#mortal peril

[pratchettquotes]

They say that the prospect of being hanged in the morning concentrates a man's mind wonderfully; unfortunately, what the mind inevitably concentrates on is that, in the morning, it will be in a body that is going to be hanged.

Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

#moist von lipwig #going postal #discworld #terry pratchett #clarity #self awareness #mortal peril #near death experience #concentration #attention #unfortunately #the prospect of being hanged in the morning #oneliner

[mobius-m-mobius]

"Rest assured, our Loki will be with our Mobius, and they will be dealing with the consequences of this first season."

OWEN WILSON and TOM HIDDLESTON behind the scenes of LOKI S2

#mobius #loki #lokius #mcuedit #lokiedit #marveledit #DREAM DUO #brb crying at owen in the radiation suit bc only he makes a plot device of mortal peril look that cute 🥺🥺😭 #'our loki will be with our mobius' have i mentioned how much i like the mcu actually? we're friends now please ignore the convenient timing #won't even complain about fighting for my life coloring y'all just keep saying things i want to hear 🥰 #owen wilson #marvel #owenwilsonedit #loki spoilers #dianagifs #flashing cw

[quixoticanarchy]

sdfghjkl Jonathan calling Dracula's vampire ladies ‘awful’ and then immediately clarifying that he's casting no aspersions on women, women are great, Mina is a woman after all

#god forbid he even accidentally insult her while in absolute mortal peril! guy has priorities #now just learn not to make offensive generalizations about the local ppl too... #dracula daily #dracula #dracula spoilers #?

[skunkes]

expeditiously

#a doodley #installment 1000000 of smunker x pillow #furry #furry art #nvm all the ken obsession has done is put me in mortal peril

[abrahamvanhelsings]

listen i don't think edward little was actually a bad first lieutenant. when we see him in the first episode he's calm and confident. he does not say much but he's amiable enough. crozier likes him, and i don't think crozier would like anyone he doesn't think capable in some way. generally he's dependable and knows what he's doing. however unfortunately for edward he has these qualities because he has a major case of eldest daughter syndrome, which means he both wants to please his mum (crozier) and has an overdeveloped sense of responsibility for his younger siblings (crew), so when they get stuck in the ice and crozier starts going (more) alcoholic, he enables his mum bc he doesn't want to disappoint her even if he doesn't agree with her, and he has to pick up the tasks and care for his siblings she's not doing, but he can't let his siblings know about their mum's situation because they'll get worried and restless. and like a true eldest daughter he has to bear the brunt of mummy's anger for being a disappointment but he also doesn't want to seek refuge with the man she divorced (fitzjames) because that feels like a betrayal. also while this is going on there is a giant bear who hunts his siblings for sport so they're dying left and right and also a changeling master manipulator who's making his siblings mad at their mum and who wants to fuck said mum before eating her like some sort of praying mantis. anyway i think i would start being miserable and anxious too.

#joke post but i do feel like the whole 'edward little's bad lieutenanting' goes a little overboard sometimes #he's always in the worst position ever for a man whose sense of duty to captain and crew is at the core of his being #generally everything he does he does bc he thinks it's for the good of the crew. #but the crew is 24/7 in mortal peril so he's anxious 24/7 as well #under normal circumstances he'd know what to do. but these aren't normal 1st lieutenant circumstances. he's not equipped for it #and anyway i do need to point out. that edward is anxious abt everything and he makes wrong choices sometimes even with good intentions #but the first thing crozier did when he got miserable and anxious was stop trying and instead hope to drink himself to death. so. you know. #edward little #the terror #jopson is the favoured younger sibling in this scenario btw #inb4 someone comes into the tags like 'wouldn't jfj be the mum' not in this metaphor

[varilien]

something that was missing, that isn't anymore

(you can get this one as a print!)

#trigun #trigun stampede #trigun fanart #vash #vash the stampede #meryl stryfe #vashmeryls if you want to tag it as such u are very welcome to do so #oughhhhhhh (facedown in a ditch) i got SO emo watching episode one. they know each other!! how could they not!!!! #anyways as usual queueing this at night i will probably be asleep again when episode 2 comes out lol #EDIT: SAW THE EPISODE I FELT EVERY EMOTION #oh my god that was so good and im wailing #they pulled the coconut crab tweet with me this is gofsef do you love him well now he's IN MORTAL PERIL!!

[aroacesigma]

this has been a very confusing 10 minutes for sigma i think

#ramblings #gay awakening speedrun ft mortal peril #sigma bsd #dazai #sigzai

[wasco]

someday in the near future i'm going to have to block richard siken because everything he says makes me go fucking insane

#richard siken #he liked my tweet i was buzzing about it for days #every time he says something profound i let out little noises like a hamster in mortal peril

[stinkrascal]

also you know what else is sick and twisted. my muscles and joints were hurting for a whole week and i was terrified that meant i had blood clots and that death was imminent but then one of my beloved mutuals was like "maybe its a vitamin d deficiency" and so i started sitting in the sun for 20 mins every day and you know what........... it helped 😐

#why do ppl need sun like what. what does that have to do with anything. well a lot apparently #there is something a little endearing about thinking you're going to die only to realize it wasn't that deep at all actually #like ahhhhhhhhhhhh mortal peril ahhhhhhhhhhhhh help meeeeee!! jk i'm over it lol

[feelingtheaster99]

Poor Hank had to sit there for like forty minutes unsure if his character was about to die or not

#it’s like the worst cliff hanger ever #because he’s gonna get to play eventually #but first he has to watch literally every else play #when he’s the one actively in mortal peril #dimension 20 #d20 #d20 mentopolis #mentopolis #mentopolis spoilers #mentopolis grappling with death #grappling with death #Hank green #the fix #d20 the fix #mentopolis the fix #live reaction

[mobius-m-mobius]

KE HUY QUAN behind the scenes of LOKI S2

#key huy quan #ouroboros #mcuedit #lokiedit #marveledit #loki spoilers #SO HAPPY FOR HIM!!! truly the sweetest man ouroboros i'm protecting you with my life #(i mean unless mobius is in mortal peril first but otherwise that's the highest honor i can give lol) #loki #o.b. #marvel #dianagifs

[mallml]

Crosshairs

#kakashi #kakashi hatake #naruto #stuff i made #colored #sometimes self care #is putting your faves into mortal peril

[pochapal]

in an even worse way than i thought :3

#:) #my kidneys and maybe other organs are Fucked #gonna be in inpatient for a number of days pumped with iv fluids and high strength medicines #hope they fix me from this so i can stop my organs from dying and go back to rotating things in my mind #in mortal peril and scared out of my mind but i stay silly #now more than ever it is imperative i stay silly

[short666bread]

Clone Scorpius

#just some doodles on the concept #something something biological imperative something something triggered by mortal peril #sectumsempra #veela!draco #draco malfoy #scorpius malfoy #Harry Potter #down and out fic where Draco asks/harasses/threatens/guilts harry into paying child support #providing housing whatever #bc it takes two to trigger a ditch effort species survival Veela clone baby egg #potter #or one where harry find out and is like #that’s my son? and everyone is like no #definitely isn’t #but obv it ends w them together and harry adopting scorpius #fic where scorpius asks where babies come from #and harry is like *sweating* um uh well you were uh sometimes when two boys .. there was a war.. #and uh #umm #and Draco is like from an egg sweetie and scorpius is like :) oh an egg #omg this would make him and teddy like the same age lol #drarry

[thatswhatsushesaid]

currently thinking about just how much su minshan was willing to sacrifice--of himself, and of other people who relied on and trusted in him--to protect jin guangyao

goes 2 my knees, clutches my hair

#suyao #it's The Devotion™️ ok??? #he abandons his whole sect at the second siege of the burial mounds for jin guangyao #he will pull a sword on both hanguang-jun and zewu-jun over the HINT of a slight against jin guangyao #he puts himself in mortal peril and ultimately dies brutally to protect jin guangyao #uggggGGGGHHHH #i'm fine!! i'm fine #(i'm not i'm really not) #edited to add: like!!! regardless of how you choose to interpret the nature of the relationship between them #i don't think it is a stretch to look at sms's devotion to jgy and interpret it as something beyond friendship #or beyond the loyalty of a vassal to his liege lord #and i think what most fucks me up about their dynamic (in a good way) #is that sms never expects the same depth of devotion from jgy #given how deeply seated minshan's resentment towards the gusu lan is and how easy it is to trigger #a truly nuclear grudge response in him (looking @ u jin zixun) #i remain endlessly fascinated by the years he must spend knowing that jgy would always choose lxc over him if he had to #and yet he does NOT become bitter or resentful of jgy over this #he does not make his devotion to jgy a problem for jgy to manage #like if you lean into the one-sided shipping angle he's like a guy who has fully embraced his place in the friend zone #is he fine with it?? who knows! but he isn't going to make his feelings on the matter jgy's problem #anyway i love him send post #emotional support henchman

[windoftime]

Amity's first thoughts when she got stranded in the human realm:

"I sure hope they have pink hair dye and eyeliner in this world"

#mortal peril is no excuse to look sloppy #can't slay if you don't /slay/ you feel me #the owl house #toh #toh season 3 #the owl house season 3 #toh spoilers #luz noceda #amity blight #lumity