طب دلوقتي احنا كنا بنعمل كل حاجة مع بعض مباكلش مبشربش مبنامش مبصحاش مبلعبش مبتفرجش ع التليفزيون غير معاك حتي الشغل كنت لازم تكون موجود معايا حتي كارت الشحن انت اللي بتمليني رقمه !!! وحشني اوي اني أكلك ف بؤك وانت تأكلني
وحشني حضنك وبوستك ليا اول ما تشوفني وحشني لمسة ايدك ع وشي وانت بتدعيلي او بتقولي مااالك ! رغم اني بداري زعلي عشان انت متزعلش بس بردو كنت بتحس ونقعد تسألني وأول ما تعرف تقعد تعيط عشاني ..واحشني تنام جنبي وعلي كتفي واحشني كلامك وفرحتك بأقل حاجه نعملها ليك .. كنت بتوحشني وانا جنبك .. ودلوقتي واحشني اووي اووي
مكنتش أخويا .. كنت ابني .. مكنتش ابني دانت كنت روحي ونفسي اللي بتنفسه
أحلي كلمه سمعتها ف حياتي " حبيب أخوهااا " ادفع عمري كله والله بس اسمعها تاني
طب انا دلوقتي هعمل ايه من غيرك !! قلبي مخلووع من مكانه
بدعي كل شويه ربنا اني اشوفك تاني في الحلم حتي ..واااحشني واااحشني
ممكن اللي مصبرني اني كنت معاك م الاول للآخر كنت معاك ف تعبك لحد آخر نفس كنت معاك ف غُسلك وتكفينك حتي انا اللي استلمتك م المطار
سيبتني رغم انك طول عمرك بتقولي رجلي ع رجلك وايدي ع ايدك .. انا عارفة انك ف مكان احسن بكتير وارتاحت كتييير احسن م العذاب والتعب اللي شوفته بس انا أنانية وكنت عوزاك معايااا
And now to answer the age-old question. Who is @link-is-a-dork cosplaying for the 2022 Renaissance Festival?
*insert Master Sword pull tune here*
It's...
MOZA!
An NPC who's a really bad cook. You can find her at the Ishto Sho shrine (in BotW), on the edge of the Wasteland and Lake Tower regions. The area she's found in is shaped like a frying pan and there's garbage EVERYWHERE, symbolizing Moza's "trash cooking".
@link-is-a-dork chose this character because she wanted to dress up as an NPC, so we looked around for potentials, going by hairstyle and hair color, and we landed on Moza, who she was considering even before the search. The reason?
She wanted the novelty of carrying a bigass spoon.
And yes. A lot of people did think she was Link, but it was fun to talk about Moza when clearing it up!
Here's my Zelda, first being shy, then making sure she's in the right place (actually, the photo with the cloak was taken when we got there and I took it off later; the second photo was taken as we were leaving 😅)
Now I'm doing a little "field work". The best thing about this photo is that there was actually a little frog nearby! But we didn't notice until after the photo was taken. And the frog was in the water. And it's probably best that I didn't try to touch it.
Now we have a nice photo of us two sisters, Hyrule's princess and an NPC who insists she can cook. 💛
I felt that I should do at least a LITTLE archery, so we gave that a shot. She had to show me how because I haven't held a bow in years. I managed to get a bullseye!
Not on the target I was aiming for but I got one 🙂
Uh oh, looks like Zelda insulted Moza's cooking. Although if Age of Calamity is anything to go by, Zelda's not a very good cook either 😆
Disclaimer: link-is-a-dork is actually a pretty decent cook.
.....As long as she doesn't get too carried away in her experimenting.
The Rikoka Hills Well is located in a ruined village nestled in the foothills south of the Lanayru Wetlands. If you look down onto the flooded plains from the elevated graveyard of Kakariko Village, you can see a column of smoke rising from the well, which is the location of Moza’s Hideaway Restaurant.
The mighty Moza, equipped for battle with a pot lid and a soup ladle, will turn the Dubious Food in Link’s inventory into Monster Stew, a violently purple dish that uses Monster Extract as its key ingredient. Moza’s Monster Stew only restores five hearts, which arguably isn’t worth the ten rupees she charges. The main benefit of the transaction isn’t Moza’s food, however. Rather, it’s the colorful language she uses to express her disdain for Link’s culinary misadventures.
This is ironic, as Moza has no great skill at the cooking pot herself. In Breath of the Wild, the aspiring chef could be found at Ishto Soh Shrine in the foothills of the mountains east of the Gerudo Desert. This shrine was surrounded by towering piles of garbage buzzing with flies. The origin of these heaps of raw organic garbage was a mystery, but they served as a suitable backdrop for Moza’s misguided quest to create the ultimate dish with unsavory ingredients such a wood, rocks, and monster guts.
I have to admit that I go back and forth on how I feel about the main plots of the Legend of Zelda games, which can sometimes feel overblown and silly. What I never fail to appreciate about these games are their smaller stories, which show what Hyrule looks like in the eyes of the people who aren’t trying to save it. Does Moza care about floating castles and missing princesses? Probably not, but that doesn’t stop her from living her best life and enjoying everything Hyrule has to offer an adventurous explorer.