#moronsexuality

[artbybrittney]

They're so stupid, your honor.

#Nines is moronsexual send post #Gavin downs the thing in 10 seconds #and immediately makes it into the top 10 anime deaths with the astronomical brain freeze he gets as a result #Nines subsequently laughs at him for it bc he's an asshole like that #reed900 #dbh #dbh nines #rk900 #dbh rk900 #gavin reed #g9 #detroit become human #ignore the ever changing size of the table 💀

[seriouslycalamitous]

Pac better be moronsexual otherwise my favorite cube is done for. No way he brought up the WEATHER.

We were so worried about Fit bringing in angst that we forgot to consider the possibility of a skill issue.

#the WEATHER #ARE YOU KIDDING ME #Pac needs to be so moronsexual to overlook that #I need Pac to be the type of cube to tunnel vision only hear the important shit #fit: yeah the weather’s great and your outfits are great and i’m in love with you and the temperature outside is great and #pac: YOU’RE IN LOVE WITH ME? #i’m writing a fanfic in these tags atp #qsmp #hideduo #fitpac #qsmp fitmc #qsmp pactw

[failsibs]

Genuinely cannot believe Kendall's "Well if one of us is gonna have to be unhappy, I don't see why it should be me" shit actually worked on Rava. Like, she fucked him after this. She was into that. Hello. Rava? Rava????????

#send post #Kendall & Rava #I suppose anyone genuinely into Kendall Roy has to have some loser-ish qualities to them #She fell in love with him because she's moronsexual

[dalandan012]

I'm pretty sure lots of other people in the scott pilgrim universe notice how scott and wallace share clothes together..... Like i know its a common thing mentioned by everyone in the fandom, but I'm genuinely interested in seeing how other characters react to it. Stacey Pilgrims is the first one to notice during their college years btw. She goes to the kitchen at 2am to get snacks and wallace is there wearing only scott's shirt and his boxers... "Did you have gay sex with my brother?" "No, but he did throw up on me." He asks stacey where the hangover pills are and just leaves the scene after

#scollace #scott pilgrim #wallace wells #stacey pilgrim #scott pilgrim anime #scott pilgrim takes off #stacey pilgrim deserves better than having to be around these two i swear #i imagine she tried to hook them up together so wallace would stop stealing her boyfriends #but scott is a moron #wallace is a moronsexual #silly #drabbles #rambles #heehee #stacey pilgrim ill be your gossipy bitch friend!!!!

[ikarakie]

wallace is embarrassed of his crush on scott. not in the normal way of like: ooohhh i like him teehee how silly!!!!

but more of a: oh, god, he’s so stupid that i shouldn’t want to make out with him and yet i do

#moronsexual #wallace wells #scollace #scott x wallace #scott pilgrim takes off #scott pilgrim x wallace wells #scott pilgrim vs the world #scott pilgrim

[shiphappensmate]

Billy: I have high standards

Steve: *trips on his shoelaces and falls flat on his face*

Billy: shit, he's meeting all my standards

#billy is moronsexual #harringrove #billy hargrove #steve harrington #billy x steve #incorrect harringrove quotes #incorrect quotes #shiphappens writes

[zixzs-ajk]

none can resist the Smart Gamer Swim Gear

#deltarune #berdly #kris #krerdly #shipping #fanart #hispantssayIQI'mfuckingdyinglmaooo #moronsexual

[unlawfulchaos]

Mav: Am I in trouble?

Ice: Take a guess.

Mav: No?

Ice: Correct

Mav: Really!?

Ice: No, you idiot.

Ice: If you really think you're not in trouble for what you did to Admiral Caine's car, then you're even more delusional than I thought.

Mav, under his breath: It was worth it.

#im undecided as to what mav did to Caine's car #probably something involving glitter though #that seems like something he would do #ice is long suffering #mav is lucky that his husband is moronsexual and loves his dumb-ass #ice sighing as he receives his sixth angry phonecall from Caine of the week #mav better make it up to him #mean ice for getting Mav's hopes up that he might not be in trouble #but he's right #mav is a bit delulu #we love him for it tho #incorrect quotes #top gun #icemav #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #top gun maverick

[ironmandeficiency]

bilbo: i have the highest standards

thorin: what’s the spanish word for “tortilla”?

bilbo, ripping his clothes off: you absolute dumbass

#jj’s on the dumb bitch juice #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #bagginshield #thilbo #the hobbit meme #the hobbit shitpost #the hobbit incorrect quotes #the hobbit inaccurate quotes #lotr memes #lord of the rings meme #the hobbit trilogy #thilbo bagginshield #bilbo is moronsexual #bilbo baggins x thorin oakenshield #thorin x bilbo #bilbo x thorin #thorin oakenshield x bilbo baggins

[luxthestrange]

LMK Incorrect quotes#38 Great wise sage

Macaque: How long are we gonna let him do that?

Y/n: He’ll figure it out eventually~

Wukong*pushing on a pull door that has a sign"Pull"*???

#lego monkie kid #lmk #lmk y/n #lmk x y/n #lmk x reader #lmk macaque #macaque x reader #macaque x y/n #six eared macaque #sun wukong x reader #wukong x reader #monkey king x reader #lmk fluff #lmk incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #moronsexuals

[petite-phthora]

Oh, he’s stupid.

[DP x DC fic]

[Love at first... murder? - part 4]

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Part 1

Ao3

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“THAT CLOWN I PUNCHED WAS THE JOKER?!”

The frenzied question stuns Jason for a moment.

Oh. He realizes. He’s stupid.

...

Fuck, he wants to kiss him so bad.

Slightly incredulous, he manages to get out a question of his own in response.

“Just how many insane clowns do you think we have wandering around Gotham?”

“I don’t know, man! I’ve only been here for less than a week. And it’s Gotham, there’s a new rogue like every other week!”

Jason considers his point for a moment before conceding.

“… You know what? That’s fair.”

Danny slumps in his chair with a groan, his cheeks slightly dusted pink due to embarrassment. He puts his forehead on the table. Slightly worried, Jason speaks up.

“Are you alright?”

“Just peachy. Not even a week in a new city and I already managed to dispose of one of the city’s most infamous rogues, and I wasn’t even aware of it. Ugh, my sister’s gonna kill me. Fully this time.”

Right. Jason’s not gonna touch upon that last statement with a ten-foot pole.

Instead, he suggests “Well, you could try to keep it from her but, knowing how siblings can be, she’ll probably find out anyway. Better rip off the metaphorical band-aid and tell her yourself first so she’ll be less mad about you keeping it from her.”

Danny seems to think it over for a moment before nodding.

“Yeah, if I tell her beforehand she might be merciful enough to make it painless.”

Jason lets out a snort. He then considers something before speaking up.

“I could… show you around sometime if you’d like? Explain some standard protocols, show you which places to avoid, which places to visit… So something like this doesn’t happen again…?”

“I’d… like that” Danny days, looking up at him with a small smile.

“So…” Jason decides to switch topics “Tell me some more about yourself, you’re studying aerospace engineering, right?”

Danny decides it’s better not to ask how Red Hood found out all this information about him. If he were in any danger from the other, he probably wouldn’t have gotten flowers or been taken out to dinner anyway.

“Oh, yeah! When I was little I actually wanted to be an astronaut, but due to health reasons, that’s unfortunately not possible anymore. So instead, I decided to combine my mechanical engineering knowledge with my love for space. This way, I might still be able to land a job at NASA.”

Jason ponders over the possibility of sneaking Danny onto the watchtower.

They get interrupted by a waiter approaching their table, nervously asking if they’d like to order dessert.

“Oh, I’ll have some cannoli please!” Danny says.

Ah, a man after his own heart.

---

When they get to the observatory, Jason already notices Danny’s excitement growing the closer they get.

He managed to rent the place out for tonight, not having been in the mood for a tour or something. Besides, if he really wanted to know more about the stars, he’s pretty sure his date Danny’s got that covered for him.

“Over there you can see Ursa Major and Ursa Minor! They’re also known as The Big and Little Dipper, and are some of the easiest constellations to spot, mainly due to their pan shape. Though, the Big Dipper isn't the entire constellation, but actually only a part of Ursa Major, just the tail.”

Danny had started to tell him about the different constellations they should be able to see at this time of the year, using the telescope to navigate towards them and then letting Jason take a look while he tells him all about what they’re looking at.

“Oh! And there’s Hydra! While some parts of the constellation are visible for about half of the year, around this time of year the full constellation should be visible! It is both the largest and longest constellation.”

Danny seems to be practically glowing.

Wait, scratch that. Danny is glowing.

Jason takes a good look at Danny while he’s rambling. Not only does he seem to be emitting a soft glow, but his hair is also slowly starting to float as if he’s underwater. It looks like his meta powers are probably acting up.

Moreover, his freckles, which were very faint before, are now glowing a bright and familiar Lazarus green, which Jason finds mildly concerning. But also… kinda cute…

He tenses a little, keeping a wary eye on Danny, before slowly relaxing as he notices Danny is still excitedly going on about the Hydra constellation.

“Did you know Hydra is also often referred to as The Water Snake? The naming is based on the myth where a crow served Apollo a cup of water with a hydra snake in it. Apollo then caught the crow and was so enraged that he threw the cup and the snake into the sky.”

Yeah, no matter the connection Danny might have to the Lazarus Pits. There’s no need to worry about this fucking nerd, Jason notes with a small hint of fondness.

At the end of their little observatory tour, the glow around Danny starts to dim and his hair stops floating. The glowing of his freckles has also started to disappear, though he is still beaming.

Well, he’d call that a successful first date.

---

After their date, Jason brings Danny back to his apartment on his motorcycle. Once they’ve arrived and Danny is about to leave, Jason blurts something out.

“Oh wait! Before you go…”

Danny looks at him questioningly.

“Can I have your number?” he quickly asks, glad that his helmet is obscuring his reddened face.

He watches the way Danny lights up, his cheeks dusted light pink.

“Ah, uh. Sure!” the space nerd stammers.

Jason takes out a pen that he totally hadn’t taken with him just for this occasion and hands it over. Danny takes the pen and pauses, looking Jason in his Red Hood outfit over, before taking a gentle hold of Jason’s hand.

He glances up at Jason with a questioning glance, asking if he’s okay with this. Jason gives him a nod, that he really hopes doesn’t come over as too eager, in return.

Either way, it seems to be enough for Danny, who then proceeds to move down Jason’s glove a bit and write down his number on Jason’s hand.

Once he’s done, he puts the glove back in place and hands the pen back. Danny’s face is red and he’s grinning. Cute… Jason stays silent, not trusting his voice, and nods in thanks.

“So, I’ll uh see you… next time?” He asks, hope lacing his voice.

Again, Jason just nods in response.

“Great! Cool cool cool. Uh, yeah, uh Toodaloo Kangaroo?” He ends his statement with an awkward grin and finger guns, stumbling when he tries to walk backward.

Fuck me.

He watches as Danny rubs the back of his neck sheepishly before waving him goodbye and turning around, making his way into the apartment complex.

Jason keeps his eyes on Danny as he watches him disappear into the building before tugging off his glove and lowering his gaze to the phone number scrawled on his hand.

He swallows as he realizes that oh, he’s in deep.

#dp x dc #dp x dc fic #dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc crossover #dead on main #dead on main ship #jason: *falling harder once he realises that while danny has intelligence he's also kinda stupid* #jason is moronsexual #in dannys defence he had been a little preoccupied by the fact that there was another crazy clown after him #if danny had a nickel for every time an insane clown has tried to kidnap/kill him he'd have two nickels #which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice right? #he also decides to not question how the (former) crime boss got his info #and jason decides to ignore any suspicous or concering shit #he just wants this cute twink as is bf is that too much to ask? #no he doesnt care about the concerning lack of info on danny and his town #he's cute and he got rid of the joker so jason's willing to ignore that shit

[itsphantasmagoria]

Harry getting Draco and ferret plushie ✨👀

I don’t think Draco is very pleased about it. 😃

#Harry is a little shit #this was the only reason Ron went to the pub with them #Draco is moronsexual #little love ferret ❤️ #it’s payback for something cause Draco is also a lil shit #request fulfilled #drarry #draco malfoy #harry potter #draco x harry #drarry art #drarry fanart #ron weasley #itsphantasmagoria

[jdotsodomite]

#poor big. maybe hes moronsexual :( #jaime no #kprewatch2023

[slimepuparibaba]

Moronsexual (ft. the Astral Express Crew)

March 7th: *happy-go-luckily aloof* Stelle: *is stupid* Dan Heng: ... Caelus: *staring at Dan Heng* Dan Heng: ...why are you looking at me like that, Caelus? Caelus: Because we're both in love with morons. Dan Heng: Well, despite Stelle lacking social awareness, I don't think sh-- Dan Heng: Dan Heng: Wait, you're in love with March-- Caelus: Don't think about it. Dan Heng: But you j-- Caelus: Shut.

these two are so in love with idiots that like its just sad at this point how their advances DO NOT work

like caelus with march is funny because caelus is actually very stoic and doesn't show much expression. basically poker face all the time. so when he finally says something to march it goes down like this:

Caelus: March, I think you're really cute. March 7th: Aww, shucks! You're tryna flatter me, aren'tcha? Alright, whaddaya want? Caelus: No, I was being sincere. March 7th: Caelus: I just think you're cute. March 7th: ...are March 7th: are you joking or Caelus: No. I wouldn't joke about you like that. March 7th: March 7th: *squealing*

meanwhile if dan heng tried the same thing with stelle

Dan Heng: Stelle, I think you're really-- Stelle, digging out of a trash can: Hm? Dan Heng: Dan Heng: ...(am I in love with a raccoon?) Stelle: Didja need somethin, Dan Heng, or-- Stelle, excitedly: OH, DAN HENG! LOOK! I FOUND TREASURE IN HERE! :D Dan Heng: Dan Heng, sighing: (...a cute raccoon at least.)

#danstelle #caemarch #caelus x march 7th #march 7th x caelus #dan heng x stelle #stelle x dan heng #danheng x stelle #stelle x danheng #march x caelus #caelus x march #hsr #honkai star rail #twin stellarons au #headcanons #your honor these two are moronsexual for their girlies #like boys are you okay #stelle #hsr stelle #dan heng #hsr dan heng #caelus #hsr caelus #march 7th #hsr march 7th

[animeomegas]

I love the difference between moransexual Itachi and Sasuke.

Like their respective Alpha is trying to open a water bottle but it’s just not opening because they’re turning the wrong way and just tightening it instead.

Sweet Itachi is like “did you try turning the other way honey?” And the Alpha shows him it doesn’t work but they end up opening it. Itachi giggles at them and kisses them because he just can’t resist the urge.

Sasuke however gets mad at his Alpha after telling them to turn the other way and they say it didn’t work. He’s just like “give me the damn bottle then and I’ll open it” while the Alpha is saying no because it won’t work and then they open it mid sentence. Sasuke gets even angrier and they have an unserious argument for like 10 minutes until Sasuke huffs and tells them to drink their water. Then proceed to hold hands

This is exactly them, 100% perfect!! Like, you completely nailed it. <3

The image of Sasuke demanding the bottle to open himself, and then getting into an argument over it, and then immediately holding hands? *chef's kiss* HIM!

#morosexuality #moronsexual #itachi #sasuke #a/b/o #omegaverse #headcanons #alpha!reader

[bugtoast]

Hi davesport enjoyers

Bye davesport enjoyers

#my art #shitpost #sillies #davesport #dsaf #dsaf jack #dsaf dave #dsaf davesport #i tried out a new artstyle when it comes to drawing them #they are so silly #dayshift at freddy's #jack is moronsexual #its canon cause I said so