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eyes-above--the-waves · 3 months
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As far as I'm concerned, Keefe's challenge record is still good.
It's not his fault everyone else is a fucking idiot.
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sciderman · 2 years
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cable/deadpool annual #1 (2018) 
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larsnicklas · 2 months
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there is a subsection of canucks fans both a) so miserable and b) fucking stupid. unbearable. like the team WON!!! your franchise centreman signed for MAX TERM on a SWEETHEART DEAL this weekend!!! why on EARTH are you harping on about petey not getting on the scoresheet today when he was instrumental in making the first goal possible by a dominant shift that ended with drawing defenders off of höggy, who subsequently scored. these people are idiots! they don't know puck!!!
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Romania - a country where one can't wear a headband without people assuming they're a protestant christian.
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limelocked · 3 months
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officialspec · 1 month
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i always roll my eyes a little bit when someone openly looks down on people who are religious/spiritual. ur telling me youve never made a wish before?? never sent a little prayer out into the universe???? get real
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autogynecologist · 2 months
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Thurston's Orange Peel Theory
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animentality · 1 year
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r-si · 9 months
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@kay_wow on tiktok
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cosmicisbored · 8 days
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i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice
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ourtubahero-blog · 11 months
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Crowley: I brought down the entire mobile phone network in London.
Crowley: Call Aziraphale!
*All lines to London are busy*
Crowley: 😑 F U C K ! I am not a smart man.
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rejectingrepublicans · 2 months
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Do you have to ask…
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“why does the fandom portray Aziraphale as such an idiot when he is canonically intelligent”
today a colleague with an engineering phd had a wasp get in his car and drove around with his door open until it flew out and only realized like 10 minutes later he could have rolled down the windows, next question
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