Regular Show Incorrect Quotes Pt 2
(Mainly my BROT3 Mordecai, Benson and Rigby!)
Mordecai, negotiating with Benson: We have Rigby. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed
Rigby: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars?
Rigby: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
Mordecai: RIGBY STOP
Store Worker: Would a Mx. Benson please come to the front desk?
Benson, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Mordecai and Rigby
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Mordecai and Rigby, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Benson: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me!
Mordecai: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Benson: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Rigby: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
Benson, pointing at a broken coffee mug: So, who broke it. I’m not mad, I just want to know.
Eileen: I did it. I broke it.
Benson: No. No you didn’t. Rigby?
Rigby: Don’t look at me! Look at Muscle Man!
Muscle Man: What!? I didn’t break it!
Rigby: Huh? That’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Muscle Man: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Muscle Man: No it’s not!
Mordecai: If it matters, probably not, But Skips was the last one to use it!
Skips: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Mordecai: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the the coffee cart earlier?
Skips: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Mordecai!
Eileen: Okay let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it.
Benson: No! Who broke it!?
High Five Ghost: Thomas is being awfully quiet.
(Everyone except Benson starts arguing)
Benson: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Rigby, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.
Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?
Rigby: Orange soda, please!
Benson: I'll have the strawberry soda.
Mordecai: Me too, strawberry soda.
Mordecai, Benson, and Rigby are sitting on a bench
Pops: Why do you guys look so sad?
Mordecai: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Pops sits down*
Benson: The bench is freshly painted.
Mordecai: I think we're missing something.
Benson: A general sense of what we’re doing?
Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Mordecai: Wait, three?
Benson: OH MY GOD POPS FELL OFF!!!
Benson: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Rigby: Okay, but in my defense, Mordecai bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Benson: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
Mordecai: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Benson: Not if they consent to it.
Rigby: Depends who you’re stabbing.
Benson: Anyone d-
Muscle Man: Dumb?
Benson: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...
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ok but lizard brain’s telling me to post this so random ns.fw hc dump under cut.
please don’t reblog.
Benson // absolute PILLOW PRINCESS. swears he can dom but absolutely cannot when the time comes. he can’t flirt without getting flustered to all hell lmfao
Emma // considering her being gray-ace, she’s really only sexually involved with benson. and she’s a HUGE dom. she’s usually the one doing all the work lmao. has a knife play/blood play kink. also, totally has fucked benson with the hilt of one of her knives.
Maellard // no. just no.
Mordecai // probably a dom-leaning switch. extremely bisexual but he doms for guys and can dom for chicks but prefers to do whatever they want. pretty vanilla but for some reason he can get into the idea of blindfolds and maybe nipple clamps-
Rigby // complete bottom but it’s out of inexperience. has a surprisingly low sex drive but when he’s in the mood, he’s a little gremlin. will brat his partner until they wreck his shit.
Pops // homoromantic asexual, but he does know what sex is, don’t get me wrong. he’s just not into it. not exactly repulsed, he can talk about it openly, he just doesn’t want to have it himself, and he’s valid.
Skips // inexperienced but he assumes he’d be a dom if it came down to it, but it’d be up to his partner. he’d be gentle out of fear of hurting them if they’re smaller, but if they can handle it, he can be p rough.
Regina // oh god no-
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