#moving staircases

[mothofprophecy]

This will only make sense to the very small percentage of you who know both TMA and the life series but I present to you: distortion Grian

#ferni.doodles #grian #grian distortion #tma #the life series #secret life #okokok this was mainly inspired by the bit where Lizzie had just seen that the door had been moved and said #‘I know this doesn’t make sense to you but this door was not here a second ago’ #and then he made that staircase which is very spiral #I also drew BigB distortion last week (I am not obsessed with making people the distortion) #<—lies #but yeah didn’t post the BigB one bc it wasn’t very good

[trans-cuchulainn]

i just booked to view two flats (to buy) (i'm probably not going to buy them) (i would only be co-buying them even if i did bc i can't afford a mortgage) (they're in a good location though it would be way nearer to useful things even if there's still no bus) and they asked me no questions beyond contact details when i called them about a viewing. is that normal. shouldn't they have tried to check i'm serious. i had all my answers prepared re: the finances and they didn't care

#essentially my parents had a flat but they hate being a landlord so they've sold it (subject to contract) #and in terms of what to do with the money etc at their age it makes more sense to co-buy somewhere manageable and accessible with me #and then in future if they get old and decrepit and i want to move north (and particularly if there's only one of them tho i hate that idea #they can live in the smaller accessible house/flat instead of their larger and less manageable house #so i wouldn't be tied to it but also in the meantime only have to contribute like 30k ('only') which is <3 years' rent #since my current house is 950/mo and smaller than the flats we're looking at #the rental market here is so awful and my accessibility needs are increasing so buying somewhere is beginning to look like my only option #bc i can't make changes to my rented house to make it wheelchair accessible (it has a FUCKING SPIRAL STAIRCASE) #so we're looking at ground-floor flats without carpet and i could get a ramp for the front doorstep and stuff #essentially future-proofing for my disabilities is also future-proofing for my parents getting old #the only thing i don't like about these flats is that they don't have a garden #they've got communal gardens which is something. but still nowhere private to hang your pants to dry

[quietflorilegium]

“Stop worrying about the past. The past is for ghosts. We’ve all done things that we regret. It’s what’s ahead of us that counts.”

Anthony Lockwood, Jonathan Stroud, "The Screaming Staircase"

#jonathan stroud #the screaming staircase #lockwood & co #anthony lockwood #the past #regret #guilt #shame #moving forward

[comic-sans-chan]

Thinking about the confession and kiss scene still makes me feel like I've missed several steps. Like I keep trying to catch my balance and it's just not happening. I never fully faceplant, but I keep almost faceplanting, over and over and over, and it's one of the weirdest feelings I've ever experienced. I can't believe there was a confession and kiss scene. It's been months and it's still surreal.

#my posts #good omens #go #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #crowley really said ''i want to spend eternity with you'' and i'm afraid i may never fully process that #season 3 is gonna come out and they're gonna makeout and get married and move in together and I'm gonna go pinwheeling Goofy-style #down this Escher's Relativity-ass staircase

[rusquared]

im so similar to joonghyuk it ruins me

#constantly looking back on the past never able to move forward #treating it like a game thinking of what decisions u wouldve made better in that round #but you cant go back #he has a reset button that i dont #but even there he's not going back #he's going forward in a loop where every spiral of the staircase changes just slightly but never brings him any closer to the light #pop quiz guess how much caffeine i have consumed this morning

[i-am-a-whimsy-boy]

Stardew Valley is good for my emotional state but absolutely horrible for my sleep schedule, this is the fifth or so night I've accidentally stayed up past 1 am because I lose track of time while doing cute lil farm stuff

#don't mind me guys #stardew valley #I completed the community center for the first time and I am HYPED #and I'm trying to get enough void essences to buy the thing to ask Krobus to move in with me #and stocking up on jade so I can buy staircases for the skull caverns cause I don't have the skills to fight my way down there #but I need those iridium sprinklers so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #so y'know I'm busy #that all takes a while lol #I just completely lose track of all sense of time when I play it like I'll glance at my phone and it's 11 and then I blink and it's like 2am

[miss-morland]

guess who is going to be a homeowner by the end of the month!!!!

#i close on the 30th!!!! #i’m so excited dude the house is beautiful #it was built in 1900 and it has all these amazing features #original trim. big staircase with a banister. built ins. high ceilings #if you know me irl you are invited to the rager i’m going to throw when i move in #personal

[richs-pics]

Green for go

#escalator #staircase #moving staircase #up #down #colour #color photography #indoors #inside #interior #photography is my therapy #original work #original content #original photographers #photographers on tumblr #all my own work

[septimus-heap]

Can't wait to get top surgery not even for transgender reasons just bc boobs r so fucking impractical and annoying. Girlies I don't need u what r u here for

#sep talks #I sleep on my front and most of the time I'm fine but occasionally I move funny or wear a too small t-shirt to sleep or smth #and suddenly oh noooo everything is uncomfortable and bad like come ON #and GOD FORBID I want to descend a staircase with any kind of speed. Or perhaps walk fast #massive design flaw tbh. Even if I was cis I think I'd want them gone

[theflyingfeeling]

I wish all my weed-smoking neighbours a very fuck off just fucking fuck fuck fuck off I hope you choke on your own shit!!!!!

#i may be overreacting i may be tired i may be whatever #but i for real just started crying in the bathroom because of this situation lmao #i'm so sick of the smell creeping in every evening #now it was also in my bathroom and it made me so nauseous i wanted to puke #it's the middle of semester i don't have time to start looking for a new apartment let alone move 😭 #contemplating going to sit in the staircase of the building and just. scream #don't worry about me btw that's not even the stupidest thing i've cried about this year lol

[purpleturtle9000]

i just realised casey has probably never encountered a working escalator and i think he doesn't care for that shit at all. entle tello once mentioned them with the urban legend of people's shoelaces getting stuck but failed to mention it was a story so casey thought it was just a hazard of everyday life and won't go near the things now

#surely i wasnt the only one told that if my shoelaces were untied they would get caught and i'd get sucked under the escalator and squished #or maybe i was idk my parents are kinda weird #but i maintain that casey doesn't see the point of moving staircases and takes the actual stairs every time #he does like elevators though when they shoot up very fast. adrenaline junkie casey anyone? #rottmnt casey jones

[corrupted---minds]

You do not know the person i will become when nightbringer releases

#they moved up the release daye from sept to mid april wtf #im going down this dark staircase and you are following me w a camera and a boom mic #obey me nightbringer #mine post

[spinningbagel]

Couple photos of my new house, featuring my death trap of a staircase and my expertly blocked out face

#idk #felt like sharing these two #also one wrong move on that staircase #and it’s all over #makes for a great slide though #lil bumpy #but yk #it’s a staircase #aaaaaaaa #shit post

[jvzebel-x]

🦋

#LMAO I FUCKING CANT. #so missionaries came to my doorstep-- which is literally just hilarious. even more hilarious? one of them was from hawaii. #they ask about my religion&i tell them bc i dont see any point not to&the yt man speaking to me tells me #he was a surfer back in the day so--&this is a literal quote-- 'i went to hawaii&heard it all as a haole on the beach' #remember this is literally entirely unprompted from a missionary who knocked on my door in response to my answering a question #about my religion. so why did this come up? probably the same reason that he then went to on to ask me what would happen if HE wanted #to join my religion&when i answer 'you would probably have to handle that yourself as religion is entirely personal' #he literally stands there w no answer before going 'well our church accepts EVERYONE no matter what theyve done' #&--again this is a direct quote-- 'we have ppl who have done blood sacrifices to their ancestors who have found the REAL god' LMAO. #he then started talking about how the neighboring apartment complex has a primarily east european community? #like with actual statistics bc appartently he just knows that the next apartment complex over is 80% yt immigrants? #not entirely sure how they had anything at all to do w anything so thats around when i stopped laughing openly at him #&told him my neighbors were coming up the stairs&i found taking up the entire staircase to be incredibly rude #so they needed to get the fuck out lmao&the missionary from hawaii-- who had said almost nothing the whole time lmao-- #wouldnt look me in the eye while telling me thank you for my time probably bc he now had to continue doing missionary work #w a man who spent a solid five minutes trying to prove im racist&exclusionay as a default #literally ONLY bc im hawaiian v traditional about it&proud as FUCK about all those facts #whiiiiich only made him look&sound. fucking TERRIBE lmao. #anyway its good to know that several hundreds of years later&a move away from my colonized home where yt missionaries destroyed my culture #i STILL cant fucking get away from yt missionaries&their ABHORRENT behaviour lmao. #i need to start checking who the fuck is at my door before opening it. #or at the v least start letting roxy just fucking tear ppl like this to shreds like she wants bc their vibes are so rank #my dog can't stand at my side w/o her ridge going so far up she doesnt NEED to growl to get the point across lmao.

[argiopi]

hello argi welcome back from the woods were the woods fun how were the woods!

after wandering back into society i felt like a wild beast trying to play by made-up rules so i drove 2000+ miles in four<?> days out to the mountains while concussed

woods were great i highly recommend to anyone needing to uproot their life 👍

(you know what was a fun discovery. there is a wildly overproportionate percentage of queer & autistic people in outdoor careers. who knew!!)

#i learned a lot of ways to move heavy rocks #and am now a novice carpenter #i built a couple little shelves for my car #and a boardwalk and some staircases but those were collaborative #got good at starting fires at the cost of some burn scars #i miss bideo games.... been on that low electricity life #i did play a lot of campfire-side inscryption when i could get charge on my laptop hoho #I PLAYED FIREWATCH BC LIKE TWO PEOPLE TOLD ME IT WAS LIKE MY JOB..... REAL SHIT #currently in a coffeeshop i'm not fully off the grid lol. #& i have a cellular plan now ! waow modern luxuries. #but i have been living in my car for the past month which has been great because.. <- does not thrive in The System #I HOPE YOU'VE BEEN WELL AND HAD A PLEASANT SUMMER!!!!<3 #the amnt of weird shit thats happened.. cant even scratch the surface of the volume & severity of Weird thats occurred in the past months #anyway i'm just kind of existing on the fringes right now and getting to know more of the world. peace and love #THIS MORNING I SAW A SPECIES OF SQUIRREL I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. #AND I SAW AN ECOSYSTEM I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE AND IT DID MAKE ME CRY.