#mosquitoes are the worst

[frenchly-anxious]

I have a mosquito bite under my foot and let me tell you, I have never in my life been this close of actually wanting to amputate my own leg

#mosquitoes are the worst

[plunni]

buried on the bottom shelf of your local bookstores backroom ...

#sims 4 #ts4 edit #ts4 render #sims 4 edit #i actually worked at a 2nd hand bookstore for a bit while i was inactive here and i met the WORST GUY ON EARTH THERE!!!!!! #and he's STILL stalking my socials including my letterboxd like hello??? loser #anyway this was inspired by old pulpy book covers i hope it reads well and also hello👋 #mosquito

[darklordsauron]

I WATCHED THE FIRST EPISODE OF RINGS OF POWER (illegally) SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO:

I will list all the bad things and the good things of the first episode. Fair warning, I am right and those articles which calls this piece of steaming shit a masterpiece is wrong.

BAD THINGS-

The acting is sub par and so uncaring that it literally didn't feel like a real, just under a billion dollar, fantasy show based off of the legendary writing of J.R.R Tolkien.(Rest in peace, you deserve the world.)

Galadriel is a Mary-Sue (the perfect person. Everybody wants to be her, she is so 'cool' Rawr XD Uwu) and she is short despite being described in the books as taller than most elvish women and almost half of elvish men.

Elrond seems to have a crush on her and that just makes me nauseated.

Galadriel, if I should even call her that, wears the fëanorian star on every wardrobe item she owns it seems.

Actually, all the elves are the same height or even under it when compared to the humans.

The music sounds more like Game of Thrones than anything even remotely associated with LOTR.

The costume design in terrible. The material is cheap and plastic, they don't even try to conceal it. In one scene you can see that one of the background characters is wearing a black T-shirt underneath the clothes.

They barely say any of the characters' names (except Galadriel, which they repeat almost constantly). I had to google their names.

Brondir is the edgy warrior who is in love with the single mother (already forgot her name) who tries to help everyone around her.

The Harfoots, I also forgot all of their names, are the Hobbits of the second age and I hate the other main character whom comes from them. She is the relatable, clumsy character who is super curious. In other words, the most over used and predictable trope in all of film history.

They bring in new monsters/creatures that Tolkien never, ever wrote about. They probably needed these cliches to make the first episode more interesting.

The CGI sucks especially when Galadriel is climbing the glacier, icy, mounting thingy. The water is jelly and a piece of Valinor's sky literally clips out if you look really closely.

They jump locations every two minutes which gave me a headache and somehow the series is both fast and slow...AT THE SAME TIME!

There is really no heart in it. The entire thing was apathetic and simply lacked soul (because they sold their souls for money).

GOOD THINGS-

Gil-galad, his character actually looks canon and the actor is putting his heart into the performance thus making him the best.

The make-up of the orcs is simply beautiful. If only the rest of the series was.

Any scene with Sauron and the mentions of Morgoth is cool as it feels as if they have actual power in the otherwise boring show.

So far it sucks (no surprise there). I wanted to break my TV simply because their disrespect towards the source material is so obvious. Tomorrow my brain will have recovered enough to watch episode 2: Shit becomes shitier.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

#lord of the rings #the rings of power #lotr on prime #middle earth #tolkien #lotr #lotr amazon #fuck amazon #j.r.r. tolkien #i hate it thanks #amazon is a mosquito #the silm #galadriel #the mary-sue #the first episode was terrible #literally the worst #my brain is fucked #why

[hollowsart]

fruit flies are the bane of my existence.

I hate them so much.

roaches? not that annoying, easy to take care of

house flies? annoying, but again, relatively okay to deal with

FRUIT FLIES? where there is one, there is thousands more. it is near impossible to get rid of them. Especially when you live in a house with people who LOVE BANANAS and REFUSE to stop buying bananas !!!!

these things are EVERYWHERE.

#ghostie mumbles #you kill one? there is at least 5 more still around. you kill 5 more? there's 500 more. they are literally the WORST #mosquitoes aren't even this bad!!!!!

[airenyah]

#finding out he had feeling for pat's sister must have been one of the worst moments of wai's life #my poor boy :((( #the only thing that was probably more soul crushing than finding out he liked pat's sister #was finding out that pran likes pat and that they're boyfriends #ep8 really was a difficult time for my son huh :((( #waipa #bbs #bbs ep8 #adrm #meine grafiken #waipagifmine #bbsgifmine #happy april fool's day! #also let me tell you colouring this SUCKED #also for some reason the text is blurry when pat complains about the mosquito bites #but i can't be bothered to go figure out the problem and fix it

[cornerful]

Today's entry reminds me of backpacking with my aunt in mosquito season. There's only one word for it and that's Miserable. We had face nets, duct taped socks, repellent, you name it, it didn't matter. When there's that many of them, those fuckers get into everything. They're in your clothes they're in your face they're in your food. Despite assurances that our measures would be enough I got bit to hell and couldn't sleep from the itching.

I really feel for the hobbits and Strider lol 😭

#lotrn102 #lotr newsletter #lotr #midgewater marshes #the memory of little black mosquitoes stuck in my macaroni has never left me tbh #that wasnt the worst part but it summarized the situation pretty well

[tartrazeen]

I have come to realize how beautifully overpowered androids are in getting away from humans at any point in time.

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Android: i'm angry >:(

Android: i don't wanna talk to any humans right now >:(

Android, retreating through a room they've intentionally allowed to fill with swarms of mosquitoes: >:(

Android, actively hotboxing another room with chlorine gas after mixing a bunch of cleaning products together: >:(

Android, running a hose in through a tiny hole in the wall that's directly attached to a car's exhaust: >:(

Android, smearing peanut butter and shellfish and peach fuzz over all the bathroom walls: >:(

Android, setting off a stinkbomb in the middle of the bathroom: >:(

Android, lying down in a full bathtub after using caulking to waterproof themselves: >:(

Android: >:(

Android: this is too slow, i'm gonna speed up time in my head until i'm not angry anymore >:(

Android, emerging two minutes later: ^_^ oh wow that was so refreshing, i don't even remember why i was angry

Hank: ... I said I didn't want bed bugs -

Android: OH RIGHT, I WAS LIVING IN 1984, I'M GOING BACK TO MY MOSQUITO ROOM NOW >:(

#dbh #detroit become human #dbh connor #hank anderson #connor and mosquitoes would be best friends in the worst fucking way #'they're like me except they can fly and have friends 🥲' #my stuff #good job tartra

[spamtonmusubi]

the last hour adjusting the pagination was an hour well spent i think

#mosquitoes are also flying around the page #just need to add a transparent corner image and autoplay BIG SHOT and babey it’s my 2013 themes all over again #except we're not actually doing that autoplay. that shit was the worst #spamton

[hamishcat437]

favorite bug? not cockroach

Found this guy in my house the other day and thought he was pretty cool :}

#I also love. beetles. and all the other bugs #except ticks and mosquitos they're the worst

[josephslittledeputy]

I should wait till wednesday to post but I can't refrain, so, posting a small snippet of what I've been doing this past month (been reworking chapter 3 of willa's dark fic.... why does writing have to take so damn long)

“You haven’t touched your food.”

“That’s because I’m tied to a fuckin’ chair, John.”

“Ah, right.” His chin juts up, signaling one of his men over.

“What?” She snorts when the peggie lifts a fork full of mashed potatoes to her mouth. “Not gonna make airplane noises too?” Begrudgingly, she leans forward, knowing that she needed the food and to continue playing this role. “Gotta say, it’s better than that other godawful concoction the other night. Are you sure you made this?” This time she directs the question at John, smiling when his fork stops halfway to his mouth.

“You should be grateful I’m doing this at all, Deputy. I could have left you down there with the others.”

“Oh, yes! I am sooo grateful John. Thank you for taking me out of your metal prison and putting me into a wooden one.” Taking another, more forceful bite, she cringes when her teeth scrape against the fork, wanting nothing more than to feed herself for once. But she had yet to earn that privilege. God forbid she stab a fork into someone, as if she wouldn’t just use her teeth if she really wanted to. "So what, are we trauma bonding now or something?"

"What?"

"Well, you shared your trauma then pried mine out too. So what's that make us, hm?"

John stabs the fork into his steak and lifts it to his mouth, chewing thoughtfully after. "I'm trying to help you, Deputy. Don't you see that?"

She leans forward, taking a bite when the peggie lifts the fork to her mouth. Now it's her turn to chew thoughtfully. "What about your parents, John?” Silence. Not even the peggie guards make a noise, though they do exchange nervous glances. "Let's talk about that. About how you broke up your own family… landed yourself in an even worse situation." She tilts her head, satisfied when his jaw clenches with anger. "Alone."

"Enough!" He slams a fist on the table, causing his plate to jump and drawing a few eyes from the guards outside. "We're done here." The chair scrapes against the floor and the thump of his aggravated footsteps slowly fade away.

"Was it somethin' I said?" She flashes the peggie at her side a shit eating grin.

#god these two *will* be the death of each other though #a little humor amongst the darkness of this chapter #my girls been carved up like a thanksgiving turkey and *still* pesters john like a mosquito on the wall #also i think all of the peggies are so relieved that willa escapes johns ranch despite it being bad news for them bc she really is the #absolute worst captive they've had. theres a reason john had to put that bit in her mouth weporgijewr shes a mouthy little shit #tbd #also been working on some cel & gabriel but i need to make it angstier... hes gotta be more angry that cel just shows up after #being the one who exposed the truth and ruined his life wpoigrjerw (which tbh his life was a lie so idk she did him a favor 🤷🏻‍♀️)

[dobodleaday]

07.18.23 It’s finally summer time proper where I’m at. You know what that means…

Visits from the Mosquito Fairy 🙃

#creature feature #sketch #mosquitoes #I literally have the worst reaction to bites #I understand their ecological significance but please leave ME out of it 😭

[theleanbean]

Stop reading discourse by people with no media literacy

#text #this is about a biopic that people go into thinking its about a thing rather than the person #and also about izzy discourse #and people expecting in depth moral lessons during an 11 minute long cartoons rated y7+ #it's basically an extension of someone saying 'mosquitoes are the worst' and then a person saying 'you want all the birds to die?'

[tortoisebore]

it’s starting. already. the fuckifnf fireworks.

#this counts as this weeks tortoiselore #every year i forget #and then july 1st rolls around and i think my neighborhood is being sh*t up #and then i say ‘oh’ #‘dammit it’s fourth of july again’ #worst holiday and i’m not even talking ab the holiday itself #it’s too hot to be outside too many mosquitos so fireworks aren’t even fun #and the morons shooting them off at midnight on july 1st just ruin it for everyone #like go to sleep #go to sleep i beg #i need it to be labor day like immediately so that i can look forward to halloween #the only holiday that matters to me personally

[skettelyboi3000]

Could not for the life of me find a picture of a mosquito with its head up that was clear. They all just had their heads down. Long story short, this ain't the best.

#yandere simulator #midori gurin #midori gurinishi #mosquitos are my worst enemy #asks

[kbearart]

Fun part of creature design is research and boy howdy looking up mosquito facts for Marco is bizarre

Did u guys know that mosquito stomachs can divide their contents with membranes so it can digest different things separately? They also can feel air currents and their saliva is an immune suppressant

#I hate mosquitos they’re gods worst animal!

[artfulusername]

I was at an outdoor festival yesterday. I was covered from head to toe because I am pasty and prefer not to be sunburned. I had also hoped to deter mosquitoes from making a feast of me.

And yet.

And yet...

Those fuckers bit me through my socks.

Am I really that tasty? Is my blood some sort of mosquito delicacy that they aren't even bothered by a layer of clothing between them and my skin? Is there a way I can pass my particular gift to someone else? I don't want to be favored by mosquitoes.

#Tegan Talks #Mosquitoes #I appreciate their place in the ecosystem #I do not appreciate their bites #Being favored by mosquitoes is the worst gift ever #It's like I got a blessing from an inebriated fairy #I want whatever gift that fairy thought they were giving me