#most likely in the save verse as feeding au

[moodooivy]

Swap verse

And here it is. The Swap Verse. I want this to be more than just "Character swaps with Character". So here is a full list of who is here and who they are. Enjoy.

Swap Nightmare is Phobos. Name inspired by the Martian Moon, and by the god of fear who goes by the same name. Swaps with Dream. In this AU, Phobos is the guardian of positivity. While he represents negative energy and such, it is his job to keep the balance and watch over the opposite side of the tree. And just like Dream, everyone loves him more than his brother. But unlike Dream, Phobos actually earns and deserves the adoration. He knew the villagers did not love his brother as much and tried his best to him without letting him know people didn't love him. I'll explain the "incident" when I get to swap Dream but just know that Phobos does still eat the dark apple and become a goofy octopus we know. But unlike the original Nightmare, Phobos felt bad after what happened and decided to leave the village, not believing he deserved the adoration anymore. Phobos is still the leader of a gang. But it's not a group Phobos started to spread death and fear across the multiverse. Phobos started his group which I shall title The Good Sanses (Real creative I know) was started by Phobos when he began to take in Sans AUs who were in pain and alone. AUs that had the most negativity leaking through. His Salt equivalent is Phosphor. Name inspired by the word that means fluorescent light.

Swap Error is Cyber. Name inspired by the word that means related to computers and technology. Swaps with Ink. In this AU, Cyber is still the "destroyer of AUs". I want to go or a The Collector from The Owl House vibe. Cyber's story is generally the same as Error's... Which is... Well... I'm not sure what Error's story is but here goes; Cyber was previously swap Geno (Who I will discuss later), who was previously Blue. Cyber agrees there AUs are anomalies of the original Undertale AU. But he actually likes them. His goal is not to destroy them but to make them look pretty. He'll decorate the AUs with long patches of his yarn, make it all look pretty, and then move onto the next. Cyber is not completely devoid of malice. Just like Ink, Cyber is not necessarily "good". If he believes an AU is beyond saving he will destroy it (Hense keeping the Destroyer Of AUs title). He sees the multiverse as his personal dollhouse and the monsters inside, his dolls. Whom which he can toy with however he wants. His Salt equivalent is Crypto. Name inspired by the word short for cryptocurrency.

Swap Cross is Scout. Name inspired by the word that means soldier or person who searches. Swaps with Blue. In this AU, Scout is basically if Cross were to instead join Dream/The good side. But he joined Phobos. Scout has a very similar personality to Blue. He is very helpful and is the shining beacon of The Good Sanses. His Salt equivalent is Scotch. Name inspired by the fact that it also starts with 'sco'.

Swap Dust is Powder. Name inspired by the word that means particals. He doesn't swap with anyone, but he is meant to have a similar personality to Horror. In this AU, when Stretch tried to kill Blue, Blue instead fought back and kills Stretch. He felt terrible for it. But at the same time it felt so "good". So nice to not be a weakling for once and have someone else's blood/dust on his hands. So he decided to keep going and start killing everyone to feed his newfound bloodlust. After the first reset he did it all over again And after the second reset, and after the third, fourth, and fifth. After about 50 resets the human just... Stopped coming back. Powder is very mentally broken but not in the same way Dust is. Powder is just a complete manic mess. He is very emotional and cries over every little thing and is very clingy. Powder is similar to Horror in the sense that despite having a very tragic origin he is in a way the least harmful and cares for the other members the most. Powder has a ghost Pap as well whom he pretends is real as a way of coping. Sometimes it seems like he knows it's not real, other times it can be very hard to tell. His ghost Pap usually just mocks and verbally abuses Powder. His Salt equivalent is Pollen. Name inspired by the word that means powdery substance.

Swap Killer is Hunter. Name inspired by the word that means someone that hunts. He doesn't swap with anyone, but he is meant to have the same personality as Dust. In this AU, I wanted to play off the fact that Killer lacks emotions. Instead of lacking emotions but still acting with a lot of expression (The best way I can describe Killer) Hunter shows little to no expression. And unlike Dust, Hunter has no sense of empathy or sympathy for anyone he's hurt or anyone around him that is hurting. Hunter tries his best with Powder and Spook because he knows how hard their past is but he can never bring it in himself to fully sympathize. His Salt equivalent is Heather. Name inspired by... I dunno.

Swap Horror is Spook. Name inspired by the word that means unnerving. He doesn't swap with anyone, but he is meant to have the same personality as Killer. In this AU, not much really changes. Blue is the one who's eye is required for the Core. Alphys is never able to bring herself to take it herself, but when Spook finds out about this, he himself offers to let her. Spook is very dim witted and empty-headed. A silly goofball. He usually just spends his time eating because he's always hungry. His Salt equivalent is Spade. Name inspired by the fact it also starts with 'sp'.

Swap Dream is Hypnos. Name inspired by the god of sleep that has the same name. Swaps with Nightmare. In this AU, Hypnos is the guardian of negativity. While he represents positive energy and such, it is his job to keep the balance and watch over the opposite side of the tree. And just like Nightmare, the villagers do not like him. But unlike Nightmare, Hypnos is kind o justifiable to dislike. He's a bit of a self entitled jerk. He is very jealous of Phobos and has always suspected the villagers loved him more. Hypnos is always trying to get some love but never can. Until one day he gets tired of it. Hypnos eats a positive apple to try and gain some attention. But when that doesn't work he snaps and tries to kill his own brother. Phobos eats the dark apple in order to become strong so he can fight back. But before Hypnos and him and fully fight, Hypnos turns to stone. Once Hypnos came back from stone he swore to himself that he'd get back at Phobos (For existing I guess). And so he started his own little group called the Fallen Sanses. His Salt equivalent is Hydria. Name inspired by the word hydra.

Swap Ink is Slate. Name inspired by a shade of grey and 'blank 'slate''. Swaps with Error. In this AU, Slate is still the "protector of AUs". Slate is still the one who creates the AUs. But here, his attitude is much more similar to Error's. He is VERY particular about his creations and if he finds that there is a single thing wrong with it he will destroy it. Even if it's when he changes his mind after creating the monsters that live in the AU. Slate gets very jealous. If he thinks someone is getting more attention than him he will purposely deface their work. Which is why he hates Cyber. After Cyber "ruins" the AUs Slate works "So HaRd" to "perfect", he will destroy it. Even if he could very easily just clean up the mess. If Slate befriends someone he might leave the AU they live in be. But one wrong move and he will destroy that AU just out of spite. His Salt equivalent is Sullen. Name inspired by the word that means gloomy and depressed.

Swap Blue is Cobalt. Name inspired by the shade of blue and material that goes by the same name. Swaps with Cross. In this AU, Cobalt is basically if Blue was recruited by the Bad Sanses instead. Blue became a royal guard in Underswap and then was recruited to become a Fallen Sans. But what happened was he didn't join by choice. Hypnos took him away from his AU before Slate decided to destroy it. Perhaps he say potential. Neither are sure. He just did it. Anyway. Blue was renamed Cobalt to sound more intimidating I guess? Cobalt will often question Hypnos and Slate's morals. His Salt equivalent is Cloud. Name inspired by Cloudberries.

Swap Lust is Poly. Name inspired by the word polyamorous. In this AU, Poly is feminine. That's it. Your welcome. His Salt equivalent is Posy. Name inspired by the flowers.

Swap Ccino is Muffin. Name inspired by the food. In this AU, Muffin will be made to be as cute as possible. He still has a cafe. But instead of cats he has a bunch of bunnies and instead of a bunny hoodie he has a cat hoodie. His Salt equivalent is Mocha. Name inspired by the chocolate.

Swap Geno is Cide. Name inspired by the last part of Geno'cide'. In this AU, Cide is basically Blue if he were put in Geno's situation. If the human were to somehow find a way to kill Stretch first. His Salt equivalent is Ciao. Name inspired by the fact that there weren't a lot of options.

Swap Reaper is Phantom. Name inspired by the word that means ghost. In this AU, Phantom is basically Blue if he was Reaper I guess. His Salt equilavent is Phasmid. Name inspired by stick bugs for some reason.

Swap Fresh is Tyke. Name inspired by the word that means young rascal. In this AU, Tyke is still a parasite. But with a few changes. Instead of being incredibly dark and intimidating, Tyke is very short and "cute". He is designed to deceive others and make them trust him. He bears a striking resemblance to fanon Blueberry. "Also he tawks wike dis". He wears a cute pair of glasses that neutrally say 'UwU'. But make no mistake. Despite his cutesy appearance, Tyke is still plenty dangerous. Tyke has a very similar aesthetic to a 2000s kid. His Salt equivalent is Tux. Name inspired by the word tuxedo.

Swap Science is Gizmo. Name inspired by the fact Gizmo is a nerd name I guess. Gizmo is an absolute nerd and I luv him. His Salt equivalent is Gemma. Name inspired by the fact that Gemma is also a name that starts with G.

Swap Midnight is Goji. Name inspired by Gojiberries/Wolfberries. Swaps with Ivan. Goji acts like an animal like Ivan. But instead of a dog she acts like a cat. She is still shy like Midnight and doesn't like confrontation. She'll avoid any situation she thinks may lead to that the best she can. She's also not as angry and nippy as Ivan. Goji's parents are technically Cobalt and Cyber.

Swap Ivan is Shoah. Name inspired by the word that means catastrophe. Swaps with Midnight. Shoah is very very shy. He doesn't like to talk to people because he can't really talk well himself. Shoah will often refer to himself when he speaks instead of using words like "I" or "Me". Shoah's parents are Spook and Powder.

Swap Zany is Morose. Name inspired by the word that means sullen and gloomy. Swaps with Chip. Morose is basically Zany but if he was raised by Dream. His kind nature isn't held back by his evil surroundings. Morose is very cheerful and positive. Just like Zany, Morose doesn't really have parents. Phobos made him out of positive energy.

Swap Chip is Ennui. Name inspired by the word that means bored and lethargic. Swaps with Zany. Ennui is exactly what her name is. She is neutral to almost everything. She's glued to her phone. Ennui's parents are Cobalt and Cyber.

Swap Honeydew is Durian. Name inspired by the fruit. Swaps with Domino. Durian is still a very smart and scientific skeleton. She's just a bit more dirty like Domino.

Swap Pitaya is Peach. Name inspired by the fruit (Only because Plum was taken). Swaps with Mayonnaise. Peach is a cheeky little prankster like Mayo. But her pranks are food related. Like pie in the face or broccoli in chocolate.

Swap Mayonnaise is Nutella. Name inspired by the food because it's sweet. Swaps with Pitaya. Nutella is now the yandere for Peach.

Swap Domino is Flask. Name inspired by the contain, which can be used for chemicals or alcohol. Swaps with Honeydew. Flask is still into card games and stuff like that. But he's not a gambler. He's a good boy that just likes to do card tricks and magic tricks for fun.

Swap Casper is Felix. Name inspired by the name that means fortunate and because it sounds like a rich kid's name. Swaps with Constellation. Felix is just as cruel and hateful as Casper. But it's more so a spoiled cruel like the way Constellation is. He's like a generic mean rich kid you see in cartoons. But Felix is also a tricky devil. He likes to play mind games with people just to annoy them. Felix's parents are Powder and Hunter.

Swap Constellation is Calypso. Name inspired by the goddess who goes by the same name. Swaps with Casper. Calypso is basically Constellation but if she was raised by Nightmare. Hypnos fully indulges Calypso on her spoiled cruelty. Just like Constellation, Calypso doesn't really have parents. Hypnos made her out of negative energy.

Swap Abstract is Tinker. Name inspired by the word that means to fiddle with something and repair it. Swaps with Desire. Tinker loves to fiddle with anything they can get their grubby hands on to see what they can do with it and how they can make it look prettier. They still can't speak.

Swap Scarlet is Maroon. Name inspired by the shade of dark red. Swaps with Dread. Maroon is very dull like Hunter. She constantly has a blank expression on her face. Maroon's parents are Hunter and Spook.

Swap Dread is Blanc. Name inspired by the french word that means white. Swaps with Scarlet. Blanc is very hopeful and full of life. She likes to see the beauty in everything. Blanc's parents are Cide and Phantom.

Swap Desire is Iris. Name inspired by the word that means colorful and pretty. Swaps with Abstract. Since Desire can talk I wanted to go for the complete opposite affect Abstract has. Iris never shuts up and is constantly babbling about something. She loves the arts and is always on her phone taking photos and selfies.

Undertale: Toby Fox

Blue: Popcornpr1nce

Ink: Comyet

Dream: Jokublog

Nightmare: Jokublog

Geno: Crayonqueen

Error: Crayonqueen

Fresh: Crayonqueen

Horror: Sour-Apple-Studios

Killer: Rahafwabas

Dust: Ask-Dusttale

Lust: Nsfwshamecave

Reaper: Renrink

Science: HolyTraitor

Cross: Jakei95

Ccino: Black-Nyanko

Ivan, Midnight, Zany, Chip, Domino, Mayonnaise, Pitaya, Honeydew, Constellation, Casper, Desire, Dread, Scarlet, Astract: Me

Swap Verse: Me

#undertale #nightmare sans #horror sans #killer sans #dust sans #swap sans #dream sans #ccino sans #cross sans #science sans #fresh sans #geno sans #error sans #lust sans #blue sans #ink sans #ship kids #swap verse

[ma1dita]

partners in crime

luke castellan x fem!dionysus!reader [the trouble!verse]

MAIN SERIES MASTERPOST

summary: few things are certain in this life as a demigod, but one thing is for sure— you can’t fight fate when it pulls you and luke castellan together, over and over again. two young people who hate the gods are more like them than they think, for better or worse. annoyances to best friends to lovers

things to know: dionysus!reader's nickname is trouble & most of these can be read as standalones!

here's a playlist (spotify & apple music links now available!)

child of dionysus headcanons!

trouble!verse moodboard 1 & moodboard 2 & college!trouble by the lovely @24kmar

deleted scenes from a different universe (AUs)

play the extended cuts (blurbs from in-between)

character study: luke castellan & trouble

any works, updates, thoughts, musings, etc about this series will be tagged under #trouble!verse !

key: fluff - ☼ angst - ☽ smut - ☆ jo's favorites - ᥫ᭡

[rewind to before] pre-established relationship

trouble always finds me (trouble!reader origin story) 1.7k ☼

The one where he could tell you were trouble from the day he met you. (You're an annoyance, but not an enemy)

entropy ☼

The one where you both blur the lines between annoyance and admiration. (the promise of becoming partners in crime)

buddy system 4.2k ☼

The one where he comes with you to rescue your younger twin brothers, Pollux & Castor. (this is as close to a real quest that Mr. D will give you--might as well take someone you trust!)

somebody's angel 4.4k ☽

The one where you convince him he’s pretty, even with a scar. (songfic - Die Alone - Finneas)

feed the fire 1.2k ☼

The one where his focus is not on spilled food, but on you. (Luke realizes this is more than playful banter)

bedtime stories 2.4k ☼

The one where night shift with him runs late, but you don’t mind at all. (the both of you have feelings you want to admit, but duty calls!)

crazy little thing 3.4k ☼

The one where he uses all his drachmas to make you smile on Valentine's Day. (the Apollo kids are better matchmakers than Aphrodite, sometimes)

anything you want 1.6k ☼

The one where you and him have your first kiss. (You've always loved teaching the story of Orpheus and Eurydice; except when your Orpheus runs away from you)

said he likes crazy 2.1k ☼ ☽

The one where only he can help you with a bad day, even if he's avoided you since your first kiss. (For being a son of Hermes, he has a way of calming your nerves)

[pause and remember us like this] established relationship

play pretend 5.1k ☼

The one where Mr. D catches you two in the act, but you and him aren’t exactly together yet. (Drunk words are sober thoughts. Your dad just wishes Luke told you instead of him)

a wish your heart makes 1.4k ☼ ☽

The one where you share dreams, burn cookies, and it still reminds him of home. (The dryads will probably ban you from the kitchen after this)

chance encounters ☼

The one where you both daydream about different lives. (You think you'd find him anywhere, by soul alone)

to see the chaos through ☽

The one where he remembers he was never a good guy, just yours. (Luke makes the ultimate deal with the devil in order to save you)

not your goddess ☽

The one where you both know the best of days eventually have to come to an end. (songfic - Goddess - Laufey)

don't blame the kids ☼

The one where you both chaperone a trip to Mount Olympus. (the Olympians are bigger gossips than you thought they'd be)

trouble's coming for you 3.7k ☼

The one where Percy meets his two favorite counselors at Camp Half-Blood. (three times Percy is oblivious (and in the way) and the time he realizes you and Luke are in love)

now that we're older 3.5k ☼

The one where he asks if you can stay the night even if all of cabin 11 makes fun of him. (Luke is tired of the routine. He just needs his girl)

if you need to be mean (be mean to me) 1.5k☽

The one where he leaves before you wake up. (songfic - I Don't Smoke - Mitski )

[fast forward until we meet again] post-tlt

lovers, or partners in crime 2.1k ☽

The one where Annabeth and Percy think you’re guilty too. (the last day leading up to Luke's betrayal)

love like a blister: the five stages of loving losing luke 4.7k ☽

The one where you learn to mourn someone even if they’re still alive. (the five stages of grief after facing a loss)

to catch a thief 3.7k ☼ ☽

The one where duty calls at Camp Half-Blood. Again. (Your reunion with Luke isn't quite what you expected.)

solipsism 5.3k ☽

The one where you finally pray to Hestia to keep your home safe, even if he's also trying to destroy it. (the four times Luke uses Backbiter to visit you during college ft. the first time you trust a god to help you)

angel with a broken wing ☼ ☽

The one where he falls from grace and still thinks of you. (the four women Luke Castellan risked it for and how it will end up killing him)

love me dry (LATEST ADD) 4.5k ☼ ☽

The one where he meets you at his mother's house, though both of you didn't expect the other to be there. (a glimpse into May Castellan's idea of a perfect day)

when the curtains close☽

The one where you lose two people in the Labyrinth that day. All strings are cut. (Annabeth and Pollux find out the biggest difference between you and Luke.)

asking for trouble ☽

The one where Luke's final wish is to see you. (He's himself again, and all he wants is to find out if the trouble was worth it all)

as above, so below ☽ ☼

The one where you plead your case with the gods of Olympus. (The one thing the fates didn't expect was how much you'd both be like your fathers; in a way, you and Luke didn't see it coming either)

ask to be added to luke/general taglist 🥹

#made by ma1dita ♥︎ #luke castellan x reader #pjo series #luke castellan x dionysus!reader #pjo imagines #luke castellan x reader fanfic #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #🪽 #trouble!verse #percy series #pjo x reader #jo's navi <3

[widderwise]

DP x SW

Danny Phantom x Star Wars fic Idea:

Btw, I have never posted on Tumblr before so I have no idea if I am doing this right. I am bad at communicating on the internet apparently. My son's friends think I am nerdy/geeky enough to be the cool mom though so I'll take it.

So, in Danny Phantom he Infinite realms holds all afterlives. However, only so many people form into ghosts after death. Highly traumatic emotional deaths and people exposed to ectoplasm if I understand correctly.

I was thinking about SW Mandalorians and how they think of death and souls. Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la - "Not gone, merely marching far away"—;

When a foundling is adopted it's 'name and soul' and I've seen it referenced as giving that child a soul, sometimes even after they died.

"Comprised of a simple statement of intent, a prospective Mandalorian parent needed only to recite the phrase ni kyr'tayl gai sa'ad—"I know your name as my child"—followed by the name of the individual to be adopted." Wookieepedia

The Mandalorians have the Manda:

"The manda was a spiritual[2] and philosophical concept in the Mandalorian religion. Among the living, manda referred to a state of being, wherein a Mandalorian had achieved a philosophical unity of mind, body, and spirit. Additionally, the manda could refer to the collective soul of the Mandalorian people, with Mandalorians passing into the manda upon their death." (Wookieepedia)

I have a headcannon that the Manda would be an ancient spirit like Vortex, Undergrowth, and Nocturne. With the Mandalorians united under the Manda, they are far more likely to form as ghosts and 'go 'marching' in the Infinite realms than a random Joe. This would lead to a large Mandalorian civilization in the realms, most likely made larger by the Mandalorian tendency to adopt. The realms would have plenty of newly formed ghosts from all overt the multiverse, probably a lot without a particular afterlife they're shooting for.

For a fic idea I see a Mandalorian, say Jaster, coming across Danny (maybe he had to flee his dimension due to the GIW) and adopting him on the spot (or at least trying to). He can mentor Danny as a leader (if this is a ghost prince/king thing). Or for more zaniness Dani/Elli. Or both.

THis being a SW cross you can have Dani taking notice of the clones. Jaster probably keeps an eye on Jango if he can. Danny and Dani being halfas could go into the SW verse to help the clones. Maybe leaving Jaster to collect the decommissioned clones by adopting them on his behalf? Not sure of the logistics there. I like the image of him saving the decommed clones and keeping them safe in the realms.

Jango might not count the clones as his kids, but my understanding of Mandalorian culture is that you can't disown your kids (but they can disown you), so they might be born into the Manda anyway. The Manda (as a spirit in this AU) would be very upset I think and maybe ask Danny as King to intervene? Just spitballing now. Maybe send Jaster to haunt Jango until he fixes his ish (as much as possible). Maybe other former Manda'lore as well.

Fun additions:

Jaster/Ghost Writer besties or maybe more?

Lunch Lady feeding the clones

Technus vs droid armies :)

#danny phantom #mandalorian culture #star wars #jaster mereel #dani phantom #jango fett #danny fenton #clone wars

[capcavan]

Cannibalism - AFTG YC AU

based on cake verse my beloved TW cannibalism / pica / consensual and dubiously consensual cannibalism / government sanctioned cannibalism / diseases

"science background"

certain people have genetic defect which over course of their lives alters their neurological system to a point they stop being able to feel taste or scent of natural food sources 

the condition is incurable and negatively impacts mental health

can cause malnutrition loss of interest in food

always leads to cannibalism

*people in late stages of the disease develop preference for human flesh as it's the only natural food source that still has taste and smell, certain people seem to have much more attractive smell and taste

"People are not made equal some are more tasty than others"

In borderline cases meeting of two perfectly compatible persons (A yen and A cupid ) can lead to cupid ignoring voice of reason and immediately aim to devour yen

YEN: A strong desire or inclination; a yearning or craving. The monetary unit of Japan

CUPIDity: Excessive desire, especially for wealth; covetousness or avarice. An eager desire to possess something; inordinate desire; immoderate craving, especially for wealth or power; greed. Discovered and first publicly documented in Japan while cases of the phenomenon were written off as mental instability everywhere else]

Riko is a cupid he knew it ever since the day he got to taste kevin day's blood, even worse kevin day is Riko’s yen and every night they were left alone together they both feared Rikos self control will run out

Riko picks people for perfect court based on their compatibility [all of them are likely his yen's]

Legally after age of 18 all cupids are forced to wear plastic muzzle covering their mouth

Andrew is also cupid but he masks well and nobody knows, he also brings fake blood samples to doctor appointments to make sure he is not discovered, and is absolutely not prepared when Neil turns out to be his yen- bad things happen

Aaron is not a cupid, after Andrew is discovered they often swap places (Andrew goes out in public without muzzle and dressed like Aaron carrying Aarons id bc no way he will walk around muzzled even if it puts others at risk)

Riko bit off Jean’s lips while kissing one day after that he refuses to approach anyone without the muzzle on

Cupids do not possess sharper teeth or super strength, their digestive tracts are no different than normal people, often times individuals end up misdiagnosed with pica(cases of eating other persons hair , napkins etc.) Cupids show preference for red meat in diet through their lifetime usually raw, which can lead to health complication but also is theorized its body's way of preparation to consume human flesh in future Cupids tend to form strong emotional connections with yens (one sided) The society doesn't condone cannibalism, the flesh eating is dangerous both for Cupids and any humans who might even willingly partake in their feeding, consensual cannibalism is also illegal (when organized by individuals directly) Cupids are allowed to eat designated and prepared remains and useless body parts after medical procedures after the flesh is checked and deemed safe for consumption. The system is made for safety of everyone as Cupids lack ability to take their own safety in consideration as well (prion diseases, and all other sickness that can be transferred from body to body by tissue consumption as well as general inability of human digestive tract to deal with most of tissues) Cupids often suffer from digestive tract blockages after ingestion of inedible items, the health of their digestive tract is in below average conditions based on their dietary preferences. The black market is blooming and Moriyamas are at the head of it. Humans can not save animals but when cell multiplying technology was discovered they decided to save themselves and start trying to clone human flesh for Cupids consumption, its impossibly expensive for a normal person but a rich person can enjoy safe and flavourful meals that are strengthened with all vitamins and minerals necessary.

#riko moriyama #andrew minyard #arron minyard #kevin day #aftg #canibalism #AFTG YC AU

[dcwnthercbbithcle]

@dollhidden asked for a 'Plot's Please!' for their characters, BUT TUMBLR ATE THE MESSAGE AFTER I TRIED TO SAVE THE DRAFT! Very Sadge!

send me “plots please” and I’ll respond with 3 (or more) interesting plots / relationships / connections I can think of for our muses! | ACCEPTING

HEY LADYBUG!! Happy New Year! How've you been doing? I hope it's been well! I won't lie to you; I went a little hard with these ones, and the major reason I made Doe multi-verse and more inspired by Dead By Daylight was because of you and your muses, or more specifically, wanting to roleplay with you in your verses!! ASDASDSADH

POTENTIAL INTERACTION COMBINATIONS / INTERESTING DYNAMIC IDEAS

Okay, so, straight off the bat, given how long we've been mutual and all the convos we've had, I don't think I really need to spend the time selling you on my muses and explaining their entire deals and instead focus on the many potentially interesting combinations with a couple bits of explanations for them while completely VIBRATING with excitement! ASDHASDHASD

So first, Fíadh, now I THINK I've told you about Fíadh before, but just in case, this is a bun memory moment, let me rewind. In the broadest sense, she is an Inscryption based oc that takes notes from the entity known as Leshy for her background. She's a mix of folklore, classically dark fairy tales, gods that hold humans to the exact bestial nature as all other animals, sacrifice, bloodshed and the brutal beauty of nature. Now, she isn't CONSTRAINED to Inscryption; it's just an important context for understanding both the sort of woman and character that she is! She is my not-so-feral, malevolent, formerly human mountain-dwelling monster that will eat people alive! She's fun and sassy, like a goat, but also an apex predator who knows that about herself.

NOW THIS IN MIND: Fíadh would be FASCINATING to watch and interact with any of the RE: Village muses. Now, this is partially because being confronted with the fact that she's not the most dangerous beast in the woods would be a startling revelation. But also, more like her but not like her, ones that left their humanity behind, who gave it up for 'family' and duty in exchange for this feeling of belonging and love.

Especially Lady D or any of the daughters, because, like, Fíadh isn't feral feral but she is so unacquainted with 'proper' 1910s+ manners that I think it would be funny for the girls to have a 'WHY IS SHE ALLOWED TO DO IT?' and Lady D having a minor coronary because HER HOUSE, her nice, clean house is getting HOOF PRINTS PUT EVERYWHERE AND SNOW!! NO YOU GIRLS CAN'T KEEP HER!!

NOW SALLY, SALLY, MY BELOVED, my mean ghost lady who will adopt 90% of your muses. You know Sally, I don't need to explain Sally but like, hear me out:

Sally adopts Rosie inside the fog or in Sally's post-fog AU. Now, in the fog, the AU is pretty obvious, the Entity is feeding on the tragedy that's befallen everyone's favorite mold baby and the lycan monsters that have hunted her father in his endless quest to rescue her.

BUT POST-FOG AU?? Rosie is in recovery from the events of the DLC that have had an obviously traumatizing effect on her. Sally, who herself has been a victim to very similar circumstances in the fog both BEING the murder ghost and being eternally tormented and torn apart by the ghosts of her patients reaching out for help, is trying to take her underwing and help her step forward in a way that Best DadTM Chris can't fully help because he's never lived through a hell comparable to them.

Also, Sally and Ellie <3. Ellie reminds her so much of a boy (Frank) she used to be the social worker in charge of, per her modern-ish AU. Being driven both by guilt and the ghost (metaphorical) of the little boy, she failed to stop from slipping through the cracks to go full in on trying to correct and model healthiness for her when she isn't healthy at all.

AND DOOOOOOE, oh my god, where could I even begin to start with Doe?? She's my ghost girl, but less murder and anger and hatred and more depression and confusion and fear!! Please DM me for more information about her and the card so I don't completely spam and overwhelm this meme! We can do so many non-DBD AU things with her, though!!

Your Until Dawn muses, for instance, she is a PERFECT character to interact with any and or all of them within either the events of the game's narrative or in a kind of aftermath 'revisiting the old trauma and confronting it' AU.

HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE MUSES??? It's more of a stretch to insert Doe into that Universe, BUT HELLO!!! Ghost ladies who die miserable deaths throughout their lives NEED to stick together! Let Doe, my strange little creature, go in there and befriend the other ghosties.

THE LAST OF US TOO! Doe is usually depicted as dead for obvious reasons per her narrative, but I am SO OPEN to a living Last of Us / Apocalypse-style AU! It would be hilarious to see her little quiet spitfire self with Tess or any other girls her age!

PLOTS

OKAY, THERE ARE A LOT, AND I DON'T WANT TO SUBJECT YOU TO AN EVEN LONGER TEXT WALL, SO I'll LIMIT MYSELF TO ONE TERM THREAD IDEA, message me though!!! because I had ones for ALL of the ones I mentioned above and I am more than willing to elaborate in the dms or on my discord!

Fíadh and the Dimitrescu sisters!!! I know I said Alcina may be one of the most interesting because she fully stands above Fíadh's height, even with Fiadh's horns, and has the most extreme personality differences but HEAR me out!!

Let's set the stage: it's a standard pre-Ethan Winters storming in after baby Rosie, while Mother Miranda is still doing her plotting to bring back her daughter after the 'failures' of the lords and the Lycanthropes start to overrun villages left, right and center while the experiments continue.

The Lycan has worked well, or rather a tad too well, in driving away most life from the isolated, crumbling eastern European mountainsides that used to encompass the formerly expansive kingdom under Mother Miranda's reign. Except for Fíadh, the Lycans have proved to be largely pests for many of the other lords, especially Alcina, who is now finding difficulty in securing new, continuous virgin blood sources for her wines. They have DRAWN Fíadh closer and closer to the village boundaries.

You see, Fíadh is a being of the hunt and bloodlust by extension; she craves a challenge in her own domain to make the act of her feedings (entirely exsanguinating a being and drinking all of the blood from them while leaving most flesh untouched in a semi-vampiric fashion) less of a chore and more of an enriching exercise of cleverness, trickery and/or brute strength.

Humans are clever, so they often make appetizing prey in terms of entertainment, albeit frustrating and not physically enriching. They'll sometimes bypass her entirely, paying tribute to her leader so she cannot harm them, or, in the foolish case, will require a bit of disguise and environmental manipulation to trap them before they can leave her domain and thus enter into the blessed domains of maintained towns or past running water where she can't follow, but physically? No challenge; they are far smaller & far, far weaker. It takes little for her to tear them asunder, and the fun ends when she isn't following and plotting how to trap them like hares.

BUT THESE LYCANS? They are a HUNT for her in all aspects, fueling the bloodlust more than the limited game of unmutated humans. Many Lycans are smart enough to see the massive 7ft+ woman with goat horns and run, but not intelligent enough to remember how their previous unmutated human selves warded her away or escaped her pursuit. Instead, they will group up, stand and charge, and physically? This is a major threat, especially if they bring out their leaders or the most mutated. They stand a chance against her physically; she can't simply trap and run them down.

She has to remain clever, pick them away from each other and prepare for a real fight with the chance of her being HURT. Which is fun! It's a REAL hunt that she often craves but can't get from human prey. Combined with their blood functioning to feed and sustain her, just as the blood of any other humans can, without much in the way of brutal side effects other than it tasting less palatable to her. She is hooked on this new game and will follow the food source back to the source, expanding her territory in the forest as there is less of a need to remain at the high peaks of the mountains.

Which brings her directly toward and through the domain of Castle Dimitrescu and Alcinia. Their neck of the woods overlaps significantly with Fíadh's range, and with Fíadh's boldness expanding, the chances of them running into each other only grow while he ventures further for her hunts. But it's not a matter of inherent hostility. Fíadh isn't a creature that is murder on sight; she's often benign until she considers you food or an annoyance.

So, I have some ideas of where it could go from there!

MUTUAL CURIOUSITY, similar to introducing two cats from opposite sides of a window. Intense winter weather would deliberately keep the girls separated and isolated, allowing Fíadh to become familiarized with the sight and presumed roles of the girls within the castle. Perhaps they're curious enough to release Moroaicǎ from the dungeonous cellars and crypts of the castles or shoo Samcă from the uppermost areas of the castle. Providing her game and fun and forming a kind of rapport between the girls until the spring and summer warming could allow them to interact physically.

MAYBE THEY DECIDE TO HUNT EACH OTHER A LITTLE BIT, perhaps when the girls finally come into contact with Fíadh, who, to that point, has come to view and respect their place as residents in the area and thus 'not to be messed with' they decide to test her, just as anyone would a new toy. Trying to push the boundaries to see how much they can get away with, how long until she fights back against them, and eventually how much it takes until she breaks, given the girls have never been too great at preserving their toys. However, to the girl's delight and perhaps frustration, Fíadh doesn't break and die. Not like the humans they usually gain as staff and toys from Alcina. Something, something the curse, something, something being a supernatural creature, it's neither here nor there. In any case, the girls would eventually need a mutual cease-fire as once aggravated, Fíadh is BRUTAL and won't let up. Fíadh heals fast as long as she has blood, and between her size, the girls would have trouble attempting to overwhelm her, especially compared to a person like Ethan. She's a big target that would force them to attempt at their human forms, which, given her size advantage, would result in blows for Fíadh, but not enough to take her down.

Either way, they're separated; Fíadh is licking her wounds but recognizing well that the girls aren't to be hunted and instead wholly respected, not just cause they live there but because they put up a good fight and can hold her off well enough.

From there, things could either go down as an enemies-to-friends route, rather standardly. Perhaps the girl would delight in watching Fíadh hunt and feed in her own way. Maybe they want all the flesh left over from one of her kills, and they have a slow burn warming up to each other in that way. OR OR we could go with one of your ideas of Cass finding a hunting buddy who is willing to follow her in the sadistic hunts.

OR OR OR we could go an entirely different direction!! I'm open to any suggestions!!

But I will give you this image to play with: it's early spring, it's warming, but the temperatures at night still dip down dangerously low for the girls. But stir craziness is what it is, even in an estate as large as the Dimitrescu's. They're released for fun during the day under a strict curfew for their own safety, all return... but where's Daniela? Fuuuuck, she's being irresponsible again. All staff are being sent out en mass looking for her. The other girls are panicked & angry, but largely out of concern for Daniela. There doesn't seem to be much sign of her, could she lost?? It gets colder, but a stranger approaches the castle on a mission. It's Fíadh, and she has something massive wrapped up tightly in her arisaid and held to her furred and insulated chest. It's Daniela, burrito'd, warm and toasty, but now the Dimitrescu's are indebted to a fairy. (maybe, not actually; Fíadh isn't out for prices; the hilarity of Daniela getting stranded and needing to be wrapped up and returned home is enough payment)

RELATIONSHIPS + CONNECTIONS

Now, HEAR ME OUT: I love romance, and I could definitely see something that could develop with Fíadh and your RE: Village muses, most especially Cass, but I would not brush anyone out of possibilities. And same for Doe and either you Until Dawn or TLOU muses, though I will warn you, there is no happy endings with that gay ghost girl! Haha

In terms of non-romance though, FRIENDS!!! I love friends and I love enemies!! I am open and happy to do all of it, including slow burns that go from enemies to friends to enemies again! Relationships are MESSY but so am I! Haha

Also Sally would kill, murder and maim for Rosie, Ellie or little Sarah. Do you want to see why they feared her so terribly as the nurse?? Cause if you mess with the girlies, SHE WILL SHOW YOU AND THEN SOME! Haha

[dairy-farmer]

Thought of an idea of like ABO verse, Tim has his heat and gets bred by Bruce. They don't mate bc Tim is so young and it would be frowned upon, but Tim does wind up pregnant

He never shares who the father is, but what if pregnant omegas have this terrible urge to constantly feed the alpha who got them pregnant/who they're mated to, as well as all of their children? So he's producing a stupid amount of milk, and it becomes obvious who the alpha is that knocked Tim up bc Bruce suddenly starts to gain weight the further along Tim gets, meaning he's drinking from Tim decently often (no one knows that Tim sneaks into Bruce's bedroom almost every night so they can fuck, and while Bruce pounds his tight little pussy, he drinks from Tim's heavy, plush chest, and inevitably gains weight)

Or even better, no one can tell which of the Wayne's knocked Tim up bc he's also feeding his brothers bc of this urge to provide for his alpha's pups

By the end of the pregnancy, the entire Wayne family (save Alfred) is waddling around, most of them bc they're so heavy and full of Tim's rich milk, and Tim bc he's so heavy and full with Bruce's pup

!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE unique a/b/o AUs and this is a good one!!!!!!!!!! like the idea of tim having this instinct while pregnant, this drive and need to provide for the father of his pups and the rest of his brood is sooooo good!!!!!!!!!!

tim is producing more milk than the average omega because the average omega doesn't mate with alphas that already have pups. it's not a societal taboo exactly more like....a biological drive. like the natural human instinct to fear what's in the dark or sudden, loud noises. it's why no one was really pointing fingers at bruce or eyeing him with suspicion. after all bruce is a father two fully-presented pups . most omegas aren't interested for longer than a night in bruce wayne.

so no one is really theorizing bruce is the father of timothy drake's pup. instead eyes are locked on the vp of drake industries, the man has the keys to the drakes' many estates after all. the drakes are gone so often so whose to say that aged alpha didn't peek in and spot an unattended omega?

there's almost no proof but it's the most popular theory and once people have made up their minds they have made up their minds and ignore any information that could be contrary to what they believe.

despite the fact that wayne is growing noticeable...plumper. it's hard to not notice how wayne's cheeks are growing fuller, his nicely trimmed muscles gaining some additional padding. most of the wealthy overindulge in drink and food but...omega milk is notoriously calorie-dense. it adds a fair bit of winter weight to any one who makes milk part of their regular diet. for alpha-omega mates it's notoriously well known as 'sympathy weight' when the omega is nice and pupped with a child.

wayne already has two fully grown alpha pups.

it's instinct that a mothering omega will produce enough to feed the entire litter and their mate. nobody fails to notice how...swollen timothy drake's tits are. they're the first thing anyone notices about him aside from the nice big bump he strokes.

nice big stores of milk mean that tim is feeding quite a few hungry mouths.

and it's becoming quite obvious that wayne and his children never fail to miss a meal. dick grayson is red cheeked with a soft plushness to him. curves in the back and now in the front too. and jason todd's belly was nearly as thick as his thighs.

which made sense, the two of them could hardly pull away from their new dam's tits, always suckling and gulping down that sweet milk made just for them. the two of them pace and whine outside bruce's bedroom door, scratching at the wood and urging their father to hurry. but bruce always takes his time, fucking tim deeply and pumping him full of as much of his spend as he can while muffling every groan with tim's tit.

tim caught between moaning and cooing, stroking bruce's head and running fingers through his hair to get him to continue to drink like a good mate. a good mate that's ensuring he's getting sufficient nutrients to defend their territory while tim lovingly care for the pups both born and not.

when bruce slumps down beside tim, dick and jason barely wait for their father's grunt of permission before bursting in and crowding the sweet, wreckled little omega. little pussy thick with the smell of alpha and leaking, bump nice and big, and tits so red and swollen, ready for them both.

tim cradles them both close, purring as they enjoy his panting and tired body and each latch onto an opposing tit. dick is always easily lulled to sleep, curling up his form that's so much bigger aroudn tim's smaller body and letting out soft rumbles as he slowly nurses with his eyes closed and his breathing slow. relaxed. in a way he normally never is.

jason is much more vigorous. he's a hungry pup. a voracious eater. bruce's research into jason's childhood had indicated he'd been a severely malnourished child, apparently, he'd been powder fed as an infant. never nursed from a real tit in his life, every nipple in his mouth had been plastic and every drop of milk that had dripped onto his tongue had been artificial.

it explained why he was hooked on tim's milk from the moment he tasted it. nearly swallowing tim's entire tit whole in an effort to swallow every bit of milk he could. tim coos softly to him, stroking the back of his neck and murmuring little praising noises because it just made some omega part of tim's brain light up with happiness to see this pup so hungry and eager to drink tim's milk.

it's obvious that bruce wayne knocked up this (very) young omega.

they're basically flaunting it, brazenly admitting it.

but the people have already decided. so if wayne and his pups waddle into a gala with wayne proclaiming he intends to marry the impregnated drake pup well...people choose to just whisper about how wayne had always had a history of taking in pups that weren't his.

how kind of him to offer this abandoned omega and his pup a home.

people turn the other cheek. they ignore it. even when tim ends up being pupped every spring season when an omega's heat hits.

#anonymous #asks #answered asks

[konako]

this is about the evil!red masterpiece you recently posted. you said to ask about it at our own risk… pleeeease please please gift us with your genius

OOKAY. Thank you for enabling me. Look, I— It went like this, okay—

I have multiple versions of an Evil!Red living in my head, not one cent of rent ever paid. (Not to get started on this post, as it takes tremendous restraint, but Red is a character that could have a delicious evil side—!!!!) And each version fits in a different AU, fits in a different ship, a different dynamic and a different story.

I've got the Evil!Red that Hunter!Belle was hired to kill, but couldn't. She even has a tragic backstory, poor evil thing...

I have ANOTHER version of Evil!Red as the familiar to The Witch Regina and her Coven.

But then, this one storyline that I started drawing for, without really having a clear picture of it in my head — just another fun Evil!Red concept, now to fit with Regina, The Evil Queen.

This mysterious verse that feeds off the dark corners of my skull. Also, owing me rent money...

After a couple drawings, I thought I saw it something forming, a shape emerging from the fog. Hear me out:

It's Red Queen, mostly as you know their stories individually, in the Enchanted Forest, but the corruption arc is Regina's, by Red's hand. Truly, honestly, with her aid at most. Regina had that dark impulse before, it wasn't all Red. Wait, no. I'm getting ahead of myself.

Regina's story starts off the same.

Daniel, young love, promising romance, her entire life ahead of her, dreaming big dreams, making plans to run into the freedom that rightfully hers. In the background, the insatiable monster that is Cora's oppression, worsened by Henry Sr.'s passive enabling of that abuse. Saving young Snow, meeting Leopold, Cora arranging that marriage, forcing her will onto Regina, killing Daniel, trapping Regina in a life she never wanted for herself. Regina being a prisoner to her mother's wishes, controlled and intimidated by Cora's powerful magic, without any agency or strength. What you know from canon, the good old canon.

She's not yet learned magic, however, though she's sensing that presence inside — growing along with her grief, anger and frustration. She can't control it yet, she hasn't been taught, she's young, still hopeful that her Mother will see the misery in her daughter's eyes and change her ways. Useless hope, helpless. Cora mistreats Regina, everyday. Regina's suffocating, close to breaking...

She doesn't summon Rumpelstiltskin. This is where the story goes a different way. She doesn't call for him. He is not her teacher. She does it all alone. Well... Someone else gives her that push, of course. But we're not there yet.

In her loneliness and despair, she finds comfort in the refuge of some old books of her mother. Whispers of magic, a strange call in the hissing of those pages. Spell, curses, potions, magic. The kind her mother used to destroy her. If only she was as powerful...

Regina retreats further into that fantasy. The allure of so much potential, of what her life could be, beneath her fingertips, written in ink. She reads it all, so her mind will wander to a different life. To escape this miserable one. To escape Cora, Leopoldo, young Snow — No, Snow has grown so much. She's a woman now. Regina didn't have the heart to hate her. Not even the heart to hate Leopold. All her hatred is locked inside still, rotting her bones, day by day.

And one of those days, she decides to go for a ride. Snow is growing chatty and entitled in a way that's become annoying, and Leopold won't stop talking about his dead wife, the perfect mother to his perfect daughter — Regina can't stand that life she's been shackled to. She gets on her horse and she rides with the wind, hoping her thoughts will leave her, falling behind in the speed, as her tears often do.

But then, as they ride closer to the forest line, her horse becomes agitated. Tall trees seem to be hiding something. Regina can't see it, but her horse has certainly sensed it. It grows so afraid, so erratic, Regina has to step down to calm it — that has never happened before. It's when she finally hears it. A branch snapping, the rustling of the bushes. The horse's cries are so high and sharp, Regina wants to cover her ears, but she can't let go of the reigns, or it will run away and leave her there empty-handed, to face whatever is coming from the forest. She holds on to it as best as she can, as the sounds of the animal's terror pierce her ears.

Red steps out of the shadows, tall as the trees around, her long hair making her appear taller — and the glowing eyes, molten gold. She's not human. Regina's certain of that. Regina has no idea what she is, but by the state of the animal beside her, Red is dangerous. There's something beneath that pale skin that feed her eyes that amber color. Something that makes her biggest, bravest, strongest horse cower in fear. Something Regina can't name, but can feel, in the way the hairs in her arm stand up, and how her breath gets stuck in her throat. Fear. She feels it too. So quickly reduced to a fearful animal, like the one she's holding on to, frozen before the primal threat that slowly approaches.

For some reason, Regina survives that encounter.

Red, even famished as she was, has the mind to spare her life. Regina lives to see the dawn break. She will later wonder what made Red reconsider that meal.

They talk. For some reason — something happens here, I can't see it yet through that fog, give me time —, but for some reason, someone says something first, and that barrier is broken, and they talk. And they bond.

You see, Red also has experience with a controlling mother and a life thrust upon her, despite her wishes for a different existence. Red knows what Regina is feeling. So, to not break that bond, — strange and unexpected as it is — Red refrains from eating her. Something simple, really. One normally wouldn't think twice about it, but for Red, it required great willpower. She's also considerate enough not to eat her horse, so that Regina has a way to ride home. Red will find something else to eat, it's no problem. This one woman, however, she'd like to see again...

And they do. They see each other again. They make a habit out of it. They find a nice place in that forest (again, WIP!!!), and once a month, they meet and they talk.

Until Regina finds Red bleeding, on the path to their spot. It seems Red collapsed before she got there, with just enough strength to pull herself up, sitting in the blood-soaked mud, her back against a tree. Regina runs to her, dropping everything behind; oh, there goes the tears, too — But Red holds up her hands. She's still getting used to being touched in a soft way, it seems.

Regina's breath gets caught in her throat once more. This time, it's at the sight — the very first sight — of the true color of Red's eyes. Regina's has only ever seen her irises burning with the molten gold, sometimes a sudden flash making the yellow even brighter, but never... She's never seen Red look so... terribly, worryingly, beautifully human. Bright green eyes, almost as bright as the gold Red tends to favor. Fascinating, a hue between green and blue — or is it lost to a gray shade. Regina won't make the slightest comment. Not yet. She's known Red for time enough to note she's apparently self-conscious about her humanity. Complimenting her beautiful green, blue, gray eyes will be of no help. Not now, when they have more pressing concerns — like the unmistakably red blood spilling down her side.

Regina asks what happened, Red says she was challenged by another wolf in Anita's pack. She won that fight, she says, with a breathless smile, flashing the sharp canines that scare Regina less and less each time. Red curses, a new word Regina will archive for later, as she tells her how the man's claws tore a hole over her ribs. Regina winces at the thought.

It was her first time ever pulling a werewolf apart, Red adds, her smile now gone. She tells Regina it felt good, as satisfying as the feeling of ripping humans limb for limb. Regina is not sure that's the truth. Maybe Red is trying to distract her from the blood; or herself, from the pain. Tales won't do now, Regina needs to make sure Red survives this wound.

Regina apologizes for not knowing a healing spell yet. She's learning! She's trying to learn. She lit a candle once. She's getting better. If Red could only wait, when, if Regina's magic is ever strong enough, she can help them both—!!

But Red calms her. "I have magic of my own, you know?" Red says, as she shows Regina the wound that's slowly sewing itself back together. "I'll live. Unfortunately." Another smile.

Regina relaxes a bit, but the feeling in her gut stays; that terrifying thought that she could have lost Red that very night. Red takes note of that concern. Regina's sincere intention to help will stay with her, too. Another seed, planted there, to grow into something new.

Red learns about Regina's potential at magic and her anger at Cora, as their nights go on. Each encounter in more detail. They take each other's pain to heart, their miseries memorized.

And one day, in the darkest hour of the night, Red shows up in Regina's room, having followed the scent she's also perfectly memorized. A tall silhouette against the bright moon, climbing up her balcony. So smoothly, Regina heard not a sound, shaken awake by that feeling in her stomach, whenever Red is near. She's startled when she sees the familiar golden eyes blink against the darkness, drawing closer with each step. Closer enough to take her in, crawling up and down her body in a sort of hunger Regina is not sure she's seen before. — Red promised her she would never eat her. Was that a lie?

But as Red's eyes land on her lip, Regina knows she's seen it. Gods, Red must have smelled the blood, before she even stepped on the royal grounds. The cut in her lip, that just now has stopped bleeding. A deep mark left by Cora's ring — a sharp reminder to never speak up against her mother, a lesson that will stare back at Regina every time she looks in the mirror. If only she knew a spell to make it disappear. She's only now learned how to make it stop hurting...

She says so to Red. So Red wouldn't worry. Red tends to worry about her. It's strange. Regina wonders if Red ever worried about anyone else before, or if she's pouring it all in Regina, on her very first try. Maybe she is. Maybe Regina doesn't mind it. It feels good. Even if that worry glows in Red's eyes like blood-thirst. Yet another shade she's fascinated by.

Red's hand brushes her cheek, her thumb careful not to touch the new scar. Regina doesn't flinch. Red has learned to be mindful of her strength by now — she wasn't used to being gentle with breakable, frail humans. But with Regina, Red is her softest self.

Red's voice is low.

"Would you like me to kill her for you?"

---

NOW. LOOK. LOOK. This is what eventually happens, after tons of drama and a lot of story I have yet to come up with:

Red's darkness, coupled with Regina's anger, is what truly corrupts Regina, pushing her down the abyss of her Evil Queen persona. Red becomes Regina's loyal companion, and their romance is BLOODY AND DARK AND MURDEROUS AND WILD AND BOLD.

Look, give me time, I'll come up with something more to give it texture. For now, have this!!

#red queen #idk i need a name for this one #RQ HC #that's not it #that's my tag for red queen headcanons

[moonshinemuses]

★ - sad headcanon☆ - happy headcanon //for all your bbs

Oooh buddy, this is going to be long. Luckily i'm back on the computer for this, so lets gooo

Mina

Sad Headcanon: Mina has the feeling of never belonging. Since she spends most of her time popping in & out of timelines, she's not sure she'll ever be able to make a true friend. Happy Headcanon: Mina knows how to speak three languages: English, French & Spanish. She likes learning new languages and wants to learn Korean and Japanese the most.

Karen

Sad Headcanon: Karen never forgives herself for what happened to her family. There is a lot of guilt and blame she puts on herself, even if someone tells her to try and move on. Nothing will change that in her head, she's at fault. Happy Headcanon: Karen really does like writing still. Even after all the events of being a journalist, she likes being able to write the truth and facts about the things in their world. Even if it can get her into trouble. Its why she likes doing research for her cases and doesn't care about the time it takes her. As long as she's getting every fact that is needed.

Solon

Sad Headcanon: Solon is afraid to find there is nothing to his life than what he originally was created for. He finds purpose in everything because if he doesn't, what was the point of making him fall to the earth once more? Happy Headcanon: Solon likes using phones once he started to understand how to use them. He still doesn't get that certain emojis mean things, but he's getting there

Laura

Sad Headcanon: Laura sits at her families graves every morning. She thinks about them and their times together. She tends to cry for a bit before she's wiping her tears and acting like she hadn't spent the morning mourning her family. Happy Headcanon: She's an energetic ball of chaos, and while she doesn't prank, she does tease quiet a lot, even if she doesn't understand she's crossing a line. Usually you have to tell her.

Robert

Sad Headcanon: Robert had night terrors as a child, and sometimes he can get stuck in nightmares if he's alone and no one is able to wake him up. A lot of them are of hunts he regrets. Happy Headcanon: He's horrible at flirting, and gets 10xs worst when the person actually feeds into his flirting.

Persephone

Sad Headcanon: When Persephone first lived away from her mother, she was completely culture shocked in a sense, and wanted to go back home, but also didn't want to lose the freedom she had gotten. Happy Headcanon: She very much enjoys the duality of herself. Its easy to see the shift if you watch her from when she comes back to the mortal realm verses when she leaves back to the underworld.

Skylar

Sad Headcanon: Sometimes Skylar believes she should have just been killed with the Archdemon. That because there was a loop hole, she didn't truly do what she was suppose to do as a Grey Warden Happy Headcanon: When its a modern AU or an non-fantasy based AU, Skylar is a nurse, keeping in line with the healer part of her that is her skills in Dragon Age.

Avery

Sad Headcanon: Sometimes has moments where she thinks she hears Carvers voice, and thinks he's alive for just a moment before remembering seeing him die with her own eyes. Happy Headcanon: Has very sticky hands. Sometimes will steal for no reason (typically gives things back)

Evelyn

Sad Headcanon: Evelyn will not mention how much what Solas did effected her. That is something she saves for when she's alone with her thoughts. Happy Headcanon: After some of the chaos that is the game. She did track down her clan once. It was nice to see them, but she didn't stay to long.

Erica

Sad Headcanon: Erica has reoccurring dreams about the vault. And depending of she was there, when Boyd died. They never go away she just stops bringing it up to anyone cause she doesn't think it will help. Happy Headcanon: Despite telling Stiles she didn't know where his car part went, she actually does know some things about cars & other things like motorcycles

Artem

Sad Headcanon: Artem burnt their childhood room up during an argument with their mother. They spent two weeks in the wrecked room as their own internal 'punishment' before finally letting their parents fix it. Happy Headcanon: Artem likes being able to create potions and learn new things about the plants around them. They mark down different plants and their usage each time they learn, and will go out of town for a few days to find new things if they hear about it.

#-realizes a lot of my hcs deal with dreams and guilt- #well we aren't gonna talk about that rn #itsbuck #and here we go #hc. mina #hc. robert #hc. laura #hc. solon #hc. karen #hc. erica #hc. evelyn #hc. skylar #hc. artem #hc. avery #hc. persephone

[alwaysanangcl]

Verse Drop: PRIMARY  :    au; bauldur’s gate 3  .      ⧽         —  —  made myself mythical.

below beware of the following triggers: implied SA, death, and murder

Yesika grew up as many bards did: singing songs, playing her lute, and charming her way through her youth. She was a spirited girl, happy to spend her days amongst the trees of the forest her family lived in until one night the elf overheard talk of a town nearby blighted by some unknown curse. Eager to prove herself with her ever-growing magic, Yeskia joined the adventurers in hopes of striking out on her own and making a name for herself as a great adventurer.

Naivete is a dangerous thing. Too late did the young woman realize the true nature of the men she'd agreed to travel with. The so-called village they'd been discussing was less a village and more a small enclave of women they'd raided. It was too late when she realized the truth and as she lay bleeding, dying, she silently begged for any of the gods to hear her. To save her.

Time warped. The pain eased. A warm palm smoothed over copper curls and the Archdevil Lilith's voice filled the elf's body with peace. An offer was made, the other women who'd died before her here were devout followers of the devil but she'd been too late to capture the men who'd slain her acolytes. So, would Yeskia be their revenge? With her dying breath, she accepted.

She thought her life would be restored, however, devils are tricky things and Lilith was enjoying toying with mortals. She'd created a monster with a thirst for blood not unlike the devils she kept company with but easier to hide in plain sight. Vampires, they would be called in the centuries that followed, but that night all the red-haired elf knew was the twisting knot of hunger in her belly and the rage that wrapped itself like iron around her bones as she tore her assailants to bits.

For a time, Yesika was close with her monstrous siblings, but after three and a half centuries of decadent violence, she begged Lilith to release her. Life needed more than death and subjugation. Centuries passed, as they always did, and Yesika made a home for herself on the outskirts of the forest she grew up in. While her family would not accept her back, she could protect them by feeding on those who would seek to harm the peaceful enclave of wood elves. It's not until she learns of the death of her "sister's" progeny, Velioth, that she emerges from her home to embark unto Bauldur's Gate. There, she finds his progeny, Cazador, in her nephew's stead and after some verbal sparring, she decides to take up residence nearby, curious about the young lordling's plans. Besides, Bauldur's Gate is ripe with evil-doers to eat.

Yesika more often than not splits her time between the Elfsong and Sharess' Caress, dabbling in the pleasures offered in both that she has withheld from herself as she's stood watch in her forest home. As Enver Gortash rises the ranks and the whispers of the Dead Three fill the gossip mills, Yesika prepares to persuade Cazador to take his spawn and leave the city, only to find him preparing for the Profane Ascension. Cruel as it is, Yesika turns heel, leaving Cazador to his preparations while she seeks out Lilith for the first time in far too long to put a stop to whatever plans Mephistopheles has in mind for him.

Stats and Characteristics under the cut!

So, Yesika's story is loosely based on Warlow's storyline from True Blood, which gives her the following characteristics:

DATE OF BIRTH | AGE: 513 DR | 979 YEAR | AGE WHEN TURNED: 545 | 32 GENDER | SPECIES: Female | Vampire | Wood Elf

PERSONALITY TRAITS: GOOD: Loyal, kind, tenderhearted, excitable, nurturing BAD: Stubborn, petulant, quick-tempered

{ P O W E R S }

Super Healing : Non-fatal wounds are healed within seconds so long as she is well fed. Healing speeds vary by depth of wound and last time she’s fed Super Strength : Is far stronger than humans, most other supernatural creatures. Able to uproot trees, throw grown men, etc. Eidetic Memory : The ability to perfectly remember and recall memories. Glamouring : Can alter, implant, and remove memories from humans and younger vampires.

{ W E A K N E S S E S}

Entrance : Must be invited into home by home owner (Can be revoked). Excess Blood : Causes intoxication like symptoms. Exsanguination : Loss of all blood in body. Fire : Only if unable to find enough blood post burn. Decapitation : Full removal of head is necessary. Silver : Burns to the touch, fatal if ingested/impaled. Wood : Fatal if impaled through the heart. Sunlight : Burns on contact, fatal if unable to find shelter from sun quickly.* Sleep/Blood Deprivation : Loss of blood during awake hours of the day can cause damage. Too much loss leads to coma, then true death.

*A note about sunlight. From day to day, Yesika is able to withstand the sunlight as well as any other humanoid. This is due to her being turned directly by Lilith.

{ G I F T S }

As a progeny of Lilith, Yesika is able to live life largely as she did before. She is able to eat common food and daywalk so long as she is also keeping up a steady, well fed diet of blood as well. She learned the hard way the first few years on her own how terrible it can feel when she ignores her vampiric needs. Her abilities degrade with time and as she's gotten older, the more sensitive her body is to not feeding regularly. Even skipping one night of feeding can leave her itchy and sunburned the following day.

The ritual Mephistopheles gives Cazador is a crude reworking of Lilith's original magic that turned Yesika and an unknown number of other vampires. The ascension would gift Cazador the same sort of powers that Yesika has, and that is why she seeks out Lilith's help to stop him as he is too much of a threat to her if they are equals.

Yesika is also a skilled bard and healer. She is fond of the lute, though will likely play any instrument given to her. When she emerges from her hide and returns to Bauldur's Gate, she is fond of drinking and performing at the Elfsong and Sharess' Caress and quickly loses herself to the revelry of it all. Freed of her sense of responsibility to care for her previous home, she's quick to enjoy all of the delights offered within the city once more. However, she is careful still to only feed on those she deems evil and considers that penance for the many years she wasn't so discerning with where she laid her fangs.

Another thing to note is Yesika very rarely shows her age and it is often difficult for others of her kind to pick up on her immortality outside of her race. The last bit of life that she used to accept Lilith's deal still colors her cheeks pink and warms her skin some. Add in that she is quick to laugh and is generally good spirited, she is often overlooked by others. It is only with those who she truly trusts that she allows to see behind the almost childish veneer to see the lonely, angry being she is at heart. Her years are only ever evident when she feels safe enough to share or she is angry enough to use her age as a tool.

#PRIMARY : au; bauldur’s gate 3 . ⧽ — — made myself mythical. #⊹ · ooc * . and the congregation said amen #i have been doing so much research for this verse lmao

[valiisthea]

Firefighter!Clive anon. Not sure if my previous ask went through because my 'net has been trying my patience all day. But here's some more scattered headcanons!

I imagine Jill as a lawyer in a modern AU. She used to work for a larger, more cut-throat firm but she didn't feel right about it. She eventually started her own small firm, fighting for the little guy.

To kind of make something similar FF16's ending, Clive ends up saving the residents of a burning complex in a low-income neighbourhood even when others had given up looking for survivors. It took a day to find him in the wreckage, on death's door. While he survives (me? Coping over FF16? Naaaaaw), he spends quite some time in a coma and loses the use of one of his arms.

To make things lighter, Torgal is there! According to the vet, he's a Husky-mix, and most of Clive's social media feeds are somewhat-blurry pictures of the good boy.

Modern Verse Anon! || Always Accepting

Hey anon! This is the first ask I've gotten back from you since the one I answered. Looks like Tumblr is on its bullshit again, haha.

Oh wow, why does lawyer!Jill feel like the most natural and correct thing I've ever heard? Esp her having worked for a big name cutthroat firm and then leaving to represent the people who need it most?? I love this so much. 1000% Jill vibes. Like just completely obsessed with it now. Thank you for this beautiful idea I can think about from time to time now.

OHHHH Clive you heroic man! Poor thing sat there dying for so long before he was found. Oh, give him a hug. I want to shamelessly throw my modern Dion in there since he's an ER doctor and have him be the one tending to Clive until he's well enough to be moved from emergency.

We love Torgal. I met he missed Clive while he was in a coma recovering 🥺 Jill took such good care of him, didn't she?

I love your brain, anon. This is all beautiful. Sorry to toss my Dion in there, he just seemed to fit right in fjfhfhdhsd. I love all of this. Thank you for sharing with me!!!

#save #save tag #ffxvi spoilers #ff16 spoilers #listen we are all 'coping' best we can hahahahaha #this is seriously golden though

[susuwatari-kompeito]

10 The Untamed & MDZS fic recs

I wanted to make this post to compile some of my favorite fics out there from the CQL & MDZS-verse. Most of these are WangXian-centric, but I’ve included some fics that feature Yunmeng Heroes and other dynamics. Anyway, I hope you can enjoy reading some of these! Happy reading :) All works are completed, and links (click on fic title) go to ao3.

Post-canon 

Distance Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by @wangxiians (E, 8k) - A lovely wangxian reunion/getting-together fic in which WWX returns to Cloud Recesses after spending some time wandering. The best part about this fic is the letter that WWX sends LWJ before heading to CR. Its filled with so much yearning and tenderness. (It made me cry.)

Seasons of Falling Flowers by @merakilyy (G, 40k) - Post-canon fic about WWX and LQR reaching an understanding of each other, so its not too heavy on the WangXian ship. I really gravitate toward this interpretation of LQR, which is why I really enjoyed this fic. The author does an excellent job at weaving in some humor, some tension, and wangxian feels into a great story. 

This Time With Lanterns by chaoticandrogynous (T, 6k) - A lovely fic about wangxian’s wedding, and shows how much LWJ loves WWX. LWJ and the juniors plan a surprise wedding at Koi Tower. Very soft and tender with surprise appearances from a couple people. I liked this fic because majority of the actual ceremony is described in “moments” through WWX’s eyes as he wants to remember as much as he can since he has a bad memory (but he’s working on it!). 

What is Left Over by qodqodqod (T, 30k) - A fic about WWX training MXY’s golden core. I always wondered what it would look like for him to regain his core, so this is one fic exploring that. This fic has a lot - wangxian feels, yunmeng shuangjie feels, training, and a teeny bit of angst. I enjoyed it a lot! 

Modern AU

A Stroke of Fate by @puddingcatbeans (G, 60k) - A very soft and fun fic about musician!LWJ going to a small village to reflect after a dispute with his agency. He meets WWX and slowly starts to open up to the village-life while falling in love at the same time. This is a great fic that’s filled with the domestic vibes that make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. I also appreciate the themes of finding yourself, learning how to accept help, and letting go. (It also feeds my fantasies about running away and becoming a farmer.) 

Blooming Days by atsushiis (G, 7k) - Such a sweet wangxian getting-together fic! WWX picks up LWJ when he’s stood up on a date. An exploration of how LWJ may have trouble dating in modern times due to his personality. Featuring the best big brother Lan Xichen, and protective best friend MianMian. And of course, chaotic but kind WWX who swoops in and saves the day. 

all your sums and your pieces by sundiscus (G, 4k) - So this one is a mixture of wangxian and Yunmeng Shuangjie dynamics featuring A-Yuan. A quick and short fic about WWX reuniting with JC. I really like WWX’s internal and verbal dialogue in this fic because he’s clearly nervous and stressed out with A-Yuan, but JC is there to help! 

13/16 years 

The Paperman by theinkquiry (G, 4k) - This one is a bit of a sad one...but its also really cute at the same time. Paperman!WWX comes and greets LWJ when he’s mourning, but can only say “Lan Zhan.” I really adored this fic because the paperman has so much of WWX’s personality and energy even though he can only say LWJ’s name. And it provides LWJ a glimmer of hope in his darkest time. The ending is very hopeful, if not completely “happy” so no need to worry for their future! You’ll see what I mean if you read it. 

Other 

Hop, Skip, Jump by @merakilyy (G, 11k) - A fic to satisfy your Yunmeng Shuangjie feels and needs. Told through JC’s POV, it follows his relationship with WWX at multiple points throughout his life. Its focused on JC being happy, which I love. I also love how the author chose to address their reconciliation. Despite the fact that they are never going to be able to go back to how it “used to be,” WWX still knows how to put a smile on JC’s face. 

Important Distinctions by @nicole-penn (G, 5k) - A junior-centric fic where they discover a book in the Jingshi detailing all of LWJ’s microexpressions. The juniors don’t know who wrote it, but they can tell that this person really loved LWJ. Despite it taking place mostly during the 13 yr gap, it is a light and humorous fic for those who like to see junior shenanigans and also of course shows the love WWX has for LWJ. And don’t fret! WWX does show up at the end. ;) 

#the untamed #mdzs #cql #lan wangji #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #lan sizhui #lan jingyi #jin ling #lan xichen #lan qiren #yunmeng shuangjie #wangxian #fic rec #fanfiction #long post #my rec

[jaeheewillalwaysbemyfav]

so since you're gonna do the avatar!mc au with the entities you think each brother would fear the most (SO excited for that btw, my friend can attest to the fact that i've basically been rambling about tma x om nonstop since the first post you made that put the two together), i'd love to hear your thoughts on which entity each brother would *be* an avatar of, if you're cool with sharing! personally i love the ideas of specifically vast!levi and dark!belphie but i'd love to hear your takes on the concept! <3

So because of how time works, despite receiving this ask on July 12, by the time you see this it’ll be August! So the entire Avatar!MC series should be out by now, which I hope you will/have enjoy/ed. I wholeheartedly agree with the concept of Vast! Levi, which I’ve talked about before (as you know ;) ), but I will happily ramble about it again!

These aren’t gonna be short fics though bc I do Yearn to save that energy for The Longfic, which is still in the planning stages because a) I can’t pick a timeline, and b) trying to match up the timelines of Obey Me and TMA is hard, especially when I tend to have a violent disrespect for actually paying attention to the timing of plot events in both. I already fucked up a part of the plotting because I forgot the order we get pacts with the brothers lmao

Content warnings: Mentions/allusions to tma-typical Spookies, yet another installation of my Cursed Crossover idea, lengthy debates about what makes someone choose to become an avatar of fear, spoilers for Lesson 16+ of Obey Me and S5 of TMA

What Entity Do I Think The Brothers Would Serve? (Cursed TMA x Obey Me Crossover)

Lucifer

So I put him as falling victim to the Eye/Beholding bc of his whole thing about Secrets and Pride being about wanting control over your own image

And he does have a creepy tendency in canon to always know when his brothers are up to some Dumb Shit

BUT! You know what we see in Lucifer’s character that we see in a certain Entity?

A simultaneous manipulation of others and submission to being manipulated by a higher power

That’s right, I think Luci would be a Web avatar

But Winter, Lucifer wouldn’t wanna take marching orders from someone/thing else! He’s too proud for that— You’re right! He doesn’t want to. But he will.

He willingly submitted himself and his family to Diavolo for eternity to get what he wanted (saving Lilith)

And from how much we see him work, it’s safe to say that he’s a pretty damn essential part of running the Devildom

If he really wanted to, he could probably successfully pull a coup on Diavolo

But he doesn’t, because he’s trapped himself by his own honour code

Thus, the sexual tension bromance we all know and love/insist is Deeply Problematic and blacklist (depending on how much you like/hate dialuci lol)

10/10, would fill with spiders again

Mammon

I put Mammon as falling victim to the Buried for pretty obvious reasons

But admittedly picking a fear he’d serve is trickier

I had to get a bit abstract with it, but I think the Hunt might suit him

Not necessarily the primal *cough* and police brutality *cough* parts of the Hunt tho

More like how Basira was considered an avatar of the Hunt in the fearpocalypse because of her mission/promise to Daisy

See, Greed can stem from fear

Fear of losing what you have, of no longer being able to support yourself, of being preyed upon by others

So people become greedy as a defense mechanism, to protect what they have

If they’re on the offensive, they won’t be targeted

Also, if you’re constantly pursuing more more more, there’s no time to think about anything else

Like consequences, or guilt, or Feelings

If Mammon let his little tough guy act go too far for too long, I don’t think it’s too much of a stretch to say he could start heading down the path to avatarhood

After all, people pay big money for hitmen and bounty hunters…

Leviathan

As I said last time, I can see why people would associate Levi with the Lonely first: he’s a shut in, he acts like he wants nothing to do with people/would rather be alone, and I get it

BUT! All of that actually stems from the fact that Levi has terrible self-esteem and thinks he deserves to be this gross shut in loser

While envy can make you want to bring others down to your level, so to speak, Levi tends to just shun “normies”, not actively conspire to sabotage them

He actually does crave understanding and to have people in his life, he just doesn’t know how to go about it

Boy’s got Mega Social Anxiety is what I’m saying (funny how both the Lonely and the Eye can be real bad for that, huh)

But the Vast? Nihilism? Takes all the pressure off

If everyone is a small, insignificant speck in the face of an uncaring, unfathomably large cosmos, who cares what you do? Who cares what people think of you?

Yeah, you’d be kinda weird too if you stared into the infinite abyss of the ocean and realized it was just the maw of a gargantuan sea monster too, Karen, lay off

Plus aesthetically, the great Awful Deep most people fear in the ocean is a comfort to Levi

And again, THE VAST IS MORE THAN JUST THE SKY

I WENT ON A BOAT ONCE

LIKE REAL FAR OUT, SO I COULDN’T SEE LAND FOR DAYS

IT WAS JUST ENDLESS B L U E

AND I WAS ON A CRUISE IN THE CARIBBEAN

I SAW A FRACTION OF THE OCEAN’S S U R F A C E AND IT WAS I M M E N S E

Did you know we’ve only explored like 5% or whatever of our oceans? Think about that! Every Single Thing we know about what’s in there is just the tip of the iceberg!!! GOD KNOWS WHAT’S DOWN THERE!!! PROBABLY FUCKED UP FISH IS WHAT

*ahem* anyway, fishee

Satan

Another tricky boi

I marked him down as fearing the Desolation, as a reflection of what he fears most in himself

I probably could have also gone with Slaughter, but I’d say that’s more baby/early-Satan

Desolation is also about destruction of potential, and Satan has very carefully built himself into a non-rage-monster person

So tearing that all away from him is :)))

But what would Satan give himself over to?

Ceaseless Watcher, I want that twink OBLITERATED—

Satan clings to knowledge and erudition to distance himself from the rage he was born as

“Watch and learn” is literally how he became a person

I find it deeply funny that it could also easily be how he becomes a monster once again

Also if you think the avatar of Wrath wouldn’t have a use for supernatural blackmail you’re just straight up incorrect

Couple that with Satan’s various connections and he’d be a Force to Reckon With

Asmodeus

I put him as a victim of the Corruption bc I found it extremely fitting considering the duality of his romanticized image vs the “dirty” fluid-filled nature of Lust.

Lust can be really nasty, but as licentious as Asmo’s supposed to be, he’s surprisingly coy

(now part of that comes from the fact that Obey Me isn’t strictly 18+/full-on porn, but still)

There’s a lot of Interesting Ideas to unpack there with attitudes towards sex vs sensuality and idealisation vs reality

Now as for an avatar… I debated this for a very long time, tossing around Eye, Stranger, Spiral, even Web for like one second

But I think I’ve got it

Slaughter!

Specifically the musical/random outbursts of violence side (not so much the war side)

Why? Well for one, Biblical Asmodeus is said to “"transport men into fits of madness and desire [...] with the result that they commit sin, and fall into murderous deeds (Testament of Solomon, verse 23).”

But also, Obey Me Asmo’s affair with that portrait chick from the earlier lessons started a whole ass war

Like it or not, the boy is very good at instilling manic violence in people

They don’t call it bloodlust for nothing

Beelzebub

I paired Beel with an End avatar MC bc the boy fears losing his loved ones like he lost Lilith

You could argue that Desolation would fit there too but I liked how it fit Satan better

Now as for a Vibe…

I’m tied between Flesh and Corruption tbh

Though corruption is mostly bc buge :)

So I’ll talk about the Flesh

So uh, mass consumerism, meat is meat, cannibalism… see where I’m going?

Ignoring the Hans because that was super racist, the two Flesh avatars I remember best are Jared Hopworth and The Guy Who Stuck His Arm in a Spooky Meat Grinder To Feed His Buds

I think of Jared in relation to Beel not because of the gym thing, but because his very chill/apathetic attitude towards his patron is similar to how I’d picture Beel’s approach to all this

Like “well, guess I’m here now”

I love Beel as much as everyone else, but he’s not exactly apologetic about his… habits

Not to the degree that he’d actually try and change them anyway

So if he got started on the path to Flesh avatarhood, he’d be pretty fucked

Belphegor

I put Web for him as a fear almost entirely because of the concept of Uno Reverse Card, ngl

It does technically tie into his whole thing about being trapped in the attic, since he’d denied all agency and freedom in there, but… Uno Reverse

Dark!Belphie is an interesting concept, and MAG86 “Tucked In” is iconic, but tbh I don’t really… Get the Dark

Don’t get me wrong, put me in a dark place and I will be scared, I don’t like not seeing things, but I have a hard time wrapping my head around why one would become an avatar of the Dark

It’s not a very “primary” fear imo? Like, I’m scared of the dark bc I can’t see what’s there, ie. a threat could be there and I wouldn’t know, but intellectually I know it’s just the absence of light. That’s not really spooky on its own.

I guess what I’m saying is I can attribute spookier things related to the Dark better to other Entities, so I’m not sure what its draw is specifically

According to the Entity Sexiness Survey I did a while back, there’s apparently some Catholic stuff going on with the Dark so maybe that’s why i don’t get it lmao

Anyway I’d put Belphie down for Spiral

“What lies behind a smile” indeed cowboy

Apparently it’s getting choked

Is it because MC’s entire relationship with him is originally founded on a lie?

Is it because the Spiral deals with distortions in your perception, gaslighting gatekeeping girlbossing, as well as foggy liminal mental spaces like between sleep and consciousness, death and life?

Is it because I think Belphie would absolutely delight in driving someone bananas by fucking with their dreams until it bleeds into their waking life?

Is it because being a person or consistent being at all is too much effort, consistent internal geography is hard, fuck it, just be an endless twisting series of hallways?

Yes :)

#obey me #tma #cursed tma x om crossover #obey me headcanons #tma the entities #lucifer #mammon #leviathan #satan #asmodeus #beelzebub #belphegor

[epicstuckyficrecs]

2020 Half-year fic rec for Steve Rogers’ birthday!

I made a poll on Twitter to know if people would be interested in me doing a half-year “best of” fic rec like I did last year , and the response was overwhelmingly positive, so here it is! 😊 These are my favorite fics of the year so far! (in no particular order)

Complete

Two Colors, White and Gold by Carelica (Canon-Divergent | 36K | Explicit): He’s here, he’s alive. His hand is on a tree.

Deep Sea Diving by AidaRonan/ @bisexualstarbucky​ (Shrunkyclunks | 5,4K | Explicit): Steve’s wallowing in heat-related misery under a shade tree in Central Park when a man walks by in bright red booty shorts and a crop top. RIP Steve Rogers. It was nice knowing you.

Some things you do for money by pushdragon (BDSM AU | 72K | Explicit): Steve’s wholesome take on domination has suddenly become the hottest thing in the business. He should be cashing in on his newfound celebrity, but instead he’s distracted by the guy who works odd shifts in the club’s bar, fresh out of prison and damaged in ways that don’t show.

the hand you want to hold is a weapon (and you’re nothing but skin) by voxofthevoid/ @voxofthevoid​ (Post-WS, Sex Pollen | 13K | Explicit): Steve gets sex-pollened. He handles it just fine, and then Bucky shows up.

Dear Mr. Postman by odetteandodile (Modern AU | 52K | Teen): “I’m um—your mailman,” Bucky says, lamely. Or—Steve and Bucky revive an old friendship, get married (but totally just as friends, for reasons), and navigate a few of the many trials of the heart that come with falling in love with your best friend. 

good on my own (needed me) by mcwho (Modern AU | 12K | Explicit): There are some mistakes that could be made by anybody. Anybody. Bucky taught high school pretty much his whole life, and that was fine, those were kids, and he knew all of them anyway, which meant there was very little chance of him accidentally fucking any of his students during an impulsive post-marital-breakdown Grindr hook-up. Which is exactly what he had done with Steve.or: bucky has not let steve rogers fuck him since his sophomore year (Part 1 of himbo-verse)

Latte Art and Slow Dancing in the Dark by deadonarrival (Modern AU with powers, Daddy kink | 89K | Explicit): Bucky is a somewhat well-adjusted former army sniper that got his shoulder blown out. He took his discharge and went home to finish school. His best friends and roommates (Nat & Clint) are CIA agents and tip him off that their local Sbux is hiring. He gets a job there and meets none other than the hottest guy on earth. So how does one get a date in the most top secret government location in the US? What happens when that guy is more than just a hot dorito and wants to give Bucky everything he wants? 

That Boy Is a Problem by 2bestfriends  (Modern AU | 10K | Explicit): In which a twinky little goth punk named Bucky puts a leash around Steve’s dick and he’s really into it. (The leash is a metaphor. For now.)

bullet in a gun (but in the end, my time will come) by voxofthevoid/ @voxofthevoid​ (Post-Endgame, Canon-divergent | 25K | Explicit): Post-Thanos, Bucky Barnes has happily settled into a life of peace and pining. That’s when alternate versions of the best friend he’s secretly in love with start showing up.

Like it’s the Only Thing I’ll Ever Do by howdoyousleep/ @howdoyousleep3​ (ABO AU | 39K | Explicit): When Steve opens the door, Bucky feels like he’s been living in clouds for the past few days, maybe even his entire life. Steve is life, Steve is happiness, Steve is the sun. He has such a visceral reaction to seeing the Alpha that he feels his knees go weak, feels his body draw tight towards the other man, pulled in. Or big Alpha Steve moves into sweet little Omega Bucky’s apartment building and a roller-coaster build of a romance ensues.

A Company Man by mambo/ @whtaft (Modern AU | 75K | Explicit): No matter what it is, the truth is the same: Steve Rogers is in love with Bucky Barnes, a married man.

How to Fuck With (and Feed) Your Soulmate by BlueSimplicity/ @bluesimplicity73​ (Soulmate AU, Shrunkyclunks | 114K | Explicit): It’s called the Grey Space; a patch of skin marking you as blessed and the first sign you have a soulmate. Steve Rogers didn’t have one when he crashed into the ice. But he did when he woke up in the future. The second sign is the Sense, a sharing of one the senses to help soulmates find each other. Steve’s Sense, taste, is rare, but he loves a challenge and a soulmate is a gift from the Fates. Except instead of a blessing, it’s a curse, since his soulmate is a dick. Bucky Barnes loves food and a homecooked meal is something he cherishes. When his Grey Space starts to itch, Bucky can’t help his excitement, since the Sense he and his soulmate share is taste. But not for long. Whoever he’s bound to has the blandest diet in the world, ignoring all Bucky’s messages. After weeks of putting up with tasteless food, Bucky decides to strike back.

Strangers in the Street by crinklefries/ @spacerenegades (Canon divergent | 15K | Teen): Every five years, Bucky meets the same tall, blond stranger.

Departure by Nejinee/ @nejineeee (Arrival AU | 80K | Mature): Captain America is recruited by the U.S. government to assist a linguist and her team of scientists in communicating with aliens after twelve mysterious space ships appear across the globe overnight.

Compatible - A Romantic Science Fiction Thriller in Four Parts by the1918/ @the1918​ (Shrunkyclunks, ABO AU | 33K | Explicit): When young nanotech engineer Bucky Barnes finds himself falling head first in love with none other than Steve Rogers, he ends up getting a lot more of the Alpha than he– or science– could ever have imagined possible.

WIP

four dreams in a row where you were burned by voxofthevoid/ @voxofthevoid (canon divergent, post-Endgame, 1945 alternate timeline | 10/? | 58K | Mature): When Steve uses the last of his Pym Particles to travel to 1944 and save his best friend, he doesn’t have a plan beyond leaving behind the battlefield and living his life alongside the people he loves. But the life that finds him is not the one he expects.

A Matter of Trust by chicklette/ @chicklette​ (Singer Bucky, Fake relationship | 7/13 | 26K | Explicit): At 43, James Barnes is a washed up old man. He’s got a dozen Grammys in the hall closet, an agent that can’t get him a deal, a decade-old case of writer’s block, a moody teen-aged daughter, and the gorgeous actress Natasha Romanova for an ex-wife. Enter Steven Grant Rogers, struggling twenty-something, orphan, and someone who has no idea who Barnes is. The two men meet by accident, doing nothing more than passing the time in a quiet bar. But when a pap gets a shot of the two men embracing, Bucky takes it as a chance to finally come out as bisexual, and his agent makes him a proposition: Ten new songs and one very sweet boyfriend will get him a new record deal that will maybe, just maybe put him back on top. Now all he has to do is write the songs, convince the kid, and not fall in love. Should be easy, right?

Bespoke by the1918/ @the1918​ (Shrunkyclunks, ABO AU | 6/10 | 61K | Explicit): “I love you, too. So fucking much,” Steve answered. His voice sounded cracked and exhausted, an exposed nerve ending in the shape of a man. “Some days I still don’t believe you’re real. Feels— feels like somehow, I’ve always loved you. Even when I didn’t know you.” Bucky smiled softly at that and felt his heart threaten to explode. Still straddling his lap, he reached a hand up to cup Steve’s cheek. “You’ve always known me,” he stated, simply. “I was made for you, remember?” (Part 2 of Compatible)

Series

couldn't get the boy to kill me by voxofthevoid/ @voxofthevoid (Shrunkyclunks, SHIELD Agent Bucky | 12 works, complete | 74K | Explicit): Captain America and the Winter Soldier are a terrifying duo on the field, working together with a well-oiled precision that tears through their enemies. Captain Rogers and Agent Barnes are distant coworkers, all polite nods and mission briefings. Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes are fire and gasoline; it never ends well.

the hero's shoulders by voxofthevoid/ @voxofthevoid (Shrunkyclunks, Post-CW, canon divergent | 3 works, not complete | 32K | Explicit): Sequel series to couldn't get the boy to kill me

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Honorable mention for Where The Interstate Ends by paperstorm/ @paper-storm​ because it was posted last year but I only read it recently!

#stucky #stucky fanfic #stucky fanfiction #stucky fic #stucky fic rec #half year fic rec

[rkin413]

All 77 of my current AUs

I’m probably going to instantly regret making this post but it’s four in the morning and also I desperately want to talk to people about these things.

This is just. Copypasted from my AU list page. Some stuff might be outdated in a week. Who knows. Not me.

Star Vs The Forces of Evil:

Monster Carvers (link) - Main Star Vs AU. Stomco endgame + Tom stays with Marco + Star raised by Monsters (specifically Buff Frog). The titular antagonists were originally going to disappear after the prologue what the heck happened???

Pretty Cure vs the Forces of Evil (link) - Exactly What It Says On the Tin, Pretty Cure x Star Vs.

unnamed Pirate AU - Star Butterfly has a perfectly nice, unbearably boring life as a high-class lady, with little to do other than wait to be married to her arranged fiancé that she’s never even met. A week before her wedding she sneaks on board a shipping vessel in the hopes of having an adventure. She gets a little more adventure than she bargained for when the ship is attacked by pirates.

“"Cannon”“ - A cannon-adjacent AU that started as a crossover with Monster Carvers

unnamed Infinity Train AU feat. human!Star and human!Tom.

unnamed Post-Cleaved AU featuring forced humanizations, amnesia, and one small time hiccup. Also Dave and Wrathmelior are missing, so that sucks for Tom.

unnamed AU where Marco goes to live with Tom for a while instead of Star during Lint Catcher

How to Train Your Dragon:

Outsiders (link) - Main HTTYD AU. Instead of watching the entire Berk fleet sail off to their dooms with Toothless, Hiccup and Astrid free the arena dragons and take Toothless while he’s being brought to the ship and then they all get the heck out of dodge. Dagur accidentally set himself adrift with Heather back when they were both small. Snotlout learns the hard way that being the Heir/responsibility kind of really sucks actually??? Stoick has to deal with his son going rouge. And Gobber and the Berk Teenagers have to deal with Stoick and Snotlout respectively.

Modern Riders/Time Travel AU - Modern!Hiccup is dragged by his cousin into an unwanted camping trip with the other riders and one electrical storm later, they find their cell phones aren’t working any more. Also are those flipping dragons?! On Berk, Stoick and the other vikings are shocked to find a group of teenagers in the woods who bear a shocking resemblance to some of the members of a dead generation of children.

Unsevered Bonds - Modern Riders (minus Hiccup) meet a time displaced Hiccup who recognize them as his reincarnated friends, even if they don’t remember their former lives.

How To Train Your Lusus - Everyone are trolls on Alternia. Hiccup is a brownblood who’s probably the only troll in existence to get a second Lusus (Toothless) after his first one (Stoick) is killed. Astrid is an oliveblood that Hiccup is flushed for, Fishlegs is a yellowblood, Snotlout is a blueblood, the Twins, Dagur, and Heather are all purplebloods. Dagur killed both his and Heather’s lusus so now he’s trying to take care of her even though she absolutely hates him (and not in a black way), and he had an unrequited pitch thing for Hiccup at one point before they flipped pale (and are actually Moirails now). That’s pretty much all I have for this one.

unnamed Harry Potter AU - Does not actually take place at Hogwarts. Everyone attends Dumstrang (possibly) and the topic everyone avoids is Care of Magical Creatures, because the local Dark Lord is Drago Bludvist. Main trio is Hiccup, Snotlout (Pureblood cousins), and Fishlegs (Muggleborn)… somehow.

Dragon Gang (link) - Mob/Mafia AU set in the vaguely 1920s in a Fake Country so no one can call me out on inaccurate geography.

Rebuilding Bridges - Set in a Multiverse where RTTE and The Hidden World are mutuality exclusive. (Pt.1): After dealing with Drago but before dealing with Grimmborn, Hiccup and Toothless once fought a witch intent on ‘harvesting’ dragons. Now ten years after the dragons have left her apprentice seeks revenge and kidnaps Zephyr and Nuffink, and a panicked Hiccup and Astrid are contacted by the Very Retired and Very Much Done With This Kid witch. Meanwhile in the RTTE-verse, The Dragon Riders only just got back from informing Berk about Johann’s treachery, when some crazy lady spontaneously appears in the middle of the Edge with two terrified children she intends to feed to dragons. Yeah, that’s not happening.        (Pt.2, spoilers for this AU I guess???): Zephyr and Nuffink and their parents have safely returned to New Berk, but their world has been shaken by what was and could have been. Zephyr and Nuffink, after bonding with Dagur in the other timeline, decide they want to try and help him in theirs. This was perhaps not their best idea. Meanwhile, the Nightlights escape the watchful eye of their parents to go exploring outside the Hidden World, and quickly meet the hatchlings of their dad’s brother! (so… their cousins, then?)

Something Wild (name subject to change) - Several years after Berk (along with most of the Archipelago) is attacked and taken captive by a far more advanced foe, Stoick is able to free most of his people but what he finds when they get manage to regroup back to their island is less than a relief- Berk ravaged and their elderly and children, left behind by their captors, missing. To make matters worse, the dragons are still out there, now with some kind of devils riding and aiding them. Now Stoick, Gobber, and the rest of the people of Berk must find safety and a way to fight back against they’re new foe, find what happened to those who are missing, and figure out who these dragon riders are and whether they’re friend of foe (gee i wonder where the Berkians went and who the dragon riders are golly what a mystery). (aka the feral/semi-feral!dragon riders au i keep trying to create)

Lost (name subject to change) - Alternate attempt at the feral/semi-feral!dragon riders au. Several years before the events of the movie could happen, a raid on Berk not by dragons, but by other people, leads to the destruction of an entire generation when the raiders manage to capture the Teenagers of Berk and ship them away. While in captivity, they meet and ultimately befriend the dragons that in another life would be their partners and together they all escape. Unfortunately, they’re Thor-knows-where, and with no one they can trust (or understand) except each other, getting back to Berk might take a while…

The Lego Movie:

Hero with Two Faces of Yellow - Another ‘Emmet and Rex share a body like Good Cop Bad Cop’ AU

Peacemaker AU - Main Lego AU. About a year after the Duplo aliens attack, Emmet is attacked and presumed dead, but he’s actually been taken by General Mayhem to meet Queen Watevra Wana'bi, who remembered and missed her ‘father’. Later, Rex ends up jumping into an entirely different timeline by accident (this one) and decides to try and play the long game by befriending Emmet, who’s now living in the Systar System. That probably won’t work out for him the way he wanted.

Miraculous Ladybug

MiracuClass Knows AU - Prior to Volpina, each member of the MiracuClass finds out the identities of Ladybug and Chat Noir, and just sort of collectively become their secret keepers. Inspired by Epiphanies by PFTones3582 on Fanfiction.net.

Miraculous Sburb AU - The MiracuClass play Sburb and end up dragging a good chunk of Paris in with them when they enter the Medium. Marinette is a Light player, Adrien is a Doom player, and that’s all I got. Gabriel probably definitely dies.

One Is Silver and the Other Gold - aka the Marikimno Brot3 AU. I headcannon that Marinette, Kim, and Nino were close friends as little kids that drifted apart a few years prior to the start of the show. In this AU, that never happened. Also, Alya becomes Adrien’s best friend instead of Nino, and Nathanel becomes their friend too somehow? (someone help Alya, she’s an extrovert and both her friends have social skill levels in the single digits.)

The Ladybug and the Monkey - Main Miraculous Ladybug AU. My take on the ‘Fu chooses Kim to be the second Miraculous wielder instead of Adrien’ AU that I’ve somehow seen multiple times.

Sleeper Miraculous -  AU where instead of the Miraculous being handed out, they’re transported magically to their wielders after they’ve proved themselves somehow. The Miraculous still need to be ‘activated’ by the Guardian to be used on either a permanent or temporary basis, so Ladybug still has to go to Master Fu at first before she becomes the new Guardian, but she knows literally none of the other members of Team Miraculous’s identities. They have a chat group, too, where Ladybug updates team members on whose Miraculous she’s going to activate, and both Chloe and Kagami never blow their identities. Contains both mild Classmates + (even milder)Adrien salt and sugar. (define irony: wanting to punch someone in the face for being an a-hole only to realize that said a-hole is you).

Miraculous! Pretty Cure! - Another Pretty Cure AU. Yep.

Mesapia AU - Butterfly!Marinette AU with a few twists - 1) instead of just facing the villainous user of the Ladybug Miraculous, all of the Miraculous have been lost to villains (save for the rabbit). Marinette frequently empowers her classmates (+Adrien, who’s still under house-arrest in this AU, Luka, and Kagami) to fight the Miraculous Villains, who are also all fighting each other; and 2) This isn’t so much a Kwami Swap as a Kwami Scramble, no one uses their canon Miraculous here (except for Fu briefly, and Emilie had the peacock before what happened to her)!

Boys vs Girls AU (name subject to change) - Marinette vs Lila with the Boys (+Kagami) on Marinette’s side and the Girls on Lila’s.

Labyrinth - Almost the entirety of the MiracuClass go missing (+Lila, Luka, & Kagami, -Chloe) and on a related note, eight very young children wake up in an ever-shifting, monster-filled underground labyrinth and grow up together. And two of them have some special, appearance-shifting jewelry…

Mad Gabriel - Miraculous Ladybug x Mad Father, starring Adrien as Aya, Marinette as Dio, Gabriel as Alfred Drevis, Nathalie as Maria, and everyone else as the doctor’s victims (Lila is Ines).

Miraculous Royal AU - A fantasy AU starring the MiracuClass (shocker) spread out across three fantasy kingdoms.

Quartz Butterfly AU - AU in which Jagged Stone takes the role of (a significantly nicer but still villainous) Hawkmoth as Quartz Butterfly, with Penny taking on Mayura’s role as Songbird. (yes i know peacocks aren’t songbirds SHHHH).

MiracuTrio AU - AU based on fanofanimation’s submission to terrible-miraculous-ladybug-aus, where Kim becomes a permanent member of the team after Party Crasher.

Mitterlicht - horror-ish AU inspired partially by various horror games, Lucidstuck, and Underbright (no, really).  After receiving their Miraculous for the first time, the temporary heroes start having less-than-restful nights. Things quickly go from bad to worse when fragmented, panic-inducing dreams turn into nightly (and solitary) trips into a dark world full of monsters that want to take something referred to just as their ‘light’- a bright light that acts as both a beacon to the hostile creatures and the only way to return to consciousness every night -which just so happen to be in the exact spot (and in many cases, are also vaguely the same shape) of their Miraculouses.

Mirakatsu - Aikatsu AU

Ladybug: Don’t Deal With Hawkmoth - (aka the result of listening to the Cuphead Rap Battle 50 million times) Cuphead AU where Ladybug and Chat Noir have to go around beating up akumas and collecting their butterflies to avoid getting akumatized by Hawkmoth.

Miracle Thieves - a phantom/gentleman thief au where Marinette and Adrien (who have been thieves for years) unwittingly steal a pair of magical artifacts and decide to team up afterwards. Includes Fox!Nino, Journalist-determined-to-expose-their-identities!Alya, and possibly Tiger!Markov.

Homestuck:

unnamed AU inspired by To Live a Normal Life

unnamed Harry Potter AU

Merged Sessions AU - An AU where our favorite trolls and the Beta Kids are all part of the same session

Same Side of the Scratch AU - AU where the Beforus Trolls replace the Alternian ones, and when both sessions get scratched the Alternian Trolls end up in communication with the Alpha Kids

Same Side, Same Session AU - Combines both of the two immediately above AUs, The Beta Kids and Beforus Trolls have a session together that fails and gets Scratched, then the Alternians and Alphas play the game together while the pre-scratch players (all alive) travel to their session and have Meteorstuck Shenanigans.

Relief Was Just a Dream (name subject to change) - aka the mandatory Troll Rebellion AU, inspired by a fic I don’t remember the name of on A03. Sweeps after Karkat and Feferi are (seemingly) culled, Ace Legislacerator Terezi Pyrope -one of the best despite knowing she’s one wrong move away from being culled for her disability- is called in to investigate a series of traitorous attacks on more and more ships. Weirdly, the trolls seen most in the attacks don’t even seem to exist, all seem to bleed a painfully familiar cherry red, and have powers that even Her Imperial Condescension doesn’t seem to have. (not a no-game au)

Freetime AU (name subject to change) - AU where Bro leaves Dave on Dad Egbert’s doorstep, and Dave and John grow up as brothers.

Megaman:

Pokemon Network - Hub lives Pokemon AU with at least two protagonist teams. Team A: Lan, Hub, Mayl, Dex & Yai in Kanto. Team B: Roll, Glyde, Gutsman (Gus) in Kalos. What are Chaud and Protoman/Blues up to? ~Secrets~

Sailor Moon:

Inverse Corruption - When Beryl scours the Earth looking for her reincarnated generals she fails to find them, but she does manage to find the senshi instead. Sailor Moon has to unknowingly face the very girls who were supposed to protect her, fighting side-by-side with the Shitennou instead. (the boys are highschoolers to the girls middleschoolers)

Hazbin Hotel:

Infernal Relations - Why did Lucifer and Lilith wait so long to have a child? Simple; they didn’t. Unbeknownst to Charlie, her parents both had and lost a child thousands of years before she was born, a fact that will have far more of an effect on her hotel than she could possibly realize (even if she had known).

Apprentice Charlie AU - AU where Charlie gets into a fight with Lucifer and leaves before she ever thinks to create her hotel and Alastor ends up finding amusement by taking on an apprentice. (inspired by Helluva Teacher by Sol_Victoria on A03)

Phineas and Ferb:

Cursed Cats AU - AU based on the song Black Cats of Halloween. Phineas, Ferb, and their friends are cursed by a demon who turns them into black cats, save for on Halloween night. They’re then thrown into a world of magic and have to find each other, their way back home, and a way to break their curse, preferably in that order.

Danganronpa:

Online Gamer AU - no one dies/non-despair AU where no one is a super/ultra highschool level anything, no one has met each other in person, and they all play Among Us together. Junko always dies first and she’s low-key going to hurt someone over it.

unnamed AU where the murders of the killing game happen differently (aka the mandatory dr au)

unnamed AU inspired by ask-the-dr-reset-kids - After an incident that forces Hope’s Peak to temporarily close it’s doors, Class 78 all transfer to a different school. Junko is in jail, Mukuro is coping, Izuru is looming somewhere, the Ultimate Despair are waiting like sleeper agents to cause the The Most Despair Inducing Event in History, and Makoto is straight up not having a good time (and has very good reasons not to tell anyone).

unnamed AU where both Class 77 and Class 78, including both Junko and Mukuro but without Chiaki end up playing the Killing Game together.

Double Mastermind AU - similar to the above, both Class 77 and Class 78 wake up one day with no memories of their school lives. They’ll have to work together, somehow, to find out where they are, how to get back to civilization, and how to get back their memories. Meanwhile in the control room, Makoto and a sort-of-but-not-really-reformed Junko are working together as the Masterminds behind the mystery. Well, Makoto’s working, anyway. Junko just kind of wants to give Makoto daily migraines. Contains Junko/Makoto hateshipping.

unnamed Taka Lives AU where instead of switching roles with Hiro during the third trial he just manages to survive the murder attempt. He does not, however, get out unscathed…

another unnamed Taka Lives AU where Makoto, at Kyoko’s urging, decides to stay with Kiyondo the night he would have died, throwing a huge wrench into the would-be-blackeneds’ plans.

Asassain!Makoto AU: The Killing School Life - an au where Makoto is secretly the Ultimate Assassin.

Assasain!Makoto AU: The Killing Mystery - au that’s basically the one directly above but takes place in a non-despair (or maybe averted despair would be more accurate) timeline. After receiving and turning down a job to assassinate a certain up-and-coming politician, The Black Mask (Makoto) alerts his would-be victim, an old former friend, that someone is out for his life.

Remnants of Hope AU - AU that takes place after the end of School Mode, with the class not being picked up by the future foundation right away. (does this. does this actually qualify as an au i’m not sure.)

unnamed Class Swap AU

unnamed AU where Makoto and Kiyotaka are brainwashed into Ultimate Despair in addition to Class 77. Contains both sweet and very effed up Naeishi, as well as Despair!Makoto+Izuru friendship (or as close as Izuru can get, anyway). Technically another 2 (or 3, sort of) masterminds au.

Soulmates AU - In a world where most people are colorblind until meeting their soulmate, Makoto Naegi walks into Hope’s Peak Academy colorblind, blacks out, and wakes up to color. As it turns out, the same thing happened to everyone else!

Scrapbook AU - After entering into Hope’s Peak Academy, Makoto started a scrapbook/photo album of himself, his classmates, and eventually even the class above his own during their time on and off school. It soon became a class diary of sorts after being discovered, shared among everyone… then a chronicle of the events leading up to Class 77 going missing, The Tragedy starting, and Class 78 sealing themselves inside the school bunker, before returning to it’s original purpose as Class 78 lived inside their homemade bunker. In canon, Junko found and burned it. In this timeline, it’s an amnesiac Makoto and his classmates who find it, hidden under the floor in Makoto’s room.

Amnesia AU - A boy wakes up in a school(?) with no memories of where he is, how he got here, or even who he is. As it turns out, there are fourteen other people here… and all of them have the same memory loss he does! (may or may not be an IF Bad End AU)

Polychain AU - Another different Victims and Blackends au, that extends well beyond the original Killing Game. The Tragedy occurs very differently in this one… initially. Also features Junko escaping after the Killing Game, and Hajime and Shuichi being half-brothers and kids of the survivors.

Unnamed AU where Leon and Taka also attended Makoto and Sayaka’s middle school.

Ghost AU - After being killed, the victims and blackened are forced to stick around and watch the Killing Game happen, believing they'll be allowed to move on after they leave. Turns out, they're very much wrong- but at least after it's over their classmates can see them! Too bad they're the only ones.

Teachers Assistant AU - inspired by a fic I don’t remember the name of on fanfiction.net. After Nagito blows up a building and gets suspended, Chisa is forced to take a Teacher’s Assistant or be fired. Somehow, a very reluctant Makoto gets the job, despite being in the class below her own. Cross-class shenanigans ensue.

Unnamed Timetravel AU inspired by a fic I don’t remember the name of on fanfiction.net where Makoto and Alter Ego, the only survivors of the Killing Game, are sent back in time to Makoto’s first day attending Hope’s Peak - Makoto mentally and Alter Ego physically. Not as dark as the premise sounds, at least theoretically.

Crossover

Dagla!Adrien AU - Adrien isn’t the son of Gabriel and Emilie Agreste, but instead his parents are a Modern Dagur and Mala. He still works for Gabriel as a model, but otherwise has had a very different upbringing (most notably the inclusion of a lot of people who have cared about him for his entire life, such as his best friend Zephyr Haddock) and acts more like Chat Noir both with and without the mask. He still befriends his canon friends, becomes Chat Noir, and falls in love with Ladybug. (HTTYD x Miraculous Ladybug)

unnamed Adventure Time x Star Vs AU

Miracutale - Lila pushes Marinette down a hole, Adrien tries to catch her but fails. Undertale ensues. (Miraculous Ladybug x Undertale)

Sailor Bella (name subject to change) - AU inspired by some art from Turning-the-Tides, Princess Serenity reincarnates not into Usagi Tsukino, but Isabella Garcia-Shapiro, and her Senshi are reincarnated into the boys. I have no idea who Endymion became if he exists at all in this AU. (Sailor Moon x Phineas and Ferb)

unnamed three-way crossover between Harry Potter, Miraculous Ladybug, and How to Train Your Dragon.

unnamed Steven Universe x Undertale AU - After returning from the Jungle Moon, Steven and Connie end up stranded in an alternate timeline where they meet what appears to be another half-gem going by the name of False Topaz (Frisk). Things get a little more tricky when it turns out that gems and humans coexist somewhat… on one side of a giant, seemingly uncross-able mountain range live humans, on the other gems, and after a war between the two a few centuries ago, both cultures have a kill on sight policy. To make things more complicated, gems seem to be very different in this timeline. (note: Frisk is not actually a gem, just disguised as one)

unnamed Undertale x Star Vs AU - There’s a new face at the Silver Bell Ball - Frisk, heir and ambassador for the Kingdom of… Monsters?! Star and Frisk are quick to befriend each other, but despite that, Star can’t help but feel that Frisk doesn’t like her… And Frisk may have more than one secret to share… or maybe to keep.

unnamed Miraculous Ladybug x Danganronpa AU - The Worst Most Despair Inducing Event In History was localized to Japan (but the effects are spreading), and the six survivors of Hope’s Peek, aided by Kagami’s father, whom Byakuya naturally has connections to, immigrate to France to pick up the pieces of their lives. Meanwhile in France, Ms. Bustier’s class gain five new transfer students after the events of Miracle Queen.

Games -  (everything)

Wild Things - (everything)

#LONG post #Star Vs #HTTYD #Lego Movie #Miraculous Ladybug #Homestuck #Megaman Battle Network #Sailor Moon #Hazbin Hotel #Phineas and Ferb #Danganronpa #Undertale #Harry Potter and Adventure Time don't get their own tags because they only show up once each #and only in crossovers

[dairy-farmer]

A/B/O au where things go like canon, with unpresented Tim begging to be robin so he can save Gotham from Bruce. At first, it’s the canon nightmare— Bruce is often short or cruel to Tim because he’s grieving Jason— Tim is treated essentially like a really shitty unpaid intern. Dick basically kind of ignores him and is half angry at him.

Then, he presents. In the middle of the cave. As an omega.

This is one of those verses where omegas are very rare and valued, so it’s always like a miracle when one happens to present.

And suddenly, it’s 360, halfway between a heaven and a nightmare for Tim. Suddenly, Tim isn’t just the neighbor kid nextdoor, he’s Bruce’s son, and Dick is his loving, protective brother.

He’s not allowed to be robin anymore— the idea that anyone would put an omega in danger like that is despicable— and so he asks when he can go home, how he should tell his parents— and Bruce kind of half ignores him and half lovingly gaslights him.

“Oh sweetie, Daddy already knows, see? You’re home already, Tim.”

He goes instantly from being the Wayne’s replacement robin to being their sort of pampered pet/binky. Dick decides to move back into the manor— even he’ll admit the apartment in bludhaven isn’t safe for an omega—and he is obsessed with being around and touching and caring for Tim. Bruce and dick actually kind of repair their relationship because they can bond over taking care of a confused, terrified Tim.

Of course, Tim keeps expecting for it to wear off— maybe he thinks it’s some sort of pollen at first— and the other shoe to hit. And of course, when it wears off, they’ll be so disgusted with him that they’ll kick him out and hate him. Because they don’t *actually* want him.

Which maybe sort of evolves into a different kind of Tim whump, because he realizes they only want him because he’s an omega, not for *Tim*. Now everything that he did wrong before, that was annoying, that wasn’t *jason* enough, is suddenly endearing to them, is sweet— and to Tim it’s all so *fake*.

Just want some non-con obsessive loving. Them being lovingly obsessed with Tim.

Then when Damian arrives Bruce allows him to be robin, and Damian doesn’t attempt to kill Tim, because he’s no longer a threat now that he’s an omega.

Damián probably develops some sort of complex regarding Tim, managing to take an overprotective big brother role despite being younger. He views himself as a loving yet stern authority figure to Tim— Tim should *submit* to him, and give him affection, and let Damian Court him like a good prospective alpha.

The worst part is that Bruce and dick find this cute and encourage it, including the idea that Damian is allowed to boss Tim around, as long as he’s not being “mean”.

Of course, when Jason comes back, he beats up damian instead of tim— which I would imagine would be a lot more personal since those two actually knew each other.

I like to imagine dick and Bruce making a creepy, loving ritual of ‘timmys first time’. They reassure him, ease him into it, are so gentle and affectionate as they strip him down on soft pillows and sheets and make love to him, coaxing out orgasm after orgasm. Maybe they even use Tim’s own camera to take a picture of his first cummie <3

Bruce is all sweet and a little sad as he says he wishes Jason could be there.

“He would have loved you, Tim—“

Dick agrees, saying he could just imagine Jason hand-feeding him, carrying him around, getting adorably territorial when anyone got too close to them cuddling in the library as Jason reads to his sleepy little omega brother.

honestly speaking A/B/O has THE most facinating worldbuilding of any fan collective AU out there!

i LOVE this idea, just the dynamics and the way that society functions in the background where tim isn't thought of fondly or intimatly UNTIL he's a nice little omega. a sweet little thing, a thing meant to be possessed, and owned, and LOVED.

like you can tell this possesive love is genuine but you almost feel for tim in his shoes because he wouldn't be treated like this is he HADN't been an omega. so is the affection fake?? maybe on some level, but it means a lot to the pack and it makes tim feel good.

they're gentle when they talk to and handle him- not like how they were before where every word spoken to tim was grit out and harsh. there was no reassurances and there was no kindness and there certainly was no love before tim was an omega. a blessed little thing.

but they still treat him with condescension. oh he's an omega, he can't possibly make any decisions about himself. about what he eats or wears, what he feels, or thinks. as the alphas they need to decide all those things for him.

tim being so hopelessly confused and unsure with the way they treat him! when they gently fuck their fingers into him, kiss his little tits and force orgasm after orgasm out of him it's done softly. tim is in a short little nightdress with ruffles and lace, a very traditional omega garb. he's wearing long wool socks held up by ribbons at his knees. he's so vulnerable and open and available to be touched or seen in any kind of way and tim was not someone who liked showing off his body but now he doesn't have a choice.

it feels good. that's the only reprieve tim has. the fact that it feels good as he lets out soft gasps and little noises as one alpha suckles his tit devoid of any milk and the other fucks into his little hole.

tim knows as the omega he's going to get bred. he knows any pups he has will belong to his alphas and never to him. but...he hopes that since his alphas love him so much they'll let him spend time with the children they dein to give him.

damian is a pup still. with two alpha parents, he will clearly be an alpha as well. he likes to exhert control over tim, like to give him orders and make him do them and both dick and bruce will just shake their heads at it all. its one of the times that tim feels demeaned but his soft words of complaint are muffled when dick sneaks into his room and kisses him breathless.

dick likes going behind bruce's back and quietly fucking tim under his covers. tim wakes up with a cunt full of alpha spend and his tits bruised from how desperately dick tries to nurse from him.

tim worries that when he actually does get pregnant there may not be enough milk for his puppies if dick takes it all.

"jason would've loved you" bruce murmurs sometimes as he feeds tim from his plat. tim never gets his own bowl or a seat at the table. he either eats from his alpha's hand or not at all.

tim hopes that's true. he knows they say that jason was a kind little alpha, he never would've laid a hand on an omega. never.

tim imagines himself getting carried, read to, kissed. fed, and fucked by jason's hand.

he wonders if it would be like the rest of the pack do,

he wonders if jason would get that dark look in his eye when he looked at tim. the one that looked like he wanted to eat tim. the one that he'd get right before leaning down and whispering that tim was his.

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The tale of Robin and Gale Hood; Ben Hardy x reader Chap. 1

*Author’s note*

Okay so firs the gif has NOTHING to do with the story, that was just the 1st gif I saw out of the borhap gifs that was displayed. So this came after the success of my Disney Aladdin AU fic so I decided to do a Robin Hood fic, so as a little cast list for you all here’s what I’ve got. I’ll also update the cast list as each new character is introduced so that none of you get lost. Hope you all enjoy this little AU fic starring our beloved Borhap cast.

Also on a side note, any italics written like this signifies a change in narration where the character of Alan O’Dale speaks his own narration verses what I’ll be writing.

Robin Hood: Rami Malek

Little John: Joe Mazzello

Prince John: Paul Prenter

Sir Heston: voiced by Allen Leech

King Richard (mentioned): Roger Taylor.

Alan O’Dale: Freddie Mercury (think 1975 version of Freddie)

Chapter 1,

Robin Hood and Little John

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The legend of Robin Hood.  Ahhh yes, that handsome rouge who robbed the rich to feed the poor, who led a band of Merry men and made their home in Sherwood Forest.  But there is more to the tale than meets the eye, and more people were involved in his rise to fame and glory.  Like me.

Oi I’m over here, the handsome black-haired devil with the harp. Yes hello there my darlings. The name’s Alan O’Dale, and I am a minstrel.  That’s an early day folk singer, I go about parading songs from town to town, kingdom to kingdom about brave knights, fierce battles, and of course my favorite stories, love stories.

And do I have two of the best love stories to share with you lovely darlings.  Thankfully it all takes place at the same time so I don’t need to run my mouth on for very long.  Anyways let’s first open our tale up to two dashing young men walking through the forest.

Two of the best friends anyone could ever ask for.  These two young men were known other than Robin Hood and Little John.  Now it didn’t start it off that way at first, those two chuckleheads always kept crossing each other’s paths as children and constantly argued and fought over territory, women, you name it.

But when they reached their late teens, Robin was one day captured by the despicable, ugly, and revolting Sheriff of Nottingham.  Fortunately with the help of an additional 3rd party, Robin was saved from the hangman’s noose and from then on, Robin and Little John were the best of friends. You don’t believe me, let me sing you a little something.  

Tuning the harp, Freddie then begins to play an uplifting little tune as he begins to sing.

Robin Hood and Little John walkin' through the forest Laughin' back and forth at what the other'ne has to say Reminiscin', This-'n'-thattin' havin' such a good time Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally, golly, what a day

Never ever thinkin' there was danger in the water They were drinkin', they just guzzled it down Never dreamin' that a schemin' sheriff and his posse Was a-watchin' them an' gatherin' around

Robin Hood and Little John runnin' through the forest Jumpin' fences, dodgin' trees an' tryin' to get away Contemplatin' nothin' but escape an' fin'lly makin' it Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally, golly, what a day Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally, golly, what a day

Deep in the forest on top of a tree there hid two young men in their mid to late-20’s.  One was a pale white man with long shoulder length auburn brown hair.  His eyes were a mixed brownish-green and he was a handsome young man.

The man beside him was around the same age, if not slightly older and had skin that almost seemed to be kissed by the sun.  His eyes were an intense blue color that could almost hypnotize you and at the same time make you feel relaxed.  His short jet black hair topped off his head.

Together the two of them wore a similar green and brown clothes. Similar to a ranger’s outfit.  Fit to camouflage them within the forest terrain, but also enough layers to keep them warm from the elements be it rain, sleet, snow and hail.

The two young men watched as the Sheriff of Nottingham and his men gave up on the search after losing them and retreating back to the city. Once they fled the forest, the two men threw themselves back against the top of the tree branches and laughed their heads off.

“Ohh we sure showed those clowns who the real woodsmen are!” boasted Little John.

“Indeed we have Little John.” It was then Little John saw on top of his friend’s and boss’ famed yellow hat an arrow sticking right through it.

“I wouldn’t be too quick to boast my friend. Take a look at your hat. She’ll not be pleased to see that.” Robin picked his hat up and his eyes widened in surprise and he said as he took the arrow out and fiddled with the newly made hole in his hat.

“Hello. This one had my name on it didn’t it? They’re getting better you know.” He placed his hat back on top of his head. “You’ve got to admit it, they are getting better.”

“Yeah. And when that day comes the Sheriff will have a rope hanging around our necks.” Little John said gravely.  He then mimed out a hanging as he proceeded to make a brief choking sound.  “It’ll be hard to laugh hanging there Robin.”

“Ha! The Sheriff and his whole posse couldn’t lift you off the ground. En Garde!” he then flicked the arrow right at Little John which went through his own smaller green hat.

“Oi watch it you bastard that’s the only hat she made for me!” Little John exclaimed as he took his hat off the arrow.

“Oh come along my friend. If she can patch mine up a hundred times, she’ll patch yours up as well. At least she won’t kill you for it.” Robin said nonchalantly as he leaned up against the trunk of the tree.

“You know something Robin I’ve been thinking.”

“Thinking that’s a first.” Robin teased.  Little John glared at his friend before saying.

“I’m serious here. Are we good guys or bad guys? I mean our famed mantra of robbing the rich to feed the poor.”

“‘Rob?’” Robin tsked. “That’s a naughty word we never rob. We just—sorta borrow a bit from those you can afford it.”

“Borrow?” Little John chuckled. “Then we truly are in deep debt.” Before Robin could say another word, from the distance the sound of trumpets rang out.

He climbed a few feet higher up the tree till he reached the very top of it.  He could hear the whole ensemble of a band playing in the distance and he chuckled softly.

“Sounds like another collection day for the poor eh Johnny me boy?”

“Yeah. Sweet charity. So, what’s the plan this time my friend?” Robin slid down the trunk to meet back with Little John and together he laid out the plan.

Just a few miles along a dirt road, the royal ensemble was walking through the forest.  The royal band played an up-tempo beat, walking behind them was the royal guard all dressed in their armor and holding their spears.

Some of the guards even carried a very large treasure chest which held the taxes throughout all of England.  Then shortly behind the guards was the royal coach of pure gold, and inside it was the vile, selfish, arrogant, man-child that was Prince John, the younger half-brother of the great King Richard.

An Irish bastard’s son.  Who claimed right to the throne of England after his mother who was Queen. He was inside his coach happily running his hands through all the gold he had collected from the people as he boastfully cheered.

“Taxes! Taxes! Beautiful, lovely taxes!”

“Sire. You have an absolutely skill for encouraging contributions from the poor.” His talking albino python that he had named Sir Heston. He had Heston ever since he found him as a egg abandoned in the woods.  With the help of some magic from the faes, Prince John gave his pet human intelligence and the ability to speak.  And once he gained the throne, he allowed his snake to be his right hand man.

“The coin a phrase, my dear advisor. Rob the poor to feed the rich. Am I right?” The two of them laughed.  “Now tell me, what is the next stop Sir Heston?” Prince John asked as he held the crown of England in his hands.  Heston slithered over to the map and he hummed with interest.

“Why, the next stop is Nottingham sire.”

“Oh! The richest plum of them all. Nottingham.” Heston held a large mirror in his coils and held it up as Prince John placed the crown on top of his head and admired himself in the mirror.  The crown slid off down his face as Sir Heston spoke out.

“A perfect fit sire. Most becoming. You look regal, dignified, sincere, masterful, noble. Chival……”

“Now, now don’t. Don’t overdo it Heston.” Prince John scolded as he adjusted the crown to make it fit upon his head. “There. That does it. This crown gives me a feeling of power! Power!”

“And how well King Richard’s crown sits on your noble brow.”

“Yes indeed I—ah King Richard?!” Prince John first started off before snarling by the end.  Heston gulped and was soon choked by his master as he proclaimed again “I told you to never mention my bastard of a brother’s name!”

“A mere slip of the forked tongue your majesty.” Heston apologized. “But remember we were in this plot together. After all it was your idea that I hypnotize him…..”

“Yes. And send him off on that ridiculous crusade. Ah-ha! Ah-ha!” Prince John laughed along.

“Much to the sorrow of the Queen Mother.”

“Yes! Mother.” Prince John sobbed. “Mother always did like Richard best.” He muttered angrily before proceeding to suck his thumb.

“Your highness, please don’t do that. If you don’t mind me saying so, it’s undignified for a King to suck his thumb.” Heston said to him. He then slithered up to Prince John and his eyes began to shimmer and glow as he said in a low hiss, “Hypnotism can rid of your psychosis….so…..easily…..” Prince John began to slowly relax but he quickly snapped out of it.

“None of that! None of that!” he shouted at his snake advisor.

“Well I was only trying to help.” Heston said annoyed.

“Help. Help indeed. Now, now one more stunt like that Heston, and you will be walking to Nottingham.”

“Snakes don’t walk they slither. So there.” Heston muttered angrily as he slithered back onto his tree-like pole and lay there pouting.

Racing through the woods putting on their disguises was Little John in the lead.  He wore a long blood red gypsy dress that revealed his shoulders.  Once he got into the dress, he took out a few rings and placed them on his finger as well some anklets, earrings, and he quickly tied a purple sash around his waist to finish off the look.  

While behind him, Robin wore a long blue dress that was fit for an elderly woman and had a long black wig on.  He placed a couple of earrings on his ears and had a bandana tied to his head.

As the two of them stopped behind a tree, they saw the royal band coming in as well as the guards and the coach which held Prince John inside.

“Well this is a letdown. It’s only a circus. A peanut operation.”

“Peanuts? Why you dunce that’s the royal coach. It’s Prince John himself.” Robin snapped as his friend.

“Prince John. Alright you and her might be crazy enough to actually rob royalty but I am not having it. I’m gone!”

“What? And miss this chance to perform before royalty?” Robin said as he stepped in front of Little John. Quickly placing his hands over Little John’s fake breasts before backing off and doing a grand twirl of his blue dress.  Little John rolled his eyes as he sighed.

“Here he goes again.” They waited till the coach got closer before stepping out and waved their arms in the air trying to get the attention of the Prince.

“Oo-de-lally! Oo-de-lally! Fortune tellers!” Robin proclaimed masking his voice to sound like an elderly woman’s voice.

“Fortunes, forecasts, lucky charms!” Little John proclaimed making his voice go an octave higher to sound like a woman’s.

“Get the dose with your horoscope!” Robin called out again. Prince John pulled back the curtains hearing the proclamations of the two ‘women’.

“Fortune tellers, how exciting! Stop the coach.” He ordered the guards as the entire royal party stopped their marching.

“Sire, sire. They maybe bandits.” Sir Heston whispered to his master.

“Oh poppycock. Female bandits, what’s next? Rubbish.” Prince John scoffed.  He turned back to the two ladies who bowed before him and he said. “My dear ladies, you have my permission to kiss the royal hands. Whichever you like.” Both Robin and Little John stared wide-eyed once they saw the size of the jeweled rings that rested along the prince’s fingers.

“Hmm. Oh how gracious. And generous of you your majesty.” Robin said as he lowered his head to kiss the Prince’s left hand while sneaking off a ring from his tall finger.  Sir Heston who had seen the ring being taken whispered in Prince John’s ear.

“Sire! Did you see what…..”

“Stop! Stop hissing in my ear!” Prince John scolded as he rubbed his left ear.  Little John kissed right over the four rings on the prince’s right hand, secretly taking the jewels right off their encasement.  Heston began stammering in the Prince’s other ear which made the Prince proclaim and rub his other ear like he did his last one.

“Heston! You’ve hissed your last!” he took his python by the neck and slammed him into a basket before closing it and sitting on top of it. “Suspicious snake.” He hissed lowly.

“Masterfully done. Ehh your excellency. Now the fun can truly begin.” Robin tempted the Prince as he climbed into the coach with Prince John and closed the curtains.  He turned the lanterns down low and said to him, “Now close your eyes and concentrate.”

Prince John closed his eyes as Robin continued to tell him to close them tighter and not to peek.  He looked around the room until he found the pile of gold, he did a soft chuckle before chanting out.

“From the mists of time, I call forth ye spirits.” Outside the coach, Little John had a glass bowl tied to a string that was attached to a pole.

“Alright you little fireflies. Glow, glow.”

“We’re waiting!” Robin sung out.  That’s when Little John sent the bowl inside and he could hear Robin gasp. “Look sire! Look!”

When the prince opened his eyes, he saw three floating spirits within a crystal ball.  He was in pure awe as he said.

“Incredible. Floating spirits.” He went to touch the ball until he was slapped by Robin.  He chuckled a soft witchy cackle as he said.

“Naughty, naughty. You mustn’t touch young man.”

“Well how dare you strike the royal hand I—”

“Shh, shh, shh. You’ll break the spell just gaze into the crystal ball.” Robin took the ball with the fireflies and set it down on the table between him and the prince.  Robin then began chanting in an ancient Arabic tongue before letting out a gasp. “A face appears.”

The Prince immediately looks closer at the crystal ball intrigued.

“A crown sits on his noble brow.”

“A crown! Oo-de-lally how exciting!”

“His face is handsome, regal, majestic, loveable, a cuddly face.” From outside Little John heard all the comments Robin was laying on the Prince and could help but mime out a gag and roll his eyes.  Especially when the Prince began agreeing with everything that was said about him.

Robin then went for the treasure while the Prince was in his own head.  But as soon as he reached out his hand for the bag of gold, Heston who had found a weak spot on the basket poked his head out and actually struck out at Robin’s hand.

Biting his lip as he quickly retreated his hand to see it bleeding from the snake’s bite.  He let out a pained groaned which got the attention of the prince.

“Now what?” he asked impatiently.  Robin swallowed his pain and chuckled softly.

“I—I see your….illustrious name.”

“I know my name! Get on with it!” the Prince cried impatiently.

“Your name will go down, down, down in history of course!” Robin said as he struggled to take the bag of gold from Heston, who had it wrapped around his tail, but with a finally good tug, Robin managed to get the gold and send it towards Little John through the back curtains of the coach.

“Ahh! I knew it! I knew it! You hear that Heston!? Oh no you can’t he’s in the basket.” He then banged the side of the basket and said to his snake, “And-and-and don’t you forget it.”

Meanwhile outside, Little John slowly circled around the coach when he took notice of the solid gold hubcaps on the wheels of the coach.

“Hmm now that’s what I call pure gold hubcaps.” He looked around and stood in front of the back one and unscrewed it from the wheel and shoved it up the back of his dress.  He then moved over to the front on and did the same thing. “Oo-de-lally the jackpot.” He muttered softly as he eyed the royal treasure.

However it was completely surrounded and carried by guards.  Little John pondered for a bit but remembered a trick that he learned from a friend of his.

The one sure fire way to get a man’s attention away from their post.

He whistled out to the guards and when they turned and saw him, their mouths immediately dropped and their eyes widened.  He slowly and seductively untied the purple sash from his waist and began to do a seductive dance.

Shimming his shoulders and swaying his hips back and forth. Little John was light on his feet as he leaped and hopped about like a graceful deer.  He then skipped on over to the first guard who was just in awe.

Little John wrapped the purple sash around the guard’s neck pulling him in a little closer.  Close enough to kiss him.  But to tease him, he shoved the guard’s helmet over his face before retreating back and flaunted the guard, who was still hypnotized by Little John’s performance.

He twirled around before suddenly dropping down into a full split.  The guards now began to hoot and holler as they applauded, dropping the treasure. Little John then went up to another guard and took his spear out of his hands and jammed it into the ground.  

With the grace of a deer, Little John then began to spin and slid down the spear’s long pole before ending with a pose with his right leg high in the air and he winked at the guards who were now applauding and whistling.

“Ohh stop it. Stop it you boys are too much.” Little John spoke his woman voice.

“That was the best show we have ever seen.” Said one of the guards.

“Well gentleman. It was my pleasure to dance for you. But of course every bit of contribution helps. For you see I—oh I just can’t say it.”

“What is it?” asked another guard.

“No it’s—it’s too painful to speak about.” The guards feeling sympathetic for this beautiful woman all started speaking up and telling ‘her’ that they wanted to hear her story. “Well…..I wasn’t always like this. My husband was beating me, cheating me, then left me all alone with no money. That’s when I—I forced myself to flee even without a cent to my name. That’s when I found Ms. Olga, the elderly gypsy woman I came with. But even then we—we hardly get by with enough food for you see…..I found myself pregnant at the time I left.”

These men were falling for the story hook, line and sinker. It was then one of the guards took the treasure chest and slid it over to Little John.

“Please, take it all.” Little John gave the young guard a surprised look and he said.

“Oh no I couldn’t possibly take all this.”

“Please. My—my mum had to raise me on her own when my father left her. For you and your baby.”

“Ohh you sweet thing.” He stroked the side of the guard’s cheek and Little John dragged the royal chest away from the guards.

As he came around the corner of the carriage, he felt someone bump into him which knocked him over the chest.  He turned around and saw Robin wearing Prince John’s royal cape and surrounded by a bunch of gold pieces that had fallen out of a bag that lay on the ground.

“Nice robes your majesty.” Little John teased, his normal accent finally coming out.

“And what of you, you vulgar young hussy. I heard all the wolf whistles and cheering. I could hardly keep the Prince under my hypnosis to swipe his clothes and gold.”

“Never mind that. Just gather the gold and then help me with this.” Robin and Little John then worked together to put as much gold pieces back in the bag as possible.  Robin stuffed the bag into his dress then both he and Little John picked up the chess and quickly raced off.

Prince John who had woken up from his dazed state, saw the two gypsy women running away from the scene, the elderly woman wearing his robes. He looked down and saw that he was in his undergarments.

“ROBBED! I’VE BEEN ROBBED! HESTON! YOU’RE NEVER AROUND WHEN I NEED YOU!!” Heston slithered out of the basket and raised half his body length up and looked the prince up and down. “I’ve been robbed.” He choked out as he covered himself up.

“Of course you’ve been robbed!” Heston hissed.  Far in the forest, Robin was gleefully chanting as he and Little John made their escape with the royal treasure.

“AFTER THEM YOU FOOLS!” Prince John proclaimed.  The guards now realizing they had been tricked, immediately took off running.  The carriage soon began to chase after Robin and Little John, unfortunately due to the missing hubcaps, the wheels began to pop off which made Prince John hop out of his carriage and fall straight into the mud.

Leaving him stranded in the middle of the forest trail alone with Heston.  He sobbed as he pounding the ground whining like a child.

“I knew it. I knew this would happen. I tried to tell you but no, no you wouldn’t listen. You just have to—” when Heston realized that he had angered the Prince, he began stammering as he tried to warn the prince as he now held a very large mirror, “Seven years bad…..” he then had the mirror smashed onto his head. “Luck. That’s what that is. Besides, you just broke your mother’s mirror.”

“Ahhh! Mummy!” Prince John whined as he began to suck his thumb once again.  He took it out of his mouth as he said solemnly, “I’ve got a dirty thumb.”

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