#motherfucker (affectionate)

[sunshinechay]

I honestly think Chen Yi wasn’t expecting Ai Di to be this scared when confronted with the idea that Chen Yi might want some kind of romantic/physical relationship with him.

Even though Chen Yi knew he was lying when he said their sleeping together was ‘just for fun’ I get the feeling that he didn’t realize exactly how much was a lie.

Ai Di is clearly hurting over what happened and the idea of them being anything else. He’s scared to let anything happen and can’t even seem to entertain the idea that Chen Yi might have feelings for him without panicking. He can’t get anything out and is terrified that he might be reading too much into it or it’s some kind of long con from Chen Yi. But most of all, he is terrified that Chen Yi might love him, despite what Ai Di did to him.

Ai Di really truly believes that he shouldn’t be forgiven, so for Chen Yi to ge behaving this way, acting like he might actually like him, is too much for Ai Di. So he will run away, until he can’t anymore. Looks like that will be happening shortly.

#kiseki dear to me #kiseki: dear to me #chen yi x ai di #ai di x chen yi #chen yi x eddie #these two motherfuckers (affectionate) #i can’t with these two seriously #cap watches kiseki dear to me #cap speaks

[asmo-cosmetics]

so far the thing i like best about nu: carnival is that eiden is genuinely lovely and i completely understand why all these dudes are just dropping everything to follow him around

#HOWEVER i wish he would slap kuya just once #am i the only one who finds that motherfucker insufferable #i get that that's supposed to be his trait but i don't find it cute so far he's just genuinely incredibly mean #it's actually making me feel more affectionate towards eiden because stfu leave him alone #and the fact that he has enough patience to put up with that and try to interpret what he actually means instead of just #calling him an asshole. which i think he is entitled to! but he doesn't #makes me really love him and hope he doesn't believe any of that and isn't too hard on himself #i think this is gonna be another game where my favorite character is the protag lol #(although i do really love some of them especially olivine) #nu: carnival #nu carnival #yes i'm supposed to be doing work shut up

[xamaxenta]

Happy belated to the actual love of my life what the hell when did my dumb crush turn into full frontal adoration??

#portgas d ace #ace #fire fist ace #second division commander #one piece #one piece fanart #whitebeard pirates #my art #wanted to try… something new? #he’s very cute nonetheless #I’m not sure how i feel…? about it as always but #its all i have i cant do much else #but!!! next time I draw Ace it’s another day another ace and another concept #i have time to explore #happy new year you motherfuckers (affectionate)

[mothsshoes]

in that interview earlier today with radio times (eugh), david really said crowley wouldn’t ever admit his feelings and doesn't like displaying affection.. while that may be true, crowley sure does an awful job at hiding it LMAO. i mean i know david was probably having to tip-toe around spoilers but it’s still funny to me

mr. anthony j. “i hate displaying affection” crowley

like ok. i’ll believe that when you stop performing acts of service and rescuing your angel in every instance he needs it :)

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #CROWLEY IS ONE OF THE MOST AFFECTIONATE MOTHERFUCKERS EVER #he just doesn’t want to admit it #what a loser

[necromeowncy]

Obvious.

#we love two obvious motherfuckers #they're so in love #dorks (affectionate) #wolgraha #wol x g'raha tia #wol x graha #wolraha #wolexarch #g'raha tia #crystal exarch #shadowbringers #shadowbringers spoilers #ffxiv shadowbringers #AedRaha #aedric vaillencourt #elezen #elezen wol #gpose #my poses

[extremelyputridfishbreath]

so like. im not gonna beat around the bush- ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS. ARE WE??

*SLAMS THIS ON THE TABLE*

I AM CONVINCED THIS MAN DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING! THINK ABOUT IT:

The hover discs Aunt Arctic mentions automatically despawn after you use them to place the detectors/transmitters in both episodes they appear in. With the knowledge that Gary does not test his inventions often, to the point where Aunt Arctic feels the need to warn you...is that intentional feature(keep in mind you use them to access higher up areas like the ceiling of the Sea Caves)...or a bug because he did not test them? Keep in mind the discs disappear near-immediately once you're done placing objects, so you CAN end up free-falling to the ground afterwards from several feet above in the air.

Knowing this, what else is this man hiding? Sure, we know that the Auto-Warbler 3000 works...but is that because this is an invention he personally tested, or in spite of being untested? Did the Jet Tube's avoidance systems have glitches because of an unforeseen bug Gary happened to run into...or is this something he made, gave to Rookie and didn't test for whatever reason?

Keeping this tidbit in mind, is Gary knocking down Herbert's defenses because he is SO smart, or did he just get lucky? Is he better at programming than making inventions? Or does he actually test his coding skills more than his inventions? If so, why?

IF this 'brilliant penguin' was intended to be Gary (which I'm fairly certain it is but hey, CPI closed down before it's time so who knows for sure?)

Is the reason the Party Sub ended up sitting in the Sea Caves related to his tendency to not regularly test his inventions? Or was it simply because it broke while he was testing it?

Because he does not test things as rigorously as his Club Penguin counterpart (who, as we know makes up to 3000 versions of his inventions before they are considered done, and asides from some examples like Mascbot's being used at their 'near-perfect' 2999th iteration or prototypes like the Electromagnet 1000 are rarely used until then)... does Club Penguin Island Gary name his inventions with the '3000' at the end because they have been tested, or for aesthetic reasons?

#club penguin island #club penguin #gary the gadget guy #as an aside: im thinking of cpi more since i picked it back up and played through most of the adventures again #considering changing gin to an /amur/ leopard for cpi because it feels like a change that would've been made tbh #although sonata would still be an arctic fox...just drawn with a summer coat instead. i dont think id change penelope into a different #owl though...maybe? idk depends if i see any compelling swaps for her cpi counterpart #real talk i cannot believe people were dragging gary prime (as in original game gary) for the test sled when it's informed consent that #you're using a prototype when this motherfucker (affectionate) IS LETTING YOU RUN AROUND WITH INVENTIONS OF DUBIOUS QUALITY #i say this as someone with adhd when i say this man has adhd <3 working on so many projects and so many dont get finished #although tbf to ME <3 at least ive been chipping away at my lore documents lately. i mean i still struggle but yk #and yk be slacking off writing down stuff so i dont forgor isnt like. me handing out inventions that probably arent safe like candy <3 #i could be writing down important stuff right now :') oh well * points and laugh at cpi!gary * THIS MAN IS A POSER

[thecringefailintherye]

thoroughly british post incoming

ENOUGH of this fucking roland rat vs basil brush nonsense. theyre two bad bitches with equal slay, stop pitting them against eachother and let them kiss.

#seein shit on casualuk while trying to soothe my hyperfixation on 80s british puppets and stop pitting two kings against eachother!! #let them hold paws and be motor mouthed annoying pests (affectionate) together #fuckin George from Rainbow* (the ONLY motherfucker i trust btw) put it best— 'they both have their merits!!' THEY DO!!! #*the Favouritsm episode Zippy and George: Puppet Legends has zippy and george trying to decide between roland or basil as a puppet legend #they settle on roland because 'he put ten grand in zippy's bank account' AND THAT JOKE COULD LAND FOR THEM BOTH !! #i mean u got a sleazy rapping hollywood rat presumably fucking loaded and then youve got a posh ass fox whos canonically loaded #they can both spare ten grand #and before youse say roland has a girlfriend i actually dont care him glenis and kevin the gerbil were clearly a throuple (or rolands harem #(take ur pick) #i think they should kiss #(roland rat and basil brush that is) #puppets #british #uk #80s #kids tv #uk tv #childrens shows #cbbc #tv am #roland rat #basil brush #british puppets #80s tv #classic kids tv #80s kids tv

[lightbulb-warning]

I love the little drawing of Kokichi with just "this is bitch" on it in your shading process because yeah... yeah lmao

yeah <3

#stupid motherfucking loser (affectionate) #ask maiora #maiora shitposts #the brainrot is neverending

[its-your-mind]

The Mighty Nein, a party of adventurers, relatively powerful and minorly magical, rolling up to a Harvest Festival and promptly:

Their warlock hit a young mother in the face with a beanbag

He then tore another beanbag on his own breastplate and spilled sand all over himself

Then the two buff ladies in the party (both stronger than him) threw him face-first into the carpet while trying to help him throw the beanbag better

A blue tiefling throwing a beanbag straight up in the air and getting it caught on her horn

A terrifyingly large buff woman with a giant sword throwing a bean bag approximately four feet

Their sneaky disguised goblin friend got clocked as a goblin at the literal first booth she went to

The buff ladies from before walk over to and promptly shut down an intentionally impossible strength game by soundly beating it twice in a row

The blue tiefling buying out the entirety of the stock of caramel apples as soon as they come out of the oven and passing them out to her adult friends

The purple tiefling buying an obnoxiously large tapestry with gaudy religious iconography with probable chaotic intent

The definitely-not-a-goblin girl absolutely demolishing an archery game and then proceeding to discuss with her friend how best to eat the live rats she won

The large muscley lady beating the army's strongest fighter in an arm-wrestling contest.

The blue tiefling (old woman disguise edition) vandalizing a temple with large pink painted hearts, then scurrying out giggling

Receiving two (2) individual invitations to join the army, and then one (1) individual invitation to join a mercenary group

#critical role #the mighty nein #c2e17 #critical role spoilers #c2 #c2 spoilers #aren't these motherfuckers trying to not make a name for themselves in public #they're so bad at this (affectionate)

[carlyraejepsans]

WOOHOO ORV!!!!!

yeah!!! kim dokja what on god's green earth is wrong with you

#affectionately i mean #this book has it all. insane unreliable protagonists. little boy with something deeply wrong with him. cringe failgirl who sucks ass so bad #she can't even plagiarize correctly. undyne (bass boosted). himbo soldier. that motherfucker who's the real protagonist #mother of the reader protagonist who is even more insane than him and also killed a man #i mean she killed a lot of them. she did that before killing people became the norm #yoo sangah💙❤️💖🧡💛💝💚💜💝💖💙 #answered asks

[shootingstarpilot]

Why is it that I appear to be making a habit out of staying up until 3:30AM on Christmas Day to be able to get a new chapter up?

Well, hey, if it works-

Chapter 10 of like lightning changing hands is now up!

In which we see that Ben had maybe been exaggerating just a little bit exactly how fine he was back home.

Qui-Gon is trying, okay?

And- I can't believe I'm saying this-

So is Pong Krell.

#shoulder the sky #merry christmas motherfuckers (affectionate) #i am off to bed #i love you all very much and i hope y'all are staying safe

[fivewholeminutes]

Fun fact: I've prepared these two quick drafts while in the crowd for when the band was supposed to be out and we would finally see if iii was there, but then the New Era™ instagram chaos happened, so instead of this i quickly wrote the one about vessel not changing anything when he was already out. By quickly i mean I've mistyped "changed" 3 times, but who could've blamed me, really

#worshitposting #everyone: eyes on the stage #me: wait lemme just inform my tumblr besties quickly about the state of events- #i would like to formally apologise to each and every person i have called or wanted to call a motherfucker on that day #it's just my love language #motherfuckers (affectionate)

[sinnabee]

first time drawing eclipse!!! last minute doodle before clocking out at work. they were told not to get on the desk anymore and chose to follow that instruction, uh, creatively. based on @bamsara ‘s eclipse and y/n design and tbh imagined in the solar lunacy verse :D :3c

#solar lunacy #fnaf: security breach #moon x y/n #sun x y/n #eclipse x y/n #fnaf sun and moon #fnaf eclipse #reader fic #funky little jester boys #fnaf fanart #fnaf fandom #i always love the art of eclipse #but idk why i just haven’t been super compelled to draw them myself??? #UNTIL NOW #think i had to draw this motherfucker to REALLY fall in love with him #we love an abomination of nature (affectionate) #my art #doodle

[cloudsstarlight]

First writing on this blog!!!

Firstly I apologize for this being delayed since I planned on doing this during Cloud's bday, but sadly I had no motivation for writing at that time

but!!! Considering that it's pretty much his bday month, I suppose it's still valid to do so(or anytime, really, I'm just a perfectionist at times lmao) <3

♡ Finding a Birthday Gift For Cloud ♡

Summary: Headcanons of possible gifts for our Cloudberry's birthday <3

Reader Details: The reader is Gender Neutral!

Let's start out with the fact that you're a bit indecisive with what to gift Cloud, thus leading you to panic a bit, yeah?

Well fear not!!! If ya ain't got it covered, then you have all rights to ask Tifa for advice, this girl would be the closest to knowing what Cloud would enjoy(Look I just love Tifa playing the wingwoman role, she's perfect for it <3)

"C'mon, you're Cloud's lover and he cherishes you deeply, so anything you gift him will definitely melt his heart!"

Tifa reassures that even if the gift isn't a big deal as you'd expect it to be for him, she wants to let you know that Cloud is overall going to love it, especially since he wasn't really one for big deals(but again, coming from you, he'd love it no matter what).

Alright, let's look over the options shall we?

Firstly, Cloud enjoys having time alone with you, so expect to turn your gift into a birthday date for him, preferably at home.

You could do takeout and buy him a cake....but the snail in your ear convinces you to try something new. So in the end, you decided on cooking and baking from scratch.

Whether you're a good cook or not, fear not! Again Tifa can definitely help you out in case you fear burning the place down lmao.

If you're already experienced in cooking and baking, you might feel like going a little more over the top than usual, if not, perhaps settling for something simple, but still delicious, would be more of your level?

The flavor of the cake can be up to you!!(Okay but personally . In my bitchass humble opinion . I have fantasies of serving Cloud a cloudberry cake . amen)

Look I understand the man ain't a flower enthusiast but cmon . Flowers are the ultimate form of showing affection to a lover. + It'd be completely different coming from you so he'd defs melt like butter on a pan if you gave him flowers.

Get him cloud shaped balloons. I dare you. deadass.

"Th-This is...all for me..?"

Live Cloud Strife reaction

Congrats you got this blonde baby's cheeks to burn up and make his heart combust at your surprise when he comes home.

He probably, most likely, doesn't realize it but his smile just grows by the second and god fucking dammit he's such a cutie when he smiles and you know it......

"Of course it is silly!! Happy Birthday Cloud~!!!"

"...Are those cloud shaped balloons?"

...Yeah he'd defs frown at the floating inflated clouds in the room, his face getting redder with blush, but that's only a bonus for you as you laughed at his cute expressions. Nonetheless, you know he isn't mad or anything, he was aware you were just teasing him because who doesn't love a good teasing from their lover as a form of affection?

Anyways, after you two stuff your faces with the meal and dessert you cooked up for him with love, you can never forget that Cloud deserves physical affection on his special day, even if he has a hard time asking for cuddles.

Cuddle up and watch a movie!! Maybe even enjoy a hot drink on the side like tea or hot chocolate that you prepared.

And the best part about couples watching a movie is when they don't pay attention halfway and start focusing on kissing and nuzzling each other.

But honestly? That's the best part to the both of you.

Just having you in his life is a gift he receives everyday, and the night you just made for him is a bonus that he cherishes as well <3

#🌠ଘ(੭ ᐛ )━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟCosmo writings #cloud strife x reader #cloud x reader #final fantasy vii #ff7 #ff7 x reader #can't talk i'm having the biggest Cloud brainrot in human history rn #my braincells disintegrate #I mean can you blame me? This motherfucker ruined my life(affectionate)

[spicypussywave]

Kang shielding Sailom first. Gets shot.

Sailom's turn to shield now. Doesn't get shot.

The gays are SO dramatic (affectionate).

#monkey see. monkey do. #MOTHERFUCKERS #(affectionate) #am i allowed to swear here #dangerous romance #dangerous romance the series #kanghansailom #kanghan x sailom #naomivents