#more like i am DECEASED

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

more laughingstock pleaseee? 💙 💚

Yes Yes Yes i have this very small soft scribble to offer <3

#if caterpillar not meant to be held... why so narrow.... #that combined with the fun fact of 'barnaby bites out of affection' and Ough The Ultimate Fluff In My Heart Of Hearts #i just. their size difference makes me insane #i think about it for more than a second and Oh I Have Stopped Breathing <3 #grrrr RAH RAH AGH OUGH i cant i cant #scribble salad #rambles from the bog #laughingstock #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #them being so so affectionate with each other is so important to me #like in my head they are Always making some sort of contact #they are mutually like 'hi i love you! you're my personal arm rest / recliner / pillow / etc!' #i think if they had to remain separated but in the same space for more than a minute they'd both break down #no pda in the bodega Does Not Extend To hand/shoulder touches thankyew. or the closet #SORRY SORRY DERAILING MY OWN POST AS USUAL #i just have! many thoughts and emotions about them! consider this as Bonus please! #if barnaby held howdys waist... his fingers would probably touch... #ohhhhhhh minecraft damage noisessssssss im Deceased i am Dead i have Died Violently #i Exploded into blood and viscera and teeny tiny balloon animals and heart-shaped glitter <3

[melspontaneus]

somewhere between the 60's & 70's

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #ineffable wives #aziracrow #i like to think they were close in those years #it makes the “you go too fast for me crowley” more painful #i had these doodle ideas and then neil said THAT THING ABOUT THE SIXTIES I AM DECEASED #doodles #myart

[danandphilgamesquotes]

"What the FUCK"

Phil Lester: Saying Goodbye Forever

#a danandphil games video? #in year of our lord 2023? #it's more likely than you think #time to dust off this account lol #danandphilgames #phil lester #amazingphil #dan and phil games #dan and phil games quotes #i am deceased

[flowercrowngods]

"Stevie," Eddie says, wincing at the stale air in the room. It's almost pitch black, except for the lamp in the corner that colours everything dark blue, and the glow stars on the ceiling that they'd put up together, making pretend constellations in pretend galaxies.

"Go 'way," Steve mutters, head buried beneath two pillows and hands clasped tight around them, as though that will be the thing that fixes him, that keeps the bad away. Eddie sighs, not at Steve, but at the awfulness of it all. He fiddles with the blister pack in his fingers, and allows the condensation from the water bottle in his other hand to soak his palm.

"Please, baby," Eddie says. "You need to take your meds. The doctor said - "

"Fuck the doctor," Steve curses angrily, muffled.

"Maybe later, once you've taken your meds," Eddie says calmly, or aiming for calm. He hates seeing Steve hurting, and Steve hurts a lot. More than he'd like. More than he knows he realises.

Steve emerges from his pillow prison slowly, blinking like it hurts him to do so, and Eddie knows it does, so he just holds out the water bottle, cap off, and Steve drinks greedily, throat working hard, whilst Eddie pops out two pills. Steve makes a pitiful noise as Eddie hands them over, but reluctantly takes them, screwing up his eyes against the taste before swallowing down more water.

"You did so good," Eddie says. Steve shakes his head then moans. "It's okay," Eddie says. "Back under the pillows now. The pills will work soon."

"I hate this," Steve says. "I hate that you have to see this."

"I know you do. I hate seeing it. But only because it's my favourite person in the whole world suffering. Not for any other reason. Please don't think it's for any other reason," Eddie says softly. Steve makes a small noise, already piling the pillows back over his face. Eddie reaches out and strokes the back of his hand.

Steve's hands clench, then unclench, before relaxing.

"I'll be around, if you need me," Eddie says, before standing. He pauses at the door. He looks at Steve's prone form, the invisible war in his head. "It's not rotten work, you know? Never, actually."

He pulls the door to, but doesn't close it entirely, just to make sure he can hear Steve if he needs to. He never, ever wants Steve to think he's a burden. Not when he loves that boy more than breathing. Not if it's you, not if it's me.

not if it’s us

#steddie #steddie fic #people will see this but no one will know but i do and my arm is still aching burning breaking but it’s whatever #Steve hurts a lot. More than he'd like. More than he knows he realises. #this one killed me it took me out it absolutely annihilated me i am deceased i hurt more than i realise too #chronic pain #steve has migraines #hey hey eddie just let steve not eat all day and then knock himself out with 1400mg ibuprofen on an empty stomach it will fix him #not mine #god poe just. idk. i adore you. thanks for leaving the door open 🤍 #love language: writing fics in each other’s ask box

[thenixkat]

nnnn my oven has been turning itself off every time I try to cook something for the past 2 days. I have no idea how to even begin diagnosing shit or even how to find the air vents and shit since its embedded into a wall.

I do not want to replace another major appliance in this damn house

#nix meows #that feel when you have no idea how long yer gonna be allowed to live somewhere #b/c you have nothing other than a verbal agreement with someone who's stated they don't like you #and would kick you out if not for what a deceased common relative would have wanted #has threatened to kick you out over the fucking grass getting too tall b/c you didn't have the fucking money to hire someone to cut it #and has you be the one paying off the $6000+ loan for the new water heater for the place that could take #litterally over a decade for me to pay off #i dont want to spend several hundred more on the oven #i dont really have that kind of money like I have zero savings and am living paycheck to pay check

[scarletanpan]

Megan got nicki more in a tizzy than I done ever seen, just two words sent her straight off the deep end. I feel like I'm an alternate dimension seeing nicki minaj tweak so hard she out here rubbing shoulders w ben shapiro. And now under her tweet she got rabid ass ppl defending him to the point where they're straight condemning immigrants and saying he isn't a white supremacist. As if she hasn't talked about having come here illegally as a child and wanting to protect those people. As if she isn't a black woman herself who conservatives would easily point their vitriol at for the same shit Megan writes. It's crazy, this shit is just sad

#text #me and my sister were ranting abt in the car like. she really too grown to be doing all this over one line in a song #and then i learned more details abt her brother and husband like. shes disgusting and protecting disgusting people #talking abt a 12 yr being fast and sleeping w men like. as if a baby has any consent in that situation with a Grown Ass Man #and now she out here straight mumbling and muttering all over her diss track like a crazy person bring up ppls deceased family #its never okay. acknowledging u got a serial rapist for a husband is not the same thing as bringing up someones mom who passed. just awful #im ride or die for megan rn i dont care. this shit is unacceptable and i am so damn disappointed #nicki minaj #megan thee stallion

[wayhaveners]

Something that I’ve been thinking about a lot since Book 3’s release: we all know that TWC is a character-driven series, but I don’t think it gets enough credit for being a character-development-driven series. Each of the LIs grows & changes so much as the series unfolds, in different ways & at different paces, and that’s created this amazing situation where not only do you stay hooked on the route of your favourite LI, you also experience evolving feelings about the other LIs & can even discover new favourites. Like, back in Book 1, I was convinced that N was going to be my favourite because they were so gentle & sweet. But then Book 2 happened, and F was just so earnest that I couldn’t help but love them, and now Book 3 has happened, and M was so unexpectedly & unashamedly soft that I melted into a puddle from which I still have not collected myself. I just think it’s a sign of really good writing when your characters are so dynamic that the reader’s relationship with them actually changes, and Mishka has managed to do that to me twice now. I literally can’t wait to see what she conjures up next.

#literally never thought I would be a serious M romancer but here we are #am I currently planning out a series of posts of all my favourite M moments? it’s more likely than you think #don’t get me wrong – it’s not that I’ve lost interest in F #I love them way too much for that #but now I love M too & that’s something I never saw coming #the shower scene knocked me senseless & then the post-mission steamy scene finished me off #I am deceased #the wayhaven chronicles #n #f #m #fandom essay

[itsthegirlinthebowtie]

fulcrum….sabine finally wearing her armor…!!! ahsoka flexing and using only one lightsaber against the inquisitor because she only needs one to absolutely destroy them…very snips of her…. “funny, he never mentioned you”!!! carson teva my boy…the way sabine caved because she loves Ezra and couldn’t bring herself to risk losing the opportunity to get him back…fucking ANAKIN AND AHSOKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT FUCKING HAPPENED FUCK I’M NOT OKAY. HER FACE WHEN SHE HEARD HIS VOICE NOBODy TALK TO ME

#I am losing my shit #this episode was so good omg the character reveals were just very good I feel #we got some hint of history/backstory about what happened between ahsoka and sabine #I don’t love the world between worlds though I never have so wasn’t SUPER enthused to see it even tho I knew it was gonna be in the show #once I saw the waves change into that glowy blue water I said fuck #but then also like 2 seconds after started screaming and kicking my feet because I knew beyond a doubt anakin would be there #my brother and I had a debate of how he would show up #my brother said force ghost and I said world between worlds #so looks like I win #would’ve preferred force ghost I think but YOU KNOW WHAT I DONT EVEN CARE I’M DECEASED #seeing hayden in his rots fit again :’) #those two finally in live action murdering me ok #even more rambling taking place in the tags i’m sorry everyone #this episode did not disappoint for me #I am just so excited about everything with this show even if some of it isn’t perfect I just love it #positive ahsoka vibes only from me on this blog #ahsoka #ahsoka show #ahsoka spoilers #leah watches ahsoka #leah rants #star wars #star wars spoilers

[orcelito]

Today's the day of the funeral. I haven't finished my eulogy yet.

#speculation nation #i wrote down some thoughts as they came to me but i need to put them in a cohesive order now #i am... rather unenthusiastic. #more than anything else. i am so tired. #as the children of the deceased me and my sister will be at the center of all of it #we dont know how many people are going to show up. and theyll all be socially obligated to give us their condolences. #im tired just thinking about it. this past week has been one of the most exhausting in my entire life. #i have Never cried this much before & thats With me emotionally numbing myself majority of the time. #my sister's friend is going to braid my hair. id like to paint my nails. we are leaving in about 3 hours. #negative/

[leonardcohenofficial]

wild how making friends at synagogue and in in the local vinyl/hifi/music scene is fueling my soul and allowing me to forge connection with so many awesome cool people outside of the very intense bubble of grad school who woulda thunk it

#in other words; i was way more social than i normally ever am (was out for eight hours tonight) but it made me feel really good to put the #effort in; i am likely going to be Deceased tomorrow from the sheer exhaustion but i’m glad i did it (:

[zukoromantic]

Can we talk more about Franziska's status as a cringe fail pathetic meow meow, i am begging you

#ace attorney #franziska von karma #they are consuming my brain #most cringe fail than anyone else #ppl call miles cringe fail a lot and they are right but why are we not talking sbout how franzi is clearly more cringe fail #dearly beloved ✊;;;;;;;; #deceased thinking about her #i am going to squeeze it like squishy toy #btw if you see me using differnt pronouns for franzi that's on purpose. i give it any pronouns #most pathetic meow meow i've seen and i've seen my fair share

[neon-witch-ritual]

Just say, "I'll serve you my lord

I will sell you my soul

I won't leave you alone

I will give you more than you

Want for the love

That you give in return

I'll enjoy all the pain "

- JANN, Emperor's New Clothes

Me:

#i am ABSOLUTELY normal #isn't it normal going feral over a lil bit of text 👀?? #i hate that #jann #only has like 10!!! songs #i need more dammit #he has me deceased #in the best kind of way #also this is just a small part of the song that makes me feral #the whole song majes me feral in different ways #its sooo good

[saltpepperbeard]

Cause of death: Going insane over a cave and one (1) corner of fabric 

BECAUSE-

I decided to inspect/reverse search the latest Javid picture, only to find...

That it is indeed in Aotearoa

Anddd that there are no immediate matches.

...

#OFMD #OFMD Season 2 #OFMD Season 2 Spoilers #Am I looking too far into it? #PERHAPS LMAO #BUT ALSO LIKE #HELP??? #This account grows more and more sus with every passing post #Also people are twitter are saying it looks like the ominous text says La Vida Es Dolor so y'know #I'm lighting on fire as we speak <3 #If this is all a ruse then it's AN INSANELY GOOD ONE LMAO #BECAUSE THE LITTLE TIDBITS ARE SUCH A TEASE #AND SO OMINOUS #AND LIKE #//JUST// ENOUGH TO GARNER ATTENTION #and if they're real then i'm clinically deceased

[jakeperalta]

2k notes and 8.6k votes on my specific poll in only 5 hours 😳😳

#i think it's because it's just specific enough to be fun but also the majority of people can relate to at least one #so it's getting lots of reblogs saying which ones #i would've put more thought into it if i'd realised it was going to be seen so widely shckcnfmf #i am most surprised at how many people in the tags are saying they have half siblings from their dads #because i barely know anyone with half siblings #also I'm getting a lot of details about these siblings #like supposed full sibs who were revealed to be half sibs or estranged half sibs or surprise half sibs or deceased half sibs #talking

[todayisafridaynight]

Okay I hadn't rewatched The Eye Scene in quite a while but

The absolute Symbolic Powerhouse that is this shot:

2. Jo mockingly switching to a Kansai accent for a sec? I never noticed it before but GOOD GOD. Also very cool for Tsutsumi since he's a Kansai native but never gets the opportunity to speak it, even outside of his roles.

3. This isn't even anything I just have Mine's dialogue embedded into my DNA sequence at this point, but. The similarity in how he and Jo structure the start and end of these sentences.

1.) dawg its the way he carefully cradles his hand after puncturing a bro's eye in it's fuckin with me truly and thoroughly

2.) IT IS REAL GOOD AINT IT THE BIT'S SOOOO... i actually didnt know tsutsumi was from kansai but that explains why it sounds so good the few times i've heard it

3.) it COULD be Not Anything but it also COULD be SOMETHING... like another addition to my Mine/Sawashiro cork board....

#snap chats #i just got sent a four-page comic comm info sheet so forgive me. if i seem Deceased. even more goldfish brain than usual #thats going to be a thing i have to read tomorrow morning my eyes feel so laggard rn... #in any case tho.... Eye Scene is still good.. its good Genuinely and for reasons im too inept to expand upon #and also it still makes me laugh cause fuckin anything does at this point 😭 casually pat a dude after mutilating someone stop thats comedy #lord nooo i cant keep my eyes open.. i wanted to do things tonight but then it was too cold so i couldnt draw #but now my eyes are too heavy to write anything thats laaame #and NOW my head hurts. i am simply bitching in these tags what else is new 😭 #ok real my head hurts i gotta wrap it up. ty for giving me a reason to rewatch this scene like five times I Also havent seen it for a bit #every time i replay y7 i let like Max five scenes play out in full and of COURSE this is one of them #but i Also 2x haven't had the chance to replay y7 For A Bit 2x.. would def love to soon.. #ok bye fr. im not beating the stereotype of saying 'good bye' and then sticking around for five hours at this rate jesus CHRIST

[jrueships]

that popular girl u just graduated highschool with, who got immediately impregnated by some man who works at a trucking company, posting her soon-to-transition into Facebook Instagram photos of her family of 10 meanwhile ure sitting eating noodles somewhere

#the photo ks acrually a metaphor showing who receives (literally) and who hits #sauce posted these pictures in these specific times to speak to us tumblr girls and no one else #he has moved on from the lame and miserable formerly twitter platform in order to channel his truth empath nature #and post weird things with no likes on tumblr #... am i actually sauce irl #.... #............. #anyways this explanation isnt weird bcs he meant for this explanation to make sense in Our eyes #WE'RE the normal ones. actually #not him #never him #a kiss begins with k #him posting this before The Incident... #it's like seeing old photos of a woman and her now deceased husband like wtf am i supposed to feel now #sauce disturbing aaron in his hospital bed at 3am #crawling into his bed and turning down the mating dolphin sounds that are supposedly assisting aaron in the healing process #so he can curl into his body and hurt his achilles even more when he whines abt ppl being mean to him on twitter #aaron: dont worry bby. my other bby #elongated man (musk) is handling that #sauce: kitten is being bullied :( #aaron: well daddy is dying so. whose battle is more dire #sauces. clearly #hes an empath bro he cant handle all this negative energy :( (when it's about him) #i had someone tell me theyre an empath and i swear i had to fight my demons so hard #i wanted to laugh only bcs i associate that word so much with sauce #it's like cursed im so sorry #shes rlly nice but omg the sauce flash grenade i just got #he haunts me daily #sauce