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gracebethartacc · 4 months

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Hi, I just wanted to say I love yiur wish rewrite ideas so far! Your art style is so cute!

I’ve got afew questions about it.

What’s Asha’s role in the story? Is she an actual princess this time or is she Magnifico’s apprentice from the start?

I would also like to know a little more about star and Magnufico if you can❤️👍

AAAAA TYSMMMMM!!!! THIS MEANS THE WORLD TO ME

ANYWAY messy character/story ramble and some on the spot brainstorming under the cut:

I mentioned it in my first wish post but yes she’s still wanting to be the kings apprentice/isn’t a princess (but I’d say for the ending after the king gets killed off villain style she replaces him as princess so it comes full circle n all)

The main difference with my Asha is she has zero social skills/is shy/doormat, I liked the idea of how she was anxious before meeting with the king but youknow in mine I’m getting rid of the adorkable stuff from it. Like it emphasizes how big of a deal this is because she finally worked up the proper courage to speak with him.

I’m not 100% sure but I like the idea she only offers to be his assistant AFTER being turned down about granting her grandfathers wish, like I think she’d always want to be a sorcerer like him but never had that wish right at the forefront youknow? Perhaps after her father died she lost hope in that or just thought it was unrealistic etc but I feel like in the movie her having both of those motivations at once kinda muddled with things and definitely paints her as being a bit selfish especially considering this movie does just a reallllly poor job at show don’t tell like we never see Asha like studying magic or wishes or looking up to the king etc but we sure are told it a lot but just?? It definitely feels very cluttered and could easily be adjusted with just emphasizing one thing over another, so in mine I’d like to think either one of two things I’ve not decided yet but either 1: she hits two birds with one stone and goes to work for magnifico for a bit and only THEN asks about her grandfather's wish or 2: my previously stated idea of asking about wish first and doing apprenticeship work in exchange

I kinda prefer the first one a little bit just bc gives us some time with Asha and the king to interact while also giving time for another wish ceremony to happen in that time, and for her grandfather to again not get his wish chosen to kinda put a nail in the coffin. And in mine her grandpa is much more physically fitting for being 100 like man is going to die in like the next one or two years he doesn’t have very long HENCE haves emphasis on WHY Asha is so insistent on getting his wish granted bc in the movie sure she cares about him but we aren’t SHOWN WHY like no specific childhood moments or any clear close bond moments like I said just way too much tell and not enough show

not sure about her dad yet but I definitely wanna make him more prominent maybe he was magnificos apprentice or studied stars etc just something to give him more of a importance

But yeah so making her shy was a big thing in helping separate her from other Disney protags bc I honestly can’t really think of many outright anxious or people pleasing Disney princesses/Disney girl protagonists ? And because it helps with her arc of standing up for herself/seeking justice like it hits it home a lot harder as compared to “ooo quirky girl but now she’s cool!!” Like it felt very forced to me atleast in my opinion so here it feels much more natural, and helps her bounce off star more bc the goat was not it that wasn’t a character to bounce off of that was a trailer one liner generator.

So speaking of Star!! Bc you asked about him so yeah uhh not really much to say besides I wanted to combine the cute ball of energy personality that the movie had AND the bombastic energetic shapeshifter boy from the concepts so I combined them together to get cute starboy who rather than being full of energy is more so just easily excited especially considering star has wanted to visit earth for forever

I like the idea that maybe they never granted wishes or helped people was because Asha and her dad were the only ones who really wished on stars bc everyone else just went to the king. So Star hears her venting abt the king not helping her grandad at the tree asking for help as like a last ditch attempt and star recognizes her voice and grants her wish like ‘you wanted help? I’m here now!’ Type of deal

Ohhh another idea I actually got this from another post but someone had mentioned making the stars magic/wish granting work like the blue fairy from Pinocchio, in which they can’t directly grant wishes but instead give you the means to achieve your wish on your own (hence the bit in that art of magnificos ref sheet having the doodle of Star saying even star can’t grant wishes directly/take them, which is a huge deal bc if a cosmic being can’t do something that this regular ass guy CAN do then that’s a huuuge red flag (or… black flag ig in this case bc yk.., black magic lol))

My Star is basically just a rehash of the classic Ariel type character of ‘I’ve watched humans my whole life and it’s boring in space, I want to be human because I like them!’ But unlike Ariel he doesn’t stay human because star instantly regrets it after getting it granted because 1: magnifico manipulated star and just got god powers and 2: ‘oooohgpf this is overstimulation hell wtf wtf wtf I hate this this feels so weirddddd’

And another reason is because of the Asha foils/recognition of the self through the other plot of them two thus they get symbolism of appreciating what they already have and all :3

Magnifico I’m still brainstorming on but tldr I’m thinking he will be more manipulative than straight up evil/the full evil stuff just shows up later/it’s a slow burn

Like starts off being a little sus but ultimately well meaning and helpful, then bleeds into manipulation territory, then once getting star magic he just lets go of all that restraint and just is full power hungry villain, ALSO killing the book possession thing bc that was stupid and instead I like the idea he uses dark magic from the start but no one knows because he lies about it’s just because he’s the most powerful sorcerer/maybe he’s the only one who actually knows magic either bc of a ban or perhaps something about his old kingdom being destroyed maybe it could be a library of Alexandria thing of he’s the only sorcerer left around in that area shrugs but lots of fun to be had with him ! slutty evil kings are an awesome trope like I really wanna play on hubris/self downfall bc that’s my favorite kind of villain of ‘you could have been different but just dug yourself such a deep hole it became your grave’

Sorry for the ramble oof I just decided to let alphabet spaghetti fall out of my mouth and hope it turned into comprehensible sentences ok

#wish rewrite #wish 2023 #wish disney #a lot of this I implied or vaugly talked about b4 but now I get to go more unfiltered detailed over it #Rewrite the stars au #<came up with a name so it’s not just wish rewrite lol

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pryzzm · 6 months

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what’s up rankin/bass fandom it's time for a super-massive post because uhhhh i'm SO normal about twas the night before christmas

since the GOATs arthur rankin and jules bass are no longer here to expand upon the backstories of their characters i’m happy to do it on their behalf

i did a bit more wrt how joshua got into clockmaking and met sarah!! joshua being trans is uhhHH very important to me

i also decided to drop more joshua/mr. thistlewhite (thomas) propaganda 🤪 i took a drawing that i did last year and added six more to it

[[i love the idea that thomas is a banker and the thistlewhites move north because thomas gets a job at a bigger bank making more money and iggy gets to experience winter for the first time. he likes the neighbor kids. and thomas likes their dad ;3]]

the question is can a clockmaker and a banker and their wives and kids and talking animal companions really be a family?? the answer is yes of course.

[[reposting bc i really did post this WAY too early and i want the rankin/bass blogs who are getting ready to post again to see this]]

#spec art #rankin bass #rankin/bass #twas the night before christmas 1974 #the year without a santa claus 1974 #partial nudity #but there's really nothing showing besides skin

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testosteronetwunk · 6 months

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Even numbers please :)

2. i think all vegans except white vegans are cool. white vegans are just annoying and don’t know how to leave people alone

4. i genuinely believe that the goat man and dogmen are real. i obviously have absolutely no proof it’s just a better world if i believe them to be real it makes everything cooler and scarier. also the rake even tho he’s a creation of 4chan

6. yeah! u can see my current watch in selfies but all of my past watches have had see-through faces so i can stare into the inside mechanism. my current watch is from fossil and my sister gave it to me for my 19th birthday

8. yes i change into specific house clothes after i enter my house it’s just so much more comfortable physically and mentally. even tho my university is really nice it’s in a really gross dangerous ward of the city like if u walk 2 miles off campus ur in the trenches, and i don’t wanna track that filth and also bad energy around my house

10. i always ask for apple juice, the orange juice they serve on airplanes makes my throat itchy for some reason

12. answered this earlier but i do like shiseido, my mom has been using their skincare stuff for so long and she looks great, and i personally love their stuff even tho it’s all kinda expensive

14. yeah. i’m recovering from strep rn and my throat still hurts lol. i’m gonna drink a sip of wotah rn

16. i like it. there was this moment in my teens when my dad thought i *loved* it instead of just liking it so he’d only buy mint chocolate chip ice cream and since it was the only ice cream in the house i’d eat it all up and then that reinforced the idea in his mind that i love mint chocolate so he’d go out and buy MORE mint chocolate etc etc so

18. grapefruit yakult tea with normal boba and lychee jelly. i ordered it once two months ago and now it’s my only order. but when i was a kid (in the early 2000s when boba was $1.75!!!!) i’d get a peach slushy with lychee jelly bc peach is my favorite fruit

20. if i had to choose, probably cinderella (and cinderella 3 LOL) but i always preferred the CGI barbie movies from like 2006 like barbie and the 12 dancing princesses was so fucking good

22. yes! my emotional support water bottle is this massive yeti thermos my parents brought back for me as a souvenir from their stop in yellowstone national park on their hiking vacation when they hiked across literally everything west of the mississippi.

24. i use american english of course. i try to speak in the way that ppl in the late 90s and early 2000s would speak before california buttfucked the american dialect in 2010

26. id say my spice tolerance is really really high, but not as high as my boyfriends. whenever i cook curry i have to make two batches, one for me with a lot of birds eye chilis, and one for matthew with the ghost peppers my aunt grows

28. my last meal would either be vietnamese hủ tiếu with egg noodles AND rice noodles with extra quail eggs, or just dim sum LOL. hủ tiếu for life <3

30. idk what to say for this one but my bf bought me that humongous jack o lantern squishmallow for my birthday the other day and it’s so fucking good and i used it as a pillow during a family road trip to san antonio for the eclipse and that thang absorbed all the bumps from my dads awful driving

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hello-eeveev · 19 days

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tagged by @quinn-of-aebradore (and I was tagged in a very similar thing by @spottedenchants a bit ago but didn’t get around to it before this, so I hope you don’t mind me combining them!) thank you :D

Last song I listened to: “Sometime We’ll Understand” from the Lamb of God Easter oratorio by Rob Gardner. With the season and driving by a bunch of churches with Easter signs, I got real nostalgic for Easter music because there are so many great pieces. And Lamb of God holds a lot of memories for me because my dad was the lead cellist for the local production for several years, and I even got to take part one year. And it is just soooo musically tasty and I was just filled with energy listening to it yesterday. The CHOIR, the SOLOISTS, the SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA!!! If you remember me expressing my love for French horns a few weeks ago, Lamb of God played no small part in establishing this opinion. If you don’t mind Christian hymns, I highly recommend checking it out, and all of Rob Gardner’s work because he is truly one of the goats.

Last book I read: I’ve kinda started and stopped a few books recently, not for any particular reason just… idk. So instead I’m gonna plug a fic I’ve been keeping up with that published its final chapter last night: Judgement & Justice! It is such a fascinating and engaging work that explores the details of legally condemning Ikithon, the ways that the law can fail anyone, how even doing something you believe is right can be incredibly traumatizing. As one of the tags says, “the mundane horrors of the criminal justice system”. So good. I highly recommend.

Last film I watched: ummmm, yesterday I saw like 30 minutes of Wish after the school field trip bc the teacher was so kind and said, “nope. interpreters are out of commission. we’re watching a movie.” The music didn’t appeal to me too much, which sucks bc I LOVE Ariana DeBose’s voice. But I will say that the special effect art was sick and some of the character designs are cute!

Last TV series: uhhhh idk I watch a lot of YouTube. Drawfee, Zelda randomizers, that kinda stuff. and critrole obv lol :)

Last thing I googled: “peafowl”. I love birds and will infodump about them and I wanted to show my coworker how different peahens are to peacocks, and most people have no idea they’re called anything but peacocks.

Last thing I ate: ritz crackers and nutella. It’s a combination I wouldn’t have put together of my own accord, but in eighth grade, my friend brought some into history class and convinced me to try it and I’ve been sold ever since.

Sweet, savory, or spicy: Yes. However, savory and spicy go well together, but sweet doesn’t go with either. I have a massive sweet tooth and my mom raised me to have high standards for desserts, so when I have sweets, I want them to be to my taste. I like spicy food and I have a decent spice tolerance. It used to be higher but either adulthood or my anxiety meds reduced it rip :’(

Amount of sleep: ummmm about 6 hours? I should probably be getting more, but unfortunately sleep is boring.

Currently reading: The Thief by Megan Whalen Turner. I’m about halfway through, and it’s pretty enjoyable, but I hear it’s got a good twist later on so I’m excited.

currently obsessed with: you know it’s shadowgast lol. but more specifically I’m still in my How to Rest brainrot. I have a break next week, so I want to get the chapter 6 director’s commentary done and start working on the coda fic bc hnnngggghgg soft wizards.

I’m also obsessed with my cat. She’s turning 6 on Sunday and she’s been so snuggly lately! Look at her!!!

I always feel so awkward about tagging bc I never know who’s already been tagged, so if you want to do this, you are fully allowed to say that I tagged you 💕

#eve talks #kiki posting

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grenadineghost · 5 months

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hi juuuuune :) tell me about 1, 6, and multiples of 11!

YESS HI ty for enabling me :3 lots of these so under the read more

1) Uzumaki by the Scary Jokes

listened to this song 200 times this year. i knew itd be my top song. its just so fucking good and dreamy and tough and powerful. the incorporation of guitars into a scary jokes song is so fucking cool?? and the ENDING OUGH. it goes crazy fucking insane, its such a good spiral it ends in. its on london and izzy's playlists! its also just very perfect for my year. i spent a lot of this year balancing my friendships and wound up losing a really close friendship in a horrible falling out, and this song is about that kind of relationship. also its a really good song to kiss someone to. who said that

ok someone already asked for 6 so ill give you 5?

5) No Leverage / No Pleasure by the Scary Jokes

another scary jokes song! another one of my favs of all time! ough im obsessed hi. this was on the chapel playlist for those feelings of obsession and destruction and love. those were also feelings i spent a LOT of this year grappling with and this song is such a perfect outlet for them. this song just... rips up my heart. its so fucking good i adore this song hi. i have no doors ive torn through the walls ive ripped up the floors laid waste to it all

11) 8 now by food house

YES! A FUCKING JAM! i got to see this song live and it was so much fun - everyone went fucking crazy during IT GIVES YOU FUCKING MENTAL ILLNESS ough i adore this song. fraxiom was so fucking funny during the live show kghjl they asked the audience if we had done our homework and cleaned our rooms and washed our pronouns. anyways. this song is just so fun and silly. it's on my dnd character amy's playlist bc she's a stupid mischevous teenager lol

22) Hëłłœ Kįttÿ by Alice Longyu Gao

another hyperpop song i saw live that's on amy's playlist! this song goes CRAZY FUCKING INSANE hyperpop song in 3/4 thats just fucking relentless its fucking amazing the energy is so insane its not a song that most people would like but its so fucking good i made my dad listen to it. CIAO BELLA CIAO BELLA BELLISIMO! on amy and izzy's playlist for the contrast of hello kitty as a cute fem figure and INSATIABLE KINDA INSANE VIOLENCE BITING BITING BITING

33) Saddest Summer by the Drums

oh. i don't even know where to start with this song. its really important to me because it's a song i associate with my family - the name might be saddest summer but its super upbeat and i associate it with really wonderful summer memories. and its so fucking lovey! and this summer i was really missing my friends and put this song on a playlist for them - i kept saying it really was the saddest summer, bc i had a wonderful summer and also a really yearningpilled one.

44) Foreign Object by the Mountain Goats

WHY ARE WE GETTING EVERYTHING FROM IZZY'S PLAYLIST we're reaching the point where this isn't associated with specific memories its just a jam. i love the way this song casually sings about violence hehe and the end... the way it feels so beautiful and celebratory of this violence is REALLY fun

55) money machine by 100 gecs

the first song here that isn't from a playlist, i just listened to it a lot because its good! idk what else i can say its just a fucking jam. feel so clean like a money machine... this song was my introduction into hyperpop and i fucking love it the synths are just so fucking perfect and it has this persistence to it that i adore

66) Cheerleader by Sir Babygirl

SIR BABYGIRL! oh i love cheerleader so much. i could write an essay on why this is on amy's playlist - we're really hitting a few specific playlists huh - but the general idea is just this cute feminine aesthetic on the verge of complete collapse, and urging to be cheered on... its so fucking good. the "cmon, cheer me on!" part drives me crazy insane, its really fun and builds such a vibe

77) Cyber Stockholm Syndrome by Rina Sawayama

listened to this a lot this year because i had a final last semester where i wrote about cyborgs and we read Donna Harraway's Cyborg Manifesto in another class and also so there's this robotgirl who said that. ive also been planning a metamorphosis character relating to video games and obsession (the tetris effect) and so a song about obsessive love with cyber aesthetics? yes

88) Starstruck by the Scary Jokes

gotta get one more scary jokes in there. also from the chapel playlist, because that had most of burn pygmalion on it! im actually really surprised i didn't put this on the playlist for my friends considering that i call them my starlings. i mean ive been thinking about remaking that playlist now that our relationship has evolved a lot so, maybe this'll be there! its just such a fun cute cozy song :3

99) Feelin' So Matryoshka by (once again) the Scary Jokes

this was from emilie's playlist! i don't really have anything to say about this song other than it being a fucking jam lol its just GOOD it has the perfect beep boop bops. and i love how the scary jokes does lyrics ough its such a fun song

#thank you so so much for asking!!#airshipvalentine #asks

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dreaming-of-assclass · 2 years

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AH hi zaina hope im not too late but for the writing prompts: “Don’t cross the street yet, idiot!” with terasaka, yoshida + muramatsu if thats all cool? immediately thought of those three when reading it lmfao

LEE!!!! Yes omg ofc!!! also we have the exact same brain bc I thought of them too for this prompt 😭😂

Terasaka, Yoshida, Muramatsu + “Don’t cross the street yet, idiot!”

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“Goddamn, I need some sunglasses out here,” Terasaka grumbled, shielding his face from the bright glare of the sun. "Why is it so bright?!"

He felt sweat droplets forming on the back of his neck from the day's warmth as he shuffled along the sidewalk, slinging his bag over his shoulder while one hand continued to try and block the UV rays.

"Well, global warming is here now," Muramatsu pointed out from besides him. He was smart and adorned a black cap over his ruffled hair, although Terasaka doubted its effectiveness. The blonde's ears were turning slightly red from the heat.

"It has something to do with greenhouse gasses and the ozone layer," Muramatsu continued. "I can't remember all that crap, but Takebayashi was talking about it on Monday."

Terasaka considered it. "True. I heard about the ice caps melting and whatnot. Guess that's why it's boiling hot now when just yesterday, I had to wear a sweater."

A few steps behind them, Yoshida yawned. Obnoxiously loudly.

The other two stopped and turned to him with a glare. "Really dude?" Terasaka groaned.

"I already have to hear my dad yawning like that every morning," Muramatsu complained.

The biker shrugged and pulled his water bottle out. "Sorry, but it's way too early to be talking about melting ice caps and global warning and all that science shit." He took a swig from the bottle.

"Global warming, you dumbass," Terasaka sighed, although it was evident he was amused.

Yoshida capped his bottle and shoved it back into his bag. "Let's talk about that actually." He pointed in front of them.

Both boys followed in the direction of his finger, only to see a poster taped to a street lamp ahead. Terasaka walked over to read it better, while Muramatsu moved more slowly.

"Cooking contest on Saturday, June 14th," Terasaka read aloud. "2pm at Sakura Park. Bring your finest dish, ready for your skills to be evaluated by our judges. The winner receives a gourmet cookbook from the finest ramen chef in the region, Suzuhara Junpei."

He turned back to the others, an incredulous look on his face. "Well, damn. Finally, a great opportunity for the culinary arts around here."

Yoshida clasped Muramatsu's shoulder with an excited grin. "You're signing up for that. No arguments."

Terasaka ruffled his hair affectionately. "Yeah, you would so win this. Your cooking is the fucking best when you're making stuff outside your dad's menu."

Muramatsu just smiled sheepishly. "Thanks, guys. I actually, uh, already signed up for this."

"Huh?"

"Wait, really?"

Yoshida whipped around to face the poster again, leaning in to see the bottom portion, which he just realized was the sign-up sheet. And sure enough, Muramatsu's name was listed besides the number seven.

Terasaka grinned at him, impressed. "Well, shit dude, when were you gonna tell us?"

Muramatsu laughed. "Today, actually." He pulled off his bag and reached into it, pulling out two Tupperware containers.

"I decided I should make a curry for the contest, so I tried out two different recipes last night." He handed a container to each of them.

"Ooooh." Yoshida was almost salivating at the sight inside.

"One is a Trinidadian goat curry, and the other is a Pakistani dish called Chicken Karahi," Muramatsu continued. "Karma helped me get some spices and ingredients for both."

"So, he is capable of being nice," Terasaka murmured in surprise.

Muramatsu snickered. "It didn't come free. I had to make him a serving and promise to share my cookbook with him if I win."

"When you win," Yoshida corrected him. "Dude, this looks amazing as hell."

"For real," Terasaka agreed, already impatient for lunch. The container in his hands smelled delectable, and the taste would definitely match it.

"Aww, thanks, fellas." Muramatsu smiled. "Just try both curries at lunch and let me know which one you prefer, so I know which recipe to stick with for the contest."

He gestured to his bag, which Terasaka only just realized appeared heavier and more stuffed than normal. "I made servings for Hazama, Itona, and Hara too, to get their opinions."

"Alright, but I wouldn't take Itona's reviews too seriously," Yoshida smirked. "I swear, he's shitting with all of us."

"Are you kidding?" Muramatsu laughed as they began walking again. "I take his the most seriously. You guys enjoy everything but he's got refined tastebuds. I have no fucking clue how, though."

"No, but there's no way he can actually tell the difference between the taste of table salt vs sea salt," Yoshida protested.

"Nah, that one's obvious. Maybe you're just a dumbass," Muramatsu sniggered.

"Ok, alone, yeah. But when it's already mixed in food? No fucking way."

"They technically carry the same exact nutritional value. But table salt is really fine grains, while sea salt has the bigger crystals."

Yoshida kept up his argument. "But besides the appearances, there can't be any discernible differences."

"HEY!" They both jumped in place at the sound of Terasaka's bark. "DON'T CROSS THE STREET YET, IDIOTS!"

Both of their toes were right on the very edge of the curb as cars rushed dangerously by in front of them. The crossing sign light flashed red on the other side.

"Oh shit," Yoshida breathed, feeling his heart fall down to a normal rate. "That scared the shit out of me."

Muramatsu hadn't even realized how ahead they'd gotten during their heated discussion.

Terasaka finally caught up to them, a scowl on his face. "Watch where you're going! Two sets of eyes and you both didn't look at the road?"

Muramatsu tried to conceal his mirth. Terasaka's "mama-bear" energy was coming out. "We were-"

He waved them off. "Yeah, yeah, you fools were too focused on arguing about salt, of all things."

Yoshida shoved Muramatsu's arm, jokingly. "I know I'm right, by the way."

He scowled at him. "No way."

"Light's green," Terasaka cut in dryly, gesturing at them to start crossing the road.

They walked quickly down the crosswalk, as time was starting to cut short to get to the mountain. The sun was still beaming brightly in the sky, which was completely clear of any clouds.

"What would you two do without me?" Terasaka grumbled.

"Probably get arrested already for something, honestly," Yoshida answered.

"Oh, yeah totally," Muramatsu agreed. "Maybe breaking and entering?"

"Arson?"

"No, I've got it!" Muramatsu snapped his fingers. "Motor vehicle theft!"

"Yes!"

Terasaka slapped his forehead. "You fools..."

"Man, don't act like you wouldn't be the one to bail us out," Yoshida grinned.

He sighed, knowing they were completely correct. "You're goddamn right I would."

#assclass #ansatsu kyoushitsu #assassination classsroom #writing #ryoma terasaka #ryouma terasaka #taisei yoshida #takuya muramatsu #i hope this is ok!!#i know realistically muramatsu would def collaborate w hara #in a cooking contest #but for the sake of focusing on these three #i left her out </3 #im in love with the idea of muramatsu and yoshida acting like fools #and matching energy #like they totally would #i hope i wrote them ok btw #!!!!!

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forgottenroisin · 8 months

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Character Analysis

THE BASICS:

Character’s name: Roisin Malconaire

Role in story: Hot mess/Supporting character

Physical description: Emily Carey

Age: 21

MBTI: ENFP

Enneagram: Type 7 (the enthusiast), 7w6, 749

Zodiac: Aries

INTERNAL: THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR CHARACTER

What is his/her greatest fear? Being deprived and in pain

Inner motivation: To be satisfied and content: to have her needs fulfilled, to maintian her freedom and happiness, to avoid missing out on worthwhile experiences, to keep herself excited and occupied, to avoid and discharge pain

Kryptonite: Someone trying to control her (looking at you, Valentina)

What is his/her misbelief about the world? If she just accumulates enough wealth and fun and experiences she can actually live the perfect, flawless, pain-free life and give it to her loved ones, too!

Lesson he/she needs to learn: Oops, that’s impossible and money certainly won’t buy it! (Just ask Edmund!)

What is the best thing in his/her life? Her sisters!! Her home!! Fun and doing what she wants and exploring all the opportunities this life has to offer!!

What is the worst thing in his/her life? Probably her stepmom and stepbro #gross No, but honestly most likely the death of her dad if she was old enough to remember him :( Her mom, too, but I'm not sure she ~does remember her?

What does he/she most often look down on people for? Being controlled, being boring, an uncooperative spirit, a lack of vision, an unwillingness to help others (tho tbf her viewpoint on this is a lil skewed bc she often fails to see the things ppl need etc etc her heart is ultimately in the right place she’s just kinda spoiled and blind bc of it)

What makes his/her heart feel alive? Adventure! Laughter! Inside jokes! Exploring! Riches and excitement! A new frock! Poetry that inflames her emotions (yes, she’s def rocking those Anne of Green Gables vibes esp when she was little – cue her renaming Goat Road to the Way of the Shephard or smth more poetic etc)! Spending quality time with loved ones! Etc, etc!

What makes him/her feel loved, and who was the last person to make them feel that way? Her sisters were most def the ppl <3 Being paid attention to, being supported and shown affection, having fun, quality time, shared fresh air and experiences, shared laughter, etc!

Top three things he/she values most in life? Her loved ones, fun, security!

EXTERNAL: NOT NECESSARY, BUT GOOD TO KNOW AND SAYS A LOT ABOUT YOUR CHARACTER

What’s his/her favorite book, movie, and band? She’d love the Idylls of the King! Ivanhoe and pr much anything by Tennyson and Scott and all the other Romantic Poets! She’d also love Narnia and Pippi Longstocking and Amelia Bedelia and all sorts of fun, fantastical things as a kid! Re: tv Bridgerton would be a go-to, and, speaking of regency things, pr much all Jane Austen! I feel like the most recent Emma, P&P, and Persuasion would be her fav movie adaptations (and tbh she’d probs have more patience for those than reading) but she would loooove S&S just in general all editions of it bc she’d suuuuuper relate to Marianne and the whole sister thing would obv get her right in the feels, also Little Women esp the most recent Amy!positive adaptation too for similar reasons etc! Gilmore Girls!! Daisy Jones & the Six!! Florence + the Machine <3 Fairy tales in general!!! dua lipa, ava max, fleetwood mac

Is there an object he/she can’t bear to part with and why? She probs has, like, a bracelet or hairpin or smth from her mom that is hella sacred to her but tbh she probs rarely wears it, instead choosing to keep it in this tiny ornamental box where she knows its safe and tbh itll probs get burned asp and she’ll probs have a breakdown bc of it bc im mean <3

Describe a typical outfit for him/her from top to bottom. This girl is O B S E S S E D w clothes and far more so than i am tbh so i probs can’t even comprehend of the sort of sick fit she’d come up w but suffice it to say she’s always glammed out and rocking the latest trends and probs helping to set them too lbr i also feel like she’s REALLY good at, like, taking her mom’s old dresses and spicing them up to make them ahead of the latest trend or like even making smth completely new out of her bedroom curtains like they might not have much?? since they got an evil stepmom?? but even if so she still living that haute couture life! the best seamstress in the land tbh lbr! ;D she ~will find a way! and everyone will be drooling to wear that next week when she’s already moved on to the next look ;D

What names or nicknames has he/she been called throughout their life? Rosie to her sisters, Rose to her friends, Roisin to everyone else thank you very much

What is his/her method of manipulation? Lol, she’s the worst smh anyway that would be guilt tripping, judging you, annoying you

Describe his/her daily routine. Only gets out of bed when positively FORCED tbh and probs kinda cranky in the morning whoops but omg she comes alive at night and just out there having a stupid good time, def the life of the party type, pranking!! joking!! leaving Brigit doodles of Valentina's face after the latest prank lol, honestly she’s not really someone who holds to ~routine bc that’s the bane of her existence and noT exciting (tho she does actually lowkey thrive on one when its enforced so she goes on jags where she holds herself to this standard...and then gets bored of it or distracted by smth and lets it go haha), but catch her laughing and flirting and dancing and teasing and planning outfits and frankly being impulsive af #facepalm

Their go-to cure for a bad day? Pranking their stepmom w Brigit!! drawing!! whatever the medieval!fantasty equivalent of, like, eating ice cream directly out of the container while watching Gilmore Girls is, putting on her fanciest dress and going to balls and dancing w ppl who look at her like she’s the moon in the sky, probs actually wearing that bracelet/pin she has from her mom for once! making her sisters laugh! general escapism of every kind tbh, exploring awesome places everything from creepy forests to exquisite castles yknow!! new experiences and having fun w her loved ones in general <3 the medieval!fantasy equivalent of going to one of Gatsby’s parties, etc

CHARACTER GOALS:

How is your character dissatisfied with their life? Well, she’s an orphan w Valentina (fc: ANJELICA HUSTON IN EVER AFTER ;D) for a stepmom so…i feel like that kinda speaks for itself hahaha plus she wants to save herself and her sisters!! and obv she hasn’t done that yet so lots to be bummed about :/ fortunately, she’s got a handsome prince on the hook so things’re looking up in that dept! and she’s defffff not considering the huge possibility that ~that won’t last since his ambitious parents almost certainly have other plans for him than some rando orphan!!!! even if she ~is technically nobility (actually she ~does know this but she ain’t looking at that too close up bc she’s a world class ignorer of truths she don’t vibe with <3) Anyway, basically she’d love to be rich and just important enough to be consulted and included on fun things but frankly noT important enough to have to deal w the bad (but she doesn’t really think about that second part too much ngl) and have fine parties and intellectual but funny convos and be admired and adored by the glittering throng and make her sisters’ lives better w a wink of her eye!!!! but obv this fantasy existence isn’t playing out so!!! dissatisfaction!!

What does your character believe will bring them true happiness or contentment? Wealth and importance bc that’d allow her to solve all her current problems! of course, it’d also create a host of new and perhaps worse problems, but!!!! she does not consider this!!! in her mind, if she were wealthy and important she could fix everything and then it’d be all happily ever after for everyone a la a fairy tale!

What definitive step could they take to turn their dream into a reality? Marry Edmund and become a literal princess/empress so she can save her sisters and really stick it to her stepmom or, failing that (besides, it'd be pr cool to be bowed and scraped to and wear a crown and a pretty dress!) or marry pr much any of the other male characters so far that aren’t resistance members! bc she's looking to marry rich so she can save her sisters!

How has their fear kept them from taking this action already? Well, she’d be pr tied down as the wife of an important person and she values her freedom greatly! how else is she supposed to bask in her precious distractions and adventures? she couldn’t just take off for the woods at a moment’s notice or prank Amira (she’d probs be executed for that tbh ;D) or smth, plus – and this is the worst one in her mind – lbr she probs wouldn’t be able to see her sisters nearly as much and, gods, she doesn’t know how she’d ever, ever do w/o them! So! her solution? ignore all of this and just hope things continue 100% the way they are rn, forever, problems and all!

How does your protagonist feel they can accomplish their goal while still steering clear of the thing they are afraid of? Change, of any kind, is anathema! everything stays the same <3 failing that (bc inevitably that one’ll collapse around her and she knows this), marry someone rich and handsome and powerful who adores her and buy her way to success <3

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imperialkatwala · 2 years

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After a longer waiting period than originally intended, here are the results of the Rating Bunflower’s c!Phils survey! There was a total of 72 responses, though not everyone answered every question.

This is a Long Boy

Most diseases: Autoclave Phil

When asked “How many diseases does he have,” Autoclave Phil was given 43 votes (78.2%) for “All of them.” As he deserves.

Fewest diseases: Aperture Phil

When asked “How many diseases does he have,” Aperture Phil was given 25 votes (43.9%) for “None,” and zero votes for “All of them,” a surprising result! I guess the only illnesses this version of Phil has are mental.

Most scrunkly: Autoclave Phil

When asked “Is he scrunkly,” Autoclave Phil was given 48 votes (85.7%) for “Yes.” He was also one of three Phils who had the smallest amount of write-in answers for this question (only two), saying “he’s rather goated” and “he’s a rat.” The other two versions with two write-ins were Birdman Phil and Love Languages Phil.

(A close runner-up for this question was Bones Phil, with 55 votes (84.6%) for “Yes.” The funniest write-in answer for him was “No, but he’s pretty unhinged sometimes.”)

Least scrunkly: Aperture Phil

When asked “Is he scrunkly,” Aperture Phil was given 33 votes (55.9%) for “No.” He also had the most write-in answers for this question (seven), the funniest being “Yes so crubkles i love him can he be my dad please”

(A close runner-up for this question was Limelight Phil, with 32 votes (57.1%) for “No.” The funniest write-in answer for him was “No hes bendy”)

Most pathetic: Autoclave Phil

When asked “Do you think he’s pathetic (fond)?” Autoclave Phil was given 39 votes (70.9%) for “Yes.” He also caused the most confusion, with the highest number of votes (11, or 20%) for “I don’t know.”

Least pathetic: Aperture Phil

I’m seeing a trend.

When asked “Do you think he’s pathetic (fond)?” Aperture Phil was given 36 votes (62.1%) for “No.”

Most in need of a hug: IWHIA Phil

This poor man. When asked “Does he need a hug,” IWHIA Phil was given 51 votes (76.1%) for “Yes, and I would absolutely give him one.” Combined with the 14 votes (20.9%) for “Yes, but I would not give him one,” 65 people (97%) agree he needs a hug. Two people (the remaining 3%) said “I don’t know,” meaning not a single person thinks this man does not need a hug.

(The runner-ups: Limelight Phil received 34 votes (57.6%) for “Yes, and I would absolutely give him one,” and 14 votes (23.7%) for “Yes, but I would not give him one,” for a total of 48 people (81.3%) agreeing he needs a hug.

Nocturne Phil received 25 votes (64.1%) for “Yes, and I would absolutely give him one,” and 7 (17.9%) for “Yes, but I would not give him one,” for a total of 32 people (82%) agreeing he needs a hug.)

Least in need of a hug: Love Languages Phil

When asked “Does he need a hug,” Love Languages Phil was given 20 votes (39.2%) for “No, but I would give him one anyway,” and 1 vote (2%) for “No, and I would not give him one,” for a total of 21 people (41.2%) thinking he doesn’t need a hug.

Most confusing about hug status: Birdman Phil

I watched this result unfold with great interest, because all five answers were nearly perfectly balanced. It’s amazing. This is the most diverse response to any question on the entire survey, by a long shot. Look at this:

For reference, there were 42 responses to this question, so each vote is roughly equivalent to 2.3%. The 21.4% questions each had nine votes.

Specific notes for each Phil (My favorite write-ins)

IWHIA Phil:

Please describe him as an animal:

“A roach /pos”

“Picture the saddest f***ing rat you can and then break its legs. that’s him”

“Hamster bc they always die and always in really hilarious/traumatizing ways”

Any thoughts about this Phil in particular?:

“He has been through so much. I want him to go through more”

“Want to put him in pocket”

“Patpat, he’s not gonna be okay, but that’s okay”

“He’s literally so pathetic, I want to eat him /pos”

Autoclave Phil:

Please describe him as an animal:

[Almost unanimous decision that he is a rat]

“seven foot frame rats along his rats when he calls your rats it all fades to rats yeah he sees your rats and feasts on your rats, hey, we dont talk about philza minecraft no-”

“he is also a rat but this is one that lives in a sewer. stinky. stinky bird rat boy haha. he is a rat in my sewer and he eats the bread roll that the four year old down the street flushed down the toilet so their mother would not know they ate it.”

“hairless rat. wrinkly and crawls thru the sewers. also greasy tho”

Any thoughts about this Phil in particular?:

“THIS IS MY SON HE HAS EVERY MENTAL ILLNESS”

“*sung to tune of ocean man* garbage man, take me by the hand lead me to the land.”

“I'd like to poke him with a stick”

Bones Phil:

Please describe him as an animal:

“A drowned crow screaming as someone tries to dry him off with a blowdryer even though its somewhat enjoyable of an experience purely for the principle of the thing.”

“Crow. All shiny stuff is his and there is absolutely nothing that is strong enough to keep him from causing trouble.”

“He’s like a really wiggly white ferret”

“He's like a feral seagull. I feel like he would land on your head and just f*** up your hair”

“one of those ducks from the Dawn commercials. they get him all cleaned up from the oil spill then release him into the wild”

Any thoughts about this Phil in particular?:

“give this man a hug but also be careful mans probably has at least two undiscovered diseases”

“I think he has rabies and might bite me”

“hes honestly the best bun phil and i take no criticism because i am right /j”

“Want to grab him and give him a good shake. Put in blender”

Aperture Phil:

Please describe him as an animal:

“Idk but it def has anxiety”

“Husky. Friendsly and big and dad and huggable and swears much. Huskies would swear”

“a cat, but a more affectionate cat. he loves you but you still can't leave any cups out because he must knock them over. he loves you but that chaos cannot be denied”

“Cat but of the little guy variety”

Any thoughts about this Phil in particular?:

“he’s stinky fluff man”

“He needs to go back to theraphy. And give me one of those comfy hoodies. 10/10 husband and soulmate tho”

“he’s a dad! boogie woogie woogie!”

“Man deserves all the love he has. Needs more soft blankets and shiny bits and more hugs yesyes”

Limelight Phil:

Please describe him as an animal:

“a chicken with its head cut off”

“that one bird that doesn't shut the f*** up”

“f***ing peacock. show off actor.e at the rich. not him tho. limelight phil can stay.”

“He's just a sad little bird because he failed to notice his best friend was a clone and not the actual one for goddamn ages”

Any thoughts about this Phil in particular?:

“He has issues. That’s showbiz baby!”

“i think he deserves to punch bun in the face”

“If I bounced him he would make a bouncy ball noise”

“He needs a break. And a role in an action film, he could kick The Rock's ass to next sunday.”

“got taken out by a bunny couldn’t even predator a rabbit loser”

Love Languages Phil:

Please describe him as an animal:

“Pigeon bc littol dumbf*** cutest clingy boi”

“Dove. Absolutely adorable and very fluffy. Makes me cry with how much he loves.”

“like those little ants who notice their sisters struggling and go to help carry more weight”

“stupid lil. lil rat bird. rat rat.”

Any thoughts about this Phil in particular?:

“Want to tuck him into bed and give him a little pat”

“the happiest bun will ever allow him to be”

“Precious lad who needs all the hugs and shiny things. Deserves the world.”

Birdman Phil:

Please describe him as an animal:

“you'd think i'd say a bird but no he's actually a f***ing menace”

“A really bitey rabbit”

“Goose >:]”

Any thoughts about this Phil in particular?:

“Being a single father is hard. Being a good mentor, vigilante, best friend AND a father is ridicilously hard. Yet, he is somehow managing.”

“Eat the rich”

“I Am Scared Of Him /lh”

“confused rat dad”

Nocturne Phil:

Please describe him as an animal:

“That feeling when a chiuaua stares at you unblinking and u dont know wether it wikl murder you or come demanding pets”

“He's a falcon that gets hooded every f***in day and only gets it taken off when he has to go kick some ass or some s***, he's a birb that is meant to free to hunt and s*** but he's actually just being forced to sit in a cage and look pretty until he's actually needed”

“poor mistreated german shepard”

“He's a lost dog :(”

Any thoughts about this Phil in particular?:

“if found return to Technoblade immediately”

“i hope he kills all the bunnies he finds <3″

“Dream gives him his shots, no diseases”

“I require the ability to punt Dream into the f***ing sun and then give this Phil a f***ing hug”

#not gonna maintag this but ye #bun i hope you enjoy this #kat things #i had so much fun with this silly little survey

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the-cat-chat · 3 months

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December 23, 2023

Your Christmas or Mine 2 (2023)

James' father had invited Hayley's family to spend Christmas in a luxury ski resort in the Austrian Alps. However, after a mix-up at the airport, another turbulent family Christmas tests the couple's relationship.

JayBell: I actually disagree with Anzie about this one. I think the sequel is worse than the first one. Not by much, but a little bit. I don't even mind the whole mix up at the resort. It's completely unrealistic, but I can forgive it.

So why do I think it's worse? One of the reasons is that they haven't learned their lessons from the first movie. Communication is key! Yes I know it's because they need the lack of communication for the plot and the conflict but I hate the lack of communication trope. He doesn't share his big news and she doesn't share her insecurities about the childhood friend and blah blah.

The second reason is the big 3rd act breakup. Not that there is one, but how it all unfolds. It starts because our main girl thinks her boyfriend is being all lovey dovey with the hot, rich, childhood friend. Okay fair. But then she turns it around by making it all about how he's gonna want to be with a rich person some day, who can afford nice resorts like this one, and how she doesn't belong.

Ummm what? Sure she made a comment about how fancy his house was and stuff, but she's never shown insecurity in that way until right now. In the past, she's brushed off his wealth pretty easily. So it comes out of the blue and feels like such a random conflict that the movie doesn't build up in any way. Plus, it's not like her boyfriend has ever shoved his wealth in her face, made comments about her lack of wealth or families wealth, or ever had crazy expectations of how she dresses or acts. This could be a nice conflict in general if the movie introduced it early and developed it throughout instead of randomly having it be a big thing now.

And the way's it's resolved is grandpa being like "don't let idiots judge you etc etc" and then she's like "you so right grandpa" bam conflict over. No insecurities anymore.

A final note: They are NOT ready to be engaged. But if they release a 3rd movie, you know we're gonna watch it to see what happens. A wedding switch? Maybe a baby swap?

Rating: 5/10 cats 🐈

Anzie: This movie pulled a Chicken Run 2 in somehow be so much better than the o.g.- don’t get me wrong it’s still a horrendous mess- but as slightly annoyed as I was I was amused. First off let’s just say they STILL need to work on communication- and AND the whole accommodation swap thing??? First, just saying bc I haven’t a clue what it’s like in the fancy ski slopes of the rich but uhhhhh idk if there’s just air b&b’s that turn out to be shacks with goats?? Just give up your pride and say oh you know what’s a great idea if we’re all in one place! And mayyyybe then a certain idiot would need to go through someone bag and find something- and then immediately forrrrrooooogggger her bf and his dad share initials! But whatever m- you’d also think if it was your bf you’d notice - oh he doesn’t use this brand or oh these aren’t his clothes but whatever. And thennnn to telll your entire family!!! Noice. And I hate the Bea thing - knew that would happen. This ending was soooo much more chaotic than the last too and then and thennn they tricked us! Anywaaay. The toilet thing was absolutely sick- I really don’t know how these characters are meant to function other than chaotically. I loved that Peanut got replaced with a goat this go around. And that they leaned into the horror feeling on this one because again in real life this would be a nightmare.

Rating: 5.75/10 Christmas Cats 🐈

#movie #movie review #film #film review

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coco-goat-milk · 3 years

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Hello! May I request the kids with a Rengoku! Reader? I feel like his character’s overall energy would serve great with them, especially as an older sibling!

Rengoku! reader x Klee, Qiqi and Diona (platonic)

Pronounce: She/him/they, no pronounce mentioned so i won't either!

Warning: Slight spoilers for Rengoku, Qiqi and Diona, Mentions of alcohol, Mentions of Ganyu x reader

A/n: Moshi moshi~ cutie, Yes i agree! I really think this dynamic is adorable<3 Oh and I'm back everyone, and I'm sorry it’s so short :)

Reblog, comments and likes are highly appreciated!!!

Klee

First time meeting:

When you first arrived in Mondstadt to help the knights of favonius bc they are lazy you also got introduced to Klee, at first you were shocked that a child was a knight.

She was immediately amazed by you, first of all you look so cool! Second of all you were very...uh.. bright.

She immediately ran up to you asking for your name.

You were immediately enamored with the cute child and decided that you would surprise adopt her.

When you two get closer:

ARSON

No but seriously whenever she blows up fish in the lake you would just encourage her. Basically you stand beside the lake and laugh brightly while she blasts fish into oblivion.

Each time she sees you she always runs towards you expecting hugs!

She also loves playing with you whenever you can, mostly it involves fish blasting or searching for flowers.

She loves it when you braid her hair, especially when the two of you take a picnic and she makes a flower crown.

She really loves listening to you talking about all your fight stories, she will boast about you to the other knights about how cool and strong you are.

Whenever you two get something to eat and you yell “UMAI” in the beginning she is kinda shocked but soon after she joins in.

Whenever she eats anything and it tastes good she yells “UMAI” it has become a habit for her. The first time she did it people looked at her scared but she just kept going.

Whenever she is confinement she draws pictures of you and her together <3

She also likes to play games with you like tag and hide and seek, she also enjoys watching you fight.

You always make sure that she doesnt hurt herself nor cry, so that often leads towards her getting her way with you. (i mean bombing fishes and such)

She really enjoys your warm and big cuddles<3

When the two of you walk through Mondstadt she always asks for you to hold her, and who are you to deny that! You always place her on your shoulder while the two of you laugh brightly.

Klee really wants to cook or bake with you, and she wants to wear matching aprons!

Kawaii (人◕ω◕)

Oh and the two of your aesthetics match it’s adorable :3

Qiqi

First time meeting:

She questioned the honesty of your bright smile-

But she soon understood that everything about you was sincere.

She really liked how honest and nice you were, she hadn't felt that joy in a long time :/

You thought she was adorable, she reminded you of your own little sibling.

Snek man was busy so you took Qiqi outside to play <3

She liked you very much even though she forgot your name a lot of times :p

When you two get closer:

She doesn't really remember people that much but she remembers you! Because of your bright smile and bright aesthetic.

And she always tries to scribble as many details about you down in her notepad<3

She really enjoys the concern and honest love you give her.

unlike someone else who is fake asf

She always looks forward to your visits :)

Since you yourself have a little brother you can take good care of her, she is a little different then other kids but you still treat her like one!

She is very happy with that although it's not really obvious, you know she is!

It's kind of funny how your personalities contrast each other-

You are very protective over her. When she told you about Hu tao, you would rescue her

Sometimes she questions how you can be so enthusiastic.

She doesn't really ask you for a lot of things, but she sometimes asks you if you bought her Coco goat milk (my username ;) and whenever she asks for something you bring it to her in a heartbeat<3

The first time you looked for Coco goat milk you found this beautiful girl, the girl was honestly shocked by your slightly obnoxious behavior but she found you cute and really sweet. She helped you search for ‘coco goat milk’ but it ended up being coconut milk.

Now everytime you visit Qiqi you bring her Coconut milk, she will have this small cute smile on her face. Which makes you smile even more oh my how bright can you get?

You like to bring her to walk around Liyue, you always hold her hand so she doesn't get lost. People sometimes get scared because of your loud voice booming over anyone else's.

She likes to take picnics with you and Ganyu, it gives her this unfamiliar but happy feeling of family!

Qiqi is lowkey a matchmaker for you and Ganyu, she makes the two of you hold hands and while Ganyu lowkey dies with a red face your laugh is as bright as the sun.

Your bright and happy presence always manages to give Qiqi a small smile on her face.

Whenever she is sleepy while you two are away you pick her up and try to be as quiet as possible.

Diona

First time meeting:

In the beginning she didn't like you because she thought you drank alcohol, but then you just asked for a normal drink?? What, how is that possible…

When you found out that basically a kid was working in a winery, you thought you were drunk.

Like honestly why is a kid working with alcohol, anyways you decided to ignore him since y’know Genshin logic.

She was kind of rude in the beginning until you decided to just order some drink without alcohol, suddenly she was kind of you.

You really sat there like ( ´･‿･`)?

Anyways, you decided to spend time with the kid because your caring sibling side decided to act up.

When you two get closer:

You don’t drink alcohol whenever you are with her, she appreciates it so much but she doesn't say that ofc.

She huffs whenever you pat her head but she secretly loves it <3 She expects headpats whenever the two of you meet up.

She really wants to go hunting with you as well, and when you show off your strength she will be so amazed :3

^You are now officially her idol, she looks up to you so much.

Diona wants you to teach her tricks with her sword, because the moment she saw you fight with your sword she was enamored.

You do not like her dad...honestly who does..but anyways you full on ignore him and try to ignore him as much as you can. Because of that you are pretty protective over her as well.

She actually enjoys it whenever you bring her gifts, quite likes it when you gift her plushies and bring her homemade sweet potatoes.

Was very embarrassed when you yelled out ‘UMAI’ and scolded you for it, but when someone looks at you weirdly be ready for a hissing kitty with her nails bared at the person.

She doesn't like it when others take away your attention, Diona will attack those people.

(omg im so sorry but i don't have more headcanons-)

#genshin klee #klee x reader #genshin qiqi #qiqi x reader #diona genshin impact #genshin diona #diona x reader #genshin impact x reader #genshin x y/n #genshin fluff #genshin x reader #genshin headcanons #ganyu x y/n #ganyu x reader

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babydarkstar · 2 years

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ezra hcs pt.2

hey friends! i wanted to post some more hcs since the other one had a good reception and ive just been on an ezzie kick <3 tagging some fiends who interacted with the last one: @floraandfrost @safe-teycar @tuskens-mando @pedros-mustache @cannedsoupsucks @jk7789

@queenofthefaceless @ezrasbirdie @doin-stuff @marydjarin @tenderwhat @fic-appointment @pix-writes @beautyagegoodnesssize @goat-monarch @mir-osik @mando-abs @ladyinthefrozenlake @iamskyereads

nsfw!

-space cowboy

-“bunny” “brat” “pretty baby” “honey” “darlin’”

-likes when u call him ‘baby’ like he MELTS

-writes random thoughts on any free scrap of space he can find. flight manuals, scoring pamphlets, travel booklets, other novels.

-keeps tampons in his cargo pocket for cee

-reads a lot but not as obsessively as you would think. it’s more than the normal amount for sure but he’s slower because he takes time to analyze chapters/sections and do outlines and excessive shit for them. but it’s how he’s so smart so u don’t question him, especially bc he leaves notes for you when he reads a book and plans on giving it to you. he has an entire section in his analyses dedicated to parts or words or excerpts that reminded him of you <3

-cuddler. aside from words of affirmation, physical touch is his love language. he is always touching you in some way or another, at least if you’re comfortable with it. because of his past, he’s constantly on guard around you to keep you safe. he will sleep with his face buried in your neck because he can’t get close enough.

-big time fan of cockwarming. like. ultimate fan. he loves the closeness, he loves being able to feel you twitch.

-daddy kink

-ride or die bitch when he finds his people. he will kill for you. no questions asked.

-his parenting style is “watch and learn all the bad stuff from dad so you at least know how to get away with it”

-likes to sing. is he good at it? yeah, he is actually. but he’s surprisingly shy about it and it’s really cute so you don’t tease him abt it too much. he’ll hum to himself while walking or working (and then he’ll sing to your baby too)

-paints his nails when he has the polish (usually black but sometimes red or like a dark green ;))

-used to wear eyeliner for fun but he’s too broke for that shit now so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

-likes to hug. sometimes people get a knife in the back. but he genuinely likes hugging. he’s a physical person, he thrives off of touch. he always rubs your back at the spot ‘where your angel wings sprout’ (alternatively he will pet your head and then rub the spot ‘where your devil horns grow’)

-he is mean and a bastard and a criminal and a tyrant, yes. but he is also very romantic and super soft when he’s in love.

-forehead kisser !

-biter (affectionate)

-a relationship has lots of laughter and joking and smiling and joy // but it also has a lot of turmoil and uncertainty bc of his lifestyle

-dirty joke master

-love letter man - then when he can’t write bc of his arm he becomes a performer of improvised poetry—for you—because you’re all he can think about and if he can’t write it then he must speak it - and he eventually forces himself to learn to write left handed because he misses leaving you little notes

-prefers to not resort to violence but he will if he has to

-will go down on you until you’re begging him to stop. loves to go above and beyond for you

-obsessive personality. aurelac. knowledge. credits. drugs at some point. pursuit of adventure. adrenaline junkie.

-yes he’s a talker but he’s also a conversationalist. he’s engaging and fun to speak with, it’s not just one sided. (he can make it one-sided tho just to piss people off. he can talk about himself all fucking day baby.)

-many enemies. but he also has many connections/friends/alliances bc he’s so sociable. for every person that wants to kill him, there’s two more that’ll help him get away by the skin of his teeth.

-sociable but really likes to have one or two instead of a crowd. he adores his chats with you and cee the most, because you’re his people. he doesn’t have to mollify you with fancy words or try to impress you with his unending knowledge; he can just be himself without worry

xx anya

#ezra prospect #anya writes #happy saturday #ezra prospect x reader #ezra prospect headcannons #my beloved <3333 #i love and cherish ezra as though he is a real person. this is a problem

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beomglocks · 3 years

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what soobin is like as a boyfriend

warnings & other: none i just love him but let’s be honest who doesn’t, this gets cheesy in some parts bc he just gives off stereotypical kdrama bf vibes but guys he’s the one

w/c: round to 1k

ok first off

sorry if i rant soobin is my baby so ofc i think he’s the perfect boyfriend

he’s so

ugh

ok when you meet him he’s a shy boy

like really won’t wanna look you in the eye

ok like super fucking awkward

like painfully and you’re like “hahah ok that’s cute”

that only applies if you look intimidating tho

if you’re one of those people who’s blessed with not having resting bitch face he’ll be flirty

well you know..

he has his own methods of being flirty

he’s charming in his own way

probably does what yeonjun does but more subtle

stares

will stare at you

and when you make eye contact he smiles and rubs his lip with his finger DJSJSKDK PLZ

alternatively: looks away, purses his lips with a smile, ears get red, looks back up to you already looking at him then he waves

youre left like

“omg he’s so fucking cute”

ok but actually like he will reel you in without you even knowing

next thing you know you’re laughing at his lame ass jokes

god forbid you think he’s funny

“you think I’m funny? well we should date” :)

wait im pretty sure he said he doesnt go after someone unless he knows they like him back

tbh he’d probably wait until you make the first move

or wait until you show interest or else he’ll just hide his feelings

you have to bring him out of his shell

once you do...oh boy

100% never leaving you alone

always telling you how much he loves you

he’s the sweetest

teeth rotting sweet

i feel like he would slowly open up to you during the relationship

he’s not like automatically into it if that makes sense

shy to initiate things at first

such as kissing and touching

asks you if it’s ok first

we love consent

free samples kind of guy

dont take him to an ice cream shop or shops in general

he will devour the free samples

next thing you know you’re leaving with goat cheese and the newest ice cream flavour

he gives hopeless romantic vibes

would want to bake with you in the kitchen

and i know this sounds cliche but

flour fight

he’s cute with it at first

just rubs some flour on your nose then next thing you know

“we turned our dog white”

he’s a simple man

however

he probably spoils you

but not like expensive item type of spoiling he isn’t extravagant

god forbid the price range of any of the items he buys you exceeds his actual paycheck

cute gifts that you’ll actually use and cherish

i dont see many fights happening with him tbh

maybe if you question his leadership choices then i can see a fight happening

for example if you think he couldve handled a situation better in a certain way and you point that out to him he’ll get all defensive

“im the leader of my group dont tell me what you think is best for my group”

then you’re just like “well shit fuck you too i was just tryna help”

i can see him distancing himself after a fight if you’re also feeling a bit aggitated

doesn’t talk to you until it’s literally 2am and neither of you are sleeping bc yall always cuddle and you’re not cuddling him

he’s always the first one to say sorry

my god he makes fun of you so much

not on a beomgyu level though

more of a “if you say something silly i will make you feel so dumb for the rest of the day” kind of clowning

wow jealousy

i feel like he’s not super jealous unless he feels threatened

everything was fine until the fire nation attacked

once he sees you getting a little too buddy buddy with someone else he’s like nah i gotta shut this shit down

he’s humble but once he’s jealous he’s all braggy to make himself seem above who ever was trying to get at you

“yeah i think we ALL-”

boy do you have to comfort this big baby

he’s sensitive :(

hold him and rub his head on his off days

tell him he’s the best boy and it doesnt matter what anyone else thinks screw them

he laughs like

“shouldnt i be comforting you?”

soooooooooo sappy

cliche asf boyfriend

buys you flowers

if he could he would be doing the whole radio outside your window thing (side note: yeonjun would too be he’s whipped asf)

college bf (we saw it coming)

see also: college bf who helps you in what he can and tells you to screw math bc you don’t need it anyways

shows up at your school or job after his practice

everyone loves him

everyone

you gotta be on guard 24/7

i wouldnt say you’d be insecure per se but soobin definietly lacks awareness when it comes to being flirted with

he recognizes others advances but laughs awkwardly, forgetting to tell the person he already has a partner

~cue mild argument~

at the end of it all he’s like “dont worry i only like you jeez”

if he’s working on a song he asks for your input

or rather how would you interpret a certain emotion that he isn’t able to convey

just to joke around, if he has to write a song about heartbreak but neither of you have been through that he’ll be like

“well there’s a first for everything :)”

soobin 100% takes the time to learn about your culture

he’s invested what can i say

introducing you to the other members isn’t THAT bad

but they definitely clown soobin

txt: “how come your partner is cooler than our own leader”

“maybe they should lead us instead” (joke)

soobin’s like fuck yall i can be cool :(

always send you cute selfies

with messages along the lines of

“i miss you :((((”

“bring ice cream on your way back!”

“be safe tho xxx”

he gives embarassing dad vibes

you can’t introduce him to your friends !

since he has you around he isn’t too shy and once he engages in conversation you better pack your bags

he’s trying to be funny (keyword: trying) but really it’s just your friends laughing to not make the hot idol bf not feel bad

you help him with his script for music bank

speaking of music bank

yes, yes, you are clowning him like the rest of txt and he comes home like

“not you too :(((((((”

hueningkai

my goodness hueningkai

yall tussle over soobin’s attention

sometimes it feels like youre sharing soobin with kai

you love them both but youre like “kai sweetie it’s cold and i wanna be the one to cuddle my bf so please”

speaking of cuddles

best cuddles

ones where he’s wearing a really comfortable sweater that’s actually nice material and your face gets buried in his chest

his limbs will be tangled in yours no doubt

but wow he’s so warm you almost never wanna let go

they don’t call him “home” for nothing

tall boy

makes fun of you if you’re shorter than him

yes he does tease you by placing items on higher-than-you-can-reach shelves

kick his shins he’ll give in

you: ”hows the weather up there”

him: “nice actually but you wouldnt know now would you :)”

tell him your problems, tell him anything

he will listen

and i mean let-you-ramble-for-hours kind of listen

but at the end of it his input is always valuable and he isn’t judgemental

he’s a good listener and gives good advice!!!

he’s not the leader for no reason put some damn trust in him!

#choi soobin #soobin #soobin imagines #fluff #soobin reactions #soobin drabbles #soobin drabble #soobin fluff #txt imagines #drabble #tomorrow x together imagines #txt headcanons #soobin headcanons #txt reactions #txt scenarios #soobin timestamps #soobin fic #soobin x reader

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dastardlydandelion · 3 years

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So...what kind of horror movie would you write featuring the Hargrove/ Mayfield family? (That you haven't written already lol)

oh boy, u may regret asking me this bc i am indecisive af and i can’t pick just one!

two that i'm actually writing are max as (g is for) ghostface killer in the abcs of neil’s death and also the max + tory nichols werewolf movie fic outlined here. also some more misc gorror junk bc i’m a demon and esp horny for susan wearing blood splatter. but more ideas commence below:

horror movie #1: another creature feature! awhile back @lucdarling sent me an ask abt max + billy hiding smth from susan and her like, playing along, pretending she doesn't know, and one of the scenarios that popped in my head was them keeping a baby bat as a pet. max finds it and she’s only like six or seven, and she thinks it’s going to turn into a vampire. so here is that scenario except horror edition: baby bat is actually a vampire type creature. not rly a vampire like, what’s prolly popping into ur head, like an undead human like dracula or smth, but like a bat monster that sucks blood.

billy being a lil older doesn’t actually think the bat is going to turn into a vampire. he makes fun of max for believing this, but he helps her take care of it anyway bc he thinks it’s cool. susan, like in the non-horror version, knows abt the bat but plays dumb bc she’s feeling a lot of guilt abt max’s difficulty adjusting to the blended fam (as of rn tho, neil has yet to reveal his abusive nature. the red flags are not yet red, more of a brownish maroon, and he is on his best behavior almost all the time, showering susan + max with affection and keeping the swears out of his mouth when he scolds billy in front of them) and knows the lil furry baby makes her happy. she tacitly cleans up after the bat whenever the kids miss a spot (bats poop a lot, dude) and distracts neil, deterring him from discovering it whenever he gets close.

baby bat gets rly big rly fast. and the older it gets, the more it starts to look monstrous. it still has bat features but it’s just like, different. its fangs grow suspiciously long, its hooks grow suspiciously long. its feet are elongated. a dorsal ridge emerges from its spine, spikes at first just flesh but soft fur rather like peach fuzz eventually sprouting. billy catches on that smth is strange abt this animal when it's as long as his forearm after two wks and still growing. he nearly shits a brick when the bat is clinging to his sweater one day and he steps in front of a mirror and only his reflection looks back at him— no bat.

max laughs at him all like, “stupid brother, ofc there’s no reflection. nosferatu is a vampire, vampires don’t have reflections.” 😂

susan catches a glimpse of the thing when nosferatu crawls out of the home max built it in her closet the same wk billy realizes it doesn’t have a reflection, and also almost shits a brick. she doesn’t know what it is, but it’s NOT a fucking bat. not a normal one, anyway! cue a comedy scene where she’s chasing it around the house with a butterfly net and it’s always one flap *ba dum tss* ahead of her, flying just out of reach. she suddenly regrets not getting rid of it sooner, scolding herself for ever allowing her daughter to keep a wild animal.

she can’t catch it. max comes home, susan tells her she needs to get rid of it. max cries, flips her the bird, refuses. billy tho…billy has mixed feelings. he loves nosferatu but he’s worried it’s going to get dangerous. he loves his dad and his dad is dangerous too. he’s stressed out enough, always on edge, knowing that one way or the other, neil is going to hurt him again. he’s already waiting for his dad to hurt him, he doesn’t need the added stress of waiting for nosferatu to hurt him too. and while max is 100% nosferatu’s favorite, it likes billy too. billy’s been handling it since it could fit in the palm of his hand, it trusts him much more than it trusts susan and doesn’t know any different when billy takes it out of the closet when max isn’t around.

billy frees nosferatu at an abandoned farm. there are always bats flying out of the old silo adjacent to the dilapidated barn. while he knows nosferatu isn’t a *normal* bat, it’s still bat like enough that he thinks it might make friends and be happy here…

yeah, that doesn’t stick. before long, nosferatu is feasting on that colony. leeches the blood out of a couple bats nightly. the number of bats increases with nosferatu’s size. meanwhile, max mourns her missing friend. she’s sullen af and won’t speak to susan at all. she thinks susan is the one who got rid of nosferatu. billy never fesses up and susan doesn’t contradict max’s assumption bc she wants the step-siblings to get along.

neil, meanwhile, is getting more comfortable. those maroon flags are slowly but surely brightening to scarlet. he starts sabotaging susan’s plans with her friends, trying to keep her around the house more and more, quietly but steadily eroding her relationships with other people. he’s getting more visibly aggressive when he disciplines billy. he curses him out with a virulent venom that dunks susan’s stomach in ice water and scares max so badly, she runs to susan and hides behind her even though she’s still so mad that susan got rid of her beloved baby vampire.

nosferatu’s appetite surpasses what the bat colony can offer. it’s like the size of a ten yr old human child now. fucker’s big. it doesn’t just have fangs on top, but tusks on bottom. it can’t go out in the sunlight anymore, the sun sears its flesh. it misses max a lot and before, it wasn’t strong enough to fly back to her house. but now it is. it’s extremely strong, actually.

so bc it's hungry, nosferatu grabs a snack along the way. some nameless rando, it swoops down and sucks dry. nourished and much happier, nosferatu makes its way back home. patiently waits outside of max’s bedroom in the moonlight, tapping its hook against the window until she wakes up. initially max is a lil startled— nosferatu looks so different, there’s a beat before she recognizes it— him?? yk, ig it’s male, the og nosferatu was a guy. sure, why not, nosferatu is a boy now.

once she realizes who it is, she is so! happy! max opens the window and embraces her friend. she isn’t freaked out by the blood on its fangs. she’s always known nosferatu is a vampire, albeit, she was thinking he’d look more like dracula than this bat-monster-thingy.

nosferatu moves back into max’s closet. it hangs upside-down from her rod by its weird, elongated feet. we get more shots of nosferatu sucking rando ppl dry at night, tho he remains gentle with max. when max drags billy in to show her he came back, nosferatu is less friendly with him. he’s not aggressive with billy, but he is standoffish. nosferatu’s thought process is somewhere between human and animal. he doesn’t quite cognitively understand that billy took him to the farm with the intent of getting rid of him, but he does understand that the last time he clung to billy, billy left him alone and never came back. max puts two and two together, and realizes it was billy who “stole” her friend. she yells at him a lot, he yells back, she then ices him out.

billy acts out bc he’s upset. runs away, thinks he’s going to find his mom…the cops find him first and call neil. neil is rly embarrassed and pissed abt the whole thing. he breaks down and beats billy in front of the mayfields for the first time. nosferatu smells the blood and it’s time for the main event! we love dead!neil, yes, we do.

nosferatu flies out the closet and right into the living room where billy’s bleeding and teary but biting his lip so they don’t actually fall. susan’s covering max’s eyes but so shocked and tbh, FRIGHTENED, she doesn’t move a muscle beyond that. neil’s got the belt raised, preparing to bring it down again, and nosferatu smashes right into him. neil stumbles, turns back to see this freaky monster looking thing. proceeds to whip the belt at nosferatu. tries to fight him off with the belt and it doesn’t accomplish much beyond pissing him off more— nosferatu, like most classic vampire types, has a healing factor!

max rips her mom’s hands off her face in time to see her pet sink its fangs into her stepdad’s throat. nosferatu sucks neil dry. billy’s a little dazed, not quite frightened. susan is just dead ass frozen, too scared to scream, even. nosferatu crawls over to billy and nudges at him, making sure he’s in once piece and forgiving him in the same go. max darts over and that snaps susan out of her stupor, but she isn’t as fast as our blood-sucking bat monster.

nosferatu stretches his wings out and with a truly impressive wingspan, hugs both of the kids. <3

horror movie #2: a haunting! this one opens with a bang. it’s a tragic horror, beware. we’re in hawkins post s3. billy died at starcourt mall. neil’s obvi had a longstanding abusive mindset and abusive behavior, but he rly takes his grief out on susan and max. mostly susan. she does her best to protect max however she can, whether that means shielding her w her body, sending her out of the house, getting neil’s goat to inspire his ire in max’s place, etc. but sue simply isn’t around all the time and when she isn’t, but max is, well. yk.

one day neil comes home early (bc he lost his job for a violent outburst, tbh) and discovers susan packing a suitcase.

sue fights hard. she rly does. but neil is bigger, heavier, crueler, and to boot, he caught her completely unawares. he kills her. and no, no it’s not some accidental thing where neil makes one bad move rage-blind. he strangles her with his belt. she’s clawing at his arms and making these horrible choked, trapped animal noises. thrashes and twists her body with everything she has trying to get him off but he’s so strong, his grip is unrelenting, and she's growing weaker, lightheaded with the lack of oxygen. strangulation can induce incontinence and when susan blacks out, her piss streams to the hardwood— neil hears that as much as he felt the clawing and heard the noises, even now he could stop, but he doesn’t. he just. doesn’t think his wife has the right to leave him, esp not after his son just did.

neil burns the body and the suitcase in the woods while max is at school. max has been spending as much time as she can (and often with sue’s prompting) outside of the house, so it actually takes her about two days to realize her mother isn’t around. neil tells a pretty convincing story about how susan abandoned them, voice saturated with apology and sorrow. he takes her out for a fancy dinner and promises he’s going to be a better father-- that being a better father is the least he can do now that her mother abandoned her and they are alone in their grief.

max doesn’t know what to think. she’s been preoccupied with her own grief and pain. she finds it hard to believe her mother would just leave her to neil’s wrath. she has a lot of hangups with susan and anger toward her for marrying neil and not getting them out sooner, but she’s also old enough to realize there would be risks involved with that. it’s hard to reconcile the memory of her mother just last wk pinning max to the wall to protect her from neil’s blows with her own bod just abruptly taking off without a word in the middle of the night. but hey, maybe that’s why susan left. maybe she got sick of protecting her, maybe the pain got to be too much and she turned tail.

but also…it’s early october now, abt three months after billy’s death but still fairly warm outside. yet neil is wearing long sleeves. neil never used to button his collared shirts all the way up, and yet. every collar is buttoned. also, mom’s car is still here. why would mom leave without her car?

that ceramic pelican she loved so much is still here too, on the mantle in the living room. it doesn’t seem like the kind of thing she would leave behind, she's had it since max was a baby.

max almost wants to believe neil because she’d rather her mother abandoned her than be dead somewhere, rotting in a storage locker or a hole in the ground. under the earth with the worms, just like billy. max has the worst feeling low in the pit of her gut. she thinks she knows the truth. she thinks abt going to hopper and hesitates bc she’s not sure she could handle it if he actually found smth. or what would happen to her if he did, where she would be sent, who she would end up with.

this movie would be more on the ambiguous end of things. an arthouse horror, if u will.

the days turn into wks and neil is crawling in his skin. the viewer isn’t sure if the shadows he’s seeing, always, always susan-shaped shadows, are of a ghostly nature or if he’s just hallucinating out of guilt. but the signs gradually point to the former— that smth paranormal is indeed going on. bc those scratches and bite marks susan left in his skin?

they do not heal. they do not get infected. they do not become necrotic. but they do not heal, either. days turn into wks and the wounds still look fresh, like she just left them moments ago. neil can’t wear light colors anymore because his wounds weep red into the fabric. he isn’t just seeing susan’s shadows either, he’s smelling her.

he washes his sheets and pillowcases a dozen times and the scent of her shampoo, her lotion, it’s like it’s woven into the fibers. he walks into the hallway and chokes on the aroma of susan’s perfume. he wonders if max is screwing with him, if max figured it out and she’s trying to torture him into a confession. one day he stomps off to max's bedroom, furious, adamant on confronting her. he grabs her doorknob, prepared to yank it open and then lets out a yelp, jerking his hand back with a sudden sharp pain.

it feels like a bee sting (which would be esp bad for this fucker in anything i write, bc i headcanon him as being allergic). but there’s no stinger. no injury. nothing. neil is freaked out enough that he backs down.

max, on the other hand, is getting gentler signs. when she turns the radio dial in the camaro, it’s somehow always her mom’s favorite songs that come thru the speakers. when she goes to pull clothes out of her drawers in the morning, she discovers that the things she’d just shoved inside in wrinkled balls are perfectly folded, neat as a pin, exactly like how susan always folded. susan was always fond of cardinals and suddenly max is seeing cardinals, pretty red cardinals, in just abt erry tree and shrub.

neil wakes up one night to his wife’s voice whispering “boo” right in his ear. he throws the covers off and discovers ashes in the bed. he doesn’t smell susan’s shampoo or lotion anymore, he smells the kerosine he’d poured all over her body.

his wounds still won’t heal. whenever he looks in the mirror, he catches a glimpse of susan walking past behind him, peering at him from her peripheral. he whips around, heart hammering, but there’s never any tangible person there.

max is almost certain her mother is dead at this point. neil’s been so bizarrely nice to her lately. she never believed in ghosts but her experiences with the upside-down broadened her perception of reality. she doesn’t know how else to explain the songs, the cardinals, the folded clothes. the way that these days, whenever she does feel fear toward neil, it just fades away. her fear melts like popsicles in the sun, immediately replaced by the sensation of a warm, maternal hug, as if arms she can’t see are trying to reassure her she truly doesn’t need to be afraid of him anymore.

in fact, max feels so unafraid of neil and brave, that one night she calls him out on it. he’s grizzled and unshaven in his recliner, beer in hand. she steps in front of the television he’s vacantly fixated on and folds her arms across her chest.

“you killed my mom, didn’t you?”

quick as a flash, neil leaps to his feet. he brings his arm back like he’s going to strike her and susan’s ceramic pelican on the mantle explodes into shards. the lights flicker, the television program cuts to snow with a static roar. every other knickknack on the mantle rattles and framed photos tumble off the wall.

neil very wisely lowers his hand. he slumps, boneless. he doesn’t say a word. max sees the answer in his eyes. it’s the dead of night and she snatches the camaro keys off the hook, marching out of the house, slamming the door behind her. it’s the dead of night and she doesn’t care. she’s going to blow past every stop sign and pound on the chief’s door until he opens up. and fuck, i just realized if this is post s3 he’s supposed to be in russia. shit. i don’t watch this show, but i know abt russia bc i DID watch the clips of that demogorgon that i rly hope isn’t stuck in captivity!! okay, but let’s pretend that didn’t happen?

it’s an au?? i mean, errything i write is always technically an au anyway, bc when i write stuff susan has an actual personality and billy isn’t *completely* abhorrent. okay, so it’s an au and mr. hopper didn’t blow up and un-blow up in russia. he’s still here. so max drives to his house.

she pounds on the door so hard this guy snaps outta bed, thinking someone’s trying to bust it down. she tells him neil confessed to killing her mom. it isn’t true, exactly, but he didn’t have to. so it’s a helluva grim drive back to cherry lane, this time in the cop car.

but when they go inside, chief prepared to arrest neil, no need. neil’s hanging from the belt he strangled susan with, shirtless for the first time since that night, erry seemingly fresh furrow and bite mark on full display. below his dangling feet is a map, the area he burned susan’s corpse in circled in red marker. did he kill himself or did the ghost do it?

up to u, we soundlessly cut to credits without a concrete answer to that question.

horror movie #3: crossover special! stranger things meets the chilling adventures of sabrina. sequel to that fic i wrote where susan makes out with lilith, queen of hell, and lilith kills neil for her. sue officially joins the church of lilith. bc in this ‘verse the church of lilith actually happens after caos s2 instead of the nonsense that was s3 and the inconceivably godawful migraine-inducing shit-fest that was s4.

killing neil was lilith’s only freebee. susan isn’t a witch, she’s a mortal, so in order to reap the other rewards of worshipping the one and only mother of demons, she has to fornicate with the witches and participate in the sacrifices!!!

this is, uh, well. it’s p much a porno, dude, sorry. 😅

this is just an excuse for susan to have sex with lilith, zelda, marie, hilda, big witch orgies + susan. witches bathing in the blood of their sacrifices, susan so nervous and timid but unable to deny her desire. the witch’s dressing her in their gothic garb.

how does the rest of the fam get it on this?

max joins the church too. she has more age-appropriate conduct with sabrina and the weird sisters, and what have you. just smooches and over-the-clothes groping, and whatnot, even tho the weird sisters, at least, would be interested in going further if given the opportunity.

billy dies in starcourt again, so he gets revived in the cain pit! hilda is the one who goes to him after bc she’s been in the cain pit many a time (i am still BIG side-eyeing zelda for repeatedly murdering her sister since childhood). hilda understands how jarring it can be to come back. suddenly alive!billy is freaking tf out but she brings him inside the mortuary, wraps him up in a big blanket burrito and they have a talk. hilda explains that he’s going to be okay and rubs his back while he tentatively sips the hot chocolate she made.

after billy’s calmed down, she brings max and susan in. max and susan can’t do as much magic as the caos witches— they’re mortals, after all, it’s not in their nature —but they’ve gained some abilities thru being in the church, following the rituals, and being carnally involved with the immortal witches. max happily shows him some of her new magic tricks.

horror movie #4: another crossover with caos. heavily inspired by creepshow episode s2e1, model kid (which i already v blatantly referenced in the last axe snafu update and i’m not ashamed, bc it’s a good series i love v much).

billy picks max up from the byers’ place rly late one night. it’s dark and the weather is bad and okay, yeh, he might be a little high. and a little concussed. he pissed neil off pretty bad the other day and okay, actually he’s defo concussed bc he doesn’t even remember what he did wrong!

needless to say, they take a wrong turn somewhere. they end up in greendale. at first max is pissed. she yells at him a lot! yells so loud hilda can hear them thru the walls of dr. cerberus’s comic shop/diner. she goes outside to see what all the fuss is abt, hilda never rly ignores youth in need. we love hilda, she deserved so much better…i’m getting distracted, okay, back to the story.

hilda ushers them inside. max is like, “ooh, comics? horror junk and comics? nvm, i’m not mad anymore.” she pats billy’s arm and wanders away to go check stuff out! hilda makes billy sit down. caos canon established that she’s psychic, at least when she wants to be. she smells the weed but she also sees his life, his trauma. billy doesn’t remember what he did to piss neil off or the abuse that followed, but hilda sees it clear as day.

he’s rude and cranky w her when she probes a little too much for his liking. hilda gently but firmly reprimands him and gets him a milkshake on this house. then she goes to check on max. she steers max to a v particular section of the shop, the one that sells model kits. now, max isn’t *huge* into model kits BUT they are p neat and she enjoys them well enough. more so when the weather is nasty and she can’t go outside. or when she needs smth to do with her hands (a trait she shares w susan) to distract herself and ease some of the anxiety when she hears her brother being beaten or her mother being shouted at.

max is actually rly impressed by the array of models. vintage ones and newer ones. monsters, slashers, final girls, tiny accessories like knives and bloodied heads. but when she gets to the paint-your-own shelf, her jaw drops to the floor.

there’s one that looks just like neil. unpainted, plain gray vinyl, but undoubtedly her stepdad. the expression on the five inch figurine is one frozen in fear.

“i think that one’s calling to you,” hilda prompts her, with the softest smile.

max blinks away her bewilderment altho she still can’t speak. she turns to hilda and turns her empty pockets inside out. hilda just waves her hand. she tells her it’s on the house. that it wouldn’t be fair if she gave billy smth on the house, but not max.

speaking of billy, when he finishes his milkshake, he’s suddenly totally sober and healed!! no more high buzzing in his blood. no more pounding headache or concussion fogging his mind. he doesn’t feel his bruises anymore, rolls his sleeve up, and realizes they simply aren’t there anymore. like they dissolved off his skin.

albeit it’s muttered under his breath, but billy does thank hilda. then he and max are on their way. max shows him the suspiciously familiar figurine in the box. this night cannot get weirder.

max knows what to do with the model kit. she does. she isn’t sure how she knows, but she does. she grapples with it for a long time. neil’s the closest thing she has to a dad these days. and things aren’t bad all the time, ofc.

sometimes neil gives max a ride when mom and billy aren’t available. sometimes he brings her ice cream entirely unprompted. neil’s the one who picks max up off the sidewalk when she wipes out super bad on her skateboard, carries her inside and then later to the car when her cut doesn’t stop bleeding and she ends up needing stitches.

but most of the time he sucks. she can’t rly be herself around him. he's indifferent to her interest at best, scornful at worst. he would hate all her friends. he scares the shit out of her when he’s angry. he doesn’t have a problem belittling her mother in front of her, tearing susan to shreds and making her out like she’s lower than dirt, the most worthless person on the planet. doesn’t have a problem beating billy in front of her or glaring at her with the promise that she’ll be next if she dares to voice her dissent.

max doesn’t always want to do what she knows she’s meant to do with the model. bc she's kind at heart and bc on the good days, she genuinely does have mixed feelings toward neil. never enough to hope he'll be better, he's proven he won't...but maybe enough to hope he won't get worse, either.

then comes the night neil breaks ribs. bad, like we’re talking, a-sharp-spear-of-broken-rib-punctures-billy’s-lung-and-he’s-coughing-up-blood-bad. that’s a trip to the emergency room. in the days that follow, at her next dnd meeting w the party, max places the fully and attentively painted model of her stepdad on the table. normally her pals would protest her derailing the intended game, but they can sense it, yk, that smth is different.

max takes over as dungeon master to the protest of no one, all other mouths sealed as if bewitched and spellbound. she narrators a scene where the demogorgon devours neil and uses the demogorgon piece and the model for demonstration.

when max returns home, neil is strewn across the house in gory chunks and torn wallpaper curls around massive claw marks.

#writerwhowritesao3 #susan hargrove #max mayfield #billy hargrove #neil hargrove #crossover #hilda spellman #my scenario tag #i may have gotten carried away #my bad #it's october!#i'm in big horror mode

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