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izzydrawsforfun · 3 years
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POV: your bestie found a new favorite artist friend
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>:c
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earthnashes · 2 years
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Introducing the hopeful band in the Super Mario AU, the ROCKETTES! Bowsette, despite being the crown princess of the Koopa Kingdom, wants anything but the responsibility of running the kingdom. Bowser did offer sharing power equally with her when she was old enough, but she flat-out refused; unless he absolutely needs her, she doesn't want the pressures of being a prominent political figure. Instead, she has an entirely different goal in mind: to be a rockstar. She gathered up her friends, packed up everything they can carry in their tour bus (more accurately, the raggedy multipurpose van Chompette got for her birthday) and off they went on their wild adventure! Bowser, for the record, supports his sister and her dreams, but he can't help but worry about her. Especially because she's out there on her own; for the longest time it was just him, her, and Kamek. Bowsette loves her brother and very much appreciates his support, but whenever he offers her any money she staunchly refuses; she'd rather make it through her band's merit, not from the money she's inherited as princess. There are times her friends have to convince her to just take the damned money though. ;w; AT ANY RATE!
You have Bowsette as your bassist and lead singer, Goombette as the drummer (and occasional costume designer), Chompette as the guitarist and backup vocals, and Vivian that doubles as band manager and, many cases, the Special Effects... specialist. Currently they're mostly hopping from gig to gig, hoping to spread their music around enough to strike it big. They probably aren't terribly interested in signing with a label, but they aren't quite well known in the indie scene yet either. They're getting there though! Fun facts!
-Chompette is selectively mute. She rarely ever speaks outside of music but when she's on stage, she'll sing her heart out. I imagine her singing voice is like Halsey , somethin' to contrast Bowsette's much rougher, heavier voice.
-Chompette is a Mushling (the same human race as Peach and Daisy)! It's very common for Mushlings to have sharp canines, but Chompette is a rarity with her mouth full of shark-like teeth. It's likely a harmless birth defect, but boy does it give her one wicked smile. -Bowsette and Chompette have been friends since childhood, the rest they met a few years later and they've been the squad ever since. -Every member has a function outside of just creating the music. Bowsette is essentially the "leader", Chompette mixes and cleans up the music, Goombette designs any costumes they may need as well as handles the artwork, and Vivian is essentially everything else: the manager, the special effects artist, the accountant. Any role that needs to be filled will probably be filled by the ever skilled Vivian. -Vivian is a Shadow Siren, a race of ghost-like beings who are native to Sarasaland. Shadow Sirens are not undead despite their appearance though. ------ aaaand ye! I had a lot of fun with this one! More to come soon! uwu
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baeklooming-day · 4 years
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Soft | Baekhyun
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This is a part of the drabble challenge.
Original ask comes from @fullsuninbloom​
Lines 6. “I need a place to stay.” and 9. “You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”
Summary: When your best friend’s cousin needs to stay at your place, you start to realize that your warm bed isn’t the only thing he wants to claim as his.
Feat. Chanyeol
Genre: ice cream fluff should be a term, FLUFFISH
Word count: 1.1k
A/N: I literally got the idea for this in the shower, lmao. I hope it’s ice creamish fluffish enough for you Sunny UwU
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“Why are you insisting?”
You asked your best friend on the telephone for the thousandth time, slowly getting impatient.
You did know that he was just preparing to leave with his parents for a few days, and you did also know that his younger jolly cousin was going to visit him, but what you did not know was why on earth couldn’t they simply postpone the one’s arrival so that they would be in the same place at the same time.
It was just completely and utterly without any logical explanation to you.
One was coming to visit the other one who was leaving.
Beautiful.
But alright, it is what it is, you thought.
“You are family, so what is the problem if he waits those three days for you to come back at your place?” You asked. “Baekhyun isn’t a baby, he doesn’t need to be taken care of, Chanyeol.”
Your best friend continued whining into the telephone. “Y/N, please? He is like a man-child.”
“Said a man-child.”
“Yes, alright, but he hasn’t seen you for so long, it’s your chance to catch up without me this time.” Chanyeol apparently made it his mission to finally melt you.
Sneaky giant.
“I don’t really feel comfortable around Baekhyun.” You replied. “He’s so clingy whenever we meet.”
“It’s called cherishing every moment.” He paused. “You’re my best friend, just do it for me?”
“Listen-”
A doorbell interrupted you before you could say anything else.
“That must be Baekhyun.” Chanyeol said, a little too joyously for your liking. “I’mma go now, love you, bye-bye!”
“What? Chanyeol!” You literally yelled into the telephone, but it was too late. He just ended the call like that. “Be damned.” You muttered, directing yourself to your door to open it.
Whatever, you would just have to deal with this.
As you decisively pulled the door open, you were met with the widest, joyous smile you’ve ever seen before.
Baekhyun.
“Sup buttercup” Not even giving you any time to reply, he just threw his arms around your waist without any warning as well, pulling you in real tight.
You were grateful that your neighbours didn’t come out whilst you were there in the opened door, because you assumed the scene must have looked really questionable with Baekhyun basically squishing you like a little kid a teddy bear, your body not moving like a lifeless doll with an expression that screamed ‘show me where did I sign up for this.’
You noticed that he was a little taller than you recalled. And when he finally let you out of his embrace, you noticed other things too.
“What’s up with this hair” You asked.
His previously charcoal fluffy locks were now completely rosy.
“Wasn’t soft rose your beloved colour?” He asked, while pulling the large light blue suitcase into your apartment.
“It was red like wine.” You answered. Actually, you loved those two equally but you decided to be quiet.
“Damn.” Baekhyun said, stopping in the middle of your big white corridor. “But won’t you even compliment me? It took a lot of effort.” He pointed at his hair.
“Charcoal black went way better with your outfits.”
“Come on, don’t be a stingy little mama.”
You looked at him questioningly. You knew exactly what it was.
“Are you using Elvis’ lines?” You asked.
But he was already on the way to what looked like... Your room?
Hold on.
“Baekhyun, frankly, why are you even here?” You asked, following him.
“I need a place to stay.” He simply stated, pushing the suitcase through the door straight to your room.
“You could stay at Chanyeol’s.”
“What’s the point if I’m there alone and you’re here alone?” He said, falling on your bed and ruining the smoothly layered soft covers.
Great.
“Don’t-” You started, only to be interrupted again.
“Don’t.” Baekhyun sat properly, looking at you. “Don’t, that’s what you say.”
Alright, you sensed some sick joke in the air. “Baek, what’s the problem with you today?”
And again, he didn’t even answer, he just reached out to grab you and pull you down to sit right next to him, again pulling you in real tight.
Just how clingy can someone be?
“Don’t-” You started, but that merely resulted in him cuddling up to you even more.
“That’s what you say,” He repeated. “Each time that I hold you this way.”
“Dude-” You couldn’t believe this. You knew Baekhyun way too well, you knew that he wouldn’t stop with this nonsense even if you told him to. “Dude this is my bed. I don’t know what you have in mind but you aren’t sleeping in my bed. There’s a couch in the living room.” You tried to disenthrall yourself from his hold, but failed.
“Why though” He asked, not bothered by your tone. “Let me be your teddy bear.”
“What the actual freak-”
“Run your fingers through my hair and cuddle me real tight.” Baekhyun showed you the most beaming, dazzling smile you’ve ever seen on him.
“Enough with the Elvis!” You spit out, properly looking him in the eyes.
“What? But you love Elvis.” He was giving you a puppy look now. “I thought that if I’m familiar with your favourite artist you will like me more”
What?
“I love Elvis, that’s why you need to stop, you’re spoiling this.” You replied.
“Y/N, now you got me started, don’t you leave me broken-hearted-”
“Leave this room, Baek” You pointed to the door.
Naturally, you knew it was for nothing.
“But I want to be with you.” He answered, leaning his warm right cheek on your equally warm left one.
“I won’t sleep next to you! And you can’t banish me! This is my bed too!” You said, but reasoning with Baekhyun when he already made up his mind was obviously all for nothing.
This time, to your surprise, the usual smile on his rosy lips transformed to a flirtatious one as he said the following words. “So, my darling, please surrender?” He just couldn’t leave Elvis out of this, could he?
At the same time, you felt a very gentle touch on your hand, his long fingers ever so slowly circling around yours and finally carefully interlocking with them.
You looked up.
If the in-love-emoji was a person, it would probably look exactly like Baekhyun looked now, plus dark blushing cheeks.
You were way too soft for this.
It was obvious now, that it was his own way to confess, which left you wondering if all this was planned before.
Because if it was, there was only one explanation.
Chanyeol, that jackass, planned everything with him.
But when you looked in Baekhyun’s honest eyes again, you knew you just couldn’t deny it.
You couldn’t deny it, that you felt warmth filling you when you looked at him.
You let out a deep breath. “I’m too soft for this.”
“If so, then” He started. “Please surrender?”
You surrendered, feeling a blush creeping up your own cheeks.
“All my love so warm and tender?”
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A/N: Tysm for reading! as always thoughts and reblogs are appreciated uwu
Just for fun, the Elvis songs I mentioned as followed:
A Big Hunk O’ Love, Don’t, Teddy Bear, Too Much, Surrender
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biaswreckingfics · 3 years
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I GOT SO MUCH TO SAYYY!! gosh pls dont find me weird okay, and these are just my personal opinions and im not hating any groups!! but my unpopular opinion is: i think kpop has become very toxic after bts and bp got famous in America. And tbh if you ask me, i wouldnt want any other kpop groups to be famous in America... i only stan exo but i think i speak for all groups when i say they are safe as they are now... of course if exo ever get even more famous i will be happy and proud for their success. But look how fame and America has changed bts and bp... not tryna hate but look theyve changed, idk if anyone else noticed but after fame hits bts, i realised how theyve start to become very...white?? like they are so westernised and like example, they start focusing on America only, they even curse (not a lot but i’d still point out) casually like for example, jungkook singing a curse word in his cover song for jason derulo savage love i think (speaking of cursing, after nct127 got famous in usa mark started getting influenced by them too and he casually cursed like “oh fuck” and everyones like 😃😆) even i curse and im not saying cursing is BADD but yeah i am, and how they sing a whole song in english, not to even mention how toxic america is but in grammys they have sold tons of albums yet they didnt win anything but when they release an english song, they won.
Some half of them americans are very toxic, racist, and just theyre basically acid, like bruh, its evident that once bts got famous there are soooo much hate thrown towards bts too cuz theyre asians, or how some would say theyre gay or look like girls...if my favs (exo) ever get these kinds of treatments (not that they dint but veryy little cuz thank god they ain exposed to the western culture) i will B R E A K, i could never handle that so i would never want that to happen to them. Also noticed how, after bts got famous, most armys are equally as toxic, whether they are just stanning bts just cuz theyre famous there, or like how their fans dont even know anything abt bts and coming after so many groups and their fans. Most of them are fake and i think its cuz of the fame for bts lmao. One thing i’d like to say too tho, is how they are so overrated and their songs are played all the damn time, people would randomly talk abt them, like everywhere you go THEY ARE JUST THERE, like in my opinion if i am an army, i would just feel like they are so common and theres nothing special about them anymore and theres no excitement, like what even is the point anymore. idk if anyone gets me but thats just how i feel about my favs being “wOrLdWiDe fAmOuS”, i will love them and their music but its just something i think about tbh🤷🏻‍♀️ like let me listen to them on my own and vibe and love them, dont play it 24/7 just cuz they are famous and ure tryna get people’s attention, like imagine ure in the subway and u hear ur favs song cuz its EVERYWHERE and ure there like 😐😐 not that u dont love their music but its cuz horrible people dont deserves to listen to their songs, and like people arent going to appreciate them anyway so yeah i feel uncomfortable listening to my favs as others dont even bother, like imagine if that subway is filled with people who are in ur fandom, yall would just hv the best time in the world and VIBE, if not what even is the point. Idk if im explaining it properly, but its badically like, u feeling UNCOMFORTABLE or should i even say SELFISH cuz u do not want to be sharing ur favs with people who dont even deserve to KNOW about them. Basically like seeing how someone you HATE or bullied you back then talking and being all friendly fake with ur BESTEST FRIEND or even boyfriend/girlfriend, cuz u just want to protect them from EVIL (im so dramatic)
And well lastly, no Bts did not paved the way, or “bts is the best and only group” like no, so many amazing artists were breaking records way before bts was even a thing (no hate to bts) but they really need to get slap for having that mindset, they really make a bad image for bts...tbh kpop before was so peaceful (a little toxic but still, compared to now...BYE) and everything was just about idols and fans love, listening and supporting and loving their music and just so comforting... urgh anyway thats all i wanna say and here are some texts i saved relating to kpop groups going famous worldwide uwu
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these are also examples, and honestly speaking here, i dont want to be specific as in “exo” cuz i think this happens for ALL the groups out there and the love and relationship between the idols and their fans (family) are just beautiful, but for bts and armys... tbh i feel bad because i just dont see or feel any love they hv for each other (sure we see bts saying i love you armys or armys supporting bts but with all the toxicity in their way, theres just no spark or chemistry or bond no more it’s basically like one direction and their fans and thats all they are, celebrity-fan, but for kpop its family), i can see other groups and their fans interacting or how idols would light up talking abt their fans, but for bts, theres just soooo much mess going on in their fandom its not special anymore, they lost the deep meaning of their group love and IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN IT but YEAH DJSHSKSJ OH and to add somethign else, they got famous in America, look at all the collabs🤡🤡 blackpink with cardi b, bts with nicki etc... not that collabs arent fun... im just saying these american artists... they dont exactly have a good reputation (americans singing about sex (not the good kind), money, girls and drugs) 🥴🥴 dont influenced my faves and let them be exposed to the toxic culture YALL GET ME?? KPOP HAS THE LETTER K FOR A REASON😭😭😭 let them be their own shining star, not everything has to be involved or a part of aMeRiCa to be amazing.... PHEW IVE SAID IT NOW BEFORE ANYONE GETS MAD AT ME, I DONT MEAN TO SOUND RUDE TO YOU, if youre an american and youre no where near being toxic, I LOVE YOU but im just saying, the western culture is toxic and im just saying what ive been observing and noticing🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️ ps: i still love exo till the max and everything about them is perfect and theyre just amazing people (everything i said that bts and armys dont really have anymore, i think thankfully, EXO (sorry im biased) most fandoms still have so much of the L O V E there and i find that extraordinary) and he fandom is so comforting and amazing and idk dkdjjdjss thats why i dont want them getting famous worldwide...sorry exols ANYWAY THATS ALL FOR MY RANT ITS 4AM AND I AM THINKING OF DELETING THIS💀💀💀 anywya sorry for taking up so much space but i just wanna say I FREKAING LOVE NO EXIT, NO LIMITS, basically all ur exo fics cuz why not🥺🥺 i think ur writing skills are amazing as well as the plots and all especially forsaken, and THANK YOU for two bbhxoc fics😭😭😭 i cant!!! also if u reached here idk i-🥲 i hope u didnt get mad or offended 👀
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Reply under the cut!!
Kpop has become extremely toxic with the growth of international fans and the rise of 3rd/4th gen. I wasn't around to experience the previous generations, but I know damn well they weren't a mess like these newer ones are.
Gaining fame in America does seem to change idols, and idk why. The group members change and the music changes also. While I do enjoy hearing idols swear (guilty pleasure) and I am an American so I get to enjoy their English songs, I can see how it makes all the other cultures/countries feel some type of way.
I will say this, though, the Grammys are shit and I dont get why people care so much about them. They've proven time and time again the awards don't go to the best artists. However, this doesn't mean that I think BTS deserved a Grammy imo.
Americans are a very toxic and hate filled bunch (again, I am one, so I get to see this shit every day). I 100% know that some of the hate directed towards Asians is because of racism (as seen by the insane uptick in crime against Asian Americans right now) and because some see kpop male idols as too feminine.
BTS is literally everywhere, which is one of the reasons I stopped listening to them tbh. They'd be in commercials, on talk shows, late night shows, in magazines, on the radio, just everywhere. It took the joy out of watching anything from them just because they were always in my face, so I can see what you mean.
I feel like the relationship between BTS and army has changed (from an outsiders perspective). Its no longer about loving and supporting your group and being happy for them. Now, its "so-so wants this? We MUST do everything in our power and spam every possible thing ever so they get what they want". Its almost frightening. They also no longer care about the quality of the music being put out. Doesn't matter what it is, they stream the ever loving shit out of it and make it break records when, honestly, it doesn't deserve to (again imo).
Lastly, I didnt get mad or offended haha. I understand a lot of these viewpoints, and thank you so much for liking my work!! I do wonder what would happen if I made a true BBH centric fic and not just spin offs or continuations of previous works where oc ends up with BBH 🤔🤔 I think that fic would have too much power haha.
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yutaya · 3 years
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Iron Fist Rewatch: 1x01: Snow Gives Way
-Someone barging into Ward's office acting like they own the place and also know Harold is alive must have sent such a jolt of fear through Ward for a second
-Ward puts himself between Danny and Joy when it seems like Danny might get physical
-Ward tells Joy not to have Danny arrested - Harold concerns?
-Danny PTSD set off by the elevator turbulence?? But he was fine going up. Just stress induced? He's shaking.
-FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT BREAK INTO THAT HOUSE
-Joy's dog just disappears after this episode?
-Danny just meditates or something to get that dog to calm down. Calms his mind so as to seem not a threat / not present? Is Danny some sort of animal whisperer? I'm now positive that at some point during Danny and Ward's Adventures Across Asia, they were stranded somewhere for some reason, Ward is complaining about being stuck in some muddy backwater hick town or whatever, Danny just sort of strolls up to some large animals (attached to a cart? Wait, that would be stealing. Hm...) goes all zen state, then says to Ward "they'll take us to the next town" like that's a normal series of events and not COMPLETELY INSANE, DANNY, WHAT THE F---.
-Pictures on Joy's shelf: Harold with his arm around young Joy, all six of them on some vacation. Rands + Meachums kind of separated in this photo, though. Don't people normally stand closer together in group photos? Also, young Joy much shorter than young Danny. Note: Wendall's hands on both Heather and Danny's shoulders. Harold's hand on Joy's shoulder. Ward and Danny both have hands in pockets.
-"Dad says rules are for pussies" ;___; (Young Ward refusing to pay monopoly rent because he just doesn't want to. Starting the corrupt financial elite training off early, huh?)
-"Oh, here comes Mommy and Daddy to protect you and give you lots of hugs and kisses and tell you what a sweet little boy you are. It's disgusting. *sweeps all the game pieces off the table even though they've clearly been playing for awhile and it's not like Danny just won he was only asking for like $200*" Ward, you dramatic bitch. Also, they were literally only saying they were home, not necessarily rushing in to protect Danny from the Big Bad Ward refusing to pay $200 monopoly money. Metaphorically, I suppose this is still Ward being a sore loser, though. It's not monopoly Danny beat him at, it's having parents who love him. T_T AND THEN HE LIES ABOUT IT, PLAYING THE BELEAGUERED BABYSITTER, ASDFGHJKL - WARD. (Note: neither Danny nor Joy speak up against this blatant unfairness. Previous failure? YOU'RE SUCH A BULLY, WARD.)
-Big Al is first person to be friendly to Danny and I'm sure Danny doesn't forget it. Headcanon Danny is def actively caring towards 'lower class', including homeless and drug addicts, and actually sees + treats them as equals. Classism definitely a theme in these shows with the people who struggle financially like Colleen being the kindest and most charitable and the rich being assholes.
-But also why is he informing Danny that the internet can be used as a search engine with no prior indication in their conversation that Danny doesn't know this? I mean, Danny does not, in fact, know this, but.
-In the news article, the photo of the Rands is the same one in Joy's apartment, but the Meachums are not there. However, they are not merely cropped out: the background extends into the spot they should occupy. Did some poor news article graphic designer have to go find a photo of that tourist spot background at the exact right angle and photoshop them together to get rid of the Meachums, or was Joy's photo a photoshopped family vacation image, which could have explained the awkward distance between the two families, even though it wouldn't have been that hard in editing to set them all closer together? Maybe they all still went on the same vacation together, but instead of asking a passerby to take a photo for them, both families took photos of each other and then someone combined them at a later date? Practically speaking, that still means the angle would be likely to be off for the background, and it's also suspicious that there are zero other tourists around. These rich families rented out the entire space?? Would lend to lack of external parties to take a group pic for them. Obviously, IRL explanation is they're all photoshopped onto a static background, but fun to think of the in-universe reasons. ...Actually, most likely explanation is that they took multiple photos - Rand only, Meachum only, maybe also kids only, Wendall+Harold only, etc, as well as group. So this entire train of thought is inconsequential. Oops.
-Harold had a big event funeral, "mayor and everything"? That must have been fun for both Harold and Ward, with significantly different usages of the word 'fun'.
-Hello Joy, not only did I follow you home to accost you at your front door the morning after I attacked the security at your workplace to enter your probably restricted top floor executives offices, I also did extensive research into your childhood history down to the position you and your friend played on your childhood soccer team, oh and also I broke into your house yesterday where I interacted with your dog. Now watch while I prove my physical prowess by flipping over a taxi.
-Bird flying into city while Danny meditates?? Symbolically, follows the idea of the bird flying through the pass that was Danny's sign to leave K'un Lun and return to NYC. Spiritually - what? AU where the bird is Danny's spirit animal and he's connected to it / seeing through its eyes right now. For the HDM AU fans: bird could be Danny's separated dæmon? (Would a HDM AU Danny's dæmon be a dragon? Honestly, idk how much dragon stereotypes match Danny's personality. Would have to think about that. Would be funny if someone else had the dragon dæmon, not any of the Fist holders.)
-Danny. Danny. Colleen JUST HUNG THAT FLYER UP. Take one of the little tabbies, if you must, that's what they're for, but don't take the entire flyer down! Those cost money, you know. And it takes time to cut all those little tabbies out and then go around hanging the flyers up.
-Colleen be like "dear god, this is why you shouldn't be nice to people, they start trying to hit on you, @ random park dude, please stop talking at me and following me while I continually shift out of your line of vision"
-Danny: "Hey you speak Chinese? I speak Chinese." Colleen: "I'm Japanese you dick. :)"
-Ward: I'm gonna make sure our personal security team is guarding you against this clear and present threat, but also we're still not calling the police??
-Ward turns this from either a crazy homeless guy or a scam artist into a potential organized corporate sabotage - the kind of threat that Joy is more easily able to compartmentalize her emotions on and crush under her heel?
-Ward just gets into a moving vehicle with someone he has verbally acknowledged as an active threat to his family. Did you have ANY stranger danger safety lessons growing up, Ward?
-Danny now appears to be actively threatening Ward, while using the reasoning that Ward and everyone else have been seriously trying his patience and he's in danger of losing his temper, but he's still giving Ward one last chance to back down. Note: this is a technique commonly employed by abusers, and probably more triggering to Ward than Danny knows, even though Danny probably actually does think he's being sincere as opposed to manipulative.
-->Aaaand Ward responds by ratcheting up instead, because of course he does, IMMEDIATELY leading to the gun to head scene. oh, geez.
-Danny provides personal details - probably this is the moment Ward starts to believe it might actually be Danny somehow, against all logic and reason. He looks shaken, then immediately starts trying to gaslight Danny. asdfghjkl WARD.
-->Ward lying to Danny's face and putting himself in the position of the righteous with Danny as the person in the wrong when they both know it's a lie is very reminiscent of the monopoly scene from when they were kids and the implied constant behavior from when they were kids. But this time, Danny doesn't accept it the way he did as a kid. He stares at Ward, remembering this pattern, actively teetering on PTSD flashback mode, and fights back. Makes Ward think he might be about to kill them both - while having flashbacks that hinder his ability to stop so Danny in hindsight gets freaked out about what he almost did too. (Note: looking freaked out and claiming he didn't mean to almost kill them both just now was probably more concerning to Ward rather than less.) And then he promises he'll be back because this isn't over. gdi, Danny, no wonder Ward wants you gone asap.
-Colleen, trying to tell Danny to go away because he's being a creeper: TAKE A HINT TAKE A HINT
-Danny, casually: Oh yeah Master Lei Gun "The Thunderer" used to smack me hard in the face with the practice swords
-Colleen bringing a sword to a gun fight
-Danny grabs enemy's gun, but not to use as weapon/defense - only to disarm it and run off - which Colleen sees.
-What festival is this that's happening in Chinatown? Has anyone figured out an IF timeline? Could compare dates to real world events, see if there's any potential cross over.
-None of these bystanders so much as bother to look at the fistfights happening 2 feet away from them
-Ward sitting in his office eating his food (it has decorative greens so you know it's ~fancy~) and answers his phone smiling because he's expecting the good news that Danny-probably-an-impersonator-but-also-potentially-maybe-not-but-we're-not-thinking-about-that-Ward-get-a-hold-of-yourself is dead. Way to be a villain stereotype, Ward. I know you try real hard at it so good job uwu
-Harold intro. Ward clearly at his beck and call and just as clearly resentful of it. "I think...” *resigned* “-of course, right away." is such immediate shorthand for someone abusing the power imbalance. (Note: Ward puts off approaching Harold with the "Danny problem" until night 2, tries to handle it quietly until he has implicated himself (Danny now knows Ward tried to have him killed) and Danny is still present and now an even bigger threat)
-So many elevators. All express to specific floors/areas? This lobby is so unsettling. Elevator leads to another hall full of elevators, then stairs, then handprint access to hall with second elevator into penthouse. (Note: Ward is one of those people who press the close door button multiple times with a frustrated facial expression)
-Ward to Harold: "How do you even know about that? ...Shit. Are you behind this? Is this another one of your stupid tests?"
-Harold to Ward: "I wish you would take things like this more seriously, so I don't see my company destroyed."
-Photos on Harold's shelf: young Joy, posed photo of Meachums in formal-ish clothing, Harold's hands on both kids shoulders, indistinguishable group of people on a bridge(?) somewhere. Group photo atop a fancy box, Joy photo in front of the Meachum family photo. On Harold's desk: another photo of young Joy, this one looks like one of those posed school photos where they have the kid stand against a "tree" backdrop.
-Ward says out loud that he could ignore Harold and Harold wouldn't be able to do anything about it. Harold casually observes that Ward is now and has always been childish. Ward remarks that Harold has been telling Ward he's disappointed in him his whole life. Harold is still disappointed in Ward right now.
-Harold: this is how you make your employees loyal to you. *proceeds to display his complete dominance over Kyle, who looks nervous and threatened by the direct attention* Ward: "Jesus, Dad, what the hell is wrong with you?" (Still doesn't do anything to remove Kyle from this situation though)
-Harold lectures at Ward as if everything Ward has ever done is wrong, always, including snapping his fingers at him when he starts to speak himself, like a bad dog, and listing off things that Ward has already brought up to Joy as if Ward is an incompetent who would never consider those angles himself
-Ward makes a snide comment, Harold snaps at him, Ward smiles a little bit because he has succeeded in getting under Harold's skin for a moment
-Harold: Leave this to me. I'll tell you exactly what to do. Ward: Like always. Harold: Like always.
-Awww, Danny was rushing back to tell his new friend Al all about Ward sending people to kill him, possibly looking for advice? ;_; (Also, why is there a foreboding music significance to Al having a bird tattoo? Does this ever come back??? I don't remember this mystery going anywhere.)
-Danny is lurking in Joy's office. He doesn't say anything even slightly reassuring, like that he has an appointment, just heavily implies that he snuck in. sigh.
-"I'm not gonna hurt you," Danny laughs, after displaying a whole lot of extremely threatening behavior. Joy smiles, drugs him, and buys time until it kicks in.
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goldenclosetkook · 5 years
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Chapter 42 - When Yoongi Went Round To Jungkooks
Summary:
Up and coming artist, Jeon Jungkook doesn’t see the harm in agreeing to a double date for the sake of his best friends happiness.
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The bruises on Yoongi’s neck burned as he rang the doorbell. Hidden beneath the thick paste of foundation (thank you Lisa), logically he knew they couldn’t be seen, but he still tugged at the collar of his jumper, nervous. Jungkook had asked him to come over, had wanted his company, so why did he feel like a trespasser?
His pale hands trembled in the cold and, clenched in one fist, the bag of cheap take-out swung in the wind. He hoped it hadn’t gotten too cold during the drive over.
He took a deep breath and knocked.
***
Yoongi has always been content with silence. It’s comfortable, the idea of being within ones own space, not needing to focus or condense his thoughts into an organised train of dialogue. He likes silence. He does not, however, enjoy sitting across from Jungkook in the living room, while said boy says nothing and frowns at the wall.
He doesn’t want to break through whatever thought processes the younger man was struggling through, but he couldn’t stand the awkwardness in the air.
“Jungkook?”
The boy didn’t respond so he edged forward to the edge of his seat and said it again. “Jungkook?”
“Hmm?” Was the reaction.
“You asked me to come over and I’ve brought some food… Are you hungry?”
“Not. Not really.”
“Oh…” And Yoongi trailed into silence, biting his lip.
Jungkook looked good, even in sweatpants and a ratty grey hoodie he was messing with Yoongi’s heart. Tired eyes and dark hair ruffled as if he’d been running his hands through it, Jeon jungkook was the epitome of what Yoongi would begrudgingly admit being his ‘ideal type’. The younger man yawned and he was struck with the desire to curl up between his legs and sleep against his chest – it looked warm and firm enough to be the most comfortable pillow. Yoongi sort of wanted to cry.
“Want something to drink, hyung?” Jungkook suddenly asked.
“Oh, yes. Please,” Yoongi said.
“Coffee? Tea?”
Yoongi looked down. “Do you possibly have any hot chocolate?”
“Not a fan of bitter things, hmm?” Jungkook smirked and Yoongi blushed, the double entendre not lost on him.
“Some bitter things can be nice,” he murmured. “But I really like sweet things more.”
Jungkook hummed, muttered something under his breath that could’ve been you’re so cute, and headed to the kitchen.
Yoongi stayed on the sofa, slightly star struck. He wanted to believe he’d heard correctly, that his mind hadn’t been playing tricks on him, but it was too much to hope for. It was too much to dare imagine that the boy he was half in love with – it didn’t matter that he hadn’t known him for very long – could maybe, possibly, hopefully like him back? Maybe?
“Milk? In your hot chocolate?” Jungkook called from the kitchen and Yoongi gave an affirmative as he stood up to peer around the room.
A book shelf lay opposite, two rows of books with a row of photo frames sandwiched between them, and all of them slightly dusty. Yoongi chuckled as he looked at each one – Jungkook and Jimin grinning at the camera with their arms around each other, Taehyung laughing as Jungkook struggled to hold onto an angry tomcat, Jimin and Taehyung hugging Jungkook from either side – in every photo, they looked happy, so happy with each other and it tugged at Yoongi’s heartstrings. Jungkook’s smile, thinner top lip and full bottom lip, two small indentations where his front teeth had bitten down, a bunny smile.
He nudged them aside to see the photos hidden behind the first row and smiled again – Jungkook and a boy so alike him in looks that it must’ve been his brother, three photos of the sun rising over Busan, an older couple waving at the camera with their hands linked. The photographer was incredibly talented.
Pushed into the corner, however, was another picture. Blurry and clearly taken mid-movement, Yoongi hesitated in touching it, in recognising that someone he didn’t know was touching Jungkook like that, smiling at him like that, kissing him like that. In the photo, Jungkook was smiling at the camera, both his hands thrown around the neck of another man, someone taller, obviously older, as the stranger had his lips pressed to the boy’s forehead. Yoongi didn’t like it.
He knew it was petty of him, but he took a sick pleasure in shoving the photo back into the corner with the two smiling faces against the wall. It was an old photo, he reasoned, the date in the corner had been nearly three years previous, and Jungkook had probably forgotten about it.
Rearranging the front row of photos to effectively hide the offending reminder quickly, Yoongi turned away just in time to see Jungkook hurrying back into the room, carefully balancing a mug of hot chocolate and what looked like black coffee.
The younger boy was sheepish as he handed Yoongi his drink, watching nervously as he took in the rising spiral of whipped cream and rainbow sprinkles adorning it. Yoongi raised an eyebrow as he met the others gaze.
“I might need a spoon for this,” he said but the delighted smile curling at his mouth betrayed the indifference of his tone and Jungkook relaxed.
“I don’t know, I think you’d suit a white moustache,” the younger man teased, eyes alight with mirth but lingering on his mouth, a hint of something dark coming across his expression before smoothing out. Yoongi wasn’t sure he’d imagined it.
“I do look good in white,” Yoongi let his tongue dart out, a quick swipe across his lower lip and Jungkook swallowed. He definitely did not imagine that. Small victories.
Sipping from his mug, they both sat down, Yoongi curled into the armchair and Jungkook settling across from him on the sofa. Somehow, the older man pondered, Jungkook managed to sit regally, like a King demanding attention, rather than the twenty-one-year-old student that he was. He distracted himself by licking at the cream atop his drink. Jungkook coughed.
“I did want to talk,” he started, fiddling with his own cup. “Tae and Jimin know some of it, but they aren’t you.”
Yoongi wasn’t sure what that had to do with anything.
“And I don’t know why, but it’s important to me that you know the whole thing. Hyung I don’t want to sound cliché by saying there’s something different about you, but you make me feel at home. Talking to you feels like having a conversation with an extension of myself, and I need you to understand everything.” Jungkook was leaning forward now, an urgency appearing as he spoke.
“I’m listening, Kooks,” Yoongi murmured, reeling. This strong, beautiful boy felt at home with him – with him – and he wanted to cry again.
Jungkook closed his eyes for a moment.
“Ok… ok. So. Lunch with Yugyeom and Bambam today. It didn’t go well.”
Yoongi snorted. That was an understatement. Seeing a wild Taehyung appear and scream profanities at a stunned Bambam before punching him had been the highlight of his week. He’d wanted to buy the kid dinner after that but had been too preoccupied with keeping Jungkook from running away like he had. Terse words had been exchanged with Yugyeom before he had left, dragging an angry Bambam behind him, but Jungkook had stayed, had calmed down as Yoongi ran warm hands up and down his back. It had been one of his proudest moments.
Jungkook gave a wry smile at Yoongi’s reaction. “I told you Bambam fucked my ex, right?”
Yoongi nodded.
“Well, he did. I’d been dating Sehun since I was eighteen, he was older than me by a couple of years but he was amazing. He refused to do anything with me until I was of legal age,” Jungkook laughed at the memory. “But he made me laugh, took me so many places, treated me like an equal and not just some kid who had a crush on him. He was my first love, my first everything…”
Something ugly twisted in Yoongi’s chest but he ignored it. The photo in the corner came back to his mind.
“He loved to dance, as well, and we made up so many routines together,” the boy seemed lost in his memories for a moment and completely missed Yoongi’s bitter mutter of I can dance, too.
“That’s, kind of how it all started to go wrong,” the smile on his face was now pained and Yoongi reached over to lace his fingers with Jungkooks.
“It’s ok,” he whispered, not too sure himself why he was speaking so quietly. “You don’t have to tell me.”
Long, callused fingers hesitantly threaded themselves between his own, gripping tightly, and suddenly Jungkook’s smile became a little more real.
“I want you to know, though.” He said and picked up the story again. “I always attended this dance class with Yugyeom and Bambam – I got to know them because of it – and it was always a safe place for me, so one day I brought Sehun with me. I don’t know, I thought it would be a fun thing to do together. And it was! In the beginning… But Bambam was always a flirty little fucker and Sehun was just too oblivious to notice what was going on.”
The hand Yoongi held between his own shook slightly, and he thought Jungkook was trying not to cry.
“I told him to stop, Yugyeom told him to stop, but he wouldn’t. It got worse – there was a group performance at the end of term, a big one, and we all had a partner for it. I was with Sehun – of course I was – but Bambam told the instructor we’d get distracted if we were allowed to dance together. He said our emotions would make us act unprofessionally, and the instructor actually agreed,” Jungkook choked on a rising sob and Yoongi pretended not to notice. “They split us up, put me with Yugyeom and Sehun with Bambam.”
Yoongi could see where it was going and he didn’t like it. The sudden urge to track Bambam down and do more than punch him in the face took hold and he gritted his teeth.
“But Sehun didn’t do anything! He wouldn’t! He was with me, and Sehun wasn’t a cheater,” Jungkook was still talking, spilling it into the air as if it would somehow release him from the lingering pain. “And Bambam knew that! So he started saying stuff, making it seem like I wanted more than friendship from Yugyeom – that every time we laughed or got lunch together it meant something more. And it didn’t! It never did! But he was manipulative. He got under my boyfriend’s skin and made him doubt me, doubt us.”
Jungkook was shaking so much the coffee in his other hand was rippling inside the mug and Yoongi had to gently wrench it from his grip before it spilled. He placed the mug on the side table beside his own and moved until he was kneeling between the boys legs, looking up at him.
Tears streaked down Jungkooks face, getting caught in his eyelashes and on the tip of his slightly-too-big nose, and Yoongi scrunched his fist inside the sleeve of his jumper before wiping them away. Glossy eyes streaked with red were wide as they stared down at him and Yoongi tried very hard not to blush under the weight of such undivided attention.
“That Bambam guy was a dick anyway,” he murmured and Jungkook blinked. “If Tae hadn’t already smacked him like he did, I had half a mind to go and finish the job. I’m sure he doesn’t need a dick when he’s already such a big one.”
A startled laugh escaped the younger boy and he gave Yoongi a tentative smile. Yoongi responded with a shy grin and leaned back.
“Yeah so,” Jungkook said quietly. “Sehun didn’t say anything, because he was never the kind to talk about his problems – never wanted to burden anyone else with his insecurities because he thought it reflected badly on him – and the final performance came. It was good, we all did good. And Bambam suggested we all go out afterwards to celebrate. I didn’t say no, and so we went. And Bambam got Sehun drunk. Like, really drunk.”
“Oh Jungkookie…”
The younger boy sounded so sad, so heartbroken, and in that instant, Yoongi hated everything. He hated Bambam and everything his smug face had done. He hated Sehun for hurting Jungkook like he had. He hated Jungkook for letting himself be hurt. And he hated himself, for not being honest with himself and his friends about who he was.
Jungkook shrugged. “I found out months later. Sehun had started avoiding me, saying he was too busy to go on dates, asked me for a break. I gave it to him – I thought it was just exam stress. It was Yugyeom, who told me, in the end. Couldn’t take the guilt of knowing. Sehun cried when I broke up with him. I know he didn’t cheat on me intentionally – his soul is too good for that. But he was hurt, and confused, and fucking Bambam had gotten into his head, and he just didn’t come and talk to me. He could’ve just fucking talked to me.”
Yoongi didn’t know what to say, but it was clear that Jungkook was done talking. The boy was still crying, silently cringing against his own mind.
“I’m sorry.” Those were the only words that the smaller man could utter. “I’m so fucking sorry, Jungkook. Fuck I’m sorry that bastard felt he could do that to you, I’m sorry that you’re still in pain, I’m sorry that Tae didn’t do more than punch that asshole in the face.”
“It’s ok, hyung,” Jungkook sniffled out. “It was two years ago.”
“Time doesn’t heal everything,” Yoongi said gently. “And you still love him.”
At that, Jungkook shook his head. “No. No I miss him, but I don’t love him anymore. I know that. I’ve moved on.”
“Oh?”
“He never changed his number. We’ve been texting for a couple of weeks and I’m fine. I don’t want him back, hyung.”
“Oh.” Yoongi drew a blank. “That’s good, then.”
“I’ve… actually been asking for his advice...” Jungkook said, cautiously, watching to see how Yoongi would react. “There’s someone I like, someone I’ve liked for a while and I want to ask him out.”
Inside his chest, Yoongi’s heart crippled under the sudden pain. Of course Jungkook had someone! Of course a guy as wonderful as him would not be single for very long! It was ridiculous to have even entertained the possibility that he had a chance.
“I hope it all works out for you, Kooks.” He tried to smile, though it probably came across more as a grimace. “Any man would be lucky to call you theirs.”
“You think so?” Jungkook was eager, the sadness from before washed away to be replaced by something akin to hope. Yoongi didn’t know what he was hoping for.
“Yeah,” he replied, crawling backwards. Maybe if he got some distance between himself and Jungkook, the pain would decrease, but Jungkook followed him. “What are you doing?”
“You said he’d think himself lucky?” The younger boy seriously resembled a bunny with his hands on his knees and face sticking upwards. He looked a little ridiculous and Yoongi wished he wasn’t so endeared.
“Obviously? He’d jump into your arms as soon as you even hint that you like him!”
“Really?” Jungkook was suddenly sceptical and Yoongi was going to get whiplash from the sudden change of emotion.
Yoongi nodded and Jungkook frowned.
“Well, you’re wrong. He didn’t.”
“Uhm…” The smaller man didn’t know where to go from there. Was Jungkook saying he’d been rejected already? What sort of man would reject Jungkook?
Meanwhile, the aforementioned boy was getting dejectedly to his feet and picking up the only half-drunk mugs, intent on taking them back to the kitchen. Yoongi didn’t know what had happened but he didn’t like it.
“Jungkook? Are you ok?”
“Are you really that oblivious, hyung?” Jungkook sighed, throwing the accusation over his shoulder as he continued towards the kitchen.
“I don’t get it. Jungkook, talk to me!” Yoongi begged, following him.
“It doesn’t matter.”
“It obviously does otherwise you wouldn’t be getting so upset!”
“Just leave it, hyung! You don’t feel the same, it’s ok!”
“Jesus fucking Christ, Jungkook. Feel what?”
The younger boy dumped the mugs in the sink with a clatter of porcelain that made Yoongi wince and twisted towards him with a scowl.
“It’s you, hyung. You’re the boy I like. And obviously you don’t like me back and that’s ok! So just go, I’ll be fine.”
Yoongi stepped back as if he’d been slapped.
“What?” His voice was small, just like the hope slowly blooming in his chest.
The fight seemed to drain from Jungkook, and his shoulders dropped. “I like you, hyung. Like gross, high school like-like you.”
“Jungkook, I-”
“You don’t feel the same, it’s ok.”
“Jungkook, listen-”
“Hyung no,”
“Jeon Jungkook.”
The younger boy stopped talking, his mouth shutting with a clack of teeth and an audible gulp. Yoongi was smiling, an unidentifiable feeling welling inside him until it threatened to explode.
“I like you too.”
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trueishcolours · 6 years
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My siblings and I accidentally write a Ron/Victor Krum 4th year fix it fic in the group chat
Isabel: guyS
Rewatching goblet of fire
And I have to say
How amazing would it have if
It was a LOT less gendered
And also
If Ron and Krum had got together instead of Krum and Hermione
Thomas: Oh yeah there's so much Gender  
Isabel Ron already basically has a crush on Krum
Would have been great  
Thomas: idk, he's more jealous of him in my opinion  
Isabel: Nah
He has the action figure
He says he's an artist
It's definitely there
Thomas: Tru 
Clare: I mean on a superficial level I liked the Hermione/Krum part because it made me relate that a girl who is usually uninterested in 'feminine' things might still have some anxieties and take some interest now and again, and 'this super hot guy will like You, the Nerd' is standard wish fulfilment, but honestly I could take it or leave it. A grumpy feminist could equally well read it as 'EVEN smort girls like Hermione want to be feminine REALLY uwu'
And that would be a boring analysis but the whole feminine versus not argument is boring and not what we're here for
Anyway
The Krum drama kicks off the Romione subplot and honestly I hate Romione as a ship, to me it feels forced from beginning to end
But Ron/Krum would tie in really nicely to the whole character arc for Ron that JKR started in the first book and then forgot about where he evolves into an amazing intelligent badass without noticing it
Picture: He is dooting along, vaguely bummed because he's nothing special compared to his older bros, then in book four he realises wait he DOES stand out from others because he's gay/bi/whatever but he's not sure he WANTS that because standing out for being a minority is a fucking hassle but by the seventh book he is war hero, chess master and gay icon and vaguely confused about it
Hell, you could even have Hermione go to the ball with Krum, get her girly character development in and have Ron freak out and both of them /assume/ it's about her when it's not
It would just
Be better Thomas: Queer theory saves the day once again
Clare: :D  
Isabel: JUST BASICALLY RON, ALL THE TIME, WITH A BETTER CHARACTER ARC
Thomas: I love this  
Isabel: Honestly decades later I am still just so salty about Ron's lack of development, hell, anti development. I just want everything for him
Clare: Like, not to make it automatically angsty just because it's gay but Ron being Not Straight ties in so well with his typical theme of qualities that he think make him less than Textbook Perfect actually being his great strengths (I read a great analysis that Ron actually achieves all his brothers' goals without trying or noticing)
Ron just utterly stalls as a character in the books
And Harry is a shitty friend to him by the end
She kind of pulled it back with his deathly hallows arc but it was bungled and could have come across as just bashing him
Isabel: HE IS. Ron is so taken for granted.
Clare: God, Ron is SO much less of a dick if his yelling at Hermione in book four is coming out of Sudden Repressed Realisation, not just 'woman I like is doing something I don't like'
Isabel: I watched film 4 last night and just everyone??? Is so horrible to each other??? All the time??? I swear in the books it's so much better handled
Other reasons why bi/gay Ron headcanon is important: - most masculine of the trio/ has a million big brothers so dealing with toxic masculinity/ bucking queer stereotypes in there too - an extra 'fuck you' to the whole pure blood thing which I reckon is really homophobic as it means your bloodline won't get continued or some shit - Krum coaching Ron on Keeping in bad English. Tell me it's not cute. - Ron's a linguist (he learnt parselmouth on like 2 listens)!! Tell me he wouldn't learn Bulgarian?! - just, chaotic bilingual Quidditch talk, all the time, forever?!
Clare: UM your pidgin Quiddich is now my new fave headcanon forever????? You're SO RIGHT Ron is smart, he's just not academic. He would DEFINITELY pick up a language fast if he was using it to talk to his boyfriend/about quiddich
Isabel: EXACTLY
Clare: Plus all the stuff you said about toxic masculinity and purebloodism.
MAKE THE SUBTEXT TEXTUAL, YOU COWARDS
Isabel: #giveRonaBoyfriend2k18
Also not around for the lowkey weirdness of Ron and Harry dating CANONICALLY IDENTICAL AND BORING non white girls to the Yule Ball
I know that you can overdo all this stuff but seriously the fuck
Clare: It is a bit odd and icky   
Isabel: Ok so this is what happens
Krum asks Hermione to the Yule Ball and it's like she gets her cute moment with him
But then instead of spending the whole evening being a whiny bish Ron shows un-JKR-characterisation-characteristic maturity and puts a brave face on it and talks to them both
He's upset but doesn't full on ruin their evenings
And then Hermione after the ball, (gradually realising with slight horror that she and Krum actually have literally nothing in common) kind of keeps... asking... Ron to hang out with them
And at first Ron's like lol no way am I third wheeling
But then the temptation to hang out with his literal idol becomes too strong
And he and Krum start hanging out independently of Hermione
(who's probably in the lib helping Harry study for the second task at this point anyway)
The weather is still too cold for Quidditch
Ron thinks
But somehow Ron ends up playing anyway
IN THE SNOW
WITH VICTOR
HE'S GETTING COACHED BY AN ACTUAL WORLD CUP FINAL SNITCH CATCHING PLAYER AND HE IS NOT CHILL
Clare: Hoooooly fuck this is perfect
(except he actually is because it's like -10 and snowing what the fuck Krum) Ron putting his big boy panties on and dealing during the ball, leading to him actually having an in with Krum via Hermione
I love the dynamic of Hermione just...awkwardly asking her friends to hang with them...just to break the silence...
Isabel: YEAH EXACTLY
And then them all actually having a nice evening
Clare: I mean the point of Krum with her was to get that 'YASSSS I'm dating a hot guy!' moment WHILE ALSO showing how easily it fizzles, so nothing needs to change there
Hermione could even do her 'ugh, quiddich and BOYS' routine
Isabel: Awkward because of course it is awkward what is a teenage party without angst but also, fun
yeah exactly! the slow dawning that fuuuuck, I've just brought another stupid quidditch boi into my life oh god why
Clare: Ron still knows more about the history of the game and all the technical terms than Harry so has more to talk to Krum about
Isabel: And then you know Ron and Krum stumble back into the castle with Ron wearing Krum's hat à la Chad and Ryan, and Skeeter doesn't bat an eyelid because it doesn't fit her trashy narrative
Clare: RIGHT I've got to sleep I'm getting a cold but I love this
Isabel: ok go sleep
OK ONE MORE POINT
we almost certainly get the insanely awkward 'think you're in luurve Ron' or 'lol if you love Krum so much you should date him not Hermione'! moment from either Fred or George or maybe Ginny
And there's just a kind of... missing step moment
Clare: I think all of them would do that
I mean they're pretty mean to Ron anyway, especially about love
Isabel: Exactly they're all horrible but MAYBE this would teach them!!
Clare: Exactly! It would rip the rug out from under them and they'd be like wait shit
Isabel: We are actually mean to Ron... a lot
Clare: Especially because in this timeline Ron still gets the hassle from his sibs but unlike in the main timeline where he is just butt monkey forever he has the trump card that he's got a boyfriend who's a world famous quiddich player
Like, if you're Fred, George, Ginny or even Molly you can't really come back from that reveal. Ron wins.
Isabel: Krum actually being a laser focussed guy who gives people he cares about 300% of his attention
And middle child syndrome attention starved Ron just soaks it up like a blooming Icelandic kid under a sunlamp
Ron win evertiem
Clare: Yeahhhhhh. Being a prodigy who's trained from such a young age he's got to nail that work life balance and it's like 90% work 10% life but that life is INTENSE, he's seen too many people lose their relationships because they won't switch off their metaphorical phones during dates, he gets one (1) month a year and about three (3) important people and when it is Person Time it is PERSON TIME
Right bed for eal I'm dying
Isabel: BED FOR EEL
UGH ALL I WANT IN MY LIFE IS THE 50K+ SLOW BURN QUEER 4TH YEAR REWRITE
BUT I LEGIT DON'T HAVE TIME TO WRITE IT AND I DON'T TRUST MYSELF TO GET RON POV RIGHT ANYWAY
Clare: Bebs I wish you could write it
The raw chemistry my goodness
I ship it now
Is there going to be 'you are treating me like an idol not a real person please stop' angst at any point?
Isabel: OF COURSE THERE IS
Clare: Also Krum is like 'I knew I could trust you because you are bffs with Harry Potter and you treat him like he's totally normal you must be so mature and cool he is so so lucky to have a friend like you
Or well, Krum insecurity that people only like him because of his celeb status anyway
Which is probably why he went for Hermione in the first place because she didn't give a shit
'WOULD WE EVEN BE TOGETHER IN THE FIRST PLACE IF IT WASN'T FOR QUODDICH?'
'... I love you.'
'Bro I wouldn't care if you were the worst player in the world as long as we both are fans of the sport together.'
'Bro.'
Isabel: BRUH
Also can I just ask...?
What happens in the second task??!!?
It's already messed up enough under that lake, love triangles all over the place
This would just be the final straw that resulted in everyone just shrugging and teaming up
Clare: Holy shit
Krum just doots along, takes Ron and goes
Harry's like...wait what...OK...um I guess Hermione and Ron are equally important to me so I'll just take her kk
Isabel: Krum and Ron appearing on the surface of the lake like 'fuck'
The most dramatic declaration of intent ever
Turning yourself into a shark and rescuing them from the bottom of a lake
Clare: Everybody in the stands is SHOOK
Dumbledore like dang I did not predict this
With their hair soaking wet they are both at maximum hot
Isabel: Rita Skeeter's quill combusts
Clare: Krum doesn't point her out as a beetle in Hermione’s hair he's too busy with Ron
Isabel: Yeah she's like where is my gossip at??? Nothing is happening over in Hermione's hair
But yeah I feel like Dumbledore would be like, oh darn, looks like I'm gonna have to show queer solidarity with Ronald Weasely or something
KRUM AT THE BURROW VERY SERIOUSLY COMPLIMENTING MOLLY ON HER FOOD AND ASKING FOR BRITISH RECIPES AND WINNING HER OVER IN A TRICE
Clare: Would Krum charm Molly straight away though? He's very surly and shy and, in the books, not very handsome. Wouldn't Molly start out yikes who is this quiddich yob my son has taken up with?
Ginny on the other hand. Comes out as bi a couple of years later, tells Ron she only started to realise thanks to his example, apologises for being a dick about his love life
Isabel: Yeah I guess actually
I think Molly can get fierce
Clare: She's probably got a bit of pure blood/homophobic anxiety that she cloaks as objections about THIS PARTICULAR boy
Isabel: Either she loves you and adopts you right away or she is like /pulling shotgun down from the shelf/
EXACTLY
She's like
Blaming herself, oh I should have paid more attention and NOW look what's happened
Poor Ronald, always neglected
And Ron's like... mum... this is great
I am happy
Is not problem
Clare: Ron is like I AM NOT DOING THIS FOR ATTENTION JESUS CHRIST
I mean he's probably enjoying having the attention of a quiddich super star and I bet he'd even enjoy the celebrity status of The Boyfriend a bit (best friends get sidelined but romantic partners are news) but he's not doing it FOR attention
Isabel: Yeah, and I think the suggestion that he is would just make him so mad
First confused and then mad
Oh the ANGST
Clare: Especially since that's Krums biggest anxiety
Isabel: Mr Weasely would be chill. I feel like in this whole equation he is the chillest
Clare: What would Percy say? Would social climbing or doing the done thing win out?
Also the attention thing is a way for parents to make their child's relationship all about them. Oh you want me to LOVE you more! No mum I'm growing away from you this is normal
I think Ron would get jealous around Bill and Charlie because they'd swing in all oh our brother is rebellious and has a cool boyfriend? Well we are cool rebels also welcome to the family Victor
Isabel: Yeah... I think Percy is probably pretending to be chill with it and being a bit smarmy to Krum then says something awkward and homophobic and it's worse than if he'd just said it straight up
Clare: I think a lot of Liberal but still pure blood families would take the line of, 'it's fine that you're gay...because you're the sixth son so your blood line isn't in danger and making a socially advantageous match is probably more important for you anyway! And Ron is like Y I K E S
Isabel: Yeah exactly, well I suppose you have enough sons Molly amirite
What do we think about the Krum family?
Are they just happy that their son is forming human relationships
Clare: Hmm. How do they feel about celebrity? Do they think Ron is Not Good Enough or are they actually quite a normal family and are glad Krum has an ordinary guy to keep him grounded?
Isabel: I kind of don't want Ron to have to deal with random Bulgarian disapproval
I think maybe a quite normal family who had a kid who was a genius and has been at boarding school/ travelling for years and years
Maybe Krum already came out to them so that drama is in the past
Clare: Yeah and when he brings Ron home for dinner they're just delighted that Krum is home at all and that he's happy
Yeah maybe he did
He's probably had a lot of time to introspect because of his image and maybe he's an only child?
Isabel: And Ron speaks accented but ok Bulgarian by this point and they're like !!!
Clare: I think one aspect of the large family thing that WOULD affect Ron is its just that much harder to have a private word with your parents so confiding about yourself, especially when you're not 100% sure, just isn't part of the family culture
And there's no time for introspection when you're jockeying for position with six siblings
So Krum is out to his parents while Ron isn't even out to himself
Plus Krums just that bit older
Isabel: No, when you ask for a word it's all 'yes Ron' a bit exasperated
Clare: Krum’s family are just delighted that Ron speaks Bulgarian and is a normal guy who likes their son for himself
Isabel: Maybe they have some kind of cool engineery job and Ron goes out the back and is like well my dad likes cars I will try and help
Uses his mathsy chessy knowledge
Clare: Re. Homophobia I think it is important that it's not all YOU'RE GOING TO HELL like the Muggle brand but instead is very focused on producing pure blood children. Also with the smallness of the pure blood community I bet there's a lot of, not official arranged marriage, but kind of assumed marriage, like in Pride and Prejudice or what may have happened with Prince William and Kate, like, there's three girls your age who your family's on speaking terms with who aren't your first cousins and it'll massively throw off everybody's plans if you don't marry one of them
Yes Ron helping with engineering
Isabel: Headcanon of the Krums as magical engineers with a side passion for quidditch
Clare: I bet he picks up arithmancy that way. Can't learn it in the classroom, can learn it in the garage. And he comes home from the holiday able to actually help his dad with the car and thenceforth Mr Weasley is on board
Isabel: Yeah exactly... they're a bit 'sigh ok this means you're not gonna marry bertha from the bakery but hell at least it's not a veela'
Clare: Also wizarding society is inherently conservative, they haven't even updated their writing system, so anybody doing anything different is looked askance at unless they can play themselves as a genius eccentric like Dumbledore
Isabel: So yeah then Ron turns out to be WHOLESOME af and Krum’s family are like... ok fine. this is fine. In fact yay!
Ok I have to go do some work but this has been almost as good as having the fic itself
Clare: Maybe I'll put a summary on my tumblr and see if anybody wants to adopt it
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sujaeshi · 5 years
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Bold statements 💬
Tagged by my lil @equal-uwus 💜
Bold any statement that is true about you
I’m over 5'5 / I wear glasses/contacts / I have blonde hair / I wear sweatshirts a lot / I prefer loose clothing to tight clothing / I have one or more piercings / I have at least one tattoo / I have blue eyes / I have dyed or highlighted my hair / I have gotten plastic surgery / I have or had braces / I sunburn easily / I have freckles / I paint my nails / I typically wear makeup / I don’t often smile / I am pleased with how I look / I prefer Nike to Adidas / I wear baseball hats backward
I play a sport / I can play an instrument / I am artistic / I know more than one language / I have won a trophy in some sort of competition / I can cook or bake without a recipe / I know how to swim / I enjoy writing / I can do origami / I prefer movies to TV shows / I can execute a perfect somersault / I enjoy singing / I could survive in the wild on my own / I have read a new book series this year / I enjoy spending time with friends / I travel during school or work breaks / I can do a handstand
I have had my first kiss / I have gotten drunk / I have told a crush I like them / I have traveled outside of the country / I have flown on an airplane / I have stayed awake for more than 48 hours / I have had a near-death experience / I have caught something on fire / I have performed in a talent show / I have shot a gun / I have been on TV / I have gone scuba diving / I have broken a bone / I have slow-danced / I have gone on a shopping spree
I am in a relationship / I have been single for over a year / I have a crush / I have a best friend I have known for over ten years / my parents are together / I have dated my best friend / I am adopted / my crush has confessed to me / I have had a long-distance relationship / I am an only child / I give advice to my friends / I have made an online friend / I met up with someone I have met online
I have heard the ocean in a conch shell / I have watched the sun rise / I enjoy rainy days / I have slept under the stars / I meditate outside / the sound of chirping calms me / I enjoy the smell of the beach / I know what snow tastes like / I listen to music to fall asleep / I enjoy thunderstorms / I enjoy cloud watching / I have attended a bonfire / I pay close attention to colors / I find mystery in the ocean / I enjoy hiking on nature paths / Autumn is my favorite season
I can fall asleep in a moving vehicle / I am the mum friend / I live by a certain quote / I like the smell of Sharpies / I am involved in extracurricular activities / I enjoy Mexican food / I can drive stick-shift / I have memorized an entire song in a day / I believe in true love / I dream up scenarios to fall asleep / I sing in the shower / I wish I lived in a video game / I have a canopy above my bed / I am multi-racial / I am a redhead / I own at least three dogs / I am LGBTQ+
🖇 Okay this is kinda accurate for me haha thanks again that was fun! (and intense)
No tagging anyone but feel free to do it guys!
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jngsjngs · 6 years
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astro stuff
do u guys ever test out how accurate a horoscope post is by checking ur own and then everyone u know? i did that with this and found it freakishly accurate so of course i had to do it for some of my kids
💥 bakugou 💥
i’ve said before that i personally consider him to be more of an aries than a taurus and i think u can kind of see why here (i wouldn’t use the word cheerful, per se, but i do think he’s learned to be a pillar of strength in hard times both for his friends and for himself re: getting kidnapped and trapped in a room full of C to S class villains and still keeping his head held high)
aries  curious, a born explorer, hidden strengths and talents, not what they appear, able to take on many roles and forms, cheerful in hard times//rude, prone to “bad” language, uses insults, hard to understand, devil’s advocate, uses their strengths the wrong way
but since he’s a cusp i also stand by the fact that he has his fair share of taurus qualities,,
taurus incredible potential, stronger than they look, takes what life throws at them and rolls with it, kind, able to speak with/make friends with all different circles, good sense of humor//refuses to take responsibility, ignores their own faults, lacks a backbone, tries to worm out of issues instead of addressing them correctly, takes the easy way
🌱 midoriya & kaminari ⚡️
deku n kaminari are actually just two weeks apart which is a little funny bc i've never really considered the two of them similar in any way but the more i ponder on it the more i can see some of the parallels. i have to admit deku reminds me a lot more of all the cancers i know irl and most of these traits are pretty self-explanatory on his part but just think of all those times kaminari stepped up to protect bakugou and kirishima and kyoka and momo
cancer  tries so hard at all they do, more sensitive than they let on, tries their best to protect everyone, incredibly witty, works with what they got, resourceful, cares so much//doesn’t practice what they preach, gives back-handed compliments, will butt into matters that don’t concern them, judgemental, “holier than thou,” treats others as children
🔥❄️ todoroki & uraraka 🌷✨
everything i said about deku n kaminari also applies with todoroki n ochako but i think the parallels here made a lot more sense once i connected them in comparison; silly is probably more for ochako but remember when todoroki inadvertently made deku n iida laugh until they cried after almost dying bc of his concerns about being a “hand crusher”? sounds like he lightened the mood to me
capricorn  generally mild, just likes to talk and chill out, always open to listen to you vent, checks up on you, takes things as they come, faithful, tries to believe in the best, silly, knows how to lighten the mood//probably planning on killing you, undercover, uses silence to their advantage, manipulates others, incredibly angry, extreme
☀️ kirishima & yaoyorozu 🌙
i feel like i say this a lot which is weird bc it’s not like they’re a popular pairing or anything but i think given the chance any of momo n kirishima’s interactions would be v natural as a result of being two of the most wholesome humans on the planet uwu a lot of people are either intimidated by momo or can’t help putting her on some sort of pedestal but if anyone can see past the surface level minutiae it’d be the person who never once gave up on a certain blond hothead
both of them have struggled with self-esteem issues which absolutely breaks my heart but they’re inherently such supportive individuals that i think putting them together might help calm some of those concerns precisely bc they understand what it’s like to be ur own worst critic. like. honestly u can’t tell me these two wouldn’t be each other’s biggest fans
libra  thinks ahead, not to be underestimated, knows when to have fun and knows when to get serious, observant, weird but in a fun way, clever, very colorful, artistic//hides behind a mask, puts an overly confident front up to hide behind, self-doubting, lazy, too chill at times, avoidant
🌟 reiko 💫
last but not least
pisces  cares about so many things, will take care of you, treats people as equals, cheerful and bubbly, great sense of humor, good with puns, stronger than they look, treats people like they want to be treated, kind, fun//takes things to extremes, can be reckless, such escapists they would hide on the moon if they could, selfish at times, shirks responsibility, sailor mouth 🌊
this is straight up a call out post
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gg-astrology · 6 years
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APINK: Sun and Moon (Brief)
💞Hello! I wanted to get this out bc I just watched APINK’s ‘I’m so sick’ MV and I am so absolutely happy the queens came back!! It’s been too long since I’ve seen their faces 💞
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💕disclaimer: i’m no expert on astrology but these are my interpretations of the signs and how they’re working based on my experiences with them. Everyone has different opinions and studies in astrology, all interpretation and experiences within the realm is valid. However feel free to make your own post or skip if you strongly disagree. There might be inaccuracy and difference in opinions. But the point of this post is to relate, entertain and have a fun time. I’m hoping to validate people with similar experiences and get people excited about the girls+ astrology. Also, since we don’t know most of their birth times, I’m using the standard 12.00pm💕
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Park Chorong
March 3, 1991 - (Chungcheongbuk-do, South Korea) Pisces Sun/Libra Moon
Our ‘country girl’ leader 💕
She has such a lovely harmonious sun/moon aura about her
With Pisces Sun natives, they often come across as a little more dreamy and whimsical than any other sign out there. 
There’s a softness to their face and general aura that appeals others to them, combined with her Libra moon, her ‘harmonious’ quality is amplified and enhances her beauty into looking very ‘traditionally pretty’ which benefits her greatly in landing many lead roles in MV and acting drama roles.
Pisces sun natives are very adaptable, they’re often very open-mind and have a soft sensitive side to them. Sometimes it’s detrimental since it makes them more prone to crying in unexpected situation. 
Since her Pisces sun is in 2nd Decan ruled by the Moon/Cancer- she is very in-tune to other people’s emotions and often absorbs them into herself, this is part of Pisces self-suffering nature and a habit they have to relearn not to do.
Her emotionally intuitive ability is also another factor why she’d landed so many roles, Pisces/Cancer combination allows her to often feel/empathize with her characters/roles and often-- embodies it while playing the scene. 
Pisces natives are adept at self-expression, artistry and bringing imagination to reality. They’re often artists or performers of some kind, since they’re traditionally ruled by Neptune and they weave between the realms of imagination and reality more freely than any other signs. 
Often times they’re very compassionate and sympathetic of others around them, they have a deep love for humanity but this can also turn into an unsatisfied yearning for love from the world as well. 
It all hangs onto a balance for Pisces sun natives, especially with her Libra moon combination. In order to gain some resemblance of control over her life, she has to learn how to do this healthily.
With a Libra Moon, there’s a strong need for mental stimuli and intimacy, but at the same time independence and freedom. Since her Libra moon is in 2nd decan ruled by Uranus/Aquarius, her need for partnership in her life to enrich her emotional satisfaction is kept in a restricted balance for her need for independence and partnership as well. 
She might typically restrain herself from being ‘too romantic’ or ‘too overly attached’ to others because of Aquarius’s influence, often preferring a partnership that might start off a bit cooler and more cautious at first, but she does expect some romantic gestures and to be treated romantically at the same time.
Often times, people with Libra moon might not say what they want or how they feel, but they would expect their partner to know through telepathy/pay attention to them. This can be a problem since they’re not communicating well enough. And other people can’t understand what they want sometimes. They have to learn how to verbalize their need and not feel personally offended when someone doesn’t understand where they’re coming from. 
Chorong with her ego/sense of self (Pisces Sun/Cancer Decan) and her emotions (Libra Moon/Aquarius Decan) might tend to swap these two placements. Since air-moon can be harder to deal with on an emotional level, and her sun is influenced by Cancer/Moon-- she might’ve confused her ego/sense (Sun) of self for her emotions, and her emotional response (Libra) for her sense of self sometimes.
Be sure to really scrutinize this inside of herself and work to try and separate the two, because it might’ve benefit her short-term, but long-term it can lead to her lashing out to people for not understanding her when she doesn’t even understand herself. She can easily lose her sense of self this way, especially if she feels like she’s emotionally dissatisfied with something no matter what she does about it. 
Having a Libra moon can be very beneficial for someone, especially in an artistry career. Since Libra is ruled by Venus, people with Libra moon has a keen sense and intuition for aesthetic and harmonious quality in their environment. They won’t stop until everything is to their satisfaction or ‘feels right’ for them-- they’re adept home makers and workers in fields such as design, fine art, make up artistry, culinary etc.    
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Yoon Bomi  August 13 1993 (Suwon, South Korea) Leo Sun/Gemini Moon
Our mood maker Bomi, it’s no wonder she’s the mood maker with this placement!
With a Sun in Leo and Moon in Gemini there’s a need for performance and self-expression in entertaining people. There’s also a sense of accomplishment in connecting to others around her and learning/striving to grow bigger through her network and performances. 
Leo Sun natives can be shy, but there’s a sense of honorability to them that’s ingrained in their self-confidence. They sway people through just being themselves, and often people look up to them and respect them for standing up for themselves/others no matter the circumstances.
Bomi’s Leo Sun is particularly fiery considering it’s co-ruled by Mars/Aries. Unlike typical Leo Sun natives, Bomi’s much quicker to react to situation and often uses her influences to help those around her as well. If something is not to her standard/wrong she’ll immediately bring it up to attention and confront the situation. 
Aries decan doesn’t like leaving things to ‘later’ -- they’d rather confront it now and often instigate activities between people around them. They’re the type to see a messy situation and go ‘ok, let’s handle this’ and gather everyone around them to see how to solve the problem.
Especially with a Gemini moon co-ruled by Libra/Venus, there’s a love for harmony and team-work here. Bomi’s emotions depends on harmonious environment, if something is wrong like tension between the members or tension between the staff- she’s the type to gather everyone and try to listen to all sides to get the real story before solving it. 
Gemini moons are communicative, and although they can have short attention span they are often very entertaining to be around. Combined with her Leo Sun who’s ego is fueled by being able to perform and express oneself on stage. Bomi can go very far in the variety field and I’m glad she got the opportunity to explore this route in her career. 
Since her Moon is fueling her Sun, her ability to communicate rapidly with multiple groups of people and come across harmoniously (Venus influence) amplifies her self-confidence and sense of self-expression (Leo Sun) -- she can tend to be a bit more competitive because everything in her chart is so reactive. 
When air fuels the fire, the flame rises higher until it burns something. Bomi has to watch out that her sense of self-confidence doesn’t switch from Leo/Sun to Mars/Aries and that she doesn’t overdo the very delicate balance between Venus/Mars she has going on right now since her emotional response/coming across well can’t save her every time when her sun is involved.
Gemini moons also have a sense of not exactly knowing who they are inside since they’re rapidly moving from one group to another all the time. 
Their sense of emotions/self can be tied to their groups of friends and the ‘persona’ they project when in front of these friends. Although she has a pretty healthy Sun/Ego so she might know who she is, often she can change her temper/emotions from one group to another and others might feel that she doesn’t treat others equally sometimes. 
It’s not a big deal, but she has to look out not to get defensive or aggressive when confronted/criticized for her integrity sometimes. 
Sure, her Leo sun might save her but it’s her Gemini moon that’s causing the problem here. As long as she acknowledges this part inside of herself and tries to accept who she is inside whilst taking the criticism constructively, it’ll project outward in a calmer manner and she’ll stop ‘putting up faces’ in front of people all the time. 
It’ll help lessen the load on herself and other’s alot, and it’ll allow her Venus-influence to work better for her as well. 
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Jung Hye Rim (Eunji) August 18 1993 (Busan, South Korea) Leo Sun/Leo Moon
Our Happy Virus whom we love uwu
She has an amazing Leo Sun AND Moon in 3rd Decan. God knows she probably fights with Bomi alot, since they’re so amazingly similar. 
Since her Sun and Moon is ruled by Leo, her sense of self is exemplified, she feels the most comfortable on stage when she can perform and give it her best shot. Rather than just acting or varieties, Eunji truly loves performing and singing. 
She’s highly competitive as well, since they’re co-ruled by Mars/Aries. There’s this childish energy about her that endears the other members to her, her sense of self is so expressive and full of confidence it’s impossible not to like her.
Since her sun is also in her moon, they’re intimately linked towards one another. Leo Moon can tend to be abit more reserved, and they show the lighter trait of Leo Suns. 
They’re sensitive people, who often gets their feelings hurt when others close to them criticize their integrity and sense of self-expression. They just want to make other people happy, and when they can’t they’re much harder on themselves than they are on others. 
Often prone to sulking or lashing out (Mars-influence) they’re often impatient people who would rather solve everything now rather than wait until later or give anyone the cold shoulder. 
The really good thing about her is, she’s pretty straight forward. There’s no ulterior motives or dirty tricks with her, she gives it as it is and works hard to solve a situation. If she needs to do something, she’ll get it done. 
Leos are hard worker, sure they like to play hard work hard, but ultimately they want recognition and joy through their endeavors. They want to share that joy with others around them, that’s why Eunji being able to perform on stage and succeeding as an idol is so so good to her. 
It’s no wonder that she’s known as the Happy Virus because her Leos really do bring joy to others around her. She’s honorable, dependable and calming-- she won’t be prone to lashing out aggressively or hanging out with people who will ultimately deceive her. 
Often times Leos have such a strong sense of honor and chivalry that it might intimidate those around them, sure they’re chill and very laid back to be around (all fire signs are) but they absolutely won’t stand for things they deem ‘bad’. If there’s a difference in opinion, they are extremely hard headed and often so self-assured they make the other person question themselves until they shift over to their side instead. (Fixed sign) 
(her section is abit short because I’m saving up to do an overview on her later on! ) 
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Son Naeun  February 10, 1994 (Seoul, South Korea) Aquarius Sun/Aquarius Moon 
Our Aquarius queen! 
God her beauty is understated, even with all the gossip about plastic surgery going around, Naeun’s chart has always had that emphasis on Venusian quality tied to her sense of self, so whether she choose to do it or not, it’s completely benefiting her anyways and if it makes her feel more comfortable with herself? That’s great!
In fact let’s just chat about this controversy for a little bit. Naeun has her Aquarius sun in the 3rd decan which is ruled by Libra/Venus. Although she has a unique look about her, an independent and strong women who takes pride in her individuality and freedom of self-expression. She has a keen sense on style and aesthetic that fits her. She knows what’s good for her. And often times, it’s not going to follow the trend. If she did have plastic surgery, it would’ve been contemplated over many times. Because if there’s anything an Aquarius hates more than anything it’s following the trend and being stamped as looking the ‘same as everyone else’. Naeun choosing to do it, she would’ve had full control and artistic direction on what exactly she wants and how it’s going to enhance her. It would’ve been progressive, she took a trope of looking exactly alike and flipped it on it’s head. And the result? Well the public fucking loves it. No matter what kind of press is happening, Naeun’s decision (IF she did the plastic surgery at all-- which to be fair? it’s not a big deal?) ultimately resulted in multiple people falling head over heels for her. That’s some fucking strong Aquarius/Libra influence right there.
She knows herself so fucking well it’s amazing. Aquarius are progressive thinkers, and she shows this. Outdated ideas just doesn’t have a place in her life, and if she could have it her way, in no ones life at all. 
She’s so freeing to be around because she just stick it to the patriarchy, personal or social conditioning is lost on her once she fully realized her Aquarius potential. She could be a beauty queen, but why would she put herself in the box when she can be so much more? Gosh, she’s part of the reason why Apink probably survived to this day honestly. 
With her moon in observant, she’s really fucking smart. Especially since it’s working in tandem with Mercury/Gemini (2nd Decan) -- she can easily let her feelings/opinions be heard and accepted by a large variety of people. 
Air moons needs a lot of mental stimuli, particularly inside of themselves (Aquarius Moon) and then from the people around them (Gemini Decan) it becomes a cycle that they use to inform their ideas. Instead of being more in-tune with her emotions, she tends to have a harder time even slowing down to think about how she feels at all.
Unlike Libra’s influence that often knows how they feel compared to Gemini/Aquarius counterpart, Naeun probably has to sit down and think about how she feels for a few days before she can even begin to properly form sentences to describe what it is she’s feeling if at all. It can be taxing for reactive signs like Eunji or emotional sign like Chorong to deal with this-- but since all the members have such strong Fire-Air going for them, it’s most likely that the mood of the team usually isn’t so dependent on heavier substantial emotional talks between the members. 
It’s very action oriented, and socially oriented. She’s very good at getting people to help her or understand what she wants. 
Naeun probably uses her Aquarius influence on alot of things, mostly Aquarius energy can be as determined as Eunji or Bomi. But unlike how competitive they are, Naeun’s Aquarius is so fixed and argumentative it probably won’t back down from an argument unless she really has to apologize. 
Also Aquarians are so fucking intelligent. Naeun knowing Chinese and being able to land multiple roles in dramas and MVs isn’t a fluke or charm. It’s her intellect and coming across professionally (see: Hoseok, Seulgi). 
She’s such a strong independent women inside, that people often underestimate her constantly. But she uses that vice to the best of her abilities and turn it around into being so impressed by her-- they had to hire her. She’s not a fool. 
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Kim Namjoo  April 15, 1995 (Seoul, South Korea) Aries Sun/Libra Moon 
My beautiful girl Namjoo 💞
God Namjoo calling herself ‘beyonce’ is such an Aries/Libra mood honestly. 
Aries sun has this childish, youthful charm to them. They’re energizing to be around, even when they’re not doing anything at all. Often times they’re pretty laid back people around close friends/families, they love activities since it enriches their ego/life-- but they love doing activities with a group of close friends instead of larger associates. 
Aries sun are so endearing because they’re so honest and forth-wright with you, if they think something is wrong they’ll say it. Often they’re very supportive and feels ‘fired up’ when they hear wrong-doings that happens to others around them. 
Sure they can be abit ‘me’ centered, but it doesn’t harm anyone. In fact that’s how they come across as a bit ‘dramatic’ -- if you just let them be, they’ll eventually solve itself. With Namjoo being 2nd youngest, she probably takes this opportunity to use the ‘2nd youngest’ card on the unnies alot. 
Namjoo’s Aries moon is tied to the 3rd decan which is ruled by Jupiter/Sagittarius. Most likely, her ‘tantrums’ have some limit to them. She can appear to be so wise and a stabilizing advice giver in private to the unnies. 
Sagittarius influence makes the Aries energy calmer, it’s really good balance since Sagittarius are abit more introverted than Leos/Aries as well. She might be tired, a bit more light hearted, cracks jokes and enjoy calming time with the members alot more behind close doors. 
Combined her Aries sun with her Libra moon, it’s no wonder she’s good at impersonation. Aries sun doesn’t have the same qualms or shyness that Leo possesses, they have no shame (Sagittarius decan) - in fact, her Libra moon is influenced by Aquarius which makes her want to stand out. Being able to do impersonations? No problems. Making a fool of herself? As long as it’s not at her expense (too badly) she’s fine with it too. She’s all in for the sake of entertainment, in and out of the industry honestly. 
Having a Libra moon makes one really adaptable to others around them, honestly it’s kind of like Chorong but inverse? She’s sometimes confused about what she wants but she won’t push it on others. Outwardly she’s sure, calm and confident. She takes pride on her intellect and she’s not afraid to show it off (being more fluent in Chinese than even Naeun) but inside she might be abit more unsure of who she really is. Often times she’s most comfortable when someone is with her, likes hanging out in groups or other people-- her Sun is so healthy it balances her out pretty well. 
Not really prone to thinking much about stuff? She’s made entirely out of Air and Fire placement that are healthy for her. She doesn’t really have anything much to worry about when push comes to shove-- she’ll come through it well enough with minimal burns too. 
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Oh Hayoung July 19 1996 (Seoul, South Korea) Cancer Sun/Virgo Moon 
Our maknae of the group!
Ok so you know how she’s good at guessing/intuition? It’s because of her sun-- her Cancer Sun (Moon ruled) is influenced by Neptune/Pisces which have dominion over the subconscious/intuition. 
It’s similar to Chorong, but Hayoung can show this better because of her Virgo moon. She knows herself and she knows how to showcase stuff about herself-- it feeds her self-confidence/ego better because she has streamlined communication between her head and her heart.
With Cancer Sun influenced by Neptune/Pisces, she feels the guess inside her soul sometimes. It becomes sort of a six sense, something she can feel palpably in her being instead of just ‘guessing’ or ‘feeling out’ the guess. This is because it’s in her sun, the core of her being, her hard wire. You sometimes don’t have to feel/know your sun to know it’s there, but ultimately it’s a part of you that makes you work like you.  
Her mature appearance is all due to that Cancer/Virgo influence. If you think about it like this, her Cancer sun rules her face and her Virgo moon rules her eyes. Your sun/moon comes through on your face no matter what sign it’s in. 
Cancers are nurturers of the zodiacs, they’re called ‘the mum’ because their sister sign Capricorn is ‘the dad’ -- it’s all gender-bull to be honest I don’t even like that stuff, but its based on the idea that Cancer rules the 4th house which talks about the home, family life and often childhood/mothers/women in our life. Hayoung has that feminine caring look about her, and her Virgo moon adds the maturity to her face. 
With Virgo moons it can be one of the harder placement to have since earth-signs moon tends to take on their experience and show their age through whatever it is on their face. Capricorns often have that sober look in their face/eyes because of this. With Virgos-- they’re hard workers. They’ve been through alot, but ultimately they’re not downtrodden by the world yet. They’re mature and sophisticated women, they’re classy and simple-- an elegant classic. Combined with her Cancer appearance it makes her look like a reliable and older lady who has her life together. 
This doesn’t necessarily mean it’s true. In fact, Virgo moons often have to face hardship on their own. Virgo wants to do good for the world, they’re a mercury sign and they’re more communicative than any other earth sign out there. Often times Hayoung probably brings up good practical solution, has alot more patience and listens to her unnies before suggesting a good solution to all their problems. She’s the ONLY person in the team who has an earth-sign in her Sun/Moon-- and that affects the overall dynamic and temperament of others a lot.
Since everyone else is either ruled by Air or Fire, having an earth moon can be slower moving and stabilizing for the whole team. The unnies probably adore her, because she has this sense of stability in her? It brings security and stead fastness, if someone (Naeun/Chorong) needs to be with someone she’ll be there. If someone needs someone to supervise them or check their ideas (Eunji/Bomi) she’s the person to go to. There’s something just so dependable in earth-sign moons it really helps settle the external environment around them.
With this said, it can be hard on the person who has the Virgo moon themselves. Virgos are notoriously self-decrepitating and harsh on themselves. If they feel like they aren’t accepted or validated by the world or people close to them, they become cripplingly vulnerable to themselves. 
They often need to be reassured that they’re appreciated by others, that their work has paid off and that their efforts are working out the way they want it to work. 
They’re tireless workers, and often times they won’t stop until they reach that emotional satisfaction where they’re like ‘ok now let’s see the results’-- they need it to be overwhelmingly positive. 
She has to watch out not to overwork herself or place too much pressure on herself this way since it can do more harm than good. Moderation and regulation is the key here, as well as learning how to enjoy the lighter things in life -- her unnies can teach her that.  
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💞 Sorry this is short and not really?? detailed?? I know the quality has dropped a little these past few days but I promise I’ll get it back up again soon! I got this out super fast because I wanted to post the MV for them too! I think I’ll be doing things like this more, as in posting MV and then a post about the group’s astrology to help promote them. Their new song is a BOP and I love it! I have a few other things lined up right now. If you’re here for BTS -- I’ll probably be posting someone’s natal chart reading next so stay tuned for that! I also have a few Sun and Moons series to do as well as Irene’s overview post. Hopefully I’ll be able to finish them soon, but thanks for tuning in!  💞
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All the asks with Discordwhooves if you'd like?
OOOOOO FUNNNN!!
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Cowboy AU
Sheriff: dsfhdfhjsjhdfkfhdj I’m the sheriff, ya hear!
Outlaw: Hot outlaw stallion out to save lives and cry more at 11
~ Sheriff of a few years that has always done her best to lay down the law peacefully and with a s little conflict as possible
~Rowdy adventurer with scars and a capacity to help others(which can also be detremental)
~Dissy comes into town as a travelling adventurer  that lost a bet and/or is helping a friend
~I introduce myself and show him around, instantly intrigued by the stallion that holds secrets in his feathers
~I end up going to help him on his quest do to the danger it poses to my town, leaving my assistant(Applejack) in charge
~We go a great adventure, share quips, save each other’s lives and have a grand ol time overall
~My life is threatened....he doesn’t take kindly to this and coldly solves the problem
~He’s cold and ruthless....scary..
~Regardless, we’re together till the end!
~He even decides to settle down in town awhile
~I manage to talk him into making that descision permanent, among other things~
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Florist and Tattoo Artist AU
Florist : Hi it’s me
Tattoo Artist: Dissy~
~ So, I take up flower shop because it’s calm and my friend needs staff UwU
~Meanwhile, Dissy is working undercover on a case/has this side gig 
~Our paths cross accidentally on a break or lunch and we lament on how close our stores are
~”How have we not crossed paths before?” you know? We have a good dine and laugh
~And then we go back to our normal routines but talking and getting to know each other :)
~We exchange numbers at some point and things naturally just happen gfgg
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Pirate AU
Pirate: DiscordWhooves ofc
Stowaway: Liddle ol me~
~ He has a crew that he’s very close to! They’re all a family, really
~Though people can also be in and out if they have a place they want to go, be etc.
~It’s all about adventure and travel and a good time
~Meanwhile, I stowed away in a comical, accidental kind of way. Like, I fell into one of their barrels and conked out kind of thing
~From there, it’s just meeting, greeting, and learning the pirate ways!
~And then a romance blooms unexpectedly
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Arranged Marriage AU:
Heir: Dissy is not pleased
Betrothed: whoops it’s me
~Not happy about this marriage thing :(
~He’s not stoked either
~but we get along well enough despite our sour moods lol
~And then fall in love slowly
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Mafia AU
Leader: Dissy
Second: Me I guess lol
~not much to say except I hear about his gang and join up
~We’re all just emoctional wrecks out for some fun tbh
~don’t mess with him though, you’ll live to regret it
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1950s AU
Greaser: Doc
Prep: Moi
~So he just crusies around doing whatever he wants and I’m just there like “Who does this jerk think he is”
~It’s a chaotic frenzy between musical numbers, questions, questionable choices, and the love in between it all!
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Masquerade AU
Host: hiya, it be me
Mystery Guest: The Doctor
~So I’m hosting a ball because of a supposed old mares tale that a mysterious stranger comes to party and calamity ensures
~as a ruler, I want to know if the rumors are true and hopefully help out the poor stallion
~So, there’s a ball, specifically one with guests from any and every background
~Hoping to get his attention that way! Lo and behold he shows!
~Finding the ball to be intresting since invitations were multidemensional and multiversal!
~The biggest event possibly ever??
~He shows up and we meet!
~I tell him all about the stories
~Naturally, it hurts him a bit but he tries not to let it shw and enjoy the ball
~we talk and dance and laugh and sing and then
~He drinks...too much
~He spills secrets about himself, his travels, the pain of bearing so much, and then throws up over the balcony
~It’s disgusting but I feel like I really am starting to know him
~I insist he stay the night and try to comfort him until he passes out
~After that, he’s apologetic and leaves but I secretly follow after, unable to leave him alone
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Vampire AU
Vampire: Whoops Imma biter
Vampire Hunter: lol Dissy
~So I was unwillingly turned and HATE IT
~DiscordWhooves, meanwhile, is just an overworked vampire hunter all over the multiverse! His latest call for help is where I am
~I keep fighting my urges and starving myself basically while avoiding the sunlight and as much of the populace as possible
~He’s looking for the root of the problem...the nest
~Luckily for him, he’s landed in ground zero! Oh wait....
~Yeeeahhhh we meet when he’s hiding from the other zombies and reloading his ammo
~Seeing him, I immediately tell him to backup as much as I can(long syllabes and sentences) while backing up form him
~Curious, he scans me with his sonic and the answer is clear! 
~Using me, he learns how to unz-ombify ponies!
~We go on the typical quest and I fall along the way
~He denies his feelings for a while but we have a happy ending sometime after~
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Bartender AU
Bartender: Unfortunate worker
Regular: He’s a regular
~I’m working a part-time job
~He’s a flirty regular
~Hilarity and mishaps ensue....until we get in deep to feelings habfdf
~I’m his go to shoulder to cry on QwQ and I’m happy to help, offer him my house, and/0r drag him there if he passes out
~I give him the bed while I take the couch
~Thus, a friendship is formed!
~Kind of a sitcom but has actual DEVELOPMENT
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Angel and Demon AU
Angel: Hi, that’s me
Demon: Guess who~
~ You ever fall from grace and meet a demon before anyone else? Yeeaah
~We’re roomates and it’s WEEIRDD
~ Late night talks, parties, secret sharing, and puns galore!
~Grey morality, exsistentalism, GOD THEY WERE ROOMMATES and more! but supernatural
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Royal and Guard AU
Royal: He’s pretending to be royalty
Guard: Pony Guard for Hire
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Android AU
Android: Whoops android time
Mechanic: The galaxy’s best mechanic
~ Dissy is testing an AI/making sure it doesn’t become violent by pretending to be a hired on mechanic
~Naturally, he is still actually a mechanic but you know
~Instead, I’m an AI full of love and warmth and curiosity for him and the universe at large!
~At first, he DESPISES ME
~I remind him too much of his old self and he goes into fits of anger and self-loathing
~....and then I start to learn
~The wonders and joys of the world, vs the pain and suffering of thousand everyday
~It’s overwhelming! It’s terrifying! It’s too much! It’s!
~And that’s when I understand him for the first time
~The pony expected to bear the whole universe on his shoulders, collapsing under the pressure!
~From then on, we end up on equal footing and become fast vent buddies, to friends, to uncertain amounts of maybe something else?
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Cosmic Deity AU
Sun: Kii
Moon: Dissy 
~The tired Moon and Energetic Sun that meet sometimes and have a sort of slowburn romance
~With great power comes great responsibility
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kasunex · 7 years
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Yesterday me and @heiligelanze were bored so I made this trash complaining about P4. Don’t read if you like P4. Unless you are very chill about people hating on it. 
we talk about why p4 is not good. 
#1 - Boring characters
Yosuke: Wah wah small town is borin (why doesn't he just plan to move when he's older), also homophobic in way that suggests writers thought we were too. neck is too long. Also not closeted >:/
Yu Narukami: Stupid name, stupid design, stupid fuckin face, I hate him, no character arc or character at all, Gary Stu. Boring peice of shit. Also. Not GAY Enough >:/
Yukiko: Boring. Thinks she's trapped into being innkeeper when not at all. Never tells parents she doesn't want to or makes any attempt to change anything. Only other character trait is laughs (annoying)
Chie: Guyz I like kung fu n meat isnt that quirky, (bc apparently women don't like meat?????) also not gay or trans >:/
Kanji: Almost good. But misleads to think he is good representative media pushing artistic gay man strugling against stereotypes that gays rnt tough. Actually about gender roles but not well explored. Hinted to be bi at best. Atlus u fuckin cowards let me be gay for once >>>>>>>>>://////////////////
Rise: 2 kawaii. Gets annoying. Unwarranted, undeserved crush on main character you cant say no to. (But unlike p3 game doesn't make u with her but we will get to THAT LATER FUCKING P4G)
Naoto: Too good for game. Shoulda been trans tho. 
Teddie: Remove or kill. Annoying af. Tries to steal ur girl. Major mysognist (game is like lol) 
Mitsuo: Insulting to ugly people and to gamer fanbase
Moorako: Insulting to ugly people. Hahah who cares hes dead he was uggo lol
Hanako: Fat ppl r gross rite guys lollolollolllollolololollollololl haha she thinks she's atrratcievew lolololo fat pppl thinkin their hot lololololololo
Kashiwagi: She's old but busted except she looks 30 and treated as gross icky old woman when real teens would be like "I wanna bang dat shit on de desk"
Dojima: Ok I guess
Nanako: Emotional manipulation. doesn't die. unrealistically precious and mature. 
Adachi: Presents as awkward relatable BUT NO ACTUALLY EVIL OVER THE TOP EVIL MUHAHAHA because he couldn't just be a cool guy with a darker side, had to be ANIME CRAZY EVIL DID IT FOR THE LULZ
Namatame: Not built up enough, comes fuckiin out of nowhere
Izanami: Comes even more da faq outta nowhere (GUYS THAT GAS STATION ATTENDENT SHAKING YOUR HAND OBVS EQUALS EVIL OR PLOT SIGNIFICANT LOL) also rips off Nyx and does it shitty
Ameno-Sagiri: Comes even MORE da faq outtta nowhere and vanishes da faq outta nowhere, also irrelevant to plot and meaningless distraction
Margret: Boring af, no personality at all, Elizabeth was more fun 
Saki: Underdeveloped bitch, supposed to be so sad when dies despite not being shown for anythin but bitch also supposed to feel bad for yosuke when she dies even tho she hated him and he would have been rejected anyway seriously wtf
Marie: COMPLETELY IRREDEMABLE GARBAGE FIRE OF PANDERING TRASH. SHOEHORNED INTO PLOT WHEN COMPLETELY MEANINGLESS AND IRRELEVANT. GAME FORCES HER AS LOVE INTEREST WHEN SHE SOMEHOW MANAGES TO STEAL WORST GIRL FROM YUKIKO. ANNOYING TSUNDERE STEREOTYPE. MAKES ME WANT TO KILL SELF.
#2 - Shit plot
Boring af. Crappy tonal issues all the way thru. WAY TO SLICE OF LIFE WHO FUCKIN CARES. 
HEY IM A TRANSFER STUDENT JUST LIKE LAST GAME LOL. Everyone loves me immediately even tho im a lil bitch. 
Oh noes murder of some random chick we never met so sad ;~;
Meet Chie n Yukiko both boring af, immediately like me 
Yosuke is trash can, Mitsuo is creppy and wierd b/c gamers r uggo and uggo ppl are socially inept and suck
Bitchy girl shows up and then dies
Yosuke does1n't get dick wet (he wouldn't anyways but still) so sad 
See TV world, meet worst character in ORGINAL game (assult of bear puns)
fight dumb fuckin demon frog bc yosuke is bored (wtf is dis shit)
Chie is gay bUT NOT REALLY  
Boss of dungeon is too hard, someone went missing or something idk who cares
Meet gay but nOT REALLY
Chases u bc u judge him but NOT REALLY
Gets kidnapped, gay dungeon bUT NOT REALLY actually about gender and cuz he likes cute stuff means he's gay STUPID but actually he's not because gays r icky lol 
Campin time yaya the girls can't cook pffffft a WOMAN CANT COOK TF WOW WOW SO FUNNY A WOMAN CANT COOK WTF WHAT TEH FUCK and also HANAKO IS FAT AND That's' bad
HOMOPHOBIA TIME LOL KANJI IS GAY ARE YOSUKE AND YU SAFE IN A TENT WITH HIM? FIND OUT AT 11
Sexism next day when Yosuke is like I bought u girls sexy swimsuits and will now shame you to wear them ARENT I AN ENDEARING CHARACTER but no dicks are wet except with water (also vomit) including kanji lol abuse (also that could have seriously injured but never brought up BECAUSE ABUSE IS LOLOLOLOOLLOLLLOLLLLOLLLOLLLLLLLLOLLLL) Also game forced u/Yu to be sexist too fuck off game
Nanako is sad whatever who cares
Yosuke wants idol puss so yay idol but shes sad so we stalk guilible peepin tom who is the killer but NOT REALLY while adachi is quirky
Rise is sad that she doesnt know who she is or something fuckin idk STRIPPING TIME BOWCHICAWOWOW also teddie feels useless so everyone dies or smth
Teddie comes out of TV and is now human and annoying mother fucker, Rise is now not sad but KAWAII and Yosuke no longer wants idol puss idk but but IDOL PUSS WANTS BORING FUCKBOY YU DICK (not pandery at all, just your average sexy teen idol wants boring fuckboy)
Teacher is dead he was dick and uggo so who cares lol
Chase after uggo game lover nerd haha dungeon is nerdy game shit lol video games cause violence right guys? Didnt u know that video gamers are all ugly socially inept muderous pathetic freaks????? THATS U BTW UR UGGO INEPT MUDEROUS CREEPY LOSER FREAK LOL 
Also rise cums when you kill enemies 
Now murders are solved rite so lets have celebration!!!! Girls make omlettes but they CANT COOK LOL wasnt that so funny last time joke so nice they made it twice
Summer festival time Rise wants yu dick and Yosuke wants wet dick but teddie claims all three girls for himself and they go without protest despite not wanting to because they are STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS WHO KNOW THEIR PLACE AND KNOW NOT TO BACKTALK THEIR MAN (isnt this game so progressive) 
PERSONA 3 REFERENCES also underage drinking bUT NOT REALLY JUST SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE LOL also teddie stalks them lol also teacher books SEX HOTEL???? How wacky
You kno how muder was solved WELL NOT REALLY WHAT A SHOCK THE GAME HAD NO PLOT FOR LIKE TWO MONTHS anyways
Naoto is strong masculine manly mc man detective but gets kidnapped and is actuallY TRANS BUT NOT REALLY IS ACTUALLY JUST GIRL AND THINKS SHES CHILDISH OR SOMETHING but NOT REALLY ACTUALLY SHE’s JUST LONELY but not really idefk. Remember kiddies being different is okay!!! uwu (so long as you ARENT ACTUALLY DIFFERENT U FREAKOZOID kill urself)
Cultrue festival Rise wants u 2 do her in school halls balls deep but game doesn't let you????? lame 0/10 
But then YOSUKE FORCES GIRLS INTO UNCOMFORTABLE beauty pagent that they cant back out of even if someone else signed them up under penalty of DEATH AND RAPE (I presume) because yosuke remains such an endearing character BUT THEN girls get revenge by forcing him into drag contest and u and kanji too even tho it was only yosuke because the GIRLS ARE SUCH AMAZING FRIENDS lol girls are objectified lol fatty thinks shes hot lolllollollooololooloololoollolololooll0lkooolloollololoololol (game designers had to stop in order to finish laughing at own jokes)
then drag contest ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww grosssssssssssssss icky teddie wins because................a dude? PASSING AS A WOMAN??????? Totes not transphobic vibes none at ALL
then HOT SPRINGS SLEEPOVER at inn because there is just SO MUCH MORE FUNNY TO BE HAD (isnt this all so relevant to plot and character??? rich narrative very necessary part of story, game would be UNSALVAGABLE without it) 
Girls are bitches and think that guys are perving because hot springs doesn't tell them when it's time for girls to go? ?????? Great fuckin service amagi inn also why would the guys perv by just casually walking in??? Why why why why why qwhyw why why anyways they throw buckets at the guys and it's HILARIOUS and not at all uncomfortable, guys run away in terror and the girls are like YEAH GIRL POWER!!! Then they find out about mistake and apologize like good friends, people and normal humans would b/c even for pervin that was extra  no just kidding LOL They actually keep it a secret becausE LOL GIRL POWER STRONG RELATABLE FEMALE CHARACTERS AMIRITE WHO HASNT ABUSED THEIR FRIENDS WITHOUT ANY FEELINGS OF REMORSE OR GUILT LOL (also nanako saw that all bad influence on child)
since the friendships are all so wholesome and not at all toxic or unhealthy the guys totally write this off and try to explain themselves to the girls. NO, actualyl, since Tedide and Yosuke are still such ENDEARING characters they instead decide to molest girls in sleep RELATABLE but uh oh they accidentally molest fatty and uggo old teacher who looks 30 and then fatty and teach are like cool let's fuck and like REAL TEENS they are grossed out at being offered sex because yuck women over 20 and fatty also why are fatty and "old" lady hangin out anyway?? Apparently if ur gross u hang out together, b/c that's how it works rite. such grea t non contrivences
Nanako is dying whatever who cares 
Namatame then kidnapps nanako or somth who cares dojima dies but NOT REALLY
then they go to heaven because nanako is sad but nobody gave a shit narukami never cared to ask or try to keep her company isn't he just so GREAT and considerate to the girl being boderline abused and neglected in his own fuckin house no who cares BUT NOW WE CARE RIGHT GUYS
Namatame is cray cray and his boss design is uggo and bullshit
Nanako dies, Yosuke advocates MURDER because he is still SO ENDEARING and player has to chose EXACT FUCKIN DIOLOGUE WITH NOT ONE MISTAKE OR EVERYTHIGN SUCKS AND ITS ALL UR FAULT also in some endings you murder because fuck you 
but then if u dont murder NANAKO WAS DEAD BUT NOT REALLY but only if u dont murder so congrats u were emotionally manipulated into killing the mentally ill b/c ur so great good job
then it turns out Namatame you know how he was cray cray well turns out he wANST REALLY CRAY he just had plot-convient-tempo-insanity-itius as the doctors call it then u talk to him and u know how he was the killer? Welll...NOT REALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY he was actually good guy u almost killed innocent man fck u then u have three chances to guess killer and only u can and if you dont get it in three guesses you get, as the doctors call it, plot-convient-stupid-cant-think-anymore-itius and thus you run out of time and nobody in the world can guess except you and even over the next three months nobody can guess because who cares I guess lol 2 ppl r dead it turns out you know quirky relatable cop man well NOT FUCKIN REALLY he is actually crazy because he's bored and as everyone knows when youre bored you kill also he's sad that he doesn't have talent even tho he is sucessful detective???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? then god bullshit end of world or smth who cares
then everything is over also i forgot teddie disappears so sad but NOT REALLY
Christmas eve sex ( i banged rise on top of christmas cake) 
Girls can now cook character development girls learned how to cook 10/10 v progressive 
Then flash forward to three months later because fuck you and Yu is leavin because idk and the game ends BUT NOT REALLY ashkually you can get TRUE SUPER AWESOME ending if you are able to figure out that you have to go to junes for no reason except fuck you 
turns out the gas station attendent u know him? well he was super bored and he's actually a GOD WOWZERS so amazing did you know jesus was a part timer at a gas station????? NO??? That's why youre playing this sack of shit anyway humanity wants ignorance or so god says (sound familiar, Nyx??) and she almost wins BUT NOT REALLY Because yu has the power of frienship and you know that awesome scene of makoto fighting nyx? Well imagine thaT BUT SHIT b/c no buildup
for all ur xtra efforts u get teddie saying hearts are connected anime KH cliche (wasnt that so worth the extra bullshit dungeon) 
Yu is leaving SO SAD WHAT ARE YOU CRYING ABOUT P3 WUSS CAST? Your friend is dead? GTFO with those 1st world problems NARUKAMI HAS TO TAKE THE TRAIN TO SEE HIS FRIENDS THIS IS THE TRUE TRAGIC DRAMA WHAT COULD BE WORSE
THE END 0/10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
#3 - ASSULT OF THE CASH COWS
so p4 is gr8 rite m8? well no but apparentlly dumb 14yr old boys were like "omg this game half akcnowleges gays exsist so PROGRESSIVE also i can fuck mai waifu n have friends" and so p4 made a shit ton of money atlus saw dis money printin out and were like $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so dey were lyke "lets release a buncha shit”
Persona 4 The Animation: Imagine the same shitty p4 plot but with EVEN MORE HOMOPHOBIA!!!!! also racism!!!! plus MORE FAT JOKES!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahaahahahahah also the animation is piss poor shit!!! Doesn't this sound wonderful????? 
Persona 4 Arena: So Atlus was lyke yannao wat totes goes with our super serious and super "mature" jrpg seriess? Do u kno? BLAZBLUE!!!!! The over the top weeb fighting game!!! YEah son!!!!! So anyways a fighting game comes out with barely any playable characters??????? Great. Fantastic not the least bit fanficy character writing. Also, there is a plot b/c dis shit be canon. Dats right!!! Now you may be thinking "mmmm how does that work????" well the geneiuses at atlus say "B/C SHITTY P3 RETCON CHARACTER IS SAD ABOUT DESTROYING FRINEDS WHOLE TV WORLD BECOMES ARENA WERE PEOPLE HAVE TO FIGHT FRIENDS" and u may hear that and wonder?? "what deh fuck, wasn't tv world gone also when did this ever happen in p4????" to which fanboys proply accuse u of hating fighting games and behead u. 
So at this point in time, P4 is offically dead. It is dead as doornails. but atlus is lyke "Hey let's rape the corpse" and they release shitty remake on overpriced shit system nobody bought. You may be wondering "2012 didn't p4 only come out less than five years ago????" to which atlus says "shut the fuck up and give us money" hence P4 Golden
Persona 4 Golden: Added marie, inistant failure trashfire BUT WAIT!!!! THERE IS SO MUCH MORE!!!! Added events!!! 
a) Yosuke wants dick wet and will cum if he feels boobs on his back!! So Yu and Yosuke team up to get shitty dumb ugly bikes b/c they're sooooo cooool rite mitsuru? You and ur dumb motorbike p4 is the real mature game. Anyway. Then they go hit on girls and yosuke gets one!!! YAY!! BUT OH NO!!! IT'S ACTUALLY STUPID FATSO STILL THINKIN SHE'S HOT WHEN SHE'S ACTUALLY STUPID BC SHE'S FAT!!! She then sits on yosuke's bike and it breaks because lol shes fat get it get it get it get it????? Doesn't this add so much to the story??? RICH NARATIVE RIGHT GUYS?!
b) BEACH TIME!!! Because that's where the real compelling drama is!!! Anyway they go to the beach and yuckerbears kanji is in a speedo!!! Gross!! I hope yosuke doesn't catch the gay!!! Then teddie tries to molest the girls bc he's such an endearing character lol then kanji's bathing suit falls off!!!! How did this happen u may ask?? ANIME MAGIC!! So then they dress kanji in seaweed like birth of venus and girls scream and run. the end. 
c) Fireworks festival yay time ted-fiya so memorable. Yosuke wants to murder Teddie bc PORN so funny haha more fat jokes also teddie wants 2 bang nanako
d) Nanako is sad again whatever who cares
e) Halloween party!!! BUT NOT REALLY!!
f) SKIING TRIP!!!! YAY!!! P3 REFERENCES!!! YAY!!! Shiptease!!! Yay!!! Teddie steals food so Naoto advocates for his MURDER!!! YAY!! IF YOU DID MARIES SLINK YOU GET XTRA AWESOME DUNGEON!! ALSO IMPLIED RAPEY SEX IN THE SNOW BUT NOT REALLY!!! ANYWAY turns out that marie sucked up the ameno sagiri fog! What u thought it just went away on its own?? BULLSHIT!!!! Next you'll be questioning the ever so important role of NPC John Smith in creating Izanami's gas attendent disguise. Or NPC Billy Bob in giving Ameno Saigiri directions to the boss fight. RIVETING DIOLAUGE LIKE "is this like the part in movies where the bad guys lair collapses??????" WORST GIRL IS DEAD BE SAD EVERYONE ELSE IS U MONSTER!!! BUT NOT REALLY!!! INSTEAD SHIP FUEL!!!! Also marie is polite for half second, AMAZES ENTIRE CAST GREAT WRITING!!!!!!!!! dont u love it when ur friends treat u like shit? then there’s a lovely scene where the dudes perv on the girls who are sexaulized and marie attacks them. Riveting. Then they all died and we were all happy. 
g) New years eve. That is all. also new stupid persona evolutions that look stupid. 
h) Valentine's DAY!!! I bang Rise on the da beach!!! Also if u slink with marie at all she forces you to cheat!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!
i) OH, NO! Yosuke is going to have to move maybe idk wasnt he supposed to want to move??? idk shut up. anyways. to keep yosuke miserable his friends have to become a band in TWO DAYS!!!! How will they ever do that??? well guess what with zero experience the entire group becomes master musicians in TWO DAYS!!!!!!! That's right, it's that easy!!!! U 2 can become as good as Green Day in two Days!!!! not that they ever play again lol or ever bring this up again lol. Then the dudes jump into the crowd and lol the crowd dodges thme aand nothing is accomplished. 
j) New super awesome epilogue you only get if you slink marie even tho she isn’t there for 90% of it whatever the new designs suck
Anyway since the game isn't slice of life enough you can now bang rise in the movies and the hot springs also you can go out at night so exciting.
You can now force Naoto into sexy outfits against her will because isn’t it so cute when girls don’t like being objectified??? Also they molest her at the hot springs??? Also 
So yeah P4G sucks ass. But ATLUS didn't stop there!!!! OH no! Atlus then went on to make Persone Q!!! They decided this time to drag innocent bystander P3 as well!!
Persona Q: some bullshit about a dying girl causes the P3 and P4 cast to meet in a wonderful culture festival crossover!! With lovely gameplay and no regression in character!! Chie always had nothing to her past loving meat right????? Also yu can fuck the dog from p3!! isnt this so believable and not the least bit stupid or contrived? isn't it?? Isn't it???????? Not much to say its just dumb surely Atlus must be done now right?? RIGHT?? WRONG!!!!!!
 Now you see since P4G came out, OBVIOUSLY the anime needs to be partially remade! You may be asking, isn't the anime less than TWO YEARS old at this point? Why remake it? Did golden really have such a different story? No. 
P4 Golden Animation: Marie, marie, marie, marie, ten episodes of marie, never goes anywhere, confusing and boring af but look 16 yr olds in bikinis and nude and not totally shit animation so it's ok right? RIGHT? RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P4 at this point has been raped to death all over again and the corpse is still being fucked and they won't just let it die. BUT NO!!!! Enter p4 arena ultimax!!
P4 Arena Ultimax: B/c the first was so great, they made another!! Game so nice they made it twice!! but now the dark hour from p3 is back because idk we ran out of ideas. Also junpei and koromaru and adachi great. But guess what!!!!!! AWESOME NEW CHARACTER!! His name is sho!! He is the secret son of dude from P3, how is this possible? fuck you. Anyway he is so tragic and sad he hates friendship!! awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! :((((( But never fear!!! The p4 team will show sho the glory of frienship isnt this so interesting and original and great????
p4's violated, torn up corspe now has zero dignity left so atlus decided to reanimate the corpse with dead horse dildos and force it to dance 
P4 DAN: Dancing. Shit dancing. Nobody knows how to dance. Remember how P4 used to be about murder and accepting uncomfortable truths???? Well now its about shittily animated dances. Isn't this so great? Guess what we lean about the characters? We learn that they can't fuckin dance and watching them is cringy af. Also now the tv world is a dance stage because the tv world just does whatever the fuck we want it to. what if a characters shadow is a rapist, would they be forced to rape?? is that how atlus would make a porn game?? if we wanted to make a chess game a famous chess player who feels forced to play chess will then make u forced to play chess. .... so obivously, the P4 fandom realized that Atlus was raping their game and refused to buy it right?? RIGHT??? WRONG. They actually will castrate you with a rusty carving knife if you ever so much as imply P4 is a cash cow.
It totally is tho
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oooo hi!! can i requests for a matchup? i'm 5'7, straight, blue hair and a big smilee. i'm an INTJ, my sign is aquarius sun leo moon and gemini rising & i belong to ravenclaw. i talk a lot once u know me but some say i can be detached & unpredictable at times. i'm,,,, also weird,,, in a way that i say stuff weirdly without thinking. i hate it when people tell me what to do and i would always like to have my own way. i have a difficulty showing love thru words, shy when i like someone & i would-
stutter around my crush. love science ( major in chemistry) and also naps!! always exhausted but not at night. i like entertaining people with my jokes & i think rhat i have the best humor out here akdjajdjajdjs. my friends describe me as crazy, stupid and smart at the same time, stubborn, creative and a fun person to hang out with lol. i dont have a type i think i can handle anyone ( in the haikyuu world) except um… ushijima? because hes too serious sjjs idt he would laugh at my jokes.. -
thanks!!! i hope i made myself clear iejajdjwjj im sorry its too long u can take ur time :D!! thank uuuuu
if you’re interested in the astrology, personality types, Hogwarts house, please check out the rules!! I have included all the relevant links there
Girl we literally so alike istg also you so tall wat the hell is 170cm (sorry I had to convert TUT)
I ship you with Ennoshita Chikara !!
You’re stubborn, independent, you tend to shift between ‘ideal’ and ‘reality’, you’re creative, original, unpredictable, straightforward, you are determined and versatile. You want a smart boy, you need that intellectual stimulation, you probably look for an ‘equal’ when you’re looking for a relationship, you’re probably clueless when it comes to love and you probably want a reassuring companion who is willing to put up with your whims and keep up with you.
AND THUS, MY GOOD FREN, I ship you with Ennoshita! Ennoshita provides a very calming, assuring and reliable presence in the relationship, he acts as your ‘rock’ when you drift from reality into ideal mode. It is also canon that Ennoshita will probably end up being a director (genius director yeesh), he works in the artistic field where he is prone to encounter all types of weird and I assure you he will NOT be weirded out by you. I think he would appreciate a partner like you since he’s a director, he’s probably away for filming a lot (appreciates your independence), needs different inspirations (in which you are able to provide), and your ability to be original and creative will probably help build his career and push him further and explore different genres. On the other hand, Ennoshita will also help you push yourself further by giving you amazing advice and also be the shoulder to lean on when you’re stuck.
++Ennoshita does well in school and it is safe to assume that he understands most of your science jokes (eg: ARE YOU A CARBON SAMPLE BECAUSE I WANNA DATE U !!! him: yeesh stop) = number 1 intellectual couple #goals
NOT ONLY THAT he also really appreciates your straightforwardness, because he needs REAL opinions about his movie, and you know who doesn’t want to kiss the genius director’s ass and star in his movie?? Yes but you’re different you’d just say “I feel that part’s just weird like??? Wtf is going on” and he takes your opinion seriously = healthy relationship!! Also Ennoshita really loves the humorous side of you he uses your jokes sometimes to ease up the tense atmosphere on set !!! Also Ennoshita probably has an equally fked sleep cycle, so he’s always up at night with you and naps with you during the day uwu
HE TOTES KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH YOUR WEIRDNESS HAVE U SEEN KARASUNO LOLOLOLOL
Things he likes:
1.    10pm walks
2.    Subtle PDA
3.    Holding hands under the table during family reunions
4.    Face to face cuddling + yall talking about your day
5.    Mutual trust
6.    Individual time off, both of you probably need personal space, so yall would take time off to recharge yourselves individually
7.    Ice cream dates
8.    Napping when there’s a storm outside
9.    Domestic things like cleaning the house or grocery shopping
10. Making decisions together
11. Talking to your parents (lets be honest he’s like the perfect son in law)
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I will also ship you with (under the cut)
Futakuchi Kenji
He’s stubborn, provocative and an idiot really, he knows how to rile you up, but at the same time he provides you with that intellectual stimulation??? Futakuchi isn’t a big fan of affection but he shows that he cares with his actions (eg: breakfast in bed) he probably denies a lot (like you know, he deliberately woke up at 6am to prepare a breakfast in bed feast for you but he’ll say it’s because he was already awake) excuses we know you’re in love UWU!!! He lowkey loves cuddling but he will NEVER admit it. He also fixes things around the house which is super convenient, your parents probably ask him to fix their stuff, leaky taps, old car, he does it all for free (brownie points) and when you ask him why he’ll probably say “its for practice”. He will tease you A LOT!!!!!!! Because both of yalls are stubborn yall probably will fight a lot at the start, but yall will learn how to compromise and communicate with each other (–=+) so like this also improves your human communication skills.
As an ace and captain from a powerhouse school, he’s bound to have exceptional observation skills. He knows when your off days are and he will stick around to pamper you, like run a bath, give you a hug, less snarky retorts, order uber eats, cuddle with you, etc. He also understands that you need your individual space so just talk to him about what you want, and he will definitely respect that. Overall, a very respectful relationship + fun bantering. Also because Futakuchi loves volleyball a lot he is very likely to join a social team after he graduates, and he would absolutely love it if you support him when he plays.
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Akira Kunimi
He’s laid back, indifferent, emotionless, lazy, calm, efficient and smart. He has good observational skills. He knows when you’re down, and he’ll just move close to you. He dislikes loud people but he is a great listener, he might just chuckle at your jokes, but he appreciates them (in his bland life). He loves taking naps with you, and he lets you do most of the talking because he loves to listen to your voice (its defs NOT because it lulls him to sleep), he doesn’t really have a preference when it comes to things, so you’d be doing most of the decision making but unlike with Futakuchi, this relationship is really calm, almost no bickering. Kunimi respects you a lot and looks up to you because you’re diligent and opinionated (unlike him), but because of his love for efficiency and his lazy personality, he might just give you great advice (eg: how to write a simple but academically sound lab report withinin 2 hours instead of 2 days)  (A/N: YES THAT TOOK ME  DAYS TO COMPLETE ONE LAB REPORT PLZ DON’T JUDGE ME)
He’s also a big fan of cuddling and just playing with your hair, holding hands and staying indoors especially during winter. Overall it’s just a very calm and quiet relationship.
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I would also ship you with Kuroo Tetsurou !!
- nerd couple 
- bIG NERD COUPLE
- WEIRD INSIDE JOKES !!!!???? SCIENCE PUNS!!!!
- #1 ACADEMIC COUPLE 
- dates: making weird experiments (eg: lets titrate acid and something weird together and calculate the equivalence point!!!!! u: its probably impossible him: TEST THE LIMITS OF SCIENCE), watching khan academy (nerd), talking shit about orgo, trying to create a weird element (sorry hunny not that easy), reading nature (and hoping yalls will be on it), cafe dates + buying apple pie for kenma
- kenma, kenma like your son (u: kenma plz brush your teeth kenma: k kuroo: plz be my wife)
- roasting his academic papers uWU (hahahahahaha) (OFFENDED VOICE: CONFLICT OF INTERESTTTT) (cues kuroo groaning) 
- fun couple, fun amusement park dates 
- not using gloves in the lab >:( (tbh its been a long time since i used gloves in the lab lolol) 
- cuddle bug (loves hugging you so much )
- LOVES PDA
- has normal sleep cycle but is always down for naps (lazy cat kuroo) 
- loves your weird (tbh all academics are weird) 
- roasting each other
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YEET I HOPE YOU LIKE IT TUT feel free to send in more requests uwu!!!
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