#more quotes

[there-isnofate-but-whatwemake]

Some more assorted random quotes from B. Dylan Hollis:

"Well! That was UTTERLY HORRENDOUS! Thank you!"

"This is either going to plug you up or bring the morning thunder."

"It tastes like a bookshelf - BOOKS INCLUDED!"

"...these are roof tiles..."

"This recipe was written by Mitchell White. Of course that's his name."

"This recipe was sent to me by herbert-hoover-feet-pics. (Something for everybody...)"

"It's a little late in the century for war crimes!"

"I feel like if I do this right, I'm gonna invoke the spirit of Richard Nixon."

"...I think I've summoned something."

"You know, in the story of my life, lard is the closest thing I've had to a--" *spoonful of lard lands on counter* "--NEMESIS!"

"Starting off on the right foot here with half a cup of lard... if I cut off my feet, do we still have to do this?"

"Lime jello... More like CRIME jello!"

"So this recipe has been floating around the Internet for quite some time now, and people seem to think it's from the Fifties... but it's not. It's more typical of the Seventies, or the Eighties... or a psychopath..."

"What have you perfected? GARBAGE?!"

"Celery's just like your parents... dirtier than you think!"

"This is just a COMMENDABLY daft idea!"

#b dylan hollis #quotes #more quotes #lul #silliness

[ant1quarian]

“Me and the voices in my head all disagree with you, so I think it’s about time you shut the fuck up before they start telling me to wipe you off the face of this reality.”

#Quotes #More quotes #Angst #Anger #quotesoftheday #Hehe voices #Little bit insane

[sadiewayne]

percy: you're not getting the bolt hades: bitch i just want my hat back

#pjo #pjo tv show #pjo series #pjo spoilers #pjo fandom #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson spoilers #percy jackson show #percy jackson #percy jackson incorrect quotes #percy jackson tv show #persassy #more like hadesassy

[the-most-sublime-fool]

Then, too, at sea—to use a homely but expressive phrase—you miss a man so much. A dozen men are shut up together in a little bark, upon the wide, wide sea, and for months and months see no forms and hear no voices but their own, and one is taken suddenly from among them, and they miss him at every turn. It is like losing a limb. There are no new faces or new scenes to fill up the gap. There is always an empty berth in the forecastle, and one man wanting when the small night watch is mustered. There is one less to take up the wheel, and one less to lay out with you upon the yard. You miss his form, and the sound of his voice, for habit had made them almost necessary to you, and each of your senses feels the loss.

—a sailor's diary entry, on losing a shipmate, ca. 1834 (from Two Years Before the Mast by Richard Henry Dana Jr.)

#he also started the entry for that day by saying 'this was a black day in our calendar' #sorry but i'm even more emotional about this after watching ofmd someone please appreciate #this is an actual entry in a real sailor's diary about really losing one of his shipmates #two years before the mast #richard henry dana jr. #quotes #nautical #the sea #nautical history #ofmd #our flag means death

[ao3-crack]

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#archive of our own #ao3 stuff #ao3 quotes #archive of our own quotes #fanfic #fanfic quotes #funny #ao3 #he was small but that only meant he was closer to hell #and a hell of a lot more dangerous where ankles were involved

[brookheimer]

anne carson: simple moving poem about awkward dinners with not-quite-friends and the ennui that comes with realizing this mundane unhappiness is all adult life is sometimes

insane people on twitter: has she ever tried being happy? i like going to dinner with friends, what’s wrong with her? she can afford to go out to dinner, she shouldn’t complain. just be a cooler hang, skill issue. this isn’t my exact experience (i like my friends) therefore this poem is bad and unrelatable and pretentious. she can’t debone a fish? loser.

#would bet money that 75% of people shitting on it have rt’d that ‘not to me. not if it’s you’ quote more than twice #so terrifying about the state of discourse lol #anne carson

[kawareo]

Co-Captaining

Megs' side profile is so fun to draw

Inspired by this post by @cyber-streak-2

#mtmte #transformers #incorrect quotes #fanart #comic #idw #transformers idw #idw transformers #idw g1 #more than meets the eye #idw rodimus #rodimus prime #lost light #megatron #idw megatrom #mtmte megatron #idw whirl #transformers whirl #idw brainstorm #mtmte brainstorm #idw perceptor #idw chromedome #chromedome #perceptor #idw drift #transformers drift #listen i put in the effort to draw them #i will tag them

[marvelousmugs]

We’d still tell each other everything… spend all our time together… sneak into each other’s rooms at night… I was not… I was not a stranger to… intimate relationships by then. But Jedidiah was different. He gave a shit about me.

#more quotes

[lucidloving]

Megan Chance, The Spiritualist // Edith Eger, The Choice (Google search results) // Daniel Defoe, Robinson Crusoe // Holly Black // Ariesa Ra // Andrea Bartz, We Were Never Here // J. U. Scribe, Roman Identity // Hannah Harrington

[Requested by @lynnimal]

#theme: no more running away #web weaving #webs #request #web weave #webweave #poetry #aesthetic #prose #prose poetry #literature #art #book quotes #novels #books #novel quotes #quotes #words #inspo #excerpt #novel excerpt #running away #avoidance #compilation #parallels #life quotes

[ale-arro]

been going a little bit insane about this sentence from Ace by Angela Chen for the past week

#replace this with any other type of significant relationship too #also! this book actually rules btw i really recommend it #i didnt read it when it first cane out bc i was like. well i am already pretty familiar with asexuality and not rly interested in 101 stuff #but it turns out it doesnt feel 101-y at all its a super awesome piece of queer theory and also chen has Good opinions #and not weird watered down ones that i am sometimes wary of in aspec communities (frankly especially ace ones) #i think maybe if more people approached asexuality the way chen does (including and maybe even especially ace people) #i would be more inclined to still ID as ace #but anyways! #aro #aromantic #<- tag selections that reflect how i personally engage with this quote #also #described in alt text #also also #j tag #:/ #aro media

[ant1quarian]

“Looking back on it, I wished you’d pushed me off that edge. Then I could’ve taken you with me, and all of this bullshit would have been avoided.”

- Said by my character, Just.

#Quotes #words #More quotes #quoteoftheday #OC #OC mention #This dude comes from my story “Darker Light” #Which I haven't written #And probably won't ever #Cool character tho :]

[packet-of-staples]

Day 142 of drawing Papyrus until he cameos in deltarune! Honestly Sans!! Now he has to clean all of those!! He was totally smiling about that dumb joke afterwards though.

#undertale #papyrus #deltarune #drawing papyrus until he cameos in deltarune #sans #I love this dumb incorrect quote so much #i should do more incorrect quote related stuff that would be good inspiration

[black-lone-knight]

I love the idea of Tim and Bruce being the two smartest people in batfam; So they occasionally say weird things that only they can understand.

Dick, panicked: OH MY GOD! I asked Kory out. What should I do now? What if she won't like me?

Bruce: Schrödinger's cat.

Dick:

Dick: ...what?

Tim: He's saying you won't findout unless you actually try it and go on a date with her.

Dick: Aww! That's so nice. Thanks, B.

Jason: Who's Schrödinger's cat?

...

Tim, with soaked shirt:

Duke: What happened?

Tim: The driving frequency corresponded to the resonance frequency of coffee, therefore the sloshing amplitude reached its maximum.

Duke: Say what again??

Bruce: He spilled his coffee.

Duke:

Duke: ...right.

Jason: Fucking weirdos.

#tim is the 'chatty scientist' and bruce is the 'doesn't say more than 3 words in a sentence' scientist #plus Schrödinger's cat is an experiment #you can google it #but simply it means what tim said #batman #bruce wayne #dc comics #dc #batfamily #tim drake #red robin #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #duke thomas #dc signal #batfam #batfamily incorrect quotes #batfam incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #innocent quotes

[citroncynique]

If you cannot break from the eggshell, the world is naught but a prison where you are blinded and confined.

#genshin impact #furina #neuvillette #genshin furina #focallette #neuvifuri #genshin neuvillette #hydro archon #genshin focalors #THEY ARE UTENA CODED for a lot of different reasons #more like there's thematic parallels also hermann hesse haunts them as he usually does #NEUVI'S TEAPOT LINE BEING THE EGGSHELL QUOTE FROM DEMIAN???? HM. #furina is an unholy mashup of nanami and utena i love her dearly

[amphiboys]

robert pattinson, on his consistent lies // david lynch // will wood, on his fake daughter // kurt vonnegut // tumblr user intactics

#mine #web weaving #robert pattinson #will wood #kurt vonnegut #will wood and the tapeworms #parallels #quotes #idk how to tag this lmao #i think celebrities should just lie more #and say weird things #if you’re gonna be famous at least be a little freak about it

[overthinksinbisexual]

on love and devotion

unknown // richard siken, litany in which some things are crossed out // hera lindsay bird, I KNEW I LOVED YOU WHEN YOU SHOWED ME YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD // warsan shire // clementine von radics, the next time we talk on facebook // amal el-mohtar and max gladstone, this is how you lose the time war // k.c. cramm, christmas eve forever

#words #quotes #web weaving #mine #i think ive done this right? #ive been collecting quotes for a while so i thought i'd share #ill see how well this one does and then ill maybe do some more #richard siken #clementine von radics #this is how you lose the time war