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knightofleo · 1 year
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Guess who's mom is watching videos about how trans people are going to hell again
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doginprogress · 6 months
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my mother has just revealed that when walking the dogs she puts the used poop bags in her pocket
this is worse than the puppy pocket incident
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pianocat939 · 9 months
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…I’m sorry but I can’t- I had to share this-
(Ok so the room is burning hot- and the AC is on-)
(My mother- goes to the windows and tries to open it)
Me: “Nooo…don’t open it.”
Mother: “Don’t you think the wind outside is cooler?”
Me: “No- you’ll let it slip out-“
Mother: “Like feces?”
Me: *tries not to choke on tea*
Mother: “Wow~ You don’t have any dignity do you? Telling me such a thing.”
Me: “I MEANT THE COLD AIR-“
(I CANT WITH HER- IT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE TOO-)
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floxy-offical · 9 months
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I am housesitting for my mom and decided to help her with her games that were taking over the desktop like this
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nightwardenminthara · 4 months
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i made a trauma joke to my bf while we were driving to get the dogs and he informed me my mother apparently talked AT LENGTH about her past with alcoholism to him while i was asleep one morning over christmas lmaoooo
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realmoondragon · 7 months
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my text interactions with my mother
mom if you see this ilysm but wtf
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whatiscringe · 6 months
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not me watching another movie that makes me say "is this fucking play about us?" 😃
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majimemegoro · 1 year
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How judgment characters would clean their house
according to my mother.
I was making an “other girls” meme with akutsu and soma and she was like “you need a concept that will help you come up with creative ideas. how about how they clean their houses?” then she proceeded to explain how they would clean their house. direct quotations.
Soma
“an icepick in every crevice”
Akutsu
“if there’s anything he doesn’t like he just removes it with a chainsaw”
“ok I cant think of anything else”
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starblazes · 10 months
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DAMN kafka kicked my ass in su5 wtf
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whaleiumsharkspeare · 11 months
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Happy Mother’s Day to my mom who loves to watch true crime documentaries at night
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cerealboxlore · 1 year
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HELP IM JUST REALIZING THAT MY PILLOWS WEREN'T IN THE PLACE THEY WERE BEFORE AND WHEN I LOOKED UNDERNEATH MY SECRET PILE OF BOOKS WERE SCATTERED
MY MOM LOOKED UNDER THERE
SHE SAW MY SECRET NSFW BOOK STASH
PRAY FOR ME SHE'S SLEEPING RN BUT I DON'T WANT TO EXPLAIN WHY I HAVE THIS UNDER THE PILLOW I SLEEP ON
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thesealfriend · 1 year
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Dad: "Meat!"
Mum: "Meat!"
Dad: "Meat!"
Me: "Meat?"
Mum: "Pass."
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scarlette-foxx · 1 year
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My mother's new "sugar container"
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no dont give me that bullshit reply just tell me
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I want to leave
I want to end this
But why not keep it
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