#morons only

[bilolli]

scary movie night!

#sun is not amused #moon commenting on how the characters act like morons #y/n asking what would he do if he was in their situation #while gently pat-patting the poor sunny bot #he's not scared! #bilolli's art #sundrop #moondrop #hospitalized au #why do I always draw this type of illustrations only on magma #hhhhhhh #quality goes brrrrrr

[mirnsey]

I saw other people say this too, if you write a Msub oneshot and have the absolute audacity to end it with ‘he flipped it over to show who was really in charge’ kind of shit, how could you. Like.. girlie, bestie, Pookie bear.. you don’t have to appease to both sides. Just write the dom reader one shot and move on Pookie

#writing #msub #ఌmirney’s moronic workఌ #꧁i should shut up꧂ #domreader #oneshots #sub character #dom reader #why do you do this to me #why #bestie please #Pookie #specifically ones who don’t use the switch tag #and #only Msub or fdom #like 😒😒😒😒😒😒

[casavanse]

Palestine is a country. but I do get if you need to eradicate it for your colonial project.

My dude, just look at the notes of the fucking post where I explained that there was no country named Palestine.

No Palestine -> no state before Israel -> Israel is not an occupation.

And why did you even use the word "colonial"? Do you even know what that word means? Yeah, that's right, not Israel.

And, again: who was the leader? What was the government? WHEN WAS IT ESTABLISHED?

At this point I'm convinced half of y'all can't read.

#yall are absolutely morons #and im not only talking abt u its also abt thr propals that started reblogging my post #israel #palestine us not a fucking country #i stand with israel #ישראבלר #anon ask #do your fucking research

[drawfee-quot3s]

what if airplanes in the night sky were like ring-a ding dingg

i could really use a ring right now, a ding right now

- nathan + karina

#HOW AM I ONLY JUST FINDING OUT JULIA LISTENED TO MAGNUS ARCHIVES #my fantasy is drawfee tma video but i dont know what that would even be #drawing anime characters based only on their powers #he am a speak moron #drawfee #drawfee quotes #drawfee video #karina farek #karina drawfee #nathan yaffe #nathan drawfee #crazy frog #can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars

[atthebell]

i am very happy about all the posts circulating about being aware of cultural differences and i think it makes a lot of sense considering none of these streamers will speak english and will have very different cultural touchstones but it is kind of funny to me how little people discussed this previously when we already did have incredibly different cultural communication styles and contexts on the server like. the amount of times things have had to be explained or people have gotten pissed off because someone was "too loud"/"too aggressive"/"too indirect" or whatever is kind of ridiculous.

like again im very glad and i hope this means they're continuing to learn and see what does and doesn't work however from the fandom side of things im seeing people rb things and im like okay so when it's east vs. west that's easy for you to understand that there's differences but when it's europe vs. latam it's not. interesting. wonder if rampant orientalism has anything to do with that.

anyway im not trying to be like a self-righteous dick about this and i want people to be kind and think the best of people without leaping to conclusions i just wish people had given more grace in previous situations of conflicting cultural elements and i hope everyone is better going forward

#bell.txt #sorry im like really passionate about intercultural communication and i feel like ive seen people be morons for months now #and i do think orientalism plays a role in how people talk about these kinds of cultural differences #so to me it feels a little :/ that people are like warning each other so ardently rn versus previous language groups #like im not trying to downplay how difficult the lack of a shared language will make things #but i think that's not the only thing at play

[ccuniculusmolestus]

You know what hurts my soul a lill bit.

Like.

Henry says if he had the time, he'd sit Bunny down and explain everything to him. This is right after they scare Bun in Henry's house, when they show up all bloody, and Henry's like there was no time to explain because anyone might've seen them- but what about later?

I can't stop thinking about: what if you just TOLD him what happened? Bunny's biggest issue, according to Henry, was not the fact that they'd killed somebody, it was that they'd excluded him. (Personally I also thinkk it was bcs of the "several very unkind things" he'd written in his stupid little diary but sure henry, whatever helps u sleep at ni8)

I just feel like Bunny would've been less annoying about the whole thing and possibly even slightly concerned (about the cops finding out or something) because then he'd feel like he could still be implicated bcs he'd realize he had no alibi that could be confirmed and his previous involvement with the greek class would make him suspect too, and if he didn't realize it, Henry would 'remind' him of the fact.

It's just that...I know Henry was very disillusioned w Bunny towards the end, like he hated him, couldn't stand him, felt suffocated by him- but that was still someone he'd, at one point, cared about. I think Bunny at least deserved a fucking chance.

Instead of Henry avoiding him (ish) and avoiding the topic after Rome, why didn't the fool try to talk sense into Bunny? I know he was mentally exhausted, but the way his mind was like, going straight to murder makes me think he'd probably thought about it before too 💀💀

Even the actual murder bro like. Like. You lure him in and then you just suddenly shove him. Bunny didn't get a chance to plead for mercy or anything, or to promise he wouldn't tell anybody, so on so forth. I mean, Henry could have tried a scare tactic (pretending like they were gonna kill him to drive the point home, make him understand his position) but no, he jumped to murder immediately.

I suppose I can try and see where Henry was coming from. He didn't like to overcomplicate things, and maybe threatening Bunny would backfire like everything else did, maybe embolden him more. I get the impression that Bun was the sort to get worse if he was treated badly, even if he deserved it, but maybe being reminded of his own mortality would knock some sense into him. I know he was childish and immature and it makes me think he was one of those ppl you'd have to talk to nicely and try to appeal to his sense of friendship/loyalty for him to be nice, return the energy. Idk guys, I just wanted to get this thought out og my brain.

Also not to put the blame solely on Henry. My man was tired. Why didn't the other losers try and be like "Lol wtf. No." I know Henry was like their boss or whatever, admired yada yada but like...? He wasn't the dictator sort, like they couldnt talk to him even if they wanted to. This is why I think each one of them is just as bad as the other. I mean charles was showing hesitance before the murder and then after he was the most (visibly) regretful, even richard expressed some grief (or maybe he only did so in the book to seem nice) but yeah yeah yeah idk where im going w this but u get my point

#like if henry had just TALKED to Bunny #and tried to be patient depsite him running out of patience #my favorite and most hated genre of book is the same: 2 morons dont talk smthn out and then both end up dead #WAIT....IM JUST REALIZING #my one and only other favorite series?? HAS THE SAME STRUCTURE??? 2 BEST FRINEDS DONT TALK SMTHN OUT AND THEN THEY BOTH FUCKING DIE #IM SEEING A FUCKING PATTERN HERE #WTF I JUST REALIZED THIS #bunny corcoran #the secret history #tsh #henry winter #tsh donna tartt #winterbunny #francis abernathy #camilla macaulay #richard papen #charles macaulay

[hyruviandoctor]

Just a reminder that we all are carrying unseen burdens.

For example, Destiny 2 is my favorite game.

#Listen that Final Shape gameplay reveal was CHOICE #Bungie been COOKING and I'm so here for it #this is mostly a joke about how the community is incredibly negative and how some of the execs are money hungry morons #but the devs themselves are incredible and the community is actually so happy with everything revealed lately #It's nice to not be one of the only ones with hope for the future anymore #Destiny #Destiny 2 #The Final Shape

[sugaredoleander]

i say this with love. house fanfic writers, if you ever want me to beta something for medical accuracy, i'll fucking do it no questions asked

#hate crimes md #house md #hilson #listen. every medstudent is some version of an idiot and i am only a second year so for the love of god do not ask me #for Actual medical advice that i am not qualifed to give. i'm just qualified enough to check Fanfic. and i'll do it too just ask #this isn't directed at everyone. some of you have managed to put together well-researched compelling cases and i am kissing you #on the mouth for it mwah. even as i don't actually give a toss about most internal medicine #(look. i am just in a very monogamous relationship with trauma surgery) #anyway don't rely on the show either - sure it's one of the more accurate medical dramas but these morons still shock asystole #you can ask me how medschool works too!! the show is house md not house getting his md yet i've lost count of the ridiculous ways #people have gotten medschool wrong just. mentioned in passing. so concise and yet so wrong #serious offer. #these inaccuracies bug me more than they should

[kinsey3furry300]

Are we just never going to talk about that time in the 7th animorphs book, during the introduction of the Ellimist, which is a serious scene and a big fucking deal, when Rachel runs at Tobias to hug him because she's not seen his human form in ages, startling him, and he panics and so just starts flapping his arms like a bird in an attempt to get away.

Like... I need fanart of this specific scene.

#The ellimist thinking he's stacked the deck by putting Elfangor's son in the mix only to realise he's a fucking moron #That said the ellimist is also a bird mascarading in a humanoid body so relatable I guess #Animorphs #k a applegate #tobias fangor #rachel berenson #the ellimist

[soldrawss]

are you excited for rottmnt movie this summer?

I am literally so excited, the SECOND the trailer dropped I knew I had to draw my newest son

#my art #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt movie #casey jones #rottmnt casey jones #so like im OBVIOUSLY excited to see all the animation #and see my son leo get bullied and become all angsty #theres so much plot in this movie im so excited for it #BUT #when i tell you i SCREAMED WHEN THIS LITTLE MULLET WEARING MORON CAME ON SCREEN #Fuck im SO EXCITED FOR HIM #also like #master leo??? #hello??? #did older leo become a dad and just straight up adopt this kid im #getting emotional im gettibg soft thinking about it #say what you want about time travel #its happened in literally every other tmnt iteration #it was only a matter of time before rise did it too #and im so here for it gimmie gimmie

[hallowclave]

What a whimsical looking young man I wonder if he has received any job offers recently

Original photo

#my art #project sekai #rui kamishiro #if u saw this get posted before: no u didn’t #forgot to schedule the post for the morning incident 60 dead 600 injured. #i feel obligated 2 say I actually post abt pjsk on my main (apotelesmaa) frequently (I have brain worms) #& I only post on this blog once in a blue moon and it’s usually not serious art atp #so do not expect anything. #curtain call. what an event. love rui he’s such a good character. I hope he explodes. #he is so full of love and so bad at recognizing his emotions and problems. #‘I don’t have any emotional hang ups about anything’ says the guy who has so many emotional hang ups #rationalizing pulling back as safety measures instead of fearing abandonment/concern of hurting tsukasa (or others) again -> #rationalizing accepting asahi’s job offer because it’s the best for his future even if it’s not the best for himself #also tbh I think to some degree u could argue accepting the job offer was his way of getting ahead of being abandoned #not that it would happen and not that he’d recognize that to begin with #negative self awareness king! he is not processing his emotions at all! #would love for him to mention the job offer in a future event. even just offhandedly. shaking him by the shoulders. talk to ur friends moron #me when I’m in a not recognizing what I’m feeling and how it effects me competition and my opponent is rui kamishiro from hit game pjsk #etc etc. anyways. #once again falling into the ‘sure whatever this can go on the art blog’ category #in that I used simultaneously too much effort and very little in creating it #once again: [hope you’re hungry. for NOTHING] dot jpeg. as is typical here at hallowclave dot tumblr dot com.

[mixelation]

I think deidara would want to join anbu just to find out how he would rank in the anbu smash or pass polls.

deidara is SO confident he would beat itachi in ANBU smash or pass. deidara is cute AND he can have a conversation AND he's stupid lethal (important for anbu hotness points) AND he has four mouths. he doesn't actually like being hit on OVER the mouths but he will list it as a charm point when it suits him. who WOULDN'T want to fuck him???

but also he needs to prove this. for reasons

#tbh i was imagining ANBU smash or pass as just like someone tabulating responses on a white board list of names in an ANBU break room #or like someone chronically plays smash or pass on long missions and then records responses to make Rankings #so there's no reason non-ANBU couldn't be ranked? #you just only have access to results if you're ANBU #anyway deidara will concede kakashi and shisui might be hotter than him to rando ANBU morons #the ANBU uniform itself makes you like twice as hot. automatically fixes half of kakashi's problems #and shisui is just a catch? a tall sip of water? a snack and a half? sorry tori but it's true. deidara doesn't make the rules #reborn au

[mechanical-magician]

@fiveais I had to doodle this

#art #bomb rush cyberfunk #bomb rush cyberfunk headcanons #BRC Red #BRC Bel #BRC Tryce #chaotic morons alert #Red learns what puking is #Tryce is the only adult here i swear

[incorrect-ironwidow]

Sima Yi: I hate you

Shimin: Me too bitch you ain’t special

#after a particularly long day of training #can't be zetian here cause zetian doesn't hate herself #zetian only hates morons #yizhi is doing a list right now about why shimin shouldn't hate himself #iron widow #iron widow incorrect #iron widow memes #li shimin #xiran jay zhao #sima yi

[kuzann]

Reasons I have a hard time taking canon Vlad 100% seriously:

His nemesis is a freaking 14 year old this is self-explanatory

Keeps getting beaten/outsmarted by a gaggle of teens

Blew up his own house because he couldn't be bothered to do general maintenance on a piece of very valuable and potentially explosive lab equipment

Got bodied by Jack that one time and decided to never fight him again, Jack is canonically 1-0 in a direct 1v1 fight against Plasmius and that is too funny

Gets bodied by his own idiot schemes

Somehow couldn't figure out how to hire a hitman to take out the guy he's hated for years and sends the one thing Jack is supposed to be good at fighting to do the job instead. Are you trying to fail, Vlad?

Got eaten by a monster that one time. Embarrassing.

Did not do his homework when it came to how strong a ghost was at least twice and endangered the entire world and Ghost Zone because of this

In the bad timeline he caused the apocalypse because he is that bad at parenting and somehow didn't think to just send the kid to therapy and grief counseling instead of jumping straight to the mad scientist shit

There's probably more but these are the ones I can think of at the moment. Like he's absolutely done horrible things, no question about it, but then I remember the above and I'm just. All I can do is laugh.

#Danny Phantom #Vlad Masters #Vlad Plasmius #Character Analysis?? I guess??? idk #Maybe it's more of a shitpost #Do not ever ask me to take canon Vlad seriously #I can't #Just. LOOK AT HIM! #He's an idiot and a disaster and his failure rate is ridiculous #Every time he acts threatening it's just undermined by how much of a moron he is #He just sucks! #Danny and co. are only alive BECAUSE of this #I love him for it #It's hilarious #He's one of my favorite characters in the show #But I ain't gonna take him seriously #Vlad shares the title of “Dumbest Smart Guy You Will Ever Meet” with Jack imo #I say all this with the utmost affection for the character cause again he's one of my favs #I feel like a lot of fanon just flat-out ignores how dumb he is in the show so it can make him more scary #Which there's nothing wrong with that you do you boo it's fandom have fun! #But it's just not Vlad to me without the idiot streak

[stalebagels]

#i have like dozens of these #low quality meme alert #I've been hyperfixated on these morons for years by now #strike force five only made it so much worse #so here have a meme #STRIKE FORCE EIGHT STRIKE FORCE EIGHT STRIKE FORCE EI-- #Fallon is and always will be the butt of the joke #these are my favorite templates to do things like this with #john oliver #conan o'brien #jimmy kimmel #stephen colbert #jon stewart #craig ferguson #seth meyers #jimmy fallon #late night