Rogue: I mean, I’m not in the mood to--well, I am, but I’m not in the mood to, like, drag the party down with me, so.
Cleric: Thank fucking god.
Paladin, relieved: Sweet Jesus. Sweet Torm. Fucking thank you.
DM: I’m not stopping you...
Cleric, desperate: DM, stop, we just got her to agree to not do it--please stop, please don’t goad her on--
Rogue, already aiming weapon: Well now that you say that...
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so me and the boys like to play MTG on tabletop simulator, and it has a drawing function (i am begging them to please change the way the eraser function. it kills me that it doesn’t just erase a teeny part but erases the whole line drawn) SO,, i like to doodle while i wait my turn and i typically draw everyone’s dnd characters!
[character list + descriptions]
my own:
- [DRMG] Oizys Atlas, Cleric of Life, human [dark-brown-haired human with a pale scarf and white shirt]
- [DISCONTINUED] Piety Aureate, Cleric of Life (would change to Forge or Light in future), tiefling [periwinkle blue and navy hair with snail horns]
Jake’s:
- [Strahd]Vlad Daywalker, Soulknife Rogue, dhampir-turned-dragonborn through resurrection [white dragon with icy blue eyes and a black and royal purple fur coat]
- [DRMG] Mordekai Towerfall, Oath of Vengeance(?) Paladin, tiefling (abomination) [red skin and dark brown-black hair and beard, with white horns and a blue eyepatch]
Floof’s:
- [DRMG] Akira Aster, Soulknife Rogue, shifter (abomination) [uncolored sketch of cat-like creature with “halo” horn on head and elongated phalanges]
Richard’s:
- [DRMG] Shelldon McAllister, Fathomless Warlock, tortle [green turtle-like figure with a white beard w/braids, wearing a dark cloak]
Joel’s:
- [DISCONTINUED] Vrondor, Path of the Totem (?) Barbarian, loxodon [large elephant figure with a red cloth covering and pale beads around his neck]
- also just him as the DM for [DRMG] pff [figure with pink cat headphones and dark brown hair and beard, plus unnatural pink eyes]
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