#more than useless

[placesyoucallhome]

Size/Height difference poses

I love height differences aesthetically, but posing them can sometimes be a pain! So to cater to those that also struggle with posing smols and tols, I have a few options-

Meant for art of any type and ask memes, for drawing, writing, photography (like gpose!), ect. Gender nonspecific and for any sort of relationship type, romantic, platonic, and antagonistic!

#art meme #pose meme #height difference #drawing meme #ask meme #this is less about sending me things and more i wanna see other people use it #i have things i need to draw you people need to reblog so i can send things #idk why people don't use pose memes for gpose its not just about drawing #also i wanted obvious options for the smol being something other than soft uwu delicate sort #let smols be gremlins #i just need to feel like ive done something because i currently feel like a useless pos

[fedoraspooky]

Just saw some posts about how all the recent irritating changes at tumblr were made for the purpose of chasing growth.

And all i can say is, there's something kinda beautifully ironic about the possibility of tumblr's eventual downfall being due to their endless need for Biggering driving the natural wildlife away.

#its like we've gone full circle in a way! #and yes this is about them pushing tumblr live by making the snooze effectively useless on mobile #seriously does anyone even use tumblr live that ain't trashy bots? #man... #tumblr im still trying to root for you here because you're still slightly more tolerable than anywhere else #but you're really making this increasingly difficult for me here #tumblr update #tumblr updates #tumblr live #ONCELER FANDOM RISE FROM UR GRAVE UR TIME HAS COME ONCE AGAIN

[ash-and-starlight]

modern au and esen’s honkers are haunting the instagram feed

#id in alt text #yea this was inspired by That watermelon smashing vid #if u don’t know what i’m talking about you’re living a more peaceful life than i am #at first I was like hm maybe this is a bit too ooc for ouyang #then I remembered the 'doEs GeNerAL Xu pLAY thE FLuTE???' and I was like nah ok it checks out #no filter & accidentally revealing how much of a gayass he is is how he rolls #also rip Ma she's just trying to hang out with her boygf and that hideous Pest that Wretched Thang that useless twink #just manifests wherever zhu is and ruins the mood #she deserves to hatecrime him as much as possible #also I don't think esen is 100% aware he's posting blatant thirst traps. his insta is mostly pics of his horses and his beautiful eagle #then one vid of him doing mounted archery that breaks the internet for 3 weeks #rinse and repeat #also yeah wang's special skill is starting shit in the comments section #he would absolutely thrive in the toxic waste that is social media fights #ty for reading this far. more unhinged takes at 5 #esen-temur #zhu yuanzhang #ma xiuying #general ouyang #the radiant emperor #she who became the sun #he who drowned the world #my art

[alphabetcompletionist]

to whoever on the Typeface Tournament said that libre baskerville is "close enough to times new roman to fool any nitpicky English teacher, but a few pixels bigger to pad out the length of your essays", you've saved my ass today. also we're at 237 submissions and i feel out my depth

ABCDEFGHI KLMNOP RSTUVWXY

23/26

#and per se and #there is. another comment on libre baskerville. that i will save for later #yes i am procrastinating an assignment due in 24 hours by writing this. it's a useless assignment #i think the most submissions for a font that wasn't autoincluded is wingdings at 10 #more for spectral and atkinson hyperlegible than i expected but i'm not really surprised

[havenotwillnotreadthebooks]

Lmao imagine if a couple wanted to get married in Lindon or Imladris and saw Elrond and was like “sure why not” and just, asked him to witness their vows in place of any actual maiar or valar.

Like the relationship between the elves in the Valar-Only-Mildly-Care Place and the Valar/Maiar themselves has got to still be stiff since elves are stupidly stubborn about holding grudges, so imagine if a couple just went “fuck the valinor glowsticks, Lord Elrond has been feeding us well and sheltering us for over a century. He’s got some ainur blood anyway.”

So they ask Elrond to be witness and he agrees thinking they just want a lord’s blessing or something and then-

“[Elvish Marriage Vows] we swear in the name of Lord Elrond Peredhel and Eru Illuvatar [More Marriage Vows]”

And at this point Elrond just has to roll with it but he bluescreens later while Erestor and Glorfindel laugh at him (Celebrian and or Gil-Galad too if they’re around)

Bonus points if It becomes a tradition in Imladris/Lindon even though he neutrally suggests a vala instead every time like

Elrond, trying not to get smited as soon as he steps foot into Valinor: hey Lady Yavanna is pretty cool though, right?

Elven Couple, exiled thousands of years ago and still frost-bitten: yes, pity there were no flowers in the Grinding Ice, my Lord. Anyways, would you mind being a witness to our wedding ceremony?”

Elrond starts glowing slightly and never lives it down. He goes to Valinor and people still ask him out of tradition or genuine respect and the Valar just have to put a small tapestry of Elrond as a patron of unions or something so they can claim some sort of control over the situation.

Elrond is mortified, and nobody lets him live it down.

#silmarillion #silm headcanons #silm hcs #elrond #elrond peredhel #tag.words #eldritch peredhel #somewhat #elrond is so done #the valar are determined to seem in control #and totally not blinded by this sorta-maia gaining more followers than tulkas #Tulkas the Useless as the middle-earth elves say #is rlly trying not to look offended #he is failing

[txttletale]

been making custom magic cards after movie nights with my girlfriend

#tattletxt #mtg #tried to make these all playavble and work within the rules #war room is obviously deliberately useless but i can imagine it being a dumb combo piece #junior stargazers is probably ultra busted but i wanted flavour more than balance bc im not designing a fanset or anything

[hyewka]

ok but imagine small cock!hyuka crying from a mix of pleasure and humiliation as you take him into your mouth at once, mortified yet feeling like a heated wire when him bucking his hips doesn’t trigger your gag reflex .. he just fucks into your mouth as far as he wants and doesn’t have to worry about hurting you or making you uncomfortable :((

- ur biggest fan, 🪨 anon

>< this is soo cute anon, kai withering under you crying and sniffling uncontrollably as he has his big hands on the back of ur head pushing u down and lifting his hips to buck into the warmth your mouth provides erratically. u look up at him with big eyes to drive him even crazier, humming around his little thing until he really does lose it and busts a load in your mouth, moaning wantonly, high pitched.

#✶ ━━ rana ; answered #hes adorable lately #like even more than usual #i like big useless cock hueka more but this is hotttr

[bunnighost]

#vent edit #worthless #useless #unlovable #friendless #actuallytraumatized #traumacore #depression #loneliness #avpd #actuallymentallyill #i never fit in #i never belong #i'm all alone #so lonely #everyone always ends up disliking me #or get bored of me #they always care about others more than me #i'm never important to anyone #nobody ever cares about me

[newsandnonsense]

Continuing my earlier rant

Another queer child is dead

Dead, gone forever.

They will never see light in this life again, they will never take another breath of air, they will never get to experience life beyond the hate they faced, they will never get to be a person who leaves a legacy beyond their death.

AND YOU PIECES OF SHIT

CARE MORE ABOUT MEMEING AND YELLING AT A CEO.

THAN ACTUALLY FUCKING DOING ANYTHING.

YOU ARE ALL PATHETIC.

MAY YOU ALL ROT IN THE NEXT LIFE.

AND MAY THEY FIND PEACE IN THEIR NEXT LIFE.

#nonbinary #trans #transgender #trans rights #justice for nex benedict #WHY ISN'T THAT FUCKING TRENDING #WHY IS IT THAT YOU USELESS PATHETIC PIECES OF SHIT CARE MORE ABOUT YOUR MEMES THAN DEAD CHILDREN AND ACTUAL GENOCIDES #ALL OF YOU SHOULD SEE THIS #AND FUCKING LEARN #non binary #nb #exorsexism #transandrophobia #transmasc #transfem #trans fem #trans masc #sincerely fucking signed a queer person who this could happen to

[berlingotesque]

While I prepare my asks’ answers, please have this self-indulgent doodle of the music department, when all was still well and Jack and Norman could bully Sammy in peace + some Thomas and Wally art, because I periodically forget that they hated each other and still had to see each other seven days a week.

Also Susie’s here.

#batim #bendy and the ink machine #batdr #bendy and the dark revival #jack fain #joey drew #only mentioned god bless #sammy lawrence #norman polk #normmy #a tiny bit #because of the pet name #susie campbell #fashion diva #thomas connor #wally franks #more specifically Tom babysitting Wally because he’s useless #and probably canonically older than him

[thesituation]

coworker in college for finance told me she uses chat GPT to write her essays. yesterday she spelled wheel as “weal” on a cake order. i hate chat GPT for how many absolutely braindead stupid fuck people are going to be handed a degree they did not work for at all man

#next gen of doctors are about to be more useless than ever #.txt

[uncanny-tranny]

On the topic of hormones, the people who say that women, notably, are inherently weaker or less competent/competitive than men (especially physically) because of their estrogen are the same types of people to have said that women shouldn't run or ride trains because their uteruses would fly out of their bodies.

#feminism #in mythologizing hormones misogyny is not reinvented but reinforced #misogyny especially has been defended 'based on natural and inherent biology' since the dawn of time #and especially with a trans lense this is exasperated #you have people who simultaneously say that hormones are useless to pursue... #...but hormones are also SO powerful and potent that we shouldn't have the ability to consent to using them #i had a huge long talk about this with my dad and i think he's much more a feminist than he wants to admit #i love talking about hormones and bodies but holy shit there's no inherent holiness/mythos about it #my testosterone is wayyy higher than serana williams but she would kick my ASS in tennis all day every day #because (get this) hormones aren't this mythologized superpower. they're hormones. and they're found in all of us in different levels

[qcomicsy]

Do I find Damian incredible annoying? Yes Will I fight every single motherfucker who resumes his entire character to violent and 'bad'? Also Yes.

#I don't know how many times I'm going to repeat myself but this is a goddamn child soldier getting repeatedly traumatize #in a family that has so many chaos that he always feels the need to prove himself in the terms he was taught #i didn't give a fuck what Damian does thats the responsibility of his father until he actually becomes responsible to his actions #and dc comics literally bought him out of nowhere just to shit on him and then repeatedly try to get rid of him for no fucking reason #Damian goin off as a way of getting Batman emotional damage it's actually very stupid dc you tried the same shit with jason in this last #ten years and not even then anybody liked #few things makes me more unreasonable piss off than batman letting his kids get away from him and then act like they don't need him #he did te same shit with dick but at least dick had the titans #this whole shit with Damian is making me read with my eyes while my hands are dialing the cps #Batman come get your fucking children your useless middle age man #bruce hate hours #damian wayne #damian al ghul #damian al ghul wayne

[clown-owo]

Guardian of the Eastern Gate and the One Entrusted with a Flaming Sword by God: Principality Aziraphale

#good omens spoilers #gos2spoilers #good omens season 2 #good omens #good omens 2 #aziraphale #goodomensedit #gifs #og post #i can't stop thinking about aziraphale so confident and badass saying “i'm prepared to take defensive measures” #and then just. being so useless #my guy says that and then 10 seconds later is like. well that won't hold forever. whats my plan? that was it. #it didn't even last you thirty goddamned seconds aziraphale??? #what were the candles for? nothing. to look threatening i guess #shout out to nina for being like. hey. what the fuck man #but still having the kindness to go. well obviously we won't throw fiction #king couldn't hold off more than 10 lowest level demons on his own without committing a war crime #needed humans to come up with plans for him #anyway. this is my first time making a gifset #sorry if it sucks. i don't know what the standards are for gifsets. i followed a tutorial #and reused the same color adjustments for every gif <- lazy

[jackoshadows]

"The though process of Rhaegar asking 16 year old Jaime Lannister to guard his family is so absurd and shows how Rhaegar didn't give a fuck about anyone!"

The 16 year old elected Lord Commander of the Night's Watch in charge of getting the Wall battle ready against an existential apocalyptic threat, dealing with the reconstruction of 19 castles, funds, food, training, weapons and thousands of men, women and children...

Meanwhile the 15 year old queen of Meereen dealing with trade, justice, maintenance of armies, agriculture, an insurgency, disease, famine etc...

#Rhaegar Targaryen #Jaime Lannister #Jon Snow #asoiaf #Nah it's hilarious how Jaime's age is always mentioned when he was one of their best Kingsguard at that time.... #When the main characters of the story are teens who are rulers and leaders #Or maybe they think the Targaryen kids are just ten times more talented than Jaime's useless ass

[gojuo]

all the work gojo did for the past 15 chapters was literally pointless and megumi is gone gone like gone. yeah okay at this point gege why dont you suck sukuna's dick yourself?

#literally the past 3 years w jjk was worthless. pointless. useless. #i should have stopped reading when shibuya arc ended ffs #jjk 237 #jjk leaks #jjk spoilers #so disrespectful against gojo. cant even think of a more pointless death than his #jjk #bakma bana