#morning runs are just the best

[deletingmyself]

Waking up early just so I can get a good run in the cold🥰🥰🥰

#was about 45F which is nice for Southern California #morning runs are just the best #text #mine

[why-the-heck-not]

no those aren’t weird sex noises coming from ur neighbour’s apartment; it’s ur local insomniac slap & folding bread dough in the wee hours of the morning

#also I was doing that for wayy too long bc I think I autolysed a bit too long so the gluten structure just isn’t gonna be the best no matter #how angry I am at the dough but also idk why I’m bothering bc I’m also 80% sure the sourdough starter is not ready for bread yet #so like I’m going to have the densest loaf tmrw morning/this evening #this is a trial run abt if I remember how to make bread and if I'll actually have something edible it's a bonus #also it truly is meditative so I lost track of time bc ugh the texture of dough is just very nice #good thing abt naming it (the starter) Elvis that I now have my ’’bread making music’’ set and it’s honestly vibes #also yeah in a phase where I sleep abt every other night (unless I like rly rly try but even then it’s like max 4h and I dont get it and I #hate the process of desperately trying to get sleep more than like wasting time making inedible bread) #a human disaster but at least I will have bread #a very dense bread probably but bread nonetheless #march 2024 #2024

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

home from work

#if I speak… #one of the girls walked out yesterday #the best worker we have is on the verge of blowing up on this bitch’s leaders bc since he can do everything quick and efficiently already #they’re putting 3 to 4 ppl’s workloads on him to see how far they can extend his worth and then they’re over his shoulder the whole time #micromanaging him so today he almost lost it and was literally walking around mumbling about his disrespectful they all are (facts) #and how if they don’t think he’s doing it right then they can do it and I know for a fact one of the ladies heard him #bc he wasn’t even trying to hide it at this point and like this dude is cool he has a lot of patience and helps out any way he can #so if HE’S on the brink of snapping then the rest of us don’t stand a chance LMFAO #anyways today was a fucking mess those leaders know nothing about our store yet so they have us making less than what we need until we need #it so we get behind constantly and they made prep a disaster bc again they think they can just prep a bunch of stuff in the morning #and it’ll last the whole day and yes that works in theory but the reality of the situation is every day is different and today #we sold double what we did yesterday so they had to move me to prep to fix their mistakes bc we were running out of stuff 4 hours in lmfao #and I’m the only one left who knows how to do everything on prep bc the other girls had never done it before #we’re supposed to prep 20 mac n cheese trays in the morning for the whole day #we open lunch at 10:30 tell me why I go into the cooler at 12 put more in the oven and there’s only 5 left #it’s been less than 2 HOURS and you’re already running out of macs which means those idiots prepped barely anything just to try and save mo #*money to cut down waste but that gag if you’re losing money bc now you’re short on everything and customers are leaving bc they’re having #to wait a long time for their food #and macs take 40 minutes to cool LMFAO #I get over there they’re out of parfaits they’re out of fruit cups they’re out of kale salads the front is coming in and having to take #stuff as I make it bc they keep getting orders and it’s all just a fucking mess #I have to make a custom wrap and what happens?? those morons didn’t pull the flatbreads out of the freezer like they’re supposed to every #night so now we have no flatbread and I had to run back there and put them in the warming drawer to defrost and we lost an order bc I had #nothing to make the wraps with <3 #I go back there to get more cold chicken SPOILER ALERT they didn’t have anyone make any this morning so now there’s no chicken for the wrap #and salad and it has to be grilled and then chilled for 2 FUCKING HOURS before it can be used #they’re a fucking disaster like 😭 #was the store perfect before?? ofc not but it ran quickly and efficiently as it should and now it’s literally just a mess #this bitch hasn’t even owned it for a full week yet and has already fucked it all up #womp womp!!!!!!

[the-kipsabian]

happy anniversary 📦🖤

#im. hmm #anyone who knows me should know how much this match destroyed me #i woke up on a saturday morning at 6am to watch this show. i cried for maybe like an hour if not longer after it was ovef #*over #it lives rent free in my head but it also fucked me up so badly i havent been able to watch it in full again since #this is by far the best thing kip has ever done in this company and im so fucking sad it was so short-lived (the feud only lasted for like a #month/five weeks in total i think. last week of november through december and this was the first week of january #if memory serves right. but anyways) #this was a huge moment and a culmination of an incredible tho way too short of a feud that still creates bad blood between them #im just. yeah. yeah... #im very tired i cant put words in the correct order right now #i really hope they run this back this year and kip gets his flowers and the title he deserves #wrestling #boxman saga

[becca-e-barnes]

i miss sub!steve rogers

I really miss him too! I think he'd fit really well with a thought that I just can't shake this week, I'm so wrapped up in the idea of backshots and then taking pictures on a polaroid camera. To the point that I got a fucking polaroid camera this week

I just love the thought of a sub!Steve trying out different positions for the first time and using it as a chance to explore his interests. Particularly because I don't imagine he's tried many.

I think he'd like to start off with the more intimate ones, where he gets to see your face and gets to whimper his pleasure against your hot skin. He can lose control and watch your face while you take it, and you let him give in and ground himself in sensation, rather than thought.

The sight of you on the bed, on your hands and knees for him is one he won't forget though. The way your back curves, presenting your soaking wet, fluttering core to him almost makes the man drop to his knees and delve his tongue deep into your warm heat.

He doesn't do that though. Not on that first occasion anyway. His head is ruled by an uncomfortable, throbbing need in his cock and it's one he can't ignore for much longer. All thoughts of a condom leave his head, he's just so keen to be inside you like this. "Oh my God." He groans with one huge hand on the small of your back, pressing gently to guide you onto his dick, rather than thrusting it inside you.

You gasp at the initial slide. You always do. There's something so delightful in the feeling of him rubbing against your velvety walls and feeling your body accommodate him. Your head almost spins at the realisation that he's now fully seated inside you. There's nothing at all keeping you apart anymore and it doesn't get more intimate than this.

"Fuck, you should see yourself." Steve's voice is almost a whisper, gripping and massaging your ass and groaning at the sight in front of him. This position is a little more than what he's used to but he's entirely convinced it's one of his new favourites.

"Take a picture, Stevie. It'll last longer." You tease but when you look back over your shoulder at him with a fond smile on your face, he does his very best not to fuck you as recklessly as his brain tells him he needs to.

You'd left the polaroid camera on the bed for a reason, he now realises. That's new to him.

Things get just a little bit away from him though. He can't bare to be so deep inside your throbbing heat but not moving so he gives himself a few little test thrusts first.

One turns into two. Two turns into three. Three turns into Steve moaning and sobbing, mesmerised by the bounce of your ass when you fuck yourself back on him. "Oh h-holy shit. God, that fucking ass. Sh-shit, I'm not gonna last." That's fine. In fact, it's essentially a compliment. The slap of skin on skin fills the bedroom, along with Steve's soft whimpers and your moans.

"That's okay, Stevie. Make a pretty mess for me." That's all he needs to hear, just your soft, gentle voice, coaxing him to completion. He knows better than to finish inside you but he's never been more tempted to just press as deep as he can and fill you as he is in that moment.

He resists the urge though, pulling out as he always does, this time cumming over the swell of your ass with a few frantic sobs. "Fuck, fuck, fuck." He chants, spurts of hot cum painting your skin, marking you as his.

"Holy shit." He sounds totally spent and you can't help but notice how he lifts the camera with a shaky hand, snapping two photos of his spend glistening over your ass. "One for you and one for me." He smiles, kissing you gently before going to fetch a damp cloth.

#asks answered <3 #anon #becca writes spice #sub!steve #I have an account on tiktok where I post some original poetry #just tugging on recent life events and seeing how my brain manipulates it? Nothing serious #and I woke up this morning and one of my old best friends had viewed the profile #We haven't even properly spoken in like a year #but I know damn well that if I popped up to her now and told her I needed something #she'd be at my house in seconds #so I might run away to avoid the painfully awkward conversation that will no doubt be coming in the next few days #I feel like I have caused chaos this week #and I'm cool with that #I was giving a presentation to 50 something senior members of staff on Tuesday #and then noticed my cousin was one of them 🙃 #mf didn't even ask me any questions #I'll pull him up on that when I see him again #most likely at the family Christmas party

[sorcerous-caress]

The one thing they agree on: durge

og post

#good run Sol with resist Durge would be very funny #“wait if you're depending on me to fix you and I'm depending on you to fix me- then who the fuck is leading this group” - Sol at some point #“especially if it's me” they'd honestly prefer being murder hobos together it's much easier #your heartache = their headache #“Go ask someone else. Why are you coming to me for advice on this? how should I know?” #“hey Sol where is durge? they seemed to disappear in the middle of the night and you're their lover” #“Do I look like a Durge-keeper?” - Sol #you come back in the morning covered in blood and their only concern is for you to wash your hands before helping them braid their hair #+ if you're a dragonborn they'd even lie for you against the group in the confrontation and say murder is a normal urge for draconic blood #both of you will have to drag the other by the hair to the therapist office #but if you really want to resist these urges. they'll just sigh and promise to try their best even if it hurt you in the process. #even if you hurt them. they're used to it and your love is worth getting burnt for #♡Sol #♡myocs #♡Gale #♡memes

[quibbs126]

Oh yeah, I’ve had this one idea for a Cookie for a while that I thought was neat

Basically, the idea was that you’d have this Cookie with two modes, fire and ice, and after their Skill activates and is finished (so basically I only have this idea for Ovenbreak), they switch to the other mode, and each mode has a specific Skill. Basically it’s like how Chess Choco and the Cookiemals switch places, but instead this one would change forms

I just think that’d be cool to see. Granted, I also imagine them to be some form of Legendary, but still

#the visual differences in their two modes would be pretty drastic too #like one’s red and orange while the other’s blue #I’m half thinking of Darmanitan and its Standard vs Zen Mode #I think I thought of the idea when thinking of a desert Legendary #since you know the desert can be really hot or cold #I had a friend who used to live in Phoenix and she’d talk about the problems with the temperature #and how you either wear shorts and freeze in the morning or wear pants and burn up in the day #but I’m not sure if the desert is still the best place #either way I just wanted to share #cookie run #cookie run ovenbreak #cookie run oc #character idea #random stuff

[vaguely-concerned]

everybody gangsta until captain dennison starts crying

#;______; world's best captain mug that broke the camel's back and also my heart #*through a haze of tears* courier's call is extremely good actually please go listen to it #courier's call #skyjacks #im emotionally devastated fhsdakfjsa #I am definitely for sure not sure he's doing the right thing and the mix of anger and betrayal and grief and worry that brought up..... #I worry for my dad I mean former captain and for his moral character and also his magical cat #y'know. he matters to me. he's been such a reasonable and kind authority figure in the face of all kinds of crazy #which is not a type of adult I had around me a lot as a kid lol #(I did start a running tally of all the times dennison is just sitting there with his head in his hands and it's getting up there fhdsjka #former redfeather dragon defeated by the concept of fun money presented to him boldly at seven in the morning) #I should do a proper rec post for both skyjacks proper and courier's call some of these days shouldn't I

[silverselfshippingchaos]

just woke up and gah... I bet v.iktor's arms would be so cozy..

#ash rambles 💚 #he's so warm and strong and nice... i'd be a liar if i said i hadnt gone into photo mode several times just to stare at his arms #ash has quite a lot of tech in her so of she's ever feeling glitchy or sick he likes to cuddle her. says its the best medicine #and hey whos ash to complain? he is a doctor after all! #he also just loves cuddling her in the morning before he has to deal with any troublesome patients #a rare moment of peace in night city #ash has quite a few tattoos so sometimes he likes to trace them with his fingers #it just makes my heart flutter so much!!! laying on his chest and hearing his heartbeat... #goodness his eyes are so beautiful under the shades too. or his morning voice SHDJAHDJAHDJEJ... #stupid old man... #i am. ridiculously in love with the old doctor man... #also you know how he has that one really fucking prominent arm vein? yeah.. ash running her finger down it..kissing his chest and his arm... #ASJDKAJSKJWEJWJ 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

[tinyetoile]

Farore’s Favourite

#legend of zelda #the legend of zelda #link (loz) #fem!link #genderbend #rule 63 #zelda au #don't. look too deeply into this lmao #i got frustrated drawing a halloween pic and wanted to draw something more experimental #there's a reason I mostly use cel shading and it's that I don't know how to do soft shading LOL #i know it looks like she's got the triforce of power but that's just because of the angle of her hand #the background is kinda unbalanced because I thought farore's symbol was the other way around... so I had to change the placement of it #to fit the Vibe I was goin for #im proud of how the pose came out tho #not the sword so much but that was the final stretch and I was running out of steam by then #as usual i post my best work at ass oclock in the morning. whatcha gonna do

[k66-official]

Greetings, Pekoponians, and welcome to the official web log of the Keroro Platoon, yessir! I'm the amazing and awesome Sergeant Keroro, and I'm sure I could do a better job introducing myself, but I'm just so, so excited to meet you all that I just couldn't wait to open up shop! As your friendly neighborhood alien invaders, we've opened up our "ask box" so you can communicate with your future overlords, yessir! So, please, drop by and say hello, yes, yes!

#sgt frog #keroro gunso #keropost #kerrooo i'm so excited!!! #we'll try to post pictures if we can! don't you want to see our fearsome yet adorable faces? #don't lie i know you do kero :) #me and tamama are excited anyway #i haven't told the others yet but i'm sure they'll have fun too yessir! #thank you tamama for helping me with this social media stuff btw #couldn't have done it without you private <3 #-k66 #and now a word from our host: #hi guess who it is :) #thats right its gem! from neardaily frogposting! yippee! #ive never run an askblog before so im jus. im doing my best here #i tried to run one once before for my fantroll it never went anywhere #but keroro is an existing character and literally me so i should get at least a little more out of this yippee #im too adhd to organize this properly from the start which is why keroro is the perfect host heehee #anyway im going to bed goodnight. keroro hopes he will have fun asks to answer in the morning :) #sorry i didnt really give you much to work with. just go nuts in the askbox doesnt matter if its silly or simple #uhh okay signing off

[izzy-b-hands]

I get two fucking sentences in on every new draft for every new idea lately, and then my brain goes 'hm, no, actually that's stupid/boring/cloying/not going to be something you can write at your current ability'

I am. vibrating with rage at my brain rn over this bout of writer's block. Bro we literally want to die whenever I go longer than like. a fucking week without writing SOMETHING; why the fuck are you making this harder!!!!!! Just let me write a full fucking thing even if it sucks!!! but i literally physically start to feel sick and can't push myself to keep typing as soon as the above thoughts hit. I have a stupid number of untitled, barely started to almost completely done drafts, for multiple fandoms (mostly our flag tho admittedly lmao), all of which have been started within the last maybe fourteen days.

i wanna scratch my brain out of my fucking skull lmao. free to a good home after i get it out, if anyone else wants to try and rehabilitate it

#text post #everyone tells me i should be grateful that writing comes to me naturally and I am! but also sometimes it does This to me #and the longer it goes on the worse it gets #and affects the rest of my mental health on top of it all #brain pls some of these ideas are cute!!! fun even!!! others are gonna be heavier pieces but they might turn out okay!! #but we don't know if they'll turn out okay or not IF WE DON'T FUCKING FINISH THEM #god. sorry y'all just. pls know if ur waiting on me to finish something in progress ive posted or want to see something new from me #and are upset abt the current lack of stuff. i am also upset abt it and i am working on it i swear #also i need to address this bc im running out of storage space on gdocs with all of these #so they gotta either be written and posted or given up on and deleted for space fdlkafjlasdjf #it's nearly one thirty in the morning. i should probably just go shower #aka the place where my brain immediately gives me perfect fucking dialogue like last night THAT I FUCKIN FORGET BEFORE I CAN WRITE IT DOWN #it's fine. it was some of the best dialogue and most in character i felt id ever thought of. and i can't remember it and it's gone forever. #it's fine

[kentucky-fried-thea]

the velveteen rabbit be like "folks I actually do need to BeReal"

#what is real #does it mean having thing that buzz inside you and a stickout handle? #real jdnt how you are made #its a thing #that happens to you. when a child loves you for a really long time #not just to play with but really loves you then you become real #does it hurt? #sometimes #when you sre real you dont mind being hurt. #does it happen all at once like being wound up? #said the skin horse. #the velveteen rabbit #imma type the book until i run out of characters just to prove i have it memorized #here was a velveteen rabbit and in the beginning he was very splendid. he was fat and bunchy as a rabbit should be his coat was spotted bro #wn and white he had real thread whiskers and his ears were lined with pink satin. on christmas morning when he sat wedged in the top of the #boy's stocking with a sprig of holly between his paws #the effect was charming. there were other things in the stocking: nuts and oranges and a toy engine and chocolate almonds and a clockwork m #ouse but the rabbit was quite the best of all. for at least two hours the boy loved him #and then aunts and uncles came to dinner and there was a great rustling of tissue paper and unwrapping of parcels and in the excitement of #looking at all the new presents the velveteen rabbit was forgotton. christmas morning: for a long time he lived in the toy cupoard or on th #e nursery floor and noone thought very much abiut him. he was naturally shy and being only made of velveteen some of the more expensice toy #s quite snubbed him. the mechanicsl toys were very superior and looked doen on everyone else they were full of modern ideas and pretended #they were real. the model boat who had lived through two seasons and lost most of his paint caught the tone from them and never missed an o #pportunity to refer to his rigging in technical terms. the rabbit could not claim to be a model of anything for he didnt know that real rab #bits existed. he thought they were all stuffed with sawdust like himself and he understood thag sawdust was quite out of date and should ne #ver be mentioned in modern circles. even timithy the jointed wooded lion who was made by the disabled soldiers and should have had broader #views put on airs and pretended he was connected with government. between them all the poor little rabbit was made to feel himself very ins #ignificant and commonplace and the onlt person who was kind to him at all was the skin horse. the skin horse had lived longer in the nurser #y than any of the others. he was so old that his brown coat was bald in patches and showed the seams undernwath and most of the hairs in hi #s tail had been pulled out to string bead necklaxes. he was wise for he had seen a long succession of toys arrive to boast and swagger and

[deus-ex-mona]

ice cream ✨always✨ makes everything better!!!!

#like today… i had a seriously horrible very bad day :( #so i went out to buy like $20 worth of ice cream and now both my wallet and heart feel lighter than before!!!!! #ok fr though i needa rant about my day here in the tags just to get it all off my chest in case i snap at the interns tomorrow lol #this morning one of the mfing titration machines kept giving wonky results >:( #so i just filled its stupid job queue thing with tons of repeats so that it could just run on its own while i did other things instead #then this intern came in and said ‘i’ll take care of these few machines!!!’ and yanked the probe out of the test solution… #all while the thing was still running ಠ‿ಠ and welp time wasted? time wasted. #and this other titration units kept giving invalid blank values for the entire day which sucked bc it was our best unit >:( #then this higher up lady checked the machine and found precipitates in the burette. yeah too bad she only found it like an hour before 5 ಠ‿ಠ #that machine worked properly after it was cleaned out though. as expected of our best unit~ #but while those 2 units were deceased there were 2 other units that were up and running #except this random maintenance guy halted one of the unit’s runs to do some pointless check and wasted good ol’ testing time for nothing >:( #all’s fine! we still had one unit!! :)))) right??? :)))) #…yeah no. while i was out submitting some results during the last hour of the workday the computer mfing restarted itself #i came back from the dude’s office to see the computer on the lock screen. ‘haha very funny who locked this?’ i thought as i keyed in the pw #oh *no* it restarted itself. while the units were mid-run. in other words the samples had to be re-keyed in、 #the then-currently running samples had to be reweighed，and i still don’t know who restarted the computer >:( #to top it all off，that intern from earlier kept wandering over to pat my back and ask ‘are you okay?’ #pls i literally hate human contact pls don’t touch me you’re making this worse ಥ‿ಥ #call me ungrateful but i was pretty close to snapping on her. sorry intern. you’re the capable intern too… #unlike that intern who dropped part of the equipment into the waste container while she was supposed to be washing it >:( #i hate titration soooooooo much :( i can’t wait to try out extra dangerous titration tomorrow :( #i get to play with acids this time i think? sounds like a recipe for disaster if you ask me— #anyway sorry if you read all that lmao. stay hydrated and eat tons of ice cream for a good time ok? #mona monday

[laughlikeyoumeanit]

Hello, World!

Hi there, Tumblr! I've been meaning to make an account of my own for a while and i finally got around to it today! I have heard that you are all very nice people :)

My name is Mask! It's what most of my friends call me. On this blog you'll mostly find: - Positivity posts! You are all amazing and deserve to be happy, even if we've never met I care about you all! - Pictures of me sometimes! - My thoughts and feelings! unsure how often this will happen haha You can also ask me questions and I might answer them! I hope we can all get along, I'm so happy to chat with all you lovely people!

Hi folks, @w1steria-tea here. This is an askblog for my oc mask. He is technically a youtube ego/markiplier ego oc but the original concept was a one off and never very fleshed out to begin with (It has shown up in canon exactly twice with no distinct character attatched and the meat of it is noncanon sidecontent), so he's sharing custody with canon. as you do.

WHAT TO EXPECT!! Mask will: ☺ Answer questions! The better the question the more time I spend on the drawing. really good ones may even get multiple drawings! ☺ Make in character text posts! i have. zero idea how often this will happen. its my first time w an rp/askblog we'll see ☺ Respond to comments and reblogs! If you leave interesting tags he might say something back!

Uh other stuff i want to say ☆ Boundaries will be fleshed out as I recieve asks and information about him is revealed, this includes content warnings etc. i have no idea how deep into this we'll get. questions will also likely take a minimum of two days to be answered. art is hard guys ☆ Ooc posts will be tagged #ooc, in character posting that is not responding to an ask will be tagged #in character, #mask speaks, or #mask posts. ☆ all art posted on this blog is done by me unless otherwise stated! PS: his desktop has a fun theme if u want to check it out its got a music player and silly blinkies and everything!! minor eyestrain warning tho just an fyi

OK THATS IT GO NUTS HAVE FUN SEND HIM TO UR FRIENDS IDK

#pinned #intro post #askblog #youtube egos #markiplier #if u know what he's based on u know #my brain has not shut up about him for two years so he has an askblog now #i have no idea how long it'll be up and running but we'll see! #god does he even have a tag??? #maskiplier #positiviplier #<- those are my best guesses #i dont use his full name ever tho its just mask usually. my silly. #he has a small bit of lore but im trying the collaborative approach to fleshing him out bc it seems really fun!! #its fuckin late here so i may re edit in the morning

[werebutch]

Lynx has got mental Illness

#no he’s been so sweet this morning #he finally gained the courage to explore another room and he’s been sniffing and running around ^__^ #he’s the best.. #every morning I come down and I’m surprised at how big he is.. he was just a little guy a few months ago..