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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months
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No time to play. You are being sent away.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#yu ziyuan#jiang yanli#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes#and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse#Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.
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psalmlover · 5 months
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mother mary with roses
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i truly am my mother’s daughter. and that fucking terrifies me.
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justexistinghere122 · 1 month
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lana x skims
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Inspired by Badlydrawnronpa's Naegiri Parenting AU
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alenseress · 3 months
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'Cause we'll dance together so close we're sharing breath
But now I'm leading, doesn't that just scare you to death?
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dollkisses05 · 12 days
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For the history books
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catholike · 6 months
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thelostlisbonsister · 7 months
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coquette-girly0824 · 18 days
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Its crazy how a blonde adorable golden retriever boyfriend would fix all my problems
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psalmlover · 5 months
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mary in a flower crown, st gabriel of the sorrowful mother, pennsylvania, usa
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doe-eyed-dreamr · 27 days
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berrysprouts · 9 months
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some of sundrop's forest ✧・゚: *✧・゚:*
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yandere-sins · 2 months
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I want to write something smutty so badly, doesn't have to be long but my mental state won't let me and it's so frustrating ;;
Please just one naughty story, brain, I'm begging you ;;
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izzypaw · 5 months
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my 6th yr drawing them for christmas instead of idk getting therapy or something
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