#moxie mallahan

[albertvictoria-art]

Various Fashionable Designs inspired by the characters of Lemony Snicket's "All The Wrong Questions" book series: Lemony Snicket himself, S. Theodora Markson, Moxie Mallahan and Ellington Feint

#atwq #lemony snicket #all the wrong questions #vfd #illustration #character design #moxie mallahan #ellington feint #s theodora markson #fan art #victorian #vintage style #albert victoria

[protectionsquad24601]

no wonder lemony snicket is so sad. he willingly allowed someone to give him a bowl cut and it was all downhill from there

#atwq #a series of unfortunate events #all the wrong questions #asoue #averse #moxie never letting him live it down like #“yeah but i never had a BOWL CUT” #SHUT IT THEYRE HAPPY AND SAFE AND FRIENDS #nothing bad ever happened to them #lemony snicket #moxie mallahan

[themagicalmolly]

INTO THE SNICKETVERSE | A Series Of Unfortunate Events DEEP dive!

Come along with Magical Molly for an excessive and OBSESSIVE exploration into all things Lemony Snicket!

#asoue #a series of unfortunate events #lemony snicket #all the wrong questions #snicketverse #count olaf #violet baudelaire #klaus baudelaire #sunny baudelaire #kit snicket #beatrice baudelaire #ellington feint #moxie mallahan

[unfortunatetheorist]

Did Lemony write 'That's Not How The Story Goes' (Netflix canon)?

***N.B. This theory is based on the Netflix canon***

We first hear the sombre melody of That's Not How The Story Goes at the end of The Miserable Mill: Part Two. Everyone from Lemony to Olaf to the (creepily cheery) Mr Poe joins in as a part of this song, before at the very end of the song/episode, we see that the song came from Mr Poe's radio, when he says "Mm, that's nice."

My theory is that Lemony wrote this song as a part of his depressed chronicling of the tragic story Baudelaire orphans:

We know right from the start that the song is about the Baudelaires, as Lemony['s verse] starts,

"You may think that the Baudelaires ought to prevail, and be tucked someplace all safe and sound"

Given that:

"My name is Lemony Snicket and it is my solemn duty to investigate the lives of the Baudelaire orphans, because if I do, [typewriter dings] I may be able to find them again." ¬ L.S., The Penultimate Peril, Part Two

it makes sense that he opens the song referring to the three protagonists.

However, the reason I think it's Lemony, and not anyone else, is because of the verse:

"I once loved a girl, and she thought well of me, we thought we'd be happy together;

But now I'm alone, as you can well see, and she's cold in her grave forever"

There are a few people Lemony could be referring to here:

His Beloved Beatrice Baudelaire

Kit Snicket

Duchess R of Winnipeg

Ellington Feint

Moxie Mallahan

Firstly, we can more-than-safely assume that Lemony is NOT referring to Ellington or Moxie. His relationship with both of them has never reached that extent, to the point where he loved them so much he considered a future with them...

His Beloved Beatrice Baudelaire

Kit Snicket

Duchess R of Winnipeg

Ellington Feint

Moxie Mallahan

He could be referring to Kit... but why would he start a future with his sister? Ugh.

His Beloved Beatrice Baudelaire

Kit Snicket

Duchess R of Winnipeg

Ellington Feint

Moxie Mallahan

Yes, Lemony did have quite a close relationship with Duchess R... but if Duchess R is the swimming woman from The Grim Grotto (@snicketsleuth amazing theory), it can't be her, as R is not dead by the time Lemony writes the verse in the song. Beatrice is the only dead one (assuming, of course, that Ellington and Moxie are alive).

His Beloved Beatrice Baudelaire

Kit Snicket

Duchess R of Winnipeg

Ellington Feint

Moxie Mallahan

But... if Lemony wrote and published A Series of Unfortunate Events in-universe, why would he need to write a song as well?

This has a very simple answer - ASOUE was banned from Prufrock Prep at the time Kit was teaching, so the only way Lemony could get his point across was by song.

Under a pseudonym of course - no enemy of his should know he's alive.

¬ Th3r3534rch1ngr4ph, Unfortunate Theorist/Snicketologist

#a series of unfortunate events #asoue netflix #asoue #kit snicket #beatrice baudelaire #ellington feint #moxie mallahan #duchess r #duchess of winnipeg #theory #fan theory #speculation #snicketverse #lemony snicket #that's not how the story goes

[lemonysnicket]

my first commission!! @snckt was kind enough to commission me to draw moxie mallahan as the cover of nancy drew and the hidden staircase which was The most fun ever. i absolutely adore the outfit vibes lainey provided me with and it was such a fun adventure to create!!

#moxie mallahan #all the wrong questions #commissions #commission #lemony snicket #snicketverse #art #fanart #i am already tired of tagging #my art #eeeee this was so exciting to make

[croquel]

happy atwq day

#atwq #snicket #croque art #moxie mallahan

[kidlit-queen-competition]

Qualifier: Lemony Snicket

#lemony snicket #asoue #all the wrong questions #violet baudelaire #sunny baudelaire #moxie mallahan #kqc polls #kqc qualifiers

[panic-at-the-general-vicinity]

Me @ each and every one of the children in ASOUE/ATWQ: These poor kids. Sure they’ve messed up, but they’re children! With no stable parental/guardian figures! We can’t hold these actions against their character because they’re CHILDREN!

Me @ Stuart “Stew” Mitchum and everything he stands for: Horrible. Disgusting. Terrible man. Perish in a fire.

#all the wrong questions #lemony snicket #moxie mallahan #pip and squeak bellarophon #jake hix #Cleo knight #stew mitchum my beloathed #ellington feint

[miriel-therindes]

I'm part of an invincible army, but not a victorious one. It means our plans always get shattered, no matter how brilliant they are. But our purpose remains intact. We may ask the wrong questions, but we know the right answers. We might not always have an actual compass, but we have a moral compass, something inside ourselves that tells us the proper thing to do.

#atwq #all the wrong questions #atwqedit #fandomaesnet #lemony snicket #moxie mallahan #pip bellerophon #squeak bellerophon #jake hix #cleo knight #kellar haines #ornette lost #ellington feint #snicketverse #mine #aesthetic #snicketverseedit #asoue edit

[ghosts-junk-pile]

I'm sorry but I will never get over the 'Get scared later' thing from ATWQ and how could you aspect me to

Also this official thing that is adding my brainrot

"Overheard Saying: 'Get scared later.'

Recently Seen: Getting scared"

Spoilers below

Also the one scene in Why is this Night Diffrent form all Other Nights, where after Lemony tells the Association about Qwerty's murder and after telling Moxie "Theres nothing wrong with mourning the death of a librarian" and she asks him why is isn't crying and his responce is "I planned on doing it later" and then they all cry. THAT SCENE HURTS ME SO MUCH OW

#all the wrong questions #atwq #lemony snicket #moxie mallahan #the association of associates

[volunteerfelinedetectives]

Moxie for the blorbo bingo? :)

Look she’s just such a sweet girl and so it was hard to select a lot of options bc I just realised this is a slightly violent Blorbo bingo. Anyway, she deserves sm better than she got :(((

#asoue #lemony snicket #a series of unfortunate events #atwq #all the wrong questions #moxie mallahan #asks

[beatricebidelaire]

lemony to moxie // kit to jacques

#vera.txt #parallels tag #lemony snicket #moxie mallahan #brotp: fellow associates #kit snicket #jacques snicket #the snicket siblings #the unauthorized autobiography #shouldn't you be in school

[library-child]

Do you think that Moxie is perhaps the first kid Lemony has ever met who is not in VFD?

#lemony snicket #atwq #all the wrong questions #moxie mallahan #vfd

[dragoneyes618]

In other words, their questions - why would anyone volunteer to do something like that - are so flustering Lemony that he can think of only one thing to say to them....

#atwq #all the wrong questions #lemony snicket #pip bellerophon #squeak bellerophon #bellerophon brothers #moxie mallahan #vfd

[lionmythflower]

Um so yall know that audio that's like "yea, u ever just watch something and think, 'omg everyone in this is gay' that's how I felt watching this movie" that was me reading all the wrong questions.

Lemony is definitely pansexual

Same w Ellingtondef a pansexual

And moxie gives such nonbianary vibes its not even funny

kellar is gay 100%

The Mitchums were the exception

Jake is definitely bisexual

And cleo feels omniromantic n asexual

Pip and squeak..... gay-

Sharon Haines n Theodora Markson , lesbians

#Ya so anyway #all the wrong questions #lemony snicket #bellerophon brothers #Pip and squeak #moxie mallahan #Kellar Haines #Sharon Haines #Theodora markson #ellington feint #Jake hix #Stew mitchum #Cleo knight #pansexual #bisexual #No binary #Gay #everyone is gay #lesbian #asexual #At least half of them are trans too #omnisexual #atwq

[croquel]

moxiesweep

#atwq #moxie mallahan #snicket #croque art