#most of my SIs are like... really chill tbh
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Can I requested you an Instagram au, carlos sainz x leclerc!reader?
instagram au 🏁 C.S
leclerc!reader x Carlos sainz
Idk what this is tbh:) kind of birthday posts ? idk…
y/n_leclerc
y/n_leclerc: camera roll dump📸👙👩❤️💋👨🥴🤔featuring a very confused looking Charles and Carlos !!!!😨😱 ps. probs gonna get some angry messages from Charles telling me to delete this😬wish me luck guys 😏
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pierregasly: he looks like megamind 😂
y/n_leclerc: lmao I can’t unsee it😭😭
user2728: NOT PIERRE BULLYING CHARLES AHAHAHAHA
charles_leclerc: seriously y/n???!!!! je dis à maman.
y/n_leclerc: je suis désolé! s'il te plaît ne le dis pas à maman😬🫶🏼
charles_leclerc: delete it then🙄
lorenzotl: stop bullying y/n,charles.
arthur_leclerc: yeah charles
leclercgenes: AAJAJSJSJS ARTHUR AND ENZO TAKING Y/NS SIDE IS JUST SO FUNNY TO ME
fan16: never delete this y/n🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
carlossainz55: ❤️❤️❤️
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caption: kisses 😙😙😙
carlossainz55
carlossainz55: happy birthday to my 👑 you deserve the world mi querida❤️ te amo y aprecio mucho mi amor❤️
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y/n_leclerc: je t’aime❤️ this made me tear up🥲
carlossainz55: I love you so much❤️
sainzgurlyy: sleeping on the highway tonight🫡
user56: me and you both🤞🏾🤞🏾
leclerc_pascale: si doux carlos💗
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lorenzotl: ❤️❤️
fan88: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST LECLERC😌😌
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charles_leclerc
charles_leclerc: happy birthday to the best and meanest little sister ever❤️
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y/n_leclerc: je t’aime charles❤️
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pierregasly: happy birthday to my sister from another mother🫶🏼
y/n_leclerc: awhhhh, damn I must be doing something right if I got a happy birthday from you😱
pierregasly: don’t push it❤️
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leclerc_pascale: ah one of my favourite photos🥰
fanoflechair: stop this is adorable🥹
arthur_leclerc
arthur_leclerc: happy birthday to my little sis and my favourite sibling🫣❤️ you deserve to have the best day ever🫶🏼
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paularon: happy birthday @y/n_leclerc💗
y/n_leclerc: Awh thanks loser🫶🏼🫶🏼
paularon: so rude
y/n_leclerc: you love it
user282: 👀👀👀👀
y/n_leclerc: je t’aime artie❤️
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eclair16_obsessed: okay let’s be honest everyone loved y/n😌
fan382: HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🥳
user2: we need a birthday dump @y/n_leclerc!!!!!
y/n_leclerc
y/n_leclerc: you ask and you shall receive😉 thankyou for all your lovely birthday messages💗 I had the best birthday ever🫶🏼 carlos even made me breakfast in bed💪🏽 and my brothers actually allowed me to have fun for once😱jk I love you all really❤️❤️
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carlossainz55: I’m glad you had such a good day mi amour❤️
y/n_leclerc: I love you mon amour❤️
francisca.cgnomes: we have to arrange something soon girl!💗
y/n_leclerc: spa day!!!!!
francisca.cgnomes: booked.
gaslyyfans10: I love their friendship❤️
charles_leclerc: hey we always let you have fun😒
y/n_leclerc: sure…what about that time I started dating carlos and you’d literally lock me in your drivers room so I couldn’t see him🙄
charles_leclerc: that was a different situation…your taking this out of context🙄
leclercsibs: ANAJAJA THEM ARGUING IS SO FUNNY
lorenzotl: I’m actually the most chill brother
y/n_leclerc: don’t worry enzo your my fave❤️
arthur_leclerc:😖I thought I was your favourite?:(
y/n_leclerc: Carla’s better tbh
arthur_leclerc: ouch💔
fanofcl16: the comments have me dying😭😭
y/ngurllll: the first pictures so cute🥹 definition of Pinterest girl❤️
authors note- for once o actually liked what I did :)) I’d still really appreciate feedback so I can make things better for you guys💗 Iv nearly worked through most of my requests so they may be open again soon🎀
#f1 instagram au#formula 1#instagram au#f1 fanfic#f1 imagine#fiction#charles leclerc x reader#carlos sainz x y/n#carlos sainz edit#carlos sainz x reader#carlos sainz f1#carlos sainz x you#cs55#carlos sainz fanfic#pierre gasly x y/n#pierre gasly imagine#insta au#scuderia ferrari
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Hello! Glad to see this!
In that case I'd be happy to request for Valeria with a bestie readerrr YESYESSS😈😈
Tbh I've been starving for this for months.
Idk, just them bonding so well, maybe the reader is in the cartel with her, or is a simple civilian that valeria ended up being deeply fond of!
A kind-hearted and kinda dumb-ish(not naive though) reader and her just being like, "[name], please💀"
And reader having this really gen-z-ish humor, i just think she'd be so confused and pissed cuz she doesn't get the joke sometimes. Maybe reader is just like 2-1 year(s) less than her? + If they're hispanic too!😭😭😭
Sorry for my rambling💀💀💀
OH MY GOD HELLO AGAIN!!!! I LOVED WRITINF THIS SO MUCH I WAS ON A RAMPAGE 😭😭😭 I hope you enjoy this just as much as I enjoyed writing this!! Thanks for requesting babes!!!
Valeria Garza
Where do I START.
So, first, you’re Latino. Duh.
You’re a civilian that was lucky enough to meet Valeria.
You two probably met while getting coffee. You thought she looked pretty, so you complimented her.
“Hola, nada mas quería decirte que me gusta tu cabello!”
She was a little confused why a random person just complimented her hair. She still liked it, nonetheless.
“..Gracias.”
You were a little scared that you made her u comfortable, and after you got what you wanted from the cafe, you went home to cry.
“SOY TAN TONTA. OSÉA!”
You went back to the cafe, since it was your regular spot to just hang out to read a book. You were familiar with most of the employees.
And then, you saw HER.
YOU SAW VALERIA.
You didn’t know if you should just go up to her and apologized while making yourself look even more stupid, or just sit there.
She just SUDDENLY SAT DOWN IN FRONT OF YOU AND YOUR MIND WENT INTO PANIC MODE.
“AY! Oh. Hola!”
She just chuckled and said hi back.
And that’s how your closest friendship bloomed.
Since you’re younger than her, it’s most likely your humor is pretty deranged.
You’ll send her random pictures of god knows what, and say hi right after.
“[Name], por favor.”
You text her super late at night, like three AM.
“Si no te chingo por despertándome en las tres de la mañana–”
Either that or you rant about how you’re glad that she’s your friend because you just finished watching a super sad movie.
“[Name], are you fucking crying.”
You playfully scold her everytime she curses. Which is like in every sentence.
You’re a little dumb, so you end up being pretty clumsy. Without her, you’d be dead by now.
She uses that against you every time you don’t wanna do a favor for her.
“Remember that one time I saved your ass from falling face-first into the concrete? Yeah, that’s what I fucking thought.”
You aren’t aware of her being the leader of the cartel that has corrupted Las Almas. So sometimes she’s hesitant with you.
She won’t respond to your messages for days due to work, so you end up worrying about her. If you ask her why she was gone for so long then she just responds with, “I was pretty busy.”
But she makes it up by hanging out with you for a while, specifically drinking.
On a similar note, you invite her over to have a few drinks with her. Just chill.
When you drink, you become more jokeful and just insane overall.
“Haha, kinda wanna kill myself. Anyways, how’s your day?”
Sometimes concerned with your humor. Can’t tell if it’s just how Gen Z humor is or if you’re that mentally I’ll.
And whenever you two drink together, you guys turn into those Latina moms that will go insane at parties. (I have a good amount of experience with this as a Latino myself.)
Dancing together, blasting music, it’s entertaining.
You also end up talking about chisme.
“Did you hear that my neighbors just got a divorce?”
“Dime más.”
And whenever she goes to your house, she always has a gift. Especially an expensive one.
It can be from some good wine, to straight up clothes and perfumes.
“How did you get the right size?”
“… Instinct.”
(She somehow got information about you.)
Valeria just hopes that she can keep you safe from her job, and doesn’t get you killed. She tries to avoid starting anything that’s super close to you.
#modern warfare 2#mw2 x reader#modern warfare#cod#call of duty mw2#valeria garza x reader#valeria garza#gender neutral reader
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Hello, it me.
I'm bothering you yet again so that I can hear you talk about your amazing characters >:)
This time specifically The Season Sisters! Spring is in FULL SWING where I'm at and I just wanna know more about them tbh. I'm craving fun facts about each of them, anything you can tell me I will gladly consume like the finest meal. Please and thank you.
Well THIS is gonna be fun!
As much as I WANT to start with Summer, I'll start with Spring since you're right! Spring IS in full swing! Everything is BLOOMING and my nose is so runny every morning on the way to work I hate it :)
And of course, obligatory read more bc this. got out of hand. OF COURSE.
Spring
Tries way too hard. WAY too hard. While her other sisters came to being outside of Mother Nature's Garden, Spring formed there!
Because of that, she had a front seat to all of Gaia and Tara's business leading up to the Call, and even though NEITHER of them EVER said anything like "EVERYTHING IS UP TO YOU" or "YOU MUST BE THE BEST AT EVERYTHING YOU DO" or "YOU'LL TAKE OVER FOR US ONE DAY SO MAKE SURE YOU'RE WORTHY OF IT", she fully believes sentiments like this and will go above and beyond to please Mother Nature and the other seasons
Despite all of them telling her to chill out for 5 seconds and Mother Nature never putting more weight on her shoulders than any of the other seasons.
She doesn't think she's good enough ): And doesn't think she should be the season to take over if Mother Nature ever retires ):
What she doesn't know is that all three sisters were ADAMANT that Tara pick her over them bc they felt she was best suited! Her sisters love her very much! Even Winter!
Spring gets a lot of shit from humans about allergies during her season, so she totally sympathizes with Winter's plight of runny nose complaints (unless it's March/April or August/September. then they're beefing. No room for compassion when ur FIGHTING TO THE DEATH FOR UR DAMN SEASON TO TAKE OVER FOR IT'S DESIGNATED TIME SLOT)
Is very intense, especially when it's someone she really loves (see: the invasion of PLANTS in Frost Manor)
She just cares a LOT and of course, goes way over the top to show it, disgruntling Winter and Summer a lot!
She and Summer bond over florals! Summer can also do a bit of floral work (some things bloom in summer, not spring, after all) and she and Spring have fun times hanging out making flowers and petals and such!
She is the smallest season at about 5"0-5"3 (152-161cm)
Hair is constantly shedding flower petals :\
She's very good at embroidery!
Her love language is DEFFS gifts (see: Winter's plant filled house, yet again)
We know she BEEFS with Winter when they switch seasons, but what about the season after her? Well, she and Summer do NOT beef as much, but Spring is always perplexed at how sudden Summer weather tends to creep in
"It's May, and it's 27 degrees," Spring says, low key annoyed.
"I know about as much as you do, sis," Summer says with a shrug, just as perplexed but not terribly upset about the heat
Summer
LOVES the heat lol, the hotter the better
Is very upset about climate change for all the obvious reasons AND bc it's giving heat a bad name and, as previously stated, she likes the heat
Is the tallest Season Sister, at about 6"0 ish, 6"1 ish
Is BUFF! Is NOT a gym buff tho, lol, she just does a LOT of sports. every sport. Loves sports. Plays all the sports. She is a VERY ACTIVE SEASON, always somewhere doing something, helping out somewhere, even on vacations she's pretty active!
Vacations every year with Winter! Usually in May! On occasion in October :)
Wishes she could have all of September but is fine with sharing it with Autumn, really, she swears (does not care as much for February. Thinks September is a Neat Month)
She swears, as an aside. Likes the F-Word a normal amount
Is everyone's favourite Aunt! She's just really laid back and chill and the most extroverted out of all 4 siblings!
Was the first of the seasons Mother Nature and Spring found post-Call! Spring did not need to be found bc Gaia and Tara knew she was floating around for the longest time lol
Summer found Winter post-call :)
MN really wanted to go check on the Princes bc she had NO IDEA if The Call took the King and Queen as well, but she needed to find the Seasons first, so Summer went let's divide and conquer, I'll go North, you go not North and North ended up being on the money
Summer is very good at compromise but rather leave it to Autumn who is very good at being level-headed. Not that Summer isn't level headed; she's just a little sassy and very blunt and is not afraid to speak her mind. And sometimes. Does not think before she speaks.
Or thinks and goes "fuck it, imma say this thing! if this person can't deal with it then that's their problem!"
Is TECHNICALLY, in body, the oldest season. When MN "adopted" (found) them, Summer was teen-sized. Spring and Autumn were kid-size. Winter was toddler-size.
Summer absolutely ADORES all her niblets, yes, even the (formerly) evil one, and is always happy to teach the what she knows! Blaise has got it, but Summer LOVES teaching and he knows and appreciates the help (both he and Winter do tbh)
Would always happily take the kids from Winter to give her and Blaise a break. She has the BEST sleepovers
More often than not, Spring and Autumn partake in these sleepovers too. Summer's FUN and has a great way of making you feel at ease and okay and carefree and not worried!
When Fiera goes to her upon turning 2000 to ask her to give her the full summer sprite curriculum she almost cries she's so happy
Taught Blaise the full Summer sprite curriculum since his parents didn't actually go that far and she thought it was a DAMN SHAME the only other summer sprite she knew of didn't know ALL the things!
(Blaise doesn't do the sunlight thing though as he doesn't want to cross into her domain :)
She can also make it rain! And THUNDER. She's great at thunder and lightning, makes Mother Nature proud lol
Has a green thumb for fruit trees and fruiting plants! Makes GREAT wine (has a personal preference for reds)
Is my favourite of the Season Sisters (don't tell Winter I said that)
Autumn!
She is very level headed, laid back but in the opposite way from Summer (Summer is extrovert laid back; Autumn is introvert laid back)
Except for one time of year: HALLOWEEN
October comes and she is on some next level of energy, my god. Scares the shit out of Summer by creeping up on her a LOT, usually with decor or costumes or weird shit in general
Summer takes it with a grain of salt lmao
Outside of Halloween, Autumn does have a bad habit of sneaking up on most people. Not on purpose, of course! It just happens!
She always kinda creeps into Summer like this meme:
Apples are her favourite fruit (all of them)
Makes a great cider!
She's got the veggie green thumb, but her pumpkins are AMAZING.
Is the most introverted out of all four siblings
She is also very wise; very inquisitive. She's like a quiet learner, and often will shock people with what she knows
And shocks people as well, sometimes she gets a little static-y
Can ALSO make it rain! Her rainstorms are weirdly calming sometimes?
Can ALSO do a bit of Frost! Winter had fun teaching her that :P
Would have silent competitions with Jack with frosty designs on grass, windows, etc. (he won more often than not, after all, it's his SPECIALTY and he does most of the Frost, Autumn only does a little bit :)
Her range of powers also includes the ability to make things decay. It was a hard one to get the hang of when she first formed, but she got the hang of it easy enough!
I'm not saying that she could touch someone and kill them dead, but I'm not...not saying that 😶
She's very good at puzzles!
Has too many books to read ):
Lives in cozy sweater dresses
Has offered to help Spring not shed petals everywhere (since she had the same problem with Autumn leaves), but Spring declined bc she actually likes raining petals and low key does it on purpose (the aesthetic!)
She's plump and is about average height (5"6-5"9, I'd say)
Loves farming! Her crops are BOUNTIFUL which checks out as one of the sprites responsible for her creation was known as Harvest :)
She, Spring, and Summer worked together closely to get farmlands/crops/food production to boom after the monarchy was disbanded, post Civil War
Like Spring, she is a planner! Instead of vacationing with her opposite season, the two of them get together weekly in the off season for hot chocolate and tea and such, and planning sessions for their next bout of season-ing!
Autumn works closely with the animals, anthropomorphic magibeans, and forest dwelling magibeans on the daily
May have a fling of sorts with a Faun 🤔
Likes astronomy a normal amount
Winter
Ha. Bet y'all thought I wouldn't go off about Winter Fucking Frost, eh?
Since she has the MOST content so far out of all her sisters?
gUESS THE FUCK AGAIN
Winter is the baby of the family so you can see why all three seasons were so. Hover-y after the Day of Darkness
She's also always been the most motherly out of all of them, weirdly enough! You'd think, you know, given being the embodiment of the coldest, most barren, HARDEST season, she'd be very cold herself, right? WRONG. Winter's always been very motherly.
Winter falling in love and getting married kind of shocked all of the Seasons AND Mother Nature? None of them had thought about any of the seasons "settling down" so this was a very brief moment of "oh, wait, that's a thing?" followed by "oh of COURSE that's a thing!"
After Winter got married and moved out, the other Seasons found/made their own places!
MN was sad to have the Garden empty but also, kinda enjoyed having the place to herself again, and found she quite liked when the kids or her son in law or her grandkids would pop in suddenly for visits!
Winter is the most chaotic out of her siblings. She mellowed with age, but it is still there. Brewing. She will do chaotic things if the need arises, and Blaise deffs does NOT discourage her unless it is not a workday
Summer joins in on the chaos. Spring activates it unintentionally and gets mad about it. Autumn diffuses the chaos.
Winter was lanky as a kid but filled out when she was older; is weirdly lanky and curvy at the same time. It is perplexing. Second shortest season clocking in at about 5"4.
Weirdly enough, she seems to have a penchant for growing evergreen trees. This confuses her quite a bit given that winter isn't really known for being a tree growing season, and yet!
She loves the sunrooms in her house because plants can bloom in it! One of the traits you pick up when your Mother is Mother Nature: appreciation for flowers and plants!!!
Her vibe check is always accurate. If someone is iffy, she knows
Knits!
And some fun facts about all the seasons:
Spring lives in a little cottage in a lovely meadow exploding with wildflowers on the edge of Quartz Forest, in the Western Province
Summer has a cliff side, beach side villa way up the hills in the Southern Province
Autumn has a nice chalet in the Eastern Province, surrounded by apple orchards and pumpkin patches and sunflowers and cornstalks and just on the edge of the Scar, aka, the Forsaken Forest, which got it's name bc Mother Gaia scorched the earth, cursing the land to never grow.
Autumn low key guards it
Spring, Summer, and Autumn's power domains overlap quite a bit; Autumn and Winter's overlap a tad as well.
They all kind of overlap given that seasons do overlap on occasion and they could all, in theory, become Mother Nature
When Blaise asked Winter to marry him, the other seasons worked together to make a beautiful ceremony THAT NIGHT since Blinter was so excited they committed crime just to get married right then and there
Spring planned a big wedding bash for them later in the year. Blinter was very relieved when they had to leave it ASAP bc baby #1 was upset about not being at the party and decided he was gonna come then and there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Spring immediately attempted to plan a baby shower, despite Winter saying NO, and had to be tackled down and talked down by Summer and Autumn (in that order)
ANYWAY I hope these were some fun fun facts! If ever you want any deets or me to elaborate please don't hesitate to ask! (This goes for EVERYONE :D). I think the Season Sisters are some of my most underdeveloped characters, and asks like this really help me think about them and what they like, what they do, how they interact, etc :)
And of COURSE, as ALWAYS, ty for the ask Andie!!! I love and appreciate every one and will wallpaper a room with them if given a chance to do so 😍
#ask box shenanigans#alpharra#dani answers#fr girl every time ur in my ask box im like ah yes. my day is about to get immeasurably better >:)#crystal springs#the season sisters#season sisters#ocs#It's so funny bc I have all these thoughts about the season sisters but nothing totally concrete! they a bit under developed fr#i saw a good post yesterday about characters being made for their arcs#and i feel as tho the seasons have arcs but they haven't played out yet#Winter's i think has#and Spring's will in shadows#and I think the other three seasons will develop more as this arc happens!#anyway i got this just before lunch so all of lunch hour i was like BUZZING thinking about this ask#and u bet ur ass work has been slow bc this has CONSUMED ME lol#work laptop almost shut down midway thru this ask like with the beach day one#THANKFULLY IT DIDN'T THEN I IMMEDIATELY PUT IT IN DRAFTS#PHEW
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¡¡Hola, Stardust!! Esta pregunta es opcional, te la envío en caso de que quieras escribir algo en chino hoy.
Cuando escribes alguna historia, ¿te gusta pensar en qué patrones de habla tus personajes tendrían si los escribieses en tu idioma? ¿Qué personajes te imaginas que usan mucho "slang"?
Que tengas un lindo día c:
hi fran
finally getting around to answering this but! i am using this to share more about the characters of IWSY! because yes.
i've actually,, never really thought about my characters speaking cantonese before, bar one character? but i specifically made her because i wanted to see myself and my origin in a story, and she's for a very different story i haven't talked about on this blog. for the IWSY characters i've never done it before, but tbh it's comforting to think about it. i'm gonna put the rest under a cut because this is pretty long.
the baby group is the easiest to answer for. they're all intended to be kids (or, well, 'kids.' relatively speaking.), so slang is going to be pretty common for them, especially slang that's currently used. anything vulgar is free game, but really it's just about like. modernity, i guess? my classmates were very crass when talking to each other LMAO and that's kind of how i think the baby group would be. loud, chatty, every three words a slang term is thrown in, etc. des and prayer i think are the ones to use the most slang as well. des because... des. i don't know how to explain that, it's just right, and prayer because it will Absorb whatever it hears into its vocabulary. so in a way it's des' fault i guess FKJGS
i don't actually have examples of the slang they'd use because i myself don't know jackshit about the slang because i live under a rock 👍 but that's how innocence is as well. they and moth use slang the least, but they don't Not use it. these two are just generally the quietest, and cantonese is. ah. loud. :D it depends obviously! but cantonese is definitely part of those languages where if you're talking cheerfully and excitedly someone that doesn't know the language might go 'hey why are you arguing?' and that's definitely a thing that des and prayer and grace, sometimes, will run into, but usually innocence and moth are quiet enough that it never comes up for them.
silver is the one who uses the ~fancy~ words because he's a fucking nerd. everyone makes fun of him for it. they love him but they dunk on him for it fJKNJKSD but he'll fire back readily, it's all in good fun. second place for fanciness would be grace, but silver definitely wins on this front. they're both pretty eloquent for sure, and would just know more literature and so more, like, idioms than the rest of the baby group. silver just does it more, and grace does it when he's being dramatic. though granted, he's dramatic pretty often.
night is just chill, as it usually is. it and innocence are just chill vibes generally, with moth usually in that corner as well. night isn't quiet though, that's something else. just chill. probably has the nastiest mouth though actually. night would curse your family out in a very mellow tone and not bat an eye :D
as for day, she's much, much older, so her speech patterns are going to be more reminiscent of someone who's approximately in their 60s. her pronunciation will be different, with less 'lazy' sounds, so like there's a more clear separation of /l/ and /n/ phonemes and also the nasals are more distinguished. she also, by default of being older, sounds a bit more fancy, like she's sometimes. less direct about what she means i guess? but it's also because of how much she knows and the experience she has. she's easy to talk to still, she just markedly talks Different because she communicates with what is common in her generation. it's basically like talking to your grandparents. i guess. actually idk if that's applicable generally, but for me talking to my grandparents was always a little different. something something chinese culture i guess, idk. also regarding slang, idk she probably uses slang from her generation. no idea what it'd be though.
for reference, the approximate human ages i'm working with here have innocence as around 19, the triplets (des, silver, and night) being 18, grace and prayer being 17, and moth being 20, almost 21. these are Very rough approximations that don't match up to the actual age difference between these seven. day is somewhere in her... early 60s i guess? mid 60s maybe? to compare with the timescale in rain world:
unparalleled innocence — first came online in late 1515
clandestine question, nine silver linings, no mournful night — came online in mid 1522, in that age order. they were turned on only a few cycles apart each, so they consider each other to be the same age
mist on the horizon — came online in 1503
gracious mercy — came online in early 1529
one final prayer — came online in late 1528
delight of day — powered on in 808
for reference, pebbles came online in 1509. these 8 are all part of the final generation, while day is part of gen 1. also, my generations are probably pretty different compared to a lot of other people's headcanons. moon and wind are gen 18, sig is gen 19, and suns is gen 10. there's more generations and different generation cut offs. the point here is that day is Very, very old, and the baby group are really really young.
#this ended up just being rambling but 👍 rambling is good#rain world#IWSY#alright uhhh#unparalleled innocence#clandestine question#no mournful night#nine silver linings#mist on the horizon#gracious mercy#one final prayer#delight of day#we many children#i Guess that's a usable tag now#innocence won't save you#i'm also gonna main tag that for IWSY#because it's relevant#idk what people are going to take away from this LMAO i just wanted to talk about my characters for once#i've had things under wrap so tightly because of the nature of IWSY#but i love them! look at my characters! look at my idiots!!!#wait forgot a tag i think#3+1#have i been using that#well i am now#tf why did the cut jump like that
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Where does Kitana fit into all of this?
This is going to be a big fat list, and I'm not even sure everything's gonna fit in one post. Kitana hours begin under the cut.
She was pointedly ignored in the Umgadi trailer, though since she was available for the stress test I guess that's fair *huff* What we know about her personality is:
she really loves Big Sis, like, a lot. She seems to be Mileena's Jade in this game, which I suppose is fair considering how nasty she's been to her in past games.
she isn't interested in the throne, but would rather support Mileena as a younger twin myself this is 100% a mood, I want to live quietly while Sis goes out and gets that bread
She considers it vital to hide Mileena's affliction, lest she be banished. She seems pretty chill so far, but this being Mortal Kombat I wouldn't put it past her to kill some poor sap who walked in on her tending Mileena.
She has the strong sense of morality and belief in being "noble" that she had in MK11, though here she isn't twisting it in order to shit on anyone (unless you count Bi-Han, who tbh kind of deserves it) She offers her sympathies to Kenshi for his blindness, but he rebuffs her pity.
Speaking of Kenshi, her clash quotes with him come off as light-hearted trash talk rather than genuine hostility. It almost like she's teasing him.
Arrogant and pompous in her between-round taunts, but not as hostile as Bi-Han. Some of them come across as almost provocative, like "you cannot handle me" and "it will be less painful if you concede".
The most provocative character so far. Fans herself a lot, fucking soars through the air with her ass attack, her boobs aren't locked up like Mileena and Tanya's, etc. I have a feeling she's going to be The Hot One, and I'm 100% here for it.
Finally, jeez Louise, she does not like Lord Liu Kang in this timeline. She takes him to task like a frustrated believer might do to the Abrahamic God. "If you're such a great guy, why do you allow so much suffering to continue?" "Take your 'mysterious ways' and shove them up your pooper, your opacity drives me crazy." Perhaps she blames him for Mileena's fate. I don't want to see Fanned Flames in MK1 because rn I can't imagine it being anything but forced, and mortals fucking gods never ends well for the mortal (see Amara for an in-universe example). Also, I've made my opinion of FGLK clear. I hope Kitana leaves him for his old homie Kung Lao.
Feel free to discuss this, I won't be answering immediately because I've got a cake to bake.
#mk1#unveiled thoughts#kitana#mortal kombat 1#kitanaposting#spitballing#speculation#brief religious talk#fire god liu kang#liu kang
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@shinwhoohoo said: @iroseo omg I’d love to know your choices if you feel like it/have the time! But anyways, honestly same I could have easily made a top 10 Sandeul solo performance post too ;;; he’s just so so talented, it’s insane.
listing and comparing with you my favorite things about b1a4? i could do this forever lmao
Sandeul solo, Just the two of us from Amazing Store in Seoul 201308: oh i just realized you chose gongchan's solo from this concert.. I just really like the original song with baro and love this cover too. tbh this concert is full of great performances, when they do bling girl with the instruments? love it too..
What's Going On? from KMF 20131231: Same as you, fun song and performance, I think baro and shinwoo kill it (i also like the fuzzy coat on baro???? what is this sorcery). also this was the performance that planted the idea that i NEED a pure rock song by shinwoo, I will probably never get it and it makes me sad
Sandeul Solo, Emergency Room from King of Masked Singer 20150412: I wish we could get an album by him more in this style, the songs in his albums tend to be more.... sweet and simple? and there's nothing wrong with that but an album more like something from Sung Si Kyung would be nice
Wait from Adventure Concert 2015: I mean, i already said many times that wait is just up there for me.. just the slow start with baro's soft deep voice and then slowly building up before stoping for a little bit and then start again to just go full emotion. i also like that they go and sit with the crowd? love seeing the faces of fellow banas just so close to losing it lol can relate
Sandeul duo, The Road from Duet Song Festival 20160506: I was between this one and Companion, but while I love companion, there is something about this performance that I just enjoy more, it might be the less serious tone of the performance and the way he enjoys himself (that little rap is so cute)
CNU Solo, Once again this night from King of Masked Singer 20160918: LOVE this solo, i like his deeper voice i think he has a really, mmhhh, calming? effect.. and I also think that he should have won this, his parts sound amazing (but i'm biased lmao)
Before It Gets Any Sadder from Immortal Songs 2 20161217: this one might be my favorite live performance from them? I just love the energy so much. that little train they do at the middle of the song? it's so fucking cute. also to whoever decided the distribution of the lines, thank you (it's interesting that when they cover a song it's usually sandeul and shinwoo the ones who sing the most? same thing happened with Eternity, kinda surprised jy doesn't sing more)
Sandeul duo with DinDin, Breathe from Show Music core 20191207: Love love love this duo, i think both sound lovely and complement each other great.
This Song from You Heeyeol’s Sketchbook 20201030: b1a4 making a cover of a 2am song? sign me up. gongchan's mistake that led to shinwoo and everyone losing it and then the little harmonization at the end?????
Adore you from Live Lounge B1A4 Fanmeeting 20211011: another sweet performance and I will always be soft for sandeul and shinwoo just looking at gongchan with proud eyes (also while technically not part of the performance that first part where they are just chilling while the instrumental plays is comforting)
#sandeul presence on stage owns my heart tbh#i think him baro and shinwoo are so fun#those three have a couple of immortal song special stages from idk 2012 (you can only see the videos in 240p lmao) that are so fun#also my love for ballads is showing again urgh so embarrassing#shinwhoohoo#reply#text
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Shuffle your favorite playlist and post the first five songs that come up. Then copy/paste this ask to your favorite mutuals. 💌
I don’t really have something like that? I use folders for my favorite songs, and most of the songs in my youtube playlist thing I basically never listen to. So I’ll be shuffling that one (although, as I said, not my top favorite songs, but I do still listen to them) and only counting the first five that I actually care for
1. Some cover of This Is Halloween from The Nightmare Before Christmas (I have way too many of those tbh, no surprised this came up - as a result I’m not pointing out which one it is in particular)
2. A cover of Believer by Imagine Dragons (which is funny because my favorite version and one I most often listen to is probably the original njvkflnjv)
3. She'll Make You Lose Your Mind by Riff Kitten (okay, that one I do actually listen to a lot ngl)
4. A Lone Digger x Magic Man mashup (can I say though, it doesn’t work nearly as well as mashing up Lone Digger with Aurora’s Cure For Me, which is an absolute banger)
5. A very specific instrumental cover of Friend Like Me (I have spent way too much time looking for my favorite covers of this song lol, and this one is def somewhere at the top! See here: https://youtu.be/gxnb2epmbyY?si=ha0wvUNWt4EoR5xV)
I. Actually only skipped two songs that I recognized but never listen to. Huh
Then again, if I’m not mistaken, Youtube never seems to use the songs further down the playlist when shuffling, so maybe that’s partially why? (The songs at the top are the ones I added most recently)
What’s funny is the next one that came up is Dead Bite by Hollywood Undead, which I didn’t even know I had on here, as I usually listen to it from the folders XD (absolutely chilling chorus btw)
Thank you for asking! Will pick a couple of people to pass it on to 🥺 (I assume you’ve already received it, since you’ve passed it on to me? Missed that post somehow)
#fract personal#chain mail#(gonna try to use that tag also i think it's a funny thing to call it)#music
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is it just me but personally i don’t take huge offence to any hermit/life ships im like nah im chill w it tho im literally a fictive of one of the members. tbh theres some that really pushes me a little but i wouldn’t be offended??
personally, scarian and gempearl antis are kinda thin ice to me considering how it’s me and my sisters source memory ships, but the main reason is just because i generally find comfort in those ships as an average person??
and im definitely not that comfortable with people that ship skyduo because its me and my sis but at the same time if i ever come across ship art of that all i do is laugh it off or be like “ooh great art” because i dont really see myself as my source in the first place its so funny to think bout PFFT
like one moment i feel uncomfortable with certain views of hermitshipppers other times im just chill with it, but dw most of the time im pretty chill and i LOVE rarepairs and crackships too…so umm!!! NEVER STOP SENDING HEADCANONS IN MY INBOX!!!! /srs /pos
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Get to know the mun
Tagged by: no one!!! stole from @etxrnaleclipse
Tagging: anyone that wants to do it :))))
name : Ariel
pronouns : she/they
preference of communication : at this point defs discord. I get overwhelmed and flustered by tumblr messaging since it likes to eat shit
most active muse : hmmm it changes constantly but you can usually expect that I'll have muse for Anakin. that fucker is LOUD. currently also feeling alllllll my new additions from the past couple weeks
experience / how many years : this blog is my first indie oc blog and I've had it since the very end of 2014? pretty cool! been rping since middle school, migrated to tumblr in high school. so yeah, many years
best experience : it's soooo hard to pinpoint one thing. I will say that building muses and worlds with a writing partner I trust is like... ugh it's the best feeling. I have ships/families with a few of my angel loves that have really changed the game for me - so thank you (you know who you all are)
rp pet peeves : I have quite a few but I think rn the biggest thing that grinds my gears is the fun wombo combo of ignorance and entitlement. this is a hobby and some people take it so seriously? expect too much? get aggressive for no reason? let's just take a chill, babes, and enjoy what we do. if it does not spark joy? no more! simple as that! be good people xx
fluff, angst, or smut : mmmm love me a good balance of fluff and angst (bonus points if we are doing a thread for each at the same time!!!). smut used to be a hell no but with the people I trust its pretty blessed too
plots or memes : there is love and appreciation for both on this blog. I LOVE to plot but admittedly sometimes the brain just will not do it. memes can be a great way to get stuff happening, at least in the meantime.
long or short replies : I will always prefer long replies. 2-3 paras is sweet and I loveeee but 4-7? MMMM yummy. thats not to say that I dont enjoy short replies though because yes, absolutely I do!
time to write : late late laaaaaaaate at night, bby. when the world is asleep and I can sit up alone just letting the muse flow out
are you like your muses : tbh most of them yes. I try to put a little bit of myself in most muses, even if its one minor detail, because that makes them mine, you know? it tethers them to me as my creations. like yeah, sullivan is a straight up murderer lol can NOT relate there. but his bond with his lil brother? yeah, thats me and my sis right there
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my review of Midnights that nobody wanted but everyone’s getting
Lavender Haze: sets the stage for the different vibe of the album but also has “I Think He Knows” vibes. was tapping foot entire time
Maroon: beat slows down, but is still very pop-y. the sounds in the chorus gave me chills. almost haunting?? it doesn’t have one particular vibe idk
Anti-Hero: most vulnerable song I’ve ever heard from her while still remaining upbeat sounding. The Archer feeling to it. again with that different vibe. the line “sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby” threw me though I didn’t like that line lol idk I feel like I missed it. “did you hear my covert narcissism disguised as altruism like some kind of congressman” tho ok go off sis
Snow On The Beach: pretty sound. wished we could’ve heard more from Lana Del Rey other than background though. lyrics are super gorgeous. didn’t have a huge opinion on this one. probably my least favorite oddly enough
You’re On Your Own Kid: hurt my feelings tbh LOL obv it’s track 5 but like. it was too relatable. lots of vulnerability while still sounding upbeat like the others. has a lot of healing in it by the end of the song. the music in the bridge sounds so good I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise my God
Midnight Rain: might be my favorite song on the album. top 3 at least. what an absolute BANGER. the lyrics = fire. the sound = bathe me in it. the mood = exceptional “he was sunshine I was midnight” shut the fuck up that’s so good
Question…?: really needed a slower sad track and this gave it to me. sounds like insecurity in song form. she says the word “dickhead” and that gave me life
Vigilante Shit: reputation vibes. THANK GOD. tied with Midnight Rain for favorite song in the album. “draw the cat eyes sharp enough to kill a man” Taylor if you wanted me to die for you, you could’ve just asked. you didn’t have to do this, but the answer is yes. cocaine/drug reference too like wow ok we are GOING IN
Bejeweled: threw me off cause I was ready to fight with the last song and now we’re back to bopping but okay. reminded me of dreaming and you wake up and go back to sleep and the dream is different DOES THAT MAKE SENSE whatever ok yes very empowering and fun. want to be twirled to this song while dancing.
Labyrinth: this song is going to not get the credit it deserves, I can already tell. THIS SONG IS FOR THE ANXIOUS AND WERE GRATEFUL. high note is gonna be a bitch to sing along to but I’ll give it my best. “I’ll be getting over you my whole life” was way too profound. scared of elevators ? same. this song TRULY sounds like what an anxiety spike feels like ?? its?? so good??? made it to the top 3 battling for the top spot because OOF ITS SO GOOD
Karma: this grew on me ok I wasn’t into it initially but then I couldn’t help it I was jamming. “cause karma is my boyfriend” PREACH. the shade in it, the cat reference. it’s a solid song. I couldn’t hate it if I tried.
Sweet Nothing: slowed way down to start wrapping the album up. also didn’t win me over initially, but then the lyrics ruined my heart of ice. this song is what true love is. reminds me of a Sunday morning in New Orleans and I can’t describe it any other way
Mastermind: I don’t even have alot to say at this point. it’s so good. this song tied the album up beautifully. I absolutely LOVE the lyrics.
this album is good. I was terrified it was going to suck. I do this every-time because I didn’t like Lover that much, but this gave me everything in a pop album that Lover didn’t and wow. blessed. thanks Taylor we don’t deserve you. I usually don’t call a whole album a no skip album, but this one make take the crown (other than my beloved Reputation, OBVIOUSLY) the lyrics, the sound, were all a 10 from me.
Midnight Rain, Vigilante Shit & Labyrinth live rent free in my head now. thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
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I’m thiiis close to rewatching and maybe reading Drrr!! just so I can really flesh out Merry more cause I love this SI so much-
#melviships gushing hours#about my own oc but yeah-#most of my SIs are like... really chill tbh?#sometimes impulsive and sometimes agressive#but Merry takes the fucking cake on chaotic#jumps on cars#makes out with strangers#will eat anything for a price#just revels in it#fight breaks out? Merry probably started it or at the very least joins#I like to think Shiki is annoyed and exhausted by it but also kind of likes the fact that they are loyal to a fault for those who#show that they will stick by them#preening at the imagery of Merry in a laced up bodice throwing a mesh covered arm over his shoulder and grinning#it's just very funny and good to me#honorary member fight me-
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Mikaelsons Black History Month
First off, I’m starting by saying that even though it is no longer Black history month it will always be melanin everyday and black people every day. And everything else under the sun, and if you don’t like it then the exit is to your left. Everything you own in the box to the left
Being part of the Mikaelsons is very fickle business and be some bs. Like really, you’re here with supernatural beings who are over 1000 years old. Who have traveled the world, gained endless knowledge, seen a lot of bloodshed, but you know what they haven’t seen? Their token human (black ofc) being ignant for black history month, I mean who even fully celebrates? How does one even celebrate?
Granted, they’re not racist. But with the writing Julie Pleck did she was playing honestly. That was the worst writing I've ever seen since who knows when. Maybe the nine lives of Chloe king or something? But in my originals universe they were probably racist in the beginning to an extent then grew out of it.
Anyways, they never met someone who celebrated until they met you!
Now repeat after me: I’m black y’all, and I’m black y’all. And I’m black and black and black y’all! FYM
Now…. picture this: A moderately quiet day in the Mikaelson household. Kol is minding his business for once, Rebekah is trying to find the perfect pics for her next instagram post, Elijah is enjoying a good read, and Klaus is organizing his art materials. But then here comes you, the human, opening the door and walking right in like you pay bills (none of them do but you get the picture) in the midst of the most deadly people. Walking in and greeting everyone, walking in with the most hotep, Dr. Umar bullshit getup they ever seen. Coming to America headass.
They recognize your footsteps from a mile away, so when you walk into the kitchen and no one really looks up at first it’ll be a sight to see a whole ass pelted lion on your back. The kente cloth hat (no idea the actual name for it, sorry babes), a saber tooth necklace (for my mans T’Challa), and the red stiletto nails with the afro out here banging.
SHEEEEEEEEESH
Once Elijah is done with his page he looks up to greet you, but then stops… Bitch, fuck is you wearing? This was worlds away from the sweats, and skinny jeans you wore on the daily.
“Greetings Y/N you look…. Fashionable.” Mans didn’t know what to say. Did he miss something about your Africna roots? Was there a holiday he hadn’t heard of, doubt it, but what else was there?
“Thank you Elijah.” You fluff out your lion pelt for added effect, if there was ever going to be one time you outdo the Mikaelsons’ especially Elijah in being dramatic with a coat or cloak of somesort, it would be now.
At this point the Kol and Rebekah have already looked up and were confused. Why are you dressed like that?
Kol is the first one to speak up “Darling, Rebekah likes a fashion show more than anyone, but why do you have a lion… on your shoulder.”
Lifting up your large ass shades you supplied an answer: “Black History Month”
They all looked at each other… they didn’t get it. Like they know what it is, but never actually understood how to celebrate and all that nor did they ever actually give it mind. When you saw that they weren’t making a connection, you started phase 1.
“Alexa, you know what to do.”
And there goes their manor playing: NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA I’M ONE HUNDRED PERCENT NIGGA
LMFAOOOOO you got the white people shook. Klaus just dropped one of his expensive ass bottles of art sealants and is vamp speeding to the kitchen to figure out what the hell is going on. Elijah having a mid century crisis on how tf they even found you and deemed you worthy of being in their presence so casually. Kol is having fun in the back, still laughing at your get up. And Rebekah wishes she went to the mall instead, she wanted a girl bestie and got you instead rip
“WHAT IN BLAZES- Y/N WHAT ARE YOU DO- WHAT ARE YOU WEARING! ALEXA STOP THE MUSIC-” And the big bad wolf has arrived. You put your finger to Klaus’ lips which stuns him bc… you’re still HOOOMAN like damn, death wish much? And you look this man, straight in his mit and say “Looks at, look at me” and pause for dramatic affect, “I am the captain now”
Room silent as hell till Kol starts cackling
You’ve made Dr. Umar proud, the ancestors are shining on you once again
With that you lead into a whole speech about the black struggle and black history month, bottom line: REPARATIONS. Because being the only nigga in the Mikaelsons (we don’t claim Marcel) is exhausting, white people shit everyday that you complain about in their faces
TBH at this point they’re indulging you in this escapade.
First victim is Elijah, you ask for his wallet. He gives you a look, I mean he does technically give you what you want and whatever (when y’all dating, refer back to my dating Elijah post), so he ask you why. Reparations sis why, but then you stop yourself. This man gives you his wallet every other day, half the time you not even asking. What could you rob this man of…. Ah. You ask him for the deed of one of his estates in Prague, why? Because you bitches can’t even spell Prague. And under section S line 45 subsection Y it does state that estates are eligible for reparations. Fuck 40 acres and a mule, you got 300 acres, some stallions in the back, a quite possibly haunted mansion, and a heavy dicked (yeah I said it, a sis been trying to reality shift) original who will turn you out by the end of the day and the end of the month…. Wait till women's history month boo
We know his pockets figgity fat, and it would be figgity wack to not get some
Ngl you take Kol with you so he can buy you food. Granted, he knows what you’re doing, but if he’s going to spend money on anything it will be thawed and it will be music. However, one thing leads to another and you’re both at Wal-Mart waiting to find a parking spot. You stole one off a white minivan trying to move in. Not thinking anything of it because who in this small ass Mystic Falls ass, clown ass town really about it? Apparently Karen.
But you know who else what about it? Kol (tbh mans had nothing but time, and he claims you so why tf not.) he out here NY stomping on her and coming at her for badly glued extensions. Cheap ass bitch, ain’t even blend in correctly.
After that Kol and you left with some groceries, a new story to tell, and a chopped cheese.
With Klaus, he frfr wasn’t finna do shit. Being ordered my a human? Lmfao, go find another simp sis. But… once you suggest that his art skills may not be up to par on what you have in mind as a new family room piece for your house he’s all ears. He knows what you’re doing, but… he still wants to prove you wrong. But anyways, you give him a theme… reverse racism. IK y’all, it’s not a thing, but mans has ideas. And he outdoes himself. That and the recreation of the moorish chief bc that man...mmmmm that man was giving.
Ok so Google wanna hoe me, but there was a painting of a black man in a kkk cloak and behind him were white people being hung from a tree. Say what you want, but that photo was fire. If any of you seen it please share it below.
Anyways
Rebekah tbh wants no part in this, but I feel like she’d gave when you ask her to give you all the finest dresses bc it’s an excuse to exhaust Klaus’ money.
Through the month you give the Mikaelsons a run for their money, and maybe sanity. Klaus is in the back trying to research who tf Dr. Umar is and why is he your inspiration
They had to pull you back when the sheriff asked you for your ID. You ask why you needed white man paperwork!
You are pleasing the spirits, what bonnie could never do lmfaooooo. The powers of you enemies aren’t prospering this month nor next month.
You’re not poor this month, anything you poor of is pouring a little more (bars nigga)
LMFAOOOO imaging asking the fam to go to paris, like, they not invited it’s a self trip funded my the Mikaelson Y/N Trust Fund of Public Decency ™
Klaus would be the first one to speak because this man is TIRED, “Love, why do you need a trip to paris? What’s in Paris?”
Knowing better, you look to Kol to answer the question, “I don’t know, Kol, who’s in Paris?” Niggas b. Niggas in paris…. Lemme chill
LMFAOOO enjoy
#klaus mikealson x reader#klaus mikaelson#elijah mikaelson#elijah mikealson x reader#tvd x reader#the originals#black reader#black!reader#poc!reader#poc reader#niggasbelike
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the NTs as seen by a (dumbass) entp
because its been a while and i’ve found more people to psychoanalyze :)
pt. 1 (all 16)
ENTJ:
still haven’t met many more of you
probably cause i avoid you like the plague
sorry not sorry
this is pOtentially my major advisor
if so, much love my guy, you’re also like 65 so aren’t having many of the problems a 20 year old ENTJ would be having
actually now that i’m typing this hes most likely an ENTJ
Te / Ni / Se / Fi
only thing that throws me off is the Se/Si cause I’ve seen him use the same thing over and over again
but he doesn’t strike me as an ESTJ/ISTJ
that man is walking NT
actually, yeah, 100% an ENTJ
also potentially a 8w?
idk
the man doesn’t take bullshit and damn do i appreciate that
hes a hardass but fair and my entp 8w7 ass respects the living hell out of that
i will say however, that this is a mentorship / mentee relationship and that a lot of this dynamic works because of that inherent power dynamic and also my great amount of respect to him
outside of that and also that hes older so obviously more developed functions idk how well it would work between peers
but as a mentor? fantastic
INTJ
by now i have met 4 of you
3 of them are women
the statistics on that are fking insane
anyway
still love and adore you
still having a Fe/Fi problem when you start looping / are underdeveloped (its a IXTJ thing in general tbh)
one of the INTJs is about 10 years older than me, works in finance, (Ni makes it a fantastic fit, its patterns and intuition of the stock market i mean come oN)
shes incredibly interesting because i absolutely adore her, def more on the introvert introvert side, but also shes married to an ESFP?
fun story, a different INTJ i now live near had a tiny crush on an ESFP for a hOt second until he decided to be fucking stupid and go crashing into an Fi hell
granted hes super unhealthy and nobody likes him so take that as you will
its just what happens with unheathy Fi, no hate to ESFPs, they get enough as is
anyway
INTJ and ESFP
i don’t exactly understand the appeal of the relationship, the INTJ is the one holding it together (enneagram 9 like? stepping down and self-forgetting to keep the peace) but i’ve known both these people for so long and they wouldn’t have gotten married (or stay dating for upwards of 8 years) if they didn’t genuinely care about each other
i’ve seen two out of four of you in an Ni/Fi grip and its kinda yikes tbh
like, for one of you i just feel straight up bad for and the other one i want to hit over the head with some Fe (in my defense his sister was dying and he didn’t want to go see her cause like... it hurt too much?.. like, my guy.)
but the sisters better(ish) and hes back to normal so chilling
other INTJ is just straight up fking depressed rip my gal i love you
and then we have one normal one hanging around
tbh the largest problem here is the Fe/Fi difference especially when the INTJ doesn’t accommodate other people (and sometimes me)
my own growth of Si and Fe has def shifted that as i now have a chronic medical condition and im like. gUys just get up and get me some water it is not that difficult i am literally ill lol
more on that in the ISTJ section
ENTP
INTP turned ENTP lol
not actually
had an interesting mistype earlier with a friend
the friggin toxic empathy made me think inferior Fe but it turns out thats just *trauma* and his Fe is really damn high so its an interesting balance
I
ADORE
YOU
ENTP 8w7 sp/sx and ENTP 2w3 sx/so
i know this isn’t enneagram but now it is lol
i don’t particularly worry about him cause i know he’ll be fine
i love him
hes fantastic
we kind of enable each other but not really
its a really nice dynamic, would highly recommend
INTP
i found oneeeee (twoooo cause i didn’t look at this for six months and am now continuing it cause im meeee)
so turns out the person i thought was an INTP was just an ENTP and don’t mind both of us being clowns, sometimes it happens
this intp was fking impossible to type
bounced around with INTP for a while, then somebody suggested ISFJ with an Ne grip that i entertained for like 2 minutes and then i had a good good good convo with her today and was like
okay
INTP
we got it
the problem with typing her was the developed Fe
the argument for ISFJ was (1 INTP/ENTP and ISFJ share the same function stack) and 2. a developed Fe
turns out that just what happens with good parenting lol
what i’m assuming is some kind of IXFJ mother?
i’m an ENTP with an ISFJ mom and thats about 85% of the reason my Fe is developed
and because Ne has got to connect everything and also our dynamics with out mothers have some similar characteristics i’m starting to put two and two together
might be a post on that later we’ll see
so
fucking
funny
does crazy shit (not actually, just shoving face into cake) when kind of stressed out or anything
the Si tertiary is a personality quirk rather than something really problematic
she just refuses to get venmo and we all give her shit for it but its not causing overt problems and there are just a few other hills that she will die on
thats the difference between tertiary Si and inferior Si, no matter how developed
second one :)
immediate click with him tbh
easiest INTP to spot too
i really do think that part of it is the fact that hes a male and wasn’t really *hiding* his XNTX kinda quirky social awkwardness
idk, hes got the same tritype as me for enneagram so a really easy mirror spotting thing
we shouldn’t be left alone after 10pm cause we’ll start typeracing with an INFP instead of studying for bio
love you guys
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boyfriend headcanons - soul evans
a/n; my soul evans inspired playlist!! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1YntdhOZPg1wMzYBwymwWR?si=JnHvKUWRSKGghG_dDakXGA
- you and soul started off as friends
- you'd joined the dwma halfway through the year and immediately hit it off with liz and patty
- and inevitably the rest of the group
- you're shy; so seeing this big group of loud - and very talented - weapons and meisters threw you off a bit
- but don't judge a book by its cover bc they were acc vvv warm and welcoming
- 'any friend of liz and patty is a friend of ours!'
- your partner was the first to realize tbh
- you and the gang were playing basketball
- or rather you, patty and your partner sat and watched as the rest played basketball
- when they caught you staring at a certain white-haired weapon a lil too long
- and patty;; being the girl she is;;; brought it up instantly when your partner nudged her shoulder.
- '(y/n)-chan!!! i never took you as a lovey type!'
- you rolled your eyes and denied it
- but they knew
- and so did you
- that night,, maka invited everyone over
- and ofc luck was on your side
- and you were squeezed next to soul during the movie marathon
- and it didn't help your case when he put his arm behind you, resting it on the couch.
- you thanked god it was dark because liz would definitely bully you for how red you were lmfao
- you excused yourself to the bathroom
- nearly shat your pants bc ????? uh????? you were just next to ur crush???
- and he smelt rlly nice wtf y/n snap out of it
- so after composing urself and one too many splashes of water on ur face;;
- you exited the bathroom to see the group sitting down in a game of 7 minutes in heaven
- and you wanted to cry
- you either got stuck with death the kid, literally the worst dude in the entire group (blackstar), crona, or your crush.
- lose/lose situation,,, maybe except crona bc theyre a cutie
- and lowkey you were wishing you picked up a specific hairband
- and u did lol hahahah
- so u were stuck in this small cramped closet
- and u were so deep in thought
- u barely heard when the poor boy called ur name
- ' uhh,, listen,, this is so uncool of me to say here but,, if you say no i'll just kick you out of my house.'
- jeez ok albino
- 'i like you.'
- you swore you stopped breathing
- wtfwtf????
- did he just???
- nawl
- 'uh... i like you too..' you muttered
- which ended with a 2 minute long makeout session
- his hands travelling somewhere they shouldn't
- before blackstar slammed open the closet doors
- exposing the two of you; lips puffy and hair messed up
- the teasing didn't stop for months lol
- but das okay bc deep down they knew yall were couple goals PLS
- soul has a playlist
- filled w bangers
- and everytime he's over and the playlist starts....
- whew heated makeout sesh
- he definitely has some led lights in his room
- set to red
- wink wonk
- he's the type of boyfriend to always have his hand around your waist
- and y'all are best friends doe
- cue maka getting jealous / mad bc soul started ignoring her lowkey<//3
- deserve
- ANYWAYS you guys are literal SOULmates (hehe)
- you have so many inside jokes
- the group is honestly surprised bc they didn't think you two would get along at first
- soul is the type of boyfriend to have sm memes on his phone
- like you'll text him the most specific scenario ever and he'd have a wendy williams meme for it
- and he teases u,, sure
- but it always comes from a good place yktfv
- soul is the type of boyfriend to hold ur head and give you forehead kisses
- he'd give the best hugs too
- he'd wrap his arms around your torso and place his chin ontop of your head
- whenever ur sad just text him a lil frown face
- he's at ur door in record time
- w takeout, some snacks he possibly stole from maka's stash, and his netflix password
- sometimes you guys just lie there
- basking in each other's presence
- u might hold hands but
- mostly just enjoying each other
- soft rnb or indie playing in the background (peep my soul inspired playlist juicyoh)
- soul isn't good at doing ur hair
- but he'd try
- stupid little braids while u two are watching a movie
- netflix and chill except yall acc chill
- like he literally falls asleep in ur arms awe
- and you'd sometimes ask to do makeup on him if u wear makeup
- put his hair back w a lil hairband as he mutters some shit like
- ' this is SO not cool '
- shut up white boy you love it
- expensive dinner dates are few and far between
- but thats just bc yall are not that kind of couple
- you'd rather just get takeout and watch a good comedy or horror
- you'd be the couple to start a youtube channel
- and it'd be acc funny content like,,
- people would subscribe for the couple and stay for the content
- once you did a fnaf lets play
- soul literally left halfway through bc he got scared
- cue the 'bestfriend vs girlfriend tag w/ maka and y/n'
- if ur a meister
- you've probably tried wielding soul in his weapon form
- let's say,, it didn't go too well,,, and now theres a big mark in a wall in the city
- you and soul would 100% play pranks on blackstar and death the kid
- especially death the kid
- with help from lizzy and patty you'd make the poor boy regret ever introducing you two
- but it's all in good fun and the black haired boy has gotten y'all back multiple times too
- soul loves it when you wear his clothes
- like just seeing u in his hoodie makes him ❤️ 💓 💕 💖 💓 💖💕 ❤️
- one of ur biggest pet peeves tho
- is hes constantly undermining his struggles
- and you sit him down like
- 'babe,, youre important to me,,, you need to tell me if somethings wrong okay???'
- baby bursts into tears
- you and maka are some of the only people he's open to.
- he'd definitely play you piano
- or teach you if you don't know how
- maybe you'll sing along a few times
- when you fight it's usually over silly things
- like maybe maka was being maka and he's stressed so he lashed out
- or you didn't kill the kishin you were meant to and got told off by lord death
- it always ends in apologies;; you two don't really let it get between you
- soul is the type to tuck ur hair behind your ear when making out
- or the type to give u hugs from behind
- like imagine omgomg
- you're just chilling in the hallways at the dwma
- talking to patty
- when soul just
- he just
- ugh hugs u from the back, his head on your shoulder, a soft smile on his face as he kisses your cheek.
- cutie asf y'all r cute cute cute
- all in all
- he rlly does care ab you and you just
- "right back atcha babeyy!!"
- fr though
- y'all are bestfriends but also lovers
- goals af
- manifesting a relationship like that brb
#*sobs eternally*#soul eater x reader#soul evans x reader#soul eater headcanons#soul evans fluff#headcanons
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Our little secret
Sirius Black x reader
Words: 3300+
Warnings: nothing, it’s just fluffy and cheesy
A/N: I wanted to write something like this for a while. So I did. At like two in the morning... I would kill for something like this tbh. Enjoy, my loves!
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‘You're really going for that shirt?’
‘Not anymore now,’ you grumbled and threw your shirt at Marlene, who was lying on her bed with her head popped up on her hands. She caught your shirt skilfully and let it flow through her fingers.
‘You smell nice, babe,’ Marlene said as she smelled the border of your shirt.
‘Thanks, it's that new perfume,’ you replied while searching in your bra for a new shirt.
‘Oh, trying to smell nice for someone?’ Marlene teased and you looked up quick with red cheeks. ‘Maybe, I don't know... a specific black-haired, grey-eyed Gryffindor?’
‘Confessed your feelings for Dor yet?’ you shot back at Marlene.
Now she turned red and she threw the shirt back at you. You caught it, folded it and placed it back in the closet.
A minute later Lily and Dorcas entered the dormitory, finally finished with their breakfast. Marlene glanced at Dorcas and you smirked. She was smitten for her friend but was too afraid to admit it. And honestly you didn't blame her. You were the exact same when it came to Sirius.
Ever since fourth year you had had a crush on him but you had never done anything about it. For you it was obvious he didn't like you back. He was always going on dates with different girls and never hesitated to talk about it.
‘Lily, thank Merlin,’ you said and turned to her. ‘What am I gonna wear with this skirt?’
Lily stared at you and then looked at the closet. She pulled out a shirt from the bottom of a pile and handed it over to you. You unfolded it and looked at it. You never knew you had this shirt.
‘It's mine,’ Lily explained like she could read your mind. ‘But it's not really my colour.’
Kissing Lily on her cheek to thank her, you pulled the shirt over your head and turned to Marlene.
‘Much better,’ this one said and nodded. ‘What would we do without our Lilypad?’
Lily rolled her eyes but smiled right after. She changed into a light blue dress that matched perfectly with her red hair.
Jealous you stared at Lily as you let yourself fall down next to Marlene on her bed. She turned her head to you and whispered,
‘I'm gonna do it.’
‘Do what?’ you whispered back.
‘Tell her. This has been going on long enough. And if she turns me down, I know we're both mature enough to stay friends.’
‘She’s not gonna turn you down,’ you reassured Marlene.
The way Dorcas acted around Marlene was the same as how Lily acted around James. Speaking of...
‘Lils?’ you asked. ‘What time are we supposed to meet your lovely boyfriend and his entourage?’
‘Five minutes,’ Lily answered from the bathroom.
Dorcas squealed. ‘That's too soon! Look at my hair! I'm not near finished!’
‘You look great,’ Marlene mumbled, but not loud enough for everyone but you to hear.
‘Don't worry, I'll keep them waiting,’ you said to Dorcas and got up from the bed. ‘You coming, Marls?’
Marlene got up too and walked down with you. None of the boys were in the common room yet and that gave you some time to talk to Marlene in privacy.
‘What's your plan?’
‘I don't really have a plan,’ Marlene confessed. ‘I think I will just ask her to talk and then put it out there. What's the worst that can happen?’
‘I wish I had your courage,’ you mumbled as you watched the four boys approaching the couch.
‘Where are the others?’ James asked as he plopped down on the couch next to you.
‘Upstairs.’
‘They'll be here soon,’ Marlene added.
You noticed she was nervous. She was playing with the edge of her shirt and she had a pink blush on her face.
The conversation went but you couldn't focus. Instead of paying attention you were looking at Sirius. He was wearing his leather jacket even though it was hot outside. He looked back at you and winked. You quickly averted your eyes as you felt the blush creeping on your face.
After ten minutes Lily and Dorcas came down, five minutes after Mary had joined you.
‘Are we ready to go now?’ James asked impatiently pushing his girlfriend of his lap.
- -- -
After Filch had checked everyone for suspicious objects, your group was finally outside. You were walking with Remus. In front of you Lily and James were walking hand in hand and, honestly, you were kind of jealous. You wanted what they had, though maybe a little less cheesy.
In Hogsmeade you split up. Lily, Mary, Peter and Remus went one side, Marlene and Dorcas the other side and you, James and Sirius walked to Zonko's. James was talking enthusiastically about a new product he definitely wanted to try.
Zonko's shop was quiet; most students went to Honeydukes or the Three Broomsticks. While James and Sirius worked off their list, you wondered through the store. The things on the shelves intrigued you.
Jump-snakes: surprise your friends with real wildlife!
Nothing works better than Mr Lolas' Unicorn Powder! Lasts for days!
You had no idea what both of the things would to, but they were interesting. And probably slightly dangerous.
‘(Y/N)? Where are you?’ Sirius’ sound came from the other side of the store.
‘Here!’ you said back.
But the store was cramped with shelves and racks and Sirius didn't hear you.
You started to make your way to the front of the store, but halfway through your way the path was blocked by big boxes. You turned around and made your way back.
‘(Y/N)?’
‘Right here!’
Sirius was on the other side of a shelf, you heard his voice close to you. You walked along the length of the shelf and bumped into Sirius. You almost fell and Sirius placed his hands on either your arms.
‘There you are!’ he said with a big smile.
‘Here I am,’ you replied weakly.
Sirius put his arm around you and dragged you with him outside, where James was already standing.
‘We thought we lost you!’ James cried out as he saw you.
He quickly showed you what he had bought and then you made your way to the Three Broomsticks; the place where you had agreed to meet up.
You were the first ones there. You sat on one of the benches on the side of the road and looked up Sirius. He was standing close to you, his hands in the pockets of his jacket, playing with his feet in the sand on the road.
When Remus, Peter, Lily and Mary walked up to you, he took a step back.
‘I, uh- I have to do something,’ he announced. ‘I'll be right back.’
He rapidly walked out of the street with his hands still in his pockets. You turned to Lily and Mary who were both looking confused at the leaving boy.
‘Should we go inside?’ Peter asked, like what Sirius had done was completely normal.
‘Sure,’ Lily said and opened the door.
The Three Broomsticks was full, but there was a spot left in the very back of the room. Lily and James squeezed themselves onto the wooden bench of the booth and they were joined by you on one side and Remus on the other. Mary and Peter sat on chairs the opposite side of the table.
Peter left to order drinks and while he was waiting in line at the bar, Marlene and Dorcas entered. Dorcas immediately left for the bathroom and Marlene hurried over to you.
‘She said yes!’ she exclaimed happily as she sat down. ‘I have a girlfriend!’
The two boys stared Marlene confused, but you, Lily and Mary all cheered and smiled.
‘Oh, babe, I'm so happy for you!’ you said and took Marlene's hand over the table.
‘How did to go?’ Mary asked.
‘Well, I kinda just blurted it out as soon as we were alone. Honestly I don't remember a lot of it; I was really nervous. But she said she likes me back!’
Marlene's face was red from excitement and even Dorcas, who usually was chill and cool, had a blush on her face when she sat down next to Marlene.
Peter returned with the Butterbeers at the same time Sirius walked up to the booth. He stood doubting at the table looking for a place to sit.
‘There's room next to (Y/N),’ Marlene said.
You shot her an angry glare before making place for Sirius next to you.
‘Always a pleasure,’ Sirius said as he sat down next to you.
Your face turned red and you smiled. Sirius' thigh was pressed against yours and you felt his hip next to yours. Playing with the edge of your glass you tried to focus on the conversation. But there wasn't much of a conversation; James and Lily next to you were whispering to each other and Marlene and Dorcas too. Mary was talking to Peter about their Potions assignment. Remus talked to you and Sirius was the only one who wasn't involved in a conversation. He was staring at you while his arm rested on the back of the bench, his fingertips brushing your shoulder.
Sirius had always been a ‘touchy' person, but today it felt different to you. It felt like everything he said and every breath he breathed were for you.
You scolded yourself for your thoughts. Sirius didn't like you. He had had a date just... how long ago? Honestly, you couldn't remember when Sirius had last gone on a date with someone. But you had stopped listening to his date-stories a long time ago, so it could be that you had just not been paying attention when he had told about it.
- -- -
The darkness of the cafe was soon changed for the bright and hot sun. Squeezing your eyes for the sun you turned to your friends.
‘Where are we off to now?’ you asked, hoping to do something together.
‘Actually,’ James started, cutting off Lily before she could even open her mouth. ‘I need to take Lily somewhere.’
‘Where?’ Lily asked.
‘Just somewhere,’ James said vaguely and took his girlfriend by her arm.
‘Alright then. Marlene?’ you asked hopeful.
But your best friend shook her head. ‘I'm sorry, babe.’ She walked away with Dorcas after shooting you an apologising look, but there was a smirk on her mouth.
‘Mary? Peter? Remus?’
But all three of them shook their head. Mary and Peter had plans to go to some store that sounded weird and Remus had to meet up with his study mate, someone that everyone still wasn't sure of was real.
‘Please don't tell me you're abandoning me too,’ you sighed as you turned to Sirius.
‘I would never,’ this one said and he put his arm around you. The warm tingle in your stomach, that you got every time Sirius touched you, appeared just like it had inside the Three Broomsticks. But he let go of you and your inside turned cold.
You sadly stared at the ground while walking in silence next to Sirius.
At the same time Sirius said something you decided to also break the silence.
‘Aren't you hot in that jacket,’ was mixed with his ‘Are you sure you're okay with just me here?’ and neither of you understood what the other said.
‘You first,’ Sirius said and waved his hand for you to talk.
‘Okay,’ you laughed. ‘Aren't you hot in that jacket?’
‘Nah, I'm always cool,’ Sirius said with a smirk.
‘Really? That's the answer you're going with?’ you chuckled. ‘Now your question.’
‘I, uhh... it was nothing,’ Sirius stuttered, his smirk fading a bit.
‘Come on! It was important enough to interrupt my question!’ you teased. ‘I won't laugh. I promise!’
Sirius shook his head laughing. ‘I asked if you were alright with just hanging out with me,’ he then mumbled.
Oh. Something in his tone made your heart sink. You rarely got to see the insecure Sirius and it almost never was just around you alone.
‘Of course! I like hanging out with you,’ you reassured Sirius and his smile grew.
Meanwhile you had reached the end of the village and the start of the surrounding forest. From where you were standing you could see the Shrieking Shack. You knew why it was there; Remus himself had told you.
You stopped at the fence that separated the road from the field and turned your head to Sirius while resting your arms on the fence. Sirius stood behind you.
‘So what do you want to do?’ you asked him.
‘Actually I just wanted to talk to you,’ Sirius said and his voice had changed. It was lower and softer. More serious and less Sirius.
‘Well about what do you want to talk?’
‘Not here,’ Sirius said, making you turn your whole body to him.
‘Then where?’
‘C'mon,’ Sirius just said and he took you by your hand.
That warm feeling spread in your chest again as Sirius lead you along through the forest. The deeper you went the darker it became, until the sun almost never reached the ground again. The floor was covered in moss and little white flowers. You felt like a fay walking, almost flowing, over them. The spots where the sun did reach, the ground glistened with dew drops even now it was the afternoon.
‘Where are you taking me?’ you asked Sirius curiously but he didn't answer. He just kept on walking.
Five minutes later Sirius stopped at an open spot. It was wonderful. The sun shone through the foliage, lighting up the green grass on the ground. Around the open spot were flowers. The little, white ones you had passed on your way, but also daisies, yellow buttercups, red poppies and violet bellflowers. It seemed like a scene from a fairy tale.
But the best part was, no matter how beautiful the space was, that Sirius was still holding your hand. He turned to you with insecurity on his face.
‘Wow, Sirius,’ you whispered; talking seemed to loud. ‘This is beautiful.’
‘I found it last full moon. I don't think anyone else knows this place.’
‘They shouldn't,’ you said. ‘Please tell no one about this place. It will be our little secret.’
Sirius smiled at your words and it seemed they gave him confidence. He pulled you to the ground and sat in front of you, your knees touching.
‘I still want to talk to you, though,’ Sirius started hesitantly. You gave him a smile and he continued,
‘Have you ever seen yourself late at night, stressing over your exams?’
The sudden question surprised you. What was he aiming for?
‘No,’ you answered softly.
‘I have,’ Sirius said. ‘Your hair is a mess, your cheeks are red and the tears are in your eyes. But you never stop, not even when the sun rises again, not when you almost faint from tiredness. Everyone always laughs at you and your crazy obsession with your grades. But I think it is adorable-'
Adorable? Did Sirius just call you adorable?
‘-and... I just... I want to help you. I want to put you in bed and make you fall asleep. I want to bring you coffee and stay awake with you. I want to tell you it is okay to not always give your everything if it physically drains you. But most of all I want to take you in my arms and kiss you.’
Your heart stopped and your jaw dropped. Never in your whole life had you expected to hear those words out of his mouth. At you. Those words were meant for you.
‘I like you, (Y/N). And I think I might be in love with you.’
‘Sirius, I-'
You didn't know what to say. Words could not describe how you felt. You couldn't think of anything to say. All you ever wanted was right there in front of you and he had just confessed his love. You were stunned with surprise and excitement and you wanted to talk to him, but your words stayed in your throat.
Sirius took your silence as a rejection and got up. Your head was still in a daze and you realised he was walking back when he had already almost reached the shadows.
‘Sirius wait!’ you said getting up.
Sirius turned around to you, his eyes sad, and you saw that he was holding himself back from crying. You stood there in the middle of the open spot, sun on your skin and the words found themselves.
‘When other people look at you, they see Sirius Black, the tough boy, the flirty boy, the boy that would do anything to keep his reputation high, to honour his name. But when I look at you? I see Sirius. I see the boy that forgets to drink in the morning if no one reminds him. I see the boy that will do anything for his friends. I see how much you hate it when someone mentions your family. How often you break down even when you try to hide it. When I see you, I see someone who laughs, cries, hugs, kisses, gets angry, plays pranks. Someone who is loyal, happy, sad, cheerful, smart. And most of all I see someone who loves. Because that is what you do Sirius, you love. And I love that about you.’
Sirius stared at you. The sadness in his eyes had gone away, but the tears were still there.
You were surprised with yourself. You had never been one to make your feelings so clear. But now the right words just had come. Everything you had said was true. You loved Sirius. Everything of him.
‘You love me?’ Sirius asked with a raspy voice.
He walked closer to you, still staring into your eyes. When he was so close to you, you could feel his heat on your bare arms, you nodded.
Sirius cupped your face with his hands and kissed you.
The whole world seemed to burst into colour. You wrapped your arms around Sirius’ neck and pulled him closer. His lips fitted perfectly on yours, like they were meant to be there. You tasted alcohol and cinnamon and smelled leather and lemon. The flavours and scents matched together, creating a soft sizzle in your brain.
Sirius’ hands slid to your hips and when the kiss was broken they stayed there, keeping you as close as possible.
The colours of the flowers seemed brighter yet darker. The sun was hot and cold and the grass bright yet pale. It was as if Sirius made the place better yet it was nothing compared to him.
Sirius' grin was wider than you had ever seen. His grey eyes were stormy and showed his passion, while his words only showed his love.
‘I never thought I could love someone. I have friends and I have some kind of love for them but I never thought I could find love like described in books or sung about in songs. But the day I realised I loved you, I also realised that those kinds of love are nothing compared to what I feel.’
A tear rolled down your cheek and Sirius lifted his hand to wipe it away. His hand stayed on your cheek and brought your face closer. Sirius kissed you again with such tenderness it could be felt in the air around you.
You stayed at the fairy tale place the rest of the day. Friends long forgotten as the sun started to set, making the shadows grow bigger and darker until there was barely any light.
Wrapped in Sirius’ leather jacket you walked back to the castle. Hand in hand with your love. And you would never let go.
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Haikyuu!!│Boys going grocery shopping w/ you! HC’s│Ft. Bokuto, Nishinoya, Terushima, Kuroo & Kunimi
I had this late night idea and just HAD to follow through, the chaos would be O F F T H E C H A R T S. Thank you to @deathcab4daddy for helping me brainstorm some good characters for this post lmao I love you bby and can’t wait to do a collab. <3
E N J O Y ~
*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
BOKUTO:
WHEN I TELL YOU THIS BOI PICKS UP EVERYTHING IN SIGHT LIKE A 6 YEAR OLD
I FUCKING MEAN IT.
“(Y/N) we need this”
“Bokuto we do not need a 7th jar of peanut butter.”
“But (Y/N) it has a squirrel on the front-”
“BOKUTO I SWEAR TO GOD”
Tries to drift on the edge of the cart like something straight outta CSGO and the cart nearly obliterates under his weight.
V e r y l o u d u n e c c e s s a r i l y.
Everyone always stares at y’all when you’re going through the isles bc ur literally escorting a man-child sprawled in a shopping cart who’s going “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” at everything he sees like he’s a toddler at the zoo who’s never encountered a chimpanzee before.
Unless you have a bottomless bank account do NOT take him shopping of any kind he is LETHAL.
When you’re at the check-out he turns it into a basketball competition and tries to launch everything perfectly on to the conveyor belt.
Volleyball player? Nah this sis with the NBA now.
Do not ask him to go get something, he will return with at least 9 items you didn’t need and everything BUT the item you requested
He turned up with a whole ass pineapple, a jar of jam, a stick of butter and a bottle of olive oil.
Like,,,where is the correlation in those items???
Once made the mistake of asking him to grab some pads from the hygiene section and specified it HAD to be with wings
Boy showed up ten minutes later and looking very confuzzled.
You questioned why he has a pack of wingless pads in one hand and a can of red bull in the other.
He said it’s because they didn’t have any with wings so he figured the Redbull would suffice and do the job for you.
i-
NISHINOYA:
Can literally fit him in the little cart seat made for kids and he LOVES it lmaoooo IT’S SO CUTE MY HEART.
HE JUST SWINGS HIS LEGS EXCITABLY WHILE YOUR GETTING STUFF AAAAAAA
Ppl give you such weird looks though bc you have a guy who’s at least 14 years older than the intended demographic sitting there and raising his hands in elation over you copping a cookie dough pie and chucking it in.
Again, another who is VERY LOUD FOR NO REASON AT ALL.
Get’s out of the cart after a while bc his legs be growing numb and begins roaming around.
Someone came back with a feral Noya in hand stating “Is this your child” WNDKJWEFNWJEF.
M’AM HE’S LIKE 18 EXCUSE YOU.
Was salty about it for the rest of the day.
Just ruffle his hair and call him Senpai
Problem solved.
Picks up tons of exotic fruit that look more like plastic or fuzzy poisonous plants and begs you to get them.
“Noya what the fuck is that.”
“...a Pitaya.”
“...”
“Can we get it-”
“no.”
“(Y/N)-”
“I SAID NO DAMMIT”
Last time you bought some strange fruit he took it to practise and got Tanaka to spike it LMAOOO
IT SPLATTERED E V E R Y W H E R E
AND OVER DAICHI’S SHIRT.
He begged you to no longer allow Noya to purchase weird fruits from then on since he is like a child with a nerf gun.
He once picked up a phat wrinkly purple fruit and turned to you asking if it was an overgrown raisin.
“Noya sweetie that’s a Date.”
HE FULLY TSK’ED AND THREW IT BACK SINCE IT REMINDED HIM OF DATE TECH I CAN’T.
My boy out here defending Asahi even in the Grocery Isles.
We stan a loyal king.
TERUSHIMA:
Another one who tries to stand on the ledge and the cart wheels almost collapse because it wasn’t designed to hold the weight of a young adult.
Oh young adult??? Sorry I mean’t MAN CHILD.
He treats a shopping experience as a time to practise his aim apparently because he ALWAYS THROWS SHIT AT YOU TO THE POINT YOU’RE THREATENED TO BE KICKED OUT.
Definitely picks up phallic looking objects and places them against his crotch, snorting and saying “Like what you see (Y/N)?”
Homeboy is stood there in front of a wife and child presenting his cucumber appendage for the world to see.
He once grabbed a pair of fat ass melons and pressed them against his chest, shaking them and belting the lyrics to ‘My Milkshake’ while begging you to SQUEEZE HIS MELONS.
“Look (Y/N) they’re bigger than yours!”
I just-
I give up.
Constantly tries to sneak mutli-packs of energy drinks into the cart to the point you’re convinced he is going to keel over from heart failure and kidney stones by the age of 20.
Has his airpods in 90% of the time and treats the isles as his personal dance floor.
He busting them MOVES and performing the MJ moonwalk while in the dairy section.
ONCE HE SLID TOO FAST AND SLIPPED ON HIS REAR IN FRONT OF LIKE 12 PEOPLE LMAOO
He was DEAD silent the rest of the trip.
Probably the most serene shopping experience you’ve had to date.
The checkout clerks occasionally hit on Mr. Sore-Ass over here.
Until he opens his mouth and they realise he’s a total dolt and question how you have the patience for him.
You don’t know either honestly.
The whole bagging experience is spent with them shooting you sympathetic glances as if to say ‘sis you shoulda’ left him at home’.
Yes, yes you should have.
Never a dull moment with Teru as your shopping partner.
KUROO:
LITERALLY LIKE A MIDDLE-AGED MAN OR A TODDLER WHEN Y’ALL GO SHOPPING THERE IS NEVER AN EVEN MIDDLE-GROUND.
Frequently cracks lame-ass food puns or dad jokes that make you want to crawl into a hole and die.
You have competitions on who can come up with the most and the loser always faces a penalty.
Kuroo and creating penalties do NOT mix safely so you better hope you win.
“I love you a waffle lot.”
Proceeds to hold up a wrapped waffle.
Ok that one was kinda cute you’ll let it slide.
“I ap-peach-iate you Kuroo.”
Cue HyenaLaugh.mp3
“Want a pizza me baby? Bitch peas, doughnut take me lightly.”
You changed your mind.
You didn’t talk to him the duration of that shopping experience, no penalty could be as horrifying as what just came out of his mouth.
“(Y/N)... sometimes I feel like you don’t carrot all.”
You slapped him with said carrot and obviously had to pay for it after.
You forced him to eat it raw.
He is the definition of Neutral disaster when you go shopping.
Shitty food puns aside, he is actually very responsible when making sure you both get what you need.
Not without tons of poking, prodding, and blowing into your ear while you’re trying to decide what ingredients to buy for dinner.
You contemplated serving him a plate of bubbling snot and moulded broccoli seasoned with rosemary.
Bone apple teeth, bitch.
Ofc you didn’t because he always pulls out the puppy eyes and cuddles card after since he knows he’s well and truly rattled your patience lmao.
Actually picks really healthy food options?? Being the captain of a team he has the responsibility of keeping his health in top condition and leading by example so at least he knows the right ingredients to make a bomb-ass and nutritious meal ig.
Y’all always bicker and tease each other at the checkout which is usually great amusement for the clerk serving you as they often smirk and perceive you as an old married couple.
Which tbh you kinda are, it feels like it at least.
Still such a big asshole though lmao you never leave the store without your sanity being scathed.
KUNIMI:
Honestly just wanted an excuse to make jokes at the expense of the Aoba Johsai teammates.
and what better candidate for cracking these than Kunimi.
He’s a very chill partner to have tag along with you on your endeavours.
Not without some grumbling and groaning on his part though, lazy bitch.
You always finish shopping trips with a busted lung at how much you have been laughing though with some of the SHADY ASS REMARKS HE MAKES ABOUT THE OTHER TEAM MATES.
You were outside the store when you both spotted an angry looking Doberman tied to a nearby post.
“Smh who let Kyotani outside again.”
You hadn’t even set foot in the store yet and he was already spitting flaming insults.
[Walking up to the automatic double doors]
“Damn Oikawa move out of my way.”
Oikawa just tryna live and he keeps getting roasted for his flat cheeks
#StopOikawaAssShaming
Ten minutes of scouring the store later he picks up a spikey Kiwano and compares it to Iwaizumi’s hair.
Proceeds to beg you not to tell my boy Iwa because he KNOWS he will get decked to the gym floor.
Passers by often wonder why you’re wheezing and producing noises like a boiling kettle.
When I tell you no one is safe, I mean N O O N E.
“These Yule logs really out here looking like Matsukawa’s brows.”
The finisher was when Kunimi picked up a turnip and said
“Huh, kinda looks like Kindaichi.”
I just-
He could roast a whole chicken in minutes from the burn of these comments I stg.
You can now never look at the Seijou team without various foods or inanimate objects plaguing your thoughts.
Thanks, Kunimi.
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