecstatic to find that this was the slenderverse artist from mere moments ago you have made my morning ok good day

honestly I find it a little silly (in a /pos way) that someone would follow me for a quote like that

Tho I'm happy to have made your morning man, you have a good one too :]

#live love leg injury was actually a quote by my partner #just got it for myself because its just. its so funny to me personally #that or i just have a really morbid sense of humor 😭

[dracaelus]

A concept i haven't read enough x-men comics to know if has ever been explored: before they had the technology to make the training room as effective and complete as they needed it to be, their training was literally just charles going into their heads and creating all the challenges and nightmare scenarios he could think of :)

#also you can't convince me charles wouldn't have lots of fun doing it :) he has a strange and morbid sense of humor. to ME #drac rambles #xmen #charles xavier